First Friday of the Christmas Season.

by | Nov 29, 2024 | Cocktails, Daily Links | 120 comments

It has begun. The airwaves have shifted to Christmas music, it’s been months since the decorations have been up. The holiday beers are on tap all around town.

This is something I hope actually gets on the ballot, and I’ll likely go out of my way to vote for it.

For other unhealthy things that are available in my area, see here.

The girlfriend and I are planning our spring trip, and this may beat out Viva Las Vegas and Punk Rock Bowling (from this, I learned the girlfriend claims to have never heard Love will Tear Us Apart before, I have doubts).

I just saw this on the shelf at the local grocery store, and suppressed the impulse buy. I’ll likely be adding some to my cart the next time I’m at the store. What strange and wondrous times we live in.

I may have a Christmas gift idea for my dad.

This is literally one step away from fart sniffing I think.

Some SCIENCE! for you on this Black Friday.

I suppose I should give you something you can argue about.

This guy can fuck all the way off. I for one love some aspects of American trash culture.

The first holiday cocktail recipe should come as no surprise to those who have paid attention to my likes and dislikes, it’s an old traditional recipe, and nowhere near as bad in calories as PieInTheSky assumes it will be:

Tom and Jerry Cocktail recipe

  • 1 part (an ounce) dark rum
  • 1 part (an ounce) cognac
  • 1 tablespoon of Tom and Jerry Batter [recipe below]
  • Whole Milk (I suppose you could use skim if you hate yourself and joy)

Take a mug, fill it with boiling water, and let it sit while you get the rest of the ingredients together. Dump out the water, put the rum, cognac, batter and hot milk. Stir it up (I use a cheap frother for this) and dust the top with freshly grated nutmeg, clove, and allspice (I won’t disagree if you add cinnamon to the blend as well).

Tom and Jerry Batter:

  • 3 eggs (separated)
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/2 ounce dark rum
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

Add the cream of tartar to the egg whites, and whip until you have stiff peaks (if you have no problems stiffening, you can skip the cream of tartar). In a separate bowl, beat the yolks, sugar, rum, and vanilla together until fully combined. Fold the egg whites into the sweetened egg yolks, and store in the fridge.

So, I leave you with a final song, and hope you enjoy this Black Friday.

About The Author

Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

120 Comments

  1. Sensei

    This is something I hope actually gets on the ballot, and I’ll likely go out of my way to vote for it.

    Will be interested how it would be phrased on the ballot. “Protection of public servants”. You know how they always phrase it to the exact opposite of what it will actually do if they don’t want it passed.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      My proposal: death penalty is reserved for public servants, and it works like a limbo contest: the more authority you have, the lower the bar.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Windshield wiper blade broke this morning.

    So naturally when does it decide to start snowing in earnest? While I was driving to buy new ones.

    Must be the arrival of Yuletide.

    • Mojeaux

      That happened to me when I was rushing around in a nice dress and shoes with a baby in the back seat of my car, and I was trying to get to my gma’s funeral early to take care of stuff. So there I am at AutoZone in a nice dress and shoes in the thick snow changing my wiper blades.

      • Sensei

        OTH, my wife would be paying somebody or giving me the honeydo.

        I don’t mind it’s not her strength, but it’s to you credit that you are there in the parking lot.

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s right up there with when I had to duct tape a tarp over my broken driver’s side window outside in a high wind on Christmas.

        And I finally got it… until I climbed in the passenger side and slammed the door…

        At least I wasn’t dressed up.

      • Mojeaux

        I was by myself with the baby and it was practically a blizzard, the wiper broke mid-stroke, couldn’t see, so it was urgent, so it’s not like I had a choice.

  3. Gender Traitor

    This is literally one step away from fart sniffing I think.

    I thought THIS was going to be the link to another article about the Democrats rationalizing Harris’s loss.

    • rhywun

      An anonymous health department complaint has turned Geneva’s annual Small Business Saturday Chili Contest into a sniff-only event.

      And I was assured that we haven’t reached peak derp. 🫤

  4. Suthenboy

    People bitching about America: I once had to listen to a half hour tirade about the evils of American lifestyle from a single, professional woman who lived with her husband in a renovated antebellum mansion. She pined for the lifestyle she saw in Chiapas during her stint in the peace corps.
    When she finally took a breather and asked me what I thought I said “You aren’t a prisoner here.”
    She never spoke to me again.

    • Sensei

      from a single, professional woman who lived with her husband

      Confused. But the broader point stands!

      • Suthenboy

        No, Iam confused. Dogs, wife talking, TV going while I try to write. I had to break train of though about ten times before finishing.
        She was married they had no children. Both mid-thirties professionals making around 250K combined.

      • Sensei

        Given what I’ve read can you keep one of those antebellum homes alive and eat with that income?

        I know the historic district where we have a family vacation home is fucking nuts…

      • Suthenboy

        Also, she had never buried a baby that had died from dysentary, removed a screw worm, seen a child with an eyeworm etc.
        I asked.

      • Suthenboy

        I dunno sensei. The house is south of Alexandria on Bayou Boeuf. I know the area and I think I know the house.
        She probably has family money in addition to her job. I think at the time her father was sheriff in Avoyelles parish. Or maybe former sheriff.

        Also, not a historic district. It is in an area surrounded by miles of fields.

    • Gender Traitor

      …a single, professional woman who lived with her husband…

      🤔

    • creech

      Complaints about the rubes….from the same folks who think a banana taped to a wall is ART and worth $6.2 million.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      my mom has never stopped talking about the greatness of Cuba

      and has actually traveled more than a little of it

      and yet she continues to live in these retched united states

  5. Shpip

    I just saw this on the shelf at the local grocery store, and suppressed the impulse buy.

    It would certainly be one of your rasher decisions.

    • Beau Knott

      Southern Comfort? Cointreau or similar? *maybe* Benedictine?

      • Don escaped Memphis

        Southern Comfort

        is neither

        I crack myself up

    • Old Man With Candy

      Everclear.

    • ron73440

      I doubt you have it, but I love sweet tea and Applejack.

      It gives you a nice apple tea flavor.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or vodka. Both are good in straight or sweet tea or lemonade.

  6. Suthenboy

    I am not familiar enough to commit to my stand on qualified immunity. I will stick to this: no matter what power you give govt. they will abuse it.

  7. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    Bacon Up® Bacon Grease is the convenient way to get that next-level flavor – without the fuss of frying bacon.

    You know why I don’t fuss* about frying baking bacon?

    Because afterwards I get to eat bacon!

    *I will admit to buying duckfat in a tub

    • Sensei

      schmaltzy!

  8. slumbrew

    Vodka, I guess

    • slumbrew

      Er, meant for KK.

      Although that may be a Glibs comment for all occasions.

  9. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I just bought the gentleman caller a tub of wagyu tallow for Christmas

    • Sensei

      Whatever you are into. We won’t judge!

    • slumbrew

      *grabs popcorn, awaits Glib replies*

    • Gender Traitor

      Dare I ask how you intend for him to use it?

  10. Shpip

    (if you have no problems stiffening, you can skip the cream of tartar)

    So you’re saying I should rub cream on tartar on my… nevermind.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Seek medical attention if it lasts for more than 4 hours.

  11. Yusef drives a Kia

    Truck stops are part of what makes America work, that coddled jalopnik writer can Fuck. Off.
    I’m driving back to San Diego tomorrow from OKC, no Bucees on my route or I would stop in just because.
    Cheers!

    • Sensei

      I read it and at the end he notes he loves the place.

      But it still reads as incredibly condescending. Essentially like he slumming.

      • Mojeaux

        He feels filthy for loving a place where the icky people go and this is his confession.

      • rhywun

        the rot at the core of America is what makes us who we are

        “loves”

        Peak self-loathing leftism.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Tbf, lot lizards are icky.

  12. Mojeaux

    This game is not fun. Fourth quarter, I will go cook.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      There are few scenarios in which I will cheer for the Chiefs, but today is one.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m still stinging from Christmas.

      • rhywun

        few scenarios in which I will cheer for the Chiefs

        … oh Raiders?

        Yeah, agreed.

  13. rhywun

    Americans overwhelmingly—but, it turns out, mistakenly—believe that Democrats care more about advancing progressive social issues than widely shared economic ones.

    LOL!

    “Voters are dumb herp derp”

    • Suthenboy

      They definitely care about widely shared economic issues, just not in the way they want us to think.

    • Suthenboy

      I saw a comment to that effect someone posted here recently. The guy added that many leftists arguments amounted to lunatic rants and screams.
      Someone said to him “Come on over to the light. We will welcome you with open arms.” to which he replied “I AM NOT A FUCKING RACIST!!!!”

      OK then.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I just saw this on the shelf at the local grocery store,

      When I was quite young I remember that my mom had a set of canisters ranging in size from “Flour” to “Tea”. In between “Sugar” and “Coffee” was one marked “Grease”. It even had a strainer inside to filter out the chunks. I’ve never seen a canister set like it since then.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Gilmored.

    • SarumanTheGreat

      The true fault lies with Team Blue’s cheat team. They had the media, the DOJ, the armed forces, EVERYTHING in place to support another steal (if necessary by force), and Team Cheat simply couldn’t hold up their end of the bargain.

      If they had won, the same people would be crowing that the open border was the reason why they had acquired enough votes to foist Calamity upon us.

    • Shpip

      three things: inflation, the border and crime, and woke bullshit

      I would add the incessant hammering of “reproductive healthcare” (unless that’s a subset of woke bullshit).

      Turns out, women buy groceries for their children more often than they abort them. Who knew?

  14. Tonio

    This guy can fuck all the way off.

    Just for that I’m going to order one of their baseball caps. Unfortunately they don’t have a location here, yet, but I believe one is planned.

    • ron73440

      My wife loves Buc-ees.

      Every time we go to Charleston SC we have to stop at the one in Florence.

      There is an amazing liquor store right next to it we stop at also.

  15. EvilSheldon

    Greetings from Williamsburg!

    I tore down my match CZ Shadow 2s and dropped them in Dad’s large-capacity ultrasonic cleaner today. After twenty minutes, I pulled the frames out, only to find that a quarter-sized piece of the polycoat finish had flaked off the frame.

    Ah well. Maybe I’ll refinish that one in a cooler color than basic black.

      • EvilSheldon

        There was another identical frame in the bath along with it, that had no problems. So most likely it’s a defect.

        I’m gonna send a photo out to CZ-USA and see what they think, but i have a feeling that I’m gonna be paying for a DLC or Cerakote job.

    • slumbrew

      Defect in the coating or lesson learned on polycoat and ultrasonic cleaners?

      • EvilSheldon

        Err… see above?

    • ron73440

      How long are you in Williamsburg for?

      How busy are you?

      I’ll be up that way tomorrow.

      • EvilSheldon

        Through tomorrow evening at least, and not very. Hit me up with an email at EvilSheldon at pm dot me.

      • ron73440

        Sent.

  16. Timeloose

    Punk Rock Bowling has a great lineup this year. I might have to consider going. My May festival got moved to September.

    • Nephilium

      I concur. The girlfriend is much less impressed.

    • Old Man With Candy

      My vision of Hell.

    • Mojeaux

      It’s a mystery.

    • slumbrew

      It’s a mystery.

      • slumbrew

        Damn your professionally nimble fingers!

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Still sounds like a non-starter for Putin.

      • rhywun

        That was my thought.

        NATO involvement == nuh-uh

  17. Sean

    I managed to walk out of two gun stores today empty handed.

    😕

    • Fourscore

      That’s what tomorrows are for

      • Spudalicious

        I’ve walked out out of Scheel’s twice and not bought a Caesar Guerini O/U.

    • Spudalicious

      That’s because you bought a can and you have to wait for it, right? RIGHT?!?

      • Sean

        Lol, I did look at some there. They had quite a selection.

  18. Mojeaux

    Another squeaker and maybe not even that. WTF do we have to do to be actually DECENT?!?!

    • Spudalicious

      They’re just prepping to get blown out in the SB.

      • Mojeaux

        It certainly does appear that way!

    • Sean

      Blech!

      • R.J.

        Imagine the aroma of over-boiled eggs and fried wild frog wafting up from the open pizza box.

    • Pine_Tree

      “Ya know, the first time was an accident. These things happen all the time and we just didn’t catch it. That one made it to the customer and they made a Tiktok and all that about how much they liked it, and it just blew up. I’m having a hard time sourcing enough frogs to keep up.”

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      The all-you-can-eat buffets in China (at least when I was there) where limited to one trip. It was fun watching Chinese dudes engineer pyramids of food on one plate.

    • rhywun

      At least it’s recognizably food. Those folks will eat literally anything.

    • ron73440

      There is an Asian store around here that has large live frogs.

      They just sit in their container and watch you.

      That’s just weird.

      • Sean

        The Asians or the frogs?

      • ron73440

        The frogs, but that was funny.

        Although my wife says a lot of the Asians watch me, not many long haired men around.

  19. J. Frank Parnell

    When asked about Republicans’ priorities, all major groups, including Democrats and independents, correctly identified that either inflation or the economy was among Republicans’ top three priorities.

    By contrast, every single demographic group thought Democrats’ top priority was abortion, overestimating the importance of this issue by an average of 20 percentage points. (This included Democrats themselves, suggesting that they are somewhat out of touch even with what their fellow partisans care about.) Meanwhile, respondents underestimated the extent to which Democrats prioritize inflation and the economy, ranking those items fourth and ninth on their list of priorities, respectively.

    IOW, there’s a huge disconnect between the average Democrat and the Democrat party leadership and pundit class, which spent the election claiming this is the best economy ever, there’s no inflation, millions of women will die because they can’t get abortions, and not letting boys onto the girls’ teams is trans genocide.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Well that was… interesting. A win is a win.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    WTF do we have to do to be actually DECENT?!?!

    A pair of offensive tackles would help.

    • Mojeaux

      You ain’ lyin’.

  22. kinnath

    New to me Versa sitting in the driveway. Nice little car. But not great for a road trip (2.5 hour drive home from the dealer proved that). But it will be a great commuter vehicle.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      DIL needed a car
      became interested in a used Jeep
      I told them to ignore that and just go get a Versa
      she ignored me and got the Jeep
      then spent months messing with it when she barely had time to study and feed herself
      they sell the Jeep
      she goes and gets the Versa
      AFAIK she still drives it every day more than 10 years later
      AFAIK it’s trouble-free
      AFAIK its starting right up and running perfectly is just a daily reminder to hate me more

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      My Versa is awesome for road trips!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    We’ll absolutely clear a couple dozen acres of pristine natural land to plop down a giant fueling depot with hundreds of gas pumps, miles-long car washing robot tunnels, and a grocery store/barbecue restaurant/junk store packed with shit nobody needs.

    Wheeeee!

    Pristine natural land adjoining a high traffic interstate interchange. Of course.

    And, “stuff nobody needs” so badly the place is always deserted.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Fuck him. I need their bbq. I need their little cheese and pork loin snack cups. I need their pecans. Eat shit, mf.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I dropped this on the dead thread earlier because I wasn’t paying attention:

    As Democrats engage in post-election self-flagellation, and pundits point to poor messaging and an inability to quell voter concerns about inflation to explain Kamala Harris’ loss, everyone seems to be ignoring how President Joe Biden’s biggest mistake by far cost the Democrats not just the presidency, but the House and Senate too.

    Inaction at the border? The Afghanistan withdrawal? Not resigning the presidency?

    All enormous errors, but not his worst. No, his worst error—and the thing that will forever stain what was otherwise an admirable presidency—was his failure to arrest former President Donald Trump on Jan. 21, 2021.

    That’s how you save the nation from authoritarianism.

    • Suthenboy

      He failed to win the voters over from Trump because he didnt arrest Trump?
      I strongly encourage them to continue on this path.

      • Sean

        Oh, they most certainly will.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That wouldn’t have gone over too well. Who’s the tard that wrote that dreck?

      • Evan from Evansville

        A person against the 2nd Amendment, one who thinks citizens shouldn’t have guns.

        Naturally, the only recourse is to strip them away. They simply frighten him, so.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      I would have voted for him if only he had chopped off his dick or joined the San Jose State volleyball team

  25. Grummun

    Why don’t you just drain the bacon grease out of the pan into a jar and put it in the fridge? The shit keeps forever.

    • Sensei

      We always have more than we need, but I guess if you need lots of grease…

      • R.J.

        *Inserts STEVE SMITH joke.

      • Grummun

        *Inserts STEVE SMITH joke.

        STEVE SMITH insert joke… and by joke mean…

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Excellent cocktail kickoff, makes up for the pic of Chartreuses last week not being used in the recipe. Tom and Jerry batter is getting rarer in these parts so I may have to make this guy.

  27. Pine_Tree

    Tech is actually ahead of Georgia. Yes, I know it was just an early field goal and this surely won’t last. I just wanted to be able to say it.

  28. The Last American Hero

    Christmas rant- the adult contemporary station started playing the music on Nov 1. I banned it in my house until after Thanksgiving. So we pop on the station and are 90 minutes in and not one Jesus song. Plenty of Rudolf, White Christmas and Beach Boys and not a single mention of Christ.

    • Pine_Tree

      Yeah one of the presets on my truck radio went to all-Christmas music around the clock on 11/1, and all of it is either the secular Sinatra-sounding crap the Boomers grew up with or Mannheim Steamroller-ish instrumentals.

  29. hayeksplosives

    I’m starting to get occasional pain and cramping in my lower left abdomen, exactly where diverticulitis tends to occur. I have several risk factors so wouldn’t be surprised; I’ll have an appointment soon.

    In the meantime, I’ve found a wonderful non-drug comfort for gut pain; a 10 lb bag of sand meant as a weight assist for yoga. I love this thing.

    I get all comfy in bed and lay it across the achy bits. It’s a simple pain reliever.