The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 45

by | Jan 15, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 53 comments

This is one of my favorite episodes. I got to use a joke I thought up in High School. I brought up the joke during a Glib Zoom and it was a hit, thus Trump Brand Whale’s Milk was born! A fitting end to the Hunt For The Jersey Devil Saga.

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53 Comments

  1. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Too the write of meow.

  2. DEG

    So that Hat is the power behind Alex Jones?

  3. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I wonder if any person has been able to get and try whale’s milk?

  4. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Bezos is making a go of it (maybe?)

      • The Hyperbole

        Almost 3 hours until launch? fuck that. Who launches a rocket at 1 in the morning.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Who launches a rocket at 1 in the morning.

        Rocket scientist who know the trajectory of the payload that possibly needs to be inserted into a specific orbit? I dunno, they smart as fuck.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      I like the exoskeleton look of that thing

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Nevermind – that’s the tower, not the fins of the rocket. Thought they came up with some radical new rocket design.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Ya still gonna watch?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        I won’t be able to stay up that late. I’ll have to watch the replay

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hope it lights. Its good for the space race.

  5. Q Continuum

    Watching some of the highlights of the confirmation hearings you’re really seeing one of the biggest Achilles’ heels of progressivism exposed in real time. We’ve often said that it must be really easy to be a progressive because everything is echo chambers all around and you never actually have to argue a point; you just mouth the right platitudes and get religious affirmation in return.

    The Donk Senators are definitely showing that during these hearings. Just how unbelievably stupid some of their questions and rebuttals are is mindblowing. They haven’t had to actually debate or discuss anything of substance in so long that they’ve completely forgotten how to do it.

    • rhywun

      unbelievably stupid

      And yet it works on something around half the voters.

    • Pope Jimbo

      UCS should use the confirmation hearings as the basis for his warhammer fan fic contest.

      Write up about the exchange between High Elf Astarielle and Orc Azhag the Slaughterer.

      “Isn’t it true that you’ve been credibly accused of drinking ale from the skull of your enemies while on the job?”

      “I am here to turn the Horde into the most lethal pack of cutthroats to ever rampage across the country. I won’t dignify your accusation with a response”

      “You’ve never held a position above tribal chieftain. What makes you think you are ready to handle the entire Horde? Why would we think you could manage the disbursement of slaves and loot in an equitable manner?”

    • SarumanTheGreat

      You’re thinking rationally, not emotionally. The point of the grandstanding is to play to their audience. They won’t be called out for their bullshit, because they know the trained sealions that are their propagandists will cover for them. Always. Plus they know that if they get in one zinger that’s the cover the Republican squishes will use to vote ‘no’.

  6. Evan from Evansville

    I thought the milk was from a Trumpian WHORE at first. Hmm. That *would* be classy. Classiest. Classtacular. A Trumpian horde of whores would put asses in seats. Should be summoned in for Inauguration Day 2.0. Would be much better than one *with* Michelle, and I’m glad she’s bowing out.

    I hated ‘her’ for fucking telling off an Olympic athlete for describing her ‘unhealthy’ favorites. (McDs nuggets, IIRC?) I’m glad this is the most I’ve heard from *her* in quite a while. Something, many things, strike me as being very Off about her.

    • Q Continuum

      Being a sociopathic narcissist seems to match the category of “very off”.

      • rhywun

        sociopathic narcissist

        Can you be more specific?

      • Evan from Evansville

        *shiver-shakes* I understand not wanting to be in the spotlight. (Melania actually does it incredibly well. Seen, Not Heard is good advice for a President’s wife.) But Michelle *loved* being in the spotlight. Until suddenly, well-before post-Biden, she didn’t wanna do it anymore. Not even ‘show up’ gigs like Carter’s funeral. Hey. Your fucking husband’s there. Might wanna play the part ya get paid very well to still play, for some reason.

        Someone rumored a divorce was going on behind the scenes. Neither has anything to gain from one. Just pull a Clinton. No Dem (negatively) cares about that loveless, contractual coupling. Something’s afoot. Me ponder. (“You, tree.”)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Evan, MKT has just published a memoir, of which I’ve read nothing.)

    • rhywun

      Asiavision Song Contest entry?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Huh, I guess that’s a thing.

      • rhywun

        I guess that’s a thing

        lol I thought I was being clever.

      • rhywun

        this is my entry

        I am simultaneously aroused and repelled – well done, those people.

    • slumbrew

      That was, uh, something.

      First L0b0t swings by, now HM.

      Signs and portents! The End Times are nigh!

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Freaks come out at night.

      • Gustave Lytton

        But it’s night every night!

  7. Ownbestenemy

    I have found myself just talking with an AI LLM. I need help

    • one true athena

      There’s an advantage to west coast. Sometimes

      • one true athena

        Made it to orbit! Woooo very exciting.

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