And since there was some measure of confusion yesterday…
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SugarFree
Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist
And since there was some measure of confusion yesterday…
I don’t get it.
Why does the hat have no lettering in the last frame?
Because I have poor attention to detail.
Try better
I believe the correct phrasing is “endeavor to persevere.”
Too inspirational
+1 Declaration of War on the Union
The blood pooling toward them better not be Hope Hick’s blood. Please say she survives. I can’t even right now
I just thought it was Donald’s time of the month. Without H&H, he seems to be a blubbering pussy.
Hawt
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!
Look who’s back
He slipped past his employer’s block. Used grease to squeeze out between the bars.
Where is the Chip Bok signature?
*mulls over catbutting TOK…refrains, for now*
Needz MOAR LABELZ?
I had no idea that’s what wainscoting was. I … learned something today.
this is how I learned what wainscoting was in the 1970s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPB3nCIYdmo
less time wasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPB3nCIYdmo#t=66
That’s transphobic
There is some controversy over the spelling.
I learned about it when my decided she wanted in our finished basement.
Whether or not the hair enjoys the act determines whether the relationship is parasitic or symbiotic.
Who spilled wine on the carpet? Was it Hobo Steve? They call him Sloppy Steve for a reason.
https://imgur.com/a/kTQco
https://imgur.com/a/kTQco
I approve heartily.
Firefox AND Opera?
You monster.
The first one is basically a Zen riddle.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5249341/Roseanne-reveals-characters-Donald-Trump-supporter.html
You should include Roseanne somewhere in these strips. Turns out that “Roseanne Connor” will be a Trump supporter on a reboot of the series. I fully expect well adjusted members of the #resistance to be screaming at their TVs “The Connor’s voted against their interests!”
I can’t image how that show would succeed. The #resistance doesn’t want to watch a white trash redneck family, the rednecks don’t want to watch a commie making jokes at their expense.
Those dumb rubes won’t be able to tell they’re being mocked. It’ll be indistinguishable from whatever that Tim Allen show was called.
I’m certain Roseanne the character will be reflective of the people who did vote for Trump and not a crass, shallow caricature. I mean, we know that libs are the worst at understanding the arguments of their opposition and if shows like West Wing and House of Cards can’t even give a credible voice to even right wing moderates, surely a comedian dumb enough to marry Tom Arnold will be able to do so.
She is a Trump supporter herself
What? *does googling* Well, holy shit. I thought she was a progtard and would never in a million years have thought she’d vote for Trump. That and hearing about the Transgender kid on the show, I assumed it was just going to be Roseanne: Prog Harder. My bad.
Roseanne, the person, has this bizarre affinity for the working class (she was a big Green Party supporter) and I don’t think Democrats realize how thoroughly discredited they have become with workers in this country. I have a friend in politics (Democrats) and he said that private sector unions can’t deliver votes anymore, because about half of their workers refuse to vote Democrat. Trump’s strange blend of economic nationalism with conservative social policy is a big winner among the working class (it is the same playbook that Nixon and Reagan both employed to win these voters).
Oh, believe me, being from working class roots, I get the appeal of Trump. I simply had slotted Roseanne into ‘unhinged progtard celebrity’ in my head and didn’t think any further than that. I’d sort of forgotten about her affinity for blue collar folks. It makes sense, I was just being intellectually lazy. *Cute Alanis Morrisette*
Roseanne’s kind of an old-style union Democrat. She definitely rejects the current Dem obsession with identity rather than class. Makes her much more interesting than the average lefty celebrity, that’s for sure.
I was up in one of the satellite the cafeterias for lunch today. This cafeteria is mostly used by the union factory folks, but it is right next to my wife’s office. So we usually get there about the time the the factory folks are leaving. A 50ish white women as openly disparaging Oprah’s potential run for president and the “important speech” she gave the other night.
The factory is run by middle-class, blue-collar workers. Many of these people have sons or daughters in the military. These people bailed out on Hillary in the last election. They are not going to rebound to the Democrats in the mid-term election.
Who knew that the world was dying for a Roseanne revival two decades later?
…It is?
Someone apparently thought it was.
The one thing I did like about the Roseanne show back then was that it was the most realistic TV show. By that, of course, I mean that everyone was ugly. On the vast majority of sitcoms, even the dumpy fat working class guy usually has a hot, thin wife.
This is the candidate the LP needed
I larfed – at least he doesn’t put everyone to sleep.
I love that man
McAfee is endlessly entertaining, as long as you’re not the guy he had killed.
On paper he’s a Bond villain. In reality, that role is more properly played by Elon Musk.
Nick Sarwark would make a good Bond villain. Of course the villain would have to be extremely incompetent and oblivious. But, he has the universal loathing down
And Bond villians have to be consequential. If Nick Sarwark fell into a volcano tomorrow, who would notice?
What sort of powers does he gain from the volcano incident and how horribly disfigured is he?
He becomes….The Incredible Melting Man!
Oh my god how could you….
My aunt and uncle were babysitting for my parents and took us to the drive in to see that movie when it first came out and I literally had nightmares about it for years afterwards.
I am just so triggered I can’t even
I can’t image how that show would succeed. The #resistance doesn’t want to watch a white trash redneck family, the rednecks don’t want to watch a commie making jokes at their expense.
All in the Family was a pretty successful show.
Archie was likable and people genuinely hated meathead. It’s sorta like how Full Metal Jacket is beloved by military people despite Kubrik intending it as an anti-war piece. He had the intellectual integrity to put the story and characters first instead of his message, which I think All In The Family did as well. I doubt Roseanne has the intellectual capacity let alone the integrity to do it.
I’ve read that Norman Lear was horrified when Archie Bunker became the hero to most of the show’s audience when he was meant to be a figure of ridicule.
I can believe he was. But they were at the very least willing to follow the money and roll with people loving him. But who knows. Sometimes a piece of fiction transcends what the artist intends.
True. And, in fairness, while the writers clearly meant Meathead to be the more sympathetic character, they made him pretty buffoonish too.
I’ve heard similar things about Ron Swanson.
He did give the best explanation of goverment.
My favorite sequence from that entire show.
I loved that scene.
Gee, who’d have guessed.
Hah….as if anyone didn’t already know that their entire reason for pushing amnesty was for votes.
Whether you are for or against amnesty, the Donk position is still craven and opportunistic.
Once, just once, I’d like to see a “reporter” ask Luis Gutierrez, Julian Castro or one of these other open border flacks:
“Mr. Congressman, would your position on this issue change if the immigrants coming in overwhelmingly supported the Republican Party?”
In the case of Castro, they should ask him in Spanish. (El payaso no se habla una sola palabra de español)
His real name is probably Toby Anderson.
In fairness, I bet a number of R’s would flip also under that scenario.
Err, last I checked dreamers were not citizens and therefore not eligible to vote……
Oh I see what you are saying *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
My proposal for the Dreamers:
(1) They get permanent residency cards, and are permanently uneligible for citizenship.
(2) If their parents aren’t legal residents, the parents go back to their home country or the permanent residency of the Dreamer is revoked. If the Dreamers don’t have someone to stay with in the US until they are adults, they go back, too, but can come back when they are adults.
(3) Chain migration preferences are drastically limited to the spouse and children of the legal resident. For Dreamers and everyone else. Period.
You’re a monster RC…. Let me ask you one question: when you kick out all the dreamers, who the hell is going to clean your toilets!?
Is … is … this the point where I get to call you a monster?
Join the crowd.
I think this is a balance between compassion for the Dreamers, and not creating incentives for people to smuggle their children into the country. Because you know what happens if we reward it, right?
OT: Just when I thought the AZ Republican Party couldn’t possibly get any dumber, they go and pull a stunt like this…
In hindsight, Senator Kid Rock doesn’t sound that crazy
The gentleman from New Jersey, Senator Glenn Danzig *sigh*
“Thank you Mr. Speaker, I rise only to ask the respected members for their support in seeing through the passage of my ‘Making Our Taxes Have Excellent Results’ plan. I yield the remainder of my time.”
Wow, the one guy that might actually blow it and lost to a Dem in a blood red state. He’s ready to Roy Moore it.
Yeah, pretty much.
Overheard at Scientific American
Writer: Shit- these Iran protests won’t go away.
Editor: What does this have to do with science?
Writer: Well, we have the most anti-science presidential administration ever after the most pro-science presidential administration ever. You do the math
Editor: I don’t get it
Writer: We need to be able to explain away these protests without dinging the Iranian government
Editor: Why?
Writer: Hashtag ‘resist’, bro.
Editor: I have to circle back to my original question: “what does this have to do with science?”
Writer: Oh my God- that’s it! Genius!
https://twitter.com/sciam/status/950413897860870145
Editor
How quaint.
And getting hammered in the replies. There’s that, I guess.
The previous tweet and the subsequent tweet are not much better.
Ho-lee-shit. That’s a good entry for “Is this an Onion headline?”
“Rising temperatures are seen by some experts—”
And we’re done.
Since the sharpshooter already went OT… Excelsior! There’s a reason he’s known as Stan the Man.
If you live to be 95, I doubt you give a shit anymore. People that old can get away with almost anything.
He was married for 70 years before his wife died. Just give him a handy.
The guy’s got enough money, just hire some pussy.
Maybe he thought he did?
Don’t pin this on me. I’m not the authoritarian shitlord running for senate.
Premature victory celebration yesterday. Three different Bell beers, but no Roundhouse. So I bought a 12pack of Two Hearted instead.
Dangit. I will find one available in MikeStown. If its the last thing I do!
Haha. Good luck!
You may not be able to find Roundhouse because it’s a seasonal release. Looks like the next batch is due out in September. The Bell’s Winter White is a solid wheat beer that’s available now, and Two Hearted is always awesome.
Thanks! I damn near grabbed the Winter White. In hindsight I am pissed with myself as wheats are my favorite styles. Well, looks like I have more shopping to do!
Gamora…would
Still not enough labelz.
*narrows gaze*
+1 Bok
^^^jeckface^^^
Labels are meaningless artifacts of the metanarrative, find your own meaning.
-Søren Kierkegaard on comics, probably
OT: Related to the John McAfee thread on the morning lynx.
I think he might actually be The Most Interesting Man in the World.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4500686/John-McAfee-s-wife-opens-life-prostitute.html
If he punched you in the face, you’d have to fight the urge to thank him.
Watch the video; I think I’ve found my new role model.
“Check out my new book ‘The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Cheap Pussy’. This is, of course, ridiculous because everyone knows there’s no such thing as cheap pussy.”
I have to agree. You hear the word infectious thrown around in popular culture. This guy really does have it.
You mean the Left is full of hate toward those not on their plantation?!? UNPOSSIBLE.
If we didn’t have double standards, what would we be?
(but it’s true that Dana Loesch is a soulless bitch that needs to go away)
Facebook, Twitter, YouTube… sounds about right. Cesspools of humanity.
How long until Putin drops the charade and adopts the USSR name again?
Needs moar gulags.
You know who’s loving this Russia, Russia, Russia fever? China
How long before a disparaging word is ever mentioned about China again, which literally props-up an unstable nuclear regime? When it’s not profitable anymore
Interesting, perhaps we should look into who is really behind all of this Russia nonsense.
Russia?
Probably, unless you believe the Kremlin is dumb enough to simultaneous pay Fusion GPS to get sanctions lifted, while also letting their intelligence personnel blab to Fusion GPS about their secret plans to use their puppet Trump to get sanctions lifted.
I haven’t been to Moscow since the 90s, but yeah, that’s basically the way the Russians work.
Hitler?
I’m not saying that Russia isn’t a bad actor. I’m saying that they’re not the worse actor on the world stage (mainly because they don’t have the power to be such a menacing force)
Russia is a country with which we could at least potentially have a not-overtly hostile relationship. There are opportunities for mutually beneficial trade. China has basically declared that they plan on taking the US’s place as superpower ASAP and they are much more nefarious looting third world shitholes for natural resources to use against us. An astute statesman might be able to leverage the competitive nature of Russia and China’s relationship into a tenuous Russia-US economic alliance. That doesn’t mean Russia will ever be an ally, but we can do better than what we’ve done so far.
China is the threat.
That doesn’t mean Russia will ever be an ally, but we can do better than what we’ve done so far.
Because our geopolicy for the last couple of decades has been run by morons. Instead of thinking strategically, try thinking like a playground kid. It’ll make a lot more sense then. Right now, Russia is the “baddies”. Since China and Russia don’t get along, that must make the Chinese the “goodies”. And even making mutually beneficial trade deals with the Russians must mean we support the “baddies”. Yes, it really is that retarded.
Just consider, wide swaths of the “foreign policy wise men” were ready to shit their pants over the prospect that Donald Trump might refrain from risking a nuclear war with Russia because they were providing military support to their longstanding ally against ISIS.
Climate change?
well, I just saw that Adam Schiff (he of the punchably smug face and leaking to the press about RUSSIAAAAAGATEE!!!) got 1/6 of his 2016 campaign funds from arms companies. So he’s not JUST a DNC puppet shill and big business crony who hypocritically complains about other people doing it, but also a warmongering bastard. This is my shocked face.
I hate him so much. At least Ted Lieu is just a moron.
I’m not saying you’re suggesting otherwise, but this Russia nonsense can be being hyped up ridiculously and Russia can be under a terrible government.
Yes
In other news, U.S. psychiatrists are applying for training in the Serbsky Center.
I just learned that I’m getting Fiber to the Home in my new house. BOOYAH.
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.
Metamucil?
Paradoxically, ghost poops are some of the hardest poops to be found in nature.
He meant hemp
I had a phone interview at a consulting firm located in Chicago. Apparently it went well enough that they want me to drive over there next week to do a face-to-face meeting.
Part of me says “GAAAHH!H!” since leaving my current job after almost 16 years is a bit difficult for me to consider. But the way things are going here – senior management going crazy and my boss, who is losing his interest since he’s retiring soon – I may not have much of a choice.
derp – not meant as a reply.
Chicago…. ugh.
Congratulations!
located in Chicago
Yeah….Good luck next week!
Would you have to move to Chicago?
Thankfully no – part of my terms is no relocation (love my neighborhood and my parents recently moved nearby so I can look after them in their old age).
This would be a work-from-home job.
I laughed
Bender brand fiber?