The Hat and Hair: Episode 93

by | Aug 22, 2018 | Hat and Hair, SugarFree | 302 comments

Rudy Giuliani says Trump is ‘honest’ because facts are ‘in the eye of the beholder’

“Sign the pardons, Donald,” the hat whispered, sitting sideways so he could bend his bill toward the elderly man’s ear.

“But what if they testify anyway?” the hair said into his other, a speaking tendril dangling down.

The Oval Office was filled with tense faces: Kellyanne, her lips pursed like an angry asshole. Ivanka, trying to knit her paralyzed brow. Bill, wondering who everyone was while everyone wondered who he was. John Bolton’s mustache, dreaming of an ocean of furriner blood while he let his host coast on auto-pilot on Setting 5 (Concerned Interest, Semi-Sincere.) DJ, on alert, knowing someone in this very room knew he was sleeping with his brother’s wife. Eric, staring intensely at the Lego blocks he was trying to fit together. Jared, worried he would never get his Legos back from Eric. Pie, wondering about lunch, even though she had just had third-breakfast.

“Sign them, Donald,” the hat said. “Look at how nicely they are all printed out.”

“Why is there an M&M in here?” the hair asked, flicking the earwax-coated candy away.

“I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED!” Donald roared. Almost everyone in the room flinched. Two seconds later, John Bolton’s body did as well.

“When I PAY one of you sons-a-bitches off, you are supposed to STAY PAID OFF!” he raged. “Where’s my lawyer, goddammit? Where is he?”

Through a doggy-door crudely glued into one of the Oval Office entrances, Rudy scuttled in, the sharp tips of his feet digging into the carpet. The crowd of cronies, courtiers, and pupae drew back in revulsion.

“Mr. President?” he asked in stroke victim slur.

“You said this wouldn’t happen!” Donald yelled.

“Now, now, Mr. President,” the bloated head said.

“You said this COULDN’T happen,” Donald spat.

“Now, now, Mr. President,” Rudy said, a little blood running out of the corner of his mouth.

“You ASSURED me! I was ASSURED! I had ASSURANCES!” Donald threw an empty Diet Coke can at the lawyer-thing and it scurried away.

“Out! All of you out! OUT!” Donald screamed, waving his arms. They stampeded for the door, pushing and shoving each other in their terror. Kellyanne was pushed down, lightly trampled and was crying out orgasmically before DJ helped drag her away.

“Sign them, Donald, sign the pardons,” the hat said again, giving the old man’s head a slow massage. “Trust in me, Donald, just in me.”

The hair made a snide choking sound.

“I’m part of you Donald,” the hat said.

“The best part of you,” the hat said, who wasn’t really part of Donald at all.

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302 Comments

  1. Mad Scientist

    Sail on a silver mist

  2. mexican sharpshooter

    Every time I read The Hat & the Hair, I wish I had a Diet Coke.

    A real one, not one of those fake ones they tried selling to millennials a few months back.

    • commodious spittoon

      A real one, in a 32oz cup from McDonald’s, which is simply objectively superior to the bottle or can for some reason.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I don’t understand why that’s true either. Their Dr. Pepper is objectively better too.

      • Drake

        Yes. I’m drinking one from BurgerFi right now. Just don’t go for the Strawberry Dr. Pepper in the magical soda mixing machine.

      • robc

        I think McD’s ups the carbonation level above everyone else. That is the only thing I can figure out. A coke from McDonalds is somehow superior in ways that make no sense.

      • Naptown Bill

        It’s gotta be the carbonation levels and I think the syrup to water ratio. I know people who will make special trips to McDonald’s specifically to buy a large Coke.

      • Mad Scientist

        Taco Bell has the best Mountain Dew.

      • Mojeaux

        I love Mountain Dew, but the diet is so far removed from the taste of the real stuff it’s undrinkable.

      • Mad Scientist

        The diet label is nearly identical to the regular one, and I’ve accidentally bought a diet on a few occasions. It’s undrinkably disgusting.

      • UnCivilServant

        Odd. I switched from regular Mountain Dew to Diet to avoid the road to diabetesville, and when I did the difference was not that noticable. Now, the regular stuff tastes like syrup and I can’t drink it.

        I agree that the bottles need to be more different than the diet version having slightly more silver in the same pattern. It’s hard to tell when the store is out of stock of the diet (which sells out much faster than the regular and needs to be restocked more frequently)

      • commodious spittoon

        I can’t enjoy regular sodas. The sugar guilt gets to me.

      • Ted S.

        I don’t drink carbonated beverages, so I don’t have these problems.

      • R C Dean

        I love Mountain Dew, but the diet is so far removed from the taste of the real stuff it’s undrinkable.

        /UnCiv OFF

        Actually, I’ve just never liked any version of Mountain Dew. I find every sugared soft drink way too sweet; I prefer sugarless Dr. Pepper, but will take sugarless Coke. I’d rather drink water *spit* than any kind of Mountain Dew.

      • UnCivilServant

        Dr. Pepper has the interesting distinction of being one of the few beverages I’ve tasted where I was literally unable to determine which was the diet and which was the full-sugar version.

      • Rhywun

        I love Mountain Dew and I find the diet version difficult to get down. But yeah, I want to cut down on the sugar too.

        Why these companies don’t just offer versions with say 50% of the sugar is a mystery to me.

      • Mojeaux

        I hate Dr. Pepper with a passion and a half. My mom is a Dr. Pepper addict.

      • Nephilium

        I’ll say the best low sugar pops I’ve had (though they ain’t cheap) is the Dry Soda, on the plus side, they have cocktail recipes for each flavor as well.

      • Mojeaux

        I don’t generally like pop at all, because I don’t like carbonation, but Mt Dew is the one I will drink when I need to stay awake and the Jet Alert isn’t cutting it. That the diet is so bad is frustrating.

        So. When I am being “good” but I have a sweet craving, I drink diet strawberry and diet grape Shasta, and diet root beer and diet cream soda. That doesn’t happen often.

        Gatorade is my beverage downfall.

      • DrOtto

        Mountain Dew Throwback – “real sugar, real good”. No high fructose death syrup.

      • RAHeinlein

        Saccharine.

      • UnCivilServant

        Isn’t that the stuff where a literal truckload will kill a mouse?

      • RAHeinlein

        Yes – best artificial sweetener ever.

    • Rhywun

      “Ew! Sugar!”

      /guzzles “energy drink”

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Hey now, I switched to coffee.

  3. R C Dean

    The rundown of Trump’s inner circle is just . . . perfect.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      He really nailed Bolton. He always looks seconds away from tweaking out uncontrollably.

  4. commodious spittoon

    Even Pie refers to herself as Pie at this point. Total spiritual degradation.

  5. Spudalicious

    Meh. Gone from the headlines by Friday.

    • R C Dean

      When do the Kavanaugh hearings start? It needs to be damn soon to get it done by the time everybody leaves DC to campaign.

      Please tell me the giant pussy pretending to be the Majority “Leader” isn’t going to fold on doing this before the election.

      • Spudalicious

        September 4th. Dems can’t stop it.

  6. kinnath

    Who cares about this? Not when illegal immigrants are killing pretty white girls in rural Iowa. Get your priorities straight.

    • Brett L

      Pssh. Its not like she was blonde.

    • creech

      No mention of an illegal immigrant killing a white girl on the local network news at noon. Nor the nutjob in the desert who probably killed a kid.
      But almost five minutes on Trump, Cohen and Manafort, including some talking head telling Mankiewicz that a crime was committed by Trump to
      influence the election. Sounds fair — let’s indite and convict every candidates who, upon being elected, fails to carry through with his
      promises. Isn’t that “influencing the election” too?

      • R C Dean

        some talking head telling Mankiewicz that a crime was committed by Trump to influence the election.

        I don’t suppose he said what crime, did he?

        What’s interesting is what Cohen actually plead guilty to: bank fraud and tax fraud, and what he didn’t plead guilty to: campaign finance violations. He said he broke campaign finance laws at the direction of the Trump, but he didn’t actually plead guilty to it. I don’t think the bank and tax fraud had anything to do with Trump. And, of course, with the plea deal, there’s no basis for further investigation of anything that was initially charged and has now been settled with the plea deal.

        And, of course, nothing whatsoever in the Manafort trial had anything at all to do with Trump.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’s obviously fishing for a deal with Mueller to save his own skin, utter douchebag that he is.

      • R C Dean

        I think plea deals usually involve the dismissal with prejudice of any charges that aren’t pled to. If there were any campaign finance violations charged (and I think there were, but I’m not sure, because the reporting on this is shit), then those are gone and there’s need to do a deal with Mueller to get them reduced or dismissed.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        IANAL, and apparently Cohen isn’t much of one, given his penchant for recording clients. Could he be looking for a reduction in the penalty phase now that he’s pled out?

      • commodious spittoon

        Andy McCarthy described the plea deal process for establishing conspiracy: the defendant admits to the crimes which are essential to implicating others. The deal involves mitigating the sentence, but the conviction is essential. It lays the groundwork for establishing the conspiracy. So if Mueller is cutting out after Trump for campaign finance violations, he’d need Cohen to admit to the crime.

      • R C Dean

        Yet, oddly, I don’t think Cohen pled to any campaign finance violations.

      • RAHeinlein

        From the WSJ:

        Mr. Cohen, 51 years old, pleaded guilty to a total of eight criminal counts: two counts of illegal campaign contributions related to payments to women; five counts of evading personal income taxes from 2012 to 2016; and one count of making false statements to a financial institution

      • commodious spittoon

        McCarthy’s piece pertained to (I believe) Papadopolous, and he was explicit about the weirdness of cutting Jorge loose if they intended to charge Trump with conspiracy. You can’t establish a conspiracy if you excuse the suspect you’re planning to flip: you’ve just neutered your case be making it seem like not a crime, or not a crime worth pursuing in the case of your principle witness.

        So to the extent the prosecutor got Cohen to admit to a crime he’s not actually charged with, that seems strategic like charging a bunch of Russians with crimes you never intend on having to prosecute. They’re producing material for Trump’s impeachment, not his prosecution.

      • R C Dean

        You’re right – I had to check the actual court document.

        There are two counts of campaign finance violations in there. I see references to “at the request of the campaign”, but no reference to “at the request of Trumpenfeuhrer”.

        Still, maybe they are trying to set up a conspiracy charge. Of course, allegations in a plea deal are not facts, so the statements that the chicks were paid off in order to affect the election remain to be proven.

      • commodious spittoon

        Or even that it was a violation that will stand up in court. I suspect getting Cohen to admit to what may have been an entirely inapplicable charge was the crux of the plea deal. The FBI is doing the work of House Democrats in preparation for impeachment hearings. They are desperate to see their shady doings buried by a Democrat-controlled House.

    • RAHeinlein

      He worked for a Republican, why are you leaving out the important part of the story?

  7. Q Continuum

    “Eric, staring intensely at the Lego blocks he was trying to fit together.”

    Legitimate LOL.

  8. Mojeaux

    “lawyer-thing”

    LOL

    • Drake

      That made me laugh too. My brother is a lawyer-thing.

  9. Pomp

    Hehe, nice.

  10. UnCivilServant

    Random sciencey question. If you have a planet with a nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere but thicker in terms of gas density, what does that do to the required concentrations of carbon dioxide needed to be dangerous to humans? (Assumption – the higher atmospheric pressure is not itself a hazard)

    • R C Dean

      I would expect the proportion to be the important thing, but I am emphatically not a scientist.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s a question for someone who scuba dives

      • Don Escaped Texas

        thicker = denser or more viscous ?

      • UnCivilServant

        Since we have to stay in a temperature range that allows humans to breathe the gas, and the composition is already defined, it has to be more dense.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        If you’re saying the Earth-mix will be used, just at a higher pressure, wouldn’t the CO2 concentration need to be reduced per Boyle/Charles so that the total moles of CO2 available in the lungs does not exceed the same threshold amount as when at STP?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s kind of what I’m asking, because I don’t know enough to figure out whether the ratio or the exact number of molecules mattered more.

      • Not Adahn

        IIRC, the purging of the body of CO2 is an equalibrium-driven process. Therefore, if you’re assuming that human biology remains earth-normal, you’d have to decrease the partial pressure of CO2 in that atmosphere by the same factor that the total atmospheric pressure increases.

  11. AlmightyJB

    Not sure how anyone proves intent to influence election against Trump.

    • R C Dean

      Perhaps a series of tweets to a girlfriend expressing undying hatred of Trump?

      • AlmightyJB

        Unless the hush money and/or Cohen’s fee was being paid out of campaign money, I don’t see how this is anyone’s business except for Melana.

      • commodious spittoon

        Melania goes from bobblehead Eurotrash slut to poor, long-suffering victim of Trump’s infidelity in 3… 2…

      • straffinrun

        Maybe all this is a plot to squeeze Melania. *Hits bong*

    • AlmightyJB

      That’s probably not going to stop the DS from spending tens of millions of our tax dollars for a circus.

    • Spudalicious

      There’s plenty of dispute that this is even a crime.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Doesn’t matter, this is about swinging the midterms, nothing else.

    • Drake

      If I knew Trump was banging Playboy models, I would have voted for… Hillary?

      So that would make the otherwise legal NDAs illegal according to some law that doesn’t exist.

      • commodious spittoon

        Hillary’s appeal was so tenuous, ridiculous memes on Facebook and hush-money Trump paid to a hooker are enough to sway opinions about her. Somehow, taking her at her word when she promised to continue Obama’s anti-growth policies is impossibly misogynistic… but treating her as merely the sum of her lady parts is empowering and pro-woman.

        Right.

      • Drake

        Don’t forget her barnstorming tour of middle America during the primaries where she promised massive gun control.

    • Rebel Scum

      The entire campaign is about “influencing” the election. You even “collude” with any number of people to do so. And I don’t get where paying whores to shut up about your consensual relationship is legally wrong. This whole thing is stupid.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Our future leaders getting a taste for anonymous violence.

    • creech

      So when is the “tar heels” nickname going to be dropped? Legend has it that it was originally given to the boatbuilders who made
      the ships to carry slave-produced indigo, rice, etc. Then the N.C. Confederate soldiers adopted it proudly to show they refused to retreat .
      For new nicknames, how about “The Woke?” Or, to stay somewhat true to the stick-to-itness meaning of the old nickname” “The
      Leeches?”

      • R C Dean

        The Cucks would work.

      • Bob Boberson

        I’m sure someone will probably provide me with a link but….

        How long until we start getting earnest calls for the entirety of the south to be redistributed to POC’s as reparations for slavery? After all “they” built everything there, amirite?

        And yes I’m shocked that the name Tar Heels is even still a thing given it’s association with confederate shitlords.

      • Q Continuum

        Look to South Africa and see the future…

      • Creosote Achilles

        The worst part is that there were people in the 1980s predicting exactly that kind of outcome if Apartheid were ended way back then. Wokeocrats; making prophets out of racists.

      • Creosote Achilles

        As an alum, and a lifelong fan of the basketball team this both saddens and pisses me off. Silent Sam was about honoring alum who fought and died during the civil war. They may have fought for the wrong cause from our perspective today, but not all of them were fighting to keep others in chains. This is disgusting behavior, it’s an honor code violation, and it shouldn’t be the way things are handled at the oldest public university in the country. Worse, this sort of totalitarian political violence being supported by the authorities is going to encourage violence and encourage further identity politics.

      • Rebel Scum

        If the government agents won’t quell the violence of these leftist groups, their political opposition will. And guess who has the guns. If the gov’t doesn’t do its job, things could get ugly.

      • Bob Boberson

        Except I’m far past thinking the government is a neutral actor. Reflexive or even defensive right-wing violence is the auspices they’ve been yearning for since the 90’s for gun confiscation and suspension of Posse Comitatus. See every militia fever dream mentioned in DHS reports

      • Q Continuum

        If the shit were right and truly hitting the fan and Posse Comitatus were suspended/eliminated, how much of the armed forces would actually participate in fighting on domestic soil?

      • Bob Boberson

        More than people would like to think. Too much sweet lucre at stake (pensions, Tri-care, etc.), plus wanting to spare your family the inevitable backlash they’d receive if they refused to participate. You’d have some principled people refuse to follow those orders but they’d be few enough in number that they could be marginalized and dealt with punitively. I’m way past thinking a uniform makes anyone any different from the rest of the populace.

      • Q Continuum

        “Silent Sam was about honoring alum who fought and died during the civil war”

        Not all those alums fought for the Confederacy either. So much for the “right side of history” bullshit they spout.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Rest easy.

        I don’t want anything to do with the place. You can keep it.

      • Bob Boberson

        Lol, I certainly didn’t mean to imply I wanted any part of it!

        *points yankee nose skyward

  12. WTF

    Kellyanne, her lips pursed like an angry asshole

    Poetry, pure poetry!

  13. Rhywun

    News you can use:

    If you keep a balance in your flexible spending transit account, and your employer shitcans you, they get to steal the money from you and you can’t do anything about it.

    *slowly counts down from ten…*

    • UnCivilServant

      flexible spending transit account

      What on earth is that? Sounds like it has to do with travel. We’re not allowed to travel, we have to talk people physically close to the issue through the steps, even when they can’t follow basic instructions or leave out stuff that happens.

      • Mojeaux

        I believe it’s when you keep your 401k in its account until you can transfer it to the next company who hires you. In between time, your previous employer can plunder it. I always took mine and paid the taxes on early withdrawal.

      • Mojeaux

        Oops. Meant flexible spending.

      • Rhywun

        You set aside some of your paycheck into an account which allows you to pay for your bus or subway commute tax-free. There’s one for parking too.

      • UnCivilServant

        That seems to me an issue with the City, it’s transit systems and tax structure.

        What is it about that place that appeals to you? I’m serious here, I never understood what made all the downsides bearable.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Great Chinese food, obviously

      • Rhywun

        It’s a federal program.

        I’m not going to waste my time justifying where I live. It would be pointless, because everybody has different preferences.

      • Ed Wuncler

        While NYC isn’t for me, when I went there, I finally understood why people loved the place. There’s so much to do there and you’re guaranteed to have access to some great restaurants.

      • MikeS

        Never been to NYC, but I had the same feeling about Chicago. I could never give up my country living, but damn, I sure wouldn’t mind spending a month there once a year.

      • commodious spittoon

        My retirement plan involves building a cabin in Montana and rarely seeing other people, but after visiting New York I can at least understand why people would want to live in a five-by-five foot cubicle and brush shoulders with ~seventeen billion people on the way to Duane Reade.

      • Mojeaux

        I also love NYC. There is a heartbeat under your feet. It changes pace as you change neighborhoods.

      • Ed Wuncler

        As much as I fucking hate Illinois and know I should leave, I can’t see myself living anywhere else. My family and closest friends are in the Chicago area and while folks think it’s some violent hellhole, the city has a lot to offer…as long as you don’t live there.

      • UnCivilServant

        I want to pay off my debts and build up enough of a savings to be able to leave New York state and be able to weather the transition. Right now it’s a toss-up between Tennessee and Texas as a destination. I’m already hours away from my closest family, so it won’t be any harder to call them from another state than it is to call them now.

      • RAHeinlein

        I love specific areas of NYC and Chicago.

      • Naptown Bill

        I’ve never been and have no interest, just because I’m not a fan of large cities–New Orleans is the biggest place I’ve been and felt reasonably comfortable–but I have friends who take the train up to NYC pretty often, and they dig it. Lots of stuff going on all the time, always something to do, that sort of thing. Too many people for me and the laws suck, but I can appreciate that there are reasons people are willing to deal with the downsides.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh that’s neat. I have never heard of one of those. I had employers who provided parking or bus passes though.

    • Tonio

      Sorry, buddy. I’ve always been suspicious of those flexible spending accounts and haven’t participated. Letting someone else hold your money is never a good idea.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah and I let it get way out of control too. Like, hundreds of dollars. I am livid.

        Never, ever going to participate in that shit again.

      • Drake

        Sorry to hear that. New York right? They do the same thing through my employer in NJ although I do not participate.

        I would look for somebody in the Transit Authority to file a compliant with. And there must be New York Labor Bureaucracies who would be willing to at least make life miserable for your former employer.

    • R C Dean

      That’s the way flexible spending accounts work in general, I believe. They are mostly for healthcare expenses; I hadn’t heard about one for transit.

      This is why you are much better off with an HSA than a flexible spending account. Your HSA is yours, regardless.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, I have an HSA account – “mine to keep”.

        I don’t do FSA for health, only transit. The shitcan cheat-sheet says that the health one can be continued along with the rest of your health coverage by paying the full premium. I… guess… that means you would have access to the balance if there was one? Not sure.

    • MikeS

      How is that even legal? Did they do a match and they are taking that back? Otherwise, I don’t get it.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think the legal fiction is, Rhywun agreed to a pay cut in exchange for the employer paying the transit costs (up to whatever accrued credit was in the FSA), so when the employment ended, there was no money that was ‘Officially’ Rhywun’s involved. The company treats the cost as a business expense for tax purposes and it goes untaxed on his pay stub because it was never paid to him in the first place.

        I could be wrong, but that’s my read on it. It’s also why legal action probably won’t amount to anything.

      • Rhywun

        See my reply below. The employer doesn’t contribute anything. That’s my money, all of it.

      • UnCivilServant

        If that were the case, you would be able to walk off with it.

      • Rhywun

        Yeah, I thought of putting scare-quotes in there.

      • UnCivilServant

        I do agree that if it were an equitable plan, the balance should be turned over to you, I was just going through the logical contortions I thought would be in play to make it pre-tax and have the outcome as described.

        Also, sorry about the unemployment. Got any prospects?

      • Rhywun

        I’m still regrouping. I.e. being a lazy ass. I don’t really know the first thing about “finding a job” any more since it’s been 20 years since I had to.

      • Pomp

        I don’t really know the first thing about “finding a job” any more since it’s been 20 years since I had to.

        My wife’s trying to upgrade her salary recently and has been using a combo of headhunters that hit her up through LinkedIn and submissions through Indeed.com. The headhunters can be extremely persistent, which is good, because that is a metric of effectiveness.

      • Rhywun

        I do get a lot of the headhunter junk mail. I’ll check out “indeed”, thanks.

      • Rhywun

        No, there is no match from the employer. It’s simply a pre-tax deduction. I bet the “you lose” clause is in the fine-print somewhere. Like I said, it’s a Federal program, so there ain’t no fighting it.

      • MikeS

        Ah yes. The FYTW clause.

        Come to think of it, isn’t it similar with the medical flex spending accounts? Whatever you don’t use by the end of the year get’s forfeited, IIRC.

      • Naptown Bill

        Yeah, the medical FSAs are the same, the “use it or lose it” rush that comes at the end of the fiscal year when people used to go and buy a pallet of Band-Aids and cases of ibuprofen, back before the “Affordable Care Act” removed stuff like that from the eligible spending list.

    • Q Continuum

      You got fired? That sucks.

  14. straffinrun

    That last line was sadder than the ending to The Grapes of Wrath.

  15. Tonio

    Sug, I’ve fallen behind in reading the H&H stories, but this was so tempting that I jumped ahead…

    Well done, Sir. Bravo.

    • SugarFree

      I’ve been getting an anthology of posts for the first year in office together, so it will all be in a convenient format at some point.

      • Pomp

        It occurs to me that you could cash in and make a pretty penny if you collected all the works together, and published under a pen name, into a compendium to sell to partisans. Have you considered doing this? This is a good environment in which to act on it if you ask me.

      • Q Continuum

        Include busty topless pics and you’re golden. You’d be hitting every demographic.

      • SugarFree

        I’ve been toying with the idea. The only problem is that the increased exposure might bring down a flood of trolls on this place. As one of its architects, I’m very protective toward it. That’s why, for instance, I’ve never considered a Hat and Hair Twitter account to drive traffic. Just one or two retweets would explode the traffic here. But without monetization, it’s just napalm on wildflowers.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s got to be some way to monetize trolls.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Rent them to the Russians?

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^Bot confirmed.

      • commodious spittoon

        “Bot”? Do you even H&R vernacular?

        Tulpa confirmed.

      • Q Continuum

        Exactly what Tulpa would say.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s not the proper response in the Glib Vulgate, both of you are socks!

      • robc

        Radley Balko never listened to my advice for a book title.

        And look at what happened to him.

        You need to publish.

      • Pomp

        If you could pull a hundred thou or so from a publishing house for a dead tree deal, you could find a way to manage. At least that’s the way I would look at it. Self-publishing and organic marketing sounds like a pain in the ass.

      • UnCivilServant

        You know what kind of pre-existing brand recognition you need for a six figure advance?

      • Pomp

        Nope, evidently quite a lot.

        I’d be very tempted to shop around an excellent collection like H&H to see what a publisher would offer. The TDS demand is all there.

      • Q Continuum

        You know who else has pre-existing brand recognition?

      • Tonio

        The anthology/collection is a great idea.

      • commodious spittoon

        Ditto. Even just published on the Glibs store (no idea whether that’s possible).

      • Mojeaux

        I do not know the ecommerce setup of the Glibs store but I use a WordPress plugin to sell my stuff digitally, which is connected to my Paypal account. (Easy Digital Downloads). It’s not difficult to do at all.

    • Ed Wuncler

      My hope was that after the election and shenanigans that are currently going on, folks would have less faith in the government. But what I think is unfortunately the lesson is that you need to grab the reins of power to screw your opponents over.

      • commodious spittoon

        And as much as I wanted to think graciousness and forbearance toward the left would bring them around, the political divide in this country seems unbridgeable.

      • Q Continuum

        Just start shooting and get it over with.

        /not really, that would suck

      • commodious spittoon

        Exactly. Americans who desperately want violence are without a doubt the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet.

      • Ed Wuncler

        “Resistance”

        What the fuck are you exactly resisting? A democratically elected President?

      • Q Continuum

        They’re resisting the corrupt system and evil Deploranazis that ever allowed a Republican to be elected! They will resist until a Democrat wins and then it’s the only legitimate system ever conceived and the populace is giving them a 100% mandate.

      • commodious spittoon

        Fine, #Resist away. Nothing wrong with resisting bad policy. But you lose the thread when you take to the streets to start fires and punch people for supporting bad policies.

      • Rhywun

        It’s not like we’re Europe.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, we’re only supposed to be rioting and starting fires when we win sporting events.

      • commodious spittoon

        And climbing greased-up poles for some reason.

        NTTAWWT.

      • Q Continuum

        Interesting times in which we live. I wasn’t around for ’68 drama, but my parents tell me that they think the current environment is worse.

      • kinnath

        I wasn’t around for ’68 drama, but my parents tell me that they think the current environment is worse.

        I don’t think we hit the 60s level of street violence and we don’t have a campaign of bombing yet.

  16. Tundra

    I never trusted that hat…

    • Mojeaux

      *looks for barf bag*

    • kinnath

      Cool, but old news. 2016.

    • Q Continuum

      I remember when that happened. The guy has a wife and a kid which I find horrific. You wanna play chicken with your own life fine, but don’t drag dependents along for the ride.

  17. mexican sharpshooter

    They’re doing it again! DNC calls FBI after detecting attempt to hack its voter database

    The DNC was alerted in the early hours of Tuesday morning by a cloud service provider and a security research firm that a fake login page had been created in an attempt to gather usernames and passwords that would allow access to the party’s database, the source said.

    The page was designed to look like the access page Democratic Party officials and campaigns across the country use to log into a service called Votebuilder, which hosts the database, the source said, adding the DNC believed it was designed to trick people into handing over their login details.

    *Dons Tinfoil Hat*

    This is called a phishing attempt. Since it is now known by pretty much everybody that team blue is incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing (thanks Hillary), you’re probably going to get a few of these.
    *Dofs Tinfoil Hat*

    • Rhywun

      All of the “hacked muh election” bullshit was phishing, from what I can tell. And phishing is not what is most commonly-understood by “hacking”, despite the MSM’s desperate attempts to make it seem otherwise.

    • LJW

      I get phishing emails almost weekly at work. Why won’t they FBI investigate my case?

      • commodious spittoon

        *LJW arrested, charged with campaign finance violations*

    • Heroic Mulatto

      When a woman is raped killed by someone without the proper visa, the rape hurts more and she is killed deader than if she were killed by someone with the proper visa.

      We all know this.

      • Q Continuum

        Just like if a man is killed because of his race vs. literally any other reason, it’s much more evil.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Exactly. This is just Fox’s version of CNN’s “White cop did something to black person” trope.

      • R C Dean

        When a person without the proper visa isn’t here at all, the odds of them raping and killing someone in Iowa are pretty low.

        Given the perp’s age, it sounds like he could very well qualify as a “Dreamer”.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Waving bloody flags nauseate. Whether it’s Sandy Hook parents agitating for “common-sense” gun control or “Angel” families (*barf*) agitating for common-sense brown people control.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        We need a Thicc visa. Unfortunately, the T-visa has already been allotted for victims of human trafficking. It would have to be a TH-Visa.

      • Q Continuum

        If they weren’t all starving, there would probably be a lot of potential recipients from Venezuela.

      • Naptown Bill

        Is she looking for a sponsor? Because I’ll totally sponsor her.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t disagree – I strongly dislike legislating based on high-profile isolated events.

        What I was really trying to illustrate was that “Well, she’d be just as dead if she was killed by a real ‘Mercan” contributes about as much to the discussion as “Welp, she wouldn’t be dead at all if that Messican had been deported years ago like he should have been.” Both responses are pretty trite, frankly.

        When it comes to discussing immigration policy, what we need isn’t one-off dead white girls, we need real data which we do not have on the risks, burdens, and benefits of illegals.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Both responses are pretty trite, frankly.

        Exactly what the sensationalist headlines deserve.

        When it comes to discussing immigration policy, what we need isn’t one-off dead white girls, we need real data which we do not have on the risks, burdens, and benefits of illegals

        If you view it from a strictly utilitarian standpoint, sure. If you take a deontological view, as I do, that’s still a non sequitur.

      • R C Dean

        Policy is generally set on an analysis of risks and benefits. Setting policy based on morality often leads to some very difficult places, as morality is not a comfortable bedfellow with compromise, and outside of a pretty narrow zone, is not generally not universally accepted.

        My preference is to set policy to try to optimize outcomes (however that is defined), with morality serving mostly to police the edges. Nobody likes an immoral law, but nobody likes a law that causes damage in spite of its claimed morality, either. Like it or not, people generally conflate “what is moral” with “what produces good outcomes”.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I get what you’re saying, but I was speaking more of ethics than morality. And that having been said, outside of the planet Vulcan, when we engage in cost-benefit analysis, we define optimized outcomes within our own preexisting moral/ethical frameworks. So, while we should strive for purely empirical and rational decision making, in these complex and often “wicked” social problems, we very rarely, if ever, have the luxury of a purely detached, quantitative stance.

        Likewise, we all approach policy making and promulgation with certain assumptions. From my ethical framework, I’m challenging the assumption whether or not it’s ethical for a government to have “border control”, taxation, personal arms, etc. policies at all. If you believe that the enforcement of these policies require the threat of deadly force against peaceable people, and that such threat is unethical or immoral, then the question isn’t a utilitarian calculus of whom benefits the most, but should this action even be taken?

        I do agree with you that the majority of people are utilitarian at heart, which is why I am not a fan of majoritarian, mob-rule democracy – instead, preferring the representative civic republicanism envisioned by most of the Founders.

      • R C Dean

        I’m challenging the assumption whether or not it’s ethical for a government to have “border control”, taxation, personal arms, etc. policies at all.

        I start from the other end – what kind of society would I like to live in, and what changes/policies, etc. would get us there.

        I suspect that our moral/ethical principles are not far out of alignment, but I take some level of government as a given, even though it is not easy to come up with an a priori moral/ethical justification for giving one group of people the sole right to initiate violence, etc. Taking government of some kind as a given constrains my outcomes, and requires me to temper my moral/ethical requirements, but I think its the only realistic way to approach these things.

      • Naptown Bill

        Yeah, I’m not sure what the causal link between dude having an expired visa and his having murdered someone might be.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        As RC pointed out, a lot of people fall into the ‘hypothesis contrary to fact’ fallacy of “if we had stronger immigration enforcement, she wouldn’t have been murdered. Therefore, stronger immigration enforcement reduces the murder rate”. From a Bayesian standpoint, I doubt anyone has figured out the effect immigration enforcement had on the prior probability distribution of murders of attractive young female night joggers, much less if such an effect is significant. (I’m on vacation, so I don’t have to think about stats, but I’m guessing it’s Cohen’s [insert letter of the alphabet here].)

  18. ElspethFlashman

    OT: amen. The case settled where I may have been called as a witness. A -fucking -men.

    • UnCivilServant

      So, no need to take the stand?

      Good news.

      • commodious spittoon

        Where’s she gonna take it, home or sumpin? Tss…

        HOME RUN CHIPPAH

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The lawyer, former Hillary Clinton aide Chris Gowen, said Imran was motivated by love for his father, who was dying in Virginia when Imran flew to Pakistan. Imran, he said, was in a “panic” to get money to urgently build a charity hospital, described in court as a “women’s shelter.” He described the urgent moves as “securing his father’s legacy.”

      What a load of bullshit.

      The Department of Justice said it could substantiate only the bank fraud charge, despite investigators’ findings and other apparent violations in public records — such as the hiding of LLCs, one of which took $100,000 from an Iraqi government minister — on House ethics disclosure forms. Though media outlets reported prosecutors as having “debunked” “conspiracy theories,” the DOJ never explained the discrepancy between their legal conclusion and the evidence at hand, including falsified invoices.

      A smaller scale version of Manafort, but no charges. Must be nice to have dirt on Dems.

      • Pomp

        one of which took $100,000 from an Iraqi government minister

        Wait…the FUCK?

      • R C Dean

        For a larger scale version of Manafort, there’s the money that the Clinton campaign laundered through its law firm to pay GPS for the Steele dossier without disclosing that’s what the money was going to be used for.

        Naturally, there have been no raids on the law firm and no indictments of the lawyers or the operatives at Fusion GPS.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Good point. I’m assuming that would at least be an equivalent crime to what they’re going to come at Trump with concerning Stormy.

      • R C Dean

        The difference is, I think, that they are saying that the money used to pay off the Trump hos didn’t come was an illegally large campaign contribution, but the money used to pay for the dossier was campaign money, but the reporting was (illegally) incomplete.

        The other difference is that the Steele dossier was explicitly and solely to influence the campaign, while the ho payoff was (probably) partly to influence the campaign, and partly justifiable on other grounds. Of course, to be a campaign expenditure, under current law it has to be “solely” for campaign purposes. If Trump made the payoff to help his campaign and to prevent his wife from finding out, its not a campaign expenditure, and thus not a campaign finance violation at all.

        There’s no question the Clinton campaign violated the campaign finance laws; they didn’t report the end use of the money they sent to their law firm. There’s a strong case that neither Trump nor Cohen violated the campaign finance laws, because the payoffs were multipurpose.

    • Rhywun

      Wow. Un-fucking-real.

    • Sean

      Absolute insanity.

    • F. Stupidity Jr.

      Social media companies can’t have it both ways. They can’t take public dollars then turn around and say “We’re a private company, First Amendment rules don’t apply to us.”

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Why not? Both Bush and Obama allowed faith-based non-profits to do that very same thing.

      • F. Stupidity Jr.

        Well, I guess it’s a great idea to allow bad precedent to continue indefinitely.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Change is hard, dude.

      • F. Stupidity Jr.

        You know who else made a hard change?

      • Q Continuum

        Buck Angel?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Peter North?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Q wins.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        The refrigerator says “SMEG”.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        When I open my sperm bank, I know which line of freezers I shall use.

      • Pomp

        I notice that they do not have a Ma product line. They really should roll that out.

      • Q Continuum

        I’d be fine with no crony capitalism if that’s alright with everyone…

      • Naptown Bill

        How are they taking public dollars? Honest question. Are we talking tax breaks or the like? Grants?

  19. Q Continuum

    OT: I have no idea if Trump and his team were thinking this far ahead but the more this farce drags on, the more I think Pence is most valuable as impeachment insurance.

    • Lord Humungus

      You want President Pence? This is how we get President Pence.

  20. UnCivilServant

    I need a drink.

    Vendor just raised the price tag on our support contract 33%. Procurement asked “how do we justify this?” I had to cite policy that we can’t run software without technical support.

    We’ve never needed to call them.

    Where’s the Vodka?

    • Rhywun

      Is this something the taxpayer is funding?

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes.

        Right now I think I’m stuck in an exchange where Procurement is trying to get me to come up with some verbiage to justify the expense while I’m trying to get them to kill the PO before it can be issued, but they have to take the stance of “we need a good reason for this” and I have to cite policy that we’re supposed to be under support.

        It’s farsical

      • Rhywun

        Yes.

        Don’t sweat it, then.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have principles. I don’t want to continue to waste taxpayer dollars on something we have never used.

      • Hyperion

        “I have principles.”

        Sorry, then you don’t qualify to work in a government job.

      • UnCivilServant

        Son of a bitch.

        Another person on the chain jumped in with justification and documentation.

        Another ten grand down the hole.

        I really need a drink.

      • Hyperion

        Like this:

        Justification: The vendor’s marketing guy always takes me to dinner, then pays for a round of golf and drinks?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not executive enough to get a piece of the graft.

      • R C Dean

        Its insurance. Not needing to use it doesn’t mean it has no value.

      • UnCivilServant

        I already know what they’d say to any issue we might raise “Pay us another five or six figures to do an upgrade to the latest version.”

      • Nephilium

        Is the software nearing end of life, end of maintenance, or end of support?

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Third party support an option?

      We do that with some of our stuff as it ages out of maintenance and the original vendor’s support starts costing real bucks.

      • UnCivilServant

        Among the documentation is a slew of ‘non-bids’ from third party vendors. that is an active declination to bid on the contract and counts as a bid for procurement minimums. (as opposed to a no-response where they don’t say anything.)

  21. Hyperion

    Europe still struggling with common sense knife control

    It’s almost like if people want to kill other people, they’ll find a way. Although, that can’t be true. I am getting worried that Europe is not a safe space, like I was assured.

    • Pomp

      Yeah well, the stabbing death rates are still lower than the gun death rates that you American cowboys have to put up with.

      • Hyperion

        Until you lump ran over by truck deaths in.

    • Drake

      Somebody left a knife unsecured and it went on a stabbing spree.

      • Hyperion

        Hasn’t London’s woke mayor banned knives, trucks, and acid yet? Why don’t the Euros care about this senseless violence?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Give them time.

  22. Q Continuum

    Isn’t the real issue that Trump would have sex with Stormy at all? I mean, this is a guy who prides himself on top class, finest, highest quality everything. Stormy’s botched boob job and washed up porn career make her middle shelf at best. A guy of his stature should have been banging top porn talent, not MILFy end-of-career types.

    If he can’t fuck the #1 porn star of a given year, how is he going to MAGA?

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Agreed.

      That is why John McAfee is my President. He’s survived already, what, like 3 different assassination attempts this year?

      • commodious spittoon

        I dunno, does botched crack deal count as an assassination attempt?

      • Q Continuum

        He did admit that he sometimes shoots women he is having sex with and this causes them to orgasm.

      • Just Say'n

        What a god damn bad ass

      • commodious spittoon

        Le morte gros.

      • robc

        He shoots while having sex, not shoots them.

      • Just Say'n

        You laugh, but I would have gladly voted for McAfee over Gary, Trump, Clinton, or Stein.

        He would frighten people into voting for liberty.

        And that’s what the LP needs to do. Make people so disturbed and unsettled that they feel as if the only rational choice is to vote for the guy who is wanted for murder in a country that most of them can’t even identify on a map.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I voted for McAfee. While he is a colorful character, and I love him for it, he also has some serious chops that would be of benefit in the role of commander-in-chief. Could you imagine someone with his skill set in charge of dealing with this whole Chinese/Russian cyberattacks thing? Or dealing with an economy in which crypto is increasingly an impactful factor? Much less his other platform planks, which are light-years beyond what anyone else proposed.

      • Just Say'n

        McAfee had the right policies and he wouldn’t play the political game. Gary was too focused on playing the political game and so he pissed all over most of his policy.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      “I mean, this is a guy who prides himself on top class, finest, highest quality everything.”

      Is that really true or just his carny blather?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I came across a Trump branded shirt at a consignment store I shop at for office attire. It was good, but not great. Know what I mean?

        I didn’t buy it, it was neither my size or my color (purple).

      • Don Escaped Texas

        You could have taken it to the range to use as a target

        but since it doesn’t fit you still miss out on the sweet fun of wearing it around complete with bullet holes later

        The tee shirt in this commercial is a professionally trained tee shirt, and these stunts were performed on a closed range under carefully managed circumstances. Do not attempt to repeat this stunt, and you sure as hell better not suck on the lead stains.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        If I’m paying $30 for a target, its going to at least be made out of Tannerite.

      • grrizzly

        Of course not. He orders well-done steak.

    • SugarFree

      Trump would fuck mud if it wriggled a bit and we all know it.

      • commodious spittoon

        I’m still mystified that Schwarzenegger knocked up this.

        We need better role models.

      • Raston Bot

        i want to party with that dude.

      • Just Say'n

        You act as if mud would consent

      • Just Say'n

        Color me skeptical that mud would want to be a home wrecker with a man who has bragged about avoiding syphilis during the 70’s as his own “personal Vietnam”.

      • commodious spittoon

        One of the few times I’m chortled when Trump opens his stupid, stupid word hole.

      • Just Say'n

        We must admit that he has offered many moments of amusement. I never understood the abject hatred for the man. To me, he comes off more as a funny buffoon more than some sinister villain. It’s hilarious that a man like Trump exists.

      • Pomp

        It’s also hilarious how it has, by singular example, exposed as a lie the notion that the elected president needs to be akin to a philosopher king (or at least should be.) Unfortunately I do not think the overwhelming majority of the frothing anti-Trump masses, nor the MAGA Trumpalo hordes have pushed that point through their thick skulls.

      • Just Say'n

        We’ll go back to worshiping presidents when the Democrats win office again or the Republicans elect another neocon

      • Q Continuum

        I hear there’s an Access Hollywood tape in which he discusses grabbing mud by the colloidal suspension with Billy Bush.

    • Not Adahn

      Isn’t the real issue that Trump would have sex with Stormy at all?

      Cut him some slack. It was a fine spring day, he had just enjoyed a dozen oysters with an icy-cold Diet Coke…

    • R C Dean

      We only wish we could deal with troublesome political activists that way. Ask any antifa LARPer.

  23. R C Dean

    How did I miss that Cohen’s attorney is Lanny Davis, a member in good standing of the Clinton machine?

    Explains a lot. Absolutely, Cohen has switched sides and is now colluding (if I may use that term) with Trump’s political enemies. You can be sure that there is a nice payoff for him in there somewhere.

    • kinnath

      Breathing?

      • Q Continuum

        Ahem. That’s “not committing suicide”.

    • Just Say'n

      I’m just amazed how we’ve gone from “Oh my God- we elected Putin’s puppet and Mueller is going to prove it all!” to “Oh my God- we elected someone who pays off women he sleeps with and Mueller is going to prove something that we all pretty much already knew”.

      It’s a pretty big let down.

      At what point do we acknowledge that Russia fever dreams were an intelligence leaked narrative to justify the appointment of a special prosecutor? Or are we still pretending like that’s not absolutely correct?

      • Q Continuum

        You just need to put on your MSNBC tin foil hat and realize that Putin had placed a listening device in Stormy’s vagina and is now using that to blackmail Trump into carrying out his secret agenda on behalf of Lenin’s ghost.

      • Just Say'n

        Feel sorry for whoever had to handle that listening device afterwards.

      • Q Continuum

        Full HAZMAT gear and a course of prophylactic antibiotics.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        In all honesty, it was the same with Bill Clinton. Ken Starr went from White Water to perjury about a BJ.

    • ChipsnSalsa

      Sweet book deal coming his way.

    • RAHeinlein

      I read that Davis/Cohen have set-up a GoFundMe account for legal fees – would be interesting to see the anonymous donor list…

      • Just Say'n

        Why do I have no self control?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because you’re just like Trump?

  24. Just Say'n

    https://www.thecrimson.com/column/after-the-fact/article/2018/7/24/levin-leftward-ho-libertarians/

    This kid at Harvard pitches an idea to libertarians: “hey man, join up with socialists, even Max Boot is on board” (no joke, he uses Max Boot as an argument in his favor).

    From the article:

    “During his presidential campaign, avowed democratic socialist Bernie Sanders espoused some libertarian-friendly views even beyond social issues, like opposing bank bailouts and corporate influence on policy-making, and dismissed the idea that “government should own the means of production.” But his national $15 minimum wage would probably significantly hurt employment, and, as Hillary Clinton noted, his notorious free-college plan would be deeply regressive. But Bernie is a neoliberal sellout by the standards of other DSA rhetoric: At a New York DSA rally, a banner called for abolishing both ICE (great) and profit (bad). Earlier this year, Los Angeles DSA banded with wealthy landowners to defeat Senate Bill 827, which would have liberalized the state’s zoning and tamed its skyrocketing rents.

    But libertarians should eagerly accept these tradeoffs.”

    • Q Continuum

      “But libertarians should eagerly accept these tradeoffs”

      Why, exactly?

      • Q Continuum

        And BTW: not to pull a “no true Scotsmen”, but that kid is not a libertarian. He’s a prog/socialist that just doesn’t want to call himself that because his parents would disapprove. He’ll be hitting people with bike locks in a couple years.

      • F. Stupidity Jr.

        Libertarians:

        First, they ignore you,
        Then, they laugh at you,
        Then, they want you to join their team,
        Then, they write “Confessions of an Ex-Libertarian” pieces in Salon,
        Then they go back to ignoring you,
        FYTW.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Just because I agree with you that there’s a problem, doesn’t mean I endorse your solution.”

    • Just Say'n

      Harvard Editor: Hey Trevor, I need you to write some article about how those racist fascist libertarians should vote for socialists

      Trevor: Hmmm….according to Wikipedia, libertarians seem to like money or something. Well, I guess I have some insight into that. I vacationed at Martha’s Vineyard every year with my parents. I hate those rich assholes.

      • Just Say'n

        Voting Democrat during the Bush administration made sense, but why are Democrats a better alternative to Republicans right now?

      • Mad Scientist

        Both will sell you down the river. The Republicans will tell you they won’t do that just before they do it. The Democrats will tell you it’s for your own good.

      • Winston

        Voting Democrat during the Bush administration made sense, but why are Democrats a better alternative to Republicans right now?

        Let’s see they are Racial collectivists who support the surveillance state, the warfare state and censorship. What’s not to love? All the socially liberal civil liberty things that libertarians were supposed to like about Democrats are being dumped by the Democrats and they aren’t even in power!

        The Democrats are now the party of the Deep State. They have been since Clinton’s time and now it is blatantly obvious.

    • Mad Scientist

      In what universe would tradeoffs be acceptable? Much less eagerly acceptable?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      One might think DSA presents libertarians an opportunity to write the next chapter of Ralph Nader’s book “Unstoppable,” a history of recent cross-ideological alliances to “dismantle the corporate state.”

      On what planet does Nader have anything to do with libertarianism?

      • Q Continuum

        On a planet in which someone writes a serious op-ed recommending libertarians ally with a group whose principal goal is the destruction of capitalism.

      • Mad Scientist

        That’s rich. We all know their solution will be more of the same shit that got us here in the first place.

      • Just Say'n

        Nader isn’t a libertarian, but I respect him. He doesn’t focus on demonizing people who disagree with him and he’s far more of a liberal than a progressive

    • Hyperion

      “This kid at Harvard pitches an idea to libertarians: “hey man, join up with socialists, even Max Boot is on board”

      Someone dropped the poor kid on his head repeatedly as a baby? No one is naturally that stupid.

    • Hyperion

      “During his presidential campaign, avowed democratic socialist Bernie Sanders espoused some libertarian-friendly views”

      Like what? No one needs 23 choices in deodorant?

      Let me put it bluntly, Bernie Sanders has never in his life, since anyone even knew show Bernie Sanders is, uttered one sentence that was remotely libertarian.

    • Suthenboy

      The left is actively, vocally anti-liberty. Fuck this twit.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    If you sleep in the pig sty you are bound to get covered in shit. That said, I believe this is a carefully orchestrated attack by Mueller and team.

    Manafort’s verdict and Cohens plea at the same exact time followed by the State of New York going after Cohen in the investigation of the Trump Foundation.

    Someone said it before…this is to show us little people that you dont fuck with the permanent ruling class.

  26. Suthenboy

    Interesting – Mark Levin earlier : If they accuse Trump of a crime by paying off Stormy with his own personal money, what about all of the congress critters that have used congressional slush fund (taxpayer money) to pay NDAs over sexual harassment? Will they all be charged as well?
    The swamp is about to shoot itself in the dick.