DRAMATIS PERSONÆ
King Donald
Embattled Ruler of a Western Land
Queen Melancholia
His Foreign Wife
The Royal Cap
The King’s Advisor
The Royal Wig
Cachier-de-Honte,
Gentleman of the Bedchamber
Pie
Aide-de-Camp
Act XCIV. Scene I.
King Donald
Traitors are all mine eyes can see. Foul
Betrayal from every quarter, every hand.
Who does conspire against our august light,
I, Donald, such a good and noble king?
The Royal Cap
Anonymous? Choad-choked cowards, say I
Come out and fight fair, so we may fall on you
With all our appetites and might, to rend,
Like starvling weiner dogs their snausages!
His Royal Wig
Who could be the hand of the dread deep state?
Who has dipped his pen in poisoned ink?
Does ghostly Pence seek your crown and throne?
Spymaster Pompeo, lich of whispers?
His Royal Cap
Forsooth! Thou do talkest like a big fag!
‘Tis no Pence, No Pompeo, the villain
Is near, a viper in Donald’s very breast.
Melancholia! This house ill suits her!
King Donald
Slander not my dear Melancholia,
You who seek to Make Dondonia Great Again.
Her swamp pussy is yet most tender and sweet,
And her eyes narrow delightfully tight.
His Royal Wig
Foul cap, work of demon haberdashers–
The Royal Melancolia is the best!
She is above all reproach, drag her not
Into the gutter in which you wallow.
His Royal Cap
To refuse my insight and fair counsel,
Leads the King astray from his truest friend.
The rest are gone: The Fair Hope, The Sloven Steve,
Spicey Sean and Preibus, Fucker of Rats…
King Donald
Squabble not my excellent courtiers,
We must unite to ferret out this traitor,
Find who did lay a’pon your king’s brow
This Judas Kiss.
PIE CALLS FROM OFFSTAGE
His Royal Cap
Harken, Hairpiece, something waddles our way!
‘Tis King Donald’s Courtesan of Kitchens,
The Intemperate Pie, who throws rank scraps
To the braying lap-dogs of pen and ink.
ENTER PIE, SINGING
Pie
Blackberry and blueberry
pe-can and quince
Sift the flour, knead the dough
Strawberry–So sweet!
Rhubarb–So tart!
Allspice and cinnamon,
Nutmeg and mace,
Cherry, ap-ple and peach
All go in the oven
To make pies for me, me, me!
King Donald
Ah, Sarah… so loyal and round. My Voice,
My Word made wobbly flesh. My Will, My Power
In a bright dress. Approach my sticky one…
Faithful Pie, always well-fed and so gay!
Pie
I never! Wait, what have you heard? Fake news!
Sure, there was that time in college… Fake news!
She was the RA in my dorm… Fake news!
Jesu did judge us like Father said… Fake news!
The Royal Cap
(to the troubled Wig)
How like a sow she must have snorted and
Rooted for that poor girl’s meaty truffle.
You laugh not at mine jest, dearest brother?
Why doest thy countenance darken so?
His Royal Wig
I have great fear upon me, my headmate.
Secret hand signals. Secret listeners.
Goode King Donald is but a simple beast.
I quail at the duty to keep him safe.
His Royal Cap
My night terrors are diffuse and ill-formed;
Like fingers of fog creeping in a moor.
No fears for our king, but that you and I
Will be unmasked as simple metaphors.
END SCENE
I need to bleach out my eyes….
/FIRST!
Yea, bleachest out thine eyes
yet all the bleach in the world
shall not erase the horror
from thy mind
You complain about the content, but you keep coming back and reading them.
It’s not as if you don’t know.
Everyone sees the coming train crash but can’t stop looking…
This is why we need common sense SugarFree control!
/progtard
Superb.
How like a sow she must have snorted and
Rooted for that poor girl’s meaty truffle.
I. Am. In. Awe.
I was worried you would say it needs more gunt…
Also the only stanza in Iambic Pentameter, so clearly the authentic line.
sexy
It’s not that your previous work is inferior, it’s just that this…this is the Thriller of The Hat and The Hair. Like this gets played on every single radio station in America, and people who don’t even listen to music would be able to sing a song from this in its entirety. Metaphorically speaking.
Amen. Seconded. Bravo.
I smile any harder, muh face might break.
I can’t compete with this.
*throws manuscripts into a fire*
This is the most magnificent writing ever to grace the interwebs. Well done, my favorite!
[takes victory lap]
in a deserted raceway littered with dried-out tampons, used condoms, and broken vaporizers.
The Fenway Victory Garden?
Oh yeah, that’s where Tundra races his little British car.
“How like a sow she must have snorted and Rooted for that poor girl’s meaty truffle.”
The spirit of Shakespeare is laughing/wretching/crying all at the same time.
No chance he’s retching, the Elizabethans would welcome SF. He is a return to their earthy humor.
They did enjoy watching bearbating in Shakespeare’s day.
*goes to lobby, tosses down martini, rushes back to seat*
Forsooth, I appear to have soiled my pantaloons.
Cross dressing Wednesday at the office?
This ain’t no fire station.
Then you must be a lumberjack.
This ain’t no disco
This ain’t no foolin’ around
Your man servant shall render assistance!
Manservant
*rises for thunderous applause as one solitary tear rolls down face*
Good stuff SF!
The Royal Melancolia is be best!
She is above all reproach, drag her not
Into the gutter in which you wallow.
Hear, hear.
SF, you give the Bard a run for his money.
It’s being wasted on this small community. If it could be put on twitter.. well, it might be pearls for swine but at least The Real would have a chance of seeing it and would probably approve.
You almost have to retire after this. Hard to go anywhere but down after it.
Also, minor gripe – “wigge” would have been better.
Yeah, I thought about it. I was trying not to Ye Olde Englynd it up too hard.
I’d think more Ye olde Scotland–
Lady Melancholia:”Out, out, damp spot! Out I say!…Here’s the smell of the Donald still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!”
Now, Oepeidus Praeses!
I am Sarah Pie-Eater, known to all men as a crafter of lies
My crumbs go up to heaven, to garland the bosom of White-Armed Hera
*retreats to fainting couch*
“Her swamp pussy is yet most tender and sweet”
I thought he was going to drain the swamp?
“How like a sow she must have snorted and
Rooted for that poor girl’s meaty truffle.”
Oh shit that’s great.
I think I’m broken.
Not only is this not putting me off my food, it made lunch even better.
We have all been corrupted and desensitized….
“Harken, Hairpiece, something waddles our way!”
LOL
Missed a chance to have it end with an eloquent soliloquy by USA Hat.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty capital from day to day
to the last day of the midterm elections
And all our yesteryears have lighted fools
the way to dusty electoral disaster.
Out, out, brief majority!
SF doing some high brow Shakespeare fits perfectly with what I learned today: “Classical liberalism is just fancy racism”
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/racists-classical-liberalism-classic-rock-fraud_us_5b6b232ee4b0fd5c73dff019
“Alas, the term “classical liberal” would have been novel to Smith, Locke or Mill. Mill called himself a socialist, Locke called for a state ban on Catholicism, and Smith favored all manner of encroachments against the free market. The corporate radio gurus of political theory ― Ludwig von Mises, Friedrich Hayek and Milton Friedman ― popularized the notion that these thinkers represent a coherent, libertarian-esque school of thought in the 20th century.”
and
“Friedman’s classical liberalism just gave elite conservatives an excuse to ally with the nation’s most belligerent racists ― something to say at a cocktail party to establish a bit of rhetorical distance between themselves and the rabble.”
This is how I know that I’m not racist: I can barely read, ergo, I’m not fancy.
Again with the cocktail parties.
I wouldn’t get too upset about a high school book report.
“I’ll have you know I borrowed this tie from my Dad!”
Who can identify fancy racism better than a guy who probably bought the Cliff Notes to every book he had to read in high school?
Zach: Shit, I didn’t read King Lear like Mr. O’Malley assigned us
Porter: I hate how we have to read all this old English stuff and shit
Zach: I’m with you, we shouldn’t have to read all this stuff by a bunch of old dead white guys. That’s just racism. Hmmmm….some might even call it “fancy racism”
Porter: Yeah, man. It’s like the system of the white male patriarchy is constantly oppressing me and shit
Zach: Damn it, I just realized I got a test on Zora Neale Hurston next week. I didn’t read her book either
Porter: White male patriarchy bringing you down and shit again
How could one possibly refute such bullet-proof logic.
Isn’t that pretty much EXACTLY how Led Zeppelin started? Page committed what was left of the Yardbirds to tour dates and needed a singer.
They needed a drummer, too.
Keith Moon suggested Bonzo; he also suggested it should go over like a lead balloon.
Do you know who else called himself a socialist?
Nononono, it totally doesn’t count that the National Socialist German Worker’s Party had the word “socialist” in its name! NOT FAIR!
Well, if they get to cherry pick ideas from supposed “thinkers” without any regard to their obvious racist tendencies, then…..oh right. I don’t get to do that.
Well, right here it is, from Wikipedia, dude! You Wikipedia, or not!?
“National Socialism (German: Nationalsozialismus), more commonly known as Nazism (/ˈnɑːtsiɪzəm, ˈnæt-/),[1] is the ideology and practices associated with the Nazi Party – officially the National Socialist German Workers’ Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP) – in Nazi Germany, and of other far-right groups with similar aims.”
It must be that State Capitalism that’s all the rage now.
“Nazism is a form of fascism and showed that ideology’s disdain for liberal democracy and the parliamentary system, but also incorporated fervent antisemitism, scientific racism, and eugenics into its creed.”
Hmm, that sure does sound like our very own progressives to me. Must just be me. I mean if Wikipedia say they are right wing, although they called themselves socialists, and no one has ever explained how they are ‘right wing’, then it must be true.
Socialism = benevolent utopia.
Therefore: if( !benevolent utopia ) -> not socialism.
See? Simple.
(this is how these people’s minds actually work)
You bolded the basic reason why I would never give one red cent to Wikipedia. Sort of a tragedy-of-the-commons result.
Antisemitism, scientific racism, and eugenics are okay if the left does it because they pinky-swear will only use it for good.
These are the most frightening people to me. The ones that think as long as they hold the reins of power the abuse is tolerable and even defensible, because after all the mean well. These are the people that will look at gulags and say, well, they were needed because of those wreckers….
Millennials?
This guy?
That wasn’t real socialism.
Look at the picture of Zach Carter and tell me that isn’t EXACTLY how you would picture him.
Zach Carter is HuffPost’s Senior Political Economy Reporter
Senior. This means he gets to take his cousin to the prom this year.
Is their Junior Political Economy Reporter one of those woke eight year olds I’ve heard so much about?
“Excuse me? I’m the Senior Political Economy Reporter for the Huffington Post. The Huffington Post.”
“Ok, but I’m still going to need to see your ID if you want the Malibu, son.”
Shorter HuffPo: Let’s retcon the founders of capitalism and the Enlightenment as socialist fellow-travelers and brand their erstwhile supporters as crypto-Nazis.
Mill was more like a soft anarcho-syndicalist, who was totally against state ownership or control of capital, and “socialist” in the sense that he believed workers should form their own partnerships and invest in capital directly, profiting according to the terms they drew up among themselves. Locke was anti-Catholic because he feared that the Catholics owed a greater allegiance to a foreign power in the Pope, and would disregard the laws of the state if ordered to do so by the Church, particularly those regarding the tolerance of other faiths. I’m not sure what encroachments he’s referring to, but Smith’s position was that, essentially, whenever the government tried to influence the economy through manipulating market forces it made things worse because the markets a.) are better at it, and b.) tend toward efficiency, and so the government’s ideal role should be to support markets through infrastructure and diplomacy, by enforcing law, and by trying to curtail profligacy in business.
They were all liberals. That doesn’t mean they all believed exactly the same thing, or that if one of them stepped out of line they were booted out of the Party. It wasn’t the modern left.
The Left is intellectually bankrupt so they replace their lack of substance with syntactic games. They’re rehashing 150 year old ideas so to try and be taken seriously they have to skinsuit other ideologies. It’s like a psychopath or Korsakoff-afflicted confabulator taking on the personality of the people around him to try and fill an unfillable void.
They hijacked “liberal” to hoodwink gullible morons into believing their ideas actually are liberal. As they’ve dropped the mask and revealed themselves to be authoritarians, actual liberals are repulsed and take on new political identities. Their response is, instead of arguing their ideas, to once again change the definition of words. Either you believe in self-determination or you don’t; I don’t care what you label each side.
I WANT TO CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER! TO MAKE THE WORLD MORE JUST!
That sounds great until you ask for details of how they plan to deliver on these ideals…
I warned people that when Obama was promising to fundamentally change America, most of them would end up appalled if they could actually get through the usual word salads and see the details of what the change he was going to make really entailed.
“I conclude that Mill certainly was not a socialist of the modern type, often mainly aiming at state property or ‘social property’ of social capital and considering this to be the necessary and often sufficient condition for socialism. This precisely was no part of Mill’s programme for social reform, although he probably didn’t exclude it from being considered in the future. Therefore, a part of the answer to the question why Mill called himself a socialist lies in the fact that his understanding of the term ‘socialism’ differed in important respects from its
modern meaning…
But I want to introduce a complementary explanatory argument. The relevant sentence of Mill’s self-description as a socialist in the Autobiography states that ‘ . . . our [Mill and Harriet Taylor] ideal of ultimate improvement went far beyond Democracy, and would class us decidedly under the general designation of Socialists’.‘ Here are two noteworthy aspects, first the fact that Mill is apparently talking of the far future after the above cited ‘considerable time to come’, of an ideal. Secondly, Mill is not talking of a decision to become socialist, but of the fact that he (together with his wife) developed a position that led to the consequence of being looked upon as socialists.”
Raimund Ottow, “Why Did John Stuart Mill Call Himself a Socialist?” in “History of European Ideas,” 1993.
(There’s more detail and nuance in the article but I believe I have correctly pulled the summary quotations)
…can’t…breathe…
How would one go about including that part about having one’s shit be retarded too in a Shakespearean fashion?
Thine shit be comprised of feeble constitution?
And verily thy shite be all a-foul as well
Dexasyllabic, but my iambic is terrible.
You sir, are a master of speech!
Just burst out laughing in my office.
Far and away the best of the H&H series (so far). SF, you’ve outdone yourself. A tale to rival The Bard himself
I think the #RESISTANCE finally found an effective tactic. They should start copying this guy en masse.
Was it accidental? WTF?
What is any of that going to prove?
That Trump’s America has made guns more dangerous!! The gun shot him!!!11!!!
He should have really made the point by shooting himself in the ass.
Or in the head. One less idiot consuming resources.
Either of those options would have meant a bigger tip for the janitor. He’s #resisting on a professor’s salary ffs.
Inside the bathroom, campus police found a $100 bill taped to a mirror along with a note that said, “For the janitor,” according to Bird’s arrest report. On the floor of the restroom was a black-and-white, .22-caliber pistol and one spent shell casing.
pussy
Mark J. Bird was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property, court records show.
And a criminal to boot.
I hope they prosecute the hell out of him.
Those laws are only supposed to apply to the lower castes.
He meant well and served the narrative, so he gets a pass…
Oh, man, I thought college campuses are no-gun zones? How on earth did he get a gun in there?
I hope he has to go to pound-me-in-the-ass-prison….
He broke the law by carrying a concealed weapon (without a permit) onto school property (a no-gun zone).
He’ll be convicted and a jury of his peer will fine him one dollar.
#RESIST
Well I’ll post this here since the morning links are dying:
Pence finally arrived: https://i.imgur.com/yG1cxT6.jpg
Road cutoff, state police helicopter above, cops everywhere.
Fuckin’ A. Bush would periodically come to Denver becuz one of his biggest donors lived in Greenwood Village. They would completely shut down I-25 for extended periods during rush hour. It was suicide inducing.
Obama flew into Peterson AFB…constantly because of the whole “purple state” thing. I already disliked him but going to FPCON Delta (shelter in place) every few weeks for his motorcade certainly sealed the deal.
I remember when basically all of downtown Pensacola was shut down when Obama showed up so he could take pensive pictures on the beach during the Deepwater Horizon thing. Gah.
SS would shut down the neighborhood where Michelle’s brother lived whenever she went to visit. Fuck her, she’s not even an elected official. Let her buy her own plane ticket and provide her own security if she wants to travel. Or do without.
I’m OK with SS protection of the president’s immediate family. No more than a couple bodyguards, though. Shutting down neighborhoods is carrying it too far.
And domestic duty only. Everyone knows the rest of the world is safe because of their common-sense gun controls, so no need to be flying those SS assholes all over the planet.
What does SS stand for in the age of DRUMPF, huh?
Sure. And she can stay at the White House, or accompany the president for that protection. The first lady is not an elected office, nor should it be supported or staffed as one.
And no more taxpayer funded protection once out of office.
It’s their susceptibility to kidnapping that is a concern, not whether they’re elected or not.
Agree that she doesn’t deserve a staff, or any protection after her husband is out of office.
What does SS stand for in the age of DRUMPF, huh?
Super Sport
Steam Ship
Susan Sarandon?
Swiss Servator?
I think we need a narrowed gaze now…
I wonder how many charges could be thrown at John Kerry for this if there was a special prosecutor with the time and inclination to bother with him.
Then there’s this comment from the guy who initially supported Iraq, and was all on board with Libya and Syria:
What in the everloving fuck?
I’m just curious why anybody in Iran thinks he holds any kind of influence.
It’s free money. Get to tweak the current admin, and possibly their dicks sucked when the D’s return to power.
Where are all the Democrats screaming about the Logan Act now?
Meh. If he’s meeting with former officials, I don’t really see much impropriety. It would be a totally different story if they were sitting members of government though. Kerry is a limp dick egotist who can’t stand seeing his sad little legacy upended, so I can sort of understand his drive to do this.
I heard an interview with him on NPR a few weeks ago, and his tell was remarkable. He corrected himself multiple times after mistakenly referring to this harebrained diplomatic scheme as a treaty.”Treaty…err… I mean diplomatic agreement.” I hope for his sake that he doesn’t ever play poker.
That’s a misprint. He’s not a Former Minister, he’s the current Foreign Minister. So Kerry’s meeting with a current government official to undermine Trump’s foreign policy.
Lurch is a joke. He way overestimates, not only his own intelligence, but his influence. The Iranian minister probably thinks he’s a joke too, but just wants to keep a backchannel open in case the Jackass Establishment ever gets back in power. That’s looking less likely IMO. The next Dem president is gonna be one of these New Left Dem-Soc types (G-d help us).
There seems to be something …. illegal? about a private citizen trying to undermine US foreign policy. Did that used to be illegal?
In a just world:
Mullahs: So, infidel of Great Satan, you been talking a lot. Time for talking is done! We’ve prepared a large area out back for the big pallets of US dollars, when can we expect delivery?
Kerry: Well, just be patient, there’s an election coming up in a couple of years and…
Mullahs: Years? I thought you said you were here to help us against the Great Satan? We need the money tomorrow!
Kerry: Whoa now, I don’t exactly have the money, we have to take that from the tax payers, I’m going to …
Mullahs: You lie, agent of Great Satan! Obama was a true warrior of the jihad, we just emailed him and the money appeared! Guards, take this infidel out back and give him a thousand lashes before cutting off that Lurch head! Does he look like Lurch or what?
Kerry: Noo… wait, let me explain… I have a boat, it’s parked right across the state lin…. no, let me go!
Do you know who else called himself a socialist?
Peter Lawford?
Oh, wait- socialIST, not socialITE.
Ignoring his labor, trashy tried
so hard to stifle his laughs he cried.
With a tear rolling down his cheek like the red man
trashy’s boss walked by and trashy was a dead man.
Kerry, in an interview with radio host Hugh Hewitt to promote his new book, said that he has met with Iranian Former Minister Javad Zarif—the former secretary’s onetime negotiating partner—three or four times in recent months behind the Trump administration’s back.
Just as long as there was no hotel or golf course construction discussed.
It sounds like two mental patients larping at “statecraft”. I just hope the “former minister” doesn’t have the ear of that dick running Iran.
O.T. – Puerto Rico has had a runway full of pallets of bottled water sitting undelivered FOR A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR:
https://twitter.com/CBSThisMorning/status/1039849446731915265
As you might guess, this water is now unfit for consumption. Even more astounding are the comments insisting that this is somehow FEMA’s fault. In a sane world, who should be better prepared and equipped to distribute emergency supplies in the event of a disaster – bureaucrats in DC or people that live on an island that is in a hurricane zone?
“O.T. – Puerto Rico has had a runway full of pallets of bottled water sitting undelivered FOR A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR:”
How else are they supposed to resist?
Some politician blocked these from being taken to where it could be used to help and will eventually – hopefully when people have forgotten about this stuff – make a killing selling this crap.
If it’s not in the inventory system it doesn’t exist.
Also, it sounds like this is an unnecessary runway.
it is now.
As I recall, the governor of PR held things up because FEMA wanted to use truck drivers that weren’t paid the prevailing union wages.
FEMA getting water bottles to PR is mission complete.
That crony driven, corrupt local/state government (just like NOLA) is where the sucking chest wound exists.
I am surprised 1600 Pennsylvania Ave was not put on this list….
After all, all woke people know Trump-Putin-Hitler is the most dangerous thing to all womenz!
AKA: Guide to Female Sex-Tourism.
Which, BTW, you are a fucking moron to travel to Guatemala at all, let alone as a solo female. Whoever follows this advice is Darwinism in action.
Chapter 1: Are you hot? Go wherever you like the scenery and the weather.
Chapter 2: Not hot? How do you feel about Wash DC?
Chapter 3: Guatemala
Reading that reminds me of when I bought my english-lit-teacher ex-wife a copy of “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare”
…kinda
OK, how did this obvious observation that is totally disruptive to the marxist AGW agenda make it past the usual censors?
Nuclear is dangerous because it might make power cheaper and more abundant. Can’t have that, the peasants will start getting all uppity.
That’s because to these people anything that gives the individual more freedom is wrong and anti ethical to their real agenda: marxist govvernment. It’s why they keep advocating for things that are onerous in cost and use and restrict people’s freedoms.
They want control. Can’t rule a free people, so you have to make them as destitute and dependent as possible.
I can clearly foresee a time when everyone looks forward to attending SugarFree In The Park!
As part of some dark ritual to bring about the end of glucose?
Ever read Sirens of Titan? Sugarfree is going to be remembered like the Malachai except the doll will be made from compressed cocaine.
“Traditionally, all of the characters in SugarFree’s works were played by non-binary identifying individuals. Even the hat, the hair and John Bolton’s mustache.”
Oh for fuck’s sake.
https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/09/12/gop-congressman-touts-carbon-tax-legislation
Stupid is as stupid does…
I knew exactly who it was before I clicked.
His commercials are basically “I’m not like other Republicans! Look1”
He is, however, an incumbent in a district that’s heavily blue.
“Conservativism is progressivism driving the speed limit”
– Michael Malice
More O.T. – This story was plastered across the top of the main page of the Tribune’s website but seems to have been memory holed since:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-puerto-rican-parade-committee-investigations-20180816-story.html
I’m only posting this because the time period that the alleged impropriety occurred with impunity is a bit staggering.
“Who will not wave the flag?”
So when they vote Kavanaugh into the SCOTUS tomorrow or Friday, will the pants shitters lose it even more than they have so far? Are we looking a Rome burning while SF plays his fiddle and recites Hat & Hair prose?
Of course SF would play the fiddle rather than the lyre. He has to be different and all learned and shit
The march through the institutions is turning out to be quite a success.
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/nov/4/majority-millennials-want-live-socialist-fascist-o/
I need more guns and lots more ammunition
^^^ I strongly agree with this statement.
But we shouldn’t ally ourselves with potential travelers or participate in the culture war because, a pox on both their houses.
potential *fellow* travelers
“Millennials would rather live in socialist or communist nation than under capitalism: Poll”
I’m started a GoFundMe to buy them plane tickets, because why make them wait? It would be cruel. I mean to the rest of us.
This is also the age group where most of them believe that they will become millionaires…
The same way they made everyone millionaires in Venezuela and Zimbabwe, I bet, if they believe socialism is the way to go.
They’ll be millionaires in their socialist utopia, alright. Just ask Venezuelans, you take millions to the market to buy a chicken. Millionaires!
Uncontroversial statement of the day:
Michael Buble is a fucking joke.
He should shut the fuck up and go home already…
Today in “No, but seriously, we should honestly torch every college to the ground and enslave all liberal arts college professors to work in agricultural fields where they can finally be of use to society”
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104
The Pol Pot plan?
When you put it like that, most of them would approve.
The man had some strong points. Not that those villagers that he had to murder would have stopped to consider his points. Stupid, kulaks
Why, it’s almost as if the NeverTrump GOP crew is proving to be a bitinsincere.
Same thing happened to Paul Krugman. A bunch of Krugman impersonators wrote articles claiming that deficits don’t matter. Why are these impersonators so mean?
Max Boot, no joke, should be persona non grata in respectable company. Watching beltway libertarians praise Rick Wilson and Mitch Daniels, while progressives fall in love with Max Boot and Bill Kristol is beyond disgusting.
Neocons are not good people. End of story
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he who reads The Hat and the Hair with me today shall be my brother.
Preach on brother!
And do some squats.
Well met, Sir Warty of Wartyshire.
A couple of local news stories from ol’ Virginny:
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER THAT DONKS TRY TO RIG ELECTIONS!
Hurricane Florence claims its first victim.
Square this for me:
“Russia totes rigged the election”
and
“Domestic voter fraud is a myth”
That doesn’t make a lick of sense
But we know for a fact that illegal aliens vote in elections. They do in MD, I know that first hand. Why? Because they admit to it. Not saying they know that’s wrong, because they were told they can do so, and encouraged to do so. It’s just too obvious watching Dems always freaking out over voter ID. Total giveaway. If you can’t go get a state ID to vote, how they hell did you get to the voting place? Really, the mask is off, democrats are coming right out and admitting they want illegals to vote.
Your problem is that you expect these douchebags to be motivated by actual facts/logic other than what helps them in pushing the marxist narrative at all costs.
What could be more fair than a culture of open support?
Enjoy the world you’ve created you fucking failures.
https://blogstupidgirl.wordpress.com/2018/09/11/old-affirmative-consent-ask-permission-at-every-step-of-sex-new-affirmative-consent-you-have-to-call-the-next-day-too/
All this consent stuff seems to boil down to “I want to act like a whore, but not be treated like a whore”.
Is that too harsh?
Pretty much. It’s the product of pure cognitive dissonance; “you go grrrrrl!” sexual “freedom” running into the innate, evolutionarily-based female desire for a committed partner. Sure, there are dyed in the wool, true blue sluts out there, but they’re not the ones giving themselves ulcers over “consent”; they’re too busy fucking. Only internally conflicted, joyless, wokified fembots are this screwed up.
It’s basically people who are not emotionally stable enough to establish a working relationship. So when it breaks down, they become a victim and seek revenge, because god forbid it might be their fault. These people have always been around. But then they got the internet.
Yes, I suspect these are the ones who used to key their ex’s car or other nastiness. Now they just scream “rape!’
And whereas they used to be fairly isolated, now they feed off each other’s hysteria. That’s how we got #metoo. Hopefully, they have to change that soon to #I’mAloneWhyCumNobodyWontFuckme!?
Don’t let the hussy leave her toothbrush at your house, that’s the same as marriage.
So now it’s rape if you don’t return phone calls afterwards?
Hey, maybe be a bit more selective about who you fuck? Just a thought, not a sermon.
Whatever happened to JATNAS?
He got locked up for not calling afterwards?
Here’s another: A “culture of care for the other person, of seeing and honoring another’s humanity and finding ways to engage in sex while keeping our humanity intact” used to be known as waiting until marriage. As the old Yiddish saying went, “no chuppah, no schtuppa.”
But that’s patriarchal repression of a woman’s sexuality, and we can’t have that.
The punchline is pretty epic.
Something about free milk and the cow?
That’s some good stuff, right there.
These are bitches that are basically trying to get control. What really pisses her is that he banged her sorry ass – by acting all beta – and then ignoring her after. That’s the sin most of these skanks are the most pissed about. That the dude had the temerity to just write them off after plowing them. They want to be able to do that to the guy, but they immediately want to invoke victim status and use that estrogen-machine to destroy the bastard, if he does this to them.
You know, there’s actually the chance that a guy, maybe not that guy, or the next one, but some guy, some day, might want to stick around and see how things develop, IF you are not a giant psycho fucking cunt! But that’s too much work, I suppose.
This is absolutely amazing. This level of lyrical imagery creation is what I imagine dropping acid must be like.
So very late to the party, but that was masterful. Loves me some Elizabethan drama, yo.
Well done SF.