The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
-“The Call of Cthulhu” H. P. Lovecraft, 1928
I have no words.
My eyes !! My eyes !!!
“Everyone wants to know their future…until they do.”
Don’t remember who and just posting it because of the Lovecraft quote.
Thanks for that image SF. Thanks a lot.
And there goes the Family Friendly seal.
If we haven’t lost it by now, we’re never going to lose it.
At some point in the construction of the island fortress, I will have to set up a factory to produce these for my mook corps.
Can I borrow one for a sec? I need to lobotomize myself after seeing that image.
Gimme a bit before I click on any more links around here.
JFC.
I hit the ‘next post’ arrow, so I had no forewarning.
There, I am insane now.
O.
M.
G_d.
Just gouged my eyes out. They’ll grow back, right???!
Depends on how far into madness you’ve gone.
And here I was expecting this.
If I was going that route, this would be a better song pick I think.
Hah, guessed it.
I hate you.
Could use some Alt-text, other than that it’s perfect.
The image with worth a thousand alt-texts.
So it’s gonna be one of those nights, eh?
Dude. I mean,…I just…..dude.
HM has some catchin’ up to do!
No, that’s not a challenge.
Help us, Obiwan Qnobi, you’re our only hope!
Sure, I’m confused. Maybe even a little aroused.
take away the photoshop job, and she’s what I’d call “petite”.
I do like the stretch marks tho’.
So would you be fucking Pie, or getting a blowjob from The Donald?
“YUUUUUGE!” she queefed.
What exactly is that? A Trunt? a Dongina?
Clearly the blowjob is to be had from tittyfucking.
If a woman has a man’s face for a vulva, is it gay to have sex with the mouthgina?
Or would oral sex mean you’re french kissing a dude?
And what, oh what, is the anus?
From the photo, that’s just a plain ole’ anus. We’re pretty safe taking that route. That’s just old fashioned sodomy.
Just kidding. We know it’s a sea urchin mouth.
Now I’m just confused. And a little nauseous.
So what do you call it when you get a chubby and puke at the same time?
A chukey?
What I should have said is “If you get a chubby and puke at the same time the problem isnt with the other party.”
A night out at Hooters.
I’m afraid to go to sleep tonight. Is this what a bad rip on LSD is like?
Only if you’re also drunk.
False choice. Flip and go from behind.
So, bang the sea urchin.
And now you understand the need for a 55 gallon drum of lube.
So, as a palette cleanser have some overzealous Congressional asshole.
And here’s some beers other than the ubiquitous Guinness, Harp, and Smithwick’s to look for tomorrow.
Why not just bring back prohibition entirely? It worked so well before. And it would ELIMINATE drunk driving, right?
They fucked that up by doing it the right way the first time (Constitutional amendment), they can’t just do it simply anymore.
You are a friggin’ anti-American communist. When you culturally appropriate a holiday that the country we appropriated it doesn’t celebrate, you need to follow the subscribed formula. Corned beef and cabbage, Irish whisky and GUINNESS!!! Hell, I even cook my corned beef in Guinness.
Piss off, I’ve been grabbing the pub packs of Guinness for the past couple of weeks (comes out to $10 for 8 cans and a glass with a rebate). It is the near perfect beer for all day drinking, but by mid-morning, I’ll be switching to something with some more flavor.
And damn it, at some point tomorrow, I’m going to need to try this.
/raises his glass of Green Spot towards Spud
Guinness is on its way to becoming my go-to beer. More and more often I find myself forgoing the craft selections and getting a draft Guinness because I know I’ll never be disappointed.
In my neck of the woods, the current Great Lakes (or Fathead’s) seasonal is my go to if I’m in a bar that I’m not sure about the cleanliness of the tap lines. Because I know those have changed over recently (assuming the seasonal is actually in season), or I just stick to bourbon.
Guinness is my backup beer. I don’t bring it home or order it unless there’s nothing else, then I go to it because I know I’ll never be disappointed.
The local Scottish ale is getting the most play time out on the town. I suspect the Winter Ale is almost done for the year. Oban14 tonight: in a reflective mood.
We’ll need a review of that beer.
I do have a bottle of Redbreast 15 for tomorrow.
On a side note, I prefer the Cascade Single Hop IPA to the Galaxy. The Galaxy is more bitter and doesn’t have as good a flavor profile. Starting the crash on the lager tomorrow.
*raises empty Manhattan glass towards Neph*
Manhattan? That’s a good idea.
On a related note – I had dinner at the Harvard Club last night (it was a gift, long-ish story) – food was very good, but they don’t use Luxardo cherries. That is bullshit.
I don’t use cherries. I go the orange peel route.
Orange peel is good, but the cherries keep. I don’t eat enough oranges to have peel handy.
I assume you mean the Harvard Club in NYC? We had our wedding reception there only 23 years ago. We were back not long ago and had Thanksgiving dinner there.
Just to point out, Doc C here got that custom avatar by becoming a Patron. Just pointing that out…
I’ll suck your cockmake you a cartoon for $10!Boston, Bay Bay (the original, I think). I’ve also been to the downtown location for a wedding, which has amazing views.
My wife has been to the NYC HC many times for work – it’s much bigger and fancier.
Any review will be short, as I’ll be at least a half dozen pints in at that point.
On the hop front, I’m a big fan of Citra, 7 C’s (Falconer’s Flight), Mosaic, and Simcoe for flavor and aroma. For bitterness, I generally use Magnum. For English ales, I’ll go towards Fuggle, and German towards Tettnanger. Saaz I use in my saison and lambics (where the hops are just there to counterbalance the malt).
/cracks the bottle of Teeling Small Batch
I just ordered a couple of kits from BB. I don’t remember what I picked.
Mmmmm… Teeling’s.
I’ve got a bottle of that and some redbreast 12.
Off the top of my head, for the Irish, I’ve got: Tullamore Dew, Tullamore Dew Warehouse Edition, Jameson Caskmates Stout, Redbreast Cask Strength, Midleton’s Very Rare, Teeling, and Writer’s Tears.
/may have a collection problem
That Caskmates stout is pretty tasty.
That Teeling is on sale at my local bottle jobber. I picked one up after seeing it recommended here. It’s quite delicious. I haven’t tasted Irish whiskey in, likely, 3 decades and was shocked by the sweetness at first but it sure go down smooth.
That’s the whole point of Irish whiskeys. Light sweetness, and easy drinking. Glad you enjoy it as well.
The problem is, it’s still beer. 😉
Saint Patrick’s Day in Ireland.
I was amused by this part:
The shortest St. Patrick’s Day parade in the world formerly took place in Dripsey, County Cork. The parade lasted just 23.4 metres and traveled between the village’s two pubs. The annual event began in 1999, but ceased after five years when one of the two pubs closed
That’s epic. Cleveland’s been doing St. Patrick’s day for a while now. I’ll try to snap a couple of pictures of the Boys From County Hell (Pogues cover band) while they’re sober in the morning (they do shows all day), and East 4th in the mid morning. Too bad it’s going to be in the fucking 30’s tomorrow, I miss the year it was 70 on St. Paddy’s.
When I was a child, in the 1970’s I went to some freezing St Patricks Day parades in Cleveland. And the next day would be in shorts and a tshirt.Springtime in Cleveland….
Yep, layers are a good idea in March, you never know what the difference is going to be between morning and afternoon.
Speaking of short, here’s one for Pie.
HTF does 1m cost $5,000? The story has to be long – even looking at the picture, it’s clearly longer than a meter.
That is the width you are seeing. They built a full width motorway 1 meter long.
When you culturally appropriate a holiday that the country we appropriated it doesn’t celebrate
Couldn’t the same be said for Cinco de Mayo?
Hence the Carona drinking on hard shell tacos on May 5th.
Hence the Carona drinking
onand hard shell tacos on May 5th.I’ve been awake too long.
This guy gets it.
Why are you drinking Italian lake towns?
“Such technology must not hassle the sober driver. It also must be small, quick, noninvasive, accurate, reliable, repeatable, foolproof, durable and easy to maintain. And, of course, it must have the public’s support.”
None of those attributes are in the government’s wheelhouse and they sure as shit will ram it down our throats whether we want it or not.
Hey! You’ve just expressed why I have no interest in driverless cars.
Damn, I thought you might have found AOC on a political Fappening.
Although, Barbara Boxer or Feinstein would be more appropriate for this thread.
This is the worst chatroom. Ever.
“Liberate Te Ex Infernis”
Is this a supermodel from the future? You know after we run out of food?
After we run out of food, she’ll be the first one on a spit.
If I refresh when my wife is walking by she’ll have… questions.
It’s time to have the conversation.
“I guess my body will just never be enough for you, will it?”
We all live a secret life on the Glibs.
There are definitely inside jokes here galore. I tried explaining the STEVE SMITH meme to my wife.
Her response: “That’s not funny.” *flat voice*
And that’s why female Libertarians are mythical. Most women don’t consider farts to be funny either.
There’s nothing funny about fartrape.
Which one of you is this?
“This woman, needs her ass fist fucked by Freddy Krueger. You know why? Because no one else wants to fuck her, you know why? Because her pussy stinks, trust me, I know. You know why I know? Becusse I know her personally.”
I’m really the only adult here, aren’t I?
No. You’re Tulpa.
Do you own a car?
N… No?
How lucky you Glibertarians are to find the toilet so amusing! For us, it is a mundane and functional item…for you, the basis of an entire culture!
You and Festus.
Well, I think Fourscore counts as an adult, right?
Lachowsky works in a steel mill. I think that automatically makes him an adult.
Oh, you mean the guy with the cock-and-balls shaped wrench for an avatar? Yeah, he’s one of the adults.
That just mean he’s a fan of Tool
Yeah, that’s what he says.
Evergreen
(and problematic these days)
Also evergreen
Evergreen goddammit.
Evergreen
Can you buy us all beer?
Yeah, sure kid. Gimme 20 bucks.
/hands Rhywun a $20
I’ll take a CBS or a 4-pack of WWS or 120 Minute.
I’ll “be right back”.
/has no idea what any of that is
Fully expected…
/all of them are more then $20.
Nephilium, he isn’t coming back with the beer or your $20.
Jarflax: I figured it was worth the risk.
/goes back into the cellar, looks over the beer that’s there, shrugs.
We all live a secret life on the Glibs.
Except me. My wife knows all about this, and never lets me forget that.
Your wife, whose favorite Glib is SugarFree?
It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma, that’s for sure.
How does SugarFree convert souls to money?
The souls are the currency
With a (((money-lender)))?
As always, the answer is “Joohs”.
And y’all are hesitant to click on my links. One “Sneaky Snake” and I’m a pariah. Sheesh.
We’re grading on a curve. We just expect better from you. SugarFree is beyond redemption.
Yeah, and people complain about my music links.
Because it seems like you only want to hurt us.
I was going to be disappointed if that was any video other than what you linked to.
Ditto.
Heya Mojo-
The other day someone here linked this article, and for some reason her voice made me think of you. The whole thing made me giggle like the drooling moron I am, tho. Prolly cause I once bought a suit of armor.
/props to OP
LOL I love her and I’ve read that post a gazillion times. I love it, and thank you. It’s a high honor to be thought of in the context of the Bloggess.
That’s friggin’ hilarious.
That was me – she can be hysterically funny. She suffers from pretty serious depression, so some of her posts are sad but well worth following.
That is superb. Much laughing here.
Everytime I post or refresh I get a split second of that image and Pie’s earnest gaze. Each time its more unsettling than the last.
I just turned on Tophat’s auto-refresh for just that reason.
I think “Mysteries of the abandoned” might be my new favorite tv show. It’s on the Science channel.
Check it out.
Since today is my “off day” and Im getting crunk on cheap beer for the first time in a couple weeks, Im into “Corner Gas” I think, thanks to Rufus.
Not enough AOC. Fail!
* MY EYES * Good lord, where did you find that? No, never mind, I don’t want to know.
I’ll repeat this in a few days, but if anyone from the Northern New Mexico area would like to meet up, the family will be on spring break vacation in ABQ and Santa Fe, March 29 – April 1. i can sneak off for an evening for meetup with glibs.
athenaofprogtown at the Evilcompany mail
He didn’t find it, it sprang fully formed from SugarFree’s forehead.
What you just did there- I noticed it.
GET YOUR OWN ORIGIN STORY MR FREE!
RATS! We’re going to be visiting my mom in Montana on those dates.
Hey – question for SP – Is there a way to get WordPress to catalog user activity so I could basically search my own comments? I like sniffing my own farts, so this would be the online equivalent.
Uh oh. New job? Background check?
Somebodies in trouble…
Some people don’t appreciate the hive of scum and villainy.
While I understood the general idea of “cataloging user activity” like a database or some shit, the only thing that really resonated with me was farts.
St. Paddy’s Day is no time to be appreciating farts.
I think it’s going to be a rough night on the Glibs. That, or we’ll all be drunk and unconscious in about 90 minutes.
The script has already written itself.
I went over to my brother’s this morning to walk down to the parade. Mimosas with cheap champagne.
It gave me a headache, so now I have no choice but to keep drinking until the day is over.
Yeah, I opened the day at one of our spots on the rotation. A pint with a Bahn Mi wrap. A break in the afternoon to get some yard work and errands done, and now celebrating the arrival of early spring on a glorious day.
Yeah…the second bit is quite believable.
I guess I should get started then.
1st beer of the evening: 12.9% ABV
2nd beer of the evening: 13.9% ABV
It’s shaping up to be a short evening…
I knew I was in trouble last night when the dive bar (with a good beer selection) that the Tossers was playing at still had Hopslam on tap… and at $6 a PINT.
Also:
https://www.google.com/search?q=agent+cooper+site:glibertarians.com
That seems too easy.
And more than a little bit creepy
Not at all. It’s just restricting the usual google search to one site.
I guess. I just got a bad feeling seeing the power of Google.
/Currently watching The Man In The High Castle
You know how they say don’t put anything online you don’t want the world to see? They’re not kidding. Google works by crawling around every page on the internet and indexing all of it.
No, I know how it works. It’s just good to get a reminder once in a while.
I tried that and my images came up with STEVE SMITH, Zed And Jesse. Hrrm….
Sorry, but no, not that exciting.
Just wanted to be able to recall what I’ve said and when I said it. Or if there’s continued conversation on an older thread. That kind of stuff.
I giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl at some of my past comments. I really shouldn’t be allowed on this site after too many beers. Maybe an interlock device for my lap top?
I picture a breathalyzer with a USB cable.
Probably mandatory in the EU.
Is SugarFree covered by DSM-5 or is he sui generis?
I’d sign off on this: http://traumadissociation.com/dissociative
I’m not quite seeing that; the lack of amnesia is a big tip-off – SF is fully cognizant of the horror he unleashes on us.
We’ve got a poster who’s suisse generis….
Alright, I’ve got beer and whiskey. Time for the ultimate St. Practice day move.
“Rosaries aren’t used that way”
/Morbo voice
I like that you are using today as practice.
As was explained by an old friend of mine (Irish George, who was Vietnamese): “As it’s a Catholic holiday, it’s rightfully a trilogy: St. Practice Day, St. Patrick’s Day, and St. Recovery day.”
Something is wrong with you.
Here? That could be directed to almost any of us.
Wow. Look at Tulpa getting all indignant up in here.
Tulipa?
Yes, something is wrong, but it’s all right
Alright
Directed at SugarFree. And I say that as a fan of Subaru Horror and the Hat and the Hair. But, this? Something wrong with you.
I shared “Subaru Horror” with a couple friends for Halloween. They still treat me….differently.
I love Subaru Horror. I will never watch tv ads the same way again. Really creative and funny.
Why is everybody kink-shaming SF?
It’s not that he’s got the kink. It’s that he wants to share it with everybody else.
So he also has the exhibitionist kink?
His exhibits are…unforgettable.
In every way
*polite clap*
Q does that every day, and nobody seems to mind (much).
I don’t click Q’s links. SF has a way of sneaking up on people and scaring the shit out of them.
SF can post images, while the rest of us can’t. SF is also the reason the rest of us can’t post images.
Are you calling Swiss nobody?
Nah
Oh my God. Talk about problematic.
Hey, the ‘T’ in ‘TULIP’ is for Total Depravity
Total Depravity
Ultimate Degradation
Limitless Evil
Infinite Misandry
Permanent Perversity
“But, but, but… where are your nipples?” Tulip asked, his voice quavering.
“We ate them,” the left breast croaked.
“Ate them, ate them,” the right breast echoed.
“They were delicious.”
“Delicious.”
Tulipa screamed, bending over his erection, waves of pain lapping at his stomach like a hungry dog.
I hate you. Sorry…not sorry.
Not a guy.
You will be when Sarah is finished with you.
This takes a non-trivial amount of effort to masturbate to.
If you’re not making a non-trivial effort when masturbating you’re only cheating yourself.
Not really, just tape a centerfold over the monitor.
I must doing it wrong.be
For you.
This was my proudest fap.
Ancestry.com says I’m 1/4 Irish, which explains my appetite for beer and whisky. Oddly, my Italian side is spread out around southern Europe. My Italian grandfather seemed the most culturally authentic. He drove a 1966 Lincoln continental and had switchblades and drank gallons of wine. He went to prison during ww2. He cooked the best Wop food I’ve ever tasted, making sausage and pasta from scratch. He actually had a spider monkey in his apt. for awhile (until it destroyed the place.) He died of chirosis in the late seventies. I thought for sure I’d get 25 percent Sicily, but noooo, 6% Malta and 4 percent Greece.
Didn’t the Greeks settle Sicily?
It wasn’t the Greeks.
I expected better from you Ted.
Again, I would have been disappointed by any other link.
/bows
I can’t think of anything else when some tells me they’re Sicilian now. That’s how you know a scene is epic.
I wish there had been further Tony Scott / Tarantino collaborations. In many ways it’s my favorite “Tarantino” movie.
I agree, while I love Reservoir Dogs, True Romance is the movie I recommend first for people who haven’t seen a Tarantino movie. I’m still undecided as to which is the better ending though. CPRM, you around to throw your thoughts in on this?
It was, of course, the Moops.
You know how often I watch movies made after I was born?
I have no interest in sending my DNA in to get testing as accurate as astrology, but my sister did. I should ask her how much of mutts it came back with at some point. I’m aware of at least four countries that my ancestors came from.
Don’t be so sure. They give a list of possible relatives and half of them have my grandparents last names. There’s no way for them to have that from my name. I really don’t care either, but my wife pushed for it for her and my adopted kid, so I sent in mine too. I’m only worried it’ll get my crazy assed brother busted for some non-trivial crime he might have been involved with…
Here’s the story I was thinking of with the joke. The girlfriend did it as both of her parents were adopted, and she wanted to know where her ancestors came from for some reason. Those tests did lead to a running joke with a friend of mine. He’s got an almost stereotypical Irish last name, is Catholic, and his sister did Ancestory’s test. It came back close to 100% German, with no Irish at all.
Yeah, fake news. It says Italian, but neither of those girls have a mustache.
Anyway, yeah, my wife is adopted and we adopted our son. Something about being adopted makes it a bigger deal. I just go with it.
No worries man, it’s St. Practice Day.
My mom is into genealogy so I don’t need to send in DNA. But, she found a will where a middle child is specifically disinherited but no reason was given. The genealogy group she’s involved with sent in DNA. They found that those descended from the middle child are different from the other children. Also, the middle child was born while the man was off fighting during the civil war. So, apparently not his kid and since everyone knew, no need to spell it out in the will.
I keep sending them vials of cum, but they never give me my results.
Ok, I larfed.
They prefer quart jars to get good results.
Careful, they might send a bill for child support.
You are assuming it’s his cum
“red rocket, red rocket, send dog semen in a pocket”
I….you…..nevermind…that’s….something else
Runoff from irrigating Winston’s mom.
Your test results came back you got 2 A’s, a B and a C
Sweet! (That is uncannily close to my entire college experience.)
Quantity is too small.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGlN6mluGA
Nation Unsurprised As Ocasio-Cortez Comes Out Against Thoughts
Good thing I clicked the next article button whild on the Supreme overlord shitter. It was a quick lean over to the bathtub to revisit my dinner.
Eyebleach.
https://thechive.com/2019/03/16/conservatively-less-is-more-this-aint-pornhub-guys-39-photos/
I’d say calling that group “less is more” is fake news. #1 was the best I saw before I called it quits.
Take my hands. Open your mind, open your mind, open your miiiiiind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvezTaHKJjY
My preferred alternate arrangement.
My brother was terrified of Kuato, we’d just say ‘Open your mind!” and he’d start freaking out.
Calm him down by telling him to wrap a towel around his head. It’ll buy him some time.
It’s one of his favorite movies now, but back when it came out it was so much fun to freak him out. He also thought Eddie Murphey, who he confused with Freddy Kruger, lived in the basement.
That’s not funny, that’s sick.
CAN NOT UNSEE!
Strangely enough, if you dress that woman in a mauve blouse and add owl glasses, she’s a dead ringer for the gal doing the sports on channel 3 right this minute.
To be clear, I did not make this. The internet puked it up at me. If I had a source, I would have cited it. And I would have invited them for an Ask Me Anything.
Ask Me Anything is what you call marriage?
Cause whoever created that is your soulmate
People only play AMA with me once.
Fucking medical association.
99% sure it was made by Satan.
Also known as SugarFree’s alter ego.
Wait, wouldn’t that make SF an angel?
Just to turn the mindfuck to 11, yes, SugarFree is a fallen angel.
Satan is of this Cosmos. SugarFree is from outside, where dread Cthulhu lies dreaming.
What I wanna know is, where’d he find a pic of Shub-Niggurath?
On second thought…
I think they had a South Park episode – Asspen as an inspiration, although they did make it far more horrific.
So I really want a drink right now, but after the past couple of days if I have one I may wake up Monday sore, confused, and in another city. Not being coy, just family stuff I can’t share details about because once again I selected my handle unwisely.
Sorry man. I got drafted into some domestic dispute shite last night. I hope it all works out for you, and apologize if I’m a bad influence on you at this point.
This is the 2nd biggest reason I don’t want to move back to Dallas. #1 is the weather/climate/(lack of) scenery, #2 is because we’d get looped into family drama on a regular basis. A bit of physical distance does our relationship with my in-laws a ton of good.
Oh it’s not really that sort of drama just stressful worrying health/age stuff, that is forcing me to face some universal, but unwelcome truths. No one is doing anything wrong, but they are an extremely private person and would not appreciate me putting details out there.
Understood. Again, hope it all works out for you.
Ah, gotcha. Sorry you’re going through that.
I have an elaborate plan to fake my death if my elderly mother tries to move in with me.
I hope everything gets better. Family stuff sucks.
My wife is convinced that if we ever move to a larger house that has an extra “guest” bedroom, within 6 months my mom will show up on our doorstep with all her shit saying “Hey, I’ve run out of money, I need to move in with you.”
Yeah, it was surprisingly easy to spot you when you did that thing at that place.
Sorry.
Donald Trump Jr. comes to Chelsea Clinton’s defense after NYU video
Apparently criticizing anti-Semitism is an act of encouraging violence? I hope people are watching and fleeing from the disaster the Democrat party is.
Because it was critical of a Mooslim. And that don’t go around here.
It is obviously bigotry to attack a Muslim for decrying the disloyalty of the (((parasites))) subverting our country! That bigot attacked a downtrodden, powerless Muslim who risked everything to warn us of the danger of the Jew!
Chelsea was clearly blindsided by direction her own party is moving. What a timeline.
Probably posted. Ever notice how the solutions to these problems never include less boot stomping?
https://www.facebook.com/WellingtonLIVENZ/posts/2141893862569134
Why do you want a crisis to go to waste.
My knee jerk reaction is a kick in the balls to slavers.
14 years for watching a video. It doesn’t even have any kiddy pron in it. Crazy. I guess we’re not far behind. Possession of a MAGA hat? Retweeted Ben Shapiro? It’s coming, any day…
I’m guessing they do that so they have leeway to go as harsh as possible down to a slap on the wrist. Also, helps scare the shit out of people and take a plea.
In other words police state. You can’t impose your will on law abiding folk without backlash, so make everyone a criminal.
What temperature does a FB post burn at?
That’s just nuts.
Remember, it’s America that’s the authoritrian police state.
I’m glad SF didn’t request I photoshop this.
Dammit. Why didn’t I title this post “At The Pudendum Of Madness”?
L’esprit de l’escalier! You are a cruel mademoiselle!
At the Mons of Madness is better
I’m trying to cut down on alliteration. I started to have, well, a problem with it.
I was thinking more of the wordplay, but I can definitely see how a carefully understated writer such as yourself, who depends on the subtle hinting at unseen horrors could find alliteration addictive.
My personal favorite is redundancy. One of my favorite lines I wrote was for a ‘spoof’ western (never produced) where the main character says he has ‘…a terrible thirst for liquids.’ Still craps me up. I’m a simple man.
That’s wonderful.
Right up there with “decapitated a foot”.
Or, if my dick was an inch shorter, it would be a foot.
“commence to begin” – Jed Clampett
I collect tautology, but contemporary speech is so riddled with pointless restatement that it’s taken the air out it for me
I remember that one, I watched a lot of The Beverly Hillbillies in re-runs (heh, Rerun) growing up
Jethro’s use of naught rather than zero never fails to make me giggle. “I’m gonna be a double-naught spy.“
Sarah Fuckamee Chamber
Indeed
*Hank Hill voice* “Them stars ain’t right!”
If SF can post this, why don’t I have the power to post my cartoons when I want?! I say we Glibs Unionize!! *Is crushed to death by
some huge friggin guyWarty*SF is favored of SP. SP is the Goddess Regnant.
/drags a potato on a string down CPRM’s street.
What’s the symbology there?
SYMBOLISM! The word you’re looking for is SYMBOLISM!
You know what we need, man? Some rope.
You and your fucking rope.
Is that so, Rambo?
I’m the funny man!
I’ll have a Coke then.
Where’s my cat?
*slaps Neph on the head* Fag!
Just pour the drink you fairy fuck!
As long as you have your potato when you die…
Potato racist.
OK. Well… our family friendly reputation really is shot this time.
Well, the Mansons were a family, and the Adams’s, Sly and his stones. Friendly in those circles, likely.
Also, we have the Jacksons!
If you want to be ruled by a fooking mafia, you do it.
https://twitter.com/Michael_Heaver/status/1106874902274064385
Damn, makes me want to listen to some Who.
Oh, he was that guy that was on Sliders!
Good for Roger.
Hoffa. Roseanne doesn’t look as bad naked as I had imagined.
Is Hoffa the long lost version of Uffda?
LOL I smell a new meme
Uffda. That is it. I’m suing someone over autocorrect not understanding such a basic word as uffda
What is that from anyways? The sound you make when you get sucker punched in the gut?
Probably the sound you make pulling your axe from the body of an Irish cleric. They weren’t always about hotdish and competitive niceness.
I learned it from the crusty old Norwegians I grew up around. I just accepted their word for it. I’m definitely not fucking with people who eat lifelike voluntarily.
Did your autocorrect turn Gravlax into lifelike?
I’ assumed lutefisk
I assumed you meant brute fist.
Very OT: Training pilots in WWII about flak film.
Goddammit
Everyone on earth figured out a way to preserve food. Some went with salting; some went with smoking; you have sugar cures, vinegar pickling, and even sun drying. I only know of one group that went with “Dissolve it in lye.”
Hoffa had a summer house in the UP. Just sayin.
Are you even Scandinavian?
I’m 7 percent, apparently.
Vikings do have a way of getting their seed around.
Yeah, but still no O line.
Party Boats, Am I Right?!
SF earlier today
I can never think of pie again. Pie is ruined for me, forever.
What do you have against vampires?
I found the image to be wholly without artistic merit or any redeeming aesthetic qualities yet, strangely intriguing. Yes SF, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
I avert my eyes each time I post and the page refreshes.
It’s like when you are dying a thousand deaths in anticipation of disaster and WHAM! it turns out to be even worse than you imagined. I am not inured, yet…
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c8d1e7ce4b0d7f6b0f40dfc/amp
Because a Team R critter hugging their White Christian boys would totally not cause conniption fits.
“but our racism is socially acceptable because . . . reasons”
“Rashida Tlaib Hugged Her ‘Brown Muslim Boys A Little Tighter”
I’m a have to be honest here. They don’t look that brown to me. In fact, they’re as white as me. And that’s pretty damn white.
It’s almost like “brown” really doesn’t refer to a color, but to a cudgel.
“Brown Bodies”.
The thing is, they pull this shit knowing it sets norms’ teeth on edge. She’s nothing more than a Twitter troll.
“Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!”
Every time I read the FBI stats on violent crime, I hug my half white half Japanese daughter a little tighter.
I can tan. So does that mean during this summer, I could be special for a while?
Brownness is a social construct…er, wait…it’s immutable….not it’s…..wait I’m so confused.
Because a Team R critter hugging
their White Christianboys wouldtotally not cause conniption fits.would be a running joke about pederasty for months.+1 Santorum meme.
“Know more than the number 49,” Tlaib wrote.
Number gets a bit higher if you include drone strikes.
I posted above about using Google to search my comment history on Glibs and three of the images that popped up were STEVE SMITH, Zed and Jesse. Make of that what you will.
An Irish song I couldn’t play at work.
I met Spicy when he was still with the band (and under 21). Nice guy, could drink like a fish, and was pissed that me and a friend kept buying pitchers for the table (we weren’t going to get picked up for some underage guy buying us beer). But, I was expecting this song.
I did play one Pogue’s song today. A cow orker who also DJs at bars was asking about songs and I was going to give him Sick Bed, but he thought he had enough after I gave him ‘If I should Fall from Grace with God’ and ‘Streams of Whiskey’
Tomorrow morning will be fun, it’s always entertaining watching young kids sing along (and dance) to Pogues songs. Especially the Boys From County Hell.
Not the pogues, but I did play the Starlite singers version of 7 Drunken Nights today as well.
Did it have the banned verses? Little thing between her legs, where my little thing should be?
No, I need my low paying job.
Body Of An American is one of my favorites. Also, The Leaving Of Liverpool.
Excellent PSA about beer goggles, not that I’ve ever been known to don them from time to time *scrubs memory of 1982-1989*
Fun fact: they do the intro tune to Aussie Rules Friday nights. I hadn’t really heard of them before that.
Dropkicks are local music royalty at this point. House of Blues on St. Patrick’s day – it’ll be a shitshow, in the best possible way.
Fourscore: thanks for the retirement article. I am thinking about where to retire. I try vacationing in places I am thinking about, like Arizona or Florida. I make sure to visit during all seasons. So far, I think Florida is winning.
Look. In one part of the world, it got colder, or warmer, or both, and forced certain populations to adapt and migrate.
Let me be clear here. That has NEVER happened before. Not even in the history of LIKE FOREVER!
Muh climate change, herpity derpity herp durrrrr
And Hyperion has never fubared a link befur
nope
Oh like they weren’t already “moving to the city”. Derpity doo indeed.
Hey, don’t mock, Mongols moving to cities has sometimes been a very big deal!
Well, then there’s that…
Well ya see, in the past when Mongolian herders ran into a rough patch of climate they’d just migrate to more hospitable areas. It was totes natural and environmentally conscious and stuff, Man!
Fubaring links is the main cause of CO2. I’ve got scientific data. Gonna write a paper on it.
Appropriate for the thread, you SF’d the link.
Does SF screw up the html code, or does the html code refuse to cooperate?
A.I. confirmed.
A.I. with a sense of self preservation is how we get Skynet, thanks a lot SF!
Well, in a post just above this, I used the code around the “2” in CO2, and WordPress ignored it like AOC getting good economic advice.
Dammit – “sub /sub code”
Do you get extra points for SF’ing a link on a SugarFree post?
I can summon SPACE SMITH on demand.
I want that image for my wallpaper. Does that make me a bad person? (letter to Prudie)
Yes.
Yes.
*Drunkenly slurs* “Wait! Wait! I can esplain!
Surprise for the coppers and their no knock raid?
Write it to Zardoz. I think he’ll have an answer for you.
So it’s either a cleanse or the slavery. Good to know. Thanks ZARDOZ!
“I want that image for my wallpaper. Does that make me a bad person? (letter to Prudie)”
YES. This is one of those things there cannot be debate about.
Rangers v Wild here. It’s hard to believe there are actually a couple teams below the Rangers in the standings.
Dundee’s the team to beat, mate.
Actually a pretty good game. Rangers will be way better two seasons from now.
This just proves he was a pedo.
https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/16/paris-jackson-hospitalized-attempted-suicide-leaving-neverland-michael/
“Leaving NAMBLALAND”
Mentioned this a few days ago, but I took it for granted MJ was a pedo. Makes you rethink your assumptions.
He was weird dude that made shitty music. His predilection for the company of prepubescent boys was just the curly-cue on the Dairy Queen cone. I don’t know what the real story is but all signs point to buggery.
I know I’d be even weirder than I am if I had MJ’s upbringing. Dudes life was so crazy that all I can do is look at the accusers and the veracity of their claims. Weak shit.
What about Blanket!?
This isn’t her first attempt. She seems pretty screwed up. Poor kid.
No kidding. Whoever desires fame is mentally ill.
Speaking of screwed up, how you doin? *waggles eyebrows, they don’t move together, it looks odd*
I really have no opinion on this stuff. I don’t care; and I don’t understand why ghouls follow his damn kids around.
^ this. public figure status should not be imposed on the kids.
Paris herself tweeted that was fake as hell, so I doubt it. Just clickbait trash
Dammit. TMZ lies to me AGAIN!?
And fucked up people never lie? (I don’t give a shit either way)
Climate change advocate talks about nuclear.
Got through 1 min, it was already clear he was mentally deficient, proceeded no farther.
Yes, he’s mentally deficient, but he’s one of the smarter ones. he actually realized that solar and wind aren’t a solution.
I’ve seen that guy talk elsewhere. I respect him for actually using his mind and coming to independent conclusions. He’ll be unpersoned soon enough.
Middle-aged man dressed like a hipster dufus. Hard pass, skinny jeans guy.
https://archive.li/43aRD/9b037196dfd7304189e92ee823f64f32cbde0ff3.jpeg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/zTOks/783fab3518e3404563cdbbe68af72af0dd1a8926.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/0g4F9/0cc72d7ec561ac93330a2595646332540d1b8493.jpeg
NSFW.
The winner. She sort of looks like Elizabeth Hurley.
Pretty dry toast by this point but he’s spot-on https://youtu.be/BYi2GqLwMxwoast
~ef~
THICC edit faerie, help!
Dadgummit!https://youtu.be/BYi2GqLwMxw
What’s with you guys and people who talk to
dashcamswebcams. Can’t you find anyone who actually does good videos?I detest that style. Write it down if you’re just going to bloviate into the camera.
You got no idea how much it pisses me off, but for me it’s not only about the style, but some jealousy, I’ll admit. I spend months crafting something and no one watches because I’m shit a branding, and they sit down and basically take a shit on camera, unedited get a million views.
FWIW I don’t watch that stuff either. But I’m old.
Kid’s been at for years. It’s uncanny how he can bloviate like that without edits.
Thx Portly Trampoline Edit Faerie!
Good night you magnificent bastards. I’m off to get some sleep before starting the drinking tomorrow.
I hope you meat to say ‘continuing’ the drinking.
Freudian slip?
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I meat to say that! (I loved Get Smart, so classy)
Barbara Feldon was my first on-screen crush. Made me me funny in the pee-pee area.
And it never ends.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1107049416970649600
Huh. Gun grabber using the actions of some lunatic to tar millions of responsible gun owners? Color me shocked.
I’m done debating with the grabbers. Molon Labe, motherfuckers.
One of the Twitter responses actually said that 2A shouldn’t be valid because the founders owned slaves. I thought that was only a joke that there are people who think that way.
“That’s a wood-chipperin”
I come back from vacation. No glibs for 9 days. It’s late, and I’ve finished the last things I need to do on the computer. I should go to bed, but no let’s check glibs just to see what’s going on.
Oh look, there’s a post from sugarfree. Let’s click . . .
Serves me right I suppose.
Sweat dreams, Kinnath!
Tonight’s installment of Hawt or Nawt?
Option 3: Standard Japanese Weirdness
How the fuck do you function in that morass of societal weirdness? The virgin/whore dichotomy is mind bending for us squares.
*Posts comment and Pie pops up again* Nevermind.
Heh. That’s why I’m not refreshing.
Seems legit.
Somehow this makes sense with the article I just read on Kierkegaard and the despair of being human.
OT: Got back from “camping” (e.g. staying in rented cabin and having a bonfire outside) at a lake somewhat near Chillicothe, OH. Was a pretty good time; got wasted on Bulleit Bourbon at night and spent the afternoon throwing knives at a target.
And this will sound weird: It was a good time, but I realized that I don’t really like travelling, and I don’t think I’ll attempt it anymore. I just get uncomfortable being away from home for too long, especially if it means not sleeping in my own bed.
It’s not camping without Bulliet, that’s for sure. So easy to pass and swig around a campfire!
Holy Shit! Daughter #3 went in place of Daughter#1 with her Mom to some weird raffle at a brew pub and just won an all-inclusive trip to Ireland! If it wasn’t her I’d say “white slavers” but she seems to have the charm for raffles and such. Those girls were all born with a horseshoe up their bums.
Enjoy your trip. Pro tip: do not buy the timeshare they pitch.
It’s actually 4 grand in voucher form. She can go wherever she likes but “fake Dad” ain’t crossing the border anytime soon.
Daughter#1 is in Disneyland right now.
I like good story-driven games but JFC Prey makes me salty like Witcher 3 used to. Oh my God am I angry about some of the choices the developers made. Listen, I like taking the time to clear out a map with the expectation that what little loot those couple mobs provide is worth it. But this fucking game just repopulates the levels, sometimes while you’re still clearing them out. Well, fuck you too, I guess I’ll go to youtube to figure out this fucking story. Fuck me for kinda enjoying the game you made until you made it totally unenjoyable, you stupid fucking assholes.
I can’t play them. If I did my OCD would kick in and my computer room would become the Festus room. I’d swell up like Veruca Salt and they’d need a crew with chainsaws, prybars, haz-mat suits, Scott air packs and a forklift to ease my bloated corpus from the house.
I’m not Agile Cyborg, by the by. Thanks for the back handed compliment yesterday. Bless your heart!
My latest fetish is Tank Girl https://youtu.be/L9yreSmVSMc