Great Glibs Debate Series Round 2: Jarflax vs. PieInTheSky

by | Jan 7, 2020 | Fun, Harambe, Jews, KHAAAAAANNN!!! | 302 comments

Without further ado, let’s kick off round 2 of the Great Glibs Debate Series!  This sees Jarflax square off against PieInTheSky.  Topic as given:  Sensationalism aside, it does anecdotally seem that there is an increase in stories of adult female teachers having sexual liaisons male teenagers; this is a topic that always seems to sharply divide the Glibertariat whenever it comes up.  Many Glibs point out that male teenagers may, in fact, enjoy the affairs, while others argue that whether they enjoy it is irrelevant; still others bring up double standards if the genders were switched.  To me it brings up larger questions of age of consent and the vagueness inherent in making hard-and-fast laws to problems with fuzzy borders.  Thus, the topic is whether age of consent laws are, in and of themselves, ethical.  If so, why?  If not, why not?

Jarflax defends that they are ethical, PieInTheSky defends that they are not.
Jarflax
Age of consent laws are a human, and therefore imperfect, attempt to deal with a fundamental issue.  Ethical behavior is never a matter of divinely meeting a standard of absolute perfection; instead it is always the case that ethics are a matter of striving to be as close to the ideal as can be achieved. I argue that age of consent laws that are carefully crafted meet that test and are therefore ethical.

Sex is a very fundamental, and therefore very powerful thing.  People are as psychologically damaged by rape and abuse as they are by extreme violence. Children cannot protect themselves, and therefore need to be protected from sexual abuse.  Parents have primary responsibility for this protection. However, in order to preserve the peace and avoid vendettas we have delegated punishment of crime to Government.  This means that we have to either decide that sexual abuse of children is not a crime, or we have to craft laws that define sexual abuse.

Criminal laws that are vague are inherently unjust, because they allow people to be punished for behavior that they reasonably believed was allowed.  That means that laws have to draw bright lines that allow people to know whether or not something is a crime.

So why can’t we just use the same rules we use for adults, and define sexual abuse based on consent?  The problem here is that children are not born with the capacity to consent to things.  You cannot consent to something unless you:

1.  Have some degree of understanding of what the thing that you are consenting to is. (knowledge)

2.  Have some degree of understanding of the context that allows you to at least guess at the consequences. (judgement)

3.  Have the ability to say no to the request. (will)

The whole process of growing from birth to adulthood is the process of developing these three things, knowledge, judgment, and will. At some point the child has developed enough of all three to be capable of consent, before that point they are not able to consent. Age of consent laws, imperfect as they are, are our best attempt at a rule that allows us to define that point for the purpose of punishing abusers.

 

 

PieInTheSky

Age is just a number, as a vaguely creepy saying goes – and it holds a kernel of truth. It is fairly strongly correlated to development in humans, but not fully. Humans take a very long time to mature and are vulnerable in the meantime. The world dangerous and the young require protection. This, for most of history, was simply a parental duty, but, like in most things, it has been taken over by government via law. The ethics of a law are, in general, related to fairness, justice, and proportionality. Does it address a problem correctly without making things worse and without too much potential for abuse?

Human sexuality is, I don’t need to tell anyone, messy. There are a lot of, pardon the expression, blurred lines and there are no easy solutions. Just because there are no easy solutions, it does not mean apply something simple but wrong. Is a fixed age of consent – a number – the ethical way to protect the young from sexual exploitation? Age of consent does not have something objective underlying it. Is 20 to young? 18? 16? Why? This does not take into account circumstances, individual variation in maturity and, importantly, whether there was any harm done.

The essence of law should be justice. There is no justice with an arbitrary number as a fixed age of consent. Someone may be perfectly competed to give consent at 16, someone else not so at 18. Age of consent in themselves punishes the first while failing to protect the latter. Yes, an adult can manipulate a 16 year old into sex, but it can be the other way around, or it can be fully consensual. Legal age can be a matter of a calendar day and an insignificant biological change. The law ignores all this and basically says: A and B have sex this week, bad; next week, all fine. While there are predatory adults, often age of consent issues come from mostly young people barely out of their teens themselves, and not fully mature, who can have their lives ruined by consensual exercise of what youth hormones lead to.

An age of consent is not quite justice, just an expedient and generic way to “do something”, because something must be done, this is something, QED. Sure protect the children, but find a proper way. I would say that we can have a clear no before biological puberty – not tied to an age, but to a biological event. After biological puberty, on a case by case basis, should there be reason for suspicion, malevolence can be detected and punished without indiscriminately prosecution people who did no harm.

 

 

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302 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Chicks, foxes, and eye candy?

    Or is that a vixen?

    • UnCivilServant

      Wasn’t that the whole point of the series?

      • Tundra

        Seems un-American to me.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

    • Rhywun

      ? ?

    • Bobarian LMD

      Tundra, you ignorant slut!

  2. invisible finger

    Pie for the win.

  3. leon

    Nice. I think i’m supposed to recuse myself or something.

  4. PieInTheSky

    If you are old enough to keep a site such as this going, you are old enough to consent is all I’m saying.

    • Jarflax

      Hey, no arguing your point in the comments, especially with disguised appeals to authority!

      • UnCivilServant

        “Disguised”? It’s right out in the open.

        Cover up, Pie!

      • PieInTheSky

        Fine. I did not say much last debate so I won’t now. Although I de feel these debates need a counter argument phase…

      • Jarflax

        Oh, I was just giving you grief trying to be funny. I do agree with the counter argument phase, maybe if this happens again, the arguments should be sent to the other debater to respond to before posting?

      • PieInTheSky

        To be fair, previous debate was against a lurker so not the same

  5. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    Before you do away with age of consent laws you need to first become comfortable with eliminating age requirements for a binding contract, as sexual relations are an unspoken contractual agreement.

    • WTF

      Well, that’s an interesting take.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Are you being factious, because I feel like that’s exactly what Jarfax was implying and I think it’s a pretty solid point.

      • WTF

        Not at all facetious, my thought went from “contract? ridiculous” to “wait a minute, let me think about this a bit”. Not really sure where I come down on it at this point.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I like Pie’s point about biological puberty. What would happen if all of our laws (not just sexual ones) were aligned to considering people adults at age 12 or 13 instead of 16, 18, 21, or 26?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’d be a lot more kids on the streets as parents kicked them out en masse.

      • UnCivilServant

        Given what I know of teenagers – it’d be godawful. Who here was not a fucking moron at those ages?

      • Tundra

        Hey!

        I’ll have you know I’m still a fucking moron.

      • Fourscore

        Or a moron, fucking.

      • Fourscore

        But you are a Minnesoda guy so that’s redundant

      • invisible finger

        Just because socialism made you a teenage moron is not a good reason to increase the socialism.

      • R C Dean

        This isn’t about biology, its about agency. As Caput points out, if you aren’t (deemed) old enough to consent to much of anything, how are you deemed old enough to consent to sex?

        I think we can either do case-by-case, or have an arbitrary/bright-line rule. 18 seems pretty old for a bright-line rule on sex, but 16 seems too young for a bright-line rule on everything else.

        My objection to statutory rape laws has to do with mens rea. Sure, the consent of the minor may not be valid, but if it was honestly believed to be valid by the “perp”, where’s the criminal intent?

      • Caput Lupinum

        Some states allow considering mens rea, at list in some instances. Pennsylvania’s statutes on sex crimes contain the following section:

        3102. Mistake as to age.

        Except as otherwise provided, whenever in this chapter the criminality of conduct depends on a child being below the age of 14 years, it is no defense that the defendant did not know the age of the child or reasonably believed the child to be the age of 14 years or older. When criminality depends on the child’s being below a critical age older than 14 years, it is a defense for the defendant to prove by a preponderance of the evidence that he or she reasonably believed the child to be above the critical age.

        OMWC would still be out of luck, but if you can prove that a 16 year old lied about being 18 and you can convince a jury that it was a believable deception you can use that as a positive defense against statutory rape.

      • R C Dean

        Interesting. While I may be a criminal lawyer, I’m not the kind of criminal lawyer who is knowledgeable about the criminal law.

      • Caput Lupinum

        There is a large amount of variability between the states on consent laws, and an awful large amount of willful misinformation. Unless you were a defense lawyer practicing in Pennsylvania I wouldn’t expect you to be familiar, and even then unless your specialty was sex crimes I’d still be wary about your knowledge.

      • R C Dean

        unless your specialty was sex crimes

        Who says its not?

        Oh, you meant professional specialty. Never mind.

      • Caput Lupinum

        Who says its not?

        looks around at the partners of the firm

        Checks out, carry on.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Aren’t all lawyers criminal…s.

      • UnCivilServant

        New York is a strict liability jurisdication – even if they lied and had a fake ID, if they were in fact underage, you are guilty.

      • robc

        A friend’s younger sister was having a school debate about raising the driving age, I suggested the following slogan:

        When you are old enough to drink, you are old enough to drive.

        I liked it for all the wrong reasons.

      • invisible finger

        It seems retarded on the facts that people are “allowed” to drive long before knowing how alcohol affects them. At the very least the drinking age should be abolished.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        18 seems pretty old for a bright-line rule on sex, but 16 seems too young for a bright-line rule on everything else.

        IMO, this seems to bake in a worldview. Namely the “teenagers are idiots and shouldn’t be in charge of their own lives, but sex is a normal teenager thing” worldview.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        What do you do about the modern left, who does not believe in biology?

    • Caput Lupinum

      Putting aside your assertion that sex creates a contract for a moment, the core issue is the same regardless. Entering into contracts, or sexual relations, or imbibing alcohol, or using anything containing nicotine, all entail possible long term consequences be they legal obligations, pregnancy, or addiction. We, in the loosest possible definition of the word, have decided that certain decisions cannot, or rather should not, be made by people that cannot fully grasp the potential ramifications. We can enforce such strictures in two ways, by deciding on a case by case basis whether someone is competent enough to have freely made the decision, or short circuit the process and decide that anyone above a certain age is presumed to be competent. The question of which system is better seems to be the real argument.

      • PieInTheSky

        In general libertarians tend to favor case by case stuff (even in economic/safety/enviroment regulations) though this does not necessarily apply to getting frisky

      • PieInTheSky

        Ignore this, I should not be commenting.

      • PieInTheSky

        stock photo, aint no snow global warming fucked us up.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Then wouldn’t every sexual interaction have to be litigated regardless of age? If you say only those relations with children need to be evaluated on a case by case basis aren’t you already imposing age of consent?

      • RBS

        Then wouldn’t every sexual interaction have to be litigated regardless of age?

        Do we litigate every contract?

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes.

        *files suit against RBS*

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        We don’t allow minors to enter into binding contracts without a guardian and I’d imagine even those contracts are litigated at a higher frequency than standard contracts between adults.

        But, if you’re completely eliminating age of consent and each instance is a case-by-case basis then I imagine there will be a slew of similar cases.

      • wdalasio

        Then wouldn’t every sexual interaction have to be litigated regardless of age?

        You just gave a gaggle of feminists an orgasm with that proposition.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The lawsuit is the sexual act for them. They get off on it.

      • UnCivilServant

        Prostitutes are cheaper than lawers.

      • Jarflax

        Depends on who you want fucked.

      • Bobarian LMD

        And you feel less dirty for hiring them.

      • wdalasio

        And how do you determine the case-by-case basis? Maybe an “adulting” license with some set of questions to ascertain the applicant’s mental maturity?

        You can drink, have sex, drive, smoke, work, you name it at 12 if you’ve passed the test?

      • AlmightyJB

        What if you never pass?

      • Florida Man

        Most people won’t.

      • wdalasio

        Case-by-case still doesn’t obviate the need to make some judgement about fitness. You can leave it to the courts, but that’s not changing the fact that someone is making the call. Maybe an “adulting” license. If you can pass some test of mental maturity, you get the whole litany of adult rights and responsibilities (sex, drinking, driving, voting, etc.). The downside of that, of course, is I’m not sure I’d pass the test even yet.

      • UnCivilServant

        Who designs the test? How can you prove the test shows maturity?

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        We can’t pretend as if the case-by-case method somehow reduces government involvement more than age of consent. They both require government

      • UnCivilServant

        Age of concent is less of a proactive intrusion than an adulting test.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        An “adulting test” (off topic, but I hate the word “adulting”) would inevitably develop in a case-by-case situation. Especially in our common law system

      • Not Adahn

        No, it would result in Top Men designing a qualification system for… everything. On your RealID, you could have all of your qualifications listed — driving a car, driving a motor cycle, driving a bicycle, driving a scooter, driving on federally funded roads, drinking 3.2 beer, drinking liquor, drinking alcohol mixed with caffeine, drinking soda, voting in local elections, voting in state elections, voting in federal elections, smoking maryjuwana, smoking tabaccy, eating sugar, eating gluten, eating nitrate-cured meats, eating meat…

        The best part about this is it would give LEO an excuse to stop and check to make sure you were qualified to do any particular thing they observed you doing, PLUS when you swiped your card to prove you were qualified to engage in any particular vice like drinking booze or buying bacon, it would generate a record of your activity to the government so they could make sure you weren’t abusing your privileges…

      • Fourscore

        Would there be a learner’s permit?

      • Not Adahn

        There would be a curriculum designed by the finest minds in the social sciences to ensure you were being taught in a culturally sensitive manner.

      • Sean

        eating nitrate-cured meats, eating meat

        *grabs ak & pops tin of 7N6*

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        The debate is really just centered around “what would be the best method to employ government in said situation”.

      • Caput Lupinum

        Unless you’re willing to go full ancap, that is always the question when debating criminality.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Well said. Let the bugaloo commence

      • wdalasio

        Folks, this was intended as a pointed joke. Ultimately, any system is going to draw on some standard. And, if you’re concern is Top Men devising the exam (and it’s a legitimate one), how do you get around the fact that you’ve got Top Men (judges) doing the case-by-case judging? Age is a lousy standard, and it misses a lot. But, at least it’s a objective standard.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        And again, the case-by-case situation will inevitably result in some form of an “adulting test”, just like there’s the “Lemon Test” and all the other moronic tests that common law courts devise in order for their to be some sort of uniformity in their rulings.

        A simple age of consent law is actually the less government alternative.

      • invisible finger

        “have decided that certain decisions cannot, or rather should not, be made by people that cannot fully grasp the potential ramifications”

        Congress, for example.

    • PieInTheSky

      I believe in most countries those ages are not the same and not viewd as the same…

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Are those the same countries that think Roman Pulanski is the bees knees and Americans are fuddy duddies for frowning on kiddie rape? Are they really the best example for your case?

    • Florida Man

      I disagree. It is like saying a minor can’t go to McDonald’s by themselves because ordering a Big Mac is a contract.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        If you reject the notion that it is a contract any different from purchasing a product then do you also reject paternity acknowledgement? If it’s no different than purchasing a product then isn’t the man’s part of the exchange finished once he has finished?

        We play coy when we reduce sexual relations to simple transactions, but no one actually believes that they’re the same

      • Florida Man

        I don’t see sex as different from any other interaction. All interactions need to be consensual or it’s a violation of the non consenting person’s rights. That is what needs to be litigated, the violation of rights, not a violation of statutes.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Do you actually believe that, though? You see no difference between a thirteen year-old being allowed to sign-up for the military and a thirteen year-old buying a cheese burger?

      • Florida Man

        The military can set its own standards. Why would they want 13 year olds? For the rest it’s a parenting issue more than a legal issue. If your 8 year old is in the bar pounding shooters and smoking blunts, you are a bad parent.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        So, you are honestly contending that you see no problem with a thirteen year-old enlisting in the military? Forget why the military may want to draft thirteen year-olds (I mean they do a lot of drone warfare now so a couple of video game weathered thirteen year-olds may fit right in controlling killer flying robots), it’s a significantly different contractual agreement than buying a cheese burger.

        And I feel that sex, likewise, is significantly different from smoking blunts or drinking. Sex effects two people. Not all sex is without repercussion. Not just pregnancy, but also sexually transmitted disease makes that contractual relationship significantly different from ingesting whatever you want in your own body.

      • Florida Man

        I think policing the world so parents don’t have to raise their children is a bad decision. Hysterical hypotheticals can be used to justify any law.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I just don’t see age of consent laws as some kind of “moral panic” driven endeavor. It just seems logical to me and we all pretty much agree that there are certain things that a ten year-old should not be allowed to do as we might allow an eighteen year-old to do.

      • R C Dean

        there are certain things that a ten year-old should not be allowed to do

        Is it just me, or is it kind of odd that OMWC is sitting this one out?

      • Florida Man

        If a parent is letting a 10 year old go out with 40 year olds, they are a bad parent. If a 10 year old is seeking a sexual relationship they were likely abused. That is already illegal. People get laws passed with extreme cases and it’s alway people are the margins that get punished most.

      • UnCivilServant

        If it’s legal for the 10yo to be engaging in those relationships, you can’t say for certain the abuse laws are still there.

      • Florida Man

        you can’t say for certain the abuse laws are still there.-

        No, that’s like saying if you allow for self defense you have to repeal murder laws.

        My issue is picking hard ages makes an act illegal regardless of consent. It’s legal to have sex with a 60 year old. If she has dementia and is unable to give consent it’s rape. It’s not the age that’s an issue, it’s the lack of consent. Does every sexual encounter have to be litigated? No, only the ones where a victim files a complaint. If 17 yo is happy banging a 21 yo, it’s none of the court’s business.

      • Stillhunter

        It took this long for someone to finally bring up parents and the state removing their responsibilities.

      • R C Dean

        It is like saying a minor can’t go to McDonald’s by themselves because ordering a Big Mac is a contract.

        Its not a crime for a minor to enter into a (commercial) contract. Its that the contract is unenforcable against the minor. Since Big Macs are a cash transaction, enforcability isn’t an issue.

      • Florida Man

        Sex is a one time transaction too…for me. ?

      • R C Dean

        Do you mean “one-time” or “cash”?

        Or both?

      • Florida Man

        The prices always seem to go up after the first taste. I’m not made out of money!

    • leon

      So you’re saying Snowmen can consent?

      • leon

        Don’t stick in in Icy.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’d need writing first, so probably not.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It was in your Mom’s handwriting, Trebek!

    • The Other Kevin

      Stuff like that makes me wonder what other kinds of things people used to do before photos and people writing things down.

      • Bobarian LMD

        They used to bang 13 year olds.

        *Bringing it back on topic*

    • Tundra
  6. kinnath

    The appropriate amount of time having past, now to off-topic . . . . a show I might actually pay to see.

  7. kinnath

    Just the headline at Slate — I wasn’t going to click through.

    HOW TO DO IT

    I Had an Orgasm During a Professional Massage With a Man. Should I Tell My Husband?

    Uh huh.

    • UnCivilServant

      They charge extra for that.

      • leon

        Pretty sure it’s a crime. She should call the cops.

      • UnCivilServant

        And admit to solicitation?

    • AlmightyJB

      Fake news

    • Bobarian LMD

      Should I Tell My Husband?

      According to some internet documentaries I saw, you should make him watch while it happens again.

  8. grrizzly

    I liked the pro-age-of-consent argument even though I tend to find the age of consent laws too often arbitrary. It’s possible that we’re more likely to discuss more controversial cases when the age of consent laws seem to be particularly unjust.

    Or maybe the fox picture that I saw while reading the pro argument pushed me in its favor.

  9. AlmightyJB

    There is also the point of vigilantism. Not that there’s inherently wrong with seeking ones own justice. And maybe daddy castrating the creepy old dude that banged daddy’s little girl is better anyways. Of course wasn’t that long ago when a single 16 yo was an old maid.

  10. kinnath

    This is just part of a larger question of why people are different before they reach the age of majority.

    Until you reach the age of majority . . .

    – you can’t vote in elections

    – you can’t sign a contract without parental consent

    – you can’t get a drivers license without parental consent

    – you can’t get married without parental consent

    – you can’t get an abortion without parental consent . . . . oops, well some places you can

    – you can’t fuck without parental consent . . . oops, well some places you can

    When you reach the age of majority you can

    – buy a house

    – buy a car

    – get married

    – buy alcohol . . . . oops, not really

    – buy tobacco . . . . oops, not really

    I don’t like age of consent laws because they’re arbitrary and lead to many cases of injustice.

    On the other hand, middle aged people having sex with tweens seems abusive to me.

  11. Not Adahn

    Re: Playa’s link to Robbie Soave yesterday,

    Isn’t it telling that when Robbie wanted a piece of art from the glory days of HyR, he knew he had to turn to the Glibs?

    • UnCivilServant

      I must have missed it. What’s the context?

      • Not Adahn

        Robby was on the twitters asking for a copy of Injun’s Downfall meme, and he atted WeGlibs.

      • UnCivilServant

        He should have come to the comment section here.

        Not because it would be more effective, but because it would be entertaining.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I don’t know about others, but I think Fruit Sushi got a bad rap a lot of times. It would be hilarious to have him write an article about how he learned to change a tire posted on Glibs.

      • WTF

        My main problem with Fruit Sushi was all of his knee-jerk “to be sure” nonsense. But he was one of the least bad at TOS.

      • Drake

        It reached the point where all I got out his articles were his virtue signals.

      • UnCivilServant

        I recall the criticism was the prevarication, to be sure.

      • kinnath

        Sushi never saw a solid libertarian argument that he couldn’t wimp out on in the end. It became grating toward the end.

        Shikka was a fucking idiot who always got it wrong. Always.

      • JD is Unemployed

        I have a lot of respect for Robby going up in front of congress and having to endure the haranguing by “academics” screeching about how he is an alt right nazi because he happened to interview Richard Spencer for his book, in which he strongly criticizes Richard Spencer. But you know, he did interview the guy, so LITTTEERRALLLY HHIIITTLLLEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR1111111111111111111111111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneonelevenoneoneoneonehundredeleven

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Yeah and he voiced his opposition to the notion of “hate crime laws”. I can’t imagine anyone else at TOS even whispering that before Congress. Not to mention all the grief he got for pointing out the bullshit narrative around the Covington Catholic fiasco.

        He is a single balled man in a universe of eunuchs. And I respect his one tiny shriveled ball.

      • R C Dean

        Robby got on my “meh” list for never, ever using the name of the UVA rape fraudster. Thereby supporting the narrative that she was a victim.

        At least I think that was Robby. They all kind of blur together in my rearview mirror.

      • Raven Nation

        Robbie also took down the Rolling Stone UVA rape story.

      • Not Adahn

        And he did it without having a journalisming degree from Columbia!

      • PieInTheSky

        bad rap was often deserved he had some shit points

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Undoubtedly true that he had his own fair share of shit points.

        I just mean on the whole, in comparison to his peers, he wasn’t too bad and was sometimes good.

        I’ve been guilty of being overly critical of him before

      • Not Adahn

        That would have required effort on his part. Twitting is something he was doing anyway.

      • R C Dean

        Searching would have required fewer keystrokes (although likely more brainpower) than twitting about it.

      • Not Adahn

        Twitter is love. Twitter is life.

      • JD is Unemployed

        Some university prof/tutor/TA/something got the boot because they showed a Downfall meme. Apparently someone made a Downfall meme about Rico being late with the links over on HnR way back when, and so Robby asked Glibs via Twatter if they could help him find the video, which several people here managed to do by searching “robby late with pm links” or something, on the youtube, which “journalist” Soave apparently hadn’t thought to do.

      • JD is Unemployed

        oh ffs my dang computer took so long to refresh that and now I will go away

      • UnCivilServant

        To be sure, we still appreciate the effort.

      • Timeloose

        Took me all of 5 seconds. I remember seeing this back then.

  12. R C Dean

    Well argued, gentlemen. I think you both got to the basic issue – the tension between consistency in application of the law (an arbitrary but known age of consent), and “justice” in the individual case, which entails at least the risk of different outcomes on similar facts. There’s no lay-down winning argument here. My main beef with current statutory rape laws (as noted above) is that they are strict liability laws, which I don’t like for criminal laws. Absent that, I tend toward age of consent. I think. If it comes down to who do you distrust the least, legislatures or prosecutors and courts, man, that’s a toughie.

    • Not Adahn

      Justice = Equal Outcome is in tension with Justice = Response Matches the Action.

      Or, Fairness v. Karma

    • invisible finger

      Age of consent laws seemed to be the slippery slope for every other bullshit age-restricting law. Of which the USA has a shit ton, and Europe not as many. And even if one were to take Pie’s reasonable approach of puberty and apply a reasonable “age” to it – as had been the case in the past – it just opened up further escalation of the age for other liberty-restricting reasons. The longer you authoritatively delay real personal liberty/responsibility, the more likely people will be afraid of such concepts as they live longer without them.

      • R C Dean

        finger makes a reasonable point I had not considered before.

        GIT ‘IM!

    • kinnath

      I posted that above, but apparently no one is interested in what I am willing to pay to see.

      • R C Dean

        I am missing a fair number of comments, on account of having an older version of Monocle which won’t update.

        I am debating whether to sign up for Disney+ just to watch it. Mrs. Dean is not opposed to Star Wars, so I just might.

      • kinnath

        Someone posted a link to Critical Drinker over the weekend I think. I think his response was “It’s Ok I guess”.

        Look up the review. It’s very good.

  13. Fourscore

    I tried to put my 16 year old self in the position of being ‘chosen’ by an attractive (a 3 or 4) female school teacher. What would I have done? The answer came quickly, like a 16 year old. I would have allowed myself to be abused, time after time, and kept my mouth shut. Since it never happened I didn’t have to make that decision.

    • UnCivilServant

      being ‘chosen’ by an attractive (a 3 or 4) female school teacher

      3 or 4 four… out of 10?

      • R C Dean

        “16 year old”.

      • UnCivilServant

        At least go for median.

      • Fourscore

        I went to a small school, teachers had tenure…

    • Akira

      I had a couple of hot teachers when I was serving my K-12 sentence…

      One of them was a 20-something blonde chick; she looked so young that a lot of people mistook her for a student.

      Another one was maybe early 30s brunette with a nice thicc figure and ample jugs. One time, my friend and I were discussing her hotness. I said I’d nail her any day, and he sat and pondered it for a while. As he was sitting there pondering, the teacher walked up behind him to get something out of a cabinet. He said out loud, “Yea, I’d totally fuck Ms. _____”. She fucking looked at him with the most shocked, offended, and disgusted expression ever, but eventually just walked away and nothing ever came of it (not that he told me, anyway).

  14. leon

    Man i love listening to the floor debates from my state legislature. When they get really riled up there are always arguments where someone makes a point i would make, but in a sneering “What kind of moron would think that”. Case in point, one legislator (arguing against a bill to make holding your phone while driving a misdemeanor and primary traffic infraction), argued that people were not going to stop if the didn’t care already, so what was the point? Well then another Rep got up and said “Well maybe we shouldn’t make any laws then, what is the point if people won’t choose to do the right thing?” Then she went on about how the purpose of the laws were to change peoples behavior. I wonder if she thinks everyone is ready to murder their neighbors and rob banks, but it’s only the laws that are keeping the hordes at bay.

    • Rhywun

      Man i love listening to the floor debates from my state legislature.

      You’re a very strange person.

      • UnCivilServant

        Isn’t that a given for this particular set of persons?

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Sex is a very fundamental, and therefore very powerful thing. People are as psychologically damaged by rape and abuse as they are by extreme violence. Children cannot protect themselves, and therefore need to be protected from sexual abuse.

    This (common and widespread) argument always sounds, to me, like, “We must protect children from their own sexuality.” As if that is possible.

    Too much Adam-and-Eve-got-kicked-out-of-Paradise-for-filthy-nasty-urges for my liking.

    • UnCivilServant

      Their age appropriate partners for that are their peers, not someone with a substantial amount of authority over them.

      • Bobarian LMD

        A teacher should be fired and/or publicly censured for inappropriate relationships with a student.

        That’s like a President banging an intern.

      • Not Adahn

        If you weren’t willing to get on your knees for Bill, you didn’t support abortion rights.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, since I oppose killing the unborn… Easy choice.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      Not all sex is without repercussion. Not just pregnancy, but also sexually transmitted disease makes that contractual relationship significantly different from ingesting whatever you want in your own body. We are pretending as if eliminating age of consent for purchasing cigarettes is the same as eliminating the age of consent for sexual relations, when we all know it’s not the same.

      I once knew a girl in high school who at sixteen was dating a twenty-five year-old. She was…well…very developed for her age and “mature” enough to the satisfaction of a twenty-five year-old. She never brought him around, because we all said that we would kick his ass if he came around. Long story short, at the age of seventeen, after her and dude stopped dating, she found out that she had herpes.

      • kinnath

        Nothing in life is without repercussion

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        True. But, I’m not convinced that a sixteen year-old, let alone someone younger, has the mental capacity to understand the repercussions.

      • kinnath

        I’ve seen recent college grads that were nearly incapable of surviving in the real world.

        And I see 16 year olds buying breakfast in the local McDonald’s that are negotiating significant business deals on their cell phones regarding the family farm.

        People tend to mature when they are required to mature.

      • R C Dean

        And I see 16 year olds buying breakfast in the local McDonald’s that are negotiating significant business deals on their cell phones

        *nods*

        regarding the family farm

        Suuure. The “family farm”.

        Good opsec, though, I’ll give them that.

      • UnCivilServant

        Look, networking the weed sales counts as agricultural product distribution.

      • kinnath

        Getting hay delivered and getting a water buffalo moved around.

        Interesting code words I guess.

      • Tundra

        ^^THIS^^

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        “People tend to mature when they are required to mature.”

        On average, though, a ten year-old, for instance, lacks the mental faculties to mature to the point of a twenty-one year-old simply based upon life experience. It’s easier to quibble over age of consent between sixteen and twenty year-olds, generally, but it gets a little dicey when we start pretending as if pre-pubescent children can be as mature as an eighteen year-old should be.

      • kinnath

        I said above I don’t like age of consent laws because they’re arbitrary and lead to many cases of injustice. On the other hand, middle aged people having sex with tweens seems abusive to me.

        The crude formula 1/2 your age plus 7 actually solves the “ick factor” for many interactions.

        I don’t want a 12 year old to be labelled a sex offender for life for playing doctor with a 10 year old.

        But, I’d consider taking my chances with a jury and the shooting a 21 year old that messed with my 10 year old daughter.

        The current legal standards are utter crap, but I don’t have a solid alternative to offer up.

      • invisible finger

        “On average, though, a ten year-old, for instance, lacks the mental faculties to mature to the point of a twenty-one year-old simply based upon life experience.”

        Are you using a biological study for those stats or a social study? Because the socialist bent of a society is going to dumb down ten year olds much more than a free society would. So you’re letting the arrested development of a socialist 10-year old be your standard.

      • Florida Man

        But, I’d consider taking my chances with a jury and the shooting a 21 year old that messed with my 10 year old daughter-

        Where is your 10 yo meeting 21 yo? Why is she being left alone with grown strange men when she is a child?

      • kinnath

        Where is your 10 yo meeting 21 yo?

        No kids huh?

        There is no such thing as 24/7 visibility with school aged kids. They are out of your sight for extended periods of time.

      • Florida Man

        No kids huh?-

        Nope. Seems like to do it properly it’s too much work.

  16. kinnath

    Teens driving cars kill more teens than teens having sex.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      I can see this line of argumentation quickly devolving into talk of gun control or dietary restrictions

      • UnCivilServant

        No 13-yo should be allowed to buy a Big Mac-10

      • Rebel Scum

        And high-capacity fries.

      • Not Adahn

        “No one needs more than seven fries to hunt a deer!”

        -David Dinkum

      • R C Dean

        But every 13 year old boy comes with a factory-installed thing that goes up!

        Outlaw males. Its the only solution.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s because there’s not enough room in the backseat to move out of the front.

      • leon

        Damnit…

    • leon

      Driving your car while in the backseat is pretty dangerous tho…

  17. CampingInYourPark

    OT:

    I have a plumbing/legal question for you Tulpae:

    A couple of weekends ago I rented a place at the beach for a few days.
    On the second night of our stay(about 30 hours into it with a party of 3 adults), the sewer backed up into the second floor of our rental and I contacted the owner who had a plumber come by to look at the issue.
    The plumber says the clog in the line is due to baby wipes being flushed down the toilet and we do have some in the bathroom at the rental. I don’t use them. My wife uses them for makeup or something and assures me she knows better than to flush them. So, the owner is asking us to reimburse them for the cost of the plumber. Normally, if I knew it was something I was responsible for I would have no problem with that request, but my wife has been adamant, after several attempts to get her to ‘fess up that she hasn’t flushed any wipes.
    So, the questions are: Is it possible for that much water to back up after such a small amount of time because of a couple of baby wipes? If it were you deciding if we were liable or not, would the fact that we owned baby wipes be enough to meet the preponderance of evidence of liability? Couldn’t the flush have just as easily been done by someone before we arrived?

    • UnCivilServant

      The volume of water depends entirely on how much has gone down the pipe. Is there another unit in the building? If not, the clog was there for a while.

      • CampingInYourPark

        It’s a 3 story house with the bottom floor reserved for the owners, who were not present.

      • Fourscore

        Was it overflowing on the bottom floor as well, suggesting the blockage was past the bottom floor? If so hard to say what/when the blockage had occurred. If it was between the first and second your position is not so strong.

        Its a cost of doing business, landlord should just bite it. You can Yelp, maybe.

      • CampingInYourPark

        The wording from the plumber is “clean main line from outside cleanout to city main”. This is on the ground floor and the rental is the top 2 floors.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did he actually extract wipes from the clog, or did he see the wipes and jump to conclusions?

      • CampingInYourPark

        The plumbers “report” says a couple of wipes were in the line when they inspected it with a camera.

        I wasn’t there when he did it. I had no reason to be concerned at the time since it was being taken care of.
        The photos of the aftermath does look like shredded wipes or plastic, and a lot of it.

      • Fourscore

        So could have been caused by any of the 3 floor parties or an accumulation over time. I had my kitchen sink drain clog after 25 years, just a build up of grease. Fortunately I could get it cleaned up my self.

        Sounds to me like you have a good case not to pay.

    • CampingInYourPark

      If the flush were done by someone under 18 should they be held liable?

    • R C Dean

      My first question before getting into any kind of dispute is: how much is at stake?

      • CampingInYourPark

        A little over $400.

      • R C Dean

        Enough to argue about, then.

        would the fact that we owned baby wipes be enough to meet the preponderance of evidence

        Sounds like its too late to show the owner that your wife actually throws them in the trash. At this point, there’s probably little admissable evidence either way. The owner can meet the burden of production – testimony that baby wipes caused the problem, your admission that you brought them into the building. The denial (true or not) that your wife flushed them honestly strikes me as insufficient to prevail.

        Offer half.

      • CampingInYourPark

        AIRBnB has their own arbitration process, so I haven’t been taken to court, yet. They’ve suggested I settle for $300.

    • Sean

      Liable? Absolutely not. Tell that guy to pound sand.

      If you had a toddler throw half a container in and flush ’em? Yeah, i could see your culpability.

      Easily could have been previous occupants, or the owners, or just bad luck and the reason is made up.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Were the baby wipes provided by the owner as furnishings? And are they marked as flushable?

      • CampingInYourPark

        No, they belong to my wife.

    • Bobarian LMD

      If it backed up at the toilet, (meaning the toilet overflowed) then it’s likely on you. It only takes one flush and a stuck flapper for it to turn into armageddon.

      If it backed up everywhere, like the shower and the downstairs then proximity is moved away from you and less provable/liable.

      • CampingInYourPark

        It backed up into the showers as well. This is why I was asking about such a large volume of water caused be 3 people.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It is still possible that you are the culprit, because the water from the upstairs tenant would have been obstructed at the same juncture that you were obstructed and you got their waste as well as your own.

        But it is also possible that the plumber saw the wipes in the bathroom and blamed them, without actually seeing what was really the problem. If he ran a snake, the actual clog tends to get washed away.

        Water coming up in your shower means the main line was plugged above the first floor.

      • CampingInYourPark

        It is still possible that you are the culprit, because the water from the upstairs tenant would have been obstructed at the same juncture that you were obstructed and you got their waste as well as your own.

        We were the upstairs tenant. We occupied the top 2 floors and the ground floor was off limits…reserved for the owner. The sewer was backed up into the 2nd floor…never reaching the top floor and the clog was remedied on the ground floor in the main line to the city main connection.

      • Sean

        I’m confident you, your wife, and your friend are familiar with toilets and how to work them. Don’t let this guy put his plumbing problems on you. Also, giving in leaves you in the position of letting this jackwagon effectively calling your wife a liar.

        To me, the $400 is worth fighting, especially since you did nothing wrong.

      • CampingInYourPark

        I tend to agree with you. I do see some advantage in making it go away by offering half as Mr. Dean suggested though. As much as I sort of like civil court, I have better things to do.

      • CampingInYourPark

        I guess I’m wondering how much water it takes to fill up 2 whole floors of a house. Seems like a lot of water to be generated by 3 people in basically one night.

      • UnCivilServant

        What diameter are the drains?

      • CampingInYourPark

        I don’t know. It looked like typical plumbing to me.
        I actually had the same type of question and asked for schematics from the owner to ensure there was no other way possible for this to happen.

      • UnCivilServant

        Also, we don’t know exactly where the clog was.

        Since nothing was leaking on the first floor (else you’d never have it in the shower), it was probably above the pipes for the first floor, reducing the volume needed to fill the drain.

      • Fourscore

        Because the water wasn’t draining very well due to the plug in the line. Seems like the first floor would have over flowed first, then keep on backing up to the second/third floor but with the first floor seeing a lot of water.

      • CampingInYourPark

        I have no idea what happened on the first floor since we didn’t have access to it. I know the clog was remedied on the line between the house and the city main, so one would think the bottom floor was hit pretty hard.

      • CampingInYourPark

        Sorry, I’m interchanging bottom floor with first floor.

      • R C Dean

        one would think the bottom floor was hit pretty hard.

        If that’s the case, then $200 is a cheap exit. Get a release.

      • UnCivilServant

        With the $ amount, I’m convinced the clog is above the bottom floor and there was no flooding there,

      • Bobarian LMD

        The water normally comes out of the lowest hole (toilet/drain) before the clog. But the water that comes out can come from every source uphill from the clog.

        Was there actually any damage/flooding in the bottom floor?

        Since we’re really talking about filling the pipes inside the house (2″ or 3″ diameter), it doesn’t take a lot of water to cause a problem.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Yep. A single shower or two can fill the water lines inside a house.

        Camping, my wife has clogged water lines twice with baby wipes and it takes way more than a single weekend to do so. It’s likely those are older wipes someone else flushed that just got snagged on a tree root or abrasion in the line and had nothing to do with the clog.

    • Mojeaux

      So.

      Having had a wee bit of experience with plumbing issues, I will offer this:

      A backup that bad does not happen woth a few baby wipes. It doesn’t even happen with a Kotex or two.

      It happens woth years of shit being run down the drain.

      The last plumbing issue we had was a clog that was a knot of long black hair shoved way way down in a stack.

      We have lived here 14 years.

      NONE of us have black hair, long or otherwise. My trusty plumber assured us (becauseI was blaming my son) that it was very old, very deep, and very compacted.

      No way did a few baby wipes do that.

      My money says he knows about the problem and is using this to get the bill covered.

  18. PieInTheSky

    A future debate should be on changing not having sex.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why would you wear that?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because you like getting your ass kicked?

      • Fourscore

        Che t-shirt was dirty

      • Akira

        There’s a stage that some teenagers go through where they want to offend and shock as many people as possible and don’t really care about the message of what they’re doing. As long as it gets parents, teachers, and popular kids mad at them, it’s a success.

        I’ve been there before, then I got slightly less dumb and grew out of it.

      • Not Adahn

        That cries out to have a Three Wolf Moon version of that made.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I had never seen that Downfall thing before. Holy moly that was awesome.

    • Tundra

      Lol!

      That’s awesome! Thanks, Mad!

    • pistoffnick

      Where does the smoke come out of?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Question: If put liquid in this glass will it start smoking?
        Answer: Hi, Interesting question. No, no smoke.
        By CafePress SELLER on October 16, 2017

    • pistoffnick

      And does it leak (mark it’s territory) all over your table?

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Not all sex is without repercussion.

    I don’t think anyone is claiming that. Doing (foolish) things for thrills is part of growing up. Climbing trees, jumping off bridges, riding your bicycle too fast down a blind hiking trail, saying something insulting to somebody you have never seen before, fondling that cute girl who sits in the front of the classroom and knows all the answers….

    All of those things *can* have repercussions. Sometimes, they do.

    *shrugs*

    • R C Dean

      fondling that cute girl who sits in the front of the classroom and knows all the answers

      Oddly specific, Brooks.

      • UnCivilServant

        A 2 or a 3, but Brooks was 16 and needed to pass, and she wanted the attention.

      • Rebel Scum

        One regrets all of the breasts one does not grab.

      • UnCivilServant

        No. No, some of those are pretty skanky, and a bunch are actually moobs.

      • Tundra

        That used to be a thing in middle school. I can only imagine the repercussions today.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Geraldo Rivera✔
    @GeraldoRivera

    Supporters of @realDonaldTrump have to have the guts to tell him this war is a stupid idea.

    I believe Trump has explicitly stated his desire to avoid war.

  22. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    https://www.city-journal.org/howard-stern#.XhTDd6je_Ks.twitter

    OT: Howard Stern Pretty Much Sucks Now

    FTA:

    In any event, this latest round of interviews made for a sad spectacle. A great entertainer was disowning the best part of his oeuvre; a former rebel leader was bowing to the king to win favor at court; a master at skewering high-level hypocrisy had gone over to the other side. “You’ve gone from filth merchant to talk of the town,” Jimmy Kimmel told him in October. Stern’s opening commentaries on the interviews in his new book seem designed to make old fans wince: he considers Madonna “a kindred spirit,” calls Stephen Colbert “very evolved and emotionally connected,” praises Rosie O’Donnell for her “wisdom and graciousness,” applauds Lena Dunham for her “wisdom” and “understanding,” and touts Gwyneth Paltrow’s “humanity.” When Amy Schumer recalls the time her boyfriend touched her without explicit permission and hesitates to call it rape, Stern insists that it was, and concludes by saying, “I want to apologize for all men.” He even manages to work in a sympathetic word for Christine Blasey Ford. And the references to his own “personal growth” keep on coming. After a while, he sounds like someone who’s joined a cult.

    Stern’s transformation reached its apotheosis when, on December 4, he welcomed Hillary Clinton into his studio for more than two hours. Even for a longtime fan who’d watched Stern’s persona shift over the years, I found the man who interviewed Hillary barely recognizable. Finally he was the shock jock he had always been accused of being—because his relentless flattery of the former First Lady was truly shocking. It was as if he were determined to prove that he could fawn over Hillary more fervently than her most ardent supporter. “My fantasy,” he told her, “was not only to meet you but to tell you what a hero you are to me. . . . You had the expertise I wanted in a president. . . . I wanted you to be president so bad.” He’d thought that hers would be “a spectacular presidency” because “she cares,” because she knew everything and everyone, and because she had “devoted her life to public service.” He agreed with her that Trump’s presidency has been a disaster and that Trump represents an existential threat to America. Once a hero of free speech, Stern criticized Facebook for not censoring Trump fans enough; one of Hillary’s problems in 2016, Stern told her, was that she had been “too truthful.”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I won’t throw bologna at your ass and you won’t kill me, cool?

    • Rebel Scum

      “I want to apologize for all men.”

      Fuck. Off. That’s not how people interact sexually. Go until she says “no”.

    • R C Dean

      That is nauseating. I never really listened to him, just not my thing, but that’s just appalling.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        I never really listened to him, myself, but the first time I ever heard the word “libertarian” was from my uncle who was a big Howard Stern fan back in the day (also Steve Dahl fan from before then).

        Anyone remember when Stern floated with running for governor or mayor or something in the LP? Even now, newly woke Stern would still be better than Bill Weld, somehow

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Howard Stern Apologist is born.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Haha

      • Rhywun

        I did, every morning, for years. Trust me that this is a complete 180.

      • Chipwooder

        Yep, same here. He’s exactly the kind of person he used to mock mercilessly, and his lame explanation is he’s “grown”. Whatever. The show sucks ass now.

    • Chipwooder

      As a longtime former Stern fan, I agree with every word of that. What made Howard great back in the day was his irreverence, his ability to puncture overinflated egos, and his disdain and mockery of celebrity culture.

      He’s just a Hollywood kissass now. There hasn’t been a reason to listen to him in well over a decade.

    • Rebel Scum

      “too truthful.”

      This whole paragraph is a steaming pile but I would like to point out that “Clinton” and “truthful” do not belong in the same sentence together.

      • UnCivilServant

        It would be truthful to say that Clinton is a liar.

    • Bobarian LMD

      When Anthony Cumia got fired from Sirius for being who they paid him to be, and Stern defended the decision, he was dead to me.

      So was Sirius.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Cumia’s show is pretty funny on Compound Media. Dave Landau is an underrated comedian.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Oddly specific, Brooks.

    Unrequited lust, unfortunately. The scars run deep.

    And I didn’t want her for the answers. I knew them, already.

  24. Chipwooder

    Kids are going to have sex with each other. That’s just human nature, and while I personally hope that my kids take things slow due to the many possible pitfalls, I am realistic enough to realize that there’s a good chance they won’t.

    It shouldn’t be with adults, though. That’s not a level playing field. Yes, a handful of teenagers might be mature enough to understand the complexity of emotions that sex tends to bring about, but those are the rare exceptions.

    • R C Dean

      Current statutory rape laws are an incoherent mess. OTOH, you (generally) have strict liability for adults. OTOH, you (generally) have exceptions for minors who are close in age. I see no way to reconcile those on a principled basis. Its like they were written by soccer moms, who suddenly realized that their dream of jackbooting anybody who touched their precious snookums meant their own kid might get the jackboot.

      • invisible finger

        ” Its like they were written by soccer moms”

        There’s no “like” about it.

      • Chipwooder

        Why isn’t it principled to hold adults to a different standard than minors? Many laws do.

      • R C Dean

        I’m looking for a principled basis for saying banging a 14 year old is a strict liability crime, unless you are 16.

        The first is based on the presumption that she can’t consent, period, and banging her is so beyond the pale that we basically won’t allow a defense other than mistaken identity for the defendant. How does that not apply when you are 16? We don’t let 16 year olds walk for other “crimes”, much less strict liability crimes which are justified as being indefensible under any circumstances?

        Where we have leniency for minors, its based on their lack of judgment, mens rea, etc. But that’s not a defense to statutory rape.

      • robc

        What about using the x/2+7 rules for those under 18?

        Under 14 is verboten. 18+ is okay. 14-18 is a sliding scale from 14-22 for the older partner.

      • R C Dean

        That’s fine, but that’s getting the age limits. My problem is with the combination of strict liability for some and exceptions for others.

      • robc

        Is there a category of almost, but not quite, strict liability?

      • R C Dean

        You could tweak it by allowing an affirmative defense of some kind or by saying its presumed that the perp knew she was underage but that presumption can be rebutted. But neither of those is really consistent with strict liability, which is basically “you do X, you are guilty, we don’t care about any other facts”.

      • invisible finger

        “14-18 is a sliding scale from 14-22 for the older partner.”

        This seems stupid to me. It basically says someone between the age of 14-18 is only capable of making a reasonable decision based on SOMEONE ELSE’S age. Just because you find it distasteful that a 15 year old is having sex with a 28 year old is no reason to codify into law that the 15 year old is incapable of reasonable consent.

        If you don’t want someone using a position of authority to take advantage of someone, the remedy is to not have the position of authority. And we know we’re talking about teachers and teenagers. But this was hardly ever a problem when compulsory education stopped at 8th grade. I had old enough relatives (since deceased) that were teenagers marrying people in their late 20’s and nobody thought it was creepy. Then when the labor unions and urban progressives tried to restrict the supply of workers by calling for an extension of the compulsory schooling age (economics) it opened the door for this kind of behavior (biology). One hundred years ago a 13 year old was EXPECTED to make life decisions about their future and it’s urban progressives that have since infantilized people to the point that 20-year olds aren’t even expected to. (The AOC – heh – is 21 in Washington state.)

  25. wdalasio

    I just mean on the whole, in comparison to his peers, he wasn’t too bad and was sometimes good.

    You know, I see Robby as almost the basis for a tragic figure. His instincts were pretty good. A lot of times, he could tell something was dreadfully wrong. But, he’s never been able to make that leap from what he’s been inculcated with and lived with his whole life. In the literary version, that destroys him.

    • R C Dean

      There’s something to this. I could see an internal struggle, a tragic flaw, that handicapped him.

    • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

      Fair point. I would also add that I think Robby is a tragic figure, because he pretty much fucked over his job opportunities by not following the media hysteria surrounding VA rape hoax, Covington Catholic hysterics, and most recently the “OMG- those cadets are doing racist hand signs and I’ve never played that game before growing-up, because I had no friends” madness.

      At best Robby will get cycled through to another Koch outlet, maybe slumming at at a less ritzy, but libertarian publication or if he’s really lucky some conservative publication where he gets to play contrarian.

      If there is one thing that “journalists” can’t accept is being shown to be fools and Robby has exposed that a couple times, so there’s no NYT or WaPo parachute for him that certainly exists for the Kochatarians at TOS who never question the narrative.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        by not following the media hysteria surrounding VA rape hoax, Covington Catholic hysterics

        I thought he had, somewhat. He’s on Kennedy often, as well as Tucker. And give him a break; he’s young still.

  26. "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/06/politics/lincoln-chafee-presidential-run-2020-libertarian/index.html?utm_content=2020-01-07T00%3A25%3A07&utm_source=twCNNp&utm_term=image&utm_medium=social

    “Lincoln Chafee files to run for president as a libertarian”

    If you want to run liberal Republicans who are terrible on individual rights (as liberal Republicans have always been- the worst of both worlds) then by all means start the “Liberal Republican Party”, but stop embarrassing yourselves by claiming that these candidates you are running have any policy even remotely resembling “liberty”.

    • robc

      I thought the worst of both worlds were Blue dog democrats.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        Same thing, different letter after their name.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        What I like about Chafee is that the dude is dead on arrival. Johnson got to skate by two times, because he was mainly just terrible on foreign policy (How terribly, you ask? Well the Weekly Standard praised his foreign policy during the 2012 run, so pretty terrible.) and a coward on most other issues when pressed. A lot of libertarians can look past the terrible foreign policy, especially since there are Objectivists and other flavor of libertarian who are more supportive of a hawkish foreign policy (or at least not as dovish of a foreign policy as Rothbardians, for example).

        However, Chafee is terrible on guns and I can’t imagine many libertarians looking past that. (How terrible was Chafee on guns? He was a favorite of gun control groups who supported his campaigns, so pretty terrible).

      • Ted S.

        It depends on how many members Sarwark has been able to import into the LP.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or run off.

      • "Tulsi Gabbard Apologist"

        True.

  27. R C Dean

    Voter fraud? What voter fraud?

    In 378 U.S. counties, voter registration rates exceed 100% of the adult population, meaning there are more voter registrations on file than the total voting-age population, according to a new analysis by the conservative watchdog group Judicial Watch.

    Last year, Los Angeles County settled a lawsuit and agreed to clean up its voter rolls after Judicial Watch revealed that it had 1.6 million more voter registrations on file than the eligible voting population in the county. As of last year, the entire state of California had a voter registration rate of 101%.

    It doesn’t appear that California counties have fixed the problem. San Diego County removed 500,000 voter registrations from its rolls last year following Los Angeles’ settlement, but according to Judicial Watch’s analysis of federal data, San Diego still has a registration rate of 117% – one of the highest in the country.

    • robc

      Have you voted in last 4 years? No — removed.

      it doesn’t entirely solve the problem, but it would be a good start.

      • kbolino

        Registration every year. If you haven’t registered in the last twelve months, you don’t get to vote. You shouldn’t get to keep voting fraudulently just because you do it regularly.

    • Caput Lupinum

      The four counties singled out by Judicial Watch in Pennsylvania – Allegheny, Chester, Bucks, and Delaware

      Not Philadelphia county? Also surprised they don’t have Montgomery on the list.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I would be surprised if Philadelphia cooperated with any investigation into their voter rolls at all.

      • Caput Lupinum

        Fair point.

  28. Rebel Scum

    Cocaine Mitch

    McConnell has locked down sufficient backing in his 53-member caucus to pass a blueprint for the trial that leaves the question of seeking witnesses and documents until after opening arguments are made, according to multiple senators.

    That framework would mirror the contours of President Bill Clinton’s trial and ignore Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s demands for witnesses and new evidence at the outset.

    No final decision has been made to move forward with a partisan approach, but in a brief interview, McConnell said he would address the possibility of spurning Democrats on Tuesday afternoon. He’s already won key backing from the handful of Republican swing votes heading into the trial.

    • R C Dean

      Why a “partisan approach” is bad in the Senate, but totes OK in the House, is an exercise for the reader.

      • Rebel Scum

        “Democrats good. Republicans bad.”

    • Ted S.

      The issue is OrangeManBad.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “My daughter was telling me, ‘Please don’t speak Farsi. Maybe if you don’t speak Farsi they won’t take you,’” said Hekmati. ”This is not OK.”

      So you and your husband come from an autocratic theocracy shithole and your kid is worried about you being taken in the US? Maybe some self examination is in order.

      • Ted S.

        I don’t think her daughter was saying that at all.

      • R C Dean

        How long were they detained for questioning? Were any arrested/denied entry?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Up to 2.5 hours.

        Only one white family passed through the area while they were there, she said, and that family was allowed to leave within minutes.

        Uh, more than likely those Iranian families are white also. Certainly if they identify as Persian.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rereading, I see elsewhere up 11 hours for a LPR.

      • R C Dean

        Another family they were traveling with was similarly detained, and they said they saw about two dozen other families — all of Iranian descent — in the same waiting area, Hekmati said. Only one white family passed through the area while they were there, she said, and that family was allowed to leave within minutes.

        She looks pretty white, to me.

        And I see they were detained for about 5 hours, which would suck, but allowed in.

        This little tidbit stuck out, also:

        asked her husband about the military service he was required to perform in Iran as a young man

        Really, though, if they are citizens, then I don’t think we should be putting them through anything unusual on entry to the country. Non-citizens? Sure.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Assuming he’s the same age as her, that military service was post-Iranian revolution. Given the potential current threats, his past history, and a pattern of travel outside the country, it wouldn’t be out of bounds to re-examine whether there was a ongoing connection to Iran.

      • UnCivilServant

        How do we know it’s a bad copy?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I believe they’re also still flying F-14s as well.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, they failed to copy the F-14s? Okay, it probably is a bad copy.

    • Fourscore

      One does not need to have been born in Iran to get the questioning mill at the US/Canadian border. My old, and I mean old, fishing partners must have looked particularly dangerous with our fishing equipment, dirty clothes and a week’s worth of whiskers when we returned to the US side. I was not a happy guy running the interrogation gauntlet.

      • UnCivilServant

        Am I the only guy who’s managed to cross that border without much hassle?

    • Ted S.

      And five years since the death of Rod Taylor.

  29. Mojeaux

    I don’t know what my opinion is. I didn’t know befre this debate and I still don’t know.

    What I am is a mother in the toxic thrall of her feelz, trying to mitigate freak influences for my kids that we didn’t have back in the day. Add innate character issues, mental illness, physical illness, and a pharmacy of drugs they’re on and I’m a wreck.

    Teenagers having sex, or at least experimenting, is normal, I agree. I am erfectly phlegmatic about other people’s children. I am not in the least bit phlegmatic about MY kids doing it.

    My libertarianism apparently stops at the threshold of my front door.

    • R C Dean

      “My libertarianism apparently stops at the threshold of my front door.”

      Since I doubt you are a government, I don’t think it actually does.