Do Not Say A Word

by | Feb 29, 2020 | Beer, Reviews | 488 comments

Monday, 21 February 2020, 0515 CDT

“….there’s no tone.  I’m supposed to leave a message after the tone? Hey mex!  Its Swiss.  I need you to do something.  Call me back at your next convenience. You know the number.

[Unintelligible]Goddamn it.  I hit the headset button, why isn’t this hanging up?

Tuesday 22 February 2020, 0515 CST

”Hey Mex!  Its Swiss.  Call me back.  You know my numb—-“

Tuesday 25 February 2020, 0518 CDT

 “[Unintelligible] Mex!  Your voicemail sucks, and my [unintelligible] receptionist is quarantined by the Indian government.  Call me back damnit!”

Wednesday 26 February 2020, 0515 CDT

 “Mex!  You can’t run from us!  We’ll call everyone we have to to get a hold of you. We’ll [unintelligible] send STEVE SMITH to get your dog [unintelligible] again, you full well what I’m capable of —“

Wednesday 26 February 2020, 0517 CDT

Mex! Its Swiss!  [Unintelligible] your [unintelligible] voicemail!  Write something about the damn debates last week.  Everyone is cashing in on it and we want in!

…and write about a Radler.  Steigl or GTFO.”

Damnit.

This is my review of Moosehead Grapefruit Radler.

The debate last week was ridiculous.  Mostly a bunch of idiots trying to pile on an octogenarian bolshevik.  There was also a gay man that can’t pass a Turing test, some lady from Minnesota, a VP that stopped bleeding from his eyes or, bleeding from his whatever.

Then there was my personal favorite:  Senator Moral Scold made Bloomberg look like an ass.  He sort of had it coming, really.

The issue at hand is Bloomberg’s tendency to have former employees sign Non-Disclosure Agreements.  Nobody really knows what is in them, other than a few blurbs here or there related to his terrible sense of humor around women.  She a used this as a crude political stunt by using her prowess as a Harvard Law professor and “drawing up” a release of the NDAs.  She supposedly sent him the release by text but she definitely threw it out on Twitter for her dozens of fans to eat up. Eventually, she did get Bloomberg to release a few of them, but of course not all of them.

Is this really that big a deal?  Not really.  NDAs are used all the time by companies to keep certain things secret—namely intellectual property, trade secrets, sensitive information about the company that isn’t subject to SEC regulations, and the like.  One thing to be reasonably certain about Bloomberg’s NDAs with these women, is it is improbable they are covering up anything illegal.  Contracts after all are enforceable by law, and the courts cannot enforce a contract with terms that are otherwise outside the law.  Given Bloomberg’s previous campaigns it seems likely this sort of thing would’ve turned up years ago.

It is entirely possible Bloomberg is somewhat awkward in person, being a billionaire, and has absolutely no concept of basic human interaction.  Need an example? This is Bloomberg petting a dog.

He said something he thought was funny, but isn’t and had to pay somebody off to keep it from going public.  NDAs after all require both parties to agree so he could be bound to something in the agreement that benefits the other party.  What could he be bound to?  Just to speculate, he probably paid these women a lot of money for one, and because he happens to be a media mogul had something equally embarrassing on them as well.  There is a lot of competition in the media market, and not many newspapers or TV stations will hire somebody featured in a Girls Gone Wild video from 1999 (still speculating).

Then what hits me?  Warren is such a shameless hack, I just wrote an article defending Bloomberg.  I need a drink….

 

…but not another one of these.  This was awful.  If you like grapefruit, this has it.  If you like grape juice….this also has it.  It is disturbingly sweet with an obnoxious whiff of citrus.  It actually makes me consider rescinding my opinion of Shandy (whoever invented it deserves to be shot) and applying it here.  I will not however, bite on that lead just yet because there are better Radlers out there but we’re talking about a bar low enough Elizabeth Warren can pass.  Moosehead Grapefruit Radler:  1.5/5

 

 

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488 Comments

  1. Spudalicious

    Radler, or STEVE SMITH? Hmmm.

    • Spudalicious

      And you’ll notice I didn’t say “first, bitches!”. I think it’s childish and reflects poorly on the site.

      • The Hyperbole

        Your restraint is commendable.

      • MikeS

        Spudalicious; the adult in the Glibs room.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Radler of posters.

      • Lackadaisical

        who is the shandy?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Not it!

        *touches nose*

      • Ted S.

        No; Nephilium is the Radler of posters.

      • Rhywun

        *narrows gaze*

      • Jarflax

        Of course you didn’t, Bill Clinton isn’t President any more so there are no longer first bitches.

      • JD is Unemployed

        You stupid monkey!

      • Lackadaisical

        he wasnt wrong, but why make that your first post?

    • Ted S.

      Radler is Nephilium.

      • Nephilium

        This is what I get for going to a brewery opening and a Mac and Cheese fest today. Internet fame!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Would you rather be the Nick Gillespie of something?

      • Nephilium

        I figured I already was.

  2. Urthona

    Man everywhere I go on the internet I see a Bloomberg ad.

    Even here.

    jk

    kinda

    Mike

    • MikeS

      *sensible chuckle*

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Lately it seems like every other ad on the radio is either Bloomberg or the Census.

    • Hyperion

      Youtube is absolutely polluted with them. All of them are different versions of the same thing. A poor minority who’s been robbed, raped, and thrown into the mean streets, by heartless racist republicans. But here comes Super Mikey to the rescue. He’s gonna get it done.

      Hey, poor oppressed minority. Here’s a tip for you. When Mikey tells you he’s gonna get it done, what he means is he’s going to ban your big sugary drink. And if you try to buy one from the shady black market guy hanging out in front of the 7-11, you’ll wind up with 4 fat cops sitting on top of you until you stop breathing, forever.

      • Ted S.

        Amazingly, I haven’t gotten one yet.

      • Aus

        Don’t you people use ad-blockers?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Great. Little Mikey got control of Glibs.

      At least we could get some workout photos from Tulsi if we’re going to get political stuff.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I’m confused, why will Mike get that little boy done? Is he Catholic?

      • MikeS

        That kid is an unfinished abortion. Mike will get it done.

        “Yes"

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        “they don’t count if they didn’t make it down the goop chute alive!”

      • MikeS

        goop chute

        HAHAHAHAHA. I gotta remember that one.

      • Lackadaisical

        going to try that on the wife tonight.

    • Chafed

      It’s fantastic. Let him burn another half billion dollars. When he loses, every time the Dems bring up Citizens United point to his loss.

      • juris imprudent

        A montage of Bloomberg ads with volume at 11 – every fucking time.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Bloomie: “Who the fuck’s kid is this, get it the fuck away!”

  3. DEG

    not many newspapers or TV stations will hire somebody featured in a Girls Gone Wild video from 1999 (still speculating).

    Sad.

    I like the change from CDT to CST and back again in the call transcript. Count down until an edit faery fixes it and I look more fucked in the head than usual.

    Steigl or GTFO.

    I visited the Stieglkeller in Salzburg when I was last in Europe. There was a large line to get beer thanks to an idiot American tourist.

    The American tourist kept asking, “I want an IPA. Do you have an IPA? I want something hoppy.” It was clear that he was an idiot and also clear that the bar staff did not speak enough English to understand him.

    Fuck! You are at the Stieglkeller! In Austria! The land of pale lagers, doppelbocks, and wheat beers. That is, if you get beer. Wine is probably a bit more popular. And not only does he apparently have no clue about Austrian beer and that he’s holding the line up, there is a sign in both German and English behind the bar that says, “We have just tapped a Pale Ale”. A Pale Ale isn’t an IPA, but it’s close.

    Just before I said something to the idiot American, one of the Austrians in line suggested the American get a Goldbräu as it is a “very Austrian beer”. The American bought a Goldbräu and left. I’ll bet he probably bitched about the beer sucking even though Goldbräu is a damn fine beer.

    When it was my turn in line, I ordered a Zwickl in German. The beer was delicious.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Goldbräu there is better than goldbräu here that’s been sitting too long. Had my first one in departure lounge at the Vienna airport. It was heavenly.

      • Urthona

        Unless it has a shit ton of cascade hops, it’s a pussy beer.

      • Gustave Lytton

        *drink’s Urthona’s goldbräu*

      • westernsloper

        The bar in the open middle of the departure lounge? I love that bar. And agreed, the beer on tap is indeed heavenly. I have no idea what I drank as I ordered by just saying “beer bitta, por favor, please and thank you.” That bar was especially awesome when you could smoke at the bar. Then they put in those smoking booths to accelerate lung cancer.

      • Gustave Lytton

        No bar, it was self serve bottles. I think it was the Air lounge with a Schengen zone flight.

      • westernsloper

        Aaaaaah, I was never uppercrust enough to hit the lounges back then. Do all China bound flights offer free face masks?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hah! It was Eurobusiness class. Coach seat with an empty middle. Not much crust there. Euros are
        funny.

      • DEG

        I had a decent breakfast once at Vienna Airport. Bread, liver paste, marmalade, butter. It was probably the only breakfast without eggs that I liked.

      • C. Anacreon

        Don’t they call that breakfast The Lady Marmalade?

      • Homple

        Same with Pilsner Urquell: marvelous in Chechia, skunky when it finally arrives here.

    • Homple

      Nice of you to have ordered in German, but it would have been nice if you had ordered in Austrian.

    • Nephilium

      Heh. I guy at a local brewery today was saying he likes Canadian beers (Labatt, Molson, etc.). One of the staff tried to direct him towards their IPA. I suggested a pils or a blonde, or if he wanted to get out of his comfort zone, to go with one of their big stouts or strong ales.

  4. AlmightyJB

    Complete list of items that won’t be banned in a Bloomberg administration: Pictures of Mike Bloomberg.

    Mike Bloomberg APPROVES this message

  5. The Late P Brooks

    This was awful.

    Seriously? I never would have guessed.

    You know, this business of not sleeping in my own bed really messes with my commenting. Oh, well.

    Sacrifices were made.

    • Ted S.

      Which of the MT glibs are you sleeping with?

      • Bobarian LMD

        All of them.

      • Lackadaisical

        I only know of one other one. FdA.

      • MikeS

        And Riven

      • Old Man With Candy

        mikey

    • juris imprudent

      Threadcount not right?

    • Old Man With Candy

      If it isn’t Tulip, I’m going to be mightily pissed off at you.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    I think it’s childish and reflects poorly on the site.

    The lower the stakes, the more vicious the competition.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    I got a notice on my phone from Business Insider (yeah, I’m not really sure why it’s on there, either) about how Obamacare would have saved us all from the coronavirus, because insurers are required to provide federally mandated vaccines at no cost. Presto!

    I guess Obamacare would have magically provided us with a pre-emptive vaccine for a disease nobody ever herd of. Once again, President Cartoon Villain has killed us all.

    • Fatty Bolger

      “insurers are required to provide federally mandated vaccines at no cost”

      I’m sure that would have them hustling hard to find a vaccine, for the privilege of giving it away for free.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And now drug makers will try to extort the maximum amount possible. If you won’t pay, you die. Just like in dystopian SF movie.

        No way are vaccine developers human also.

  8. Annoyed Nomad

    I’ve toured the Moosehead brewery in Saint John. It was an okay tour and the beers I tasted were okay – nothing stood out. Didn’t try the grapefruit radler – can’t remember if it was even available, but tried their regular lemon radler. Like all the other tastes, tt was okay. I can enjoy a shandy/radler on hot summer day.

    • Hyperion

      The Molsen Golden is way better in Canada on tap than what you can get here in the US. Downside is that you have to go to Canada to get it.

      Rating: 0.0/5 would not go to Canada again.

      • Tundra

        You are loco. Alberta is one of the most pleasant places I’ve ever traveled.

      • Homple

        Stay out of any sizable city and Canada is nice. Go to Alberta. Weather’s good there in the fall.

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        Aaaaaaand now you know why, after 4.5 years in the Lower Rainland™, I moved back to Alberta (Edmonton, where I first met the spousal unit). Vancouver’s great if you’re a tourist, a welfare recipient (or one in training, AKA all of the “actors” who are living with five other people in a one-bedroom apartment on East Hastings) or if you have a metric shit-ton of money, but for everybody else, it kinda blows. Some of them are even aware of it, but they all feel trapped there.

    • AlmightyJB

      I used to drink Moosehead and Calgary back in my high school days.

  9. Rhywun

    I love a Radler but wasn’t aware that someone is bottling it. Just dump some 7-Up in the beer of your choice and drink generously.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      There’s lots of bottled Radlers out there — my local booze store has a metric shit-ton of ’em available usually by April (with one or two examples available all year ’round). Here’s what’s available in the system in Alberta, ferinstance:

      https://liquorconnect.com/Products/Search?query=radler&page=1

    • Ted S.

      Q: What do 7-Up and a nun have in common?
      A: Never had it, never will.

    • Nephilium

      It’s pretty common among the breweries here in Cleveland, most of the breweries will have at least one radler/shandy during the summer months. Only a couple do it as a regular offering instead of a seasonal though.

  10. westernsloper

    RE, Sexy Prosecuter. I would love to practice law with her IYKWIMAITYD. RE the beer. Sounds horrible. I don’t mind a citrisy beer but grapefruit and grape juice sounds disgusting. Thanks for taking one for the team MS.

    • Q Continuum

      I’ll take the Defense Attorney.

      • westernsloper

        Elizabeth Warren?

      • Bobarian LMD

        You’d rather Kamala?

      • Ted S.

        Not a threesome?

      • DEG

        The only correct answer.

      • Not Adahn

        “I’l see opposing counsel in my chambers. Now.”

      • Bobarian LMD

        Take a 15 minute recess, because this ain’t gonna take me very long.

      • juris imprudent

        “Here come the judge, here come the judge” [And you have to be fucking old to know that one.]

      • Animal

        Sammy Davis Jr., on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In.

      • Rhywun

        I remember the phrase but didn’t know where it came from.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Pigmeat Markham. Animal fail.

      • Shirley Knott

        @animal, I remember when that episode was first broadcast. It was memorable for SDJr doing the bit.

    • Homple

      That stuff isn’t beer.

  11. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    That one doesn’t look particularly appealing, and I don’t mind citrusy beer.

    OT: work has begun in earnest on the house. This whole moving out of VA thing may actually happen! PODS container comes out on Monday, and kitchen countertop appointment is Monday afternoon. Sooooo much to do before April 1!

    • MikeS

      Sweet!

      I missed it; where are you landing?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        95% Dallas. 4% Ft. Collins. 1% stay local.

        Basically, if my boss tells me there’s a desk waiting for me in Dallas, we’re going there.

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • Tundra

      Woohoo!

      Good luck.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Congratulations.

    • DEG

      Good luck!

    • Sean

      Awesome. Good luck with the move.

    • Chafed

      Congrats Trashy. I hope it all goes well.

    • Mojeaux

      w00 h00!!!!

    • Not Adahn

      Dallas is not the worst city in Texas.

      It is the worst Big city in Texas, but once you get used to driving like a Texan, there are great things to be found outside of it.

      That area is blessed with the Babe’s Chicken Dinner chain, so you’ve got that going for you.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Babe’s? With Chicken E in the area, you’re going with Babe’s?

        (in seriousness, I’m looking forward to Taco Bueno and Whataburger from the fast food class)

        Dallas is the devil that we know (lived there 5 years), but I don’t know that I’d call it the worst big city. I’d take Dallas over Houston any day of the week. Austin isn’t really my type of city, but I can see the arguments for Austin over Dallas.

  12. DEG

    “Virtue Signal: The Game of Social Justice” is getting a few low ratings like this one:

    Anyone who doesn’t rate this a 1 endorses rape and fantasizes about lynching, y’all.

    I backed the project on kickstarter. I received two copies, one for me and one for a friend. I haven’t played it yet but I look forward to it.

    • JD is Unemployed

      My name is Mike Bloomberg and I endorse this r- what?

    • Lackadaisical

      “one for me and one for a friend.”

      have I ever mentioned that you’re my favorite glib?

      • DEG

        So what you’re saying is, is I should have bought three copies?

      • juris imprudent

        Pass him yours, you won’t be keeping it long.

      • Lackadaisical

        it certainly wouldn’t have gone amiss.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    This whole moving out of VA thing may actually happen!

    Go team go!

  14. gbob

    I really hope Bllomberg buys the election. Watching Trump RIP him to shreds would be comedy gold. Biden would be like watching someone beat up an old man with Alzheimers. Buttplug would be like watching someone beat up a retarded child. Amy K would be about as much fun as it would be to sleep with her. Bernie is too insane to notice hes being beat up. Warren might be fun, but we already did Trump beating angry schoolmarm last time around.

    No, bloomie is the best choice for comedy in October.

    • Rhywun

      The novelty of America choosing from two obnoxious New Yorkers does have a certain appeal. Even better if Sanders runs as an Independent and it’s three obnoxious New Yorkers.

      • gbob

        Holy shit. That *would* be the best timeline. Sign me up.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Yes. If that doesn’t make the rest of the country turn NY into the dystopian nightmare that is Escape From New York, nothing will.

      • Bobarian LMD

        As far as I’m concerned, it’s already here.

      • Lackadaisical

        ^so much this.

        it’s like he didn’t even read my article.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I’d have to check later. If it was a midday, I’m having trouble finding spare time at work to look. New employer hired out for a reason…

      • Lackadaisical

        It was actually. lunchtime slot.

        it’s allegedly about which states are the freest, but really proves new York is the worst.

    • Sean

      Get money out of politics or something.

  15. Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

    Just a test. The system appears to be eating my comments. Hopefully this one goes through.

    Do not adjust the setting on your device.  It is working as intended.

    • MikeS

      Nope. Still not working.

    • gbob

      Nope. I’m unable to see it. Try buying a new keyboard.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      Strike that. The system appears to be eating certain replies.

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        Specifically to Rhywun. Weirdness.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      AAAAAAGH!

      BLOOMBERG HAS TAKEN OVER GLIBS HQ!

      WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOMED!

    • Spudalicious

      This one didn’t come through either.

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        Bloomberg keeps drinking my Radlers.

      • Spudalicious

        I went with a hazy IPA.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Figures. A lot of Bloomberg’s NDA’s are from what his staffers call “The Zima era”.

      • Ted S.

        Zima. Because zhit happens.

    • JD is Unemployed

      Mike for Black America’s policy of “supporting the development of 100,000 new Black-owned businesses” sounds like a great way to nannify MUH REPARAYSHUNS to make sure the money is spent the way Mike Bloomberg thinks it ought to be spent instead of just giving it to the slaves and letting them walk off his plantation and spend it any which way they please.

      • Rhywun

        All of America is clamoring for NYC-style politics, you know.

      • JD is Unemployed

        That’s great news! In that case Mikey won’t need the National Guard to step in and enforce his policies! It’s so much easier when people just do as they are told!

      • juris imprudent

        Have you ever met a New Yorker?

      • Gustave Lytton

        All in, the truck cost $66,405.

        FML.

      • juris imprudent

        Buying a Ford diesel (post 2005 or so) is buying trouble. I was advised to go Chevy and get the Allison transmission or Dodge with the Cummins. I went with the latter.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The old 7.3l was a beast.

      • juris imprudent

        Guy who had owned one of those was among those advising me to stay away from the current stuff.

      • Stillhunter

        The 6.7s are good. I have one with 200k on it. Any new diesel suffers from the emissions technology they come with, but mine has over 400hp and 825 ft/lbs of torque to pull anything I’d ever want. They are very expensive to repair however.

      • Rhywun

        I liked them when they didn’t suck.

    • JD is Unemployed

      Those big F O R D grilles they do are kind of hideous, but the aftermarket options all manage to look worse.

      • Chafed

        Says the man driving a Peugeot.

      • JD is Unemployed

        A poo-joe, as you American’ts say. How on earth did you know?!

    • Animal

      The idea behind a Raptor is to go fast on uneven terrain.

      Of course, most of them will never leave pavement.

      • pistoffnick

        “The idea behind a Raptor is to go fast on uneven terrain.”

        Ahh so you’ve driven the streets of Duluth!

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing says, “Let’s keep kids out of the criminal justice system,” like criminalizing and/or banning very goddam thing under the sun.

    Nothing says “I want to help black Americans build wealth,” like taking away their ability to defend their wealth and their lives.

    Mmmmm hydrogenated fats

    MMMMMM Partially hydrogenated fats

    • pan fried wylie

      I immediately and unquestioningly believe that Bloomers eats Crisco straight from the can.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Which of the MT glibs are you sleeping with?

    She is definitely not ready for Glibtime.

    She’d be horrified.

  18. JD is Unemployed

    The heck is a Radler? Sounds a mite too fancy and fruity for this ol’ cowboy.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      Essentially a shandy, ‘cept made with grapefruit instead of lemonade.

      • Rhywun

        I think they are the same thing. A Radler is just what they call it in Germany. *This* one has grapefruit but if you order a Radler in Germany you will get lemon.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Some kind of Snake I think…….

  19. Drake

    My wife doesn’t much like beer, so she drinks that kind of crap when we visit the local brewery. On a really hot summer day I might do a little lime or lemon in a Corona, but otherwise don’t want fruit in my beer.

    • JD is Unemployed

      On a really hot summer day I might do a little lime or lemon in a Corona,

      FAGGOT!!1

      I had me one of them Modelo “Chelada” tall cans and I have to say, given my low expectations, it wasn’t actually terrible. It’s not a proper michelada, but in a pinch it ain’t tea bag.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I won’t call him names, but even I avoid lime in Corona.

      • MikeS

        And keep the damn orange slice out of my wheat beer.

      • JD is Unemployed

        You say that, but I know at least one person that thinks lime in Corona is stupid, but always gotta have that slice of orange in a Blue Moon. BM is the only wheat beer I’ve had where it was even suggested that there be a slice of orange in it – so is it particular to BM or have I been missing something?

      • Rhywun

        It’s a gimmick they started in their ad campaigns.

      • hayeksplosives

        Shocktop even uses an orange slice headed mascot, so it’s not just blue moon.

      • MikeS

        I don’t get an orange slice offered everywhere in my wheat beer, but enough. My assumption is that some bars figure all wheats should get an orange slice since the BM rep told them BM has to have it.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Its part of their advertising if I am not mistaken.

      • The Hyperbole

        Oranges in some wheat beers predates BM. I first encountered wheat beer when I visited Germany 25+ plus years ago. We stayed with distant relatives and Helmut had a fridge in the cellar for nothing but a delicious wheat beer. When we would go on tours and stop at bars I’d order wheat beers and about half the time an orange slice would be added. I remember this because I asked Helmut (or had his wife who translated for us ask him) why he never put oranges in his, he made it clear that putting fruit in beer was verboten. I have kept to his standards since.

      • Rhywun

        Oranges in some wheat beers predates BM.

        Interesting – didn’t know that.

      • The Hyperbole

        Well it’s anecdotal evidence and only in Germany, when I got home I could barely find any wheat beer (I finally found a drive thru that would special order me a case of Hoegarden), this was right before the craft beer explosion. It was a few years later I noticed Blue Moon and never bought one because the orange slice in the adds offended my Helmut influenced sensibilities.

      • Homple

        MikeS, no kidding. Citrus in wheat beer is an abomination. The brewers work hard to get that wheaty/yeasty balance and then some yokel wrecks it with a slice of lemon.

    • Sean

      Maybe they’ll try to sneak in the back door.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        What you did, I saw,,,

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Serious journalism

    Pence is now in charge of the U.S. response to a global outbreak that has already killed at least 2,800 people worldwide, sickened more than 83,000 and decimated the stock market at a rate not seen since the Great Recession.

    ——-

    “Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill,” he [Pence] wrote in the article dug up by BuzzFeed News.

    He continued, without citing sources: “In fact, 2 out of every 3 smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.”

    ——-

    The CDC says smoking “is the leading cause of preventable death,” with cigarette smoke responsible for more than 480,00 deaths per year in the United States (including more than 41,000 deaths from secondhand smoke exposure). It says tobacco use causes more than 7 million deaths per year worldwide.

    Pence is a science denier! He’ll pray the virus away! The CDC would never lie to us, or manipulate data in order to get their budget increased.

    • hayeksplosives

      I thought second hand smoke had been thoroughly debunked.

      • MikeS

        Third-hand is where it’s at now.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I never heard that, but the leading cause of preventable death is obesity.

      • Jarflax

        I’m not fat! I’m big boned!

      • DEG

        Penn and Teller covered second hand smoke on Bullshit!.

        Basically, the studies were based on people who lived with a smoker for decades. Their rates of lung cancer were a few times higher than the general population’s rate, which is minuscule. News stories dropped all the nuance and just said, “Second hand smoke increases the chances of you getting lung cancer!”

      • hayeksplosives

        I’d think it’s bad during pregnancy but that’s more direct than second hand.

      • DEG

        A pregnant woman probably shouldn’t smoke, but the second hand smoke studies that P&T talked about made no distinction concerning pregnant women.

      • pan fried wylie

        You’ve got a way more serious problem if the fetus is exposed to any kind of smoke.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Basically, the studies were based on people who lived with a smoker for decades.

        Ok, but until quite recently, that was everyone in America.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I just noticed your avatar, BEAM. Very nice.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      *sniff*  It’s nice to be noticed.

      /breaks down, starts sobbing

  22. The Late P Brooks

    That Ford diesel:

    We previously detailed how Ford beefed it up for domestic truck duty, but here’s a brief refresher: The block is a compacted graphite-iron casting, and new components include a forged crankshaft with specific rod and crank bearings and a variable-geometry turbocharger. The common-rail fuel injection runs at 29,000 psi, while twin fuel filters and a dual-stage oil pump address purity and lubrication issues.

    No thanks.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yeah

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      variable-geometry turbocharger

      That sounds unadvisable.

      I just want a simple powertrain that will run for more than two years without an overhaul or major service.

      • Q Continuum

        Build a time machine and buy a car pre-1996.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I have a 96 Suburban with 300K on it that’s about to get a reman engine/transmission (5 to 6K) and some body work, probably another 3K plus a new stereo $600.

        I’ll get another 150k miles out of it at least for under 10K. I can’t get close to that cost per mile in anything new that’s bigger than a sedan.

      • Ted S.

        Plus the cost of gas, although I don’t know how much better the gas mileage is in a new Suburban.

      • pan fried wylie

        Have the prices on car audio gone up as home audio has gotten cheaper? 600bucks seems steep, but we have no idea what the pricetag includes there.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We strapped our test gear to a 2018 F-150 Platinum 4×4 SuperCrew. Besides the diesel engine, our truck came with a $495 spray-in bedliner, $180 wheel-well liners, the $2250 Preferred Equipment Group 701A (adaptive cruise control with stop and go, pedestrian detection, forward-collision warning, and the tailgate step with tailgate-lift assist). A trailer tow package (four-pin/seven-pin wiring harness, an auxiliary transmission-oil cooler, Class IV trailer-hitch receiver, and an upgraded front anti-roll bar) was $995, and last but not least, a 3.55:1 electronically locking rear axle was $470, which is a steal for such a crucial piece of hardware. All in, the truck cost $66,405.

      That’s insane. Just freaking insane.

      • MikeS

        A buddy of mine was perusing the trucks at the Dodge dealer a while back and saw a decked-out 3/4 ton priced at $90,000. SMDH

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And while the Cummins engine is next to bulletproof, that transmission is a POS. So you’re buying a 90K perpetual problem.

      • juris imprudent

        Mine is warranteed through 100K miles. When it goes after that, I’m going to try like hell to get an Allison put in.

      • Spudalicious

        Buy a Chevy.

      • Q Continuum

        Christ, just buy a Porsche.

      • hayeksplosives

        Or one of those….

        Oh, nevermind. They aren’t for everyone, but the prices on the Tesla. Model 3 and future Cybertruck are lower than the ICE vehicles competing with them.

      • Ted S.

        After the subsidies, I presume?

      • dbleagle

        The first house I ever purchased was in 1990. It was a okay house in a nice neighborhood in Tucson. I paid $70K ($138K today). The price of new trucks is insane.

    • Frosty

      Eh, that’s in the ballpark for a common rail diesel. The little Mitsubishi 4 cylinder diesels in all their cab over trucks and all sort of equipment are 23,000 ish psi if memory serves. You have to have enough fuel pressure to overcome pressure in the combustion chamber or is not going to work.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    In case of emergency

    You can keep it in the trunk of your car, in case you get stuck in a ditch.

    • JD is Unemployed

      I’ll keep it in the bed of this.

    • pistoffnick

      I made a solemn vow never to buy a Crysler again

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I thought second hand smoke had been thoroughly debunked.

    You can get cancer from seeing an ad for cigarettes on your teevee. That’s why they banned them.

  25. Rhywun

    Hm… finish watching Liverpool shit the bed, or flip over and laugh at the Grauniads? Decisions, decisions….

    • Ted S.

      You could have watched Bayern fans go off on Hoffenheim’s patron. (Apparently the guy, one of the founders of SAP, is trying to get around German football’s rules on majority ownership of clubs, something that a lot of German fans take seriously.)

      And Lewandowski didn’t even score a goal.

      • Rhywun

        When I tuned in, the game was suspended so I missed what happened. I find these protestations mildly humorous given that Bayern looks to be sailing towards its, what, eighth? consecutive title now.

      • Rhywun

        But like it or not, Bayern is still majority-owned by its fans.

        Don’t care. So they managed to hoodwink more fans into paying their fees than any other team – a feedback loop which results in them getting the title year after year. I fail to see why that’s more “moral” than Mr. Big Bucks paying for it. The protestors need to get off their high horse.

      • Ted S.

        I’d bet the real problem is the CL payouts which is why leagues that only get one CL spot each year tend to have the same team over and over.

  26. Q Continuum

    So Senile Joe is probably going to win SC today. The media will begin collectively creaming its pants becuz their golden boy will be temporarily resurrected. Bernie will crush the field on Sooper Toosday and the rest of the primaries, but fall just barely short of the majority needed to get the nomination outright.

    DNC will do a brokered convention and give the nod to Biden, Bloomy, Herself or (outside chance) Queen Zero. Bernie Bros will burn Milwaukee to the ground.

    • Ted S.

      I’m not so sure about Bernie crushing everybody next Tuesday, considering the number of states with large black populations that might still vote for Biden.

      A lot depends on how many people get to 15% in California.

      • Urthona

        Bernie is more popular among blacks than Biden now.

    • Urthona

      Yeah we kept saying that about Trump. I think Bernie may win this thing outright.

      Saw a poll today that Bernie is now leading my state of Texas for dem nomination and tied with Trump for overall.

      Disgusting.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        My wife told me last night that she’s concerned about how much socialism affirming crap she’s seeing on her social media feeds. If the suburban mommy crowd is feeling the Bern, that doesn’t bode well for the future.

      • Q Continuum

        Good and hard.

      • Lackadaisical

        with a soccer mom? sure.

        with my wallet? certainly more likely. ..

      • Chafed

        *sigh* It’s true.

      • Derpetologist

        I’m sure all those women would have loved to live in the USSR, so they appreciate the joy that comes from the near total absence of chocolate, perfume, stylish clothing, and having to stand in line for 2 hours every time they wanted to buy something.

      • Winston

        Is it time to panic?

      • The Hyperbole

        If it wasn’t for the real harm a Bernie presidency may do, Watching all the Trumpsters freak out would be entertaining, a complete reversal of 2016, give them exactly the opponent they want, the confidence that it’s in the bag, the certainty that he is going to burn it all to the ground, all turned around on them.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        SHUT THE FUCK UP, BERNTARD!

      • Winston

        Saw a poll today that Bernie is now leading my state of Texas for dem nomination and tied with Trump for overall.

        So America is Doomed, right?

        And Red States will remain red forever or when they become blue they will get rid of the bad stuff (racism, socons, Confederate statutes) but keep the good stuff like guns, low spending and low taxes like all the other blue states, right?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        No. New Hampshire is a hapax legomenon.

      • Winston

        Well they are going to pass a seatbelt law soon…

  27. The Late P Brooks

    adaptive cruise control with stop and go

    Speaking of which, yesterday, I crossed the street in front of a big new pickup truck which was stopped at a stop sign. I heard it re-start before it pulled away. I don’t know if it had one of those stop-and-go systems or if the driver was just trying to wring an extra few feet out of a tank of gas, but it surprised the hell out of me.

    Maybe it’s just because I cut my mechanical/driving teeth on Limey shitboxes with Lucas starters, but the absolute last thing I want is a car that just shuts itself off on its own initiative.

    • MikeS

      Is adaptive cruise control the name for that feature that helps assholes who catch up to you suddenly slow and tailgate you for miles because they are too stupid/lazy/prickish to pass? It should be outlawed.

      • Ted S.

        Yesterday, I got stuck on the on ramp behind a driver who thought it would be fun to stop before merging.

        So I tried to pull out into the passing lane to pass the car once I got on, only to realize the asshole was driving a Jaguar with much more pickup than my 2004 Subaru.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        If I see somebody getting ready to do that shit, I slow way down, let them get down the on ramp, and then gun it so that I can merge in before I get to them. I’m not gonna end up on the shoulder because dipshit mcslowerson cant get up to the mesh speed.

      • DEG

        Yield signs mean stop if it is not safe to merge, so you need to be ready for someone stopping on the ramp.

        On the other hand, if it is safe to merge, there is no reason to stop on the ramp. Get the fuck on the highway without stopping in that case.

      • Ted S.

        This ramp is a weaving lane, so no yield sign.

        And traffic wasn’t that bad.

      • DEG

        Ahh. I know what you’re talking about. I shouldn’t have assumed (ASS ME).

        Earlier today, I was boxed in in the right lane right next to an on-ramp with a yield sign. I couldn’t have gotten out of the way of the folks coming onto the highway from the ramp. One of those guys damn near side-swiped me because he didn’t slow down/stop.

      • Ted S.

        Traffic is usually low enough that most people on the main road move over into the passing lane to let people merge. (Yeah, I know you’re not normally supposed to do that and learn to merge normally….)

      • Mojeaux

        people on the main road move over into the passing lane to let people merge

        Not supposed to? It’s the polite and commonsensical thing to do.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        In my experience, it is usually safe to merge at any speed above speed_limit – 10, but they’re doing speed_limit – 25, which makes it unsafe to merge.

      • Ted S.

        It doesn’t help that the suggested speed signs on most ramps are way too low.

      • robc

        You should merge at flowoftraffic+5 , easy to brake and drop into hole.

      • DEG

        It’s normal behavior in New England and been normal for years before adaptive cruise control was available. Drives me up a fucking wall.

      • Animal

        Many years ago, I had an old 1973 Bronco that I was driving back and forth to work in addition to its outdoor chores. (Wish I still had it; those things are worth come bucks now.) The thing had a three-speed manual transmission and 4:11 gears, so it pretty much topped out at 55mph on the highway.

        I worked with a guy who had a brand-new Mitsubishi rice-rocket of some kind. He bragged that he paid $10k over list price to get one of the first ones sold in the Denver area. We drove home along the same route in the afternoons, and he thought it was funny as hell to ride right up behind my Bronco on the highway and start flashing his lights.

        So one day I’d had enough, so I pushed in the clutch and stomped on the brake as hard as I could. I’m amazed he missed, but somehow he took to the shoulder and avoided impaling his radiator on my trailer hitch.

        The next day he confronted me about it. “Wow,” I said, “didn’t you see that dog in the road? I didn’t want to hit someone’s dog.”

        “I didn’t see any dog!”

        “Well, maybe because it was you were following me so close that you couldn’t see anything but my fucking tailgate.”

        He didn’t try that shit again.

      • DEG

        🙂

      • Mojeaux

        Brilliant! I would never have thought to give a “real” excuse. I would’ve just said something bitchy like “Don’t ride my ass.”

  28. The Late P Brooks

    And while the Cummins engine is next to bulletproof, that transmission is a POS. So you’re buying a 90K perpetual problem.

    Do they have a transmission subscription service, so you can just get the tranny replaced every 40k miles instead of waiting for it turn queer and eat itself while going down the highway?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Eh, that’s in the ballpark for a common rail diesel. The little Mitsubishi 4 cylinder diesels in all their cab over trucks and all sort of equipment are 23,000 ish psi if memory serves. You have to have enough fuel pressure to overcome pressure in the combustion chamber or is not going to work.

    I get it. I’m just not convinced the marginal gain from direct injection is really worth the added complexity and risk of spectacular engine bay fires in gasoline engines.

    *Not a diesel aficianado, but even diesel will burn if you atomize it and spray it on a red hot turbo snail.

    • Frosty

      I thought we were discussing the new small Ford diesel though? Every diesel is direct injection by nature, using a common rail and electrical control of the injectors rather than a mechanical system just gives much finer control over the timing.

      Yeah I’d agree that direct injection in a gasoline engine is chasing some very fine margins.

  30. Aus

    As a result of ad-blockers and not watching cable/satellite TV, I can honestly say I have never seen a bloomberg ad, except for in mockery.

    • MikeS

      #metoo

    • MikeS

      I’d like to see her Luna IYKWIM

    • Lackadaisical

      idk, could be too skinny.

      • Q Continuum

        yaaaaaaaaasss…

      • Aus

        Really hoping these fine women win their races and we have some smart & sexy patriots in the House.

      • Q Continuum

        They’re always welcome at my house.

      • Lackadaisical

        definitely an improvement.

  31. Swiss Servator

    “I will not however, bite on that lead just yet because there are better Radlers out there ”

    Mex, I told you …

    • mexican sharpshooter

      What are you buying with Bloomberg’s money?

      • Sean

        Raclette

  32. Not Adahn

    Got back from my first IDPA classifier. When I started about six months ago, I was “almost just OK” (actual quote). I have now officially graduated to “Just OK.” Heck, if I had been just one shot more accurate, I would have ranked “not bad.” (Officially: Marksman, 0.6 seconds away from classifying as Sharpshooter.)

    I need to practice reloads, and either get a better holster or train around the one I have. Unfortunately, left-handed holsters for Beretta 92s aren’t as common as you’d think.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, for this application, IWB is probably non-optimal.

        I’ve got three different ones currently, the one that’s easiest to work from is a Fobus paddle, but the RO said the cant is too far back, so I can’t use that one.

        I had an all-leather one that kinda worked, as does my current one (a hybrid from Aliengear). The issue is that the leather side is too soft and the draw varies with the pants I’m wearing and how much sodium has been in my diet lately. That 0.6 seconds I needed to shave off was total of four different draws. Supposedly I should be looking for a first shot time of 0.17s. I’m nowhere near there yet.

      • westernsloper

        How does it work when not wearing pants?

      • Spudalicious

        They have both options and a number of different styles.

  33. Derpetologist

    a humor warm-up

    Taliban Missionaries Make Their Case: No Feminism, Everyone Has Guns

    PROVO – Having finished their morning prayers, Brothers Ahmed and Mansur prepared once more to preach to the residents of this heavily Mormon city. “We see Mormons as natural converts: they don’t drink, they supported polygamy, their homeland is a desert, and they really like guns”, Brother Mansur explained. “Yes, they even refer to their founder as ‘Prophet’ and use the same title for the current head of their church, though this is of course utterly blasphemous”, added Brother Ahmed. The missionaries spend most of their waking hours handing out pamphlets to students at Brigham Young University. “They are all very polite people. Sometimes they bring us Rice Crispie squares and invite us to church”, said Brother Ahmed. The two have also attracted the attention of local Mormon missionaries, who sometimes speak with the Taliban pair. According to local missionary Elder David, “Muslims are natural converts to Mormonism: they don’t drink, they fast, pray, give alms, and think all other religions have been corrupted. And those beards make them all look like Brigham Young”.

    • Homple

      Deep, That’s good stuff right there.

      • Homple

        I meant “Derp”. May God send this fornicating spell checker to heck.

    • westernsloper

      *hearty snort

  34. Mojeaux

    Got into a spirited discussion with my brother over Trump this morning. We agreed not to discuss it again. We don’t want a rift over politics that doesn’t really affect us anyway.

    I cannot say a word of praise of Trump without being seen as a Trumptard and he can’t say anything trashing him without being seen as having TDS.

    There is no middle in this climate. Any concession, any criticism, is either black or white.

    Everything is. SJWs are all-in or all-out. Purity tests are required before every act or word. “Identity”: You can’t be a tomboy or a femme straight guy. You’re really a boy or really a girl. Nothing in between.

    • Aus

      I feel that. Last time my family was going at it over politics, the SJW sibling threatened to no longer let us visit his home (wife & kids) if we voted for Trump because TRUMP IS A RAYYYYCIIISSSSTTTT. … Wow man chill the f out

      Unfortunately, my liberty loving sibling is abrasive as hell and lacks any persuasive technique so things just escalate from calm to shouting over each other quickly.

    • Q Continuum

      Either you’re with us, or you’re against us.

      • juris imprudent

        Followed up with “elections have consequences”. But I’d recommend having some cover between you at that point, the exploding head splatter will travel.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      SHUT THE FUCK UP, TARDTARD!

      • Mojeaux

        So you can’t even spare a few keystrokes to put that in bold like you do for everyone else? I see how you are.

      • MikeS

        *rides in on white horse*

        SHUT THE FUCK UP, TARDTARD!

      • Mojeaux

        ❤❤❤

      • Jarflax

        SHUT THE FUCK UP LOUDTARDS

      • Jarflax

        🙁 SUPERSCRIPT TAGS DON’T WORK 🙁

      • Mojeaux

        ?

    • Not an Economist

      I got into an argument with my mother over Trump and the corona virus. CNN, Politico, MSNBC, etc are all reporting that Trump called the coronavirus a hoax. I knew some of what Trump had done and had seen an article stating that Trump had moved faster the Obama did on one of the other viruses, so I said that contradicted what he had done. She hates Trump and basically assumed what the MSM said was true.

      Ann Althouse -no fan of Trump- watched the speech and concluded it was clear Trump called the Democrats and main stream news media claims about what he was doing was a hoax. However because of Trump’s speaking style, she also said she could see how it was misconstrued.

      • Not Adahn

        NPR literally (as in literally) said that “maybe Trump is using ‘hoax’ to mean ‘inconvenient truth.'”

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Trump really is hard to transcribe. And when you see the transcription, you see the strangeness of his speech. It’s impressionistic — short phrases with easy words and lots of repetition. I think it’s mesmerizing if you’re on his side and incredibly annoying if you are not. He jumps from one idea to the next and makes things feel as though they go together — if you’re with him. If you are not, it’s crazy talk. Word salad

        My mom grew up in the same part of New York as Trump at the same time and traveled the same social circles until the Trump family became really successful. At times, she talks in the same manner. I just want to know what sort of freaky shit was in the Hudson circa 1946-48.

      • Winston

        Fuhgeddaboutit

        HeyFuckyou!

        I just want to know what sort of freaky shit was in the Hudson circa 1946-48.

        Living in New York City?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Fair enough.

      • RAHeinlein

        I just watched a portion of Trump’s press conference on MSNBC, following the host said “Trump gave a VERY unsatisfactory answer” when asked about whether he said the virus was a hoax, then mumbled something about Trump may have been talking about Democrats. Last night Shields and Brooks ranted about Mike Pence being put in charge – “in 2000 he said smoking wasn’t a killer because two-thirds of people don’t die…this needs someone who understands science!”

        At this point, there is nothing the MSM or Dem’s won’t say about Trump.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Logic be damned, they’re going to Katrina the shit out of him over this virus, and there isn’t a damn thing anybody can do to stop them.

      • Winston

        Anything to give us Bernie. Yay!

      • Winston

        You did see the morning links?

    • Lackadaisical

      luckily my immediate family are all pro liberty.

      with some of your usual blind spots, none of them are true libertarians like me.

    • Chafed

      Tell me more about your religion.

  35. Nephilium

    We’ve got Hoppin’ Frog that does several variants of their Turbo Shandy… which clock in at 7.5% ABV, taking it out of the realm of what I would consider a shandy.

    And news came out the other day that we’re number 4! News from the CDC that doesn’t talk about a coronavirus:

    The CDC defines binge drinking as alcohol consumption that brings a person’s blood alcohol concentration to 0.08% or above. This typically happens when men consume five or more drinks or women consume four or more drinks in about two hours.

    • Rhywun

      So… a normal night out? And then linking it to “alcohol-related deaths”. What a load of shit.

      • juris imprudent

        That is what passes for public health these days. There is just so much less mileage in real vectors.

      • Ted S.

        They’re spending money on this shit instead of preparing for coronavirus.

      • Hyperion

        The internet is chock full of people making comments like ‘I’ve been drinking 2 glasses of wine a week now. Am I an alcoholic?’ I’m serious.

      • Nephilium

        According to some, the definition of an alcoholic is someone who drank some alcohol and enjoyed it.

      • juris imprudent

        ding-ding-ding

      • Hyperion

        I guess the British NHS are revising it daily and soon an alcoholic will be anyone who’s ever thought about maybe having a drink that might have alcohol in it.

    • MikeS

      The drastic swings in the year-to-year numbers reported in the CDC linked website suggest that there may be more bullshit than science here.

      • Nephilium

        Let me go find my shocked face.

  36. Yusef drives a Kia

    OTOH I finally Learned to sew a proper hem on my little Machine, Darting by hand sucks, a proper machine hem looks much better,

    • Hyperion

      You too? What the fuck even happened around here the last hour I was away? Someone do something!

      • UnCivilServant

        The seamstress bomb went off.

      • Hyperion

        And we thought orange bad man and Coronavirus were the worse we have to face.

    • hayeksplosives

      Definitely a time saver! Plus some machines include all kinds of specialty stitches.

      I have an ancient Singer, the first electric motor model they made, that I keep because it’s cool and it also makes a gorgeous straight stitch.

      I have a plastic 1990s era Brother machine as well that I keep for all the different stitches AND a cool feature where you place the fabric you want to put a buttonhole under the presser foot, then clip the button into a little holder that acts a caliper for button diameter. Then the machine makes a perfect finished buttonhole to match, and all you have to do is take out the fabric and gently run a seam ripper to separate the two parallel sides of the button hole.

      Word of caution: if the machine gives you trouble with a tension mismatch between bobbin and spool, I recommend taking it to a Sew and Vac type store to let the pros do it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I got an Amazon Baby machine just for Kites, but it Hems my Dickies quite nicely, I was taught how to sew by Mom and Grandma, very handy skill to have, but machines are cool!

      • pan fried wylie

        it Hems my Dickies quite nicely

        THESE EUPHEMISMS.

      • hayeksplosives

        My Singer model 128 “La Vincendora” on somebody’s eBay auction, with electric motor and light.

        https://www.ebay.com/itm/VTG-SINGER-SEWING-MACHINE-MODEL-128-13-W-PORTABLE-CASE-WITH-LOCK-AND-KEY-SEE-PIC/143523085833?hash=item216aa47e09:g:080AAOSwr8BeOGXJ

        That model has the “vibrating shuttle” instead of the usual round bobbin. Fun to watch. Mine was $55 back in 1995 or so. Came with tons of special feet for doing piping, ruffles, all kinds of stuff.

        Singer machines still are precious in India, built to last, and many meant to be human powered.

      • Nephilium

        My mom got a fancy sewing machine a couple years back that you could load files in from a PC to do custom stitch work. I don’t know what she did with the old Singer she had from the 70’s-80’s.

      • hayeksplosives

        I salivated over a commercial quality embroidery machine that took files and would then instruct the Operator which thread to install when.

        But it was $3k. Maybe they are cheaper now.

    • pistoffnick

      We have an industrial sewing machine at work (‘chutes). I have seen it sew 2 pieces of 1/4″ plywood together.

    • Jarflax

      Herbicides sprayed on the disc golf course are turning you into a woman Yusef. Darting is what you do when you want to tag a bear.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Long delay, but- Just in case:

    I thought we were discussing the new small Ford diesel though? Every diesel is direct injection by nature, using a common rail and electrical control of the injectors rather than a mechanical system just gives much finer control over the timing.

    I’m not a diesel guy, and after I tossed that out, I started to think maybe diesels have always been direct injection. Fuel pressure has to be really high to overcome cylinder pressure (and get atomization), and the injectors have to be some sort of temp and pressure resistant unobtanium to live in the chamber. I just have reservations about the long term survival of the fuel rails, running those pressures and living in a pretty inhospitable environment. Maybe they’re supposed to be replaced on a scheduled interval; I don’t know.

    • Homple

      I don’t think injector nozzles suffer more from temperature or pressure than exhaust valves do.

    • pan fried wylie

      Does the whole fuel line, pump-to-nozzle, experience 29k PSI, or is that only felt at the nozzle? Or do I understand pneumatics/hydraulics even less than I thought?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I finally Learned to sew a proper hem on my little Machine, Darting by hand sucks, a proper machine hem looks much better,

    I didn’t know kilts had hems.

    • Hyperion

      Dude, is an intervention warranted here? Someone do something!

    • Not Adahn

      Of course they do. The worsted would unravel otherwise.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      My Dickies 15″ Shorts are as close to a Kilt as you can get, super long and baggy, with lots of room for yopur stuff, IYKWIMAIKYD

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        your stuff…

  39. Hyperion

    Jeebus, Drudge Report is worse than a grocery store tabloid now. The thing is just plastered with big red headlines prognosticating doom from Coronavirus. Who the hell owns that thing now? It used to be a decent news aggregate site, but now it’s just sensationalized click bait. I’ve probably made my last visit there.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      The thing is just plastered with big red headlines prognosticating doom from Coronavirus.

      You mean like the Glibs comment section about 2 to 3 weeks ago?

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        Don’t you mean “2 to 3 hours ago”?

      • R C Dean

        SHUT THE FICK UP, KUNGTARD!

    • hayeksplosives

      CLICKBAIT!!

      But it does seem he’s caught the TDS.

      • Hyperion

        I’ve heard Drudge no longer owns it.

    • Aus

      Dr. Drew has been ranting about the media regarding corona lately. He posted a video yesterday, and there’s a clip of him ranting on the view from a few weeks ago making the rounds on the social media.

      Here’s the video if anyone is curious. I had to turn it off because his wife keeps interrupting him and it’s annoying af. He is a very patient man.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-fyDs_mrK8

      I’m starting to think the stock market may be overreacting and probably by spring we won’t even be talking about this anymore, the media will be freaking out about something else. (eyeballs XOM call options)

      • R C Dean

        The stock market is reacting to government reactions.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        They’ve known that for 12 years the economy has been standing on feet of clay and it would take just one black swan event like this for it to all come crumbling down.

      • Winston

        So you’re saying that it is time to panic then?

      • Jarflax

        If the had read Von Mises they’d have known it was standng on feet of clay since we went off the gold standard, and the clay got wetted when we went off silver

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        I’m starting to think . . . by spring we won’t even be talking about this anymore . . .

        Because we’ll all be DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • juris imprudent

        The living will still have Trump as President, and they will envy the dead.

      • Ted S.

        Maybe we can have another clown panic like in the run-up to the last presidential election.

    • Nephilium

      Meanwhile… in local news.

  40. Q Continuum

    Oh shit, something else to freak out about!

      • Sean

        Maybe they caught it from Biden.

      • UnCivilServant

        Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever

        I thought you weren’t supposed to use placenames in disease names? Or is that “You’re not supposed to use chinese placenames”?

      • Heroic Mulatto

        It’s good to be a permanent member on the UN Security Council.

      • robc

        Bleeding eye fever is a better name.

      • Spudalicious

        Good band name too.

    • Winston

      Time to freak out over Bernie or Biden instead?

    • R C Dean

      Big fan of red dot sights.

    • UnCivilServant

      I have the model of that which takes AAA batteries.

    • Not Adahn

      I’ve got that on my bullseye pistol. It improved my slow-fire targets.

    • R C Dean

      Bullshit.

      At worst, denied “elective” treatment for its mental problems.

    • juris imprudent

      Which is why we must have MC4A – so people can get reassignment surgery and then re-reassignment. Some clever medical entrepreneur will devise a flippable bit-set for the gender fluid.

      • Hyperion

        I’ve already started changing the gender check boxes on all my apps, to slider bars.

      • Nephilium

        Spider Robinson wrote a short story about a guy who developed a cure for cancer, but it had an unexpected side effect. Those who took it woke up with their gender flipped. The story went through the cultural impact of this, including religions complaining about the drug, people using it for entertainment, and commenting that the person who found the drug died of cancer.

    • Chafed

      Denied coverage specifically excluded by his health plan. This isn’t the plan denying treatment that’s at least arguably covered. It’s denying what is specifically excluded.

  41. pan fried wylie

    straffinrun on February 28, 2020 at 7:06 pm
    Saw that. Funny. I have a policy of always doing laundry at a local laundromat whenever I travel even if I don’t need to. Just a great place to get the real feel of a place. I went to one in Bruges and couldn’t read shit on the machine, so an old lady came over and shows me how to use it.

    He’s also stymied when an ATM is set to Spanish…

    Or does laundry in Bruges involve non-standard temps and speeds? Settings dialed in with keypads rather than knobs?

    *plans to do the rest of this weekend’s laundry with eyes closed*

    • UnCivilServant

      I’ve not seen a laundromat with a knob on any of the machines in decades. These days it’s all buttons, and the layout varies by model.

      *I tend to have to visit a laundromat during a road trip, so I do see new ones at least once a year.

      • pan fried wylie

        I’ll be damned, fuck me and my laundry-at-home privilege I guess.

        Mom used to take us to the laundromat as kids to wash the comforters that wouldn’t fit at home. Eventually those all wore out and were never replaced, so my last trip to a laundromat was c.1994.

      • Ted S.

        Our water has so much iron a magnet could probably bend it, so it’s off to the laundromat to wash clothes.

        We have a Bosch dryer, however.

      • Toxteth O’Grady

        The laundromat has water softening, I take it.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t think injector nozzles suffer more from temperature or pressure than exhaust valves do.

    Exhaust valves are big and simple, and they have comparatively high surface area for heat transfer. But- I haven’t been keeping up. They (whoever “they” are- Bosch, Detroit Diesel,?) have obviously found a way to make direct injection reliable on production vehicles.

    I’m just a “Keep It Simple, Stoopid” luddite.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Needs more “I’M SCOTTY KILMER AND I CONSISTENTLY TALK AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS BUY A TOYOTA CELICA!”

  43. Derpetologist

    I remember a pretty good radler that was from a brewery famous for pilsners. I can’t remember the name, but it came in a red and white can. The name was something like Stiglitz. It was always next to Zywiec beer at the store.

    • Derpetologist

      Stiefel beer! That’s what it was. It seems that beer has not washed away all my brain cells. Yay!

    • Nephilium

      Stiegl.

      Their grapefruit radler is loved among my friends in summer (and for drinking after a long bike ride).

      • Derpetologist

        Ah, yes, thanks.

        [pulls out driver’s license to jog memory about name]

      • Nephilium

        It’s just funnier with your comment directly above mine. 🙂

        They also make a lemon radler, which is a decent substitute, but the grapefruit one is a staple in the summer.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    The internet is chock full of people making comments like ‘I’ve been drinking 2 glasses of wine a week now. Am I an alcoholic?’

    Alcoholic? Probably not. Definitely a loser, though.

      • Hyperion

        LOL

      • hayeksplosives

        Ned was the best but they were all good!

  45. Invisible BEAM of the comment stream
  46. Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

    Just checked Liquor Connect’s database for Alberta booze. It only lists 51 Radlers. Is that enough?

    • pan fried wylie

      That’s at least 28 too many too Feel The Bern.

  47. Old Man With Candy

    Advice from the Glibertariat sought:

    I get nonstop texts and phonecalls from two desperate campaigns, Georgette Gomez (apparently a San Diego “LGBTQ Latina” running for congress in not-my-district, but maybe the district of the asshole who used to have this phone number) and Lizzie “Point-and-Scold” Warren. I have tried all the usual trolling responses (“Want a dick pic?”) to no avail.

    Suggestions on creative trolling?

    • Not Adahn

      set it up so that calls from one of those numbers are automatically forwarded to the other?

      • hayeksplosives

        That would be cool but I bet they somehow auto reject that.

    • MikeS

      Pretty vanilla, but I’ve asked them before what the candidate’s position is on campaigns being allowed to make unsolicited texts/phone calls when private business’s can’t.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I like that. But it may whiz over their heads (and yes, I’ve asked about their candidate’s position regarding legalization of golden showers).

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      If “Want a dick pick?” doesn’t stop it, it’s probably some kinda automated system, in which case, trolling’s no fun at all.

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        Although I do like Not Adahn’s idea above. Mebbe you can get ’em trapped in some kind of infinite loop.

      • pan fried wylie

        “…rolling blackouts across the nation as two call centers located on each coast robocall each other and consume a majority of generating capacity…”

      • robc

        The good ole days when misconfigured vacation reply messages could take down email.

      • Not Adahn

        Now I’m wondering…

        Is it possible to upload files to their system over the phone? Even if you couldn’t really do it it might be fun to say “Oh, hey you prick, here’s a virus *play recording of modem sounds*”

      • pan fried wylie

        Even if you couldn’t really do it (you can’t unless you’re already Skynet), they don’t fucking know that.

      • hayeksplosives

        The REAL birth of SkyNet.

    • hayeksplosives

      I kept my Minneapolis prefix and phone number for my personal phone. I get bugged by Minnesota campaigns non-stop.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Have you offered them dick pix?

      • hayeksplosives

        I wouldn’t even prank them with YOUR dick!

      • Old Man With Candy

        That would cause envy, which is their fuel.

    • Derpetologist

      Put them on hold. Say you’ll call them right back. Ask the same questions over and over. Pretend not to speak English. Blow a whistle or kazoo without warning. Use Yakety Sax as hold music. Push random buttons on the phone while talking. Start reading from The Great Gatsby.

    • MikeS

      *Looks back in old texts*

      I had this interaction once:

      Hi Timothy (For some reason I started getting texts for Timothy a couple years ago. Fuck you Timothy for giving them my number instead of yours)

      This is Dave from MoveOn.org. [Blah blah blah] Who you voting for?

      Hi, Dave. I’m voting for your mom. She’s a great lay.

      I’m removing you from further texts from MoveOn.org immediately. Have a great day

      • hayeksplosives

        Duly noted!

    • Not Adahn

      Suggest they post some advertisements on /pol/?

    • DEG

      I just reply with “Fuck Off Slaver” then block the number.

    • Chafed

      No more hollow threats. Send the dick pics.

  48. Hyperion

    Freeman Dyson is dead. There goes my Dyson Sphere along with my flying car to get there in.

    • MikeS

      He built a hell of a vacuum. ?

    • UnCivilServant

      Wait, he was still alive?

      • pan fried wylie

        Time dilation.

      • robc

        He was until the drugs fell out of his ass.

    • Spudalicious

      We’ve got a Dyson Animal. Great vacuum.

  49. hayeksplosives

    One of the things I noticed along my medical adventures here is that my “bracelet” that IDs me in the hospital shows my name and DOB and GENDER prominently.

    Because medical professionals know it matters. Can affect diagnosis, dosage, treatment options.

    So what do they do with transgenders? If an XY declares as an XX, are the X-ray techs still required to ask them if they could be pregnant? Do they give “female” doses?

    This is going to come to head at some point when transfolks insist that their truth be acknowledged by the care team for the patients’ mental health.

    • UnCivilServant

      Clearly their biochemistry will acknowledge their chosen pronouns.

      • hayeksplosives

        Maybe even their DNA changes…

    • Hyperion

      “shows my name and DOB and GENDER prominently.”

      You should mess with them as tell them as a gender fluid, your gender may change several times a day and if you don’t get a new bracelet each time it happens, they’re racist transqueerphobic Nazis.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I like that…

      • juris imprudent

        You really want to fuck with a nurse like that? Not wise.

      • Hyperion

        “You really want to fuck with a nurse like that?”

        Well, I haven’t seen pics yet.

    • Not an Economist

      So what do they do with transgenders? If an XY declares as an XX, are the X-ray techs still required to ask them if they could be pregnant? Do they give “female” doses?

      I seem to remember hearing something about a misdiagnosis resulting from a transgender person not telling the ER doctor they were transgender. I can’t remember if the person lived or not.

    • R C Dean

      Your sex is in the medical record, which is what matters (when things are working right). The bracelet should have a barcode, which is what matters for just about anything clinical. The gender on the bracelet is luvvy condescension and gutless virtue signaling.

  50. SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

    I think I have the colonavirus. Gah, it’s like somebody nuked my innards!

    • Hyperion

      I have it too, so I’m popping vitamin C and drinking echinacea tea. Worked last time.

      • robc

        I read that as pooping vitamin C.

      • Not Adahn

        Well if you take enough of it…

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Suggestions on creative trolling?

    Try telling them you needy fifty bucks to renew your NRA membership.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      “Xenu comin’.”

    • robc

      That would be great to do with the money mino mike is paying influencers.

    • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

      Good Lord, if that thing were any smaller it’d be a singularity.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Well there is a Detached Base that comes with it, but it’s not for cuffs and such, but they put a slot in low for the purpose, good thinking,

    • UnCivilServant

      Do you have the amazon link?

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        “Mini sewing machine”  Produced over 8,000 results.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I do check reviews and such before i buy from Amazon, this one is nice enough, Link^,

      • UnCivilServant

        So you see the problem. Trying to find the exact model is a needle in a stack of needlers.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Did you see the link? it works, yes?

      • UnCivilServant

        The link works. Thank you.

      • Invisible BEAM of the comment stream

        Trying to find the exact model is a needle in a stack of needlers.

        Not at all! Compared Yusef’s pic to the ones offered up — if it took me longer than 5 seconds I’d be surprised (though there’s a ton of sellers for that exact model and/or its “upgrade,” probably produced by the trillions at GuangZhou People’s Heavy Industries or somesuch . . . ).

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        This^, they just reverse engineered some cool Euro stuff

    • hayeksplosives

      Neat! Perfect for hems, repairs, and curtains. ?

    • The Hyperbole

      how much to replace a jacket zipper?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        How much is the Jacket? that much……

      • MikeS

        20 bucks. Same as downtown.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Larf….

  52. CPRM

    Bought myself a bottle of Jameson. I think I will partake of it tonight instead of tomorrow night, in case it has some adverse affects. I haven’t had whiskey in a long time. My stomach decided it no longer liked it so I stopped drinking it. I’ll try to have really light mixers and see how it goes.

    • MikeS

      Godspeed.

    • Tres Cool

      Careful. I wouldn’t have Tres Version 2.0 if it wasn’t for Crown Royal.

    • Nephilium

      Ginger beer is a common one, as is coffee, sugar, and heavy whipping cream.

  53. robc

    Got the 2nd of 2 shots in the shingles vaccine today. Bring it on, old people chicken pox.

    • Playa Manhattan

      My SIL got it at 35. It was not pretty.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, HORROR!

    White House Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney on Friday played down the deadly coronavirus that has caused U.S. stock markets to plummet, telling top conservatives that wall-to-wall news coverage of the disease is a ploy to hurt his boss, President Donald Trump.

    “The reason you’re seeing so much attention to it today is that they think this is going to be what brings down the President. That’s what this is all about,” Mulvaney said at a meeting of the Conservative Political Action Conference, where Republican Party superstars and right wing media personalities gather each year.

    “I got a note today from a reporter saying ‘What are you going to do today to calm the markets?’ I’m like, really, what I might do today to calm the markets is tell people to turn off their televisions for 24 hours,” he added.

    Mulvaney’s characterization of media coverage of the virus came as the S&P 500 was headed for its worst week since the Great Recession.

    It’s an outrage, I tells ya!

  55. Yusef drives a Kia

    @UCS, I have been eyeing all my boxes of Terrain materials, it may be time to proceed, what say you? It’s still a process, but we could start planning, if you want to,

    • pan fried wylie

      Pics filled article or GTFO.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s coming, I think maybe it’s time to open the Toy shop for business

      • Shirley Knott

        Go for it!

      • pan fried wylie

        *starts getting resume together*

    • Not Adahn

      If you’re going to post a parody TV show, at least come up with a more believable name than “Sitting with Sallie.”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I read that as Shitting with Sally….
        There’s a Game show…

      • Derpetologist

        [peers into viewscope, Spock voice]

        It appears to be a show on a public access channel in Kenora, Canada. It is sponsored by Shaw Communications.

    • DEG

      I laughed at a couple of places.

      Her bitching about dating being hard.

      And her bitching about men “mansplaining” how to use the app.

      • Derpetologist

        There is an island called Orango where women propose to men. It’s one of the few places in the world where that is the norm. If a woman offers a special fish dinner to a man, they are married.

        https://www.cbsnews.com/news/where-women-propose-and-men-cant-say-no/

        ***
        To have refused, explained the old man remembering the day half a century ago, would have dishonored his family — and in any case, why would he want to choose his own wife?

        “Love comes first into the heart of the woman,” explained Nananghe. “Once it’s in the woman, only then can it jump into the man.”

        In recent years, young men have become increasingly bold, going so far as to openly propose marriage — a dangerous turn, say traditionalists.

        “The choice of a woman is much more stable,” explains Okrane. “Rarely were there divorces before. Now, with men choosing, divorce has become common.”
        ***

      • Tres Cool

        “special fish dinner”….

        /giggity

    • Tres Cool

      In the 2nd pic she’s knocked up. Not fair.

      And despite her being a touch small for my tastes…..wood.

  56. westernsloper

    Go Battleaxes!!

      • l0b0t

        That’s why they call him Thrillhouse.

      • Derpetologist

        Do an image search for Milhouse tattoos. You shan’t be disappointed.

      • l0b0t

        Oh my. That Crybaby is fabulous.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Denied coverage specifically excluded by his health plan. This isn’t the plan denying treatment that’s at least arguably covered. It’s denying what is specifically excluded.

    Do we have a “weeping Obama” pic for situations like this? We should.

  58. Chafed

    My wife bought a 12 pack of Fresca. I’m not sure if I’m married to an old woman or middle aged gay man.

    • Nephilium

      Why not both?

      • Not Adahn

        What does xe identify as?

      • Nephilium

        /Points to previous response.

      • Chafed

        That does seem mutually exclusive.

      • Chafed

        Len Dawson is impressive but wife is prettier.

      • MikeS

        You’re a lucky man.

    • westernsloper

      Vodka. Mix with vodka.

    • Rhywun

      Hey!

      • MikeS

        ^ Fresca fan identified ^

  59. The Late P Brooks

    This is the best I can on short notice

    Good one, but needz moars sadz.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    My wife bought a 12 pack of Fresca.

    They still make that? I had no idea.

    • westernsloper

      Yes, it is delish!

    • Chafed

      Me neither. I was shocked. Then disgusted.

    • Rhywun

      It’s one of the few diet sodas I can stand. Though last week I discovered that diet 7-Up is not bad either (and much better than diet Sprite).

  61. Derpetologist

    today’s language lesson

    fataha means to open in Arabic

    miftah means key; the literal meaning is opener

    fatah (sounds like fah-tuh) means conquest, as in opening new lands for Islam; it is also the name of the political party founded by Yasser Arafat

    faateh means conqueror; it is also the name of a series of Iranian missiles

    Al-Fatiha refers to the opening verses of the Koran; there is a tradition of whispering it into the ears of newborns and the soon to be dead.

    ***
    Imam Abu Abdillah Ja’far as-Sadiq said that whoever cannot be cured by Surah al-Fatihah, then there is no cure for that person. In the same narration it is written that if this surah is recited 70 times on any part of the body that is aching, the pain will surely go away. In fact, the power of this surah is so great that it is said that if one were to recite it 70 times over a dead body, you should not become surprised if that body starts moving (i.e. comes back to life).
    ***

    The h in that word is not the same as English. The fancy name for it is the voiceless pharyngeal fricative. Imagine you finish mowing the lawn on a hot summer day. You go in and take a big gulp of a cold drink and make that “ahhhhhh” sound. That’s the sound. Arabic also has an h sound the same as English and the h/ch sound like in chutzpah or Hanukah.