This kind of pig.
So I was cruising through the deep freeze to see what was in there when I came across a six pound pork loin. I haven’t done jerky in a while, so it’s fate was set.
I used a Thai style jerky recipe that is very simple and yields my favorite piece of jerky. I’ve done this with beef and moose, but pork loin is my favorite.
To start with, I trimmed the loin and sliced it across grain into 1/4″ thick slices.
As I mentioned, this recipe is pretty easy. For every pound of meat, mix together:
2 tbsp Thai fish sauce
1 tbsp light, or dark soy sauce (I use half and half)
2 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp white pepper
1.1 gm Cure #1
Put the meat in a ziplock bag big enough to hold it all. I used a 2 gallon bag for this batch. Whisk all your ingredients together, add to the bag, and mix thoroughly. Seal the bag and into the fridge overnight. Turn the bag over a couple of times.
The next morning, I spread the slices out on racks and into the smoker*. I’m going to start at 100 degrees for an hour with no smoke to dry the pork. Then I add wood, ramp up to 140 for two hours and then 160 for another two hours. Four hours of smoke are plenty.
*If you don’t have a smoker, no big deal. Oven drying will still deliver a quality product.
From here, I move the meat to a 160 degree oven to finish the drying. Between smoking and drying, the total time was about nine hours.
To finish things off, I put the jerky in a brown paper bag over night to deal with any residual moisture as it cools.
You know why jerky is so expensive? I started with six pounds of meat and finished with two pounds of jerky. But it’s worth it!
Thanks for looking!
I’m slobbering, that looks soooo tasty, might have try it, oven though,
+1. Looks super delicious. One day I’ll get of my butt and buy a smoker.
I don’t have the patience for one. 9 hours to make a snack? Pass.
I’d eat that.
I came here to say this.
Seriously–no one is gonna riff on these??
I am utterly disappoint.
In the fridge or room temp?
This should work just fine for a food dehydrator, I assume?
Room temp and definitely.
Why do you call it “Stanky”?
Fish sauce…
^^^^
I don’t even want to know.
You had me all the way before, during, and after…but not the fish sauce.
Mmmm, mmmm.
Fermented.
Not.Clicking.
I’ve tried to use it in my own cooking before. I think I’ll leave it to the professionals.
Because “Your Mom” was already taken.
Also; ever smelled fish sauce? *shudders*
So…is this for eatin’ or catchin’ catfish?
Haha. Now that you mention it, there must be some catfish bait recipes that use it. It is that damn bad.
Contestant on Chopped the other night used a LOT of fish sauce, and the judges were like OMG. Turns out she knew what she was doing and didn’t actually overdo it. I don’t think I’ve ever used more than 5 or 6 drops.
Fish sauce is pretty much a standard ingredient in my Bolognese sauce now, along with small amounts of Worcestershire, Marmite and virtually anything else (like anchovy paste or concentrated mushroom extract) I can use to pump up the umami in the sauce. People keep asking for the recipe, and when I tell them, none of them can believe it.
Worcestershire is what makes meatloaf delicious.
Worcestershire is what makes meat
loafdelicious.Fixed
Brown paper bag trick is smart.
That looks good. Thanks for sharing!
No smoker. No can do, eh?
Oven will work.
What was your kidling’s mystery orange reptile?
Phlegm. She coughed up part of her curry.
See,
You’re such an unreliable narrator that I can’t quite accept that, even though it fits the evidence.
Well played.
You wish you had a daughter that thought stuff like that was funny. The mosaic was a nice touch.
That’s honestly what it was? Haha. That kicks ass. And yes, the mosaic was a nice touch.
Yep, And on Mama’s blanket no less.
Oh, straff–not the bedding!
Now I’m thinking that’s NOT what is was, because I’ m not believing that a little Japanese girl would be so uncouth as to hawk up a loogie onto her comforter. Or that she could produce quite so much volume.
Don’t sell her short, she’s half-American.
Maybe, but it’s rude to mention that.
I’ve trained her well. From age three, when she was just a little girl riding in the child seat on the back of my bicycle, she would point at posters of politicians on the street and ask, “Papa, is he a liar and a thief, too?” True.
Hickory?
I used cherry for this batch. You want a little smoke flavor, but you don’t want to overpower the marinade.
Cherry sounds good. I’ve used that on pork chops before.
Radio is playing some God-awful remake of Running Down A Dream with a breathy, whiny knockoff of the Indigo Girls.
Nice jerky, Spud.
Best remake ever
Wrong
Try this remake
Christmas music? you are wretched and spiteful.
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Wrong
Here
Good night, Ted.
God knows I hate being sincere on her, but…
The actual best/most improved cover of all time
Are you sure?
GodDAMN.
I forgot about that one.
Maybe you’re right. The final product is better, but the question becomes: does the improvement from the garbage Beatles original overcome the higher starting point of NIN?
I can’t judge that because of my (relative) youth.
Also because I had sex so many times to the Joe Cocker version with the costume mistress while waiting for my cue to go onstage during a production of Go Ask Alice
I think we need an article about that fling with the haberdashery wench.
Theater girls are easy. Details at 11:00.
Also, rolled-up rugs for set-dressing make excellent fuck benches.
Good questions all. Your…umm…emotional attachment to it not withstanding; it says a lot that Trent Reznor said Johnny stole the song from him and now owns it (words to that effect).
Now, all that might mean is he’s more humble than any of the Beatles, but still…
garbage Beatles original overcome the higher starting point of NIN?
You got that backwards, you young whippersnapper.
MikeS: “Are you sure?”
I was impressed with Cash’s remake.
I thought that the video of Cash singing the song was quite impressive.
The video does add another dimension to it, doesn’t it? Especially June standing at his side, already passed on by the time the video was released, and only a few months before Johnny died.
Nah, this improves on the piano original.
It so does. I think you’ve arrived at the correct answer and we can lay this topic to rest now.
Neg, if for no other reason than using the NYO version. Seriously, the 1st trumpet should not be performing. Go listen from 0:45 1:15 if you don’t believe me.
But also, overall, the reorchestration suffers in the interior movements, and also (and this is a controversial opinon) “The Great Gate of Kiev. “
I will listen to this version when I get a chance. My go-to is from the 80s.
But more importantly, the original – and TBH I’ve only listened to it 3 or 4 times – just doesn’t “do it” for me in the same way.
I was a violist for a couple of decades, and played (and loved) the orchestral version.
But there’s something about the piano version on TGGoK where slamming/rolling those chords is just more dramatic for me than the orchestra continuing to blast away like they’ve been doing.
There’s a video on YT of some dude playing the original – it’s mesmerizing how into it he gets. I’ll have to give it another chance. It’s one of my favorite classical works.
OMG you’re right
If the criteria is most improved over the original then the only question is which Dylan cover wins, many will go with Jimi and Watchtower, I’d probably go with this but seriously the only reason anyone knows who Bob Dylan is s because other people covered his songs.
If that’s the criteria, here is the winner.
I had no idea that was Dylan cover.
Yeah, I love KWS but that’s a second class Dlyan song to start with and Kenny doesn’t do anything special to elevate it. Fair to middling at best.
This one’s a huge improvement on the original.
You win the thread.
You’re absolutely right, but so it this.
“This one’s a huge improvement on the original.”
This is one of the reasons I enjoy this “place” – in addition to political commentary, L(libertarian) ideas, recipes, and much more – I can learn about bands I might never have heard of otherwise.
Thank you, Grumbles.
When a cover obliterates the original.
Not a cover
Now, when you say “obliterates”, you are, in fact, saying that it shits the bed so hard that it affects the space/time continuum, and causes people to forget that the song even exists…right?
‘Cause….fuck.
Best remake.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LhL8Sl3dWl8
Timeloose,
I am reminded of this:
Beautiful World by DEVO.
Beautiful World By Rage Against The Machine.
Cool. I never listened to the Rage version.
Do you ever get on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dementia?
You should.
Is that from Exit to Eden?
No, it’s from MikeS’s most favorite fantasy.
He has a vivid mind!
*clicks*
*barfs*
*shakes fist at Crusty*
*barfs again*
Proof that CJ knows the erogenous zone like a champ.
Why We Should Think Twice About Colonizing Space
Jiminy creepers!
So… just like the ghetto
Or just the Tower of Babel parable with a science fiction sheen.
Afro
Charlie
Tower of Babel
Profit!
Oh, fuck it. Let’s take it to its logical conclusion.
Roman Empire
MTV
God blinds the Singularity with SCIENCE
Not do something that man dreams of because something bad might happen? Fuck that.
Precautionary principle, Stinky!
Your avatar really makes me want to change back to my Randy Watson.
Whatever makes you happy, just let your soul glow.
*sigh*
…….
Huh, keep getting a 504 bad gateway.
+1 “the royal dick is clean”
+1 “Are you conscious?!?“
Is what that asshat describes necessarily bad?
Bah. Space colonization is impossible. Life in the universe only has a few hundred million years left. Maybe a single-digit billion.
Eleven years here on earth.
Nah, the algae and lichens will survive until carbonate death. Prokaryotes will live millenia longer.
Exactly. And here we are, littered with breeders who sentenced their young offspring a short life. At least the gay gents, celibates, and people who can’t get laid group did our part to reduce future human suffering. You BREEDERS KILLED THE PLANET!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
+1 Nikki
I think it’s equally likely that the discovery of any sort of practicable interstellar travel will bring instantaneous, or near enough, communication with it, and all those different species will be speaking English and following the Space Kardashians for “entertainment”.
My eye twitched so hard at Space Kardashians that I thought I might be having a small stroke.
That looks delicious.
Homes along Lake Erie are covered in ice following two days of gale-force winds
Forget the Coroner virus this is the scary.
The Queasy, M.E. virus?
It’s murder, Sam!
God damn cops in the area are chasing away people who go to take photos. Source: guy who got chased off. Fuckers.
That’s a shame, I was just thinking that would make for great photos.
Have a beef on weck* and a pop** and stay warm, friend***!
*if you don’t know what this means I pity your existence.
** lol pop it’s called a soda, weirdo.
*** you are obviously cold and indoors, so send pasty nudes!
Beef on Weck is delicious.
If I ever need to drive through/near Buffalo, I’m going to get one.
It doesn’t seem to be a thing in Saratoga.
All of mine I’ve had in central PA. I’ve not been in western NY.
Huh. Well then, I should look for more matches in PA.
I had one long ago in Austin.
Wasn’t impressed.
Holy shit. My house would collapse under that weight BEFORE it melted, never mind after.
KLY-MUTT CHAYNJ!!
Mom grew up in northern Maine and talked of houses that had doors on the second story so that people could get out of the house in extreme winter. Mom’s dad used to mention that, when clearing his driveway of snow, he would run out of room to throw the snow.
Having had work shoveling snow in the snow belt the latter is totally believable.
Mom’s dad used to mention that, when clearing his driveway of snow, he would run out of room to throw the snow.
That happened to me at an ex-girlfriend’s place.
She lived in a suburb of Boston. That year Boston got lots and lots of snow. The storm in question dumped at least two feet, maybe three. I can’t remember clearly.
I shoveled while she and her roommate relaxed inside. And I ran out of places to put the snow.
I smiled that Hobbit described it as some legend from the days of yore and I thought, “Well, I call that ‘a Tuesday’.”
Badge of honor?
More like vag of honor, am I right, people?
A badge of my imprisonment in a frozen hellscape.
Indeed – that’s every decent snowfall here.
Every time someone says “why don’t you get a snow blower?”, I have to explain that would only work if my neighbors are cool with me blowing it into one of their windows.
It’s one of the reasons I bought a house with a yard. I have plenty of places to put snow.
Do go on about the girl and the roommate. I’m sure there’s more to this story.
Allen’s controversial memoir hits newsstands in April
I can’t wait for a nebbishy detailed account of Diane Keaton’s quirky quim.
Quirky and almost totally uninhabited.
Woody got to bang her twice at the most.
Ya know, in ’08, during the presidential election, the woman I was dating (OG-1X-OG) went through my house when I wasnt home and hid firearms, golf-clubs, implements of destruction, cause warned I was going to go “Full Elvis” on my TV. She even ripped the plug wire out of my chainsaw.
I’m older, kinda more mature, and Im less impulsive now. But if I see many more Bloomberg ads….
“Full Elvis”
Fat in a jumpsuit in Hawaii?
..passing out on the shitter after shot-gunning my TV, with a belt on and a DEA badge in my pocket.
Duh.
?
I’ve used the phrase “I’ll pistol whip the next mother fucker” at work. No drama yet.
No pressure, but I totally expect you to buy a Laugo Alien.
The current price point offends my fiscal sensibilities. (See also BRNO 7.5)
Holy crap–a semi-decent used car, or a pistol….
Both have their uses, but….DAMN.
That’s because the office is a gun free workplace, so they know it’s an empty threat.
I see you use Pearl River Bridge.
Excellent, Grasshopper.
Yeeeahhh boyee! Sanders is already fucking shit up:
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/flavor-flav-chuck-d-you-cant-fire-me-public-enemy-960860/
Flav w/o NWA is…..?
NWA?
Basically.
The answer I was seeking was ‘unemployed’
“Public Enemy loses it’s shit over Democrat primaries”
… said literally nobody ever in any other timeline.
What? You telling me they didn’t shill for Dukakis back in their prime? Unfathomable.
Today in “Can’t we all just get along? I guess not”:
Maybe the parade organizers “felt extremely disrespected” when you deliberately chose to provoke them. Just a thought.
ugh
Eh, fuck St. Patrick’s Day parades, anyway.
Parades, yes. The glorious abundance of corned beef EVERYTHING, oh hell nah.
I’mma post my diner’s menu just to make you people jealous.
Oh totally. I hate parades.
Though at least the Norwegian Day parade that sails by my house every year is apolitical. It’s the politics that is the main reason I hate parades.
I knew it was going to be St Patrick’s.
Didn’t they pull this same schtick before?
This is a recurring theme every. single. year.
Why do woke gays have such a need to be involved with leprechauns?
Can the organizers point to even one time when St. Patrick had a date with a woman? NTTAWWT
He got rid of the other (trouser) snakes. Power move. Alpha AF.
Its that stuff that prompted me to post a comment up. While walking through the living room to the kitchen (where I was making jugsy lobster-stuffed ravioli), I heard a Bloomberg ad about how he was a “planner, a do-er, and save schools and health care”. Then despite having Shade45 on my bluetooth speaker in the kitchen, I could hear how “Michael Bloomberg has the history to face Trump.” It wasnt even 5 minutes late another commercial came on with a black woman essentially saying she “couldn’t get a loan (cause she was black) to start her business. But Bloom’s policies made it so, and now she’s upper middle class”.
That literally was like 15 minutes.
Now she can afford a lawyer for that cousin who got unconstitutionally thrown against the wall and frisked before getting shipped off to Ryker’s.
Rude Jude or Whoo Kid?
Both. They make a great show.
Even better is Judy and Ellis.
Listen, without rainbow stickers, how the hell are you supposed to find they pot of gold?
heh. Submitted w/o comment-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ
+1 “Special leprechaun flute”
The flute player’s a motherfucker!!
University of Hawaii marching band circa 1985, hardest hit.
Jeff Bezos’ $165M Home and Why New Moguls Love Old Hollywood Estates
That house is the tits, bro!
Weeeeeeee DAWGGIES!
Did the Beverly Hillbillies live in one of those?
+1 cement pond
That’s see’ ment.
GMTA
It sold last year for 150 mil:
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/beverly-hillbillies-mansion-record-intl-scli/index.html
No wonder all those wannabe freeloaders were chasing after Jed.
If I owned that particular estate, I’d have the resources to have a gorgeous whore dressed as Ellie Mae on call.
I swear I saw that foyer in an episode of Hart to Hart.
Stefanie Powers is an all-timer.
So is Bobby Wags.
So is Max…in his own way.
Anyway, the second-best of these.
Also, one of the best examples of truly beautiful people and good-looking people.
This is the best.
Listen, some of us spent our childhoods smoking True Blues with our blue blood grandmothers watching the tv reruns, so we appreciate certain things.
This is the best. I forgot about the tennis ball thing.
Granny Crust didn’t watch this one.
Shot for shot recreations are parodies now?
You’re the Nikki of Glibs.
That poor bastard Adam Scott…his career is going gonna crash after that.
Paul Rudd, otoh, is poised for stardom!
Did someone say Paul Rudd?
Fun Fact: Stonestreet is now a part owner of the Royals.
That is my all-time favorite TV show theme and one of my favorites shows ever.
Bravo! I love that show, in all its cheesy eighties splendor.
Smoking Is at an All-Time Low, But Loosie Sales Are Only Getting Stronger
Loosies should be legal because Negros buy them imo
It’s only the small gov argument progs will listen too. Disparate impact of their laws on vulnerable populations.
Yeah, yeah I know. It’s bullshit and all that. But it’s the only argument I’ve found that makes them actually think. It disrupts the NPC programming, even if just for a second.
Unless revenue is involved. Trust me, nobody in NYC is advancing a “disparate impact” argument about cigarettes. Well, nobody that matters.
For Mike S since he doesn’t like Steely Dan.
Pretty certain he’s the sole reason I don’t like Steely Dan.
Blueprint blue is my second favorite color.
It sure looks good on you.
There’s a Twitter # war going on with “#ChooseWarren” and “#WarrenEndorseBernie”, and currently FiveThirtyEight has Bernie and Biden neck in neck for the nomination at 17% each
I just listened to the Trump rally in Charlotte, the man is a Rock star, Comedian, Bombast, and spooky as fuck, too many “things” that remind me of certain, other people from history,
Also, he is going to win in a landslide.
You know what other bombastic politician also won in a landslide?
Sunny Bono?
Sonny, and too soon, he was a musical genius and you should be ashamed of yourself. And it had nothing to do with a landslide, “Pine tree get out of my way”
Shit…Pine tree “your in my way” not ‘get outta my way’
Meh, i always kinda imagined it had to do with an avalanche.
While that is probably my preference, the shear arrogance of Trumpsters has got my schadenfreude needle moving towards the D’s pulling an upset. I got nothing to lose and the entertainment value, while not as theatrical as when Herself lost, would be something.
I’m excited because no mater who wins, minds are going to melt.
I am forecasting, not cheerleading.
Fair enough, but in my defense it’s hard to tell sometimes.
That’s true. It is hard to tell when you’re cheerleading or just being contrarian.
It’s hard to cheer lead when you hate everybody, and I am not a contrarian.
Narrator: it’s always the latter.
You may hate everybody, but you hate one side more than the other. And you never let anyone forget that..while also never admitting to it.
I may have a particular disdain for rednecks and/or hillbillies but that’s mostly a familiarity breeding contempt kinda thing. If I don’t adequately express my disgust with libs and commies it’s probably because there’s usually nothing to add after the rest of you opine, and I’ve never been keen on preaching to the choir.
One cannot say ONE WORD of defense of Donald Trump without being accused of being a Trumptard.
One cannot say ONE WORD of criticism of Donald Trump without being accused of being a libtard.
Therefore, I mostly say no words of Donald Trump.
BUT! On TOS way back in the yonder days where there were 34,782 Republican candidates, I said “Trump won’t win. Hillary will lose.”
John lost his shit.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NUANCETARD!
?
When you made that point the other day I was nodding in agreement and here I am falling down that very trap. Thank you for pointing it out. I’ll need to check myself in the future, like “whataboutism” it’s an easy rake to step on. Human nature being what it is.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, COSMOTARD!
if 338 – 200 is a landside, you might be onto something
Steve Martin?
David Bowie?
Ricky Gervais?
Crusty Juggler?
I’m not that spooky.
He does a pretty good Il Duce impression.
Exactly, uncanny really, but he’s good for the US so i’m good with him,
I’d shake my head at my idiot friends who’d say “Hitler”, because Mussolini is so much more apt.
Il Duce had Italy for 21 years, time to learn the pose, Trump’s expressions are so similar…
Ricky Gervais and David Bowie!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?
That was great. Where can I find the show?
“Extras” was an HBO thing here, as I recall. So, whichever services that carry it. I can’t say I’ve seen it for sure on anything other than, say, HBOGO, or, whatever the other HBO stream service is.
I realize their positions have changed radically over the years, but do you think you could match pics of Joe, Bernie and Mike to pictures of their erect cocks?
No.
Don’t be hasty. Think about it for a while.
Yes.
Don’t be
whoreyhasty. Think about it for a while.Crusty gets the blind taste test.
Ah! Trick question. Brilliant, straff.
I picked up my venison maple breakfast sausage and teriyaki sticks at the local meat market today. Teriyaki sticks will be an hors d’oeuvres at Honey Harvest time, if I stop eating them.
Its just now March. How many did you buy ?
Right? I say we all descend on his place now.
You’re supposed to come with your scuba gear this summer, help me look for something
Oh! That’s right! I really want to get away and maybe rent your cabin for a weekend. We’ll see.
The price is always right
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I had them made from my own deer, about 25 lbs of each. In 1 lb vacuum packs, now frozen.
If I can attend, I’ll bring some maple breakfast sausage from the local place here.
Hope you can make it, although after you see the line up you might have second thoughts.
Did that guy regrow his fingers? When I met him he had duct taped a butcher knife to what was left of his hand, Also his wife tried to seduce my hunting partner.
Well maybe not “seduced”, but she noticed that his fly was open.
And she put her hand in his pants.
So, yeah, seduced.
go on…
Well, I mean her hand was bloodied with deer blood…
And the frictional coefficient between a dry hand and a bloodied hand is significant….
You had me at “hand was bloodied”.
So please–continue.
Deer Blood Handie was my band in high school.
“Manhandle the man-handle”
Funny AND fearsome, at the same time.
That isn’t the customary way to let someone know their fly is down?
Another hunting partner had everything shipped to Wisconsin. In addition to the out-of-state license ($185) plus the processing ($250), plus the shipping($200), that was some expensive meat.
Nick, I’m not sure which guy you mean but the owner-operator gives my youngest grand daughter (23 YO) extra attention when she is there with me. His wife, on the other hand, has a voice that drives me out the door.
The store does have good meat and does a good job on the processing but not cheap.
My daughter (D3) is having a daughter!
(Slightly drunk at this point)
Yippee? I hope!
Thus the quest to name the child Dagny begins.
Dagny
John
Danny
Dominique or GTFO.
Dagny chose the wrong dude.
I wish!
Wha-? Oh…sorry.
In my defense, it sounds somewhat similar.
I learned today that my middle grand daughter is gonna get something in a few months. First Great for us and fortunately the only married one.
Congrats to Hobbit for a job well done!
Congrats to you and Hobbit!
Was this one of the lovely young ladies we met?
?
It was just the Mrs and me at Fourscore’s.
And thanks to all!!
Congrats, G’Gramps!
Congratulations both!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Dude, that’s been in the deep freeze for two years!!
Nevertheless, thanks for the lesson!
Gonna have to get me a smoker, I think…
Dang, didn’t realize they unpersoned Matthews right after the first commercial break – just, “this is my last night… … we’ll be back after this” and he’s gone.
Seriously? Right in the middle of the show? That’s pretty creepy. And I suppose they acted as if nothing was different?
No, they were totally unprepared and didn’t know what to say.
So I guess it was Matthews’s idea. Geez, if he was going to do that, he should’ve gone all Network on ’em and gone out with a bang.
I think that tingling interferes with his grip.
He drank the Flavor-Ade.
SNL is often a wasteland of comedy, but they throw up some gems, now and then.
Favorite comment:
THIS IS A COMPLETE MISREPRESENTATION. RTE1’s PRODUCTION VALUES AREN’T NEARLY THIS HIGH.
Feck. Arse. Drink.
Hilarious sketch, I dig Heder.
Cowboys, Ted!
So… this afternoon, I went to the boys room to drop trou and readjust my knee brace, then had half dropped trou to tuck in my shirt.
As I was there, with half-dropped pants in front of the mirror, two young girls came in. One is a girl with a boy’s haircut, but the obvious developing breasts of a young woman. The other didn’t even have short hair, and was obviously coached. The first went straight into a stall. The other, perhaps a year younger and with waist length hair, was looking for a stall next to the first. I asked her “what are you doing?” She replied, “waiting for a stall”. I told her “this is the boy’s room”. She replied “I am a boy”. I walked away, but said, outloud, “no, you’re not, and saying so doesn’t make it true.”
I don’t know if she heard it, but little miss dyke haircut did, and started asking “did you just say…?” I ignored her and kept walking.
What the fuck is wrong with a society that thinks it’s ok for little girls to walk into a space where a man has his pants down?
You, of course, would be the monster if they reacted badly.
A year ago, I knocked on the girls bathroom door, made sure it was empty, and put up a closed sign to fix a toilet. As I was walking out, an admin type wandered by and was shocked, asking, “was the room empty, were there any little girls in there?”
But, it’s ok if they come into the boy’s room. It’s insane.
“This afternoon in Denver a cis gendered middle aged male exposed himself to two transgendered two spirits and taunted them. Police are currently on the lookout for a tall, silver, metallic robot with a beer in its hand…”
Something something I, Roommate…
You’re gonna have to stop working at Target, bruh!
Possibility you could go to HR for hostile work environment?
This could have been a much better story.
?
*zips back up*
“I do not believe it is fair or right for protestors to show up at the homes of people who dedicate their lives to public service,” Lacey said.
They were just trying to welcome their new overlords*.
*trashy suspiciously absent form that list
Paging Chafed: Good news for Monday evening.
Sadly, homeowners aren’t allowed to own mini guns.
You know if the Jehovah’s Witnesses shared this kind of good news they just might get a convert.
“Hello. I’m with the Sig’s Witness Church, and I would like to ask you if you considered the safety of your self, your family, and your property. If you were burglarized today, what would YOU use?”
Praise the Lord brother! Church of Sig. Church of Mossberg. We are all brothers.
Allow me to put on my vestments: https://www.amazon.com/Created-Colt-Made-Equal-T-Shirt/dp/B07PJ9DMWW
Hallelujah!
I worked a job near a Costco today and needed a stock up so I went by. The place was seriously raided, I’ve never seen a Costco like this. Every single piece of chicken was gone, including the rotisserie ones. Very limited in all meat, there was easily 75 percent of the meat gone and all the eggs save a couple cracked thirty packs. The tp was completely gone, people have priorities. It wasn’t even close to Cuba, but gives you an idea of what will happen if panic sets in.
Where was this?
South San Francisco.
Ah, Pacific rim so I guess there’s some reason for concern. But hoarding TP seems a bit silly.
Our son just texted. Same thing in Vegas.
With all the Chinese who blow through Vegas I can imagine them worrying a bit.
Yeah. He and his Chinese wife may be largely responsible for the shortage of masks there They shiped several hundred of them to her family in China.
I’m glad my Japanese wife and her family don’t believe in that face mask- lucky charm nonsense. I know it’s difficult to break people from that when that’s how they grew up but it’s ignorant to think those will protect you from getting infected.
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2020/03/02/dont-be-drinking-anything-when-watching-climate-change-crusader-michael-bloomberg-explain-why-his-private-jet-usage-is-not-hypocritical/
Well got to give Bloomie points for honesty. I guess this makes him the most honest man in the race?
Whew! For a second, there, I thought he was gonna be hypocritical!
His lack of contact with voters is showing. Spend another half a billion Bloomers.
You laugh, but, he got Judge Judy!!
/authoritarian types do tend to seek each other out.
Exactly.
I f’g hate that guy. Authoritarian POS.
Flava Flav is absolutely in the right and he should get an apology. Those aren’t words I would imagine I would ever say.
https://twitter.com/FlavorFlav/status/1234569327812038657
For good, or, for ill, it’s Flav that people think of when “Public Enemy” is mentioned. Yes, I can read minds….
Well, at least, he’s usually the face and voice that get shown to us in media. Chuck D wasn’t head-lining that NYE party in New Jack City.
Shit. Doing dishes and sliced two of my fingertips open on one of those onion chopper blade inserts. Reached my hand into the dark cave of the corner cabinet where the lazy Susan awaits one’s pleasure and swiped my fingers right over it. Hurts almost as much as a fucking paper cut.
Go o-
???
You get them taken care of?
Yeah, I’ve got them bandaged up but no thanks to XY TD, who made a mess of the First Aid kit so I had to go scrounging for stuff. ????
Well, good! And yeah–no reason for a messy FA kit, unless you were rescuing people from multi-car collision, or, earthquake.
Judging by the state of it, that is exactly what it was last used for.
“Get upstairs, and CLEAN YOUR FIRST AID KIT!!!”
/not funny….but, sorta.
I have dragged him out of bed in the middle of the night before. It is not pleasant for anyone and I don’t need the drama.
Tomorrow when he gets hime from school, though…
To help you feel a
touchbit better:Soon
I fell asleep with all the lights on. End result – I didn’t get any rest and woke up tired.
How does that happen?
Even when drunk, my body is programmed to get me to bed properly.
Rushya-Bot status: Confirmed.
I think someone’s not drinking enough
Easy I had no intent to go to sleep. I still had things to do around the house.
Why did you have all the lights on? Seems wasteful to be honest.
A: It’s not.
B: It’s my money.
C: I like to see.
To save energy, I just have an orphan with an LED flashlight follow me around.
We were lucky to have lights at all by the time we went to bed last night. Our power went out twice yesterday, the first time for several hours during the day while I was at work. Mr. GT’s sleuthing around the neighborhood revealed that the power company apparently had to replace a pole. The power came back late afternoon but turned out only to be a temporary fix. As we were watching a show we’d recorded a week or so ago, the power went out again around 8:45ish and didn’t come back on for a couple of hours. Happily, I had enough “juice” in my Nook to finish reading OUS. (E-mail forthcoming)
Good to know your power’s back. I look forward to your comments.
Yikes! Any Nashville-area Glibs? Killer twisters overnight.
We have 1, I forget who it is.
Don?
or is he in Memphis?
Plisade and I.B. McGinty, I believe.
Less than 20 minutes to the next edition. Not enough time to start a new conversation but still here.
I’m gassy this morning. Wanna riff on that?
I’ll pass.
8:01 and no lynx?