“I’m not fat, I’m not fat, I’m the healthiest man alive,” Donald said, nude, on top of his desk, squatting, sweating, wild-eyed. “ALIVE!” he screamed and ate another hydroxychloroquine tablet.
“Stop, Donald, just stop,” the hat cried from the settee. “You’re taking too many!”
“NEVER!” Donald said defiantly.
“Fat?” the hair asked weakly, draped over the hat’s bill, thinning, greying, coughing piteously.
“Pelosi called him fat,” the hat whispered. “Morbidly obese.”
“Aw, fuck,” the hair said limply.
“I heard that!” Donald said. He struggled awkwardly to stand and then began bouncing his happy Buddha belly up and down, the overhang slapping against his gunt.
“Jesus! Oh, Jesus!” the hat said. “Where is there a God to forbid such things?”
Donald stopped suddenly, vomited over the side of the desk, and then fell off.
“Ah, ha! Nausea!” the hat said. “One of the more common side effects is nausea!” He used his bill to tap the laptop in front of him awake. The hair groaned in pain.
“Listen to this, Donald,” the hat said.
“Is he even awake?” the hair asked.
“Nausea, stomach cramps, and diarrhea,” the hat read from the screen. “Altered eye pigmentation, acne, anemia, bleaching of hair.”
“Bleaching of hair?” the hair asked.
“Blisters in mouth and eyes, blood disorders, convulsions, vision difficulties, diminished reflexes, emotional changes… Emotional changes, Donald. Did you hear that?” the hat demanded.
Donald and the hair both grunted.
“Excessive coloring of the skin,” the hat continued. “You already have this one!”
“Hearing loss,” the hat continued.
“‘What?” Donald demanded from the floor.
“Hives, itching, liver problems or liver failure, loss of hair,” the hat went on. “Loss of hair, Donald! LOSS OF HAIR! Your killing your hair!” the hat said loudly.
“Me, I’m your hair, Donald,” the hair said weakly.
“Muscle paralysis, weakness or atrophy, nightmares, psoriasis, reading difficulties, tinnitus, skin inflammation and scaling, skin rash, vertigo, weight loss, and occasionally urinary incontinence,” the hat finished.
“Definitely the last one,” Donald said from behind the desk. He rolled over onto his back, ponderous and slow.
“These pills taste terrible,” Donald said.
“Did you just take another one?” the hat asked.
“I’m never going to die,” Donald mumbled, then had several long bouts of dry-heaving.
“We have to get him to stop,” the hair said.
“You just stay strong for me,” the hat told the hair. “You’ve got to stay strong!”
“I feel like I have a swimming pool in my ass,” Donald said. “Can I have a Diet Coke?”
“Is it to wash down another one of those pills?” the hat asked.
“No,” Donald replied unconvincingly.
“Then, no… no more Diet Coke for you,” the hat said.
“There’s a sink in the Shitter,” Donald said, trying to backstroke through the carpet.
“Tap water? You? Go ahead. I’d LOVE to see it,” the hat said and laughed.
Donald stopped wriggling on the floor. “I have the itching and the reading difficulties,” Donald said. “But at least no Chinese Virus.”
“You’ve already had it, like, nine times, Donald,” the hat said. “Our future selves keep coming back and curing you!”
“There is no such thing as the future,” Donald said hollowly.
“That last set of us,” the hair whispered. “I think they were gay for each other.”
“Oh, no,” the hat said. “One hundred percent gay for each other. But that timeline is gone. Gone, gone, gone.”
The hat, cradling his friend, looked to heaven and saw only the water stains on the ceiling.
LO fucking L!
“There is no such thing as the future,” Donald said hollowly.
Not worth living in, anyway.
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
I still have no idea why he is taking that stuff, but CNN can’t stop talking about it.
It’s used as a prophylactic for malaria, so if it works on COVID, it would make sense to use it before you were sick. The science does not appear to be settled as to the efficacy, but it seems like something you’d do if you were doctor to a germaphobic President.
It’s also taken as a maintenance med for lupus and RA. Should be data from that as a prophylactic, one way or another.
Trump says not eating dingleberries is good. CNN devotes an entire show of reporters gobbling their own shit.
They don’t need Trump to encourage them to do that daily Suthen…
Apparently, it works as an adjunct for zinc. Without zinc, the thinking is it doesn’t do much. It basically carries zinc inside cells, where the zinc fucks up the virus, is my understanding.
So, of course, we don’t have any studies in the US of HCQ and zinc. Lots of studies of HCQ on its own, especially as a treatment for no-hopers. Its almost like the #resistance is perfectly willing to sideline a possibly/likely helpful drug, just so people can say Trump is a doofus.
If it’s just for the zinc, take the Zicam zinc and vitamin C pills called ColdEze.
Taken at the first sign of a cold, and it helps your immune system win. Much shorter and less severe cold. One of the few “at home” things that helps.
“.@jack At what point is @Twitter a part of this? TAKE DOWN TRUMP’s ACCOUNT— the world world be safer. Retweet if you agree”
https://twitter.com/morningmika/status/1263114140853428233
But it’s Trump who is the nazi.
Caleb Hull
@CalebJHull
Replying to
@morningmika
Karen af
Mika Brzezinski is pretty much the archetypal Karen, isn’t she?
I so desperately want to see Mika cry as Durham indicts all her friends.
This would make me happy.
It’s the simple pleasures that really count.
The Platonic Ideal of a Karen.
MiKaren is still miffed about Joe’s intern.
Well since the courts have ruled that Trump can’t block people from following him because it is some sort of official govt communication, I think that would also mean Twitter can’t ban him or suspend his account.
Fucking two way streets, how do they work?
The two-way street analogy assumes intellectual honesty and dedication to some principle other than, “Gimme what I want.”
“You just stay strong for me,” the hat told the hair. “You’ve got to stay strong!”
I like seeing the sensitive side of the Hat.
*stands to applaud*
Good stuff SF.
it seems like something you’d do if you were doctor to a germaphobic President.
BUT HIM NO WEAR MASK!!!
He’s the clean one. Everyone else is dirty.
When does SF reveal his inside source (dare I say Deep Throat?)?
IF these aren’t reality, they should be.
we could get a Change.org petition started to make it so.
SF is the Hair.
NYT headline:
The Law of Supply and Demand Isn’t Fair
Hard hitting journalism. Pulitzer-worthy.
link?
That wouldn’t be fair.
Gravity isn’t fair to people in wheelchairs, which isn’t surprising, it was invented by an old white man.
For brooks, replying brooks-style.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/20/business/supply-and-demand-isnt-fair.html
Decent article, nothing surprising. It expalins some behavior but fails to mention the laws against “gouging”. Which seems a big point to not cover.
Is there a follow up with: “Breaking: Life not fair”
Posted too soon.
HA! The primary motivation of the bigbox stores is to not get pilloried in the media.
Much like all of the bullshit equity programs they implement and abhorrent advertisements featuring adolescent trannies, it’s all virtue-signalling to appease the mob.
This just in! Walmart and other big stores devastating the environment with their low, low prices on paper products. Packaging in large, affordable quantities only encourages the use of toilet paper and paper towels.
The CEOs should be held accountable
/Greta
My guess is that this is the trial balloon for the Times’ take on the devastation their preferred policy is causing. It’s a good thing that the shutdowns destroyed millions of small businesses, comrade! Don’t you understand that they were merely quick buck artists out to exploit the downtrodden?
The large companies are playing a long game
Just ignore the obsession with quarterly financials.
Paywalled. Oh well.
Respect Mah Authority!!
Illinois business owners could face fine, jail time for reopening in defiance of coronavirus restrictions
*And he may never lift social distancing and mask rules.
Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on Friday filed an emergency rule that would penalize owners of restaurants, bars, gyms, barbershops and other businesses for reopening before coronavirus restrictions are lifted.
In Illinois, a Class A misdemeanor charge can carry a fine of up to $2,500 and a maximum jail sentence of one year.
What the hell is this other than rule by decree?
Yeah, since when do arbitrary executive orders have the force of law? I would guess these will eventually get tossed, but the process is the punishment. Maybe the Institute for Justice could file a class-action against the governors and their aparatchiks for deprivation of civil rights, where they don’t have qualified immunity.
Brother Keith went to great lengths to prevent a bar in rural Minnesoda from opening this week.
You think that a one time member of the Nation of Islam would be a little more reticent about becoming The Man.
link?
Link on google news. Did not click.
Who was it commenting recently about facemasks being the new t-shirts? Neph?
Well, here is your answer: https://teefury.com/collections/face-masks
Hopefully, the future will view today’s maskers like modernity views the JNCO jeans fad of the ’90s.
Masks?
I’m adopting “face diapers”.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2020/05/a_better_name_for_the_covid19_masks.html
I brought it up, but I was tipped off by T-Shirt Hell going down that route early.
https://babylonbee.com/news/barbers-and-beauticians-lead-fight-for-liberty
Wonderful! Finally have my hair appointment tomorrow. I may have to print this for my gal.
Mine told me I was just going to have to bite the bullet and go for blonde highlights if I didn’t want to look like a cadaver or dirty grey mouse with my white hair.
Speaking of hair stylists, a Karen’s letter in today’s paper warns about businesses wanting to re-open “too soon according to science facts” by threatening to sue if Grandma goes out only to ONE place and gets her hair done and comes down with the Covid. The warning is that heirs will sue the salon when she dies, because it is obvious where she caught it. Hey, Karen, keep Grandma at home if she’s that precious, but if she goes out it is on her own responsibility and don’t blame some hairdresser because Grandma couldn’t live without her blue hair dye when all she’s doing otherwise is sitting in the parlor knitting and watching “The View.”
Unintended Consequence: people start to hide the fact they are sick for fear of a lawsuit.
Foreseeable consequences aren’t unintended.
too soon according to science facts
Such Facts, Much Science, Many Intelligent, Smartest!
These people need certainty. They’re delicate little snowflakes that require structure and a daddy to protect them.
I laughed too hard at all of it.
“You already have this one!”
That was the best. Well, that and.
“Tap water? You? Go ahead. I’d LOVE to see it,”
Bravo.
water stains on the ceiling
Great. Another multi billion dollar renovation of the White House. Fuck you Truman, cut spending.
For whoever knows what I’m talking about.
I am making an ebook for someone. My client is arguing over the measurement between a picture and its caption. He will not rest until it is exactly right. Now, here’s the thing. I am now measuring this thing in hundredths of a percent.
HTML/CSS I have tried:
margin-top: -.1em;
margin-top: -0.5em;
margin-top: 0em;
margin-top: 0.05em;
margin-top: 0.1em;
margin-top: 0.15em;
margin-top: 0.2em;
margin-top: 0.25em;
on up to 0.5em;
NONE OF THEM ARE TO HIS SATISFACTION.
His question to me: Do you really not see the difference?
And he’s only looking at it in one EPUB viewer.
This is the last detail of this ebook and I hate to dump him over this because it’s a lot of money, but I’m below minimum wage on this thing now.
So sorry your client is an Aspie.
Either that or he’s creating a reason to not pay you.
I would not be surprised if he tried to get a discount out of me for his “trouble.”
I hope that you’re charging him for all these change orders…
He obviously doesn’t understand how HTML works.
He doesn’t have to. He just needs to know how to open the EPUB, which is more than most of my clients know how to do.
No, I mean he doesn’t understand that HTML is not meant for that kind of precision. And every rendering engine is going to show it slightly differently.
Oh, correct!
Not only that, but that the reader can change his/her reading preferences and the app/device may or may not honor what I put anyway.
I told him that and he SAID he understood, but he’s focusing on Calibre’s viewer only. I think he just wants to beat it into submission and thinks if I hold my mouth right it’ll render the same way on all apps and devices.
Next step will be when he tries to print it out and it doesn’t look like it does on his device or laptop or tablet.
In a previous life, I ran a web site for a clothing wholesaler who sold blank t-shirts and other garments to screen printers and embroiderers.
The screen printer would want to print some of the catalog pages out to show to customers, but because of his random printer that he had somehow adjusted custom margins on, it didn’t print on one page or looked bad so he’d complain. Then the client would complain to me. And I’d patiently tell them to go fuck themselves in very nice terms.
Oh, hallelujah and praise the Lord.
He “settled” on 0.1em.
Is he saying there’s too much space? Too little space? Is he somehow trying to land on some tiny increment between two of these?
Too much space.
Yes, he’s arguing microns.
Fun fact: Back in his sound mixing days, when TT had a client who would make some request along the lines of “Can you make it sound more purple?” (ad execs were good at asking for stuff like that,) he had a metal box on his console with a knob on the front and markings on the box around the circumference of said knob. This box was attached to exactly nothing, but TT would fiddle with the knob, then ask, “How’s that sound?” Invariably, the client would say, “Yeah! That’s good!”
The box was labeled “Mojo filter.”
LOL!!!!
Brilliant! Seriously, I’m going to find a way to steal this.
That is awesome.
Pic. It happened.
Needs 0 and 11 labels.
I may have cobbled this together before “11 ” was a thing. But I know that every little gradation on that dial was an individual bit of Letraset. And, after that bit of hair pulling, I’m certain I would have said “screwit” to the prospect of adding numerals. GT failed to mention that there is a set of jacks on the back. Part of the magic was making a show of plugging those jacks into something/anything on the patch bay before actually twirling the knob. It greatly intensified whatever effect the client was looking for.
Things like that are half of IT troubleshooting. Finding something simple for them to do (reboot) which is a proxy for something else that they probably aren’t doing correctly (fully exiting/uninstalling something) which forces the item.
I don’t do Front End/ HTML/CSS stuff. But when i do, i want to blow my brains out.
On days like these, so do I.
An ebook is just a webpage wrapped in metadata.
If I want to “force” a certain presentation, I just graphicize the whole damn thing. Then everybody who knows better tells me my solution lacks elegance and transportability between platforms. That’s when I tell them that I do not care.
Works for me.
That is usually my first line of attack but he didn’t like it.
It comes out fuzzy when I use Photoshop and I’m not going to soend the time in Illustrator (my skillz are not mad) to vectorize the text.
He has LOTS of text that would need to be vectorized.
Anyway, yes. That is generally what I do.
In college I was a repairman for IBM.
There was a receptionist for a dentist (or doctor) who was using one of our newest monitors with a fancy micro-channel video card that was constantly complaining about the colors on her monitor.
In those days, most of the monitors were stupid simple. You tweaked the red potentiameter to adjust red, the blue pot for the blue, etc. In this new monitor the settings all bled into each other, so you had to sort of tweak them all over and over as you narrowed it down.
Anyhow the receptionist had gone through two or three other repairmen. She’d start by telling you how she was an artist when she wasn’t a receptionist and colors were so very important to her. Then she’d nag and complain while the poor sap tried to get it right. She’d grudgingly say it was Ok after a while. But then after a week or so she’d call in another ticket saying the colors were off again.
Anyhow, the other repairmen all swore they’d never go back and the next call was assigned to me. I had heard all the bitching and when she went into her act about how important colors were, I told her I was semi-colorblind and I’d need her help. I then just started tweaking until she told me to stop. We did that for about an hour and she was totes happy with the results. Never called back again.
Half the time clients just want to drive. It doesn’t matter to them that the results are worse than if they’d just let the expert they hired do the job they were hired for.
HA! The primary motivation of the bigbox stores is to not get pilloried in the media.
Much like all of the bullshit equity programs they implement and abhorrent advertisements featuring adolescent trannies, it’s all virtue-signalling to appease the mob.
Which is why we must destroy all small businesses, so we may be safely surrounded by homogeneous socially appropriate purveyors.
Resistance is futile.
Welcome to the Taco Bell future, John Spartan.
“face diapers”
Nice.
Donald said, nude, on top of his desk, squatting, sweating, wild-eyed.
Hawt.
So, when is the H&H crossover with Rodham?
Shhhhhh. I KNEW someone would ask that and was praying it wouldn’t happen.
I’m sick of life and ready for the world to end, so…..on with the Apocalypse!
Chipwood yourself, don’t bring us into it.
I already suggested Hillary in an episode of Subaru Horror Theater.
Is she the one behind the curtain of chainsaws?
I thought she was the one on a throne of chainsaws.
Study: COVID-19 Much Deadlier Than Flu; 1.3% Death Rate Among Symptomatic Patients
If we play with the numbers we can make it sound more deadly!
Which is still not accurate, it should say among symptomatic patients who are sick enough to seek medical help. Most people just feel shitty for a while, recover and go on with their lives without ever seeing a doctor or getting tested.
Makes me wanna submit a study that “finds” that COVID-19 is only one-thirtieth as deadly as the Black Death.
To be fair, it’s worse than that. EVERYONE who had the Black Death is dead now.
That site is filled with cherry-picked and often pointless studies. Here are just a few that jumped out:
Gun Owners Aren’t Any Happier Than Unarmed Citizens, Don’t Sleep Better At Night, Surveys Show
Three In Four Americans Agree Universal Healthcare Is Needed During Coronavirus Pandemic
Study: 6 Feet Social Distancing Guidelines Insufficient — Coronavirus Can Travel 18 Feet In 5 Seconds!
The Average Couch Sees Thousands Of Kisses And Spills, But Many Are NEVER Cleaned, Survey Finds
Science overload!
So, 1.3% among those sick enough to seek medical help, which is totes significant because most of those infected do not experience severe enough symptoms to seek medical help and many more are asymptomatic, so let’s leave them out of our analysis.
Or, Stanford study suggests coronavirus might not be as deadly as flu
Its so stratified by age/comorbidities, it makes little sense to make a global statement.
From what I have seen, if you are healthy, its less deadly than the flu. When you have one or more of the short list of comorbities, it is more deadly than the flu.
Speaking of face diaper ornamentation- Stalin would be good.
Too local but…
County just had an election. Couple of county offices nobody cares about, but the big thing was the new school levy. Why a new levy? Why, the old one is paid off this year. Sorry – we need a new elementary school. Why do we need a new elementary school? We ddn’t maintain the old one. Usual “Vote Yes to Support The Children” campaign. Levy passed by two votes. Wife and I didn’t/don’t vote. We actually coulda changed the outcome.
Fun part is that it was mail-in ballots only (plague central here dontcha know). The local FB is awash in “we never got any ballots”. This seems to apply to a whole settlement in the county. And “we got our ballot – the day before/after the deadline.”
A county of 6k total population and it’s screwed up. Mandatory recount with the close result. We’ll see how it goes.
Study: COVID-19 Much Deadlier Than Flu; 1.3% Death Rate Among Symptomatic Patients
If we play with the numbers we can make it sound more deadly!
Everybody who died from it had it. 100% lethal!!!!!!!1!!!
So the initially reported mortality rates were wildly overblown. And we know from testing with controlled populations that a high percentage of people with it are asymptomatic, meaning the real mortality rate is much lower than 1.3%.
By about an order of magnitude.
“This Would Be A Terrible Crisis To Waste” – Hillary Clinton
I’m starting to think getting a morning SF dose conditioned me some for this post. I truly feel I was not near as appalled as I should have been.
Agreed. Compared with Hillar-erotica this was incredibly tame and non-vomit inducing.
Interesting dam failure here yesterday. Terrible situation, interesting collective action problem from a libertarian perspective. Cranky old guy privately owns a dam that that generates < $400,000 worth of power every year, not enough to keep it up with current or deferred maintenance from decades ago. 1,100 property owners on the lake that pay nothing to its upkeep and complain bitterly every time any maintenance is actually done because the water level is dropped. Decades of regulatory and court cases. He agrees to sell to a quasi-government entity that isn't funded yet but will have assessment power and people were up in arms about an annual $350 assessment that allows to to have a lakefront home. Now the dam breaks, who knows what happens or when it gets fixed and who pays. smh.
Well, dam.
Has anyone made a liability flow chart?
I’m sure that’s the governors first priority, and that they are nowhere on it
LOL
I was a lakefront property owner in one of those situations a few years back. It was a total shitshow.
I sold my lakefront property just before it permanently became “lakeview” property.
A bit of a sore subject for me.
You bought my house?
“That last set of us,” the hair whispered. “I think they were gay for each other.”
“Oh, no,” the hat said. “One hundred percent gay for each other. But that timeline is gone. Gone, gone, gone.”
The hat, cradling his friend, looked to heaven and saw only the water stains on the ceiling.
Maybe not entirely gone.
We know who the bottom was…
You mean ‘is going to be’.
Aint that the truth.
OT: Breitbart is live at Operation Haircut in Lansing, MI.
Open Market Event protest planned for Lansing, MI.
How is a haircut article OT in a The Hat and the Hair post?
Its technically assault.
Who cuts a toupee?
Another mask study released. Not peer reviewed yet, but does seem to comport with observational evidence.
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-who-makes-a-different-decision-to-wear-a-mask-than-you-is-a-sheep
It’s remarkable that the Babylon Bee is right about everything.
They do more straight reporting than CNN at this point.
Masks are so passé. Only face shields will do for the serious pandemicist.
I like the Bee, but don’t like that you have to pay to read comments. I’m fine not being able to comment, I just want to see the quality of the commentariat before I part with hard earned shekels.
Don’t want to get burned again, eh?
You know it!
SF is channeling Camus.
Very nice!
Do I need to look that up on the urban dictionary?
Well, he was the one going on about cum gutters this morning…
I think he means Albert Camus, the author.
UD — channelling: Finger banging your fat piece of ass with your tongue.
Camus: An author whose sole purpose in life is to confuse and annoy people with hypocritical philosophy.
“You’ve already had it, like, nine times, Donald,” the hat said. “Our future selves keep coming back and curing you!”
“There is no such thing as the future,” Donald said hollowly.
“That last set of us,” the hair whispered. “I think they were gay for each other.”
LO-fucking L.
And also the Governor of Illinois belongs in a woodchipper. The Pritzker family get to jet set around Florida and Wisconsin to avoid the draconian lock down laws but yet, he’s threatening business owners with a fine or jail time if they dare go against his order.
P.S. I’m just kidding, he’s too fucking huge to fit into one even if I tried.
*googles*
Whoa… he is a big boy.
Is it me, or does Pritzker look like an even more out of shape Little Pussy Malanga
Illinoisan’s like me can’t wait for his orange jumpsuit in size CircusTent.
That’s Big Pussy, Little Pussy is never actually seen on screen.
You’re right. Pritzker still looks like a Big Pussy.
What an insufferable d**k the Governor of Pennsylvania is.
Wrong
He’s a pussy.
A plastic bubble in every pot.
What are the odds that Wolf has a personal hair groomer?
“Why do people want to go to a barbershop anyhow? They should just get a personal hair stylist like me. It is awesome!”
Just like the WoD. Do anything that might ruin your life and we’ll ruin it for you fer sure.
Fuck me, I never thought I’d see it. The Red Star is (finally) telling the truth!
Minnesota nursing homes, already the site of 81% of COVID-19 deaths, continue taking in infected patients
Fuck you, Walz, you giant cunt.
Scott Johnson at Powerline has been reporting this now for six weeks, but can’t get credentials for the
press conferencestongue baths.Even the comments at the Red Star are brutal. Buh bye, Walz.
I keep an eye on the Indiana numbers. As of today 42% of deaths were in nursing homes. What a fucking disgrace. Florida is getting shit for not locking down hard enough, but I just read an article at NR that they were the only state to focus on nursing homes, and that made a huge difference.
People who go to the beach want to kill grandma, but people who force infected people back into grandma’s nursing home are A-OK.
I can’t stress how amazing this is. The Red Star has been ignoring this for weeks. It’s a genuine scandal, now.
Whoa there son. You notice that the article doesn’t really mention who exactly forced those sickos into the retirement home.
Smart guys like you and me know it was Walz and his administration, but guys who get by on their looks instead of brains *cough* Leap *cough* Fourscore *cough* probably won’t make that association.
The Strib finally had to admit that 80% of the deaths were in old folks homes, but they sure did their best to hide the why in that story.
Literally not once was Walz named in that story.
Read the comments. He hitched his wagon to the ‘experts’.
Never read the comments at the Strib. One of the few things I obey pretty much all the time. Life is too short.
New York kept that percentage down by simply not reporting nursing home deaths. When they got caught, they put out demands for numbers that were impossible to fill (like, “You have two hours to tell us how many ‘vid deaths you had in the last six weeks.”).
If a tree falls in the forest and the main stream news media did not report about it, did it really happen?
And conversely, if a tree doesn’t fall in the forest but the main stream news media reports it did, did it really happen?
Mayor De Blasio Lays Naval Minefield To Deter Swimmers
As he spoke, a hapless swimmer accidentally triggered one of the mines and careened hundreds of feet into the air in hundreds of pieces.
De Blasio has paired the minefield with “impenetrable defenses” on the city’s beaches, including pillboxes, hedgehogs, and heavy artillery covering every square inch of New York coastline.
“This ‘Atlantic Wall’ will keep New Yorkers safe for years to come,” he said.
A better analogy would have been:
Mayor De Blasio Says Decision to Force Renters to House Sewer Alligators in Bath Tubs Might Have Been Wrong Decision in Hindsight.
“Look, we couldn’t leave the alligators down in the sewers, so we had to send them somewhere. Who would have thought that so many people would have been eaten by them after we forced them to put the displaced gators in their bathtubs? One thing for sure is that they were going to die anyway so let’s not get caught up in the blame game”
Once again, I would like to congratulate SugarFree on burning images into my brain that will require no fewer than 6 hours of therapy to come to terms with. If he’s not getting a kickback from Big Psychiatry I’ll eat The Hat.
The Hair would protect his bf savagely.
Backstory: I never got into the Harry Potter books. I’ve seen the films, and thought they were rather entertaining. However, i am always very interested in lore of various world-building that authors do. So lately i’ve been learning about some of the lore in the “Harry Potter Universe”.
And i find it very intriguing that the lore and world of Harry Potter is so loved by the progressive left, when from pretty much any aspect you look at it the Wizards and witches are…. almost apartheid like culture. I’m not even talking about the way the treat the “Non-magical” regular people. You could make an “X-men” like argument that they have to live in secret out of fear. Its the way they treat other magical beings. I’m not trying to rag on Rowling or her world building. The real world is not fair or just, and so it is good writing. I just find that her fans overlooking it to be interesting.
It’s OK to other Muggles, because they’re the white men in the HPU.
The differences between magical beings is equivalent to TERF v. Tranny.
That’s pretty succinct.
Yes, there’s a pretty strong anti-government, anti-establishment sentiment throughout the books.
So… good news:
Ohio judge: State health department exceeded legal authority in ordering gyms closed
How quickly will the next level of judges take that appeal?
The state doesn’t know if they will appeal yet, as gyms were able to re-open on Tuesday regardless.
Sweet!
DOMS incoming!