GlibFit 4.0 – Coronavirus Edition XII: Does My Ass Look Fat in These Jeans?

by | May 31, 2020 | Fitness, GlibFit | 398 comments

​There are rays of sunshine this week. Governor Nitwit Newsom is rolling back various CoronaPanic™ orders. Restaurants in my county are reopening for sit down dining. The douchebag governor is suddenly about “localism.” He is a terrible governor but an adept politician. The tide has turned, and he is heading for dry land.

There is still no word on when gyms will reopen but we have got to be getting closer. I miss my gym. I miss the challenge of free weights. I miss ogling 20-something hotties. But I digress.

My workouts haven’t been optimal during the lockdown, but I have kept at it. I have even made some noticeable, to me, gains. I realized this is a lot of what has kept me going.

When I say noticeable to me, I mean it. Having been inspired by Saint Goggins, I have done more running the past two months than I have in the past two years. My endurance is vastly improved. I’m doing more sprinting during my runs than I ever have before. I’m running farther than I have at any time since high school. For the first time in my life, I had to order running shorts a size smaller than the ones I have. No one has noticed any of this but me.

Also inspired by Saint Goggins, I have been diligently doing pullups. Anyone who read his book knows the story of his SEAL teammate who was 35 pounds overweight and couldn’t do a single pullup when he started training with Goggins. By the time he exits Goggin’s story he is banging out multiple sets of 10. I’m not there yet but my count keeps increasing and I’ve noticed some muscular and vascular development in my forearms that I never had before. No has noticed this but me.

I have not been perfect with my ab workouts, but I have been persistent. Having lost a meaningful amount of weight, I’m starting to see some of what I have been building under a wall of fat. My wife thinks I look gr—. Sorry. I couldn’t finish that without laughing. She hasn’t noticed. I have plenty of shorts are years old. I had to give away a couple pair because they were just too loose. No one has noticed but me.

​It’s small but noticeable stuff like this that has kept me going. What keeps you working out?

​This week’s events in Minneapolis have inspired this week’s music links. The question we are all asking of the prosecution.​ The cop’s parentage (you’re welcome, Rhywun). How long before this song makes a comeback?

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Chafed

Chafed

I'm looking California but feeling Minnesota

398 Comments

  1. Derpetologist

    Doing multiple sets per day of super Arnold exercises with my dumbbells has been paying off. I wish I had started long ago.

    How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

    • Gender Traitor

      Is elephant low carb?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sure there’s a lot of carbon in an elephant.

      • Gender Traitor

        …and a B-I-I-I-I-IG footprint.

    • Chafed

      Exactly Derpe. It’s a lesson I occasionally need to relearn.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s more like it

    • Chafed

      Indeed.

    • DEG

      #3 is gorgeous.

      #18’s build reminds me of a former competitive swimmer I used to know. She and I had mutual interest in each other, but I was a bit wishy-washy about it. When I finally grew a pair and made a move, she had moved on to other guys.

    • Spudalicious

      Most of them. I think 18 was tucking.

    • Enough About Palin

      Oh Canada!

    • Rebel Scum

      One and done.

  2. Ted S.

    Does My Ass Look Fat in These Jeans?

    A little

    • Suthenboy

      Morons. If Trump had any chance of losing in November it is gone now.

      • Rebel Scum

        One of Trump’s racist, white-supremacist supporters I see.

    • Hyperion

      Black business owners standing in front of their businesses with AR-15s to protect their businesses from privileged spoiled brat white ‘liberal’ millennials, right after ‘liberal’ mayors and governors tried to destroy their businesses with lock downs,’ is not exactly the scene democrats wanted to see, but it’s what is happening.

      • Chafed

        I haven’t seen that. Do you have a link?

      • Hyperion

        It was linked here earlier today. Can’t remember who linked it now.

      • Hyperion

        Thnx, Sean, I’m in Sunday lazy mode already…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s fucking unreal.

        We’re reaping the harvest of government education and universities that teach communism.

        That video of the looters attacking a woman defending her store has my blood boiling.

      • Hyperion

        “We’re reaping the harvest of government education and universities that teach communism”

        Yes, that and the media. Both of those are the what needs burning to the ground (metaphorically speaking) and starting over from scratch. Both of them are no longer anything other than Marxist institutions acting directly from the little red playbook.

      • Rebel Scum

        AR’s, AK’s, Glocks, etc. I saw much firearm diversity.

    • Q Continuum

      IANAL, but crossing state lines to engage in terrorist activities carries pretty heavy penalties; like life in Terre Haute. The minute one of these trust fund pussies gets nicked and is facing something like that, they’ll start squealing and won’t stop until he’s given up every name. Rise and repeat.

      • Hyperion

        “The minute one of these trust fund pussies gets nicked and is facing something like that, they’ll start squealing and won’t stop until he’s given up every name. Rise and repeat.”

        Q wins the daily internet lottery.

      • mock-star

        Its actually more than that. Any group that would, let’s say, offer to pay bail money for someone who is found out to be Antifa would be considered “offering material support to terrorism” and would then also fall under terrorism protocol. Furthermore, under the precedent set under the Obama administration, any member of Antifa, US citizen or not, could be summarily killed, due process be damned.

  3. Rhywun

    you’re welcome, Rhywun

    Thankee.

    • Chafed

      ?

  4. Gender Traitor

    Our local YMCAs have reopened! This past week it was only the fitness room – no pool, no classes, but those apparently will reopen this coming week, with reservations required. I went twice last week. I decided to stick to one piece of equipment each time because we’re supposed to clean whatever we use before and after use. So far, what I really like using is the NuStep recumbent cross-trainer, though I need to learn how to take full advantage of the features, such as adjusting the weight load. I like getting both my arms and legs moving, and at least at the default settings, I can keep going for well over half an hour. (If anyone is familiar with this particular piece of equipment, I’d be grateful for any tips.)

    This coming week, I hope to reserve a spot to do some lap swimming after work. I could never swim after work before because the high school swim teams used the pool then. At the moment, I’m frustrated by the fact that you can only submit reservations one day ahead of your desired time, so I have to wait until tomorrow morning to try to get a lap swimming spot for Tuesday late afternoon. BUT it’s moving in the right direction.

    • Ted S.

      Is it fun to stay there?

    • Chafed

      “BUT it’s moving in the right direction.”

      You go girl!

    • Hyperion

      You get to hang out with all the girls?

  5. IRBE

    HI Chafed, Thanks for the new edition. I think you bring up an important point, that the personal improvement; be it physical or mental is really for oneself. If others notice, great! If not, you keep trying. You just don’t wake up one day and say “I’m going to get in shape or learn a new language” and then boom you are strong and fluent in weeks. It takes years of practice and if your honest may never be achieved or noticed.

    It is all “Baby Steps”. Except with sailing; which you can succeed at your very first time while tied to the mast.

    • Chafed

      +1 Odysseus

    • Ted S.

      Oh the canvas can do miracles.

    • Derpetologist

      ***
      “With the video you can clearly see the people at the doors are only going up because they were trying to tell him somebody was stuck not to open it and try to beat him up and things like that,” said [an eyewitness].
      ***

      Uh huh.

      • Chafed

        Yeah, call me skeptical. Even if it’s true, the driver had every reason to be in fear of his life.

      • Suthenboy

        He probably got a call from Reginald Denny.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I guess he didn’t think they could all get along.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Good

      They’re fighting the power by looting a FedEx truck. May they all get run over.

    • Ted S.

      +1 Rachel Corrie

      • Chipwooder

        St. Pancake

  6. JaimeRoberto Delecto

    Rode 105 miles with about 4200 feet of climbing yesterday. My legs are a little sore today.

    • Chafed

      Nice work.

    • IRBE

      Was that in NoCal. Did you get caught in that T-storm? Really unusual this time of year or any time of year here

      • JaimeRoberto Delecto

        Yeah. I had to wait out a thunderstorm for about 30 minutes. It was the kind of downpour you’d see in the tropics. The creeks were raging.

      • IRBE

        Yeah..wow..that is even more impressive since it was a little dewey out there and the intermittent puddles can make a ride interesting. As for the soreness, I have been using Hemp salve, which seems to be a pretty good topical for minor pain relief. It’s $14 per tin and they give you a $15 coupon. Hope they will make the difference in volume.

    • Nephilium

      Very nice!

    • Tundra

      Fuck yeah!

      A little sore??

    • Mojeaux

      Jelly. Between you, Neph, and Mikey, I’mma bout to buy a bike. If we get the place I am applying for right now, I will. Backs up to a bike path.

      • Hyperion

        My wife wants one. I’m refusing to let her ride an unsafe cheap bike. She was looking at Walmart bikes, so I’m interfering. They have a Trek shop near here, so we can actually go and check some out, if they’ve been allowed to open, yet.

      • Mojeaux

        I need a heavy-duty big girl bike. $$$ but we have a close bike shop so I’m willing to suck it up.

      • Hyperion

        Better to suck it up and spend the $$$ than to hurt yourself on an unsafe bike. Buying from a local shop is smart also because if anything goes wrong, you can just take it down to get it worked on.

      • Rebel Scum

        I still have the bike I got as a teenager. It is currently rotting* in my shed. Haven’t ridden it in years.

        *Not really rotting but sitting idle all the same.

      • Nephilium

        One of us! One of us!

        Skip the big box bikes, and look for a good used one on Craigslist (or the like). I’ve been contemplating putting together an article on getting started with riding. Quick tip: most important thing to get (after the bike and helmet) is a bike pump.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’ve got a Trek sport 370, pumps, helmet, trainer, the works. It probably needs new tires and a tune up but since I’ve decided to gracefully age into fat fuckedness I could probably be convinced to trade it for a 30 pack of Strohs. delivery not included.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve got a Giant OCR3 and a Specialized Hybrid bike. I’m looking at picking up a touring bike. I have a feeling there’s going to be a glut for sale come fall.

    • Mojeaux

      my* ass

      I’m going back to bed.

      • Hyperion

        “I’m going back to bed.”

        Good gawd, it’s the middle of the day! And that won’t stop the drugs from falling out…

  7. CatchTheCarp

    I’m still keeping at it but have not lost much week in the past 2 weeks, 2 lbs. Been drinking beer a little to often, time to get back on the wagon for a spell. I pulled something on the right side of my back right above the hip doing deadlifts, my own fault, wasn’t focused on what I was doing. Nothing serious, didn’t keep me from continuing working out during the week. I did manage to do 70 sit-ups, not all at once but sets of 30 – 20 – 20. A few weeks ago it was struggle to get to 15. A friend gave me a nice set of Olympic weight plates with a weight tree, 250 lbs worth. Free and they look like they have barely been used. I need an Olympic bar in order to use them, these have the 2″ inch holes. All my bars are standard 1″. Anyone have a recommendation on an good Olympic bar. They seem to vary in price with a good one costing over $200 and up. Looked around on my local CL and FB market place, came up with zilch. Right now considering the Rogue Echo Bar, here…. https://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-echo-bar

    • Tundra

      Progress is progress. When you look at a year long window, it’s astonishing.

      Keep on it, dude!

      • Chafed

        What Tundra said. You’re going in the right direction. Keep it up.

    • Hyperion

      Me and U 2. I gotta stop it soon. Maybe tomorrow, just like I said yesterday…

  8. Anti Pro State

    Horn tooting time. I hit the 100 rep level of daily 1 set bodyweight squats this past week. This was in combination to daily toe touches and alternating days for push ups, rows, and dips. I’m now at the level to restart pull-ups.

    My loose plan on the squats and toe touches (now dead lifts) is to add in weight every week. I dropped the reps back to 50 and held a bowling ball, so I guess its a goblet squat. I’ll try to increase by 5 reps a day and increase the weight every time I get back to 100 reps. Going to start taking Sundays off, though.

    • Chafed

      Nicely done.

    • LJW

      Is that a duck call or an e-sig? Either way I had no idea that’s how you lure looter.

    • LemonGrenade

      OMG, still giggling. …’nature is healing’

    • Rebel Scum

      Broski needs an AR.

      • Viking1865

        His grandfather killed commies with this rifle, he will commies with this rifle.

  9. Tundra

    Thanks, Chafed!

    I hope you get your gym back soon. I agree with you, I really miss that part of my routine.

    I’m on day 20 of the 75Hard. I’m really glad I decided to take this on. As I said before, it’s almost more of a habit/brain/attitude reset as much as a physical thing.

    Every morning I get up, have a cup of coffee and get a good walk in. Weekdays it’s 4 miles, longer on the weekends. I knocked out 8 this morning and it was glorious. For my other weekday exercise, I’ve been alternating an hour-long stretching routine and yoga. The stretching has completely fixed my IT band. Three weeks ago I could barely walk up the stairs, now I can run. Amazing.

    I’ve dropped 13 pounds so far, probably a little faster than necessary, but it’s fun to see the numbers descend. I’m gonna be weak as a damn baby when I get back into the gym, but I don’t give a shit. Break down and build back up seems like a good plan with the fucking lockdown. My diet is totally dialed in – I generally don’t eat until 1:00 or so and am usually done by 7. No snacking.

    Regarding getting back into the gym, Rip has some thoughts. He’s crabby and funny as hell. Some good information, too. TL;DL? Don’t be a stupid, egocentric fuckwit. Start light.

    Good luck this week, peeps!

    • IRBE

      I have been doing roughly the same routine for the 9 months. The extra trail mileage is agreeable for the dog and eating once or twice a day works for the weight loss. IMO exercising while in a fasted state really helps drop the pounds. Personally, I don’t think you can lose weight too fast..unless you are sick.

      I bet you will surprised once you get back into the gym…you didn’t lose as much if your diet is good. And getting back to pre-panic levels will happen in a couple weeks.

      • Viking1865

        Personally, I don’t think you can lose weight too fast..unless you are sick.

        It’s something I hear a lot from people in a kind of excusey type tone. If you want to lose a half pound a week, if that works for you, that’s fine. But if someone else prefers to really tighten down their diet and exercise, and really make a change, some of those people love to go “Well I read (on some clickbait website) that it’s not safe to lose weight too fast”. Yeah, its not safe to not eat at all, and spend 4 hours a day in hard exericse.

        An American is like a thousand times more likely to be overweight than to suffer from an eating disorder, but you’ll get people who don’t ever exercise and who have a BMI over 30 talking about how “it’s not safe to skip meals” when you decide a quick workout and a banana is going to be your lunch today. Concern troll type stuff. I dropped 70 pounds between Memorial Day and Labor Day a few summers back, and never once did I feel dizzy or faint or have any kind of issues.

      • Tundra

        I meant more for trying to preserve muscle. I’ve lost 30 before pretty quickly and had zero negative effects.

  10. Nephilium

    Getting back into the swing of things. Back to calorie counting, and getting rides in. Down about 4 pounds, resting heart rate back down in the 50’s, 36 miles on the bike this past week, and 30.3 miles on stationary bikes in spin classes. Today in the spin class, I got a personal best of ranking first in the class. My cadence is still hovering in the 80’s, average power ~170 watts.

  11. egould310

    Been running this week. Legs feel good and the running has been very fun.

    Diet has been good. Low carb/keto EXCEPT, had a little rice on Tuesday, and a little (2 oz) fettuccini on Wednesday. Oh, and a jelly donut with breakfast today.

    Need to start some core training. I won’t join a gym. Gotta start sit ups/crunches/push ups and whatever I can do in my living room. Any suggestions?

    Here’s a little ditty by a band out of Dayton, OH. It’s Connections and the tune is “Good Cop” https://youtu.be/dHu6h7AGqgE

    • CatchTheCarp

      Awhile back someone recommended an ab pad for doing sit-ups. I got one and highly recommend it, it helped me a lot with sit-ups.

    • Tundra

      Get a pull up bar. Pull ups and leg raises will do the trick.

      • egould310

        Pull up bar is good. Had one in our old place in Cali. Haven’t put one up here in Seattle. That’s probably a good start.

        Spider Bags: Cop Dream/Black Eyes https://youtu.be/PySAMpxS10Q

  12. RAHeinlein

    Watching protests live on Fox – so many out-of-towners in Philly…

    • Homple

      In these days of lockdowns and travel restrictions, how do so many major cities suddenly fill up with out-of-town rioters?

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    My Facederp acquaintances are claiming that the Proud Boys are stirring things up. It’s not Antifa out there doing exactly what they said they were going to do.

    • RAHeinlein

      Then they should have no concerns with making arrests.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m finally about ready to dump social media for good.

      • Hyperion

        Not sure what took you so long.

      • hayeksplosives

        Photos of family and friends who live out of state keeps me from severing, but I don’t know if I can make it through a presidential election year.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Turns out that most family and acquaintances who are tech literate enough to do Facebook are also tech literate enough to do Amazon photos or another image sharing service. That’s what we do.

      • Hyperion

        WhatsApp works fine for that.

      • blackjack

        I just tried it recently and it’s the antidote to intelligent discourse.I won’t go back until we develop a vaccine for stupidity and evil.

    • leon

      Your facederp friends sound like retards. We must have the same friendship circle.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Do yours believe that it was all out-of-staters that got arrested in Minnesota? And that alt-right/white nationalists are prodding the mobs into looting and burning the cities?

        I swear, for Ivy League educated people, they’re so fucking stupid it makes me cringe.

      • leon

        I logged off facederp and every time I go back on accident, the login screen reminds me why I left.

    • Suthenboy

      “Facederp acquaintances”

      I think I see the problem.

    • Rebel Scum

      Yeah, it’s those racist, white-supremacists headed by a . . . Samoan…?

  14. Suthenboy

    I don’t usually have much to say on these articles but I like to contribute to the comments so….

    Saturday unstacked 3 ricks of wood, rebuilt bases and restocked. Filled holes and ruts in driveway. Trimmed 100 feet or so of muscadine vines.

    Today: 6:15 am I started cutting grass. I had all of it cut with a push mower by 9:00am. Cooked breakfast for wife and myself…two eggs in the hole with bacon and toast. Weeded garden and flower beds…finished by 11:00am. Back from the grocery by 12:15.

    1:00 pm poured first vodka. That means nothing else will happen today.

    Does that count for a glibfit comment?

    • egould310

      Perfect Glibfit comment. I’m sipping a Smirnoff and oj, with lime Perrier. Cheers!

      • Suthenboy

        Same but with pineapple here….wife got on a pineapple kick recently. I have to admit it is quite tasty.

    • IRBE

      By my count that makes you a decathlete..I guess the vodka is a metal..silver!

    • Rebel Scum

      I wish I had that level of motivation at home. Strange thing is I work fine and do my job at work, but I’m lazy as hell at home. Everything gets done and I keep the house clean and orderly. But I do not go the extra mile. For instance, I have neglected to cut the grass this weekend and will be doing tomorrow after work since I’ll still be a “work” mode.

  15. hayeksplosives

    I just heard some talking heads going on about how this is why we need a cashless society: icky germs are on the cash! Debit card is safer. The fact that we can use your financial trail to learn where you go and how much you spend on what is entirely coincidental.

    • Urthona

      Being exposed to germs is pro evolutionary though. it’s how big civilization conquered the little guy.

      • Rebel Scum

        Of course.

        *leaps into ball pit*

    • Suthenboy

      I haven’t carried cash in years. As for my ‘trail’ I am not worried. It is the most boring trail in the world. Grocery store, convenience store, grocery store, etc. I rarely go more than 5 miles from my house.

      • Rebel Scum

        There is a security issue though. Twice in the past three years someone has spent money on my debit card in CA, which is the opposite coast from me (VA). I’m pretty careful with it so idk how s/he got it. I noticed the second time when the person spent 100 dollars in one day. Both times I got my money back but it is still frustrating.

      • DEG

        Something similar happened to me after a trip to Montreal. I guess I used an ATM with a skimmer without realizing it. A couple of days after I got back from Montreal, I saw someone had withdrawn about $2K from my checking account from ATMs in Montreal. My bank took care of it, but it was a pain in the ass.

      • Rebel Scum

        Well, shit. The most I have had temporarily taken was a couple hundred. Glad it worked out for you in the end.

    • Nephilium

      Ignore the pens/buttons on the credit card readers.

      • Suthenboy

        I am not sure what the purpose of that is. I once ran the card for a transaction and then before I signed I checked my card site. *Ding* the transaction popped up. Then I scribbled something unintelligible and hit the OK button. It is theater. As soon as you swipe the card the transaction is done.

      • Nephilium

        IIRC, the reason is for the businesses to have proof in case the transaction is contested. Otherwise, you’ll have some assholes figuring out what the maximum amount of charges they can contest before the credit card company drops them.

    • Incentives Matter

      I get tired of hearing this. None of the proponents of a cashless society seem to have thought, even in passing, about what happens if the trappings of civilization (power, data networks) get interrupted for even a few days. Cash is King in those circumstances, or you’re stuck with barter.

      • Suthenboy

        Didnt the govt just dump 4T on the economy? The king is soon going to be worth less than the paper he is printed on. I am beginning to wonder if the gold nuts are on to something. Granted, you dont make money with gold but it does keep its value without depreciating.

      • leon

        I’ve put some money in Bit Cash as anti inflation hedge.

      • Nephilium

        Not to mention, the credit card processing companies are now negotiating from a position of government backed strength. And there’s the 2-3% processing fee that the businesses now need to pay on all transactions.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The credit card system is a fucking racket. They bleed retailers at every opportunity and straight out refuse to deal with fraud other than to protect their own hides.

      • Suthenboy

        We use Discover. I pay it off 100% every month. In the 25 years we have used it we have had fraud problems 3X and each time Discover took care of it right away. We also get great reward points and usually use them for the Christmas presents. We have bought a Bose radio, Dyson vacuums 3x, countless cool Xmas gifts…etc.
        Hell, we even bought a car with the card just to have the reward points. We paid the card off the same day because I insisted we save the money for the car before purchase instead of financing the car. Bought the car with the card, went home and paid it off.
        I have to say I am very satisfied with their service and recommend it if you have the discipline to pay the card off every month.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m speaking of my experience as someone who takes credit cards for payment. Not as a payer.

    • Rebel Scum

      I mostly use a card but always have cash on hand just in case and would like to always have the option.

      Observation: Idk if every business is doing this and if any of you guys have noticed but a lot of places here are putting plastic over the card readers at the checkouts. Are the readers going to get the carona? I don’t see the point unless they are changing the cover constantly or if it makes it easier to disinfect without damaging the machine, but even then…

      • blackjack

        You mean wipe it? Like with a cloth?

  16. Winston

    Nice to see Modern Urban Life is cowering in place until an angry mob burns it down.

  17. Winston

    Is the US already well on its way to be a Latin American country? Potential communist coups or right-wing authoritarianism to stop that?

    • Crusty Juggler

      Left-wing authoritarianism, like in Hong Kong.

      Domestic terrorists must be defeated!

  18. Crusty Juggler

    “​It’s small but noticeable stuff like this that has kept me going. What keeps you working out?”

    The stress release and it increases my confidence.

    Also, I don’t want to be a big fat fattie pants from Fattown fatting my way about.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You sound fat.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I just leered at my bod in the mirror for too long pre and post shower.

        The chest and arms still look pretty good, but that’s where it ends.

        The next woman I trick into sex is going to be very disappointed by my jiggly center and disappeared ass.

        Fuck Trump and Fuck Capitalism!

      • l0b0t

        It’s not a beer belly; it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.

      • The Hyperbole

        When you have a valuable tool yo build a big shed over it.

      • Mojeaux

        el oh el

      • DEG

        These euphemisms.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I’m stealing that. Thank you.

      • salted earth

        Pics?

      • Crusty Juggler

        You sick freak.

      • salted earth

        What? I thought that was the standard response when someone talked about their body.

      • Chafed

        Some class A shitlording from the female contingent.

      • salted earth

        I’ve learned from the best.

      • Crusty Juggler

        I can’t wait to post about this on my incel subreddit.

      • Rebel Scum

        *looks at self in mirror*

        Dad-bod coming along nicely.

    • Chafed

      Joe Biden hardest hit.

  19. Sean

    Watching the live rioting and looting going on in Philadelphia.Rio

    Stunning and sad. Where the fuck are the cops?

    • Winston

      Where the fuck are the cops?

      Preventing Sunday Mass?

      • Suthenboy

        The reason you can’t become a cop if your IQ is too high is because, like soldiers, they just do as they are told. They take too much flak for that. They deserve some but not all they get. The ones pulling the strings are governors, mayors, city councils, and police juries. Those are the people that set the policies. The cops are just the automatons that carry them out.

      • Derpetologist

        Ahem! The Army prefers soldiers who can think and improvise. The ones who can tend to fight better.

        From the NCO creed: I will exercise initiative by taking appropriate action in the absence of orders.

      • Rebel Scum

        The Army prefers soldiers who can think and improvise.

        Police are not the military and vice versa.

      • Rebel Scum

        And something you will appreciate: My understanding is that the US want independent thinking and acting commanders who can adapt to field situations to make decisions to further the cause of winning a given engagement. As an example of not having this philosophy the German army had armored units that could have responded to the d-day invasion and possibly thwarted it. They did not respond because of a very strict top-down command structure that did not allow for such independent thought and action. (feel free to correct me, but I read or saw this somewhere once.)

      • Derpetologist

        from the Imperial War Museum site

        https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/the-german-response-to-d-day

        ***
        Defeat of the Allies would hinge on the nine panzer divisions and one panzergrenadier division in theatre, with a total of over 1,400 tanks and self-propelled guns. They were held in an armoured reserve called Panzer Group West, commanded by General Leo Geyr von Schweppenburg. For administrative purposes they came under OB West, but von Rundstedt had no direct control over them. These divisions represented the real striking force in the German order of battle, but authority over their deployment and use had become a major bone of contention.

        Von Schweppenburg was keen to keep the armour well back, hidden north of Paris, until the Allies were committed, and then launch a mass counterattack. In contrast, Rommel feared that Allied air superiority would expose the panzers to devastating fighter-bomber attacks, preventing their movement. He wanted every tank as near to the coast as possible, where in his view the battle would be won or lost. He hoped too that the morale of the infantry manning the beach defences would be strengthened by the presence of elite formations beside them.

        It fell to Hitler to decide on the matter, and typically he chose an unworkable solution. Rommel was given operational control of just three panzer divisions, only one of which – 21st Panzer – was located within striking distance of the Normandy coast. The other two – 2nd and 116th Panzer – were held north of the Seine. Three more divisions – 2nd SS, 9th and 11th – were assigned to Army Group G in the South of France. The remaining four divisions – 1st SS, 12th SS, 17th SS Panzergrenadier and Panzer Lehr – stayed with Panzer Group West. But these would now come under the direct operational control of Wehrmacht Supreme Headquarters (OKW). They could not be moved without Hitler’s express permission.
        ***

        Hitler often overruled the orders of his commanders and acted against their advice.

      • Viking1865

        I will say that theres merit in the argument that allowing the Allies ashore and then striking deep with a well prepared attack in an attempt to overrun the Allied lines and capture or kill a huge field force.

        Honestly, if you surged the panzers to the Cotentin, you’re giving all those wonderful battleships and cruisers a big huge target. You’re going to deal with tactical air either way, but moving your tanks in range of 7 battleships and 5 heavy cruisers, plus another hundred or so tin cans able to come up in fire support.

    • creech

      Cops can’t be everywhere in these kinds of situations. Wolf needs to call out NG. But what is amazing about the coverage of the looting of a drugstore and the adjacent “Islamic Items” store is that the white supremacist looters have managed to somehow recruit 100% people of color. Or maybe its just widespread use of blackface?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The conspiracy theory that white alt-right instigators are going around prodding the violence and looting is incredibly racist on its face. According to my white liberal friends, blacks have no agency.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        I’ve spent 2 months dealing with Wolf’s and the tranny’s lockdown preaching, and yet not one fucking thing to say about social distancing and masks and and gatherings during the riots. They threaten to fine me for not wearing a mask but allow this shit to go on.

    • Ayn Random Variation

      The cops are protecting us white people in Center City. I am not joking. The entire rectangular area is blocked off and full of cops.

    • Rebel Scum

      Saw a few minute of looting/rioting in a couple cities. The anchors were going out of their way to hand-waive the obvious problem, looting and rioting. And I think I heard that they closed a highway in Mini-soda? As in the cops were shutting it down because violent mobs protesters were marching down it? That’s a fucking good use of your tax dollars…

  20. Nephilium

    Completely off topic, I just learned my niece is moving across the country in a month. She and her boyfriend got jobs lined up in southern CA (between LA and San Diego). Hell of a time to be planning a cross country move.

    • leon

      You know what they say about out of staters who move to California…

      The average IQ of both places goes up.

      :rimshot:

    • IRBE

      Moving to the OC… I hope they enjoy traffic and the 40% increase cost of living…but the weather is nice!

      • egould310

        Not all of OC is CDM/Newport Beach/Laguna Beach. There may not be a shock as far as cost of living. Don’t forget Stanton, Midway City, and Stabba Ana are in OC too.

      • IRBE

        Yep. How’s the calf? I hope it is fully recovered…remember to stretch that out afterward.

      • Nephilium

        The jobs they got are closer to Irvine and Limestone Canyon Regional Park then the coast. They’re also moving from the Tremont neighborhood (fairly pricey hipster neighborhood in Cleveland). It is looking like I’ll need to plan a trip out there sometime next year.

      • egould310

        If they’re moving from Fremont, they’ll probably be happy in Costa Mesa/Newport Beach. Bars, clubs, hipster restaurants, all the good stuff. Affordable enough.

      • IRBE

        Irvine is quite nice. January is pretty good weather if the Santa Ana winds are not blowing.

      • hayeksplosives

        OC was Red until recently, from what I gather.

  21. Winston

    According to Andy Ngo this is basically a Communist insurrection. Erm…

    • blackjack

      He’s right. They marched through Beverly Hills chanting “Eat the rich!” They are trying to enact the early phases of a Marxist revolution.

      • Winston

        They are trying to enact the early phases of a Marxist revolution.

        How likely are they to succeed? No time to be complacent…

      • blackjack

        Between the stupidity of their ideas and the stupidity of their methods, near none. We are going to continue our slow march to serfdom.

    • Suthenboy

      Andy is right. In their deluded minds that is exactly what they are doing. It is going to fail miserably and they will be crushed, especially now that BadOrangeMan is getting them declared a terrorist organization.

      • Winston

        It is going to fail miserably and they will be crushed,

        I would hope so…

      • Ayn Random Variation

        Not if the ACLU has anything to do with it. They issued a statement against Trump’s statement within a couple of hours.

      • blackjack

        He lives in Portland. Shop class for guys there is how to keep the chopsticks from falling out of your manbun. Anything manly is outlawed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Maybe now, but I had a kick ass summer one year there in shop class. Leatherworking and woodworking. Make a kickass boomerang by accident (screwed up the angle and length measurements and it actually turned out better).

      • Gustave Lytton

        Of course, that was closer to the CT boundary.

    • Derpetologist

      Joe Biden sang a different tune in 1994:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFXDhw20gdo

      How interesting there are so few views on that video.

      Biden’s getting hammered in his video about Floyd. Go read the comments while they’re still up.

    • Suthenboy

      You expect me to listen to Biden for six and a half minutes? I appreciate you going into the breach for us but can you just give it to us in a nutshell?
      I tried but 30 seconds in I started wondering what that sound was….then I realized it was me, snoring.

      • Derpetologist

        Blah blah blah racism, vote for me

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I ain’t black, so I guess I can’t vote for him.

      • Derpetologist

        fun fact: blah blah blah in Arabic is kezzah kezzah kezzah. Kezzah is garbled from kazalik (such as that)

        “…such as the Iraq…”

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They deserve a social media shaming and/or a beating for not being sufficiently outraged. God does Twitter bring out the worst in people.

      • Crusty Juggler

        My white brothers and sisters just wanted to hangout with each other.

    • leon

      the implication being that these white people aren’t outraged, and should be better by going out and being violent?

  22. DEG

    Restaurants in my county are reopening for sit down dining.

    Indoor or outdoor? Outdoor dining is allowed in the Live Free or Die state but don’t dare eat indoors. The Clown Prince is graciously and magnanimously deigning to think about allowing indoor dining and might have an announcement in a few weeks.

    There is still no word on when gyms will reopen but we have got to be getting closer. I miss my gym. I miss the challenge of free weights. I miss ogling 20-something hotties. But I digress.

    Gyms can reopen here in the Live Free or Die state but only for personal training and small group classes. I also miss the gym, lifting, and ogling hot woman of a variety of ages.

    My workouts haven’t been optimal during the lockdown, but I have kept at it. I have even made some noticeable, to me, gains. I realized this is a lot of what has kept me going.

    Good on your gains.

    I’ve been doing what I can. I think my disc herniation is improving. I think I am losing weight despite drinking more and eating more restaurant food in an attempt to help some local places survive. I think that not grazing at the office snack bar and I’m a little more careful about how much I eat during the day have been the reason I’ve lost weight.

    I started doing kettlebell swings with baby weight kettlebells again. If I keep my form good, no pain. If I get sloppy, ow. I did not run this past my physical therapist, in fact I haven’t talked to her in a while. I plan to call her tomorrow.

    My doc recommended, a while ago, that I take Aleve regularly to help with the pain so I can do more stuff. She said to discontinue it before I go back for more shots. Well, since I noticed the pain going down, I stopped taking it. I also haven’t called up about more cortisone shots. I have some pain in the morning when I get up out of bed, but as I move around the pain almost always goes away. That’s been constant since I stopped taking Aleve.

    The Judas Priest song is good.

    • DEG

      Oh… something else. My upper body conditioning has gone to shit. I removed some lilacs yesterday. I had to get a stump out of the ground. Trying to cut the roots with the digging bar winded me in no time. The largest root I couldn’t cut with the digging bar. I had about a foot and a half to two feet of stump. I used that as a level to work the stump around to break the last root.

      • Tres Cool

        #SpudBar

      • Mojeaux

        I use a Sawzall with a pruning blade…

      • straffinrun

        Congrats on the book, MJ.

      • Mojeaux

        Thanks, and thanks for the RT!

      • DEG

        Seconded.

      • Mojeaux

        Thanks!

    • Chafed

      I’m glad your back is getting better DEG. Kudos to you in your excellent taste in music.

      • DEG

        Thanks!

  23. Nephilium

    For those who are interested, the Bikes and Beers virtual ride has been extended through the summer. I dropped the $30 to keep it going for me, especially now that the weather has finally turned nice enough to ride again.

    The medal is mildly entertaining to me (it’s a bottle opener and a coaster as well).

  24. Winston

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-envisioned-american-carnage-now-he-s-got-it-n1220361

    When Trump first addressed the nation as its president on Jan. 20, 2017, he depicted the nation’s cities as domestic combat zones and declared “this American carnage stops right here and stops right now.”

    Back then, it was hyperbole at best. But it’s become reality on his watch, and he has encouraged further violence.

    More than 100,000 Americans have lost their lives, and another 40 million their livelihoods, amid a coronavirus pandemic to which Trump was slow to react. Against that backdrop, cities across the country are now combustible cauldrons of fear, anger, fire and tear gas as Trump has responded to the violence with threats and little evidence of understanding its cause.

    Since the police killing of George Floyd, a black man, in Minneapolis last week, Trump has largely thrown rhetorical Molotov cocktails over the front lines of the national uprising from the safety of his White House bunker.

    In other words, the president met protests against state violence with calls for more of it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes, it’s all Trump’s fault. It’s definitely not the fault of the the people out there saying that if you oppose property damage by rioters and looters, you’re a racist.

    • Suthenboy

      Weren’t the left screeching about racism when he shut down international travel? Now he is slow to react?

      Seriously, who do these dimwits think they are convincing? Aside from preaching to the choir they are wasting their breath.

    • leon

      “Back then, it was hyperbole at best.”

      What does hyperbole have to say for himself. It turns out he’s Trump’s greatest asset.

      • The Hyperbole

        he’s Trump’s greatest asset

        I’m the illiterate and racist redneck electorate?

    • Suthenboy

      Before he took office Peter Suderman at TOS was claiming that Trump would have vigilante gangs in the streets killing people. Various other hacks there made similar but not quite that crazy claims. I knew we were in for a hell of a ride at that point and basically wrote TOS off.
      With the non-stop unsubstantiated, wild claims…none of which are true…I cant see how anyone would pay attention to his critics except for entertainment purposes.

      • leon

        Well now it’s happening because all those rioters are Trump’s personal white supremacists imported from Russia.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        AYFKM?

        Former Obama administration national security adviser Susan Rice bizarrely suggested in a televised interview Sunday that the Russians could be behind the violent nationwide demonstrations following the in-custody death of George Floyd, although she offered no evidence for the incendiary claim.

        That woman has no relationship with the truth.

      • leon

        We live in a pseudo meritocratic system where people are handed out titles by each regime, and then treated like legitimate authorities for the rest of their lives.

      • Count Potato

        She is simply lying. Again.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Tell me Pence isn’t Robert Shaw in From Russia With Love.

      • kbolino

        I’m reminded of, “they told me if I voted for Barry Goldwater we’d go to war, and they were right!”

      • Ayn Random Variation

        It all started when one of Trump’s goons ripped that poor woman’s arm off and beat her with it a during one of Trump’s white supremacist campaign rallies.

    • kbolino

      More than 100,000 Americans have lost their lives

      This bothers me quite a bit. It is estimated that over 100,000 people have died from or with any of COVID-19, flu, or pneumonia since the beginning of the year. Depending on methodology, the number of actually reported excess deaths over the same period is anywhere from about 4,000 to about 53,000, and the number of estimated excess deaths is anywhere from about 57,000 to just under 100,000. The “over 100,000” is the CDC’s headline number but that’s really just the biggest of all the possible numbers they can come up with.

      • kbolino

        Some explanation for the discrepancies:

        Between reported and estimated: Deaths are not always reported quickly (if ever). The exact distribution was not easily found on the CDC’s website, but based on their numbers, the prediction model has the following points

        – 75% of deaths are reported within 2 weeks
        – 86.25% of deaths are reported within 3 weeks
        – 91.25% of deaths are reported within 4 weeks
        – 94.33% of deaths are reported within 5 weeks
        – 96% of deaths are reported within 7 weeks
        – 97% of deaths are reported within 9 weeks
        – 98% of deaths are reported within 11 weeks
        – 99% of deaths are reported within 19 weeks

        Between lower and upper excess death counts: The CDC bases its expected number of deaths on past years, presumably adjusted for the population of the state/country being studied, and provides numbers in terms of both the “average” number of expected deaths (midpoint? mean? median? doesn’t say) and the upper bound of a 95% confidence interval. The former yields higher numbers of excess deaths, the latter lower.

    • Count Potato

      NBC is retarded.

    • Rebel Scum

      and little evidence of understanding its cause.

      He expressed condolence and announced a federal investigation into the matter? To me, that is more than sufficient, even simply a pr exercise. But you are retarded or dishonest.

      the president met protests against state violence with calls for more of it.

      There we go again with that word. “Protests”.

  25. Crusty Juggler

    After days of confusion, Cuomo says dentists in NY can reopen statewide

    Dentists’ offices will be subject to state guidance on best practices for safety and social distancing, according to a news release from the governor’s office.

    Those practices include many that have come to be expected to prevent the spread of Covid-19. No waiting areas. Fewer patients coming in at time. Staggered staff when possible. Everyone must wear a face mask and stay at least 6 feet apart when possible.

    Of course, at the dentist, people get much closer than that.

    Dentists and hygienists must wear masks, eye protection, gloves and protecting clothing when performing any dental procedures that do not generate aerosols, according to state guidelines.

    For aerosol-generating procedures, providers should must wear an N95 mask along with eye protection (such as goggles or a face shield) gloves, and gowns.

    I’d rather have a shot of whiskey and let my husband yank out a tooth with pliers rather than dance that tune

  26. IRBE

    OT: I read that a better measure of physical shape is not weight, but ratio of waist versus height. It takes into consideration visceral fat, which is super not healthy. It is also a better/easier measure than BMI. The tricky part is measuring your waist, which should be done at your bellybutton level. Generally any ratio of less than 0.52 is good.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m about 0.47

      Yay for me

      • IRBE

        That’s good. At my plumpest, I was 0.54 but I was on a seefood diet. I Atkin’d to a 0.50-.52. I carnivored to 0.45 (no alcohol). I am at 0.46 meat, fruit and ethanol. I’ll take the extra hundredth for mental health reason.

    • Derpetologist

      [hangs head in shame]

      Although in my case, a ratio of 0.57 meets the standard.

  27. westernsloper

    No exercise last except the walking at work and well, work. My right wrist is swollen from holding a nail gun too much. Arthritis sucks balls. This weekend I worked on mental health and got plenty of the vitamin D and relaxation. I had to chuck the pizza float for the pool and acquired a new pineapple float. It works well and I can drink beer on it nicely.

    • straffinrun

      My right wrist is swollen from holding a nail gun too much

      Oooh, yeah.

      • Suthenboy

        I got that euphemism, I am still trying to figure out the one using ‘floats’.

  28. kinnath

    Pandemic #2

    LONDON (Reuters) – Hundreds of people protested in London and Berlin on Sunday in solidarity with demonstrations in the United States over the death of a black man shown on video gasping for breath as a white policeman knelt on his neck in Minneapolis.

    The protesters knelt in central London’s Trafalgar Square, chanting “No justice, no peace”, and then marched past the Houses of Parliament and finished up outside the U.S. Embassy.

    The Metropolitan police said they had made five arrests outside the U.S. Embassy, three for violations of the coronavirus lockdown guidelines and two for assault on police.

    • Suthenboy

      Outrage addicts are outraged.

      Hell, even the English dont care what the English think so why should we?

    • Rhywun

      Totally spontaneous, I’m sure.

    • WTF

      I guess mental retardation is contagious and we are suffering a worldwide pandemic.

  29. straffinrun

    I’m working out with bricks and doing sprints.

    • Suthenboy

      There are riots in Tokyo?

      • Suthenboy

        You might want to sit down….I have some bad news.
        Things didnt work out all that well for her.

      • blackjack

        Was expecting this!

      • Ted S.

        I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

      • AlmightyJB

        I hope My Woman is ok.

  30. egould310

    I have taken your advice to heart, and have been stretching. It’s what has helped. The calf is good now. Thank you thank you. I’m stretching alot and making sure To get up from my work about every 45 minutes and stretch.

    • egould310

      ^^^ Supposed to be a reply to IRBE above. Thanks for the reminder to stretch.

      Animal Races https://youtu.be/9KoX444NnI4

  31. kinnath

    The world is fucked when people are rioting in Iowa.

    DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) – Police arrested more than two dozen people after using tear gas to break up a protest and stop vandalism near the Polk County Courthouse in downtown Des Moines.

    Live video from WOI-TV showed a small group of people spraying paint on the courthouse and breaking at least one window on the building’s first floor. Police arrived about 9:40 p.m. and shot tear gas about 10 minutes later, causing what appeared to be about 250 protesters to scatter.

    • RAHeinlein

      Key word – arrested.

      • whiz

        The police in DSM did a good job; only used tear gas after telling people four times to disperse.

    • leon

      what I felt last nigh with the unrest in SLC

    • straffinrun

      Understandable that Das Boot is keeping a low profile.

      • DEG
      • straffinrun

        ^Link tease.

    • kbolino

      You keep using that word…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If they do it in a Jar Jar Binks patois I’ll actually go see the next film.

    • leon

      Not to mention Harry Potter needs to show solidarity too

  32. hayeksplosives

    Despite all we’ve seen over the last year or so, Biden is up 10% in the polls over The Donald.

    So is Biden really going to win this thing?!?

    • straffinrun

      Possibly. How much confidence do you still have in your fellow Americans?

    • kinnath

      Stop looking at the polls.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t sweat it, it’s too early.

    • Hyperion

      No, he isn’t. According to RCP avg, he’s up by about 5%.

      Let’s consider, it was at about this same point in the 2016 election that Hillary was up by 20% and made the comment ‘Why am I not up by 50 points?’.

      I’m not even going to go into the other points about this, but…

      In the betting odds right now, Trump is up by around 10 pts. And these are people who are betting their own money on who will win. If you want to take extremely biased polling, with oversampling of democrats, and Trump voters who would rather lie to the media (which is what Trump voters consider pollsters to be), over people risking their own money, go ahead.

      There is no fucking way Biden is even close to even, let alone ahead, no way. But that doesn’t fit the leftist media and their pollster’s narrative.

      • Hyperion

        All of them. Wikipedia? LOL! They rewrite that thing on a daily basis. Were you sleeping or what?

      • Ted S.

        You don’t want to believe it, so you just make shit up? Try the Real Clear Politics average. OK, Hillary vs. unknown Republican was leading by 20 points in July 2015, but only very briefly in March 2016 was she ahead by 10. By the end of May, it was down to 5 or 6.

      • hayeksplosives

        I have confidence that more people will legitimately cast enough votes for Trump to win the states he needs.

        However, the brazenness of the lefties of speaking lies and stopping at nothing to win. I don’t know that I will ever believe an election again.

    • leon

      RCP Average is 5.4% up. It has polls ranging from +11 to +1 in Bidens favor. So… Maybe? It’s not over till the Investigation clears the elected president of Russian Collusion.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Do you really think anyone feels more comfortable expressing their support for Trump this time around?

        The liberals have made it clear that anyone who disagrees with them deserves to burn in Hell.

      • Hyperion

        The national polls were off by around 8% last time. It has to be far more now, especially for the reason you just stated. If a pollster calls you and asks you who you will vote for and it’s not a democrat? LOL, sure everyone wants their house burned down by antifa thugs.

      • hayeksplosives

        Sadly, many people would be “canceled” if they spoke of voting for Trump; just not worth the risk to job.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Polls are usually designed to make the Democrats feel inspired and confident.

    • Nephilium

      Nah, it’ll be Hillary.

      • Hyperion

        It will be Biden/Warren. There will not be any other outcome, ya’ll can stop speculating now.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Heaven forbid, that would mean President Warren before the midterms.

      • Hyperion

        As planned.

    • Derpetologist

      -most polls are based on calling landline numbers even though many people either no longer have them or ignore calls from numbers they don’t recognize

      -people lie to pollsters

      -pollsters often have a bias

      -most polls have fewer than 1,000 respondents

      -media companies will ignore poll results they don’t like

      In the immortal words of Batman, wise politicians trust the voters, not the polls.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKjhaSlr0Jg

      • Hyperion

        yes

        yes

        dunno

        yes

        yes

      • kbolino

        The nationwide popular vote polls also have a fundamental methodological error when applied to the election: the President-elect is chosen by the electoral college, not the national popular vote. The NPV polls close to the election were pretty accurate when they predicted Hillary Clinton would win the NPV, which she did. What she did not win was the EC. Predictions that modeled the EC instead of NPV had the election as a toss-up.

    • Suthenboy

      According to the polls Hillary Clinton has a 97% chance of winning.

      • Hyperion

        Yep, right up until the day of election. I also remember her being up in Ohio and losing the state by 8%. But it got a LOT tighter closer to the election. She was up by double digits earlier on in the polls. That’s when she made her infamous ‘why am I not up by 50 pts?’ statement. I guess the hot sauce fell out of her purse right before drugs fell out of her ass.

    • Rebel Scum

      No, Hilldawg still has a 99 percent chance of winning.

  33. straffinrun

    Unacceptable. Dude, turning in your homework a week late is “unacceptable”. This is something else.

    • Chafed

      Yeah, that is an enormous understatement.

    • Viking1865

      Contrast that with the crowd in HK passing emergency vehicles through seamlessly.

  34. Derpetologist

    food for thought – it is very hard to get off the ground without using your hands – try it. It’s even harder if your hands are behind your back.

    here’s a guy who shows how to get up without putting his hands on the ground, but he does move his arms.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dJQO18dAI

    long story short – there is no reason to kneel on a cuffed guy on the ground. He’s not going anywhere.

    • straffinrun

      Great. Now we can have that navel gazing “Is it art or not?” discussion again.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My navel is art.

      • Derpetologist

        You could build an observatory – a navel observatory, if you will…

      • straffinrun

        and fuzzy

  35. gbob

    Lost 15 pounds since March, and for the first week ever I hit my goal of walking more than 7 miles each day. Disc golf, which I discovered through articles here, has been great for hitting my goals.

    Plus weed. So nice to be walking outdoors with a little one hitter on you

    • Crusty Juggler

      Good fuckin’ movie.

    • leon

      Look. He wasn’t willing to give from his own to make sure there was an equitable distribution of his belongings.

    • AlmightyJB

      Social Justice Warriors

    • The Hyperbole

      Best response – “Insurance will cover it.”

      • leon

        It was a pretty good one. Channeling Mrs Kohn.

  36. RAHeinlein

    And now watching the looting of a Philly Target.

    • straffinrun

      Finally they are paying a living wage.

  37. kinnath

    Amazing how fragile civilization actually is.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Particularly when everybody thinks they deserve something,

    • Derpetologist

      Thomas Sowell said that civilization is the thin crust over the volcano.

      Perhaps we should switch to deep dish?

    • Suthenboy

      Civilization is still here. The barbarism was always there too. They reside in men. The question is and always was who will have the upper hand.

      • kinnath

        who will have the upper hand.

        Three rifles; a shotgun; and six pistols.

        Open carry is starting to look like a better option that concealed carry.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Philly is a disaster zone. And it will be Trump’s fault who instigated the looting with his alt-right/white nationalist saboteurs.

    • DEG

      Philly cops identify with criminals.

    • Rhywun

      Smile, you’re on candid camera.

      Idiots.

      • invisible finger

        I doubt more than 1% of the arrested people will be prosecuted.

    • leon

      How else are you going to get a grant for a bunch of cool new Tactical vehicles if you don’t let your cop cars get destroyed in a riot? Come’on start thinking like a cop.

    • Chafed

      That’s infuriating.

  38. Nephilium

    In good news, as I’ve seen all of my vacations get cancelled and I have a large amount of PTO days to burn for work, it means I can plan to do this in the summer/fall (when PA opens up). They’ve lowered the prices, but everything is based on double occupancy. As the girlfriend’s not interested, it’s looking like I’ll still need to book rooms myself.

    • straffinrun

      I fail to see how that is good news to me.

      • Nephilium

        There’s still discussions around the house of a Tokyo trip this fall as well.

        I’m not sure if that counts as good news for you either.

  39. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Peaceful protestors

    One person suffered life-threatening injuries when he was shot while riding in a car that came into contact with protesters in downtown Richmond early Sunday morning, police report.

    Richmond police were called to a local hospital shortly after 1 a.m. after receiving a report that the victim, an adult male, had arrived with a gunshot wound.

    Reports indicate that the vehicle he was riding in passed by a group of protestors around 12:30 a.m. in the 2000 block of West Grace Street, police said.

    Investigators say the gunshots came from behind the vehicle.

    • straffinrun

      Wonder when people who are hand waving away the violence against innocent people are going to say, “OK, now we’ve gone too far”. My guess is when they’ve gotten exactly all the political wins they desire. Not that they’re gonna ever get to that point.

      • leon

        Yeah they have no problem with violence. So really it will never be “too far” until they have what they want

      • invisible finger

        And they never have enough

      • Hyperion

        They’ll get enough when their heads are being smashed into the pavement or they get a cap in their fucking ass, which cannot come soon enough.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Very few people though. It’s mostly against property. You know, the things that people have busted their asses their whole lives to get.

      • Nephilium

        When it happens to them, or someone close to them.

      • straffinrun

        Maybe when they get the cognitive dissonance whooped out of them.

  40. invisible finger

    Lots of African-American white supremecists looting Ford City Mall.

    • Hyperion

      Look, there are some midget girls and Guatemalans in that group of soldiers. I’m sure they can’t go up against antifa pussies.

    • leon

      And the STD Clinics too.

    • Suthenboy

      “The soldiers have been told to not bring their weapons with them on this potential mission. ”

      So what is their purpose?

      • Rhywun

        Bike lock fodder?

  41. invisible finger

    Serious question. When Twitter no longer has Section 230 protection, will they be party to flash mob prosecutions?

    • Hyperion

      Roberts will just invent another penaltax, problem solved.

      • leon

        Roberts has evolved. He no longer needs a tax to justify what he wants. See Religious ruling.

      • Suthenboy

        Jeebus, that guy is some piece of work. How long are we stuck with him?

      • Hyperion

        Until RBG is dead and Trump is still president. Then he won’t matter.

      • Suthenboy

        I guess that might cut his nuts. I would like to see him gone.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s the Nick Gillespie of Chief Justices, that’s for sure.

  42. Rebel Scum

    Exercise? I’ve done that before. Used to go jogging. Or perhaps it is “yogging”. The ‘j’ is silent? I don’t know. But anyway…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      yuck, sounds like work……

    • Suthenboy

      Agh! You got me to give TOS a click.

      Well Robby, it’s like this: They support anything that tears at the fabric of our society.

    • Rhywun

      It stopped being “protesting police violence” about two nights ago.

      • invisible finger

        Exactly. I’d bet more than half the people smashing property don’t even know who George Floyd is/was.

  43. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hello! I just woke up from a nap, woke at 5, played a tournament, then hung out at a bar til Noon? Barely awake, Let’s party!

  44. Mojeaux

    OT and totally rhetorical:

    Who are you?

    If someone asked you, “Who are you? Who are you really? What is your identity?” could you answer it without having to stop and think about it?

    Me, no, I can’t answer the question, or at least, not with any depth and it was disheartening.

    But a while back I wondered, is that a bad thing?

    “I don’t know who I am.”

    “But is that a bad thing?”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I am a Man, and an HVAC guy, and a good Husband and friend, and I will completely destroy you if you fuck with me and mine, hows that?

    • Suthenboy

      I am not sure how to respond to that because I dont understand it. I know exactly who I am and always have.

      • Suthenboy

        I thought about how to put it in a nutshell for a minute.

        Then it hit me, I am the guy that always brings the shopping cart back.

        I am no saint, that’s for certain, but I do bring the cart back and I have kept my word to my wife for 25 years and will keep it another 25 if I can manage to hang around this shitty world long enough.

      • Mojeaux

        I am the guy that always brings the shopping cart back

        That is beautiful. Thank you.

      • The Hyperbole

        Sure, but say there is a stray shopping cart that some asshole left in the parking lot, do you return that one as well?

      • Suthenboy

        Sometimes yes. Not always, but sometimes. As a matter of fact I did this morning. The very small market where I shop was short handed and busy. There arent usually carts in the lot but there were two near my car. I hitched mine to them and brought all three back.
        The employees there have always been extra nice and helpful. They all know me, I know all of them. They have even special ordered things for me when I merely asked if they had it in stock and they did not have it.
        So yeah, I dont mind saving them a minute or two and some sweat.

      • Suthenboy

        As for not being a. saint…The reason they were busy is because church had just let out. The reason I was there at that time is because you cant buy liquor on Sunday before noon. So….there is that.

      • Ted S.

        You ran out of liquor?

      • Suthenboy

        I am an idiot Ted. For some reason I always seem to run out on Saturday night. I dont know why I cant remember to buy extra on Friday. It seems like every Sunday morning I am puttering around the house and yard to kill time until noon.

    • straffinrun

      You are what you’ve done. I don’t care what you call yourself.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I slung my 590M on my shoulder and went to the park yesterday, no one freaked, and many wanted to check out my Bazooka, I live in the best timeline…..

    • egould310

      Who are you

      https://youtu.be/15MDPR5s2Ao

      We’ll get drunk, we’ll get stoned, we’ll get high, we’ll get drunk
      We’ll get drunk, we’ll get stoned, we’ll get high, we’ll get drunk
      And I know it doesn’t matter to you
      I said who are you
      To be acting the way that you do
      To be saying all the things that you do

    • Rhywun

      Depends on context. If some rando, “I am a person.”

    • Nephilium

      You should really watch Babylon 5. A big theme through the series is the questions: Who are you? What do you want?

      Me? I’m a geek, an uncle, a cog in a machine (hell, it pays the bills), a punk, a homebrewer, a drunk, and a member of many other subcultures. But using those as definitions is just pushing the answer onto someone else’s definition.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, “What do you want?” always follows hard on the heels of “Who are you?”

      • Mojeaux

        Re Babylon 5: Will do.

      • DEG

        I’ve not seen the whole series, but what I saw of it I liked. I’ll second Nephilium’s recommendation.

      • Nephilium

        There are different races that ask those two questions.

        If you need the series (I don’t think it’s available on any subscription streaming service currently), let me know. I’ve got it.

      • Mojeaux

        I might take you up on that, actually.

      • Nephilium

        Not a problem at all. You’ve got my e-mail, let me know.

      • Rhywun

        Me too, if that’s OK? And I have your email.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They ask it because they want an answer that conforms to their philosophy. The correct response was given in the show “Fuck off”

      • Chafed

        Exactly the right answer.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I am an individual.

      I am not a member of your collectives.

      Fuck off.

      • Suthenboy

        I am that guy too.

      • Fourscore

        I don’t have to know who I am, its far more important that you know who I am.

    • UnCivilServant

      “Why are you asking? Get your own identity.”

    • Hyperion

      I’m sure she’s going to get plenty of ‘would’ spending a few decades in prison. Are you planning on becoming a prison guard?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s a cute pic but isn’t that diaper girl?

    • Suthenboy

      She is a looker alright but she tried to burn 4 human beings alive. I will take a pass on this one.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Would lock her up and throw away the key.

    • Rhywun

      Catskill, NY. So they drove 50 miles into the city to play.

      PS. the charges were reduced to something like “vehicle damage” after the Feds took over the case.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That is why this shit will keep on happening.

        Make an example out of her.

      • invisible finger

        LOL. Making one example out of a thousand is meaningless. Even the stupidest people know the odds are in their favor.

      • Viking1865

        Samantha Shader, 27, of Catskill, New York was charged with allegedly throwing a Molotov cocktail at an NYPD vehicle that was occupied by four police officers.

        Mother is Amy Shader who owns a day care center in Catskill. Wonder what dad does.

        Two lawyers, Colinford Mattis, 32, and Urooj Rahman, 31, of Brooklyn, face charges of being in possession of explosive device components after Rahman had allegedly tossed a Molotov cocktail at an NYPD vehicle before fleeing with Mattis.

        Colinford Mattis went to Princeton. Rahman is a human rights lawyer.

        https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/31/nyregion/nyc-protests-lawyer-molotov-cocktail.html

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m just happy there’s a nation in the world that’s stupider than we are.

    • DEG

      Fuck

      • kinnath

        not allowed

    • straffinrun

      White knuckle sobriety never lasts too long.

    • grrizzly

      No words. The whole world has gone mad.

  45. Viking1865

    I rucked today for the first time in months. Got through 4 miles with 30 pounds in the ruck. Good time. Lots of people out and about.

    • Suthenboy

      A communist insurrection?

    • Suthenboy

      For your own sake do not read the comments.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I thought if you valued property over black lives, you were part of the problem.

      • straffinrun

        We are seeing ideologies being distilled down to their purest essence.

  46. Fourscore

    Another routine week end in Chicago. 10 murdered on Fri and Sat. Some how those lives don’t seem to matter, at least not enough to start protesting.