STEVE SMITH FRIDAY NIGHT HOBO ADVICE

by | Jun 12, 2020 | Advice | 225 comments

HAVE HOBO NICKEL. STEVE SMITH HOBO NICKLE.

 

STEVE SMITH FIND BE HOBO ON ROAD GOOD. IT TIME OF REFLECTION AND HOBO RAPE.

STEVE SMITH THINK – WHAT IF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WANT BE HOBO TOO? SO HIM GIVE TIPS, ADVICE ON HOW BE HOBO.

FOOD

MOST HOBO JUST GET FOOD BEG, WORK FOR, FROM FARMER, OTHER SMALL TOWN HOOMANS. STEVE SMITH NO SAY NO TO HANDOUT, BUT PREFER OTHER HOBO METHOD. MAKE FIRE, PUT FOOD OVER FIRE, EAT. POSSUM BEST EAT. THEM STUPID, EASY CATCH!

IS GOOD EAT.

MOVE

HOBO RIDE TRAINS. CAN WALK TOO. STEVE SMITH REMEMBER HIM GRANDMA SING LITTLE TUNE ABOUT DANGER OF RIDE TRAIN:

Passengers will please refrain

from using washrooms while the train

is standing in the station, I love you.

 

Hobos hanging underneath

will get it in the eyes and teeth

and curse and swear like I love you!

 

SO IF RIDE RAIL, BE CAREFUL! OH, CAN ALSO LOSE LEG OR ARM BY GET RUN OVER. MAKE SURE RUN FAST WHEN HOP ON TRAIN.

CAMPING

STEVE SMITH GOOD AT CAMPING. BEST STAY AWAY FROM TOWN HOOMANS. IF GET TOO MANY HOBO ONE SPOT, IT LOOK LIKE HOMELESS BUM PLACE. POLICE COME, AND STEVE SMITH END UP HAVE RAPE PATROL CAR, COPS….GET TIRED. SO STEVE SMITH SAY “SPREAD OUT”. GO FIND HAY BALES, BARN, TOOL SHED SLEEP IN.

STEVE SMITH FIND COMFY SPOT!

NOW HAVE BASIC HOBO ADVICE. STEVE SMITH LOOK FOR YOU ON RAILS. BY LOOK FOR, MEAN RAPE.

FREE CASCADIA!

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STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. AND RAPESQUATCH OF IMPORTANCE. ONE TIME GRAND MUFTI OF CASCADIA. FREE CASCADIA!

225 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Links?

  2. hayeksplosives

    I am imagining STEVE SMITH singing “King of the Road.”

    Doesn’t quite fit…

    • TARDIS

      How about “King of the Rode?”

    • Mojeaux

      ROFLMAO!!!

  3. DEG

    Five pine needles or one rape? Hmm….

  4. Rebel Scum

    STEVE SMITH should head over to CHAZ.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe he doesn’t like the smell of patchouli.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Funny because true

    • DEG

      S.E. Cupp has no boobpedia page.

      Sad.

  5. Pan Zagloba

    FREE CASCADIA!

    STEVE SMITH AUTONOMOUS DISTRICT MAY SPELL “SAD” BUT IT MEAN “HAPPY!” AND “HAPPY” MEAN…

    • LemonGrenade

      It never ceases to amaze me that the general populace is still putting up with this shit. We’ve engaged in armed insurrection for far less than this in the past.

      • Sean

        What’s crazy, is these fuckers are damaging their own brand. Respect for government is gonna stay low for quite some time. And I’m pretty certain it hasn’t hit the bottom yet.

      • LemonGrenade

        There’ve been a lot of folks red-pilled this year, but I don’t think it’ll do enough to stem the woke tide. There are way too many entirely malleable humans who have no real principles and instead swing with the current.

      • Sean

        I dunno, conversations with the young chick working at the front desk is encouraging. Not all the younglings have been indoctrinated.

      • LemonGrenade

        On the one hand, my mother went from voting Clinton in ’16 to total ‘fuck the government’ mode, which I’m proud of. It only took me twenty-five years to convince her. On the other, my two youngest sisters are both busy donating to #BLM and excusing burning down black-owned businesses because insurance. So I’m honestly not sure which way it’s going to go.

      • Rebel Scum

        because insurance

        “We are the 25%.”

      • Count Potato

        Their donations are going to white people.

      • Lackadaisical

        So I’m honestly not sure which way it’s going to go.

        I always assume the worst, and then am pleasantly surprised when we’re all still here.

      • Incentives Matter

        You have, of course, told them that the typical insurance policy actually does not cover acts of insurrection and/or riots, right?

      • blackjack

        If you don’t donate to Joe, you ain’t black and therefore, your life don’t matter!

      • LemonGrenade

        Ha, no (re: insurance). I stopped talking to those two years ago after they cut me off for voting for Gary Johnson in ’16. My mother tried to explain that, and got some pablum about lives being more important than property, even though destroying the property of black-owned businesses is sure going to affect their lives.

    • westernsloper

      Dood, the stupidity going on here is all over the board. It is different everywhere.

    • DEG

      I hope the state Supreme Court does the right thing.

      • Sean

        #metoo

      • Lackadaisical

        I have no hope of that.

    • db

      Hell, I’m in Beaver County, the only reason we’re just moving to green tonight is A. nursing home incompetence and B. Our County commissioners had the temerity to call Gov. Wolf out.

      • db

        Possibly for values of B = A.

  6. LemonGrenade

    I will be watching closely for any STEVE SMITH appearances during my upcoming trip.

    • Below Sea Level Hell Centro

      I love how RazorFist summons his internal Dennis Miller. Dude is a national treasure.

      • Incentives Matter

        Wish we had a guy like that here in Canuckistan.

      • Lackadaisical

        Viva Frei?

        Though he is considerably less angry and somehow still focuses on US politics anyway.

  7. LemonGrenade

    Disappointed to say that I did not win the lottery to see the fireworks on the 3rd of July at Mt Rushmore. However, the hubby immediately found a local raceway promising a 4th of July celebration done right, so trip is rescued.

    • Sean

      ?

    • Gender Traitor

      a local raceway promising a 4th of July celebration protest

      That’s what you meant, right? ::exaggerated wink::

      • LemonGrenade

        It’s South Dakota. No subterfuge needed, because their Governor isn’t an authoritarian psycho. Plus, I’ve got a sudden girl-crush, since she never locked her state down. We booked the trip in like, January though, well before any of the commie-cooties panic started.

      • DEG

        Sorry about losing the lottery but its good that you found that racetrack.

        I was going to go up north for a race at a racetrack holding racing in defiance of the Clown Prince, but there is going to be a mask ordinance protest near me, so I’ll miss the race. Another weekend. I will support that racetrack somehow.

        I’ve got a sudden girl-crush

        Go on….

      • LemonGrenade

        Hubby agrees she’s hawt. Especially since she seems to have more respect for freedom. The country needs more pro-freedom chicks (well, people in general, but my experience is that a higher proportion of women are just fine with the bootheel.

      • Gender Traitor

        The country needs more pro-freedom chicks

        ^SOOOOOOO ^MUCH ^THIS!!!

      • TARDIS

        I’ll settle for fewer males willing to do the bidding of anti-freedom statist C-words.

      • Rhywun

        Damn. If she was blond, she could be on Fox News.

      • LemonGrenade

        It honestly amazes me that she isn’t the newest rising star in Republican politics. Good looking, a plain-speaker who said straight up she trusted the people of her state to be sensible, and did I mention she’s good looking? (That seems to be really important in politics.) Dan Crenshaw has been laying into some great points, but I’d like to see a little bit more fandom for Kristi Noem. Looking forward to spending a bunch of tourist dollars in her state.

      • Lackadaisical

        Repubs only make their king/queen that person which the media has dubbed (usually they pick a squishy RINO like Romney or a ‘Maverick’ like McCain)

        I only know South Dakota didn’t bend the knee to ‘experts’ because of the people here. Repubs are just controlled opposition so that the rubes don’t stop this shit before they can get it far enough along.

      • DEG

        She’s good looking.

        The country needs more pro-freedom chicks

        YES!

        We’ll see if hanging out with the reopen folks works for me with dating.

      • LemonGrenade

        Good luck! I found my husband and he found me; it is possible.

      • Gender Traitor
      • DEG

        We’ll see.

        So far… busts.

    • Ted S.

      God bless you.

    • Rebel Scum

      Did we cover this yet?

      Looks like that covers it all.

    • Below Sea Level Hell Centro

      That’s nuts.

    • Rhywun

      I like cashews.

      My favorite nuts.

      • Sean

        Seeds.

      • J. Frank Parnell
      • Lackadaisical

        *takes your gay card away*

      • TARDIS

        *sniffs*

        I’ll never be happy, in a lighthearted way again. No frolicking, gamboling, or sauntering ever.

    • BakedPenguin

      Wow. That’s just …wow.

      Also, cashews are excellent (I have a can of them within arm’s reach), but Rhywun is wrong – macadamias are the best.

      If they didn’t cost $18 a pound, I’d eat them daily, with dark chocolate and cherries.

  8. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Styxhexenhammer talks about why we should both condemn the rioters and insist on police reform, all in all a good take:

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/afYPc3gDQ3F6/

    From your lips to God’s ears you bucktoothed rascal.

    • Rebel Scum

      That kind of nuance cannot be allowed! *throws brick*

  9. JD is in the United Karendom

    STEVE SMITH OFF TO BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAINS

  10. Sean

    “Chazastanis”

    ????

  11. Rebel Scum

    Bad Orange Man?

    “It’s a very, very, very tricky situation,” Trump said. “So the chokehold thing is good to talk about, because, off the cuff, it would sound like — absolutely. But if you’re thinking about it, then you realize maybe there is a bad fight, and the officer gets somebody in a position that’s a very tough position.” …

    “I don’t like chokeholds,” Trump said but added that sometimes they were necessary when fighting a “real bad person” alone. …

    “I think the concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect,” he said. “And then you realize if it’s a one-on-one. Now if it’s two-on-one, that’s a little bit of a different story, depending on the toughness and strength.”

    “Well, if it’s a one-on-one fight for the life. That’s what you’re saying,” Faulkner noted.

    “And that does happen. And that does happen. So you have to be careful,” the president responded. “With that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, it should be ended.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So he’s basically saying it should be an absolute last resort in a ridiculously convoluted way. I agree.

      • Rebel Scum

        That’s the way I take it. ///Trump-speak

      • Viking1865

        Yeah this is why people don’t trust the media. The pull quote from that rambling response that actually captures the meaning is

        “With that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, it should be ended.”

        The rest of the words are just him thinking out loud, explaining his reasoning. But the conclusion is right there at the end: “it should be ended”.

        Headline should read Trump: police using chokeholds ‘should be ended‘.

        That would be an honest headline. Anything other than that, you’re pushing a lie.

      • Rebel Scum

        “I think the concept of chokehold sounds so innocent, so perfect,” he said.

        This is the quote, alone, chopped and out of context, that will be used by John Oliver, That Daily Show ‘tard, Brian Stelter, etc.

  12. Derpetologist

    2 train stories

    I was on a cross-country Amtrak trip years ago. The guy in the dining car would announce what was on the menu from time to time, often in the form of song. One time, he did a pretty good Louis Armstrong impression: ♫ I see cans of blue…. plates of white…bright shiny forks…things to bite…and I think to myself, what a wonderful meal!

    But his best moment was when he announced in grave voice: ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we will be arriving on time. We apologize for any inconvenience.

    Reminds of a time I was waiting for a delayed flight. First announcement, the guy says it’s delayed 30 minutes for maintenance. Which was fine by me. In fact, I *prefer* flying on planes that aren’t going to fall out of the sky while I’m aboard. Next announcement: guy says it’ll be another 30 minute delay. There were groans from the waiting passengers. 30 minutes go by, guy makes another announcement: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your patience. I have good news: my shift is over and I’m going home. Oh yeah, and the plane is fine and you’ll be boarding shortly.

    His timing and delivery of that was just [chef’s kiss].

    • Rhywun

      Ugh I was stranded on the tarmac for two hours one time. We must have lined up for take off three times. PISSED.

      • LemonGrenade

        I once put up with that shit for 8 hours. Six hours of delays in the waiting area at the airport, and then an additional two hours on the tarmac before I got fed up and said I’d had enough, ‘take me off the plane’. The lady at the customer service desk was all, “but we expect to take off in just another thirty minutes!” and I shrieked, “No! You’ve fooled me with that nonsense for enough times today, I’m going home and I’ll try again tomorrow.” Now I drive everywhere, if at all possible.

      • Rhywun

        Me, it was on my way home from a business trip and a work night. All for a one hour flight. Seriously cut into my drinking time. ?

      • LemonGrenade

        Unfortunately, the trip in question was to Calgary from VA, which would have been quite a drive. Thank goodness I never have to do that one again. Nowadays the only business travel I ever have to make is to NYC and I can manage that fairly easily on Amtrak.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I went to Australia as a teenager. Flight path was LAX -> Honolulu -> Auckland -> Sydney.

        When we got to the airport, we found out that the firefighters in Sydney were threatening to go on strike, and if that happened the airport would need to be closed. So we waited around LAX for an extra 3 or 4 hours, until finally they told us that the strike hadn’t been worked out yet, but we were going to go ahead and fly to Hawaii.

        We get to Hawaii (4 or 5 hour flight) and there’s still a potential strike, so we all get off the plane and hang around the Honolulu airport for 3 or 4 hours. Near the gate, because we could all get called back on board at any time. They finally let us back on, even though everything hadn’t been worked out yet, and we make the 9 hour flight to Auckland.

        In Auckland, same thing. Off the plane, hang around the gate in Auckland for 3 or 4 hours. Finally, we find out that the firefighters are officially on strike and Sydney airport is closed, so we get back on the plane, fly to Melbourne instead, and take a 12 hour bus ride up to Sydney.

      • creech

        Did you manage to get leid in Hawaii?

      • db

        I got my pilot’s license after putting up with too much bullshit. I try only to fly commercial when I need to go intercontinental now.

    • blackjack

      When I was a kid, we hopped a train to Santa Barbara from Oxnard so we could buy a sheet of acid. Supposedly, it was the best way to keep from getting busted on the way home. We didn’t get busted, but it seemed way sketchier than just driving or hitchhiking. 30% mark up, who hoo!

    • AlmightyJB

      Wow. Living in a Tsunami of Stupid.

    • Sean

      Patiently waiting for the PSA Dagger…that’s what gun control means, right?

      • Rebel Scum

        Gun control: Use both hands.

    • Count Potato

      I can’t wait for July.

    • AlmightyJB

      Smart

      • DEG

        Yep.

      • blackjack

        Says Reginald Denny!

    • commodious spittoon

      I think it’s pretty awesome that the left is unilaterally rescinding gun laws. What are conservatives even for if they can’t stand up for gun rights the way the progessive left is?

      • Lackadaisical

        And just think of the reduction in taxes.

      • db

        NFA is a tax

  13. Rebel Scum

    A little sharp to the bite.

    The soldiers were staying at the Marriott Marquis Hotel during their mission to the nation’s capital when they decided to order a pizza from a nearby establishment using Uber Eats, according to a Department of Defense report shared with The Post and Courier.

    When they opened the pizza, they found shards of glass baked into the dough and cheese.

    They didn’t eat the pizza and no one was injured, according to the report. No other Guardsmen experienced a similar problem.

    • Sean

      Extra crunchy.

  14. Sean

    It’s a good thing I don’t recycle…Those guys would think I drink too much.
    ?

    • db

      I save mine up so as to appear more of a consumer. They don’t notice a missed week, only a bin full of bottles overflowing

  15. Derpetologist

    humor practice

    Creator of The Purge Sues Reality For Copyright Infringement

    LOS ANGELES – “The simple fact is that I came up with the idea of a dystopian US filled with masked rioters, and I did it in 2013, long before any of the lazy ripoffs Reality has been churning out lately,” said the film’s writer and director James DeMonaco. This is not the first time Reality has been taken to court. Reality is still litigating a class action lawsuit from 2016 for its alleged role in the election of Donald Trump. When asked to comment, a spokesman for universe as we know it said: “My client is no stranger to these frivolous charges. Time and again, people who are unhappy with their own actions or those of others will lay the blame elsewhere instead of on themselves.” When asked if Reality had any comments on the possibility of an afterlife or the end of the world, the spokesman said: “Oh it has assured me that the ending will knock your socks off. You’ll never see it coming.”

    • AlmightyJB

      Awesomesauce

    • Derpetologist

      comment gold: Behold the Glory of Soymalia

      • TARDIS

        *bows*

    • DenverJ

      Yup. Hopefully this time people tell them to go pound sand.

  16. Derpetologist

    I’m surprised the media did blame the riot fires on climate change. They could have killed 2 birds with 1 stone.

    meanwhile in not so great Britain

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-statues-black-lives-matter-protest-police-violence-disorder-a9560746.html

    ***
    Police will not protect statues from protesters if it would put officers or the public at risk of harm, senior officers have said.

    The toppling of a slave trader’s statue in Bristol has sparked a wave of activity across Britain, and clashes are feared this weekend after right-wing groups vowed to “defend” selected memorials against Black Lives Matter demonstrators.

    Chief Constable Ben-Julian Harrington, the national lead for public disorder, said local police commanders would decide whether to intervene depending on the circumstances.
    ***

    It’s incredible how so many people think police brutality comes from statues and flags. It’s like how trench coats became the mark of the beast after Columbine.

    I remember as a kid being a Civil War buff for a while. For me, something that long ago is in the same category as Renaissance fairs. Hopefully those would erase history will fail.
    Ooh, just got an idea…

    Taliban Offers US Advice On How To Safely Destroy Statues

  17. db

    I’m curious…in 1996, did any Democrats fear that Bob Dole might just win?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No fear there, everyone knew Dole was screwed before the conventions even happened.

      • DenverJ

        Nobody likes a guy who talks about himself in the third person.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Heh, an old Stern show with Norm playing Dole:

        https://youtu.be/Qmr7Gz-LjJI

        Ah the good old days before Howard lost his mind.

      • TARDIS

        Don’t blame me. I voted for Kang…or was it Kodos. I can’t remember.

      • db

        That was my feeling. I was first able to vote in the 1992 election. 1996 seemed pointless.

    • DEG

      I don’t remember hearing any Democrats fearing Dole would win. I remember them being pissed about the Republicans taking over Congress during the Clinton years.

      • db

        That was my first clue that the Reps didn’t have any spine. They won after the AWB and didn’t even attempt to reverse it.

  18. DenverJ

    Wow, I’m sore today. It feels like I got drunk last night and tried to see how many pushups I could still do.

    • db

      It’s okay, you inspired me to try to find my dumbbells. There around here somewhere, maybe in this fridge?

      Nope, just beer here.

      • DenverJ

        Well, you don’t want to start too heavy- 12 oz. is about right.

      • db

        Homebrew, glasses are 16 oz. Should I be concerned?

      • DenverJ

        Just be careful. And don’t try any negatives

      • Count Potato

        Just do fewer reps with each one.

      • db

        So, chug?

      • Don Escaped any Landslide

        Careful: 16 fl oz of water weighs 16.66 oz.

        Better make sure the ABV is 20% to get the wet weight back down to 16 oz !

    • Lackadaisical

      You’ve inspired me to grab a brew.

      My wife has been complaining I’ve lost weight lately.

      • TARDIS

        My wife was complaining that I wasn’t getting enough sleep lately.

      • Incentives Matter

        My wife has been complaining I’ve lost weight lately.

        Hating you just a little bit right now.

      • Lackadaisical

        Well, we each have our own problems.

    • Rhywun

      FWIW it sounded like you got drunk last night and tried to see how many pushups you could still do.

      • db

        It was very inspiring to me

    • J. Frank Parnell

      So how many did you do?

      • DenverJ

        70ish? In small doses. I did like 40 with my hands at shoulder distance, the easy ones, ten at a time. Then ten x2 with hands outstretched, and two killer reps, one of 6 one of 4, with my hands together forming a diamond. I think. I was drunk.
        For comparison, 4 yrs ago I was doing at least 3 sets of 10 of each position, every night.

  19. Derpetologist

    So shines a good deed in a weary world:

    ***
    The mother of Trayvon Martin said she’s doesn’t support efforts to reduce law enforcement resources as calls to divert funding from police departments toward social service and youth programs continue to gain traction with elected officials.

    “I think we need more police,” Sybrina Fulton said, according to the Daily Caller. “We need police with better standards, and police with better ethics and better work habits.”
    ***

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/trayvon-martin-mother-disagrees-defund-police

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Yeah, I doubt she’s a big fan of citizens patrolling their own communities.

      • DenverJ

        Too soon

      • blackjack

        I could see how that would make her a little skittelish.

      • Tejicano

        Sounds like you’ve got her attitude down to a(n Arizona) T.

    • Derpetologist

      Is #1 a French fighter plane going in reverse?

      Try the waitress and tip the veal!

    • db

      IAS or TAS?

      • db

        Dive or straight and level?

      • Rebel Scum

        Dive?

        But no they did the analysis on straight and level. Though I think they failed at their own stated parameters by including the Shooting Star.

      • LJW

        That movie was made in 2019? The CGI is awful!

    • db

      I really hate the delivery by so many youtubers. It feels so unnatural, like they’re not even native speakers of the language.

      • db

        which of course, most aren’t NTTAWWT

  20. db

    Question for @Sean are people in eastern PA actually following the lockdown still? It’s free-for-all in western PA and has been all along pretty much. While officially businesses follow the rules, most residents have been giving a big middle finger to any restrictions.

    • creech

      Restaurants are because they are highly visible to Karenattack.

    • Sean

      Free for all for small businesses. Residents have been fairly polite and respectful to each other from what I’ve seen (No overly aggressive Karens). Though mask wearing is pretty common, distancing is low. This area is generally pretty decent to start with.

      • Sean

        *Only applies to the burbs I frequent – Upper Bucks and over the line into Montgomery and Lehigh counties.

  21. J. Frank Parnell
    • db

      too perfect

    • Lackadaisical

      …. none of those people look like normal people.

    • Gender Traitor

      “How dare y’all!”

      ::accepts the fact that I’m going to Hell::

    • Rebel Scum

      She is as much an expert on that as climate/weather science. As in not one.

    • Count Potato

      LOLOLLOL

    • DenverJ

      The Jessica Rabbit cosplay further down the page- Oh. My. God.

      • Lackadaisical

        *reclicks link*

        Not seeing it, linky?

      • db

        me neither

      • DEG

        Me three

      • Lackadaisical

        Hm, she’s a bit more on the THICC end of things whereas Jessica Rabbit is clearly on the THINN end.

        I’ll accept it, but she is slacking, especially if shes not wearing a corset.

      • DEG

        BOTH!

      • db

        I believe a simultaneous comparison is the only appropriate method of resolving this question.

        I remain, as ever,

        Yours in Empiricism,
        db

  22. Gender Traitor

    Fun (and actually on-topic) fact (that I’m virtually certain I’ve mentioned before): My grandfather spent some time as a hobo right after he got back from the first War to End All Wars®. The war had gotten him out of Hillisburg, IN, and he decided he wanted to see the rest of the country for which he’d almost gotten his butt shot off. Almost ended up on a chain gang in Florida, but instead they told him to get on a train (with a ticket) and get out of the state. He took along a baby alligator in a box…and lost it on the train.

    • Festus

      My Grandpa got drummed out of the Calvary in the 1920’s. He rode the rails for awhile but I don’t think he was anyone’s punk. Hard Man, not to be fucked with.

  23. CPRM

    Trying to get some sleep for my last day of work before I get laid off again. The sun is going down.

    • peachy rex

      Japan, India and Australia are currently easing their way into a throuple. If they could get South Korea to join them, that would be quite an alliance. (The problem, of course, is that everyone who belonged to the Greater East Asian Co-prosperity Sphere is, um… unenthusiastic about Japan swinging a big dick in the region.)

  24. Rebel Scum

    Oh, my.

    “Star Trek” actor and noted LGBT activist George Takei issued a veiled swipe at author J.K. Rowling this week when he said that those who defend “so-called biological sex” are actually scientifically ignorant.

    “When you defend so-called ‘biological sex,’ you sound scientifically ignorant and you elevate transphobia,” the actor tweeted.

    Hm…When you think men are women and vice versa you sound scientifically ignorant and elevate biophobia.

      • Ted S.

        Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a woman!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        i’m an Actor, not a script Writer!

      • Rhywun

        No idea how he squares his well-known far-leftism with that.

  25. mikey

    Riding the rails is still a thing and nowadays even hobos have cell phones and YouTube channels.
    YouTube has a bunch like this. Fascinating.
    https://youtu.be/2HkSMWxEUuA

    • creech

      I recall a couple of libertarian types – maybe even professors – in California who used to hop freights as their hobby. Want to name Rod Manis but can no longer recall their names.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Cell phones? Some of them have gopros or equivalent.

  26. Gustave Lytton

    How long before the Greatest Generation(tm) gets unpersoned because the armed forces was segregated at the time?

    • db

      Their silence was violence

      • Ted S.

        I thought words like violence broke the silence.

      • db

        Words are very unnecessary / they can only do harm

        Words are meaningless and forgettable

        Sit in my chair / Posting black square

      • TARDIS

        Old people with guns. Scary.

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s awesome! : )

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Fun, but no Blacks on D Day, not allowed

    • Count Potato

      woops!

      whoever upthread called it.

      Sorry, that was the rum typing.

      • Rebel Scum

        I called it.

  27. mikey

    Has anyone asked MayorJenny (isn’t that just sooo precious?) if the folks with property in CHAZ will get their property taxes refunded? Or maybe Seattle wil collect the money and pass it to the appropriate CHAZ authorities.

    • db

      I was discussing this very subject with friends today. Consensus: get f**cked, tax assessment.

    • LJW

      It will be interesting to see if this spreads to other like minded cities like Portland or San Francisco. Outside of the three commie Mecca’s I don’t see any other city putting up with it. Regardless these kids will tire out after a couple weeks and head back to the comfort of Mom and Dads basement.

      • db

        I suppose it *could* turn out to just be the latest iteration of Occupy Wall Street but, will it?

      • DenverJ

        That one idiot in Seattle thinks he’s a warlord. You think he’s just gonna say fuck it, I’m gonna go play Nintendo?

      • blackjack

        Just don’t even think about occupying Malheur. That’s a summary death sentence.

  28. Lackadaisical

    Playing risk against bots (I know) and somehow there is not an achievement for killing every other player (5!) in the game in one turn.

    wtf mates.

    • Rebel Scum

      Sounds Risky.

      • Lackadaisical

        It was a game with fog on a non-standard map (only Europe), so things were a bit weird which led to me taking everyone out in one turn.

      • Lackadaisical

        Been trying games with humans lately… definitely some collusion going on.

  29. Tres Cool

    Jugsy and I watched the Dave Chappelle bit on George Floyd. What followed was a robust, impassioned, loud, discussion. I was critiquing Dave’s use of his platform, which was the basis for his whole presentation- he took down Don Lemon for calling on black people (yay! we can say that again!) of fame to take a stand, while saying, “nigga, dont nobody want to hear what a comedian has to say”. And then he goes ahead and says it.
    The murder of George Floyd was one of the most horrible things Ive seen in my life. A sociopathic cop, hand in pockets, leg on the neck of a guy he knew (so they say), just letting him him asphyxiate- that pig should be swinging from a lamp post. And his 3 co-conspirators. As much as I complain about everyone walking around with a camera in their pocket- everyone recording him dying under a pig’s leg may get justice. Without that? It woulda been written up as “suspect resisted- medical crisis: see coroner’s report”.

    With that in mind- Chappelle’s delivery…his anger at young black men being kill by white cops nearly made me cry. Seriously. Ive met Dave twice- he’s a solid dude. In his act he always contrasts races. Its a good bit, and as someone thats done a couple open-mic nights, you need to know your crowd and how to work them. Dave is a genius. But in his most current rant he’s just mad. And I feel bad for him getting sucked up like that- cause the numbers even from the DOJ dont match the outrage. Twice the number of white people are shot and killed than blacks every year. Sure, you can look at demographics and express that as a percent….but twice the honkeys is just that.

    OK…../rant off. And i hope it made some sense, cause Im quite drunk.
    But when it comes to institutionalized racism and extermination? See These Broadsand ask then about “how do you feel about maybe getting shot for being the wrong color”?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Sure, you can look at demographics and express that as a percent….but

      …it invites the invocation that blacks are disproportionately the victims of violent crime in general, with the killings by cops being a small fraction. The reason to be disproportionately outraged about the tiny proportion of killings by the cops is that we pay them and they get special privileges that Omar Little doesn’t get.

      Then again, none of the moral preeners actually gives a shit about black lives. They’re in it for the approbation or the grift.

      • Tres Cool

        Sharpton still owes the gov’t millions in tax money, has a show on MSNBC, walks free, and could be complicit in the Crown Heights riots.

        I have no idea what you mean…..

      • Lackadaisical

        The thing that gets me is that, well… if blacks are disproportionately involved in crime, shouldn’t we expect a disproportionate number to be killed by police?

        They’re likely to have a disproportionate number of encounters. General crime stats would seem to suggest that whites are killed at a disproportionate rate, by that metric.

        That has little to nothing to do with Floyd btw, which by all accounts sounds like a murder (I haven’t worked up the courage to see him killed yet).

        I think almost all race based stuff is bullshit. Are there racist cops? No doubt. But the idea that left-liberal cities are just teeming with clansmen hoping to take out any black they get a shot at seems unlikely.

      • Old Man With Candy

        It was a murder. No question.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, I don’t think I’ll derive any pleasure form seeing it, so I’m avoiding it.

      • Lackadaisical

        Which is to say, I’ll take your word for it, honestly.

      • Chafed

        The only thing left to determine is what degree.

      • Akira

        I think almost all race based stuff is bullshit. Are there racist cops? No doubt. But the idea that left-liberal cities are just teeming with clansmen hoping to take out any black they get a shot at seems unlikely.

        Here’s my theory on it:

        This whole police killing issue looks very bad to the Left. Many of the cities where these murders occur have been almost exclusively run by Democrats for decades. Also, the Democrat Party has been the biggest proponent of unionizing government employees, and here we have a problem that is undeniably related to that.

        Some inner city black people must be wondering why they should keep voting Democrat when it doesn’t seem to make any difference, and they’re also curious about the role of this union – perhaps wondering if similar things occur with other unionized government employees. Very bad news for the Democrat Party.

        Now, there’s rarely any evidence brought forth that a murderous cop was racist (past statements, a consistent pattern of using inappropriate force on minorities, etc) but by making the issue all about race, the Democrat Party can shift blame away from themselves (and their pubsec union cash cows) and onto that vague, amorphous enemy, “systemic racism”. It’s the only way that they might be able to spin this to their advantage.

      • Lackadaisical

        Some inner city black people must be wondering why they should keep voting Democrat when it doesn’t seem to make any difference,

        I dunno, doesn’t seem like this was happening.

        Your theory also relies on a concerted effort by dems to spin this to their advantage at multiple levels. Not saying they’re not capable, but I don’t subscribe to your newsletter. Too many working parts imo.

      • Akira

        I dunno, doesn’t seem like this was happening.

        Well yea – I posit that it isn’t happening because attention has been diverted to the racial element of police killings rather than the actual cause.

        Your theory also relies on a concerted effort by dems to spin this to their advantage at multiple levels. Not saying they’re not capable, but I don’t subscribe to your newsletter. Too many working parts imo.

        I don’t know that it requires a top-down concerted effort. All it requires is for many individual members of the Democrat Party to think, “Shit, this could be bad for me. What do I do? … What’s that? Someone said something about racism? Ooh, that’ll work! Let’s just talk up the racial aspect of it, then nobody will pay attention to how this has largely happened on our watch!”

    • AlmightyJB

      Lol. Build a wall around it. Fill it with water:)

      • Lackadaisical

        More or less expensive than helicopter rides?

      • AlmightyJB

        Could probably pay for either by televising it on pay per view. Helicopter ride TV would be repetitive but would have more action. The water version would be more drawn out but have a nice build up to the main event.

  30. AlmightyJB

    The November elections may well be popcorn worthy. Some of the local elections in liberal cities impacted by the riots could be quite telling.

    • Lackadaisical

      What are they going to choose from left liberals vs. tankies?

      • AlmightyJB

        Stalin vs Stalin

    • Chafed

      I hope you are right. But I’m not hearing a lot of reports of suburban women abandoning Team Blue because of the riots.

      • Lackadaisical

        ^this.

        No one cares about them at all. Good luck to us all.

      • Gender Traitor

        I cling to the faint hope that the fewer noisy ones are virtue signaling to their NPR tote bag-toting friends while the quiet ones are keeping their heads low and not letting on how they’ll vote.