SO….looks like I might be the only one who can log in and provide the comment space…um, links that plants crave!
So, here you go all you rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
DO NOT GATHER!
First!
Linking to oneself is what got Onan smoted. just sayin’
ALLES IST IN ORDNUNG! …. jetzt.
Some people are into that sort of thing.
Rule 34.
The Florida Education Association, which represents teachers in the state, sued the state on Monday, claiming the planned restart of classroom instruction next month during the pandemic would jeopardize the health of its members and students.
To be fair, attending public schools damages students.
For once i agree with the Teachers Union. ! END PUBLIC SCHOOLING NOW!
Every black cloud has a silver lining, etc, etc…
I wonder if this obviously self-serving, rapacious bitch-assedness is going to finally break the, “tEAchrZ Ar heROz!!!” meme in the public consciousness.
I’m seeing it happen on my Facebook feed as we speak.
Yeah, as a society (generalizing and collectivizing here) we have the following model of education:
1. The State extracts large amounts of tax revenue to educate children. National average of about 11,000 dollars.
2. Education is conducted in large, purpose built facilities that include athletic, cafeteria, music, art, drama, etc facilities in addition to classrooms.
3. Students are transported to these facilities via bus and returned home, spending roughly 7 hours door to door.
This model essentially requires two working parents, to pay the taxes which fund the system. Our entire family and employment model is built around it. These fucking union stooges and lazy teachers are acting like it’s as simple as the switch from going to the gym to working out at home, or restaurant dining to DoorDash.
We pay more in property taxes then we do in groceries precisely so you will take our children to a large well maintained building to learn, socialize, exercise, and create with other children their age. Paying 10,000 fucking dollars a year for zoom calls is an absurd idea.
Here, here! Well said.
If you can’t or won’t teach my kids, just give me the $10k per and I’ll make other arrangements.
I’d much prefer that the breeders pay for their own kids’ daycare and they rest of us get our money back.
Ding Ding DIng, we have a winner!
as somebody planning on paying for private school, I cosign this wholeheartedly
Swissy, #2 link is,,, odd
Linksterbation.
NEIN…alles hast repariren sein.
I see you’re speaking Schwyzerdütsch again.
To the Germans I sound odd now. To the Swiss, I still sound German. I am screwed. Of course, I can still read and write fine.
My German relatives always had trouble with Schwyzerdütsch.
I try to keep up my German by downloading newscasts from the various broadcasters like SRF. That’s in standard German. When I’ve made the mistake of downloading a program in the Swiss dialect, well, good luck with that. 🙂
Swiss German ain’t German.
True that. Needs more ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß.
I’m married to a Schwäbisch woman. I can understand German. I can’t understand a bit of what she says to her family. She always complains of my Hessian accent when I try to speak German. I didn’t even know I had an accent…
2nd link is broken
NICHTS MEHR, FREUND!
See? We DO check out the links!
*mulls over*
You did….
*salutes*
That 2nd Link looks good Swiss. Don’t let the Nay Sayers get you down.
Well, not any more…
Ok, unless someone else is more batshittengly entertaining, I’ll be voting for Kanye
https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/kanye-west-rally-speech-transcript-in-south-carolina-july-19
That bolded part really should be his campaign slogan.
I hope he gets more and more traction.
I’m convinced.
Remember, THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. TEACHERS CARE! Or something.
The children are our future
Forbidden Love
Ouch, a bit too close to the truth to be really funny
Where is your god now?
Looking for a starship?
Found it!
But, can you find your way back?
Where is your god now?
Hoo boy. Now the media is going to be on a never ending cycle about the evil of the Dutch.
Now the media is going to be on a never ending cycle about the evil of the Dutch.
What a treat.
Start punning it up Doc, and Swiss will come by and schultz the thread down.
Isn’t Swiss’ campaign against puns really him tilting at windmills?
It isn’t like we will ever stop.
“ It isn’t like we will ever stop.”
Us Glibs are known to clog a thread with puns.
We’ll just have to root out the culprit.
You can bank on it.
Wooden shoe enjoy that?
Imma just skate right past that.
Government schoolteachers always be telling us how important they are; but when they’re actually asked to step up to the plate like other essential workers they’re like “we’re not babysitters.” Except the problems with that are: That they the teachers, not the parents or school bureaucracy, are classifying it as babysitting instead of essential in-classroom instruction. Teachers don’t get to define working conditions, or at least shouldn’t in any sane universe without unions for government employees; that’s the purview of the school bureaucracy and if they don’t like it they can quit.
Threading fail. I blame squirrels.
Blame your teachers instead.
Well, he’s a bear. They could have been squirrels.
the evil of the Dutch
Well they are famous for giving dykes the full Joe Biden treatment.
Lawyer, men’s rights activist, and patsy.
I mean, what else can we have to make lawyers look even more like…well, nevermind.
Someone is still stuck on the Saturday titty link…
It seems like teachers unions across the country have seen city, local and state governments capitulate to extreme demands from BLM and Antifa, and have also recognized that the vast majority of the nation’s knowledge of the virus comes from what they’re spoon-fed daily by the media (IOW: “if you go outside without a mask you will most certainly die!!”), so they’ve made the rational decision to shoot for the moon with their requests before returning to work. In Los Angeles, their union has even demanded the elimination of all charter schools — why not destroy the competition while they’re at it? Meanwhile, if all the semester becomes virtual, all their teachers will get to stay at home indefinitely at full pay, perhaps dropping in a daily hour of ‘teaching’ on Zoom. I know there’s a ton of good teachers out there who would love to return to in-person teaching and know they would be at low risk, but they also know their biggest risk would be speaking up now and contradicting their union.
It should be the exact opposite of eliminating charter schools. This should be the perfect time to simply give each kid a voucher to spend on the schooling of their choice.
If the union doesn’t want to start up, I’m sure that there are all sorts of other businesses that would love to get them a crack at those vouchers.
Exactly. Let the nervous nelly public school teachers stay at home, but each kid gets the equivalent of the public-school contribution for them to attend a private school. This would, of course, mean less money for public schools, which would have to result in layoffs or pay cuts for the public schoolteachers. Heck, I would guess that even many parents who were happy for their kids until now to go to a ‘good’ public school would be willing to pay for private school without a voucher just to get their kids what they need. But if there was the suggestion of vouchers or even just a noteworthy flow to private schools to push back against the unions, the terrified public teachers would demand they return to school sites in a hearbeat.
But of course the D governors/mayors would never do that. The teachers unions are traditionally their best contributors and tend to vote for them en masse, so they’ll always do their bidding. Newsom has already made the edict that all schools in CA will be online this fall, public and private, no exceptions. So he’s ensured you, little nobody parent, that you have absolutely zero options other than moving out of state. How sad for all parents, but especially those with kids with special needs, who might regress substantially because of all this union-fellating.
I hate Microsoft.
Welcome to 1988.
I’m sure they hate you too.
Bill Gates is hard at work creating vaccines that will be just as reliable as his software. You’re gonna love it.
Well, at least until the vaccine gives you the Blue Screen of Death.
Hmmm…. I think herpes not-so-simplex would be better.
I made it past the herp, the hiv and the hep, now I gotta deal with the vid.
At least I made it through the rain.
Cuomo threatens to close ALL New York bars and restaurants if ‘stupid’ crowds and business owners continue to ignore social distancing rules despite hospitalizations reaching their lowest since March 18
Fuck off.
Is Cuomo trying to outdo Donald’s bad spray-tan?
Collectivists really love to dish out the collective punishment.
I don’t wanna ride this ride anymore. I’m tired of being pissed off all the time.
#metoo
#methree
HELP WANTED- Teachers
Must be willing to work.
UTLA’s new slogan? Will not work for socialism!
Aaaaand… I’m out of beer. Let’s see if I can go get some without succumbing to an apoplectic fit.
I went off a few days ago. I was still angry when I apologized, so I’m not sure it came across as sincere.
Vintage 1948 interview of veteran of Spanish Civil War and WWII who ended up in New Zealand (11:30, around 11 MB)
Sure, Nancy.
“The fact is whether he knows it yet or not, he will be leaving,” Pelosi told Brzezinski. “Just because he might not want to move out of the White House doesn’t mean we won’t have an inauguration ceremony to inauguration a duly elected President of the United States. And you know, I’m second in line to the presidency just last week I had my regular continuation of government briefing. This might interest you because I say to them, this is never going to happen, God willing it never will, but there is a process. It has nothing to do with the certain occupant of the White House doesn’t feel like moving and has to be fumigated out of there because the presidency is the presidency. It’s not geography or location so, so much for him. I wouldn’t spend so much time on it that’s a victory for him because then we’re not talking about your first, more important subject, which is, what are we going to do to stop this vicious virus that is making an assault on our health, again, our lives, our livelihood and life of our democracy.”
“Just because he might not want to move out of the White House”
Has Trump said “I love the white house so much i never want to move out?”
Leon,
President Donald Trump: “The White House is a real dump.”
PODCAST: The story behind our Trump golf story (and a certain explosive quote)
By GOLF WIRE
August 2, 2017
https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/podcast-the-story-behind-our-trump-golf-story-and-a-certain-explosive-quote/
Do people really believe he’d not leave the White House if he lost? Unless he had a huge part of the military on board I just don’t see how that could possibly work.
Some of the dumb base does believe it. I think.
Nancy does not.
Dude, at times when I’ve drunk too much I’ve scrolled through Twitter and FB feeds. There are a significant amount of people who KNOW:
i) Trump will lose in November
ii) Trump will refuse to leave office/leave the White House
iii) military leaders will demonstrate their loyalty to the constitution by physically removing Trump from the White House
iv) he will be taken directly to prison to face charges on treason/crimes against the state/crimes against humanity
Again, they KNOW this. It’s nuts.
It’s always funny to go back and read their old tweets. Like my Office Prog who was absolutely convinced about every single Russia Fever Dream, I heard about it for literally years. Then, all of a sudden, crickets.
Part of me needs to believe the universe will eventually smite Pelosi and all her cohorts down in a gruesome fashion.
This one was quite a thrill.
GoPro: Backflip Over 72ft Canyon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76VEPXYaI0
I rode my mom’s bike around the parking lot three times last week to prove to myself that I could. It was incredibly smooth and boring. Ya don’t forget that shit. Tis true.
That person is insane. I, uh…am getting outmatched!…I bet I’m a better drummer! GOTTA GET LAID SOMEHOW!
Animal may have some competition (or a soul mate?).
I hate work. Email request from another workgroup’s lead, asking to borrow my keys for a new hire. “temporarily”.
a) wtf didn’t you order them as part of the onboarding process?
b) why does she need keys when most doors are badged?
c) why doesn’t she borrow from her own teammates as needed?
d) what happened to the keys for the person she replaced?
e) what happened to the loaner keys and extra returns that your previous lead had?
f) why the eff should I give out the keys I need to do my work, and are serialized & issued, to some rando?
Gah. Can’t really ask those questions and don’t want to draw too much attention to f) as I might have an extra back up set.
Man I am glad I retired… Maybe Derpy can provide some insight but seeing as at least half the officers in command billets are asxhicken shit as the day is long, I can only imagine the metric ton of bullshit that company level leadership is pushing on their Soldiers. Between the Commie Cough and the. Black Lives Marxists, there are going to be a great many pairs of panties are going to be in a bunch.
Commie Cough? Not cool, buddy. The preferred term is Wu Ping Cough (thanks to whoever here coined that gem).
Based on my own experience and what I have read and heard from bygone eras, some things have gotten better, some things have gotten worse, and a lot has stayed the same.
I’m happy that at least I don’t have to shine and polish black boots.
It’s a package deal. I take the good with the bad and try roll with the punches. What else is there?
I remember the shoe shine shit from ROTC. March around the fucking dusty field for an hour and then some pissant “officer” gigs you for having dust on the shine. A couple of guys actually enameled their shoes’ toes so a quick wipe on pant legs made them spotless just before inspection.
METHODIST!?!!
I’ve never been so humiliated in all my life!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/07/20/roger-stone-uses-racial-slur-in-radio-interview-morris-okelly/5470564002/
Roger Stone uses racial slur in radio interview about Trump’s commutation of his sentence
Roger Stone, whose prison sentence for lying to Congress and witness tampering was commuted this month by President Donald Trump, called a Black radio host a “Negro” during a contentious interview Saturday.
Fuck this world.
Stone denies it completely and the audio is garbled, but the radio host insists he said it. Of course, he could have called him a ‘zero’ and it might have sounded similar enough for a guy looking for racism to find it. The host believes he is infallible as the pope, sending out this tweet:
“Who are you going to believe, who is more credible?” O’Kelly asked in a tweet on Sunday night. ” Are you going to believe the radio host with an impeccable professional history with the rock solid audio … Or the guy convicted on 7 felony counts of lying to congress and witness tampering? Choose wisely.”
Audio sounds pretty clear to me. Unless they straight up faked it, I think he said it. Because Roger Stone is a giant asshole.
Roger Stone is 5 years older than I am.
It comes from a generation where saying “negro” is being polite.
It’s been eclipsed by black, then african-amercian, and then back to Black.
But I have never heard it described as a slur.
It is definitely a slur in this context. He’s not saying “Get me the head of the United Negro College Fund so I can make a donation.”
It has certainly been a great way to display a lot of contempt while addressing black people.
That doesn’t make the word itself a slur.
I always wonder if it’s a slur if you’re speaking Spanish.
Oh, I didn’t see they had the actual audio, I was just going by the text. You are right, though, Stone is asshoe, regardless.
Meanwhile, as the press focuses on this silly distraction, they’ve completely failed to notice this much more important press release about an issue that will widely impact the Black community, from the National Medical Association, which is the organization for African American physicians — their call for schools to reopen in the fall. Needs that superhero sweating over the button on which constituency they want to favor — teachers unions or this physician organization, looks like that call has already been made.
Something truly important to Blacks that is being ignored by the media.
machine gun fires 700 rounds in 1 minute, suppressor melts – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BczhT1ByrXA
I only have a few more of these. I think I found most of the best stuff on youtube this weekend. Now I’ll be forced to do things like exercise and read books to occupy my spare time.
That seems… unadvisable.
I was waiting for the breech to explode.
Wrecked the Barrel, For certain, damn!
Thanks! I needed that.
Damn, that was fun.
That is why military no suppress weapons.
Note- Snake-eaters doing special ops shit don’t count.
So Lady had to do a visa run from Korea to Cambodia. I want you to see how absolutely retarded and corrupt this all is. I can understand a country trying to fleece tourists, but it’s just nonsensical, also on Korea’s end. Or maybe especially in this instance:
*She’s already in Korea. Signed contract. Test for COVID multiple times. But has to leave the country to get a proper working visa. No, that doesn’t make any sense. She’s already done the COVID shit? Why…make her leave to do it more times?
*Cambodia is about the only country now letting folk in. So she landed. Everyone on the plane had to get tested in the Phnom Penh airport. Then they got shuffled off to a hotel, all together. The gov’t lied about the price! Yee!
*She can’t leave to get period stuff; snacks; drinks; smokes; anything. They bring three meals a day to the room at designated times. She missed two of them yesterday.
*She’ll find out in a few hours the test results for EVERYONE on her flight. If everyone tested negative, she’ll at least get to go to her own hotel room. Less control. But seeking tourist cash, she still has to stay there until Aug 23rd. No point to this but $$$.
*Then she flies BACK to Korea. Then she has to do TWO MORE WEEKS of quarantine and get tested again.
Not sure how the timing is supposed to work, but her first day teaching again is supposed to be Sept 1, which won’t be possible unless she’s teaching online for some of that. I will admit, I’ve known this school for about a decade and they are lovely. I want to be there, as well. They paid for her flights and also gave her $5500 for the mega-quarantine journey.
However, they are also paying her 50% of her salary for about three months when she starts work. That actually makes sense, as they up-fronted her the money to go through all this shit.
Not a single bit of this makes any logical sense whatsoever. Just have her do quarantine and testing in Korea cuz she’s already there (and already done both) and you can save all the time and fees. It’s just meaningless observance of top-down dictates that have no reflection on what A Good Idea actually looks like. Well. At least she’ll have a nice apartment and work at a good school. Sigh. We have to focus on the positives. Don’t sink into negatives. She might even get to make a mini-vacation out of the second part of her Cambodia stay.
I know that I’ll have to do my two weeks when I return to Korea, and that’s relatively fine. I’ll focus on curriculum and get my shit all aligned up and get ready to bust those kids up and drop some knowledge bombs.
If everything works as absolutely best as I can imagine, I’ll have at least three more weeks in the States before going back, and then two weeks locked up. Goal is to start in the beginning of Sept.
Hopefully this plan works as well as I hope! It might be a situation where I need to move over in advance without even having a contract yet. Right know Koreans are much more likely to hire people who are already there. That might be what I need to do to open some doors, but I am currently talking to many recruiters and schools and want to finalize my future goals.
Being an expat right now is absolutely full of fucking shit. Thanks for reading. Sorry for the long post!
Holy shit I apologize. I was just typing the situation. It didn’t mean to post that insane wall-of-text! It means something, though. I’m just sorry that i dropped something that large onto everyone. I will accept my flogging. I’ve earned it!
Haven’t you learned anything? Never apologize! It only emboldens the mob.
You wrote it in such a way as to be readable, WoT or not, what a messed up scene for you guys, Good Fortune!
A wall o’ text is without paragraphs. You paragraph very nicely. Thank you!
Yeah, what you said,
Howdy!
Thanks all!
She’s already in Korea. Signed contract… But has to leave the country to get a proper working visa.
That’s how it works in the US as well since 9/11. If you need a new visa stamp, travel outside of the US and visit a US consulate there.
Any word on Rhywun?
I heard Preet finally caught him.
Hah!
Preet as Col Decker or Dutch Dixon? I like this plot twist.
Major Arnold Ernst Toht, seeking Rhywun’s arcane knowledge of the Dark Ones.
Hopefully he is recovering.
There needs to be such a thing as anti-hazard pay for teachers, where you get to keep your salary for doing your job.
“My daughter’s getting anti-hazard pay for teaching in person, five days a week.”
“Oh, nice.”
peak ewww means peak awwww
Gigantic pulsating parasite extracted from 8-week-old kitten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs4jBtL62oI
You might want to eat dinner first before watching this one.
neato
special breed of all black chickens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b24Q8Bz7b4
Olympic cyclist tries valiantly to power toaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4O5voOCqAQ
featuring legs of Warty Hugeman proportions!
What to do when you’re a company that wants to hawk its product using a tune, but don’t want to shell out six figures to some pop group for one of their singles?
Just change the lyrics to a catchy tune that’s 130 years old (and one of the most-parodied songs ever).
I’m not in the market for their product, but the ad caught my ear. I give it two stars.
“I’m not in the market for their product”
Stop torturing perfectly good plants into posing as meat! What if, instead of grinding mushrooms and beets into fake burger, you just served a nice mushroom risotto with a side of pickled beets?
During one of my forays into vegetarianism, I found sauteed mushrooms to be very satisfying. I’d fry eggs and eat them with hashbrowns and sauteed mushrooms and onions.
Tortilla with avocado and sriracha makes a good snake. Ditto for tortilla plus banana and peanut butter.
You made me think of this old commercial.
smart hamster vs epic maze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0glbMzoAHZY
Now I have the Lemmiwinks song stuck in my head.
dolphin stampede and whale watching with drone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_f8mV5khg
music is kinda lame
“The governor needs to accept the reality of the situation here in Florida, where the virus is surging out of control,” association President Fedrick Ingram said in a statement.
It’s a shame you can’t fire them all like Reagan fired air traffic controllers.
Hollander had a case pending before Salas, challenging the military’s men-only draft, according to The Daily Beast, which first reported his involvement in the case.
But ABC 7 NY has reported that investigators believe Salas’ husband was the intended target.
If the husband is the target, why mention all the cases?
What do total deaths look like? If that isn’t spiking then I don’t give a damn about positive tests.
Looks like deaths are going up.
Two caveats:
a) still lower than NYS
b) there is evidence of shenanigans with the death numbers.
err.. still lower total death rate than NYS. It looks like NYS’s daily reported deaths is now much lower than the Florida daily reported deaths.
That shouldn’t matter. Deaths and cases of course go up when you remove the lockdown. The goal was never zero deaths/new cases. The goal was prevent the health system from being overwhelmed. Unless it is, there is no reason tighten restrictions.
NYC burned through their cases quickly, now comes the time of reckoning for those places that managed to slow the spread. These deaths and cases will either happen now or in another month when a hypothetical second lockdown is lifted. It sucks people die, but this shit isn’t saving anyone.
Ozzy Man When Animals Fight Back #7:
https://youtu.be/97hyh43DG5E
Mostly funny except for the elephant. Somebody had to have gotten seriously hurt or killed before that was over.
test firing 43 machine guns in quick succession https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmeRROzi_4k
navy railgun test fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58MmOpSm4LY
It can punch through multiple layers; very cool slo mo footage included
They Sent Garlic Bread to the Edge of Space, Then Ate It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8W-auqg024
last link to fuel your nightmares
unicycling and juggling on 800 ft chimney https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUcxnvAeMc
Shit. I watched the whole thing. I’m going to have nightmares.
Anyone post this gem yet? Pretty funny
don’t read the comments, God……….
That was great.
Pie did this morning.
It is funny.
As I heard said once, “We laugh because it is funny. We laugh because it is true.”
Mendacious cunte prosecutor is mendacious and a cunte:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/st-louis-mccloskey-charged-prosecutor-gardner-guns
The governor already announced they would be pardoned if charged.
Question for the lawyers here — if your state doesn’t allow you to own guns or vote as a convicted felon, what if you received a ‘pardon’ for that felony? Does that wipe it off your record and your rights? I would guess a commutation would leave the conviction intact and just shorten the term, but not sure how a pardon would work in that regard.
https://ccresourcecenter.org/state-restoration-profiles/missouri-restoration-of-rights-pardon-expungement-sealing/
Restoration of rights, it appears.
Depends on the state for details. MO has several levels of clemency, with a full pardon supposedly fully restoring all rights such as voting or firearms ownership.
https://doc.mo.gov/divisions/probation-parole/executive-clemency
Good. Pardon them and arrest Gardner.
Orwell’s Review of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”: A Lesson for Today, interesting,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA4gI69CMsg
Red Bull just fired every SJW they could find. Top two American Execs as well as entire marketing teams and “culture” teams that were dedicated to pushing the lie of systemic racism. Nice.
https://www.revolver.news/2020/07/red-bull-fires-black-lives-matter-employees/
So you are saying the solution is final.
Weird how the corporations diving into this mess. Cisco did the opposite last week when they shitcanned every employee who questioned BLM.
Austria is still a bit socially conservative.
What did Cisco do, mine employees’ social media or something?
Had big conference calls, then fired anyone who asked the wrong questions.
https://patriotedition.com/company-abruptly-fires-any-employee-who-questions-blm/
Suckering employees into being open about what they think and voicing their thoughts is lowest of the low behavior. I’d bet there were emails and whatnot encouraging employees to be honest and forthcoming about their views.
I work for Cisco. Being honest and having a frank discussion with your superiors is part of the “culture.” They just killed that part.
As far as I know, no one was goaded into speaking up.
If there was already a culture of forthrightness the emails were superfluous. It sounds like a setup to me.
The Ford Foundation was involved. Why am I not surprised?
Some people questioned doing all things BLM in the chat section of a company wide meeting.
Cisco just burned a shit-ton of goodwill. I was still hoping to eventually end up back there. Now? fuck that. My current (direct competitor) company offers the same benefits package and the same woke pitfalls. I’ll set my eyes on some different industry.
I know that we say this every week around here, but this shit isn’t going to end peacefully. the Rubicon has been crossed.
Good.
I would buy some if, ya know, Red Bull didn’t taste like piss.
I only have had Red Bull back in college when some hotties drove around campus in a Red Bull Mini Cooper handing out free cans.
Was it like this?
Atilis gym stays open. The state threatened to lock them out again – so they removed the door and became a 24 hour gym.
http://newjersey.news12.com/story/42390025/they-will-not-lock-us-out-of-our-building-gym-owners-continue-to-operate-in-violation-of-executive-order
Good they’re still fighting.
Next time I’m down that way I’ll be buying some shirts.
Does anyone have a timestamp on the Stone interview mentioned above for the slur? Snopes said “The first part of Stone’s statement was not entirely audible, but the radio program transcribed the complete sentences as, “I can’t believe I’m arguing with this Negro.” I’m curious but not curious enough to listen to the whole thing.
“Bombshell lawsuit accuses ex-Fox News anchor Ed Henry of making an employee his ‘sex slave’ and handcuffing and raping her in a hotel room – and accuses Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity of sexual harassment”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8542417/Bombshell-lawsuit-accuses-ex-Fox-News-anchor-Ed-Henry-raping-employee.html
Makeup sure does work.
She’s wicked hot so I believe it.
Nice how they bundle the Carlson and Hannity accusations for which there is no corroborating evidence in with Henry for whom they do have corroboration (texts).
Without reading the article, I’ll take a wild guess that the accusations are horseshit.
It’s just a coincidence that Carlson and Hannity have the highest ratings on cable TV right now. Someone is fishing for a settlement.
Both Carlson and Hannity have been around for decades. I can’t recall any accusation against them ever.
TBF: The same was true about a LOT of media personalities until the mob came for them.
Is anyone else grateful that O&A is finally back in the news?
Wait, wut? I was just listening to an old show this afternoon.
The supposed shooter was this guy.
She was about to hear an Epstein-related case, so it’s conspiracy city.
Cumia’s on the Compound Media channel on YouTube and has some good stuff over there. What’s O doing I wonder?
Picking his nose.
Filming sunsets.
He used to have a kind of podcast that often featured a chef named Carl Ruiz (and others, although Carl seemed like the most consistent guest), who died a couple years ago from a heartattack (which was no surprise). Don’t know if he’s still doing that
Was never a huge fan, but sometimes listen to old clips, along with Ron and Fez clips, as I doze off.
There used to be an O&A subreddit that was the literal embodiment of a wretched hive of scum and villainy that was often hilarious
The episode of Ron and Fez when Fez comes out is so incredibly funny.
Ronnie B is a legend.
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8542225/Demi-Rose-displays-pert-derri-shimmering-magenta-dress.html
Nope. It’s “pert”.
Freedomtoons, very funny,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEArAlNMuE4
“Ted Cruz sounds the alarm on Republicans losing Texas in 2020 saying ‘it’s all over if they win’ as Donald Trump holds microscopic lead over Joe Biden
Sen. Ted Cruz warned the Texas GOP State Convention if the Democrats win the Lone Star State both the White House and the Senate are gone.
‘If the Democrats win Texas it’s all over,’ Cruz said by video to virtual convention attendees. ‘Texas is the single biggest target for the left in 2020, politically speaking. There are 38 electoral votes at stake. There’s a U.S. Senate seat at stake. And Texas is the key to national domination for years to come,’ the Texas Republican pointed out, in the video address he posted to Twitter Sunday. ”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8541229/Ted-Cruz-warns-Democrats-win-Texas.html
It being all over for the Republicans if they lose Texas is old news. Someone give Tedward a valium.
100% riling up the base
When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.
And drugs fall out of their asses?
That’s Jim Ross’ music!
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1284488267413491713
LOLOLOL
Homeland Security making plans to deploy some 150 agents in Chicago this week, with scope of duty unknown
The scope of duty is to murder coloreds.
“Far-Right Extremist Suggests Treating People Of All Races Equally
U.S.—A dangerous, far-right extremist has suggested that we treat people of all races equally, shocked and horrified sources confirmed Friday.
The hateful bigot has been canceled for his controversial comments that people should be treated with respect no matter their skin color.
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character,” said the dangerous, alt-right extremist, according to sources. “I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls.”
The offensive comments were platformed at large protests and marches, and everyone associated with the problematic racist has also been canceled.
“I mean, this is literally Nazism,” said one progressive Twitter user. “He might as well have grown out a little mustache and invaded Russia. We are scouring his old Facebook photos for swastikas and racial slurs as we speak. I’m sure there’s a ton of hateful stuff there.””
https://babylonbee.com/news/far-right-extremist-suggests-treating-people-of-all-races-equally/
Is it really satire if it’s only marginally less believable than real life?
Well played, Bee. You win this round.
I’ll get you next time, Bee. Next. Time.
How .22lr is made
Neat
OK, I lied. Just one more. It’s wah-fer thin.
heavy equipment fails https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6zulyXO5Q
MTA boss ‘frustrated’ by NYPD withdrawal from homeless outreach
More like Fineberg, am I right?
More Americans dropping acid because ‘the world’s on fire’: study
Thanks, Trump!
DMT or GTFO.
DMT is strong, but if you really want to get turned inside out and experience the Ego death, 5 MeO-DMT is the way to go.
Sonoran desert toads for the win.
I’ve actually never done DMT but it’s on my bucket list. I do find LSD and shrooms hellaciously enjoyable though.
If you’re ever in the Phoenix area, Stinky, and interested, I am friends with a shaman – a very good friend who has access to all of that stuff. I haven’t tried shrooms or acid, though access to both is relatively easy.
No joke, I would be happy to facilitate and even take the trip with you and it would be a very safe environment.
I highly recommend doing the ‘work’ beforehand that my friend requires: it’s a few sessions where he sends a series of documents with some exercises and questions and then discussion about your answers in the weeks preceding. It really helps make the trip intentional and profound, rather than just a “wicked trip, man.”
Nothing wrong with that, by the way, but I prefer my experiences to be deep, meaningful, and even profound. I’m not the same man I was before.
I appreciate the offer but I don’t think I’ll be making it out that way soon, I live quite a ways away in the deep South. To be honest, when I do trip, which is not that often-maybe a couple or three times per year, I do it in a shallow fashion and don’t read too much into it other than I find it fun and I always try to do it in a familiar environment and I don’t take large doses. I suspect DMT needs to be treated with a great deal more respect though.
Yeah. I think that’s the proper mindset to have for it. Not fearful, just respectful. My first time there was a young couple who were pretty clearly just there for the “trip.” The Native American medicine man was not too pleased about those kinds of dilettantes and said so in the very beginning, but that was it. No haranguing, just there to help facilitate the journey and learning.
I’ve commented before about a mushroom trip when I was in my early 20’s that profoundly changed my life. It was the realization that I was a participant in my life rather than an observer. It was probably a “libertarian moment” as I realized my self-awareness and my acceptance that my views were probably in the minority, and that’s okay.
And a rather fair article from Forbes that provides a little bit of info about it.
“Sonoran desert toads for the win”
Here’s a warning about toad.
Pretty funny. Thanks, RN. Not true, but funny.
Here’s my “ackshually” -The lyrics seem to be confusing DMT and the toad. Ayahuasca will absolutely make you…purge; but the toad is nothing like that. It is an absolute rocket-ship and you leave orbit before you hit the ground… and I start sitting.
I can’t say that there aren’t people who have shat themselves on it, but my experiences, including watching probably between 50-100 people get ‘dropped’ while I was waiting to go or after I had already gone, is that I’ve not seen any of that. Not one time. I have seen a few women go through profound orgasm, however, for whatever that’s worth.
But, again, drinking ayahuasca and then spending the night with that medicine: yes, absolutely. Just reconcile yourself to the likelihood of expelling… a lot. Proper preparation, including diet the week prior and/or a couple of days of fasting, is key.
Meh, it’s Family Guy (from when it was funny), I wouldn’t read too much into it. I think the main idea of that clip is that PSA’s are basically stupid.
Here’s an even funnier one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg4J8yNk4g
I know, I was just being a pedant. My apologies.
Seth MacFarland is a talented dude. I don’t watch Family Guy, but having grown up in RI, the few times I’ve watched it, I loved all of the Rhode Island shout-outs and references and I’ve had some good laughs.
I thought Million Ways to Die in the West had some funny moments, but overall…? Slightly better than meh.
Still, mad respect to the guy. Irreverence gets high marks from me.
“In the race to beat COVID-19, the winner could be cabbage.
According to a new study from France, foods containing raw and fermented cabbage may be beneficial against the coronavirus by reducing the levels of a compound that helps the virus infect the body, the South China Morning Post reported Monday.
The study found that cabbage — whether raw, pickled in sauerkraut or mixed into coleslaw — as well as cucumbers and Kimchi, the Korean delicacy made from pickled cabbage and other vegetables, could help people build up resistance to the virus, which has killed more than 606,000 worldwide and 140,000 in the US.
The European researchers said the abundant antioxidants in the vegetables could explain why countries where cabbage is a key part of the national diet, like Germany and South Korea, had lower fatality rates than hard-hit countries such as the US.”
https://nypost.com/2020/07/20/foods-containing-cabbage-could-help-fight-coronavirus/
I’m not believing anything from China.
China is asshoe-ing cabbage fields.
Natto is the secret weapon.
Ugh
“antioxidants”
Excellent, I take a Flintstones vitamin every day so I’m covered.
Wine is chock full of antioxidants.
My cat used to sing:
We are Flinstones’ cats
Ten million strong….. and meowing.
Are you fucking kidding me?
https://mobile.twitter.com/kimmieguy/status/1285344576123875329
Fuck.
It is a bit of a slap in the face isn’t it? Honestly, who the hell do these people think they are?
lockdown for thee, but not for me
Will anyone be there to boo the asshole?
They finally ruined sports.
*Calls Balk*
I lied again – amazing music from PVC pipes and flip flops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gED3rn2Tc
Second comment is the best one:
“Flip fops. His choice of instrument. My moms choice of discipline.”
Honorable mention:
“Imagine the beatings this guy’s children gonna get. They won’t know whether to cry or dance.”
That’s really really cool
How come he no blue?
I feel love.
Cuomo should ask Hilary how the strategy of calling half the electorate deplorable worked out. He’s going with the more straightforward “stupid” angle.
If they didn’t want to be put out of work, they should have gotten essential jobs.
And if Trump said he got the coronavirus response wrong because he thought it was coming from China when it was coming from Europe, the press would be lambasting him.
The press lambaste Trump for saying ‘good morning’.
Good morning, good morning,
We fucked the whole night through
Good morning, good morning,
To you — and you — and you!
TBF, I hear people of all political stripes calling humans “stupid”. People that hate people. Never understood that thinking, though I understand the frustration that comes with how history unfolds.
my talismask just came in! it has the added bonus of not fogging my glasses up
Awesome. Still waiting for mine to come in.
Canada: according to U.S. online sellers, it’s further away than Alpha Centauri!
(FARG!)
Hotter in the house than outside… opened up windows and rearranged fans to try to clear out the hot air.
Miserable summer so far.
When your Electric bill jumps to half your rent, talk to to me,
/Yikes!
I have a mortgage. Does that change the math?
Also, I’m only air conditioning one room.
Mortgage? it depends, I’m have Central though I don’t need it, and not efficient being an old Mobile home,
started at 80 earlier in Summer, then went 83, 85, now I’m thinking 90, still 25 degrees cooler than ambient and dry, and save money.
The first (and so far, only) time that I had air conditioning was in my off-base apartment when I was stationed at my first duty station, March AFB.
A/C was so nice that I left it on High Cool all day while I was gone. End of the day and it was like walking into a refrigerator. Wonderful!
Then I got my bill.
I think my rent was $115 per month (Air Force Separate Rations pay, coincidentally). My first electric bill was $115. One month’s rent. I shut off the A/C and never turned it back on.
Since that time I have lived where a fan is usually sufficient in the daytime and it still gets cold enough at night to close the windows.
Taibi doing God’s work.
The Left is Now the Right
Conservatives once tried to legislate what went on in your bedroom; now it’s the left that obsesses over sexual codicils, not just for the bedroom but everywhere. Right-wingers from time to time made headlines campaigning against everything from The Last Temptation of Christ to “Fuck the Police,” though we laughed at the idea that Ice Cube made cops literally unsafe, and it was understood an artist had to do something fairly ambitious, like piss on a crucifix in public, to get conservative protesters off their couches.
Pretty sure Mrs. Gore spearheaded the war on music back in the eighties and Al played no small part.
There were fanatics at the church we went to as kids that were team blue and bigger moral scolds than the the the team red people in the church. I forgive Taibbi for not understanding how this worked in flyover over country, but his point stands.
There’s plenty of big government social conservative voters, but since the Republicans will never ever dismantle the New Deal and the Great Society, they never have to choose between their Bible’s and their handouts.
Principled leftist journalists like Taibbi and Greenwald and Mate do give me some hope but they are woefully outnumbered by the wild-eyed crazies and the liars.