After a few of you made disturbing assumptions about Part 1, I attempted to make it clearer in Part 2, but to no avail. As much as I hate having to explain my art to philistines I’l just come out and say it – He’s not doing what you think he’s doing, you sickos.
Yes, I shamelessly stole that one bit from a British sit-com, It’s the American way.
I wanted to use this First to pitch my new screenplay. It is a dark and gritty Critters reboot where Leonard Dicaprio reprises his role from Critters 3. It sets ups a cinematic universe with Gremlins and Ghoulies which will also feature their own reboots. We start with Critters 5 because of the star power of Leo. I think this will play big in the Chinese market. I have already sent the script to Leo’s people. Alls I need is a producer who shares my vision. With your financial support, I becomes we and we can make anything happen.
Using Hyperbole’s post to flog your screenplay is the equivalent of “Fearless girl” statue being placed to face off the Wall Street bull.
^—-meant in fun to Poke Brocettq for his incessant firsting.
The only one who will be having fun is me when Critters 5 is an international hit and you’re left on the outside looking in when you could have been in at the ground floor.
Is this supposed to be some sort of comedy act? Or are you just the asshole that like to piss in other people’s pools?
Inter-species erotica.
https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/1293401361464385536
Perfectly stable individuals.
Wut
Watch Clerks II.
You get to see Rosario Dawson dancing around.
OK–Milo talking about “Daddy Trump” was cringey, but….I get he was going for the campy fun factor.
That woman is a statistic waiting to happen.
Looks like one part of a 70’s BBC CSO.
Not the other end?
The art style has really grown on me. ?
I can’t even draw stick figures.
This was as good as it gets for me.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/7GVKBXyhSxaoTRmRdg1xHw.hBINhjgLSE7IuHOTWbQl_a
Very nice rep of straff! He hides it pretty well on the video chats, but, astute people can still tell.
Same here. Nice pen work.
I’m liking the storyline, too.
I am sensing a resounding lack of interest in The Hyperbole’s creative effort.
So something of more interest – we tore open the ceiling in the basement-level garage today, as yesterday we discovered a broken water line to the toilet in a seldom used bathroom (above the garage). Oh yeah, loads of wet, starting to mold insulation and now we have fans and dehumidifier set up to try and dry the wood out. Mostly likely going to mean new flooring and subflooring in that bathroom; the only good news is we caught it before it did even more damage.
Ouch. Water is a bitch.
This is why you always watch your wort chiller.
/ask me how I know this.
Insurance claim?
Oh yeah.
All great artists are misunderstood in their own lifetimes.
So are the shitty artists.
It’s a fair cop.
you’re begging us to kill you ?
We’ll miss him when he’s gone?
I walked downstairs after dinner and heard water running and the well pump recycling. I looked everywhere, saw nothing leaking. Went upstairs, went to the master bath, ah, the problem, last user, Mrs F, and the flapper had got hung up. Jiggle the handle and fixed a plumbing problem. No idea why she didn’t hear it from the kitchen.
Sorry to hear about yours, JI, a real pain re-drying and sorting out what the actual damage is. Sheet rock, insulation, carpenter ants, infrastructure.
My late BIL bought a house in Bloomington, IN, for his sons when they went to school there. Plumbed an ice maker in a new refrig. (He was an MD, not a plumber). Left, came back in 2 weeks, 30 K damage but the insurance was hospitable and paid a large part of it, I don’t know how much.
Those 1920s girls can be a real problem, can’t they?
“girls can be a real problem, can’t they?”
As a father of 1 and grandfather to 3, yes, yes, they can
Friend of mine’s house in Houston was hit very badly by Hurricane Harvey – sitting some 30 ft above the creek that runs thru the property. I can deal with something this small, his whole house was gutted.
Was it Katrina, 2007 or so that left many, many Houston homes underwater for long periods of time?. I left Houston the day before Katrina hit, still have some pictures from the restaurant TV showing the hurricane closing in.
Was it Katrina, 2007 or so that left many, many Houston homes underwater for long periods of time?. I left Houston the day before Katrina hit, still have some pictures from the restaurant TV showing the hurricane closing in.
Was it Katrina, 2007 or so that left many, many Houston homes underwater for long periods of time?. I left Houston the day before Katrina hit, still have some pictures from the restaurant TV showing the hurricane closing in.
It was squirrels.
Katrina missed Houston, but through the miracle of transplanting half of NOLA in Houston, it doubled the murder rate.
A friend of mine in college was from Houston. She was 16 when they moved NOLA to HOU, and man she fucking hated the NOLA crowd. Like, with a burning passion. Said her high school went from basically a mildly tough low income school to a fucking war zone overnight. Like, not just fights, but actual assaults, including sexual assaults and rape.
Let me assure you that DFW cops were not usually fond of the NOLA transplants.
OK, the professional shit-disturbers were ‘secretly’ thrilled to have them around (they feigned exasperation). They looked forward to having some shit to get into. And, often times, the transplants gave them plenty to deal with.
Genuinely empathetic condolences.
This is why all plumbing should be exposed and not in #spaces. Also why all garages should be heated so you can see the plumbing going to whatever is above them if something is. How we build houses is borderline moronic to anyone that has spent time on a ship. I have felt this way for decades.
Also, my Dad had a sewer line separate in the crawl space due to ground heave awhile ago. I will take a feed line leak to a toilet over flushing your toilet into the crawl space for a few months. I felt bad for him for that one and was really surprised I didn’t get that call which I would have gladly helped him with. Moral of the story again is evil #spaces though.
“#spaces”? Like….back seats of cars? No-tell motels?
This
I’ve lived (briefly) in, err, dwellings where the conduit and pipes were on top of the wall.
It was handy.
Sorry.
I await the next installment with bated breath.
FTR, I never thought Buddy was doing something pervy. That was those other sickos on this site.
We are Legion.
It’s not just here…
https://twitter.com/firagawalkwthme/status/1292175116277706752
Im totally down with that broad.
https://www.cookingwithshereen.com/
She has just become my spirit animal.
An annoying greek ?
I’ll just leave this here…
atomly teenage riot
@atomly
Replying to
@firagawalkwthme
Her energy is amazing but there is definitely a nonzero chance she hunts her house staff for sport.
Also, she said my favorite word.
“nonzero”?
…..”Sport”? Eh? Eh? wink-wink, nudge-nudge!
/I’m partial to “vending”. And, “beverage”.
Sorry, that was a bit of a non sequitur. That WAS a funny tweet and totally true.
But no, the lady in the original vid said, “Let’s spatchcock a chicken.”
Oh..”She” said it. I somehow glossed over that word. Or, just presumed Atomly is female…. Sure–why not.
Yes, “chicken” is a perfectly cromulent word. 😉
My husband winces and squeezes his knees together every time I say “spatchcock.”
Yeah–even if you didn’t know the term, it sounds vaguely sinister and painful– like something is about to be struck by a spatula.
FTR, I never thought Buddy was doing something pervy. That was those other
sickosJABRONIES on this site.I know what he is doing but I don’t want to ruin it for Hyp. Also, A+ for the comic strip style.
Guilty as charged.
“I never thought Buddy was doing something pervy“
Yeah, that would be too easy.
I swear to you the first thing I thought actually was that he was lifting with his back and not his legs. Too many years of retail safety vids.
“*Other* sickos on this site.
Got it.
That’s right.
FTR, I never thought Buddy was doing something pervy. That was those other sickos on this site.
I’m going to paint with a broad brush here and bet that the percentage of men on this site who thought he was doing something pervy significantly outstrips the percentage of women with the same thought.
Wait… there’s women on this site?
No.
Tulpa sometimes tucks his dick between his legs and pretends.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Between those two….ideas, I bet at least one of the rooms in Jamie’s basement was dedicated solely to storing cases of Jergen’s
Define ‘pervy’…
Brochettaward
pistoffnick
Just end it already! Baaaaaaaaa!
I am enjoying this series.
Oh shit, I thought this was going to be the final part. Curses!
Crusty’s fun facts!
Twin Peaks was on network tv.
That explains why I have never seen it.
It was done by Lynch, you should watch it. At least the first season.
The third season is a worthy addition.
As someone who has decided to just live trashy so it all ends soon, I must ask: what’s your favorite McD order, and what’s the best and worst liquor to go along with it?
Breakfast?
Tang and komchatka vodka.
I figured you for more of a Taaka man.
I used to kick it with the Monoplowa, then some things transpired in my life, and now- I tend to leave spirits alone.
I’m a “what-ever-vodka-is-on-sale” man. If nothing is on sale, then Taaka it is.
Popov or GTFO. In the gallon jug.
two Mcdoubles, a hot & spicy mcchicken, a large fries and a large shamrock shake with baileys. Doesn’t go well with Tequila.
Adding Baileys to a shamrock shake would be the only way I would ever try one. Challenge accepted!
I didn’t realize people were actually taking this seriously. Shamrock shakes are disgusting.
Truer words were never written.
From my days working there (if you like shakes), ask for half Shamrock and half chocolate. It’s no more difficult then pushing a button halfway through the shake being made, so you’ll have to stir it yourself. But then you can get chocolate mint.
No, thanks. I’ll just look forward to Chick-Fil-A’s peppermint shakes at Christmastime.
I am not a pumpkin-spice-everything girl. I am a peppermint girl. But Shamrock shakes are just … no. No.
Oh my God.
Post-bfast: Big Mac.
Bfast: Sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffin and hash browns.
Liquor? What’s that?
Just don’t do Mickey D. Now, Sonic, I’d have to see a menu.
“Eat what you want, and die like a man.”
Sonic totally rocks my fuckin’ nuts off. Well, used to- the franchisee here had some trouble, and they shut down locally.
The nearest Sonic is 2.5 hours away.
When I lived in Wichita, my favorite Sonic order was the chicken strips with fries, buttered toast, and white gravy. My wife loved their lime-aids.
I drive by Sonic every day.
The food is decent, but the service at that particular Sonic is so bad, I have boycotted them a number of times.
The boycott gets ended when the Wife craves the breakfast toaster.
The sonic where I live is the slowest fast food I’ve ever ordered. I’ve left the drive through line more times than I can remember and yet I forget how bad the service is and keep going back.
There’s still a Sonic south of town if you’re really jonesin’ for cherry limeade. Used to drive right past it on the way home from the closer-to-work Y, but now I’m going to the closer-to-home Y.
I love me some sonic happy hour drinks. Their food is hit or miss. Burgers are good. Fries, Meh. Jalapeño poppers ?. Ice cream ?♂️.
Sonic is my boo. I can make a meal out of onion rings and a cherry limeade.
oh, I forgot their onion rings.
*decides to subtly drop hints to see if pregnant wife will suddenly have a sonic craving *
If we’re talking burgers and onion rings, trshy, Burger Street, or, GTFO.
But, go for the one in Addison–just north of the airport. Quality people AND food there.
I haven’t been since I got back in town, but burger street is good stuff.
Metro glibs meet-up for Burger Street?
Anything is good until paired with McD’s coffee. That stuff is a crime against humanity.
Sorry. I worked as a teen at a McD’s. I still can’t eat their food to this day. I know (intellectually) every other fast food does the same (or worse), but since I’ve never seen it, I can at least pretend ignorance.
Mad respect.
Mad respect.
Mad respects.
I’ve had much worse fast food coffee. Maybe the local McD’s doesn’t scrub the pot?
Hmmm, I kinda like their coffee.
Burger King used to have the best coffee, and then they made some deal with Seattle’s Best.
Burnt coffee, just like Starbuck’s.
Is it Seattle or Portland where they like everything burnt?
/Midwesterner too lazy to look
Well…..uh….Portland, definitely.
AND, Seattle, too.
McDonald’s used to serve Seattle’s Best. Then Starbucks bought out Seattle’s Best and McDonalds coffee turned to utter crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM
Fries (freshly made – ask for less salty fries and if it is an accommodating franchise they will make you fresh fries, then put more salt on them yourself) plus a chocolate milkshake.
Go full Ohio and get a Frosty and fries. Dip fries in Frosty.
While the spirit of that idea is sound, I find Wendy’s fries to be inferior. Perhaps a two-stop hop is in order to get proper fries to dip in the frosty.
Inferior to 80’s/90’s McD fries, or current fries?
2 McDoubles and a G&T.
A man after my own liver.
Breakfast – Two Sausage and Egg McMuffins and a large black coffee, half poured out and topped up with Early Times. That’ll either kill you or cure you – possibly both.
Any other meal – Five or six McDoubles and a large Sprite, no ice, once again half-and-half with Early Times.
Two sausage and egg McMuffins with cheese or a double quarter pounder with extra pickles and mustard. With booze? Oreo McFlurry with Kahlua.
First scientific proof of Steve Smith
According to 23&me, I have more Neanderthal DNA than 92% of other customers, but it still only accounts for less than 2% of my DNA.
“The study also finds further evidence of interbreeding between humans and Neanderthals, but places it much earlier than we previously knew – some 200,000 to 300,000 years ago.”
Well, that’s interesting. Since the homo sapiens only emerged from Africa 100K years ago, at most, according to current theory, does that mean we got out of that shithole a lot earlier, or that we met up with Neanderthal down there?
I’ve seen conflicting theories on that timing.
They downgraded me. I was in the 98th percentile, now I’m 95th for Neanderthal.
I ain’t saying it’s aliens, but…
Hey Hyp. These are fun. Stupid, but somehow fun.
+1 for the use of “Jabrones”.
Thanks, I think..?
Hmmm…
“Jack”
“Cod Knobbin’ muth…”
“Run this up the old flagpole”
No implications whatsoever. Nothing to see here.
Sleight of hand. Misdirection.
“Jack” is just a generic name, and originally I had the other guy call him “Jack” because he didn’t know his name, but it grew on me and the character became “Jack”
“Cod Knobbin’ Muth…” is a tribute to an old mason I used to know.
The “flagpole” thing was intentional but directed at the
God bothererpriest.any other implications are purely in the mind of the reader.
any other implications are purely in the mind of the reader.
Considering that implication is an oft-used tool in art because it is generally superior to explication in heightening both horror and romance, you are not absolved.
Front door, back door, or garage door family?
“…garage door family?”
Not interested in your incest porn.
Panel 11, panel 12. I liked that bit.
Thanks, I hesitated to go meta but it seemed to work (and I needed to fill a panel to fit the template I stupidly painted myself into)
I was hoping for something about Claussen’s Pickles
Sponsored by…
I’m glad DEG mentioned it. I liked it too. The meta stuff tickles me pink.
Who’s the dude in lower right panel 16?
Frank Stallone.
So apparently “Indigenous” is the new term for Indians. Can’t wait for inevitable change when the bright bulbs realize how much it sounds like “indigent”.
Yeah that’s not a new term, hell there’s been a bluesy band made up of injuns called “Indigenous” for 20 some years.
Ok, new preferred term in the media. To go with Black and Latinx.
I love their stuff.
I think it’s interesting how many of these words that are adopted are *gasp* from the evil Greeks and Romans!
1. Aborigine = Latin: Ab Origiones = (There) from the beginning
2. Native = Latin: nativus = “from birth”
3. Indigenous = Greek: in + gignomai = “to be or be born in (a place)
Word-imperialism!!!!!
Like “chief”.
I prefer to call them Siberian Americans.
I like this.
Frickin’ land bridgers.
The original bridge and tunnelers.
I’m still trying to figure out how oriental became a no-no word.
Oriental = mysterious/inscrutable/exotic…take your pick. Which, as we all now know, is just fetishizing
those of slanted eye and yellowed skinAsians.Because, don’t you dare call anyone, or, their culture “exotic”!
Honestly, racial descriptors become no-no words when a new generation of youngsters is indoctrinated by their teachers. It’s all about changing up the language to make older people feel uncomfortable. “Colored” used to be the polite term, now its considered derogatory.
I guarantee you 40 years from now I’ll be telling a story at Thanksgiving and I’ll use “Black” or “Latino” and my young woke grandkid will cut me off and say “Granpap, you can’t say that anymore, it’s 2060. You say “Nubian” or “Sangre de Latin”. Be better.”
“You’re out of the will, little shit.”
More like “Barron Trump is your President, and will be for four more years. Go get me a beer.”
I don’t want to wish any more political dynasties on anyone, even when we’re just having a laugh as shitty grandkid possibilities.
But will Jeff Goldblum weigh in on whether he should?
After he finishes showing off his dinosaur collection
After that no turkeys were safe
Ping Pong or Air Hockey?
This site isn’t big enough for the both of us.
It’s time for a non-celebrity boxing match.
Let’s make it work, Glibbers.
I think it’s time for you to show yourself out.
Foosball, No Spinning!
A respectable troll
Ping Pong. My friend and I got good enough to play with the edge binding of the book “Wild Geese Flying” over one summer. It was a thin book.
I still have the book on my shelf. Sadly neither of us has a ping pong table, anymore.
Would you rather: drink 16oz of NYC hot dog stand water, or spend 1 hour in an Applebee’s bar with Brochetta?
“I’ll have a tall glass of hot dog water, with a side of Brochetta.”
“You like that Brochetta shit?”
“No, I buy it especially to throw into the gutter.”
I’d just go all Office Manager Mohamed on his ass! He would calm down…….
Okay, before I answer, I need a clarification:
Is it an Applebee’s bar with televisions with playoff hockey on? ‘Cuz if so, that’s too easy. I could spend a whole game with Hitler in the Applebee’s bar while eating one of those cookies with the ice cream, as long as my Bruins are on the TV. Brochetta would be easy – especially because I’d be there… first.
You’d be there alone because Bro don’t do no Applebee’s. Bro aint never been about no Applebee’s.
Ok, Bro has both nicknamed himself and referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Sad.
*pictures variants of early 90’s Bo Jackson marketing campaign*
“Bro knows…Applebee’s.”
Isn’t that what Bob Dole used to do?
Good God, Brochy’s actually Bob Dole?
Merely exchanging long protein strings…
It’s too late, I already named him Broketard, he will always be Broketard, forever.
What’s wrong with hot dog stand water?
We all know that would pick the hour with me. Like Hyperion you crave my penis.
If you go to the jerk store, they can fix your grammar.
Take it easy on Broketard, Moj can explain, I guess.
Sexy….? trolls
Try again
Just had my third Branch Covidian exchange in the supermarket checkout line. The guy in front of me as he was leaving looks at me and says, “dude, your mask is below your nose, cover up.” I wear a neck gaiter to do the absolute minimum and it was indeed below my nose. I replied back, “dude, you should always keep your mask on, it improves your looks.” I need some more snappy lines for idiots as at this point 95% of people here are walking around outside with masks on. It really is the fucking dark ages o’ derp.
In most instances, calling another man a cunt in America will leave them in stunned silence. It’s an instant win. Just a simple, “Shut up, ya cunt.” And be about your business. It would have been especially fitting in this instance given you were dealing with the male Karen.
Solid line there.
Supermarkets and liquor stores are the easiest places to shop without a mask. Practically all employees don’t care. That includes purchases requiring checking an ID or a manager override. Can confirm it both in Mass. and Southern Cal.
I got chased and yelled at by two employees in Albertsons in Washington two weeks ago. For some inexplicable reason Walmart was closed at 8pm and I was forced to go elsewhere to get my weekend work food. Never again.
I dunno….maybe, “I had to do something to get you to stop checking out my package–looks like it worked”.
Or, if you wanna go in another direction–“Look, I just need a little bit fresher air–it’s just a feedback loop of your wife’s taint under here.” If the scold looks old enough to have teen aged or older children, you could substitute ‘daughter’ for ‘wife’.
Or, maybe ask them if they require you to cover up your ankles, as to not tempt them further. That, or refer to them as “Pastor Dimmesdale”.
I think I might actually collapse in laughter if someone did that to me. Like, big old, unable to stop guffaws. Like, remember that show Americas Funniest Home Videos, where the’d do a montage of people falling in bodies of water? That kind of laughter.
The first mask shaming attempt I did exactly that. I laughed my ass off. It was genuinely funny though. The kids and I were riding bikes in the park and two middle aged Karens were walking up the six foot wide path. When they saw us coming they crouched down next to the far edge of the path and they had pool noodles (I shit you not) that they held out like a sword talisman and shouted at us to wear masks. It was hilarious.
“Sorry, I was trying to get the smell of your mom out of my nostrils.”
See! This is the route to take.
I admit that my offerings were imagined with straff witnessing the back-and-forth. Possibly participating, too.
He was fifty something, rocking a skull mouth mask and got into an Audi.
Funny–seems he acted like an “innie”.
Skull mouth mask. LOL. So he’s a rule following renegade. Get that guy some Hydroxymoron stat.
I felt like I was encountering the dorky fifth grade hall monitor with no hall pass.
More of the endless bullshit. Now antifa is defending felon illegals.
https://twitter.com/directactionpdx/status/1293729944317513728?s=21
Note the “Mexican Lives Matter” sign. Not even pretending that illegals are “residents” here.
Local police are allowing these this criminality as long as it’s not “violent”, and a city councilor is participating in these riots. This is no different than how the Klan operated in the Deep South with the connivance of local officials.
“This is no different than how the Klan operated in the Deep South with the connivance of local officials.”
Great observation. I am definitely going to use that when discussing this with some people.
Those gangs from Central American will carve antifa up into pieces and feed them to the dogs. No one will miss them.
Most modern Gaia worshipers have things completely bass ackwards. Humanity isn’t a parasite, nor is it a virus. To say so implies that we are an external force visited upon this earlthy realm by means nefarious, or at the very least accidentally. No, if anything, I contend that Gaia herself is a parasite/virus. She wishes for nothing more than to spread her DNA upon first the solar system, then the nearest stars, then the galaxy, ect, ect…in short: She’s the female counterpart the Marvel Universe’s Ego Celestial. She wishes to expand herself further into the cosmos and we’re nothing more than the expression of her will to do so.
Fuck your precautionary principle. Spiral out, expand, evolve, be greater than the the host who created you, or at the very least delude yourself into believing that you’re escaping her clutches while unwittingly carrying out her will. Either way, the world is accounted for. Every mile divvied up and taxed accordingly. Freedom on this planet is a lost cause. Pray your great-grandchildren can find it on star system[REDACTED].
Nuke Mars.
It is the only way to be sure.
I u’no…gotta nuke something.
No, no. Colonize Mars, then the moons of Saturn and Jupiter, nuke the first thing we detect moving on or near Proxima Centauri, colonize, rinse, repeat.
The “Starship Troopers” model, I see.
Also known as the “DuBois Method”.
It’s us or the bugs, dude. The sooner we prepare for them and develop the tech to crush any resistance, the better.
“Devour to survive. So it is, so it’s always been.”
Nuke the Gaia worhippers.
I think Gaia’s sitting back, painting her nails, and, when she can be arsed to, watching us all like we’re her personal ant colony. Sometimes she shakes things up for fun.
Look, lady. I’m just throwing out borderline retarded personal philosophical musings based on no evidence whatsoever because this weed from Murder Mountain I just got is reeeaaaaalllllyyyyyyy freaking good. ?
LOL!
Enjoy!
Alright. That does it. Screw you guys, I’m going home.
You’re such a fat-ass, Cartman.
Dude, like Broketard’s dog is totally geh homosexual and aliens stuck things up his ass!
C’mon, man. How long do we gotta wait for the money shot? Brevity is the heart of Family Circus. 😉 Good stuff, Hype.
Trump’s new ad was perfect.
Link?
This should work.
https://twitter.com/HotepJesus/status/1293755305336209408
Holy shit–I now consider myself entertained!
It would have been better had it shown the inevitable conclusion. But I’m guessing they toned it down for political reasons, seeing as how that would have been a call to incite the Boogaloo movement or something. Cuz’ we all know niggas don’t get no blacker than Biden.
The conclusion is inevitable, so letting the view imagine it themselves seems the better move.
Yeah, I was thinking exactly the same thing.
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1293368220498505728?s=21
Damn.
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1293151453029322753?s=21
Double damn.
That’s a bit of genius.
On
My
God
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*Oh
Stupid autocorrect.
You do sorta-kinda have to wonder under what conditions Mr. Banta Poo-doo would be shot.
I guess dogs are scarier than this armed turd.
Either this cop is very brave or junior didn’t know one end of the gun from the other.
Oh, bollocks…
Seeing public union employees being subjected to pointless, arbitrary rules warms my heart.
While true–how many of them are such due to being forced to be (as a condition of employment)?
Where are rooftop Koreans when you need them?
https://mobile.twitter.com/pathieuabc7/status/1293240359112318976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1293514500646330368%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fsarahd-313035%2F2020%2F08%2F12%2Ftruly-unconscionable-chicago-looters-target-ronald-mcdonald-house-because-sick-kids-lives-dont-matter-apparently-video%2F
“Man, fuck these raycis bitches–let’s go fuck up a kids’ charity!”
Seriously. If by some good fortune a bystander shot one of the thugs dead, I would be untroubled having the felony murder rule applied to his compatriots.
I got no problem with that. I think the DA there would, but, not me.
That’s a good way to end up in hell with the turd burglar as your tormentor.
Robble Robble!!
KSuell ruins it for everybody.
https://dailycaller.com/2020/08/12/san-francisco-shuts-down-homeless-hotels-free-booze-drugs-meth-lab-found-reporter-erica-sandberg-tucker-carlson/
When the city gives you lemons, make methamphetamines!
Heh, heh. It was all organic chemistry and fair trade as well.
What was the gripe, really, if the initial drug use was seen as OK? Was it the possible danger from a do-it-yourself lab?
Otherwise, I don’t see why the enterprising souls had to be punished.
Meth manufacture involves some pretty nasty chemicals and a high risk of fire or contamination. I can only imagine what that looked like in a hotel room.
Oh, I’ve seen them…well, one. Helped find it on pure chance when I did a ride-along at my first agency.
Ladies and gentlemen, our next Secretary of State.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/kanye-west-cozying-up-to-jared-kushner-in-regular-talks-amid-2020-presidential-bid-report
I mean…..as someone who embraces the idea of McAfee Presidency, or, our own Rob Ford, I can handle the idea Kanye in a high-ranking office.
He may be going for Secretary of the Interior with his Cody move.
Just want we need … another Wyoming Republican!
On their podcasts, both Dave Smith an Tom Woods have referred to me as “Someone on twitter said…”. Cite your sources SOBs.
Your twitter handle isn’t “someone?”
I am…..somebody.
Since I have 50 followers, I suppose it’s “Some loser”. *Shrugs* I’m nuking that account this weekend when I get my new PC. Don’t know the password and used bogus info when signing up. Couldn’t keep it if I wanted to.
As long as you remember what you posted, and can reproduce it on demand.
Too bad. I’ve been not not not not entertained.
(Add or delete a not in there as needed)
And what’s with airline food, amirite?!
https://twitter.com/RyanGirdusky/status/1293548662405177347
1. Harris is so black that her own point of reference for life as an 18-24 year old was being a sheltered college student living in a dorm.
2. Harris spent her career as a prosecutor fucking over 18-24 year olds who made poor decisions for life.
The picture of her with her parents is quite telling.
Could that maybe be the smartest thing she’s ever said, even if it was “wrong”?
That woman has continually done a shitty job and yet fallen up every single time. I really don’t think that she is going to pull that many votes to Biden, I think she possibly repels as many. The Dems will have to have their ballot harvesting and counting really dialed in to get a win. It is Trump’s to lose, and while I can see him doing so he will likely prevail again.
It would be nice if she lost her Senate seat as a result.
She’ll be OK. I’m sure her family still has plenty of that slave trade money saved up and re-invested.
Also, she’s 56 years old now, sleeping her way up from here is going to take more energy than she’ll be able to muster. She should have stayed in her Senate seat, she would basically become the next DiFi for the next 30 years.
I’m sure if (when?) she loses that she will be right back in that Senate seat. She may even zombify there like Diane, if she wants to. Not like the voters will have a choice, or an inclination to not vote for her.
A few here have commented on her record as a prosecutor. We have all seen Tulsi rip her on putting people in jail. The thing is, I don’t think hardly anyone would vote against Team Biden* because of that. Even in California, she was more criticized for being soft on crime than heavy handed. Really, she was capricious, those that were expediently punished were nothing to her, those that could serve a political purpose were spared. Which is why she let go a violent illegal alien minor gangbanger instead of turning him to the Feds, who then murdered a dad and his two sons a few weeks later. That is the kind of ad that you will see about her, and one that will be ultimately more effective.
Trump can’t attack Harris for being tough on crime. That wouldn’t make sense. But he has to hope that her history is a turn off to some on the left.
There will be a hardcore lefty contingent that will be turned off by her being a prosecutor, she can stand to lose all 768 of their votes. Also 247 libertarian voters, including Nick Gillespie, won’t vote for a Biden ticket with a hard nosed VP prosecutor like her. Skin color and private parts trump that for 95% of proggies (at least those proggies that wouldn’t be turned off with having Uncle Joe as the nominal head of the ticket).
And there is plenty of ammo to use against her for using the office to build a slush fund. California voters might appreciate the grandstanding and shakedowns but not the country at large. No need to discuss “law and order” at all.
My fear is that the vast majority of voters are not dialed in to politics the way that us dweebs are. It’s more or less picking a color to root for like in Byzantium, riots and all.
Lol same crowd that clamored for voting at 16…are now saying they are dumb.
Isn’t that really their take on their entire voting block?
Principles–how do they work?
With a pen and a phone, apparently.
Saw an ad today that New Mutants is set to hit theaters at the end of the month. #1 movie in America! 10 people saw it at the 1 theater that is allowed open! Blockbuster!
Say hello to the New Mutants–same as the old mutants.
Holy heck–EXO Squad really did nail the whole ST thing, when Verhoeven couldn’t be arsed.
Were you able to watch it somewhere?
Just what you linked! I can see it (the spirt/flavor/whatever) very well just from that.
Season 1 was released on DVD, I got season 2 from…other sources (ripped from the short time it was on netflix, so good quality) that I could find a way to share if you decide you like.
Are you basking in the glow of yet another successful upload? No, that is not a euphemism….much.
It was another one where I wasn’t even sure if I liked it, but I guess it’s a hit. That’s the way it seems to be.
I’d say it’s the way it has to be (to maintain your quality). You pay attention to detail (duh). If you were satisfied with every first attempt, there would almost certainly be a loss of quality. Either that, or, you’re due to pick every winning lotto number combo any day now.
No, you go against the grain, as it were, and come up with satisfying productions. You don’t get to enjoy them yourself!
If the world made sense I would have gotten backing and been able to hire a team of animators after A La Carte. Thats the one that has all the pieces.
Hmmm….not all the pieces.
Do you mean because you weren’t yet invested? Or are you talking about Space Hat? Or am I missing something I did better?
Am I that transparent? ?
Speaking of long ago, I recorded the Hair’s parts for episode 9 at the radio station, them mics picked up my dulcet tones real good.
You aren’t kidding!
Damn their oily hides!!
/Kirk rage
Fun fact, MAGA Prime’s Russian cell is the same background I used for Hillary’s basement of doom in the latest episode.
Another fun fact: The YT link for my handle has been added!
/you need to put the dungeon fact on one future H&H trading cards.
Meh, I don’t do trading cards. But cum November, no matter the outcome, I want to compile The Hat and The Hair: The First Term DVD set. I want to do an interview with SF, which would actually be the first time EVER we actually talked outside of E-mail. Still working on the ideas.
You get the idea. I mean, 10-year-old me did, for those sweet Topps ESB cards. Anyway, yes–get that collection done. Also, I will humbly make myself available for an interview, as well.
No, no–it’s no problem.
Now, Pogs, if there is any place that’ll make them…
Just like Alf!
https://youtu.be/ZQdlFfSq1kw
Oh, I don’t think you can beat me in a farting contest, I am a 37 year old bachelor after all.
“Farting contest”?
Motherfu-https://youtu.be/M_UR201plc8
Something has gone to shit with this computer’s clip function
That one makes more sense. Just make makes me wonder who you’re two timing me with that stuff with.
Hey–you don’t like Twitch, or, Discord, for that matter. Besides, there is such a thing as “me
tootime”.That’s a fair cop.
“Just like Alf! Remember Alf? He’s back, in Pog-Form!” My favorite Simpsons episode.
I’ve brought up before my interest in The Copper Culture, the only known culture in pre-colombian America that made metal tools. It existed in the NE Wisconsin and the UP of Michigan. The Neville Museum in Green Bay was one of the only museums to have an exhibit on it on permanent display. This year they remodeled their permanent display and I went there today. They still have the artifacts, literally in a drawer. They are now in an installment about archaeological layers where you open drawers representing different layers to see what artifacts were there. It is the lowest drawer, with nothing explaining it. Drawers above it contain stone tools. It made me sad.
How….odd. These new anthropology kids don’t know dick about an engaging museum display.
But do the kids know about engaging in a dick museum display?
Hmmm….signs point to yes. Their homes! Hey-ooooo!
“Hello, my name is Dick Museum … “
That’s flicked up. I’ve seen similar things, just artifacts with no explanation at all. Completely useless. I’m starting to think the dumbing down of this country is on purpose
Straff–any chance you might be able to whip up a pic of Stacey Abrams accusing Kamala of using tricknology to get the VP nod?
Because that would be awesome!
/OK; anyone willing to tackle it
I’d do it….but I don’t wanna.
Fair’s fair. ?♂️
This is buy far the best of the three. Nice work Hype.
I laughed at ‘The Jewish Pope’
Hell yeah, and the image in the panel ous ludicrous. And the priest saying he’s going to hell. .. lol
The priest is named Pete O’Fille, that’s good one as well.
That’s the bit I stole from “The I.T. Crowd”
Thanks, Lack.
Really enjoying the mystery, Jack!
He’s definitely doing what you said he’s not doing.
Inorite??
Polishing his pewter?
#VotingForBuchanan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9-HFbNhTTKQ
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And On This Note, I’m going to lay down.
Solid band. Too bad about all the drugs and thanks for the fish!
An actual heroine in blue: https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1293742556505944064
Was she wearing a fucking mask?!
To be fair, she only had to drag him…..half way.
YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Down the pub for a point! Sadly not today. Mornin’ Glibs. My car failed on corroded brake lines. Fair enough. I’ll do it myself since the mechanic was trying to upsell me replacing everything, even the lines that had zero corrosion. Go figure. Same day I caught a trespasser on the property. I escorted him out, politely, after the various lies he offered for his unlawful* presence quickly fell apart and I marched him off.
*It’s only trespassing if you’ve been expressly asked to leave or something. No castle doctrine, no stand your ground. Your property is anyone’s “right of way” unless expressly stated otherwise in each individual case, from what I understand. You even have a de facto duty to retreat on your own property, although it’s technically up to a jury to determine that.
ps – I’m so glad you cleared that up for us, Hype. Now my first guess is nixed I guess he really is masturbating?
Mornin’, limey. Sorry your car didn’t pass, but if they’re going to ding you for anything, at least this was something that IS very much for your own safety, not just emissions of Bad JuJu or something. Glad it’s something you can fix yourself.
Hmmm…you escorted the trespasser “out” rather than “off”? Was he actually in your domicile??
Fortunately not. What with the car being off for inspection it was the first day the driveway was empty so I guess it looked like nobody was home. I saw him out the window, checking out some equipment I had outside, so I ran out to confront him and it turns out he’d hopped the fence. I escorted him out of the gate round the side of the house. Definitely didn’t want him inside.
I hate fucking thieves. So he was just practicing for the next round of Steeplechase? We’re pretty safe where I am but I do have to park in a very sketchy section of the city for awhile every day. Have to watch the truck like a hawk. Sorry that happened. I thought that you lived in fairly bucolic circumstances.
Could have been a steak thief. Respond accordingly.
I’m not sure a random thief is disease-free enough to make into long pork.
So what was he actually doing on your property?
Did you check for new cameras?
Window shopping I think. No, this ain’t Tennessee, although when I move I might put up a couple of cameras.
I was trying to imply he was installing cameras to spy on you…
Oh. Sorry, I’m lost.
Right yeah I got that, hence saying “no, this ain’t Tennessee”, which is I believe where there has been a recent case of govt trespassers installing cameras on private property.
I had not seen any of those stories.
Prepare for early morning enragement at TN state authorities.
A ray of sunshine hit me this morning in the form of an ‘ALL LIVES MATTER’ flag being flown on someone’s house about 2 miles over yonder.
Must be a member of the English Defense League. Maybe a report to the town council is in order.
Citizen encouraging thought crime in other citizens. We can’t have that.
+1 asbo
The Ludovico Technique should get his mind right.
Are you sure it was a ray of sunshine and not flames from rioters’ torches that brought it to your attention?
Time to commute to work…
I’m at work.
Did you check the traffic report before hitting the…hall?
I got some good news at work yesterday. There WERE internal applicants for Unreliable Soon-to-be-Ex-Coworker’s job, and after interviews, my boss gave the job to Much-More-Reliable-AND-Personable Coworker from a neighboring department in our building. He’s a great kid who first encountered the credit union when he won a CU employee-funded scholarship. (Don’t know if he was still in HS or already in college at the time.) Then he came to work as a teller, then a member service rep, and most recently in the call center/back office. Relieved and looking forward to working with him (i.e. handing over the stuff I’ve been backing her up on.)
There was a bit of congestion in the kitchen, where I stopped for breakfast.
No mice, I hope.
No sign.
Gonna leave a Yelp review?
“Exclusive establishment, reservations impossible to get. Food quality varies.”
Yay! It sucks to work with incompetents. Happy happy Joy joy!
KDW lays another turd.
The gist: the Dems win because it’s the GOP that has the stink of racism on them. (Just pay no attention to their current presidential candidate, I guess – or the decades of shitty policy the Dems have imposed.) The words “free shit” don’t appear; although you can read between the lines and detect them.
He is correct about this, at least. Young white voters are indeed swayed by the Dems’ grandstanding and lies. No solution is offered to counter this effect.
National Review is replete with country club neocons who’d rather lose gracefully than win ugly which is the only way to win now unfortunately. Their day in the sun has been done for a while. As for the young white voters being swayed, that’s been the case for over half a century now. There have always been idealistic pie in the sky suckers for the Democrats to prey upon, at least until they get older.
National Review represents the Neo-Cons that we despised from the 80’s and 90’s. Fat, happy and willing to shed shed blood and money so long as it it not their own. There was a reason that I was pretty far left back then. I despise that Amuricah, Fuck Yeah! site.
Looks like Assad might have the ‘rona:
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/assad-nearly-passes-out-during-major-speech-amid-covid-19-cases-growing-syria
Hopefully he pulls through OK, those people have been through enough already without a succession war.
If he didn’t throw up on another head of state, he’s a piker. America! Fuck yeah!
Damn! Same punchline in totally different threads within 8 minutes. Good mornin’ GT.
Good mornin’, Fes! Time to go clean myself up for the ol’ day job. Pleasant dreams, if dreams there be.
Also – great minds run in the same gutter.
Taps temple three times.
Drain the swamp!
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/08/12/ron-johnson-gop-blocking-comey-subpoena-394256
They don’t want to impair their ability to do something similar in the future by holding Comey and the other scum accountable. They really are the worst of the worst, at least the Democratic politicians fight for what their constituents want.
Cake. They all want cake.
You can’t shut down the bar Moe! What about the graft? Think of the graft…
I don’t get it. When did the definition of “unilateral” change?
Alexa has privacy issues? Shocked, I am.
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/amazons-alexa-serious-privacy-flaws-researchers-find
Wait, this article is about security vulnerabilities. What about the privacy issues?
I thought the whole function of Alexa was to invade your privacy.
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/allegheny-county-pa-sheriff-offering-drive-thru-license-to-carry-permitting/
Gun control – another victim of Covid-19.
AMAZING: city Yankee finds a great way to fix a problem
YAWN: just get rid of the requirement for licenses
They’re not wearing masks.