“Kermilla,” Joe slurred, his eyes wandering away from the whiteboard. It was hot in the Biden Quarantine Bunker, humid, the air thick with hyaluronic acid to keep Joe’s skin pliable.
“Kamala,” Finnigan said. His granddaughter separated the syllables slowly. “Ka-ma-la.” A drop of sweat ran down her spine until her thin, loose shirt.
“Pamela,” Joe said and grinned. He reached for her breasts.
“No,” she said. “Not until you get this right.”
“Joe needs his tendies,” Joe said. “He needs his tendie nub, nub, nubs.” He smacked his lips then tried to lick them.
“Repeat after me,” she said. “Kamala Harris.”
“Carbolic Headrest.”
“Kamala Harris,” she said again.
“Do I have pants on right now?” Joe asked. “Like, right now?” He opened his mouth wide and the upper plate of his dentures slipped down.
“Yes, you have pants on.”
“Take them off me, Jill. I wanna grab my tendies and hold her tight. I want some afternoon delight.”
“Let’s just work on the name of your running mate,” Finnegan said. The sour pit in her stomach said that her period was coming. At least I’m not pregnant again, she thought.
“Running mate? What am I running for?” He spread his arms wide and grinned. “You don’t know jack, Jack.”
“President.”
“President of what?” Joe asked brightly. “I, I, I, I, think I would make a great shelf, for a man or a woman.”
“Kamala Harris,” Finnigan said again, running her finger under the letters on the whiteboard.
“Who’s that?” Joe asked, running his hand up her heavy leg. His ragged fingernails caught on her skin, his trembling fingers forgot their way and lay stunned on her thigh.
“Your running mate,” she said, moving his hand away.
“You know what, what, what afternoon delight is, right?” he asked, letting his voice go husky.
“Yes, Joe. But it’s ten in the morning,” she said.
“I need my tendie nub-nubs,” Joe said.
Finnegan reached for the bottle of pills, big green ones with a black stripe. As she looked away, he buried his face in her neck, his breath fetid with rotted peppermint. He sniffed deeply, loudly, and began to cough, a glob of antique phlegm shooting into her hair.
“It’s time for a pill, Joe,” she said.
“What’s a pill?” Joe asked, between hacking and hawking and spitting on the floor.
Finnegan stood and walked over to the sink to get him a glass of water.
“I hate to see you go, but I sure like to watch you leave,” Joe said, leering.
“Take this,” she said, dropping the pill into his hand.
“OK, you’re the doctor!” Joe replied. He tossed the pill into the back of his throat, gagged, grabbed for the water, drank, spilled most of it down the front of his shirt, and finally swallowed the pill.
“You have to take twenty of these a day,” she said. Joe grinned back at her. “They’ll make you OK for the convention.”
“W-w-w-w-who’s Kamala Harris?” Joe asked.
“She is your running mate,” Finnegan said, pointing to Harris’ picture on the whiteboard.
“She looks kinda black to me,” Joe whispered hoarsely.
Finnegan smoothed his hair, smiled, and then kissed him deeply.
“That’s good,” she said. “She is black.”
“She is so long as she votes for me,” Joe said. “If not, well, something.”
“Yes, something,” she agreed and sighed. She opened her shirt and Joe began to suckle.
Huh, not as gag-inducing as I feared. “Tendie nub-nubs” is good.
Granddaughter? That isn’t gag-inducing???
Incestuous, but mild by Glib standards.
““I hate to see you go, but I sure like to watch you leave,” Joe said, leering.” Dad? Is that you?
Yeah, this was kinda mild.
Or maybe we’re getting desensitized.
Or maybe both.
Huzzah! Sugarfree goes where I dare not.
Yeah, if you ever start animating SF episodes, we’re going to lose our family friendly status…
If we haven’t lost it already we aren’t going to.
Yeah, with SF, and then the smut author, it’s probably already ruined.
Incest is a little too family-friendly.
You rang?
At least it wasn’t Bill and Chelsea.
Not even Bill Clinton wants to fuck Chelsea.
When an insatiable sexual force meets an unflappably anti-sexual object.
Not now. Maybe 15 years ago .
Did they have some sort of advanced paperbag technology in 2005, now lost to materials science?
Yes, they don’t make them like they used to.
Just like the wall in Sacsayhuaman, nobody knows what kind of glue them aliens was usin.
I think the tech was lost when the Gong Show was cancelled, but the supply ran out in 2005 or so.
“Carbolic Headrest”
This wins
Say it slowly, Joe
Cum
All
On
Her
Ass
There’s no one alive more twisted than SugarFree. That was stomach churning.
Those pills work magic. Hopefully they don’t have negative side effects.
So what are those green pills with the green stripes? Doesn’t ring a bell for me.
Ichor of Hillary
That doesn’t sound like something you want to take.
Librium?
Why do I know that?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
A brilliant combination of a nursing home and the weird ladies at church that don’t do a good job of hiding their sexual fantasies for the priest.
“I need my tendie nub-nubs,” Joe said.
Don’t we all?
Amen
Biden: “As my first order of business, I resign.”
NBC News
@NBCNews
Joe Biden in email to supporters: “I’ve decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021.”
That thing that everyone has been predicting would happen. It’s happening.
Sounds selfish, she should leave some accomplishments for other people to get.
Nobody likes a Show-off, Kamala. Especially when all those things you cite are physical characteristics you had nothing to do with.
What’s next? “First Inuit left-handed transwoman auto mechanic President”?
Depends, is the Mechanic’s name Darrel or Rainbow Sunshine?
“auto mechanic”
Are you crazy? What kind of auto mechanic is fit to lead a nation. Xir probably doesn’t even have a college degree. You need people who went to college to lead us into stupid wars and run trillion dollar deficits.
OT: Can somebody spot the first glaring issue with this article?
The Sun publishing not-porn?
The pic is of a Marine AH-1?
I was going to say “that doesn’t appear to be Virginia”.
At least get the right kind of helicopter. It’s like saying “a box truck crashed into a telephone pole” and showing a picture of an audi wrapped around a pole.
Wrong branch. (c’mon, guys, its only printed in big letters on the side)
Wrong chopper.
Wrong location.
Now I hope they update it to the picture of a hot air balloon.
Shows a big pic of Trump at the top, thus wordlessly tying Trump to this incident in the back of voters’ minds?
Every disaster story has to have a Trump photo as a header. Next week it will be solar flares.
That’s how you keep Orangemanbad and all his proven sexism and racism front and center in people’s minds.
Oh, he hasn’t done anything racist or sexist as president? Well, shut up, because in My Lived Experience (TM), Trump is worse than Vlad the Impaler.
And my emotionally overwrought state is Trump’s fault, not my own inability to cope with not getting my way.
Yeah, but badorange man cannot turn into a vampire like Vlad did.
Must be ad-blocked; I don’t see that.
I don’t use ad blockers and I’m not seeing that either.
I don’t see any pictures.
I see a helicopter over a landing pad on a ship, that’s it.
“Carbolic Headrest.”
For some reason, I’m still laughing.
I lost it at “At least I’m not pregnant again, she thought.”
By it you mean your lunch?
Another Federal Reserve genius
A top official at the Federal Reserve criticized the decision by many states to reopen businesses this spring before getting the virus fully under control, and said those choices have hindered an economic recovery in the U.S.
Eric Rosengren, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston, said states in the South and West that allowed businesses to reopen after shutting down for a brief period did register an initial burst of economic activity. But spikes in infection rates soon followed and economies in those states are now lagging those in the Northeast as consumers have become more cautious and bars and restaurants have been shut down again in some states.
Rosengren’s comments, delivered online Wednesday, are some of the most specific yet by a Fed official tying the health of the economy to the nation’s ability to control the virus. Fed Chair Jerome Powell has emphasized generally that recovery from the recession depends on conquering the pandemic, but Rosengren’s remarks delved into the sharp difference in infection rates, both within regions of the United States, and the U.S. compared with Europe.
These ivory tower eggheads think they “control” the economy. Why wouldn’t they think they can “control” nature? We’ll hang this guy on the lamppost next to Kashkari’s.
before getting the virus fully under control
When has this ever happened? Viruses snuff themselves out.
The issue is that every cowardly governor decided that they needed to do the exact same thing New York was doing at the exact same time.
It’s a sort of mass hysteria. Executives do this shit all of the time. Once, we had a CIO who together with our COO came up with the brilliant idea that we had to do lean manufacturing because everyone else was doing it. All of the managers, including the ones in charge or the mfg lines, told them it’s not a fit for us, because obvious reasons. The rest of us agreed. They did it anyway. It costs us millions and the CIO, the champion of this non-sense, got fired.
Hopefully, some governors are going to get fired. I hope so, especially Karen Kong Dubmass in MI, and I don’t even live near her state. At least she should share a prize with HH (my new short name for Horizontal Harris) for handing MI to Trump.
“Karen Kong Dubmass”
LOL, if anyone laughs at me for that massive type-o, I’m a get really mad!
If we just do a hard lockdown for however long the virus will disappear just
like magic. Our betters are retarded and this virus is the genie that got out of the bottle that isn’t going back in.
It’s not going back in until the people puts it back in. What they have planned is to use every cold season out there from now on, we can’t be sure if it’s corona or not, it’s mutated! We can’t be too safe!
It’s endemic now, it isn’t going anywhere. No amount of lockdown is going to change that and neither will a vaccine.
And it’s going to mutate and just become another one of the zillion million cold viruses out there. That’s why it’s golden, they can just declare another pandemic anytime they want, or anytime the dems are in danger of losing an election, same thing.
Fauci: Well, it could be SARS 6 or it could be Rhinovirus, we can’t be sure. We’re going to need some trials for the next 10-20 years and in the meantime, we have to stay locked down. SCIENCE! America’s doctor, most beloved expert!
WTF? It’s OK for the economy to be locked down for three months, but not just any three months? Federal Reserve is asshoe.
states in the South and West that allowed businesses to reopen after shutting down for a brief period
The promised “two weeks” was a brief period. The actual “three months” was not.
Rosengren needs to shut the fuck up and concentrate on his job – debasing the US Dollar.
“Limited or inconsistent efforts by states to control the virus based on public health guidance are not only placing citizens at unnecessary risk of severe illness and possible death – but are also likely to prolong the economic downturn,” Rosengren said in prepared remarks.
“Despite the sizable interventions by monetary and fiscal policymakers … the recovery may be losing steam, as activities in many states are once again restricted (officially or voluntarily) to slow the virus’s spread,” Rosengren said.
Just sprinkle the magic fairy dust on the economy, and everything will be fine.
Rosengren also pointed to the high current savings rate in the United States as evidence that Americans have been reluctant to spend, despite stimulus checks of $1,200 that were mailed to most Americans in the spring, and supplemental federal unemployment aid of $600 a week.
Rational behavior? We cannot permit it!
Besides not paying the rent/mortgage, what can you spend the money on with governors locking down everything but grocery and drug stores?
Apparently guns & ammo.
Liquor, Body Armor, Firearms, and Ammo… and apparently now laser safety goggles.
I’m still trying to polish off the meth I bought with my first stimulus check. I don’t think I can handle any more.
Apparently the American public has more forethought than the Federal Reserve.
The genius will probably conclude that if can’t buy any more bad Accounts Receivable he’ll try buying bad Accounts Payable.
I was going to blow my $1200 on a vacation home in the Caribbean and a new sports car, but it’s still in the bank. I so boring.
Leverage that cash!
Make a down payment on a sailboat!
It’s a can’t lose investment!
The pic is of a Marine AH-1?
Easily mistaken for Marine One.
His ragged fingernails caught on her skin, his trembling fingers forgot their way and lay stunned on her thigh.
Nice.
Nice is not the word I would have used, but you are not wrong!
He reached for her breasts.
“No,” she said. “Not until you get this right.”
How dare you malign our president as some incestuous sex pest. What happened to decorum in this country?
This should go well with my fried oyster tacos.
….
dammit…..
Any seafood on a Wednesday is a crapshoot.
…crapshoot…
What you did there, it was seen.
I thought it was pretty slick myself.
Totally OT, dragged here from the last thread:
There was a Jonny Quest re-make? How did I miss that? Was it any good? (Was it, ferinstance, as good as how The Venture Brothers mocked what Jonny had become as an adult?)
“Looks like you got a little herpe on your lip, have you been kissing your wife’s ass… after I put herpe in there?”
WTF? Where!? Seriously, where do I see that? That was my favorite cartoon ever. Space Ghost is gay and sucks.
Hadji was hawt.
Oh you old people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_Adventures_of_Jonny_Quest
Its a big part of my childhood. I’m sure it’s not as good in hindsight, but it was awesome in the 90s.
God we must be the same age.
It’s endemic now, it isn’t going anywhere. No amount of lockdown is going to change that and neither will a vaccine.
And this is why the smartest thing we could do is throw the fucking masks away, and get out there and mingle, especially in conditions where the “dosage” of the virus is small, if it’s even there. Like Sturgis.
Nah, we gotta be safe. I’m staying inside until I’m 70, so I can be sure when I do to outside it kills me instantly.
Good plan. Solid plan. I must share with my spousal unit.
The genius will probably conclude that if can’t buy any more bad Accounts Receivable he’ll try buying bad Accounts Payable.
YESSSS! And then he can print a big pile of money to pay them with.
STIMULUS!
https://twitter.com/i/events/1293471257531281409
yes, twitter, have people just look at her heritage. You don’t want them seeing her record.
Morning Jokesters’ cogent analysis
Joe Scarborough is in agreement with The Washington Post’s Eugene Robinson when it comes to America 2020: “We are the s–hole country.”
Mr. Robinson’s comment, a reference to 2018 claims that President Trump referred to Haiti and other nations as “s–hole countries” during a closed-door immigration debate, took place Tuesday as a “Morning Joe” panel discussed the coronavirus pandemic.
The president denied the claim by Democratic Sen. Richard J. Durbin but admitted on Twitter to using “tough” language.
“I mean, seriously,” Mr. Scarborough said. “Did you ever think, Gene, in all of your years, that the United States of America would be in such a poor condition, a Third World condition when it came to health care and the government’s handling of a pandemic, that we wouldn’t be able to go to other countries?”
“It’s just appalling, and shocking, really, that we’re in this position,” Mr. Robinson said of travel restrictions that affect the U.S. due to the pandemic. “But this is where we are. We are pariahs. We are, we are the s–hole country that nobody wants people from. That’s us now.”
“Yeah,” the MSNBC host replied.
And yet, you remain. Wouldn’t you be happier somewhere civilized, like Belgium?
Goddamned I hate those mendacious fuckers.
We can be non shithole after we elect Biden and cleanse our country of the shitty people.
That is exactly what they have in mind.
The genius’ desperately want war with the people that grow their food.
No worries…they will just go to the grocery store and get more.
In case anyone didnt get the joke, US is at 499 deaths per million, Belgium is at 857.
Belgium passed 500 113 days ago.
It also looks like Sweden has hit their asymptote at 558. Still below Italy, Spain, UK, and Belgium in Europe.
^^ This is correct thinking ^^
I continue to generalize: everyone is headed to the human asymptote sooner or later. That might be 1,000 after we shake out the data, or it might be the fluffed NYS 2,000 line, but there is no amount of masks or ethanol that will keep us from getting there.
Flatten the curve!
To be fair, Chicago exists.
when it came to health care and the government’s handling of a pandemic,
Perhaps these not are not in the purview of the government.
Huh. I guess they’re done pushing that one.
President Kamala would never go for it.
That is fucking hilarious. I wonder if ‘you’ve been had, suckers’ would mean anything to those protesters? What about the term ‘useful idiots’?
Ok, I see someone has figured out how to deal with our new reality of infinite genders.
I was registering to take some training from FM, and the “gender” drop down had the following options:
-Male (ugh, putting male first, how androsupremacist)
-Female
-Non-binary/Third gender
-Prefer not to say
-Prefer to Self-describe — explain
The last three should flag the employee for transitioning to “general populace at large”
Why would not wanting to respond to an intrusive question flag you for being fired?
Who said fired?
We’re providing wider opportunities to our intersectional trans-employees.
Michael Malice asked the other day—how many weeks away are we from hearing that white bosses hiring minority subordinates is oppressive? But that could go for all levels of the progressive attack.
Dude, gender checkboxes is the new hot thing. I’ve made at least 30K on it myself this year already.
You ‘might’, probably would not be, shocked watching a room full of people with PhDs from prestigious organizations sitting around a room seriously pondering this issue. ‘But we had a young lad… I mean, I can’t remember he… I mean, the person’s preferred pro-noun, I have to do better. Yes, we all must do better, this is a serious issue. Mr Hyperion, can you do some new check boxes so tha… ‘Sure, I can do all of these diverse check boxes, what about a rainbow colored checkbox…’ *crowd swoons in awe* What, you can really do that, wow! ‘Yes, I can do that’.
See, that’s how you make the big bucks.
Look at Viktor Komarovsky over here.
The last Doc’s office I went to had a question like that on the initial paperwork. I put ‘non-binary furry otherkin’ or some such nonsense.
Second visit a month or so later when I approached the desk they said ” Oh hello Mr. Suthenboy. We were just talking about you!”
Thinking about it now I should have written ‘Colorless green ideas sleep furiously’ or quoted Lewis Carroll from the Jabberwocky but I can never remember that one on the fly.
PANIC!
“Chinga tú madre.”
To what end? So they will know whose doors to weld shut?
Anything to justify MORE PANIC.
The test is to get your DNA.
Wokeassio, is giving them a choice? What sort of great dear leader he’s turning out to be. Soft on viruses! NYC deserves better!
*breaking news*
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-harris-already-vetting-vp-picks
*snort*
Where’s the lie?
Pfffft! Where’s the satire?
I welcome their venture into hard news.
It is hard to believe that the BB hasn’t been shut down.
Just wait for Biden’s new Ministry of Truth Czar pick.
I wonder who is in the running?
https://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2019/07/25/snopes-just-fact-checked-babylon-bee-time-crossed-line/
https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2020/08/12/air-force-helicopter-shot-while-flying-over-virginia-crew-member-injured/
Things are heating up perhaps… next up, see how Marine One handles RPGs?
Nah, some knucklehead kid took a pot-shot and got lucky. That, or some genius dope head saw the chopper flying near his dope patch and thought it was the cops.
It was Alex Jones starting the war on the black helicopters.
Black Helicopters Matter!
?
Happens a fair amount, but not typical for up in that part of the state.
Happened in Middleburg so literally everything you just said is possible.
back of the envelope fun
suppose the Huey is doing to top speed, say 130knots, and is 100 yards away, 100yards off the deck
dumb kid with 22LR would need to lead the chopper 50 – 80 feet and hold 6 or 7″ above on target that appears to be circling him at 6RPM
You’re assuming they’re actively aiming.
^This^
Probably just waived the barrel in the general direction and popped one off.
OOOPS!
Mr. Suthenboy Senior to 5 year old me: “Once that bullet leaves the barrel you can never take it back.”
My guess is that they will find the idiot that did that and that idiot is hiding under his bed now sweating every knock on the door.
If it was a “November” model (as the article said) it wasn’t doing 130kts – at least not without rattling everyone’s fillings out of their mouths. (Thankfully none of my old squadron brethren are on here to take umbrage).
~Former Snake guy with about 30-40 Huey hours
“Wait, who is she and what am I doing?”
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Biden’s staff had to write a script for him so he’d know why he was even talking to Kamala Harris. “I’m calling you today because…”
All the super sleuths out there pointing out that the phone is upside down.
:eye-roll:
“Carbolic Headrest.”
HAH!
Why the DNC picked her.
Johnson said, “I’m going to jump a little bit forward. I’m going to assume — let’s say magically that Joe Biden wins the presidency and Senator Harris becomes Vice President Harris. What I think she would be best at, what I actually think makes her more qualified than some of the other people. Someone, once Biden takes office, is going to be tasked with going through this entire administration with a fine-tooth comb, and basically, expunging all of the Trumpists, like getting rid of the Ba’ath party in Iraq.
“Like, somebody’s got to go through and find all of these incompetent, unqualified, corrupt, white nationalist-supporting people that Trump has burrowed into our State Department, burrowed into our Justice Department,” he continued. “And I think Senator Harris would be fantastic at finding those people and removing them because she’ll have the skill set to not only get rid of the officials and the bureaucrats, she can help us impeach some of these judges, these under-qualified judges that Donald Trump has managed to push in. So I think that’s one of the things I think about, should she become vice president, she would be better at than any of the other top candidates that Joe Biden was looking at.”
So, the tantrum of 2016 doesn’t stop even if they win in 2020. No…it’ll continue for four more years.
I’m young, so i don’t know, but it seems like they want to end all opposition once and for forever. But Maybe in 12 years they will be bringing Trump on for him to criticize the current GOP candidate.
The point that we are at now is that the leftists view the entirety of Trumps administration as so illegitimate, that they are openly justifying purges from the government of anyone who does not tow their line. Our country is so seperated over the power struggles, i don’t see how this can perpetuate for another 50 years.
Why on earth would that person need to be the VP? If you want to run a witch hunt, get whoever you want to run it. I would think the only criteria for a VP is do they increase/at least don’t decrease my chances of winning
That doesn’t sound even in the least bit Stalinesque.
He’s not wrong. Harris is exactly the right person to lead a pogrom against any non-progressives who may still work in the federal government. Vindictive, vicious, narcissistic, completely unconcerned with fairness and due process. Really, you couldn’t ask for a better personality or skillset.
It’s just a revanchist masturbation fantasy.
The Biden/Harris White House will be on the defensive immediately due to some early fuck up: Biden shits himself at the Inauguration, more Gropey Joe stories, someone died from Kamala keeping them in jail longer than their sentence, Hunter rapes someone in the Press Core, etc. They won’t have time or the political capital to oust anyone. Or they do but blow the political capital on some nonsense like going after Kavanaugh, a handy and futile windmill to tilt at.
Wait I thought we can’t fire political positions? Isnt that what we learned over the last 4 years?
“Bill Gates advocates for stopping end-to-end encryption (to tackle “misinformation”)”
https://reclaimthenet.org/bill-gates-end-to-end-encryption/
That motherfucker’s getting on my last nerve.
He and his ilk will deliver us bound and gagged to our foes and they will either be dead by then or given cushy sinecures in the Vichy government.
https://www.agweb.com/article/government-cameras-hidden-private-property-welcome-open-fields
Yowza.
corollary: destroying a camera you find on your own property might get you convicted of destroying government property ?
And Obstruction of Justice.
“I didn’t destroy it. I just moved it…to the bayou.
A mask and a can of spray paint seem like the proper tools. Also some caltrops accidentally dropped where the cops like to trespass.
Destruction of govt property and causing bodily injury to a law enforcement official. Guilty…that’ll be twenty years.
Mask? Or just approach it from behind.
Or maybe it gets struck with a stray round from far away during hunting season.
Or just write “fuck you cops, and btw you’re trespassing” on a sign and place it so that it completely obstructs the camera’s view.
Double bonus points if you set up your own camera to monitor whoever comes by to take the first one, and then call the cops (from a different agency if you can) on someone trespassing on your land.
This is why rule of law is a farce. You could have a meticulously crafted constitution with no loopholes, and a generation of busybody assholes will brazenly change the words on the page to mean what they want it to mean.
Culture matters, and the only think that keeps a country free and liberty loving is a strong evangelism for a culture that embraces freedom and liberty.
“Culture matters, and the only think that keeps a country free and liberty loving is a strong evangelism for a culture that embraces freedom and liberty.”
And that’s why we’re screwed.
So we’re doomed, and I really hate being a preacher of doom.
Repent or be Destroyed.
I am generous about death, I’ll be happy to share mine with lots of others if that’s what you really want.
This is why political censorship by twitter, google, etc., bothers me so much. It may be their right to do so, but there should be a massive price to pay. And the fact that it’s mostly young people pushing for censorship is very troubling.
I don’t see how you guys don’t get that Hate Speech isn’t Free Speech. They are two different things.
OT: A little image I put together based on a mask efficacy chart that was linked here yesterday.
Unfortunately it isn’t always boring in Louisiana
https://www.kalb.com/2020/08/12/1-injured-in-shreveport-la-hospital-shooting-police-treating-as-an-active-shooter-situation/
I spent ten years working in a mental hospital. Half of a second after seeing his photo I thought ‘batshit crazy’.
I can spot them a mile away.
I spent ten years working in a mental hospital.
No wonder you’re so comfortable hanging out with us.
Staff or trustee?
Police.
When Katrina devastated New Orleans they took in the ‘refugees’, housed and fed them. I was married to a department head at the hospital so when they asked for volunteers I said “Of course I will”. It took them about five seconds to figure out I was the one-eyed man so they nearly hired me at gun point.
The hospital was bigger than the town. It has its own zip code, movie theater, stores, various services, police department, etc.
I’d be interested in hearing your thoughts on deinstitutionalization. may make for a good article
COVID-19 deaths.
New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern Warns She May Delay Elections over Coronavirus
Indefinitely I assume.
This is something to be cheered, because she is a good person. We know this because she is loved by the Media.
But…but…but Donald Trump is a Nazi!
Portland, Seattle, Chicago – this is how you do it. Somebody gets a permit for a peaceful rally then turns it into a violent riot, you prosecute that person.
California Black Lives Matter Leader Charged with Five Felonies, Faces 15 Years in Prison
I love it. Immediately after telling us what led up to the incident, they tell us its unclear what led up to the incident.
“…peaceful demonstration intensified…”
Somebody isn’t keeping up with the latest newspeak.
You can bet that mendacious cunte of an AG, Becerra, jumps all over this.
Yeah, i know that it’s thrown in there to get the extra outrage, but shouldn’t it be outrageous enough that they assaulted a random passenger vehicle?
The outrage is that the driver didnt blow a few of the cockroaches away.
“…the air thick with hyaluronic acid to keep Joe’s skin pliable.”
Its the details.
Culture matters, and the only think that keeps a country free and liberty loving is a strong evangelism for a culture that embraces freedom and liberty.
Ruh-roh.
Biden is playing 5-D chess people!
It’s almost like 2016 never happened.
“No matter how much information you give them they cannot draw a sensible conclusion.” – Our buddy Yuri
Biden isn’t playing chess of any kind. He’s trying to find his dropped spoon so he can finish his pudding.
calling Harris “nasty” and “dishonest”
She is. And she has a generally dishonest and unlikable demeanor, not to mention her annoying voice.
And what may circle back and bite them is that she’s a not a blank slate. She has a record as DA and AG, and its got warts. Lots of warts.
…and pustules, carbuncles and boils….
Thinking about future Sugarfree posts in the unlikely event they win makes me cringe
Infected for your pleasure.
The oppo ads should be endless.
Of course, Tulsi delivering the kill shot in the primary debates should get a lot of rotations.
Harris accusing Biden of being a racist, and saying she believes the woman who accused him of harassment/assault, shouldn’t be neglected.
Harris saying she sees nothing wrong with submitting a forged confession in a criminal trial.
Harris laughing about locking up pot smokers.
Harris claiming she smoked pot, and lying about what she listened to in college (with a fact check).
And on and on.
They’re ignoring that the media did an awful lot of water carrying for her early, and the Democratic electorate rejected her _soundly_. Michael Bloomberg did better. There’s reasons for that. Her defining character trait is ambition which often doesn’t play well with non-wonky people.
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
most American women detest Donald Trump
Survey sez:
“Most detest” seems a little strong.
You have to run that through the translator.
“most women” -> “the few people I know on Twitter who identify as female”
He’s playing 1/2D checkers. Not well either…
“President Trump will likely insult and demean Kamala Harris, angering women voters, who already overwhelmingly support Democrats”
So Biden picked someone that brings absolutely nothing to the table?
One thing is certain, he has a lock on CA.
CNN said it outright today. By picking Harris, he litterally is picking someone who brings nothing, but keeps the election as a referendum on Trump, and yet someone who is young and competent to take the place “if, and when Biden decides to step down”.
Because most American women detest Donald Trump
Nobody I know voted for Nixon!
Refresh…
Watching the despicable Bill Kristol desperately flail and grovel for Dem brownie points is amusing.
It sounds like Biden’s partisans have given up even pretending Joe isn’t senile. I would have guessed they’d try keeping up the charade until the election at least.
Kristol is one of the most despicable pieces of human garbage on the face of the planet.
It is so transparent that they are trying to keep Biden from the debates. Perhaps Bill Kristol’s only redeeming quality is that he has that stereotypical neo-conservative falseness that is so easy to see, that even when he is trying to be sneaky it is nakedly obvious what he is trying to do.
Words cant describe how disgusting I find people groveling for favor.
I have a little dog less than a year old. He is about 3/4 whippet so he is small and lightly built. He weighs maybe 25 lbs. He grovels in the most extreme way you can imagine before my 150 lb Catahoula Cur. He so desperately wants to be friends with Giant Jack. I think it is cute and it makes me chuckle.
People groveling? Not so much. Grow a goddamned spine, stand up straight, hold your chin up, always tell the truth and look people in the eye.
Kristol needs an ass whipping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8DEzSBY0rE
Relevant bit starts around 20 seconds in
innocent thought
*snorts*
As expected, full court press for no debates
And yes, fuck Bill Kristol.
It looks like South American Trump is champing at the bit to get hold of that Russian vaccine:
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/philippines-brazil-interested-russian-covid-19-vaccine-australia-suffers-deadliest-day
Maybe a good thing but yikes, not tested enough for me.
Didn’t he test positive for the rona like 10 times and kept making public appearances shaking people’s hands?
I know he tested positive but I’m not sure about the other part.
As we were just talking about college sports (football in particular)…
College Athlete Surprised To Learn His School Has Classes