YES.
STEVE SMITH HERE! IT GOOD NIGHT WHEN STEVE SMITH CAN GIVE BEST ADVICE TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLES. HIM HAVE GOOD MANNERS, AND AM SMART TO TELL GOOD ADVICE. STEVE SMITH POLITEST AND WISEST RAPESQUATCH IN ALL CASCADIA. SO HERE IS ADVICE THAT IS BEST! FROM STEVE SMITH.
Q: My husband and I often enjoy margaritas on the rocks with salt on the glass rim. He has a habit of first licking the salt on the rim and then taking a swig.
I think this habit is rude, but he thinks it is no problem. I simply take a drink normally, enjoying the salt while drinking (not licking!). Is his habit socially acceptable, as he claims, in the context of margarita drinking?
A: THIS AM WHAT A “FIRST WORLD PROBLEM” BE, RIGHT? MAYBE HIM EAGER TO GET TO DRINK BECAUSE YOU NAG.
STEVE SMITH MAKE GOOD MARGARITA! HIM USE SALT LICK HIM TAKE FROM POACHERS. BY TAKE FROM POACHERS, MEAN RAPE POACHERS, TAKE THEM BAD THINGS AWAY.
YOU DRINK YOU DRINK WAY YOU WANT, LEAVE POOR HUSBAND ALONE.
Q: I realize that social media is a big part of today’s world, and I have no problem with someone using it to stay in contact with family and friends. But at what point is it deemed an addiction?
My significant other spends hours every day scrolling through his Facebook and Twitter pages. I have tried discussing it with him, but it becomes an argument. Now I just sit in the same room with him, silent and waiting until it’s my turn for his attention. How can I get him to realize how isolated from him it makes me feel and that my presence doesn’t seem to be needed? Should I just accept that he’s an addict and move on?
A: … SORRY, STEVE SMITH BUSY READING GLIBERTARIANS.COM AND NOT HEAR YOU. HAHAHA! STEVE SMITH MAKE JOKE! ADVICE STEVE SMITH GIVE – TAKE DEVICE, COMPUTER, PHONE AND SMASH WITH BIG ROCK.
SCROLL THIS!
TELL IF HIM GET NEW DEVICE, HIM GET SPECIAL VISIT FROM STEVE SMITH. BY SPECIAL VISIT, MEAN RAPE.
YOU WELCOME FOR BEST ADVICE!
FREE CASCADIA!
“I think this habit is rude”
I don’t know about rude, but it does seem a bit weird.
In public or private?
Maybe he likes that salt-lemon-shot ritual. I’m sure that’s the incorrect order, having never done it.
It goes salt, tequila, lime.
Licking the rim is wrong. (That may have sounded not right)
?
Not wrong but I have been told that is costs more.
Not worth it.
Spoken like someone who’s been around the world.
Thanks, STEVE.
I often feel like smashing my own devices, computer, and phones with a big rock! (And sometimes websites, too.)
Lady, find your own hobbies and go live your life. Sounds like he won’t notice.
Right? Who stays in such a dysfunctional relationship?
Or at least adjusts to make it as advantageous as possible.
go live your life
Mojeaux solves 92% of the world’s problems in four words
*puffs on fingernails*
*buffs on blouse*
STEVE SMITH BUSY READING GLIBERTARIANS.COM AND NOT HEAR YOU.
I’ve been guilty of this.
I’m now entering the drinking phase of the evening. The weekend has begun. The three day weekend. Yay.
Thanks SP. You are awesome
x2
Understatement of the year!
I blame the libs. We didn’t own them hard enough Or too hard? Whatever, they’re at fault.
There’s no such thing as Peak Derp, so there can be no such thing as Owning Libs Too Hard.
It’s SCIENCE!
YAY IT’S BACK!!!
Amen.
STEVE SMITH POST SHUT DOWN WEBSITE AND BY SHUT DOWN MEAN RAPE WEBSITE.
Speaking of Steve Smith, saw a pickup with this graphic (including the raccoon) yesterday:
https://i.redd.it/u6stb0t96on01.jpg
I like how the license plate is masked, but the reflection of the license plate is not.
I want to throat punch everyone that blots out lisence plate numbers.
Why?
I keep wanting to build a site where people can leave messages for each other
based on license plate number.
I’m not entirely sure how to do that in a way that doesn’t increase the number
of car wrecks.
It’s so stupid. I’m not a cop. I dont work at the DMV. If you think there is some magical information that a rando can glean from your plate you had better cover that bad boy 24/7. Better yet take it off.
It’s a dumb trend that does nothing.
So how many people DM’d after saying on Twitter it was unnecessary to do so?
I almost did it because I’m an easily amused, juvenile, and a BAC above zero. Then I remembered the rusty can lids.
A not insignificant number.
I didn’t DM but did go through a bout of DTs. Me being me I attributed blame on my part.
I knew it!
You’ll be able to tell who they were when certain commenters go missing tomorrow and onward. 😉
Dungeon Mastered? I’ll admit I’m unfamiliar with the kids lingo.
The fuck is this guy??
https://youtu.be/g3bUicXNWz4
AKA: someone who can’t be bothered to figure which
version of non-html markup this site uses.
*Waits for banhammer*
Now that I think of it, that’s not a bad band name. I’ll add it to my list.
HE KEEPS TALKING
Direct message? Something like that. Private message on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/weglibertarians/status/1314731476873691139?s=21
YOU’RE BACK! YOU’RE BACK! *runs around in circles and pees on the doormat*
Put down the damn phone and pay attention to what’s actually here.
Drives me nuts.
Also, lockdown sucks. I *should* be out somewhere making bad decisions.
Instead I’m at home making bad decisions.
WTF.
It’s part of your charm.
Or all of your charm.
It’s amazing how well “Want to make bad decisions with me?”
works.
Birds of a feather. A stupid in the hand is worth two in the county jail.
I thought a stupid in the hand puts you in county jail.
In county jail, stupid put hands on you!
Bad decisions at home are generally better than bad decisions out in the public sphere. Blessings to be counted 😉
Yo WS- from your query in the last thread. I believe suthen was around earlier today or yesterday that he was battening down the hatches in preparation.
The world suck was too much so, a bike ride this morning and no Glibs.. Was treated to my first sighting of big horn sheep. Way cool. The rest of the day playing with the old car. Nice day. Ready finally for some Friday night Glibs fun and….the world really is ending.
Whew. I’m ok now, really.
Yep. It’s funny how much of my day to day is structured around this crazy site. I need to get out more but when weighing the options…
I’m not saying this was a carefully engineered ploy to make you all grateful and not take the site for granted, but it was aliens.
No one realizes that they are the people in the Skinner box.
I almost read a book. But my daughters roped me in to watching a movie.
Was it “Cuties”? *ducks*
Whoa. I’m glad your daughters stopped you from going completely nuts.
It was close but with their help I dodged a bullet.
Sheep. They were nice enough to wait while i got the camera out and put on the long lens.
https://imgur.com/a/nuauz6A
Cool! We have them up here too but you generally have to drive to Jasper to see them.
I can rest easy knowing that the website is back and STEVE SMITH is on advice duty.
Happy Friday!
You too, belatedly!
I’m a ZARDOZ man myself. I find his advice more killy.
So you’re a fighter, not a lover?
AKA a “reverse Dangerfield”.
AKA Sam Kinison?
Our former pastor and his wife were here in San Diego for a reunion so they came by the house for a visit.
They were so glad to relax and catch up, no masks! We were surprised to hear that there had been a split in the church about covid precautions vs freedom. Plus some affiliated church went full SJW regard.
COVID itself might not be that dangerous but the covid related policies, stress, and aftermath will be causing damage we can’t calculate.
The divisiveness is concerning. All of that concentrated hatred can bear naught but bitter fruit. Imma go don my tin-foil pussy hat.
Hey, hs, have you brought that spouse of yours to heel yet? Not prying, just interested if he has settled into the San Diego vibe.
He was getting much better, and we were consciously getting out and meeting people when COVID hit.
Getting back to normal will help.
“Getting back to normal will help.”
I can’t think of anything that won’t improve with a lot more of that.
Eff me. Wife goes into the kitchen and discovers dishwasher has an error code on it and the drain pump is continuously running. Code is for water in the sump underneath. Wonderful. Will have to wait until tomorrow to tear it apart. Just what I had planned.
Meh, just ignore it and see what happens. That’s the approach I take to home repair, work, health, reality, politics…everything in general.
As long as it’s wet underneath, it’s never going to stop just like these kids.
Meh, black mold makes you stronger. It’s not the end of the world, like talking to an answering machine.
There is stuff going on this Sunday that I neither asked for or condoned. It’s basically like getting a high colonic from my step daughters. Painful and very awkward.
Like when my little brother came over to help remodel my bathroom (which I needed) and decided to demolish one of my bedrooms without talking to me. He helped get the bathroom 3/4 remodeled and left the bedroom torn apart. Wasted another year of my life just getting that bedroom back to order.
Did you check the thermostat?
New episode submitted. Time for more drinkin.
Yay!
I think I found my new bass boat
https://youtu.be/TyGfQUCgFEE
If we ever need to invade a river, that might come in handy. Too bad we only invade deserts now…
Was pleased to see the M-2 make an appearance. Sitting ducks on the water, though.
It is rather interesting how busy the Navy SeALs and Marines have been so far away from any shoreline.
Those new Oreo LBGQT+++ cookies; is it just a visual thing, or can you, you know, taste the rainbow*?
*yes, it’s worth signing in for
Morning, Glibmates.
What happened to the site last night? just gone, I was bummed,
Good Mornining everybody!
Good morning, Glibboys! I guess it’s afternoon for you now, limey/JD.
I didn’t check in last evening until about 10 pm EDT. Once I gave up on the site coming back up any time soon, it’s amazing how much “puttering” I got done, rearranging stuff in my deliciously-cluttered study-of-sorts. But I was relieved when I finally went to bed and saw on my phone that it was back.
Mornin’ Yusef, I thought it was just me/my computer. That feeling you have when you are supposed to meet your boss for lunch to discuss a promotion and your car won’t start. Or meeting the judge to get your alimony adjusted down and you forgot the road construction. That was me, went to bed, worried that I was alone in the CV wilderness.
All is well, thanks SP and all the Midnight Warriors…
Mornin all