Saturday Morning Post-Party Links

by | Dec 26, 2020 | Daily Links | 210 comments

We’ll recover from last night. Eventually. At least we had a 22 year old Syrah to thank for the coup de grace. The B-grade noir film from the ’40s (Phantom Lady) was a nice accompaniment to dinner as well.

You figure that December 26 has to be one of the worst days to be born on- you still get screwed out of birthday presents (“These are for Christmas AND your birthday!”) but your DOB isn’t memorable. However, that didn’t stop a guy whose motto was, “Vive la difference!”; a guy who was most famous for beating up on little guys; a guy who proved that even dirty books can be dull; a guy who actually WAS worse than Hitler; a terrific actor even smaller than Rod Serling; a career piece of shit who left behind an even smellier piece of shit; a guy who started something big; a pitcher who actually lost a no-hitter, got blown off the mound in one game (and threw comically slowly); a guy who should have gotten prison for his production; and an answer to the riddle, “How bad a politician do you have to be to get removed in California?”

No riddles answered here, just news.

 

If he could throw better, he would have been able to hit Cuomo.

 

“It went BOOM.”

 

New Hampshire, Florida of the North.

 

Merry Fucking Christmas.

 

“We haven’t killed all of them yet.”

 

BrettL has an alibi. Or maybe he doesn’t.

 

Old Guy Music features not only the greatest American composer of the 20th century, but also the absolutely coolest guy to ever hoist a saxophone.

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Old Man With Candy

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210 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    ‘sup yo

  2. Tulip

    Morning Tres

    • Tres Cool

      Heya dollface. How YOU doin’ ?

      • Ted S.

        Doll Face, the movie in which Perry Como threatens to beat his girlfriend.

      • Tres Cool

        Compare/contrast the original with the sanitized version.

  3. Ted S.

    “We haven’t killed all of them yet.”

    Relevant

  4. Atanarjuat

    Coasties: spending shit-tons of money protecting us from awesome drugs we could have had a fun time with.

  5. R C Dean

    Another white supremacist attack on a Selfless Public Servant in NYC, I see.

    • Tonio

      Who doesn’t love the stirring, power soft-rock theme from Star Trek: Enterprise.

  6. Fourscore

    Good Morning All!

    The rest of the folks will be along later. I’m glad Xmas is over, except for the leftover food. Now to get New Year’s out of the way and it’ll be spring before we know it. Days ae getting longer, Yippee!

    • hayeksplosives

      I’ve been doing the “days are getting longer” dance since Monday!

      December is dark and days are short, but there are Christmas lights and decor, and usually good visits with friends and family to help stave off malaise.

      And when Christmas is over, we have lengthening days. Yay!

      It would definitely feel weird to be in the Southern Hemisphere for Christmas.

      • Fourscore

        I always measure winter as being 1/2 over on January 15th. Seems like the days are recognizably longer and the sun is brighter, snow begins to melt soon (a little).

      • Francisco d'Anconia

        I always measure winter as being 1/2 over on January 15th.

        HAHAHAHAHA!

        Must be nice

      • Tres Cool

        I once heard that February was the worst.

      • Ted S.

        Nope. It’s April

      • Tres Cool

        What’s big, grey, and write gloomy poetry?

        T.S. Elephant

  7. Atanarjuat

    “There is simply no place in Michigan, or in the United States, for chilling threats like this to people who are simply doing what they believe is correct,” he added.

    The fed continued, “that is why we are formally dropping all charges against Ross Ulbricht, Ed Snowden, and Julian Assange.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Intentions are the only metric.

      • Atanarjuat

        …For government officials and their immediate families. The rest of you peons are strictly liable.

      • R C Dean

        For People Who Matter. Being a fed doesn’t necessarily count. Ask Mike Flynn.

      • l0b0t

        How squeaky clean can a man get? They were up his ass with the FedGov proctoscope and were still reduced to fabrications and entrapment.

  8. hayeksplosives

    Happy Boxing Day to our Commonwealth Glibs!

    • Tres Cool

      Boxing Day is for limeys, and half-assed brits (Canadians).

      I blame the metric system.

  9. Sean

    Brrrrrrrr. It’s cold again.

    Dropped 1.2 of those vacation carb lbs since yesterday. .8 to go.

    Mornin peeps.

    • hayeksplosives

      Good going! Evict those darned pounds before they have a chance to settle in and start paying rent.

      I’m sure I put on a couple. I ate too much sodium too, so my feet are a bit swollen.

      Not gonna sweat it! Still have 48 hours before work…

      • DEG

        My weight has been trending up over the month.

        I will attack it once the holidays are done.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m actually down to the lowest I’ve been in years.

        I’m still a fat bastard, but I’m less fat.

      • DEG

        Despite the increase, my weight is overall lower than it was at this time last year. I also have more lean mass according to bodyfat percentage measurements.

  10. Atanarjuat

    I’m diagnosing the cinderblock attack as a random knockout game victim. Probably by a mentally ill guy. Normal young black hardass wannabes will be a lot less likely to hit a women than a crazy person would. No honor in it. Plus the trenchcoat kinda says “on the streets during cold weather”. Doesn’t mention her being robbed.

    • rhywun

      I’m diagnosing the cinderblock attack as a random knockout game victim. Probably by a mentally ill guy.

      Yeah, I don’t even bat an eyelash at this stuff. It happens all the time.

  11. hayeksplosives

    I watched some video clips of Biden speaking extemporaneously (no teleprompter).

    He’s either unusually clumsy about speaking, the way some people just can’t dance, or he has cognitive decline that is going to become obvious in the next few months.

    It’s weird to think that we have an incoming administration of a president that no one expects to serve even one full term, yet the Veep waiting in the wings didn’t win any of her party’s primaries.

    I don’t think anyone wanted Kamala (even Tulsi and Amy Klobuchar got more votes) but Joe painted himself into the corner with that “woman of color” pledge.

    • Dr. Chipping Pioneer

      Well, Tulsi is a “woman of colour”, but is the wrong shade of colour.

    • Sean

      Dude has 9 toes in the grave. He belongs in a home with a blanket and a chair to die in.

      I’m still surprised he made it through the election.

      • Fourscore

        Try not to get him excited, unless you want Kamala.

      • Tejicano

        Kamala becoming CinC is not an “if” but a “when”. And I’d put down money that it happens in the first term.

      • The Hyperbole

        how much and are you giving odds?

      • straffinrun

        We’re gonna find out just how well cutting edge anti dementia medicene has progressed. I’m betting they’ll get a dozen or so synapses to fire.

      • The Hyperbole

        Hillary was suppose to be dead four years ago, I’m willing to put some money against you people’s track record of diagnosing a politician’s life expectancy.

      • Fourscore

        Wait, Hillary’s not dead? My lying eyes?

        /heads for the eye doc

      • straffinrun

        I’m on record as saying I think he’ll make. I also said he’d make it to the election.

      • Tonio

        Yep. It’s going to be a Jill Biden regency until that magical day when KH becomes eligible to serve two complete terms on her own after finishing out Biden’s term. I’m thinking that team KH will arrange for evidence of his failing faculties to leak to outlets like Breitbart.

      • Sean

        Poor Astra.

      • creech

        Dammit, it’s DOCTOR Jill Biden.
        Stop disrespecting smart women who can pass organic chemistry (or something).

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The DNC wanted Kamala because she will be beholden to them. She has no constituency other than the “woman of color” idiots who somehow think this is a victory against racism even though they didn’t vote for her in the primaries

      • hayeksplosives

        Plus she’s a lying whore-dog with no pants on.

        (Am I doing Bidenspeak right?)

      • Tejicano

        I’m hoping Harris’ ego gets the best of her and she tries to go her own way against the wishes of the DNC. That would mostly give us political gridlock which means little gets done or changed.

      • hayeksplosives

        I think this is likely.

        It’s interesting that as the Democrats tighten their grip and try to consolidate their one-party rule, some patient long-sighted Dems are trying to go slowly so the frog doesn’t know it’s being boiled, but other Dems are ready to drop the mask, burn bridges, and openly shit on their “enemies.”

        The brash ones can’t imagine not winning all elections in perpetuity.

        I predict unseemly open squabbling among the lefties.

      • WTF

        The brash ones can’t imagine not winning all elections in perpetuity

        Since they can get away with massive fraud, that’s not really a crazy thought.

      • ElspethFlashman

        Yeah, similar thoughts have ocured to me too lately. One party rule is OK when it is them ! Because they have good intentions (which they don’t or won’t admit are enforced by arrest, jail, and violence for “resistors.”)

      • Atanarjuat

        Yeah, her constituency is the establishment, no one else.

    • Tejicano

      If the DNC had completely gone off script and put Michelle Obama in the VP role I would be less concerned. At least it would be more like what we had before Trump. With Harris taking over and the imagined mandate to get things done I see a bad moon rising.

      • l0b0t

        I’m also pretty sure that if Lady Obama had been on the ticket, there would be no need for fraud; she would win in a landslide.

    • R C Dean

      Decline. He used to be more normaller.

    • straffinrun

      We made the guy with the sandwich board warning us “The End is Near!” president.

    • DEG

      My money is on cognitive decline.

      Yes, Biden has always been gaffe prone. Look at videos of him from four or more years ago. He did a much better job of public speaking back then.

      Harris is a good little party apartchik. I think the Democrat party leadership wanted her.

    • Mojeaux

      Dude’s gonna liive forever, to EVERYONE’S chagrin.

  12. Tejicano

    Christmas isn’t really celebrated here. My kids were in school a half day and the wife was at work. So I ran the Weber for about 9 hours and made a bunch of stuff for dinner.

    The holiday in Japan starts next Tuesday and runs through the following Sunday. I’m looking forward to the break.

    • hayeksplosives

      Nice!

    • Tonio

      Guy on right… would. But my fondness for holiday attire is well-known.

      • Tres Cool

        Yeah. I saw your ‘cold open’.

    • Tejicano

      Dude on the left in the chest rig and the frog outfit – I keep seeing this “Pepe the Frog” meme. I think it alludes to a frog not being boiled yet and ready to jump. Or is this common knowledge – or completely wrong?

      • Tonio

        I hadn’t looked that close at green guy, but on second take it’s kind of macabre.

      • Not Adahn

        Completely wrong.

        It just feels good, man.

  13. Atanarjuat

    I’m guessing the Nashville attack wasn’t an FBI false flag, because it was far too competently pulled off.

    • Atanarjuat

      By the way, remember how the Vermont power grid went down after the 2016 election, and the entire establishment press intimated it was the Russians? Then it was memory-holed as the lack of proof became clear. If something like this happened with that timing they would have been insisting we roll the tanks toward Moscow.

    • WTF

      I have no evidence at all, but my first thought was it might have something to do with the never ending government Covid restrictions. Not sure what the situation is in Tennessee though.

      • DEG

        If I remember correctly, a lot of Covid response was pushed down to the county and municipal level in Tennessee. There were very few statewide restrictions.

        Davidson County (which includes Nashville) and Nashville itself cracked down pretty hard at the height of the Lil Rona Panic. I remember news stories about Nashville police arresting homeless people for not wearing masks and a story about shenanigans involving the numbers used to prove spread of Lil Rona in bars leading to bar closures.

        We have some glibs in TN, they can elaborate or correct me.

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The Beef Wellington rocked last night. The kids even ate the duxelles which are primarily mushrooms.

    I ate too much though. Ooof….

  15. straffinrun

    Former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe told CNN, ‘An explosive device of this size is going to be treated presumptively as an act of terrorism.’

    Surprised he didn’t blame it on the Russians.

    • WTF

      They’re trying to decide whether to blame the Russians or the right wing militias.

      • Ted S.

        Why not blame both?

      • hayeksplosives

        I remember reading that at the time! I speculated that it was a test of vulnerability of the grid and of the fiber optic comms.

        I wondered if it was would-be eco terrorists, anti-globalists, or the usual Religion of Peaceniks.

        Our power grid is PAINFULLY vulnerable. Some factions in the DoD would like to install “active denial” systems as a deterrent at critical substations, and we offered to do it, but nooooo, we have to worry about the feeeeeeelings of the terrorists/activists.

        Pussies.

      • Suthenboy

        I dont know what active denial systems are.

      • Not Adahn

        A microwave oven with a hole cut in the door.

      • slumbrew

        Close enough for government work.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t be silly, we have to buy a custom microwave system with a premade hole that costs ten thousand times what it should.

      • hayeksplosives

        Well, it’s a bit more complicated than that, but yeah, using electromagnetic waves to make skin feel uncomfortably tingly.

      • Suthenboy

        I have often cringed at the thought of how vulnerable we are in more ways than just the power grid and I am not going to give any kooks ideas by listing them off. I guess me sitting around crossing my fingers isn’t a very good defense strategy.

        Ok, I vote for active denial systems but they can’t be used to protect everything.

  16. straffinrun

    She was conscious and hospital staffers were “taking care of her,” the source said.

    Those quotation marks make it sound kind of rapey.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It means they’re brushing her hair… sensuously.

      • straffinrun

        We can only hope it was air quotes. *You like this, don’t you?”

  17. The Hyperbole

    Old guy music was too short, I don’t get why musicians think it’s cool to build up slowly and then cold stop just when they get swinging, fucking trolls.

  18. Not Adahn

    I’d put Aaron Copeland, Samuel Barber, Lenny Bernstein, Perry Farrell, and John Adams ahead of him.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Racist.

  19. Fourscore

    The Nashville Sound yesterday is the beginning of the covid racheting down. Seems like with the vaccine rollout things are quieting, this could be the way the collapse happens, the miracle drug stops the covid dead in its nefarious tracks and we have bigger things to worry about.

    The Russians/Chinese/Iranians are already here, bombing innocent cities!

  20. The Late P Brooks

    This would never happen if the federal government ran health care

    At the start of the coronavirus pandemic, a small group of disability rights advocates found itself in a race against time to save the life of a woman with an intellectual disability.

    The woman was taken to the hospital with COVID-19. But the hospital, in a small Oregon town, denied the ventilator she needed. Instead, a doctor, citing her “low quality of life,” wanted her to sign a legal form to allow the hospital to deny her care.

    Out of that quiet fight in early spring, the advocates — staff at a disability rights legal group, a state lawmaker and a few others — discovered something disturbing: There were many cases in Oregon of health care being rationed to people with disabilities.

    ——-

    In the hospital, a medical provider wrote do-not-resuscitate (DNR) and do-not-intubate orders for the woman. Those are medical instructions to health care providers to withhold potentially painful interventions, like a ventilator or CPR, if a patient stops breathing or the patient’s heart stops. The woman was alone in the hospital and did not understand what the doctor and medical staff wanted her to agree to.

    In addition, the hospital staff sent word to the woman’s group home: Fill out DNRs in advance for your other residents, in case one of them comes to the hospital.

    People who worked with the woman were angry that the doctor and the hospital seemed to be discounting the lives of people with disabilities.

    I am more outraged by the “activists” and “advocates” who beat the bushes looking for anecdotal sob stories like this than I am by hospital administrators attempting to allocate their resources efficiently.

    • Fourscore

      Speaking for myself, DNR.

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s so easy to download an Advanced Directive form from the inter tubes these days, it’s something I recommend to anyone.

        I did the inter tubes form version, then later when I was writing my will, the lawyers threw in an advance directive. It was practically the same as the Internet form.

      • Fourscore

        Fourscores have it in the medical will

      • Tres Cool

        Exactly 13 years ago today- at 18.36 (since I was there) Mama Tres passed after a month in the horsepistol. She’d been in Stage 4^9 pancreatic cancer for some time, and a couple weeks prior she’d had a procedure done to re-route her pleural fluid back into her gut ( I think it was called a “Denver Shunt”). Being her medical power of attorney, I asked for a DNR from the nurse before she went in, and was told it wasnt possible- they wouldnt perform the procedure if she had one. Boy, was I lied to. Not that I was necessarily in a hurry to accelerate her passing, but I was told that during surgery she went into full arrest 2X,and they brought her back- basically into a coma and she conked-out in Hospice.

      • Suthenboy

        That is pretty rough. I am sorry you had to go through that and sorrier that she had to.

        Mother Nature is one mean ass bitch.

      • Tres Cool

        Good people die- assholes win the MegaMillions.

        Thanks tho’

      • DEG

        Sorry Tres.

    • Suthenboy

      “…administrators attempting to allocate their resources efficiently.”

      Or Eugenics?

      I would have to have a lot more info than this story gives to make that decision.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^This. I may not generally agree with the activists and advocates but they aren’t always in the wrong. See hospital administrators versus activists/advocates in the matter of Charlie Gard, another ancedotal sob story with chilling implications.

    • LCDR_Fish

      OTOH, Oregon has been at the forefront of most US euthanasia/assisted suicide efforts – and these folks are definitely pushing back – so props to them for that.

    • Gustave Lytton

      DRO is a scum bucket organization. They can fuck right off with their assholery. Whatever legitimate issue there might be is buried if those parasites are involved. Fuck them with rusty typhus infected DNR.

      Gelser is equally a POS. Another carpet bagging out of state, just like Gov Kunt. She wouldn’t even be in that office if the meth addict before her hadn’t resigned back when she was trying to get into the state House.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I’d put Aaron Copeland, Samuel Barber, Lenny Bernstein, Perry Farrell, and John Adams ahead of him.

    I don’t know anything about those other guys, but I’d seal Aaron Copeland (Copland?) in a 55 gallon drum, encase it in concrete, and dump him in the ocean.

    • Not Adahn

      You’d have to work awfully hard to gather up his ashes, and worse, you’d need to be in MA to do it.

    • Ted S.

      No hate for Marty Haugen?

    • creech

      Ah, Barber, and the “Platoon” music. The pre-teen Barber actually played the organ at the church I get dragged to. They have an original piece he wrote for them, that’s never been released , that the organist plays on occasion.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    The Nashville Sound yesterday is the beginning of the covid racheting down.

    I cannot wait for our public intellectual risk analysts to start telling me I am more at risk from White Supremacist terrorbomber cells than I am from the chinee snifflecooties.

    • Tres Cool

      “Snifflecooties” would make a great band name, in the same vein as Joydrop or Teddybears.

      • Tres Cool

        I hate that I like Fannypack tho’. Shout out @ Rhywun, l0b0t, and my (718) peeps.

        +1 Park Slope

      • rhywun

        That’s terrible but appreciated.

        Prolly no songs about the 646, are there.

      • l0b0t

        Is that a NOLA group? They syncopated.

    • Fourscore

      9-11.1

  23. Timeloose

    The gang is all coming to breakfast as our spot is breaking the state indoor shutdown mandate.

    We missed them being open last week because they were keeping a low profile.

    Our waitress will be getting a big Christmas tip this week.

    • DEG

      Excellent.

    • hayeksplosives

      Morning, uncivil.

      How many days til you’re back working for The Man?

      • UnCivilServant

        Monday is my next work day.

        I’m the team lead for the holidays. (aka, I’m the most senior state employee not on vacation in our group)

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m back Monday too, but I think I can work from home, so at least I can lounge comfortably.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m still working from home, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

    • UnCivilServant

      It was pretty good, but #37 dragged down the overall quality.

      • prolefeed

        You didn’t like the ink? She seemed unremarkable to me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Ink is ugly. I hate it.

      • limey

        I like the lady in your avatar, I think. Her ass looks comfortable.

    • Tres Cool

      My ex-wife wasnt much of a wrestler, but you really shoulda seen her box.

      /try the veal

      • The Hyperbole

        My fathers favorite thing-
        Waitress “You wanna box for your leftovers”
        Dad “If you want, but I’d rather wrestle”

      • Tres Cool

        That’s about what Id expect from your corner of the (419).

        *How you guys have that area code is beyond me. Its like Ohio Bell was gerrymandering.

    • DEG

      Another gallery with no face diapers. Excellent.

      My favorites: #3, #11, #14, #15 (despite the fake red hair, she is quite alluring to me), #35

      I have to use my memory and other investigating skills because Google image search isn’t working on archive images again.

      #8 is Oh In-Hye. RIP.

      #20 has been in other galleries. I think I found some information about her, but cannot remember any of it if I did.

      #39 is Eva Green. The picture looks like a still from “Casino Royale”.

      #26 is Jordan Carver.

  24. Not Adahn

    Frying up the leftover baked potatoes in the leftover fat from the smoked duck. I’ll drop a few eggs into the pan here in a bit.

    • pan fried wylie

      Eggs from the smoked duck too?

      • Not Adahn

        No, but now I’m wondering how smoked eggs would be.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Frying up the leftover baked potatoes in the leftover fat from the smoked duck. I’ll drop a few eggs into the pan here in a bit.

    That sounds awesome.

    • Not Adahn

      *burp*

  26. UnCivilServant

    Since it shipped the estimated delivery date for my new phone was monday. But it was only coming from PA. So today it switched to “Out for delivery”

    • UnCivilServant

      But the other stuff I’ve been waiting for is now scheduled for monday instead of tomorrow.

    • Sean

      I’ve got a couple Vz58 mags that were supposed to be here more than a week ago. Still in transit/delayed. ?

      • UnCivilServant

        Are these spares, or is something out of operation until you get them?

      • Sean

        Impulse buy extras. You can never have too many.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    No hate for Marty Haugen?

    I can easily envision myself hating him if I actually was forced to listen to him.

  28. hayeksplosives

    San Diego surveyed some “health experts” to weigh in on whether California can/should stop the lockdowns. There are 2 “yes” opinions with the rest going “no”.

    The “yes” arguments are clearly expressed, while the “no” arguments are based on bad models, questionable statistics, and feelz.

    Even idiot politicians understand that they need a functioning economy to leech from, don’t they?

    https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/story/2020-12-25/could-california-lockdown-restrictions-end-in-january

    Yes: “ The consequences of quarantining most Americans and shutting down workplaces caused a “perfect storm” of rising unemployment, higher suicide rates, suspended other essential health care, and left no chance to build up immunities key to stopping the virus.”

    No:” The suggestion that lockdown restrictions could end in January with a limited vaccination approach is shortsighted. Aggregate data might support this, but the devil is in the details. Coronavirus is hitting minorities at disproportionately high rates. ”

    No: “ . Economic benefits could be elusive as people are reluctant to shop, dine out, or return their children to school. With a more normal life within reach, now is not the time to be brash.”

    Top. Men.

    • rhywun

      I can totally see lockdowns continuing until the race-based results are satisfactory to the “experts”.

      That is how venal and stupid our country has become.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yup.

        We just let them take over education, which systematically destroyed at least one generation’s ability to think critically, while at the same time either omitting or twisting the importance of Western thought, European thought on America and the rest of the world.

    • Suthenboy

      “Even idiot politicians understand that they need a functioning economy to leech from, don’t they?”

      See every communist country ever. It is about power. They know they will still have power and Freezers full of 50 flavors of ice cream no matter how much everyone else has to dig for roots.

      See: Venezuela (crowds of starving people stoning cattle while those in power party every night)
      See: The Norks (look at satellite photos taken at night)

      They arent just idiot politicians. They are the worst kinds of people imaginable X 100. Mark Levin – “No matter how bad you think they are, they are worse.”

      • hayeksplosives

        I don’t feel cheered up, but I do feel more sane not to be the only one seeing this.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Big businesses are deemed essential while small businesses are being forced out of out business left and right. Isn’t there an Iron Law that foreseeable consequences aren’t unplanned? Or something like that? This is an intentional reshaping of the economy.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This^

        Great Reset indeed, but I am not sure the plan is sound. Amazon, Facebook, Apple, Twitter, etc are the biggest players in the economy right now. They are big because the prosperity that the general population enjoys. Cutting off your customer base’s income seems like a bad business model.

      • hayeksplosives

        They’ve convinced their own base that government really is the fount of all blessings, so I guess they don’t see the economy as a big deal, just some pet cause that Wall Street types get all lathered up about.

  29. rhywun

    TIL that I can, to my surprise after my recent surgery, climb seven flights of stairs with a week’s worth of groceries on my back. Less surprisingly, I really don’t want to do that again.

    • DEG

      to my surprise after my recent surgery, climb seven flights of stairs with a week’s worth of groceries on my back.

      That’s good progress.

      I can see why you wouldn’t want to do it.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it wasn’t by choice – trust me. Elevator was broke.

  30. creech

    I watched “Christmas Story” again and, taking one of you’s advice, tracked down Ralphie’s Mom in “Slap Shot.” Ho. Lee. Smokes. I guess cause I never saw it on the screen but just on tv I never saw the Melinda Dixon puppies. I wonder if Ralphie, instead of dreaming of a Red Ryder bb rifle, didn’t lay in bed and imagine, in his 9 year old mind, what all that racket was coming from his parent’s bedroom every night.

    • Gdragon

      Just don’t let Hanrahan hear you talking like that ?

  31. Walford

    Air Fryer or Insta-pot? Doesn’t matter, I unwrapped both right after telling everyone how I do enjoy cooking. Plan on cooking some chicken later in one of them, any suggestions?

    • rhywun

      Air fry up some chicken wings and send them my way, thanks

      • Walford

        As a chicken wing conesoiur, I’m intrigued by this option. As far sending them out, I have a standing order not to send cooked poultry across property lines. You are willing to bring your own hot sauce here.

      • rhywun

        baked wings

        *sideways glance*

        Saved for later.

      • slumbrew

        They consistently get kudos when I make them.

      • Walford

        Was that in English? I might pass that on to the wife.

    • Suthenboy

      Chicken is always best fried…especially wings.

  32. DEG

    I like the “I Am Lame” tag on this post.

    Katelyn Jones, 23, of Epping, is accused of firing off menacing text messages to Republican Wayne County Board of Canvassers chairwoman Monica Palmer on Nov. 18 — because the official refused to certify results of the US presidential election in favor of Joe Biden, according to a criminal complaint filed by the FBI.

    I wonder if she will end up with a nice tenured position for this.

    About 74 pounds of cocaine were spotted floating off the Lower Keys by a fisherman Wednesday afternoon. The fisherman, who was boating south of Sugarloaf Key, notified a Monroe County sheriff’s deputy who was on marine patrol at the time.

    Apropos

    Old Guy Music is excellent.

    Update on PA restaurants defying the governor: The count is up to 671. This is roughly a doubling over the last ten days.

    • Tres Cool

      It started as 125 lbs, but after the fisherman’s “finders fee” and the cop’s take, only 74 lbs were left.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Dread and ominous foreboding

    Last year, when House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy asked then-Rep. Tom Graves, R-Ga., to help lead a new committee charged with investigating how to modernize the U.S. House, Graves cynically turned him down.

    “I had declined it with the — I guess it’s a sad acceptance, that this was just going to be another failed attempt by Congress to say they’re going to do something that they ultimately don’t do,” Graves said. “And boy, was I pleasantly surprised by the outcome and the work of this committee.”

    He relented, and along with Rep. Derek Kilmer, D-Wash., set out with a joint mandate to examine ways to make the House more modern, more efficient, and more bipartisan. Kilmer knew it would not be easy.

    ——-

    After nearly two years, the six Democrats and six Republicans on the Select Committee on the Modernization of Congress put out a final report in October with 97 unanimous recommendations on how to change the House.

    A lot of them involve logistics, like how to better schedule committee hearings. Others are more controversial, like bringing back some form of earmark spending; and some might elicit eye rolls, like designating bipartisan space in the Capitol where lawmakers can just hang out.

    Bipartisanship. Better stock up on lube.

    • Tres Cool

      “help lead a new committee charged with investigating how to modernize the U.S. House..”

      Didnt those assholes include in the covid bill $89M for them to get new furniture for the senate?

    • rhywun

      more efficient

      I don’t like the sound of that one bit.

    • Gustave Lytton

      How about a guillotine for Congress critters that violate the Constitution and their oathes?

    • l0b0t

      …designating bipartisan space in the Capitol where lawmakers can just hang out.

      They already have a giant dining room, and several (former) smoking lounges in the Capitol building and also duplicative facilities over in the Rayburn Building, the Longworth House, and the Cannon Building. How much more lazy-ass hang-out space do they need?

      • DEG

        Those were all created a hundred years ago and the signs are in a language no one can read. Have pity on our Congresscritters!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The “yes” arguments are clearly expressed, while the “no” arguments are based on bad models, questionable statistics, and feelz.

    Even idiot politicians understand that they need a functioning economy to leech from, don’t they?

    Imagine my surprise.

    First rule of Parasite Club: “Don’t Kill the Host”.

    • Suthenboy

      I think y’all are greatly underestimating how much contempt they have for us.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Our man in Cloud Cuckoo Land

    You don’t need a doctorate in ethical philosophy to think that now might be a good time to tax and redistribute some of the top’s riches to the hard-hit below. The UK is already considering an emergency tax on wealth.

    The president-elect has rejected a wealth tax, but maybe he should be even more ambitious and seek to change economic thinking altogether.

    The practical alternative to trickle-down economics might be called build-up economics. Not only should the rich pay for today’s devastating crisis but they should also invest in the public’s long-term wellbeing. The rich themselves would benefit from doing so, as would everyone else.

    That sounds about right.

    • R C Dean

      Wealth tax = capital destruction.

      What could possibly go wrong?

    • mrfamous

      That whole thing is just filled with flat-out lies. Here’s a single paragraph:

      “But starting in the 1980s, America retreated from public investment. The result is crumbling infrastructure, inadequate schools, wildly dysfunctional healthcare and public health systems and a shrinking core of basic research. Productivity has plummeted.”

      None of that (except maybe the schools, and even then no) is remotely true.

      God Reich sucks. My only guess as to why he gets such a pass is people feel sorry for him. The fucker bitches about income inequality for 30 years all the while making a god-damned fortune himself for simply telling the socialists what they want to hear.

      • Ted S.

        He says things people like to hear.

      • kbolino

        And that they like to hear these things is indicative of why the situation is “so bad” in the first place. Inflation-adjusted per capita government revenue and spending are up across the board since well before the 1980s. We do not have a revenue problem, and insofar as it concerns “infrastructure”, we don’t hardly have a (not enough) spending problem. The key problem we have, which is plainly evident in Reich’s laser-like focus on confiscating more of other people’s money, is the widespread belief that problems are solved by spending more money, and exacerbated any time too much money sits unspent. Well, we have spent more money. Lots more money. More money, indeed, than we have collected, and so we have expanded the money supply to spend even more of it. In the case of education, we’ve tripled the amount of money spent. It hasn’t done a damn thing (except spend more money). In the case of healthcare, spending (both government and private) has increased six-fold. While healthcare is significantly more advanced now than it was 40 years ago in many ways, much of the spending has gone toward increases in non-novel expenditures. We didn’t have MRIs forty years ago but we did have stitches; the availability of the MRI doesn’t explain the greatly increased cost for other things.

        Reich is not so crass as Warren to admit that “the metric is money” but his underlying belief is the same. As with the disease and climate models we’ve seen lately, the actual results are irrelevant. The process is the point, and the outcomes can only either prove we’re doing the right thing, so we need to spend more because there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing, or we were waylaid by reactionary forces and/or insufficient commitment, and of course the only way to overcome those setbacks is also by spending more.

    • Suthenboy

      I was thinking Friedman….but Reich writing for the Guardian is no surprise.

  36. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m alive, You are all insane,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nicco’s a cool guy

  37. l0b0t

    On last night’s Zoomie, I mentioned the odd sports stuff I’ve been watching. Here is some – https://youtu.be/nZg4XnMjtwY

  38. KOVIDKristen

    I never got the box o’ Christmas cookies that an acquaintance usually sends. Now I have no idea if it got lost at USPS, or if she took me off her cookie list.

    If I’m no longer on the cookie list, 2020 just reached it’s peak.

    • hayeksplosives

      Some people continue to live under the delusion that food carries Covid-19. So maybe your friend was discouraged from sharing home baked goods this year.

      • KOVIDKristen

        Oh, she definitely baked & sent them. She’s a semi-professional food blogger, so she posts about the whole process of making the cookies. About 10,000 of them!

      • slumbrew

        Ghosting you on the cookies would be bullshit, so I chose to blame USPS.

        (Still haven’t gotten the holiday cards we ordered in late November. Or my wife’s Christmas present, ordered on the 7th)

    • Ted S.

      Did she get a USPS tracking number for the parcel?

      I mentioned yesterday that the DVDs I sent my sisters spent a week stuck in Rochester NY, apparently because fuck you that’s why.

      • slumbrew

        The package I sent my niece in Tacoma left Boston on the 18th and is in… Jacksonville, FL. Still.

      • KOVIDKristen

        She may have a tracking #, but she doesn’t share them with the individual people who get the packages. I don’t want to ask her, because I don’t want to put her in the position to have to say “yeah, I took you off the list”. If she did take me off the list, I’d be sad to not get cookies anymore, but she may need to cull her list from time to time.

  39. hayeksplosives

    Let’s see. We have:

    Buccaneers at Lions
    49ers vs Cardinals
    Dolphins vs Raiders

    I think this will be the one game that Miami wins this season.

    • slumbrew

      Dolphins are 9-5, second in the AFC East. They’re not bad at all.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh, I need coffee. I mentally hung the Jets tag around the poor Fins. My bad.

      • slumbrew

        Easy mistake – the game the Jets should have won (before the Rams upset) was against the Raiders.

        Jets DC got himself fired for screwing up that game in the weaning seconds

      • slumbrew

        Waning*

      • hayeksplosives

        I wonder how long Raiders Nation is willing to give to Gruden.

    • limey

      Go fish!

    • hayeksplosives

      Found the games on Fubo.

      All set now. Time for breakfast!

    • rhywun

      The second games reads “Amazon/Twitch” here. WTF. Streaming only?

      • Ted S.

        Yup. Amazon Prime only from what I read; I don’t do streaming.

    • rhywun

      lolwtf

    • But Enough About My "Essential Retiree" Status

      Hah! I’ve been watching these videos off-and-on for the last couple of months or so. They’re surprisingly addictive. (Much like the “Western” food they keep getting given to eat.)

  40. KOVIDKristen

    I’m totally enamored of this design of the counter top ice maker I got from my neighbor. Once the ice is made, it’s pushed into a basket that sits right over the water reservoir, so as the ice melts, it drips back into the machine, which then proceeds to make more ice from the drippings. I used a fuckton of ice last night, and I still had about cups of water in the reservoir this morning.

    • KOVIDKristen

      Is this even a question (with apologies to Limey)?

      (don’t mind me – I’m very, very bitter about the state of the UK)

      • l0b0t

        I would rather a plain russet-coated captain who knows what he fights for and loves what he knows, than any 10 whom you call Gentlemen, who are all that and nothing else.” – Oliver Cromwell

  41. westernsloper

    Run to town done. They dropped the price of prime rib after Christmas as I suspected (sale price of $5.70 down to $5.30), but I didn’t get one. I can’t justify $40 for a hunk of meat even though I love it.

    Old guy music is good today. The best jazz gets over quick.

    • l0b0t

      We were sold out last night and the sale ended yesterday. I was bellyaching about it to the meat manager and he walked to the back and came back with stack of rain-checks. Now I don’t have to wait until the Easter sale.