In Support of Healing and Unity

by | Jan 26, 2021 | Music, Musings, Society | 253 comments

As with many Americans, my emotions have been on a roller coaster, steadily increasing from the time the words WuFlu were first uttered, through riots, an election for the ages, a mob scene at the federal capital and the resulting removal of right wingers from (im?)polite society. I’ve been angry at the hypocrisy, frustrated by the gas-lighting, worried about a potential collapse of the economy on par with the Great Depression, and worst of all, sad about the future my three pre-teen to early teen kids will have.

With all of that happening, I try to grab some light-hearted music to play on my Bluetooth earplugs at work. Mainstream radio-driven country music from the last decade is mostly vacuous garbage, but there are some ok tunes. I happened to find an old playlist of mine called ‘New Country’ from about five years ago. I think I made this one for our road trip to South Carolina to keep the kids happy. Anyway, a couple songs popped up that made me think of current events in a bit different way.

First, let’s listen to what may be the song that most perfectly encompasses my thoughts and feelings about current events and life in general. The video is worth watching, if only once. It’s ‘cute’.

Lyrics:
Taking down your neighbor won’t take you any higher
I burned my own damn finger poking someone else’s fire
I’ve never gotten taller making someone else feel small
If you ain’t got nothing nice to say don’t say nothing at all

Chorus:
Just hoe your own row and raise your own babies
Smoke your own smoke and grow your own daisies
Mend your own fences and own your own crazy
Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy
Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy

Nobody’s perfect, we’ve all lost and we’ve all lied
Most of us have cheated the rest of us have tried
The holiest of the holy even slip from time to time
We’ve all got dirty laundry hanging on the line

Repeat Chorus

Pouring salt in my sugar won’t make yours any
Pissing in my yard ain’t gonna make yours any greener*
I wouldn’t know about the rocks in your shoes
So I’ll just do me and honey you can just do you

* This is my favorite line and seeing it come out of such an innocent looking woman adds the cherry on top.

Frankly, I could drop the mike at this point, but there is another song that many would do well to take to heart right now. !!Watch the video!! It’s hilarious!

 

Lyrics:

We ain’t East, we ain’t West
We ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white
We just came here to drink
We’re all mud flap suburbans
All ball caps and turbans
All prom queens and strippers
Where the whole kitchen sink and then here,
We’re the same, everyone knows your name

We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s ass
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans

We ain’t second ex wives,
We ain’t cowboys or redskins
We ain’t preachers or kingpins
We’re just having fun
We’re all suits in blue collars
Short orders long hollers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
CEOs, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs

And we raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s ass
If your belly’s too fat, or your wallet’s too thin
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans

We been in, we been out
we been cool, we been weird
Thank God we’re still here
In the land of the free
And we all, singin’ wrong
But we all sing along
Sing along

We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s ass
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans

In these neon lights
We’re all stars we’re all stripes
And We’re all drunk Americans

I had a couple more, but better to keep the audience wanting, amirite?! Hopefully this added a little fun to your day since we could all use it. I’m not a religious person, but let me leave you with the words of the great philosopher Billy Currington:

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

P.S. Copying links sent me down a rabbit hole. Billy Currington has some funny videos. Dog lovers and hen-pecked husbands (among others) will like this one. I also dug up some underground, never before seen footage of a yokel Glib get together.

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Stillhunter

Stillhunter

I'm just tryin' to be a simple man.

253 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I’m making Firsting great again after UCS soiled the spot it in the PM links. It’s like wearing a pair of someone else’s shit stained underwear right now. Just feel dirty, but it has to be done. I’m healing the First.

    • Aus

      KEEP FIRSTING GREAT!

      • rhywun

        ?

      • Mojeaux

        LOL

    • dbleagle

      She has some winners.

    • Stillhunter

      A couple of hers were on the list. She’s got some spunk.

    • dontreadonme

      Went on a date with her once upon a time. Was annoyed b y how much she talked about how great she was. Like many in the biz she seems very insecure despite having accomplished so much. I guess it’s human nature and it’s perverted when you are surrounded by people kissing the ground you walk on and know you don’t deserve it. It makes for some amazing accomplishments, but a shitty personal life.

  2. Aus

    Interesting songs that I would have never likely heard, I like the first one more.

    Regarding Toby Keith’s song, community bars/restaurants are absolutely essential to humanity and perhaps immoral to think otherwise. Comradery saves lives!

    • Stillhunter

      I think an added benefit for the politicians is the fact that people aren’t talking about these issues in person in relaxed, fun settings where relationships are built upon. If they were, I think most of this shit would go away essentially.

    • DEG

      Regarding Toby Keith’s song, community bars/restaurants are absolutely essential to humanity and perhaps immoral to think otherwise. Comradery saves lives!

      Seconded.

  3. westernsloper

    Fucken rednecks. Who let this guy in?

    Kacey Musgraves has a great voice as well as some nice drumsticks.

    • westernsloper

      Also, thanks for the post Stillhunter.

      • Stillhunter

        You’re welcome. It was fun.

    • KromulentKristen

      sloper is a leg & thigh man

      • straffinrun

        KFCK.

      • Hyperion

        He forgot Ass. Never forget Ass.

      • westernsloper

        She didn’t show her ass.

      • limey

        We can only assume that she has one. She’s a keen equestrian. Girls that ride horses usually seem to have excellent glutes.

      • Hyperion

        You guess that by the legs and ass. You just know it.

      • straffinrun

        Dude, that’s the horse’s.

      • Animal

        Girls that ride horses usually seem to have excellent glutes.

        Can confirm.

  4. KromulentKristen

    Love them biscuits!

    • rhywun

      I made a couple biscuits with my dinner.

    • Mojeaux

      I really don’t like biscuits. They’re invariably too dry.

      • KromulentKristen

        I like KFC biscuits

        *hides from all the southerners*

      • wdalasio

        If you must do fast food biscuits, I’d suggest Bojangles’. I don’t know what it is, but they’re always moist and flavorful.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Hardee’s does the best biscuits, it is known.

      • robc

        There is a McDonalds off I-64 just before you pass out of KY into WV. Clearly an employee said, “I don’t know what the hell these are, but they aint biscuits”, threw what McDs sent away and made their own. I use to stop there every time I passed (which wasn’t that often), just to get a sausage biscuit with those biscuits.

      • Mojeaux

        Hardees. Hardees’ biscuits are the only ones I could call “good”.

      • Not Adahn

        You misspelled Church’s.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve never even seen one of those, what region are they in?

      • Gender Traitor

        We have them here in Ohio. They’re primarily fried chicken.

      • Not Adahn

        Locally, there is a place that makes legitimately good biscuits: Sweet Mimi’s in downtown Saratoga.

        Of course, they also charge $4.50 a piece for them so they’d better be flippin’ good.

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t know the full extent of their range. They’re a chicken chain, much less common that KFC, and less common than Popeyes. I don’t know if their territories overlap with Bojangles or not, sinct I’ve never seen both in the same towns.

        I’ve seen Church’s in Central TX, Austin, and OK.

      • Animal

        You just need fresh butter, and plenty of it. Honey’s good too.

        Dammit. Now I’m all hungry.

      • pistoffnick

        “…too dry.”

        Mohr buttah. Mohr buttahmilk

  5. straffinrun

    I used to think down home country boys days were numbered, but you could make a lot of money selling shit kickers in SF.

    • westernsloper

      The ones who have figured it out have no numbered days.

  6. trshmnstr the terrible

    never before seen footage of a yokel Glib get together.

    Best comment: “wow, I cant believe they made a cup about a song”

  7. Don escaped Qanon

    Glibs WeatherThon for Wednesday

    > losers: Kansas City pays for their recent win
    > median: Richmond
    > winner: New Orleans

    psychrometric chart

    > don’t count: Honolulu, Phoenix

    • dbleagle

      Lacist!!!!!

      • Don escaped Qanon

        you boys got it good all the time

        maybe I let y’all win once a month just so you can rub it in?

  8. Fourscore

    Good stuff, Still Hunter. This past year has had a lot of down days, not so many ups, but we keep on keepin’ on. The days are getting longer and brighter. I’m a little more optimistic than some. The left will soon discover that all the BS affects them and their families as well, it’s not just punishment for the rest of us.

    When I was a much younger man (kid) the Fourscores were pretty much bottom shelf, economically speaking. Often in the nice weather, on a Sunday, my Mom would pack a picnic lunch and the family would get in the clunker car and go somewhere for a drive. To a fish hatchery, the zoo, arboretum, somewhere with no admission fee. Have our picnic lunch, us kids would run around like kids do.

    I tried to do that with my own kids, although often was an admission fee but to the caves near Austin, 6 Flags or the African animal park near Dallas, out to a lake and fish from the bank. I’m not sure much of that was going on this past year, cell phones, video games, whatever , may be the new pastimes. Thanks for your music, a good reminder..

    • rhywun

      The days are getting longer and brighter.

      I notice it more now that I am WFH. And really appreciating it. I can’t wait for some extra daylight after work.

      • Ted S.

        That’s what daylight saving time is for.

    • Stillhunter

      We try to do similar things that are low cost with our kids. Anyone with 3 kids knows how much it costs to eat out or go to a major attraction.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      the caves near Austin, 6 Flags or the African animal park near Dallas, out to a lake and fish from the bank. I’m not sure much of that was going on this past year

      I can assure you it still is. We just went to the Dallas zoo last Monday. I’ve had the 3 year old out fishing 3 or 4 times since summer. We went camping with the telescope during the jupiter-saturn conjunction in December. Trips to the park are a multiple per week occurrence.

      There are still things we wish would return to normal and the mask culture makes some things harder, but kids are still kids, and the outlets are still available for them to have fun, at least here in Texas.

    • Brochettaward

      Teachers think they’re more important than the people working at grocery stores. That should be the headline.

    • EvilSheldon

      I dance better than that four drinks into a YouTube Duran Duran binge…

    • KromulentKristen

      The replies are excellent

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah, they might have misread the room a little bit there…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think you should perform an interpretative dance to show us how you feel.

    • Not an Economist

      They are not social distancing. Nor are they wearing masks.

      They might as well admit that want to kill their students.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dammit! I was scrolling down to say that.

    • westernsloper

      *deletes comment that should only be said on the zooms

      • straffinrun

        One zoom, I would’ve added the word “facedown”.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Those who can do, those who can’t post terrible interpretative dance videos on Twitter. They need a good oldtime type Chicago union goon to have a little discussion with whoever greenlighted that shit.

      • dbleagle

        “Nobody should have to risk their life for their livelihood.”

        Somebody should tell RR switching yard workers, firefighters, infantrymen, blast furnace workers, commercial fishermen, sky diving instructors, etc. that they are doing it wrong.

      • Mojeaux

        Check your male privilege, dbl.

      • Don escaped Qanon

        Nora Ephron would talk about how men were wonderful and did all these things she didn’t want to do and it was part of the rich balance of life. . . not that I entirely disagree.

        But I always saw it the other way (very similar to the anti-trust critique): if women had had greater roles in many industries earlier, lots of things would have been outsmarted instead of out-muscled. Maybe skyscrapers should be pre-fab out of fiberglass; maybe 90% of combat should be done by drones; etc………but we’ll never know how it could have been because half the brains in the country didn’t participate because of the inertia of heavy labor.

      • Mojeaux

        I would say that until the Pill, the other half was busy having and rearing children. Pregnancy brain is real, yo, and kids are a handful. Probably not a whole lot of deep thinking going on.

      • Don escaped Qanon

        Sure: I’m not gunning for anyone.

        I just see how design evolves. No one thinks about some idea, then someone finally does it and then everyone thinks it’s so obvious.

        Suspension bridges replace bending elements, pneumatic tires replace solid wheels, detergents replace soap, three blades on a razor, LED bulbs . . . at some point, at some scale, at some price, an idea breaks through and then kids don’t even know it was ever any other way.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh no, I understand totally. I didn’t think you were gunning for anybody.

        My reply to dbleagle lacked a sarc tag.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Saturation divers.

        There’s a goddamn good reason they start at $35K a MONTH.

    • DEG

      “Potentially sensitive content”?

      I expect I will be disappointed.

      /starts viewing

      That is some shitty dancing and a shitty song.

      Safety cultists and Covid cultists can go fuck themselves.

      • DEG

        Eye and ear bleach

        Frankie Manning was 93 or 94 and Dawn Hampton was about 80 when this was filmed. Both are now dead. RIP.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Prediction: They’ll feel safe as soon as Biden throws a bunch of money at their Union.

    • one true athena

      Comment in a different teacher/covid/fuckery thread had the interesting theory that I think i agree with — part of the massive pushback in blue cities from the teachers unions is how WFH is a status thing and “essential workers” are the pitiable working class, and these teachers can’t stand tangentially being like them.

      Granted, I think Getting Mo’ Money is also a part of it, but the virulent goalpost shifting and tapdancing for every excuse suggests a deeper problem than just holding the city hostage for funding.

      • Don escaped Qanon

        funding

        Almost no one looks at their situation and says: I am the reason I am not making the money that I want.

        It’s always something, somebody else. Some are lucky, some work hard, some are brilliant, but sitting on your ass bitching ain’t never made anyone a buck.

      • Playa Manhattan

        Part of it is status, and part of it is seeing how far they can push things during a pandemic that they already wanted to do anyway.

    • Stillhunter

      Lol.

  9. limey

    I like Kacey Musgraves. Good postin’, stillhunter.

    • Stillhunter

      Thanks. She seems fun. But who knows for sure?!

    • Mojeaux

      Daaaaayyyyyaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn.

      • westernsloper

        Those guys kill it and it comes up in my Utube recommendations often But, if you like bluegrass give that a try.

      • pistoffnick

        Yonder Mountain String Band! Nice.

        If’n you need some pickin’ music, there is a festival in the middle of nowhere: https://www.wvfest.com/

      • KromulentKristen

        That’s fucking awesome

      • PudPaisley

        Not bluegrass, but a funny video with some more Finlanders.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbjLOem2Qg

        Based on the comments, this is some kind of hit in Japan. Oh, and the bass player Pekka Pohjola is one of the best bass players most people never heard of. He’s killing it on this parody song.

      • PudPaisley

        That was fantastic! I laughed my ass off.

    • Animal

      Yeah, I disagree with him on almost anything but hope he comes out OK. I don’t wish serious illness on anyone.

    • zwak

      Oh, that could move the senate to 49-50. And THAT would be interesting right now.

      • DEG

        Vermont’s governor is a Republican, though of the RINO variety. He is allowed, under Vermont law, to appoint a temporary replacement if a US Senate seat becomes vacant. A special election for a replacement must be held within six months of the vacancy.

      • zwak

        That is a window to vote on senate rules that Kamalamadingdong has zero say during.

        Like I said, very interesting.

    • Brochettaward

      I mean, I don’t get why it’s so bad to wish terrible things on terrible people. The guy has been a parasite throughout his adult life.

      • Mojeaux

        “We are each the villain in someone else’s story.”

        Meaning, I totally expect there are people out there who wish bad things upon me.

      • Not Adahn

        Just make a twitter account if you’d like to meet some of them.

      • blackjack

        Being the kind of person to wish harm upon others is detrimental to one’s soul. It doesn’t change the victims circumstance, it changes the wisher’s.

      • Brochettaward

        Laughing at the misfortune of rotten people leaves me feeling fine, personally. No soul-damage here.

      • straffinrun

        Conan heartily disagrees. Of course, I never knew what a lamentation was.

      • Gadfly

        I wish the most terrible thing on terrible people: that they would grow a conscience.

    • creech

      Governor of Vermont, Phil Scott, is a Republican. So if Leahy croaked….? Scott, however, won re-election in 2020 with 69% of the vote, in a state easily carried by Biden, so one wonders how “RINO” a senator appointment would be.

      • leon

        “RINO” a senator appointment would be.

        Mitt Romney Takes notes on where to carpet bag next if he is ousted in his next primary.

    • leon

      Wait? why isn’t Roberts presiding the Impeachment Trial?

      • kinnath

        Chief Justice only presides for the trial of the president. Trump isn’t president. So sayeth Roberts.

      • leon

        Nice, So Roberts pretty much opined that he is doubtful of the constitutionality of this.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        That’s definitely my take.

        Or, since he’s not obligated to justify himself, he’s saying he’s not going to touch that steaming pile of shit with a 10m pole regardless of whether it’s constitutional or not.

      • Not an Economist

        Chief Justice only has to preside over the impeachment of the President. Trump isn’t President anymore. I don’t know who made the decision that Roberts wasn’t going to preside over the Impeachment Trial but it came out a couple of days ago.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Roberts also got it in his head that his job is to maintain the reputation of the Supreme Court. Not realizing ruling against the Constitution undermines it. Regardless he knows there would be no winning this regardless of his decisions on the case.

    • pistoffnick

      I admire Dolly. She has overcome great tragedies and done great things, but I can’t stand her voice. IMMEDIATE RADIO STATION CHANGE.

      • Mojeaux

        You are correct, sir!

  10. Animal

    But then, if it’s country music you want, you only need two words:

    George. Strait.

    • Hyperion

      George Strait. Just listen at that name! Strait! Do you know what the means! He hates gays and baby penguins and puppies of color! He’s a Nazi! Fucking Nazi, no wonder you like it. Confess your sins, Nazi!

  11. pistoffnick

    Thanks, stillhunter. It’s nice to see some country music fans up in hier.

  12. Hyperion

    This dude is the best country I’ve heard in a long time.

    Beer Never Broke My Heart

    Glorified Pop you say? Isn’t it all? Oh, and with a redneck accent, almost forgot the best part.

    • straffinrun

      That is what articulate looks like.

    • DEG

      Not bad.

    • pistoffnick

      A deer camp favorite!

  13. Sensei

    Work got busy and I took the opportunity to unplug. What did I miss? 😉

  14. KromulentKristen

    Goodnight, Glibs!

    • DEG

      Goodnight!

      It’s time for me to drop off for the night.

      • Brochettaward

        Fine. Go. Both of you. We don’t need you, anyway.

  15. Brochettaward

    Unity is when Democrats agree and have power.

    ‘Unity also is trying to get at a minimum, if you pass a piece of legislation that breaks down on party lines but it gets passed, it doesn’t mean there wasn’t unity. It just means it wasn’t bipartisan,’ Biden said.

    • rhywun

      Oh lordy, it’s going to be a fun ride.

    • leon

      Unity is when all of us people who agree with each other agree.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      He picked the figure after House Democrats called for $2,000 checks but a bill negotiated in the last days of the Trump administration sent out $600 checks.

      Right, he did the math all by himself.

      • Brochettaward

        I’m surprised the Dems aren’t just going to try and ram through $2,000. It’s not like they care about the debt or have any qualms about handing out free shit.

      • Urthona

        They want to pass a whole heaping pile of other horrid shit too. If it were just the $2000 Republicans would even vote for it.

    • Chafed

      Continuing his streak as a gaffe machine.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        ?
        I haven’t seen any media reports about his “gaffes”.

  16. Tres Cool

    If you’re going to make proper biscuits, you must use White Lilly flour. It is known.

  17. Ownbestenemy

    Ugh. Pretty sure son has strep throat. Telemedicine says probably strep throat.

    Clinic wont give strep test without a covid test…cant get covid test without appointment…

    So we will home treat I guess until I can get him into primary care doc rather than you know…treat what you can clearly see.

    • pistoffnick

      Trust in the SCIENCE!, OBE. They know what is best for you and your family.

    • DEG

      Sorry. I hope he gets well soon.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks. Telemedicine doc said we took the most detailed photo possible without actually being there. Well ya…we want you to see it.

    • Playa Manhattan

      They won’t call in antibiotics without a strep test????

      • CPRM

        Super bugs, like COVID, come from too many people using antibiotics willy-nilly!

      • Playa Manhattan

        If you were a cow, you could have antibiotics with every meal.

    • R C Dean

      Urgent care?

      • Ownbestenemy

        It was CVS urgent care. I have an appointment to see primary tomorrow.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      “They say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!” /Dave Attell

  18. DEG

    I am a sober American right now, not a drunk American.

    It’s a personal failing.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I just got some Bullit and might get into that tonight.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hawt

    • Rothbardsbitch

      There is a hot woman trapped somewhere in there just waiting to break out suppressed by the patriarchy I suppose. Or maybe she needs the patriarchy to bring it out of her.

      • Don escaped Qanon

        +1 Andrea Dworkin

      • Scruffy Nerfherder
      • straffinrun

        I would never judge a book by its cover. I’d just burn it instead.

    • Brochettaward

      She looks like a teenage boy who never went through puberty. So, if that’s your thing.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’ll be in my vomitorium.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why would you be standing in a stadium exit?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Would hit it with my purse and run away screaming.

    • Don escaped Qanon

      A poorly-managed Arkansas is just too high a price for America to pay. Ima gonna pray on this.

    • straffinrun

      That music belongs in porn.

  19. straffinrun

    If we would just get back to good old values like gumption and sticktoitivous, all our problems would be solved. The values of our forefathers shall fall like lightning from Valhalla and the warfare/welfare state will disintegrate like a puff of vape.

    Basically, what my tradcon friends believe.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Couldn’t hurt!

      *rereads mid morning Glib post*

      Uh….

      • straffinrun

        Doesn’t hurt. Just that they got causation backwards.

    • CPRM

      Sounds like hooey, if not down right malarkey!

    • straffinrun

      Muh roads, muh national defense, muh retarded niece. Glad he’s out there spreading the word, but I can’t sit through Groundhog Day again.

      • db

        I think the real victims in all of this are the Olympic athletes and the condom suppliers to Olympic athletes.

      • grrizzly

        My grandpa was the managing director of a rowing training facility that developed a number of Olympic medalists. The boycott of the Olympics in 1984 was quite painful.

  20. db

    Taking a floater and skiing tomorrow!

    • slumbrew

      Taking a floater

      13-year-old me has comments ready to go…

      • db

        I figured there would only be one way to get my comment acknowledged…

    • CPRM

      Taking a floater

      Before or after the skiing? The real problem would be during the skiing I guess…

      • db

        Too many layers of pants to drop ’em amd squat, so just squat I guess.

    • Brochettaward

      There’s a few Glibs who stick things up their asses for fun, but for the rest of us this is even worse.

      • pan fried wylie

        ^^nosepicker

    • rhywun

      I honestly can’t tell if this is satire or not.

      • pan fried wylie

        If you can touch your elbow with the tip of your tongue, it’s satire.

  21. Stillhunter

    It sounds like some of you watched the videos and enjoyed them. Thanks all and good night.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I liked Toby Keith before he started cutting his hair short.

    • PudPaisley

      I liked the first one. Good post.

  22. Playa Manhattan

    I asked for advice on building a PC the other night (it’s been at least 13 years since I’ve done it).

    I can’t believe how many things have changed, and how many things haven’t.

    And, why in the hell would a motherboard have 2 Mini DisplayPort INPUTS?

    • pan fried wylie

      inputs? some sort of daisy chain capability? what make/model are you looking at?

      • Playa Manhattan

        Yes. Just figured it out.

        The motherboard has thunderbolt out.

        If the GFX card has DisplayPort out, it’s routed through the motherboard and converted to thunderbolt, where it can be daisy chained.

      • CPRM

        Thunderbolt is still a thing on PCs? I thought only Macs were beholden to that claptrap anymore.

      • Playa Manhattan

        It should be.

        When I connect my laptop, 1 cord gets me charging power, 10gig ethernet, 4K video on 2 monitors, and RAID 0 array.

    • CPRM

      weird video capture shit ‘Let’s Play’ Fortnite Twitch bitcoin miners use for RSS?

  23. KSuellington

    Today I did a job for a guy wearing two masks. He was also vaccinated the day before and was doing a terrible job of mask hygiene by continually adjusting and touching the two of them. He commented that my neck gaiter wasn’t very useful. I replied back that social distancing was more effective as he was hovering around me the whole time I was working. On the ride away to the next place I thought how wonderful it would have been if Trump had gone in on the mask thing back in April. “There’s even people who are making these masks, amazing really. Trump Masks they say, that’s right, it’s the best cloth. You wouldn’t believe how soft it is, like it’s not even there. And they’re beautiful, both the masks and those that Americans that make them. You’d all look very good wearing them.”

    The mask bullshit would have ended a lot sooner.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Maybe next time he should wear 3…no wait, 4 masks. It would be 4 billion times effective.

      • KSuellington

        3 is the new 2 they say.

        I could go with no pieces of flair.

    • Akira

      Trump Masks they say, that’s right, it’s the best cloth. You wouldn’t believe how soft it is, like it’s not even there. And they’re beautiful, both the masks and those that Americans that make them. You’d all look very good wearing them.”

      The mask bullshit would have ended a lot sooner.

      They would have referenced the numerous studies that found that surgical masks have no impact in infection rates. Then they would have pored over all of Trump’s investments until they found some sliver of ownership in a company that makes fabric that might be used in some types of surgical masks, which would of course be presented as rock-solid evidence (and grounds for impeachment) that he’s trying to force the public to buy ineffective masks to enrich himself.

      • KSuellington

        You would think that with the never before in history availability of information that more people would have picked up that the whole masking thing has been less than effective. For me, the mask thing is one of the worst parts of this whole shitshow. There are decades of studies that show that masks don’t do anything to prevent the flu in most situations and especially in a non clinical setting. For the next decade criminals are going to be taking advantage of masking. That is only one of the negatives, they dehumanize people. We need to see people’s faces for a reason. We are still just naked apes.

    • grrizzly

      You might overestimate Trump’s impact. The mask thing is bigger than Trump. In Europe they were imposing bans on masks’ exports in February 2020.

  24. Ownbestenemy

    It is late but more fun with neighbors. Topic tonight is executive orders. I explained that EOs are acceptable in that they direct executive level departments to operate how they see fit under the construct of the law that governs them. That is as far as I got. They were lost. I drank more bourbon.

    • Tejicano

      Were they lost because you needed more Bourbon to catch up with them?

  25. Sean

    Mornin.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Howdy,

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Sean & Yu.

      • l0b0t

        Good morning GT. I saw your response about the fellow who penned Bud adverts; that’s really cool. I find jingle writing to be fascinating and impressive.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks! He was a bit of an advertising genius, but always considered himself first and foremost a salesman. (I’m told he also wrote the text at the top of the Bud label: “This is the famous Budweiser beer…”)

      • UnCivilServant

        Morning, GT. How are things in your neck of the woods?

      • Gender Traitor

        Morning, UCS. OK, though after going to the Y yesterday for the first time in over a month, I’m a bit stiff this morning. Howzabout you?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m stressed at work and have this irrational fear that I’ve driven you off with the scrap anthology.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, not at all! My reading time tends to evaporate during the work week, but I have a hair appointment today, so I might have time to get a little further this afternoon.

        Hope work calms down for you.

      • UnCivilServant

        I just checked my calendar – only two hours not filled with meetings (fun /sarc). After-hours work tomorrow (but slightly fewer meetings). And managers asking this week for time-consuming information collection due last week.

      • Gender Traitor

        This week at my job is all about plowing through the mountain of returned mail (mostly month- and quarter-end statements,) flagging accounts in the system, sending e-mails if we have e-dresses, etc. The kind of task that puts the tedium back into monotony. Made progress yesterday though. Maybe get close to caught up by week’s end? Then start over with payroll & month-end on Monday. : /

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        How goes it GT?

      • Gender Traitor

        See reply to UCS above. How are you? Are you still mushroom farming, or am I behind the times?

  26. Tres Cool

    ‘sup fam

    TALL CANS !

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Tall Coffee from the mushroom farm!

    • Gender Traitor

      ‘sup, Homey? How’s the weather out there?

      • Tres Cool

        Cold and damp.

        I dont know if we’re expected to get snow or not.

      • Tres Cool

        For the record, Gabrielle Enright checks most of my boxes.

  27. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just spilled coffee in my lap, what a mess!

    • Gender Traitor

      Hope it wasn’t too hot! : (

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You should sue.

      • UnCivilServant

        “The Case of Yusef vs Yusef’s Coffee is now in session.”

      • Sean

        Heh.

      • Gender Traitor

        But does he have grounds to sue?

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s no remedy the court can offer, but the coffee has terrible representation.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yusef has standing, but if he’d been standing, the spill wouldn’t have been so much of a problem.

      • Tres Cool

        Counsel always arrives latte to court ?

  28. Yusef drives a Kia

    Cold, dry, except for my pants,

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *waggles eyebrows*

      • limey

        That is, after all, what she said.

        Morning all.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good (checks int’l time) afternoon, limey.

  29. Sean

    FUCK THE USPS.

    That missing car payment bill due 12/29/20 just showed up in yesterday’s mail.

    Fucking assholes.

  30. Sean
    • Toxteth O'Grady

      We demand a million helicopters and a dollar!

    • Tres Cool

      I think Mr. Magoo had it more together than Joe does.