The Mother Sauces: Espagnole (Brown) Sauce

by | Feb 11, 2021 | Cooking, Food & Drink, LifeSkills, Recipes | 273 comments

I have a confession.  I’ve never made espagnole- or brown- sauce before.  So, I read a bunch a recipes and went for it, including making my own stock (I’d done that before.)  I am mostly following the Spruce Eats version.  I wanted to follow a recipe because we are trying to show the official versions of the mother sauces. I made my own stock because this is “a project”. But you should feel free to use purchased stock.  Just choose something with low or no salt as you will be reducing the stock and it could end up too salty if you are not careful.

KK and I decided to serve rib eye steaks and steak house type sides with our sauce, which gave me the opportunity to show off my Game of Thrones-esque steak knives.

That’s a moose!

 

Here we go:

 

The sauce was delicious (as were the steaks and sides).  I’m not sure I would make it again for anything other than a dinner party/holiday feast as this took a long time.  Escoffier is writing for restaurant chefs who prepare the sauces early in the day and have time to tend to their sauces.  If I were to make it again, I would go a little easier on the tomato and maybe add another bay leaf.

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273 Comments

  1. westernsloper

    and maybe add another bay leaf.

    Nice. I just added bay leaves to my Wmart pickup order. I don’t really need anything except sorority girl juice but I am too lazy too walk to the back of the store and I can think of $35 worth of food at the drop of a hat.

    • limey

      I am too lazy to walk to the back of the store

      Do Walmart have mobility scooters you can borrow? Like, you just find a member of staff and say you have a condition that means you can’t walk and shop at the same time, and they say “oh you poor dear”, and bring out a mighty electric steed on which you can gracefully traverse the aisles?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Illusions of America…………..

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        At Walmart, you just grab a fresh, sanitized scooter and off you go! no questions asked, and it’s better than having a bunch of waddling slowpokes clogging up the aisles

      • limey

        If you have a motorcycle can you just ride directly into the store?

      • blackjack

        Yes, but you’d better be going pretty fast.

      • commodious spittoon

        “It could have been a scene ripped straight from the Bourne Ultimatum.”

        Shaky cam and all.

      • westernsloper

        I’m not going to say it doesn’t happen, but I am not that guy. I take advantage of the services offered without fraud. They bring the shit to my car.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        You order Shit from Walmart?
        /21st Century I guess,

      • blackjack

        The laptop before this one, I bought at walmart. Ordered it online and picked it up at will call. Saved a hundred bucks over the next best walk home with it deal. I’m probably gonna have to buy a new one now. This one is a touch screen and it’s cracked. I like it, but it’s not cheap getting the screen replaced and the fan is making a bunch of noise sometimes now, too.

  2. limey

    This is not the brown sauce that I am used to, but interesting nonetheless.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Mmmm.. HP Sauce (maybe that should be Binnenhof Sauce?) is the only one around here and it’s dried up from most grocery stores that used to carry it.

  3. westernsloper

    We need to discuss this steak cooking technique. People have been impeached for less.

    • The Hyperbole

      That’s not a steak, it’s a roast. And bay leafs do nothing.

      • westernsloper

        That’s even worse. And Bay leaves make the world a better place. Unlike you.

      • pistoffnick

        THE BAY LEAVES DO NOTHING!

      • commodious spittoon

        I found fresh bay leaves at the supermarket just now. I can’t get fresh basil by the bunch or by the bushel or even in one of those ridiculous clamshell containers, but I could buy fresh bay leaves if I wanted. This country has its priorities all messed up.

      • westernsloper

        Ya, fresh basil is non existent here. I am a fan of the squeeze tubes found in your grocers vegetable department. Never seen fresh bay leaves in my life.

      • Suthenboy

        Fresh basil….open seed pack, cast on dirt, get out of the way.

      • Suthenboy

        Oh, and bay grows wild around here.

      • commodious spittoon

        Been meaning to… maybe this spring… get around to it sometime… *pours another drink*

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I have a problem with basil in my indoor herb garden. The basil grows so damn fast that I either have to freeze most of it or I need to find something else to do with it because it crowds everything else out. Even the mint, and you know how out of control mint can get.

    • KromulentKristen

      ?

      • westernsloper

        *Deletes comment*

    • Tulip

      KK made a great steak (and sides). I will trust her techniques any time.

      • KromulentKristen

        High five!

      • pistoffnick

        Ummmm, the preferred acknowledgement these days is an elbow bump…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Clearly, you’re one of those white supremacists.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hip thrust

      • Tres Cool

        Doin the Time Warp ? Or the French Mistake?

        Or both ?

      • slumbrew

        Voilà!

      • Tulip

        Weak, scared, soy boys bump elbows. Women high five.

      • pistoffnick

        *tattles on Tulip to Doktor Fauci*

        UNCLEAN!

      • KromulentKristen

        (we won’t talk about the other thing with the steak(s) )

      • westernsloper

        Like it was fucking raw?

      • KromulentKristen

        It was exactly 125 degrees, which is perfect and any other opinion is garbage

      • westernsloper

        Aaaaah, so you like raw steak/ribeye roast. No prob. To each their own. But you are wrong. How long was it in the oven? Was the sear still on the outside? I am guessing no. Because you did it wrong.

      • KromulentKristen

        Yes it was still seared and it was in the oven until it reached 123!

      • blackjack

        It looked great to me. I like to imbed slivers of garlic in them, slather them with “Kitchen Boquet” and then get the oven as hot as it’ll get, slide them in for about 15 minutes and then shut the oven off without opening the door for maybe an hour. Your way seemed to produce some good looking meat, too.

      • Tres Cool

        “thats not going to fit unless you use more olive oil”

      • Not Adahn

        Probe thermometers are great.

      • KromulentKristen

        ?

      • KromulentKristen

        NA wins the prize

      • EvilSheldon

        Yas!

  4. Gustave Lytton

    So skimmed through the video, gets upvote for the cast iron pan. Will rewatch when I can listen to it. Hopefully there isn’t BGM to ruin the prep and cooking;)

    Moar videos!

  5. Suthenboy

    Cheat: Sauce Picante is a Louisiana dish with Espagnole sauce. It is unbelievably delicious.

    I make the sauce by mixing equal parts tomato paste and roux (oil and flour) and cooking it over medium heat until the tomato paste is browned to about the color of milk chocolate. It is easy to do because the canning process for tomato paste partially cooks it.

    Chop up one large sweet bell pepper, one medium sweet onion and add in. Slice a couple of these packs up in 1/4″ slices (three wouldn’t hurt, you can never have too much) https://shop.savoiesfoods.com/foods/savoie's-andouille , then put one beef bouillon cube, 4-6 boneless skinless thighs ( or 4 or 5 whole leg quarters), a couple of cloves of garlic crushed, cover with watrer then boil for about one hour. I also put in a hefty dash of cayenne to give it a little bite.

    You can throw the whole thing together in just a few minutes and while you are waiting for the boil there is probably some wine, beer or other such to occupy your time.

    Yum.

    I love the food articles here. thank you KK and Tulip.

    • pistoffnick

      “I love the food articles here. thank you KK and Tulip.”

      I do too.

      Thanks for classing up this joint.

      • KromulentKristen

        Thanks for classing up this joint.

        * spit take *

    • Suthenboy

      I forgot…serve over rice (1C rice, 2C water, 2 chicken bouillon cubes, hefty dash of sweet basil and 1Tb butter).

      Hell, rice cooked in chicken stock with butter and basil is good enough to eat by itself.

    • westernsloper

      I love the food articles here. thank you KK and Tulip.

      Me too. Yep, thanks ladies.

  6. Suthenboy

    I think it is time for my nightly ice cream sandwich followed by an ambien

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Party at Suthen’s house!

    • westernsloper

      Holy shit. Suthen is the President. Didn’t see that coming.

      • KromulentKristen

        He didn’t say puddin’ cup! Ice cream is too cold on the gums

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Bullshit!
        /Dentures rule

      • Suthenboy

        I am not a big pudding guy…well ok, maybe tapioca but it has been years since I had it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Like the avatar BTW, hawt!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Puddin’ is that you?!!!

    • C. Anacreon

      “Take an Ambien, you’ll feel bien in the AM”

      /why it has it’s name

  7. blackjack

    These guys seem pretty cool. I’m sure they can afford to take such a stance even more, lately.

    • Gustave Lytton

      creech on February 11, 2021 at 8:21 am
      The country is about one step away from all businesses posting signs that say “We don’t serve Right Wingers” or “We don’t serve Left Wingers.”

      • blackjack

        Some men, you just can’t reach. That’s the way he want’s it, that’s the way he’ll get it.

      • Tres Cool

        +1 Luke

      • blackjack

        ‘sides, Biden campaigned on destroying their particular business. It’s not some obscure thing, it’s explicit.

      • westernsloper

        I’m not sure why I should appose this.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It accepts the premise that the politics of a paying customer should factor into whether a business sells to them. As satisfying as it is to see Biden voters get theirs, it just further down the road to breaking down the norms of society. It’s not going to end well regardless of the short term pleasure.

      • blackjack

        The alternative seems to be to lay on your side and let these evil bastards cuck you. It’s basically self defense.

      • kinnath

        It returns to the premise of free association and the right of any merchant to tell someone to “get the fuck out of my store” for any reason the merchant wishes.

        Public accommodation laws are a travesty.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I agree, but I also think being an asshole is a poor choice and shouldn’t be celebrated just because “our side” does it.

      • blackjack

        How are they being an asshole? Biden vowed to ruin them. He’s willing to violate the 2nd amendment to do it. Biden’s not some schmoe president they don’t like. He’s literally out to get them. They are NOT being assholes. Seriously.

      • kinnath

        I don’t know. I’ve seen customers applaud when a manager throws a dickhead out of a restaurant.

        The question depends on who is the asshole in any given situation.

        If the merchant is the asshole, then the prospects of the business aren’t very good for the long term.

        If the customer is the asshole, then I just might celebrate seeing the asshole being shown the door.

        In this case, anyone buying ammo that voted for Biden is the asshole.

      • Suthenboy

        I think Gustave’s concern is that things are escalating. He is correct, but so is Brochetta. The left started it. They are deliberately provoking and have been for a while. At some point you have to stop laying down for their shit.

        I will buy from these guys and encourage others to follow suite.

      • blackjack

        If nobody resists what they’re doing, we’ll end up with gold stars sewn on our jackets. I’m not being hyperbolic. These people are fascists. They have embarked on a path that they alone chose. At some point, one must acknowledge that they have dragged you onto it and act accordingly. That’s what these guys are doing.

      • blackjack

        Hey, I understand and I would rather not be here either. Much the same way those kids at Normandy would rather not have been there. The lefties are waging war on everyone else. There is no virtue in ignoring that. When you are the target of the most powerful man in the world, you had better fight back in whatever small way you can. If more people stood up to these bullies the way these ammo guys are, maybe we’d get back to peaceful coexistence. I certainly hope we can one day do that. That day is not here and now.

      • commodious spittoon

        The comparison isn’t apt. I don’t see battle lines being drawn up quite that severely. We have a mushy “status quo” side, and a side that’s willing to firebomb the status quo side. I don’t think there’s a tripwire at which point the status quo becomes irritated enough to do something about the infringements. We’d have seen it last year if there were. Mass riots targeting business owners, Trump voters, and suburban nobodies, and all the mush could muster up in protest is to complain about the media’s lack of objectivity, as if that’s news to anyone.

      • kinnath

        I don’t think it is remotely fair to compare refusing to do business with someone that wants you out of business with the state of Belfast taxis after 30 years of the troubles.

        Perhaps you’re saying that Fenix refusing to do business with Biden voters is the first step down the slippery slope to civil war. But I would disagree with that as well.

        We’re either on the path to end of civil society or we’re not. Refusing to do business with people that want you out of business may contribute to the slide down that slope. Or may be it slows the slide down by showing people the consequences of bad behavior.

        All I know is that I have no remorse for enjoying Fenix telling Biden voters to fuck off.

      • Brochettaward

        and all the mush could muster up in protest is to complain about the media’s lack of objectivity, as if that’s news to anyone.

        I think this is why they are freaking the fuck out over what happened at the capital. Or ginning up as much heat as they can around it. Any attempt by the right to stand up for itself must be suffocated in its infancy.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I don’t think there’s a tripwire at which point the status quo becomes irritated enough to do something about the infringements.

        I don’t know which side I’ve landed on yet. I’m genuinely (and pleasantly) surprised that the right hasn’t started car bombing and shooting shit up. Does that mean they don’t have it in them? Or does it mean that they’re very slow to anger?

        All I know is that my conversations with my conservative friends have gotten really dark as of late. Most of them have come to the conclusion that the country is not going to be embracing its founding ideals ever again.

      • westernsloper

        I don’t know. Free association is a thing in my mind. What form of idiot you don’t want to associate with is a personal sort of perspective thing. I don’t do business with places owned by people with Biden signs. Fuck them. If I was running a business I would probably not be political around here but I am not going to diss someone who is. Especially an ammo manufacturer when the current administration are going full commi. If I had a coffee shop in a town close to a pipeline operation I would put a sign in my window, “If you voted for Biden your money is not welcome here fuck off”.

      • Suthenboy

        That would probably cause your business to increase. Aside from a minority of idiots most Biden voters dont go in stores because they are dead.

      • westernsloper

        I lost my oil patch job due to fracking but I worked in a niche market in shit holes. When fracking in the US got full steam the price of oil plummeted so it was not logical to search in shit holes. This ended the good jobs for Agent Sloper. No prob, market forces I can roll with that. Plus I am old now and hate shit holes. But one man ending years of contracts, one man in the white house ending a decade or more of planning, one fucking dick head just destroying that many jobs. Ya, that power should not rest in one persons hands. I hope the contractual fraud lawsuits come rolling in all the way to the supreme court because that was fucked. It is a boom or bust game and I am sure those guys know the ropes but it shouldn’t be from the fucking white house calling for a bust.

      • kinnath

        Separate but equal.

      • pistoffnick

        Yeah, I get the sentiment, but demo money is the same green as repub money is the same green as libtard money is the same green as an-cap money (unless they are talking bitcoin).

        This is NOT a development I welcome.

      • kinnath

        I have always supported the right of a merchant to refuse to do business with any person (including me) for any reason.

      • blackjack

        History shows that only a bare few welcome it. Those that do are welcoming it really hard. So hard, we pretty much have to give it to them.

      • Brochettaward

        The left started it.

    • westernsloper

      Followed

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Lol

    • Suthenboy

      I like the reply “Look, I can just get so erect”

    • EvilSheldon

      They are pretty cool. Good 5.56×45 match stuff, if they ever get the components back in stock…

  8. Tres Cool

    Nice hands.

    11/10 would

    • Brochettaward

      I’ve been told I could have been a hand model. I take immaculate care of my hands.

      • Tres Cool

        Told by who ?

      • KromulentKristen

        His penis

      • The Gunslinger

        Heyoooo!! Kristen from the top rope

      • Tres Cool

        (I set that one up for whomever. Seriously, Ray Charles coulda seen that)

      • R C Dean

        I think we’re done here.

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t like your tone.

      • pistoffnick

        *Looks at all the scars and calluses on my hands*

        Not I.

      • Suthenboy

        I dont think a square inch of my body doesnt have a scar on it, especially my hands. Yeah, calluses too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Damn, scarily I work with someone who jokes about being a hand model. Have to ask him about firsting.

      • Brochettaward

        If I had Firsted, there would be 200 comments already. People don’t get it. The First sets it all off. And I am First among Firsters.

    • Tulip

      Have a good night at work, Tres. We miss you on the zoom

  9. Gustave Lytton

    *starts watching Kdrive23’s other videos*…

    • KromulentKristen

      * Starts deleting other videos *

      (unfortunately, my shooting videos are unlisted or private, so they don’t show up in my listings)

      • Gustave Lytton

        That Franklin in the strawberries one is downright cute. I awed.

      • westernsloper

        Kristens onlyfans outed.

      • KromulentKristen

        * looks at tits *

        “Yeah, that’s probably worth about $1/hr”

      • Tres Cool

        I got $5 and its Valentine’s Day weekend.
        Lets do this.

      • pistoffnick

        Ma’am, you under-estimate the power of tits.

      • EvilSheldon

        This makes me sad.

  10. rhywun

    LOL called it.

    Melburnians ordered to stay home again.

    Tennis Channel newsheads all super-serious and grave and praising them for “taking it seriously” and “more or less knocking out the virus”.

    Um… I don’t think so?

    You would think at this point Ozzies would get sick of this shit. Maybe third time’s the charm?

    Or maybe it will be semi-regular LOCKDOWNS from now until the end of time.

    • westernsloper

      Everybody who is sick of it went to Figi.

    • rhywun

      “Someone with the scary UK super-bug escaped quarantine!”

      Oh fuck off, you don’t know that at al.

      • rhywun

        All, even.

    • The Last American Hero

      They’ve been locked up tight as a snare drum for 8 fucking months, and run for cover every time somebody in the country gets a sniffle. Why is there any possibility of COVID spreading there anymore?

      • DrOtto

        Because someone, somewhere didn’t wear their mask.

      • rhywun

        Because locking up tight doesn’t do shit.

    • rhywun

      The tournament is talking about maybe literally kicking fans out of the stadiums if any matches go past midnight.

      *counts on fingers*

      That’s about 8am my time. I might tune in for that fun.

      • The Notarious GT

        Oz has gremlins??

      • Tulip

        Don’t get them wet!

    • grrizzly

      https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/australian-city-melbourne-begins-3rd-lockdown-due-cluster-75843846
      The spectators looked too non-complying without masks.

      Melbourne, Australia’s second-largest city, will begin its third lockdown on Friday due to a rapidly spreading COVID-19 cluster centered on hotel quarantine.

      The five-day lockdown will be enforced across Victoria state to prevent the virus spreading from the state capital, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews said.

      The Australian Open tennis tournament will be allowed to continue but without spectators, he said.

      • grrizzly

        Sasha Zverev is literally wearing a wifebeater on the central court.

      • rhywun

        I’m OK with that.

        Too bad ESPN is going with yet another interview of Serena, oh and now the tournament head is flapping his gums.

        Instead of, you know, tennis.

      • grrizzly

        That’s what the ESPN app is for. I think Zverev is on ESPN3, not ESPN+. The Tennis Channel is much worse. I subscribed to the bundle that includes Tennis Channel on Fubo.tv in order to watch the final of the ATP Cup on Saturday. They showed zero seconds of Medvedev’s match. It was some women’s tennis instead.

      • rhywun

        They’re both bad but I find ESPN worse. It’s all human-interest BS with them.

        Tennis Channel shows more tennis.

        I have ESPN+ which usually has a camera on every court but it’s bedtime so I’m not going to mess with it tonight.

      • rhywun

        Many of the players were literally locked in their hotel rooms for two weeks. Their reward for following the sCiENcE is to be allowed to make a living.

  11. Brochettaward

    Boycott The Mandalorian! (I hate Star Wars, anyway)

    I’m sure it’s been covered here. But until these corporations start feeling repercussions in the pocket book, they aren’t going to stop. Expressing views that half the country holds, at least, is going to be verboten in public life. So like in the above story, I’ll applaud attempts to turn the tables on the left.

    • commodious spittoon

      Has any proggy company actually gone out of business by virtue signaling? And I don’t mean the companies that actually put their money where their mouths are and do shit like adopting a “living wage”, I mean companies with advertising departments that pretty explicitly despise their customers. Gillette lost some money, but it’s not like they’re no longer the Bic of disposable razors.

      • commodious spittoon

        Gone out of business is too high a bar. Has any company actually substantially lost enough revenue to make an example of themselves? Gillette’s ad department is likely laying low for the moment. I’m willing to bet not a single exec has been fired, not even a single subordinate.

      • Brochettaward

        I’m sure they have concocted some data that in fact shows that toxic masculinity ad campaign was actually a success in some way. Sure, they lost money, but they made real inroads with millennial hipsters in the key demos. They may not buy the products, but they view Gillette more favorably now. Some such horseshit.

      • commodious spittoon

        The knowledge that there’s cunty solidarity among the people behind these ad campaigns, and that they have between them access to a tempestuous world of social media hurt to dish out if crossed, must moot any firing and hiring decision. Do I feel like being fired for firing the idiot who thought this was a good idea? That dummy can dish out so much more damage to Gillette than s/he’s done already.

        I think I’m just realizing that social media is the dream of labor unions everywhere, except not really, because it’s effortless collective action without much by way of centralized control.

      • Brochettaward

        Nope. There are individual victories like certain pieces of pop culture flopping or receiving severe backlash, but there’s not enough will among conservatives to actually finish the job. The mainstream conservative also isn’t on Twitter. For the left, it only takes a shrill minority on social media to gin up a controversy and get someone cancelled or to get major corporations to act on their behalf. The media latches on and acts in their name because they are fellow travelers. There is no corresponding power structures on the right willing to do that.

        The right would need real organization and a true grass roots movement in order to start putting a dent in their profits. That’s the only way they are going to force changes.

      • creech

        Well, I remember one time it worked. In 1966, Firestone decided to build a huge tire plant in communist Romania. The Phila. Chapter of Young Americans for Freedom demonstrated against Firestone outside one of their dealerships in Phila.
        Other YAF chapters around the country joined in and protested around the country. “Time Magazine” picked up the story. Firestone capitulated pretty quickly, knowing conservatives could buy tires from competitors. Commies weren’t looked on too favorably in those days and the Soviet Bloc did not have the number of American fellow travelers that China apparently has today.

      • Grumbletarian

        I believe sports leagues took a huge hit in TV viewership due to their embrace of BLM antics on the fields of play.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      No.

      I will not boycott the Mandalorian.

      If we had to avoid every company that virtue signals, there’s be no companies left from which to buy good and services, particularly when it comes to the arts.

      • Brochettaward

        Then you part of the problem and why this shit is just going to keep getting worse. Because the other side? They aint backing down or changing their tactics. They’re just escalating further and further every day.

      • The Last American Hero

        I’m with Woodchipper here, but I also have Disney Plus on a “subscribe for 1 month/binge/cancel” schedule. They get one month a year from me, usually with a promotional discount. If that’s their business model, good luck.

      • Tulip

        Their boycotts don’t work either. Goya is doing just fine.

      • Brochettaward

        Their boycotts don’t work, but as stated above they have the sympathetic ear of people in positions of power who are willing to act based on the moronic tweets of the fringe of the left. A small but vocal group of lefties can cost someone their entire career or get a show cancelled regardless of whether they have real popular support.

        Without the same power structures, the only way to get these corporations to change their behavior and stop with the woke bullshit is for the right to organize and create real pain for them.

        Otherwise, being libertarian or conservative basically makes you a second class citizen in this country. You don’t really have free speech. You don’t have freedom of conscience. You are, well, I wouldn’t go as far as Gina Carano because I loath comparisons to Nazi Germany, but yea…your second class.

        You can not care about Kulturkampf, but that won’t make it go away.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^ this. The reality is that until conservatives and libertarians vote with their wallets and embrace the discomfort of going without, the abuse will continue.

        The hard part, to me, is that every major company is infected with this. Okay, I stop shopping Amazon… well, Walmart is woke, as is Macy’s and Spotify and Barnes & Noble and every other replacement for the Amazon portfolio. Unless I feel like piecing together a collage of local brick and mortars alongside a bunch of small niche online services that don’t talk to one another, I’m gonna have to do without.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The hard part, to me, is that every major company is infected with this. Okay, I stop shopping Amazon… well, Walmart is woke, as is Macy’s and Spotify and Barnes & Noble and every other replacement for the Amazon portfolio.

        This is exactly right. It’s already too late, and it happened virtually overnight. There was no real way to combat it.

        I don’t have a solution to the core problem either, but I can say that essentially locking myself and family out of American culture isn’t it. Because if boycotting over politics is the answer, that would be the current result.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I can say that essentially locking myself and family out of American culture isn’t it.

        Quite frankly, we’re discussing exactly this as a possibility in our household. Not like the Amish, but a marked reduction in the amount of mainstream culture that we expose ourselves to. I already ban the news from the house, but there are things we can do, wholesome things that better our lifestyle, like cutting TV time down to a few hours/week at most, putting the phones away, getting involved in groups and social circles that better align with our worldview, look for jobs that don’t require me to sit through 3-5 hours/month of prog indoctrination, move out of the big city to somewhere that has a slower pace of life, etc.

      • EvilSheldon

        This sounds wonderful.

        Locking myself out of American culture, frankly, is not much of a loss.

      • commodious spittoon

        Goya is doing just fine

        You say that, but I never seen any quality programming by Goya.

      • Tulip

        I watch a lot of YouTube.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        So I assume you don’t watch any sort of TV/movies or listen to any music, watch any plays/musicals, watch any sports, or read most books? Or drink Pepsi/coke or……..

        All of these outlets are dominated by the Cathedral, and virtually all of them virtue signal as a matter of regular business.

        Because if you want to start throwing out the “you’re the problem” schtick, I hope you don’t have any glass around.

      • Brochettaward

        I consume/pay for very little media because of my general disgust for most of the corporations producing it. I refuse to give Disney my dollars so I don’t go see their movies. I don’t pay for Disney+. I don’t subscribe to Netflix. I cancelled Amazon Prime with BLM and don’t order through them anymore.

        I am a hypocrite when it comes to sports. I haven’t been able to completely kick my Steelers habit. Goes back to my childhood, but I’m almost there. I have stopped watching all other games.

        Youtube is probably the only area I’m a major hypocrite, but there I can use ad blocker at the least. They aren’t getting much from me but some lost bandwidth.

      • The Hyperbole

        kick my Steelers habit.

        It all makes sense now.

      • slumbrew

        It’s like it all just snapped into focus.

      • pistoffnick

        ” …my Steelers habit.”

        OMG, irredeemable. Just cancel yourself!

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Wife and I have been discussing how and when we stop doing business with companies. If we disassociate based on every little infraction, we wouldn’t be able to shop anywhere. OTOH, giving them our money to use on proggie bullshit ain’t working either.

        I don’t know that we’ve come to a good solution yet, but it’s front of mind for us to create some standard.

      • The Hyperbole

        I say we start a movement that boycotts any product from any company that one is aware of the politics of, right , left, libertarian, anarchist, doesn’t matter. If I know what the company’s politics are I don’t buy it’s product.

      • KromulentKristen

        Same

      • The Hyperbole

        STFU Businesstards!.org.

        We the undersigned hereby declare that we will no longer buy any product or patronize any businesses if we know the politics of said business or it’s public faces, including owners and spokespersons and whatnot.

        or something a little more lawyerly, whatever I’m open for suggestions.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        or patronize any businesses if we know the politics of said business or it’s public faces, including owners and spokespersons and whatnot.

        And here lies a huge problem.

        Not only are asshole liberal-run businesses willing to trumpet their politics, asshole liberals are willing to “out” the politics of those they don’t like, which means there are companies that have known politics not because they’re assholes, but because assholes have decided to make the rest of the world aware.

        Think Chik Fil A.

      • The Hyperbole

        Respectable Muzz, I disagree. If your company’s politics can be “outed” that just means your company has political views, and that is what “Hey Business, Shut the Fuck Up About That.org” is trying to quell. No stances on anything other than “hey, friendo would you like to buy this thing that I am selling”

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Fair, but I was specifically thinking about how not Chik Fil A, but it’s owner was outed from publicly available campaign donations. He didn’t make his politics known, they did.

      • The Hyperbole

        publicly available campaign donations

        Sounds like he made them known.

        Am I saying that business owner shouldn’t make political contributions? yes that is what I am saying. If you don’t want STFU Businesstards!.org. to crack down on you don’t ever give any money to any cause.

      • Brochettaward

        I hope you all learned a valuable lesson about going along with The Hyperbole on anything.

      • slumbrew

        If you don’t want STFU Businesstards!.org. to crack down on you don’t ever give any money to any cause.

        *adds money to DAF, has them make anonymous donation*

      • Grumbletarian

        *signs up for newsletter*

        I wouldn’t do that. Someone might find out.

      • straffinrun

        Not me. A company comes out in favor of free speech, free guns and free drugs, I’m all over it.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        If we disassociate based on every little infraction, we wouldn’t be able to shop anywhere.

        This is the crux of the argument.

        What and where are the lines drawn? A tweet? A commercial? Firing someone because of a lack of wokeness?

        There are various levels of infraction, and not all warrant a boycott. Because what you say is exactly right: if we had to boycott over every little thing, there’d be nowhere we can turn short of piece-mealing a patchwork of local and online retailers to buy goods, which has its own set of drawbacks, while giving up virtually all forms of entertainment from movies to books to magazines to YouTube and everything else.

        It basically means foregoing life as an American.

      • R C Dean

        “It basically means foregoing life as an American.”

        *checks travel plans for Uruguay and Panama*

        You were saying?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      The Mandalorian isn’t very good. There. I said it.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        You should be cancelled.

        That’s the most hurtful statement I’ve read in years.

    • straffinrun

      I’m banning midi chlorians.

    • DrOtto

      I’m going to take my brave, bold stance – Gina Carano is a hard would.

      • straffinrun

        She could choke you out while listening to INXS.

      • DrOtto

        Yes, yes she could.

  12. EvilSheldon

    Not to detract from the meat and sauce, but tell us about the Brussels Sprout/Mushroom/Bacon side? It looks scrumptious…

    • KromulentKristen

      Unfortunately the sides had to be edited out, but Tulip haz thee recipe

    • Tulip

      There’s no real recipe. Clean and halve Brussels sprouts and mushrooms. Set aside. Fry some bacon. Take it out when done and crumble. turn the heat down a little and add the mushrooms to pan along with some rosemary. Sauce for a minute or two and then add the Brussels sprouts. Cook until done. Add crumbled bacon, remove rosemary stem and eat.

      • commodious spittoon

        Cut off the f’ing stem end side of the sprouts, I made the mistake of just halving them and tossing them in the pot, I won’t say inedible but you don’t want sprout spurs in your throat.

      • Tulip

        CLEAN and halve. That means take care of that

      • commodious spittoon

        I shoulda quoted you because I knew that’s what you meant, but I didn’t know then what I know now, and what I know now is that no amount of baking takes the spine out of a brussel sprout, it’s like eating a shrimp with the tail on

      • Tulip

        True. My apologies.

      • commodious spittoon

        Don’t they pay those mexican latin american south or central american non-white hispanic white hispanic nonspecific demographic but definitely minority laborers enough to cut the stem roots off my delicious vegetables? is all I’m asking.

      • Brochettaward

        I totally eat the shit out of shrimp with their tails. I apologize for nothing.

      • commodious spittoon

        I too love to eat tamales with the wax paper

      • EvilSheldon

        Excellent, I just added Brussels sprouts and shrooms to my grocery order. This will be a nice long weekend…

  13. straffinrun

    Looks great. Looking forward to the crossover “Cooking with The Hat and The Hair”.

    • Brochettaward

      I already know the special ingredient in the secret sauce.

    • commodious spittoon

      The hat stuffs a hotdog into a taco shell and tops it with mac and cheese, and the hair wants to mock him for it but the hair subsists on dandruff and papilla

  14. KromulentKristen

    YES! Team Huge got into the Battlebots tournament!!

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m watching hockey but I have that recorded. Did witch doctor make it?

      • KromulentKristen

        Yep

      • The Notarious GT

        That’s my team! Mainly because I want one of their hats.

      • KromulentKristen

        I’m surprised they haven’t been canceled for cultural appropriation and anti-Santeria racism by now

      • KromulentKristen

        I miss Minotaur. There was another team from Brazil there, but not Minotaur. I suppose the Brazil team that did make it had the connections in the States to be able to afford quarantining and all the bullshit

      • The Other Kevin

        Black Dragon is from Brazil. This year I like Copperhead and Upper Cut.

  15. Tulip

    From an outdoor walking meetup I sometimes join: “Sorry, I have to limit attendance to 10 people in order to comply with Governor Northam’s continued COVID-19 diktat. ”

    I love it more now and tried to sign up

    • zwak

      There are a few good things to come of this, for me, it’s grocery pickup with someone else doing the shopping cart type action – free after $35!

    • EvilSheldon

      Is that the same guitarist who guest-stared on Leo’s cover of Africa?

      Yup. So fucking dope.

      I kinda low-key hate this, because I’ve been playing with the idea of buying a guitar and getting into a new inside hobby, and seeing this level of virtuosity makes me feel like I’d be wasting my time…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Don’t get discouraged.

        I’ve been playing for just over 2 years (though I have a guitar and pedal collection worthy of a full time guitarist travelling the world as their main form of income), and this song is definitely in play for me.

        It definitely takes work and dedication, but it’s sooooo worth it.

        Guitar is one of the very few activities that doesn’t require one be good at it in order to enjoy the shit out of it. You can suck donkey balls and still have a great time.

      • EvilSheldon

        That…is good advice. Thanks. Seriously.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        And yes, same guitarist.

        Rabea Massaad. The dude fucking rules. Check out his YouTube channel. He’s one of my biggest modern guitar heroes.

  16. straffinrun

    I’m a little worried the libertarian women are turning us soft. (That didn’t sound quite right)

    • Tulip

      We’re not the ones bumping elbows.

      • straffinrun

        Bumping uglies?

      • Tulip

        It’s like you don’t even read the thread. *walks off muttering – I made a perfect call back and he totally missed it. MEN!*

      • straffinrun

        ?

  17. l0b0t

    Oh my, that meal looks good. The sauce was fun to watch, but those sprouts and that cake!!!

  18. KromulentKristen

    Good night! Congrats to Not Adahn! 😉

    • Brochettaward

      Fine. Go. We don’t need you, anyway.

  19. mikey

    Thx guys. I’m enjoying these. The meal looks delicious and I don’t even like B Sprouts

  20. slumbrew

    Important announcement:

    I received a dividend payment in my investment account and now have exactly:

    $4.20

    in cash in that account.

    Clearly, it’s a sign to buy some weed stocks.

    • Chafed

      Keep it in your pants Mr. Moneybags.

  21. SP

    Thanks so much for the new video, Tulip and KK. I love this series! ❤️

    • straffinrun

      Needs a mashup name. I’m thinking “LipstiKK”

  22. Broswater

    Hey Yusef!

    Just want to say that the best paid-for-fun job I’ve ever had was working on a, oh well, at least 40 foot rig too, moving around 100 pounds steel beams warehouse racking in a -40 freezer.

    I hope you enjoy your day as much as I did!

  23. Broswater

    I keep having all the comments disappearing unless I go into incognito mode on chrome, anyone can help? And it’s not like I’ll remember my password every time.

    Yeah, this is a challenge, come at us America, pretty sure you wouldn’t be able to invade us if you tried it the 3rd time.

    I dare you!

    (This has nothing to do with the fact that I’d really like to get rid of François or Justin, it’s is just a challenge).

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Have you tried rebooting?

      • Broswater

        I even unplugged!

    • Brochettaward

      If you have a version of Monocle you may have hit hide old threads option. I do that occasionally by mistake.

      • Broswater

        Aaand I can see again, thank you sir.

  24. Ownbestenemy

    Waaaay late. Nice job ladies. Looked amazing regardless of whatever Western was complaining about. Bumping elbows is for the performance arts, you deserve a hardy atta’girls!

    • Sean

      Yep.

      Digging the new series.

  25. hayeksplosives

    Waaaaaay later.

    Sauce indeed looks good; I will have to try that, perhaps with my next rotisserie lamb.

    Thanks for this series, ladies. It will be fun to revisit on cold, rainy days; those days are made for cooking.

    In other news. It was just past midnight and I was ready for bed when I flipped to Netflix to see what’s new.

    The TV prompted me to sign in, which I did using my iPhone email app. But everything popped up in Spanish, and the names on the profiles were no longer mine and my hubs, it was Millaray and Veronica..

    I called the 24 hour Netflix help, and the agent helped me go back in snd change my email associated with Netflix, change password from whatever the Hispanic thrives had set, and replace their profiles with mine and my hubs. Grrrrr. I hate theft. (Which reminds me: April 15 is coming right up.)

    The Netflix lady said someone had guessed at my email (pretty easy: firstname.lastname@gmail.com. But it worried me that they guessed my password, so something got compromised somewhere. I’m a bad individual who sometimes uses the same password too long.

    So then I spendt the next 2 hours resetting unique passwords all over the place, starting with all financial items (eBay, PayPal, Venmo, PayPal, indiegogo, etc.)

    I was tired, but the sense of indignation at the account hijacking along with worry of other major compromise infused me with sufficient adrenaline to get it done.

    I’m thoroughly pooped now though. Got to get up in just 5 hours to close on my new mortgage, which will help monthly bills immensely.

    Then I’m off work the rest of the day. I think a nap will be a worthy endeavor after closing.

    Good night/morning, my fellow glibbies.

    • Sean

      Co-worker had their Netflix hijacked. Seems so pointless and petty. I don’t get it.

  26. Yusef drives a Kia

    Mornin’ Glibbies, it’s off to finish the week, some interesting work today,
    Cheers!

    • The Notarious GT

      Mornin’, Yu! My boss decided to take today off, which means a virtual vacation day for me! : )

      • UnCivilServant

        Congrats.

        I took the day off, so I have an actual vacation today.

      • The Notarious GT

        Good for you! I’d thought of taking the afternoon off, but he beat me to the punch. All I really have to do until the mail and the interoffice courier bags show up is to write up the minutes of yesterday afternoon’s meeting. With any luck, that won’t take too long. Oh – and submit the paperwork for my notary renewal. Then, stealth reading!

      • UnCivilServant

        Speaking of, made any progress since last update?

      • The Notarious GT

        Yes – our hero has just met Lady Young of Hive Zebrin.

      • UnCivilServant

        When you get the time, can I get some detailed thoughts on the subplots and characters from each of the systems so far?

      • The Notarious GT

        Certainly! I’ll try to do so soon, before much more happens in the story. I’m sure a fair number of specific 40k references are going over my head, but I think I’m following the plot sufficiently.

      • UnCivilServant

        If there is any confusion caused by the setting-specific references, feel free to mention it.

      • The Notarious GT

        ::gives a hearty thumbs-up::

      • The Notarious GT

        Come to think of it, if you’re off work, what the heck are you doing up this early? Are you like me, unable to sleep in much past your usual rising time?

      • UnCivilServant

        I have to do laundry and cook, plus I’m visiting my mother tomorrow, so I don’t want to mess up my sleep schedule by sleeping in.

      • rhywun

        One thing the hospital did to me last year was turn me into a morning person.

        I’ve never been a morning person before. It’s weird.

      • The Notarious GT

        I wake up early but start slow. Which is why i hang out here enjoying my coffee until it’s time to clean up and head out.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I still drag for awhile… that part hasn’t changed.

      • rhywun

        When my boss is off, I have more work 🙁

      • The Notarious GT

        I can’t really cover what he does, and he’s the one who gives me out-of-the-ordinary tasks to do – or just drops by to vent about certain other co-workers or chat about whatever.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think I’m in the same boat as rhywun. I provide coverage for both my supervisor and my subordinate when either is out.

        They do very different jobs, and I have to be able to do both as needed. Luckily I used to do the job my subordinate did and trained them, so that’s easier.

  27. The Gunslinger

    Mornin’ all. Have the best day ever.

    • The Notarious GT

      Mornin’, ‘slinger! Hope you have a downright frabjous day.

    • Sean

      YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

  28. Festus

    Mornin’ Glibbies! Yesterday’s fuck-a-duck turned out to be relatively painless, wallet-wise. It was the belt and the shop did the work and threw in the tiny tow for $150 all-in. There’s something to be said about about a pretty big-eyed woman and her attractive big-eyed daughter that may have tipped the scales somehow… A lot of the time that’s how things work out up here. Winter can kill you pretty quickly and most people realize that. Faith in humanity is restored at least briefly.

    • Sean

      <—

      That's pretty decent news.

      • Festus

        Yeah. I was pretty het up yesterday. I was featuring closer to $600 bucks with the tow home, parts and working in the driveway in the middle of winter. Who the hell knows what the cost of a new alternator is and how accessible would it be? I’m a decent shade-tree mechanic but it would have fallen to YT videos and gumption. This is much more pleasing!

  29. l0b0t

    Good morning everyone and happy Lunar New Year. I really want to go to Chinatown today but it’s cold, I don’t want to wear a face-diaper, or use the subway. Rhy, I did go to the 3rd Avenue location. Holy Mackerel, has that part of town changed since I was last there (2010/11). It was nice to see that two (of the formerly dozen or so) DVD/dirty book store/glory hole joints were still open.

    • Festus

      “News you can use!”

    • rhywun

      And the commie who somehow has veto power over any development in Sunset Park has decided that there’s too much commerce so no more for you. Because race or some bullshit. Hold out your hand to Uncle Bill instead, I guess.

  30. rhywun

    Midnight in Melbourne. And yep, they’ve kicked out all the fans. While Joker is on court. ?