Saturdaylicious evening links!

by | Feb 27, 2021 | Daily Links | 216 comments

The enforcement arm of the potato world.

 

Weird weather here, signalling the winter is going out and our schizophrenic spring is on it’s way. One the plus side, masks are slowly going the way of the dodo.

 

Let’s see what we can find in the news to trigger ourselves!

 

If true, Joe has some decisions to make, or not. But he will.

 

Gawd I hate these people.

 

If you know Highway 1, this is known as winter.

 

That would be fun.

 

Bill Gates has done such great things with his money, remember the genetically modified mosquitos he released in Brazil that created a breed of super mosquitos? He’s far from done.

 

I’ll wait for the Motel 6.

 

Welp, that’ll get you through until Zoom starts. Peace out, Glibbies.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

216 Comments

  1. robc

    Whipping Post is far superior to Freebird, and I am a fan of the latter.

    • Spudalicious

      I concur.

    • westernsloper

      Holy drum sets batman!

      • Nephilium

        So.. at the Music Instrument Museum down in Arizona, they did have this drum set. If you can’t read the little card:

        Played by Tim Alexander on the Primus albums Sailing the Seas of Cheese and Pork Soda.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Two fantastic albums.

      • Chai Girl

        I liked the Music Instrument Museum. There was really cool stuff to see and you get to hear music too.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The biggest set I’ve seen live was Mike Portnoy’s 2 Headed monster kit during the Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence tour in 03.

        Or

        Neil Peart on any of the 8 times I’ve seen Rush.

    • The Hyperbole

      Sure but for overlong southern rock dreck you can’t beat “Dreams I’ll Never See”

      Molly Hatchet > Lynyrd Skynyrd > Allmans Bros

      • Aloysious

        Molly Hatchet’s original line ups. What happened to that band after Lightning Strikes Twice, I think it was, was very sad.

      • EvilSheldon

        Truth.

  2. Old Man With Candy

    Gawd I hate these people.

    Then drugs fell out of their asses.

    • Spudalicious

      It was in there before I checked the morning links. I was too lazy to take it out.

      • westernsloper

        I did not need to look at Janet Yellens face again. You are the wurst.

    • westernsloper

      *wipes brow* I have been on the edge of my seat over that one.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        At least dad’s head isn’t jammed so far up his own ass it pops back out up to and looks normal.

        the singer’s dad calls for the dognappers to face attempted murder charges for shooting walker”

    • Chai Girl

      My aunt told me about it. Isn’t it crazy. I’m like WTF.

  3. Muzzled Woodchipper

    There doesn’t seem to be too much faith that this vaccine works….

    “People need to be getting tested. Just because you’re getting the vaccine, doesn’t mean you are immune. Even after you’ve gotten the second one it takes a while for it to build up,” Dr. Luke Murray said.

    They want you to continue wearing masks (double or triple masks are even better!), and getting tested, even well after your second dose. This shit isn’t about science.

    And it’s clear that the bureaucrat doctors and the actual doctors seeing patients are not together on this one. My wife went to the doctor twice in a week because of a cough, and they did not feel the need to test her either time because she didn’t meet very specific criteria (wasn’t around someone infected for an extended period), which says the doctors on the ground seem to disagree with the “we need people to continue getting tested furiously” bullshit being spouted by bureaucrats.

    https://www.wkyt.com/2021/02/27/health-experts-push-importance-of-getting-covid-19-tested-even-if-youre-vaccinated/

    • rhywun

      It’s not a traditional “vaccine” if I understand correctly, so I don’t expect any of this theater to end unless the people are revolting.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        My understanding is that the end result is the same (immune response to the virus) but the concern is that people may become asymptomatic carriers even with the vaccine.

        It would seem to me that it’s an even more ridiculous concern than regular asymptomatic spread, which is a rounding error.

      • The Hyperbole

        You said it they stink on ice!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I don’t know about revolting, but the very second I get my second shot (I don’t even have my first, and am in no hurry), I won’t wear a mask at all under any circumstances. Not even as a courtesy to businesses.

        I’m already at the stage just below, which (for me) is to wear no mask as the default, and only out one on if a representative of a company asks me to, and there’s a good chance I’ll just walk out if he/she does rather than comply.

      • Gustave Lytton

        So neither was smallpox vaccine. Or at least the historical cowpox version of that vaccine.

      • Fourscore

        “unless the people are revolting”

        “They sure are!”

        /Wiz of Id

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The trial for the J&J vaccine had 7 deaths in the placebo group of 22,000 people. A 0.032% mortality rate. There’s nothing for the vaccine prevent. This is like when Baghdad Bob did his propaganda thing with American tanks in the background.

      I have not reviewed the trial details, but I’m assuming they excluded the very old and those with severe comorbidities. If so, this would be the true mortality rate of covid for the majority of the population.

      • Playa Manhattan

        They did exclude old people.

        When the FDA issues the EUA, it will likely be for people ages 18-65.

      • Chafed

        I doubt it. Moderna’s trial didn’t have anyone over 80 in it. There is no upper age limit for use.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘The trial for the J&J vaccine had 7 deaths in the placebo group of 22,000 people. A 0.032% mortality rate.’

        If true, that’s a mortality rate roughly on par with receiving a colonoscopy.

        We should destroy the world’s economy and implement a mixture of Marxism and Fascism until we purge the world of deaths by insurance covered ass probing.

      • Chafed

        Hello covid anal swab tests.

      • Trigger Hippie

        The CCP truly are engineering the future…one indignity at a time.

  4. Nephilium

    As mentioned, it’s a Saturday, which means there will be a Zoom/Happy Hour/Third thing starting up tonight at 20:00 Eastern.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hrm…maybe after my cajun feast. Gumbo and dirty rice. Could not find okra..not even frozen, file it is

      • pistoffnick

        “Could not find okra…”

        There are very few things I don’t like. Okra is one of them.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I thought you had serious problems, and this confirms that suspicion.

      • westernsloper

        Okra is disgusting. Nick has some serious problems but that is not one of them.

      • SP

        Word.

      • Fourscore

        Sometimes you get lucky, OBE, this is your day

  5. DEG

    Oh yeah. I like that song.

    Former Acting Director of National Intelligence Ric Grenell didn’t rule out running for California governor after teasing a potential challenge to Gov. Gavin Newsom in his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).

    Yuck. A swamp creature as a possible replacement for Newsom if the recall goes through? Assuming he is a swamp creature, he did work for Trump. Did McConnel suggest Grenell?

    Orbital Assembly Corp., a California-based startup that wants to pioneer construction and infrastructure in outer space, has hit its $1 million fundraising goal and aims to open an operational luxury hotel in orbit in 2027.

    Screwing in space would be interesting.

    • Hank

      Do you get a tax writeoff for holding conferences at space hotels, or does the new global tax eliminate such loopholes?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Screwing the motion of…nothing?

    • EvilSheldon

      $1mil? Christ…

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that’s not enough money to launch a bedbug larva into space.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Why am I not shocked that the kid of a weather underground terrorist is a DA in San Francisco?

      • westernsloper

        Ya, I kind of did a double take and then said, “yep, makes sense.”

      • rhywun

        He’s a true red-diaper baby. Supposedly funded by Soros, to boot.

      • mrfamous

        He was raised by Barack Obama’s good friends Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn since both his parents were in prison. He also worked as an interpreter for Hugo Chavez.

        That may sound all like Alex Jones conspiracy theory stuff to say about the San Francisco DA, but no it’s 100% true.

        This kid was given every advantage and opportunity in life because of who his parents and his parents’ friends were. Being chic terrorists is apparently more advantageous than the being the normal kind.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      As a toddler, Chesa Boudin was dropped off at a babysitter before the robbery and was later raised by his parents’ Weather Underground compatriots, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.

      [his mom] Kathy pleaded guilty to felony murder and was released on parole in 2003 after serving 22 years in prison. In 2008, she was named an adjunct professor at the Columbia University School of Social Work.

      Because fucking of course she was.

      • rhywun

        She meant well. Because she cares.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yes, the outrage that elderly prisoners in congregate living that the state has assumed the responsibility for their care and safety should be vaccinated ahead of lower risk persons. Outrage!

  6. mexican sharpshooter

    The aim is to find a common solution to address the policy dilemma of how to tax profits earned in one country by a company headquartered in another that offers more favorable tax treatment.

    Hooray! That’s going to suck for Ireland.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Set corporate tax rates to zero. Problem solved.

    • Gustave Lytton

      They’ll blame Brexit for their Troubles.

    • Raven Nation

      I read one version of that story (not sure if it’s the same one linked), and what struck me about the tone of the piece was that it was all centered around the logistics and mechanics of how to tax these profits. There was no discussion of the purpose of taxes or the need for income or anything. It was just: here are profits, they must be taxed.

    • Count Potato

      I wonder what the original picture was.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      When that breaks open, do HCQ tablets fall out?

      • Count Potato

        Out of its ass?

      • Agent Cooper

        Do you want people to die?

      • Ted S.

        Politicians and government-health people foisting the lockdowns on us? If somebody has to die because of the pandemic, why not them?

      • Agent Cooper

        I was joking about the HCQ killing people. Follow along.

    • Fourscore

      27th-o de Februario? Mexican-Americans gonna be pissed the way he’s torturing that virus

  7. hayeksplosives

    Fun random diversion

    As I’ve mentioned, I have a true crime themed “page a day” calendar. Today’s crime is a bizarre escape from the grim news.

    First, the discovery:

    In the summer of 2009, administrators at the Tring branch of the Natural History Museum, London, discovered that a room containing some of the museum’s collection of 750,000 bird specimens had been broken into and 299 rare tropical bird specimens had been stolen.

    What kind of wierdo breaks into a museum for feathers? This kind:

    Fifteen months later, 22 yr old Edwin Rist, an American studying flute at London’s Royal Academy of music was arrested in his apartment, surrounded by ziplock bags filled with colorful plumes and boxes of what remained of skins.

    But how?

    Rist was charged with orchestrating the heist. Posing as a photographer, Rist first cased the room. Then, months later, he returned with a glass cutter, latex gloves, and a large suitcase.

    Why?

    Rist began selling the feathers and skins on the black market, known as the “feather underground.” Most of the buyers were fly-tyers obsessed with re-creating 19th-century recipes for fishing lures.

    Rist’s use of his loot:

    Rist used the tens of thousands of dollars he made on the feather underground to buy a new flute.

    That’s…disappointing after the oddity of the rest of the tale.

    The justice:

    He never served jail time and now lives in Germany, where he makes heavy metal flute videos.

    Sounds like a Will Farrell movie pitch.

    • Ted S.

      To be fair, high quality musical instruments can get very expensive.

    • R C Dean

      “tens of thousands of dollars he made on the feather underground”

      This gives me hope for this timeline.

      • rhywun

        feather underground

        *Chesa Boudin’s ears perk up*

    • EvilSheldon

      When I was working in the Smithsonian as an AV contractor, some cow-orkers and I came up with a plan to clean out the Blue Vault (contains the Hope Diamond, among other things) that I’m pretty sure we could have pulled off.

      The security in all of the Smithsonian museums is not great. The biggest reason that they haven’t been hit more often, is that they just don’t have a whole lot of stuff on display that you could sell.

      • zwak

        Every couple years I hear about some major art theft, Munch’s The Scream was one, and the paintings always seem to turn up unsold, tucked away somewhere. These objects are so famous that no one would take them off the thieves’ hands.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘…where he makes heavy metal flute videos.’

      Jethro Stole?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      they were warned not to go on so-called ‘fun drives’ with him in his white Dodge Challenger ‘because bad things happened’.

      Cawthorn, who was paralyzed from the waist down in a 2014 car crash

      Story checks out.

    • CPRM

      One woman said she went out for a drive with Cawthorn and he started ‘taking me out to the middle of nowhere’ while asking questions about her purity ring

      Euphemisms all the way down?

    • R C Dean

      Reading the details, it’s a big nothing. He hit on them, they didn’t take him up, the end.

      • Gustave Lytton

        But he was a yucky broke dick so he shouldn’t have tried!

        The rest, who know how much is bluster and how much is actually true. Except for limited circumstances, you get an appointment to a service academy, you don’t apply. And even if he was rejected, an injury of that extent certainly derails a future application or appeal.

        Completely ignored is someone that young with almost zero life experience shouldn’t be in Congress in the first place.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      As am I….. Fuuck.

      • westernsloper

        You are a horrible person Yufus.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Back atcha Old Fucker!

      • R C Dean

        #metoo.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        C’mon guys. Too soon!

      • Annoyed Nomad

        holds hand over mouth while chuckling

    • Not Adahn

      The Coming to America reaction was perfect.

      • dbleagle

        LOL. I’ll see ya both in hell.

      • rhywun

        #mefive

    • Spudalicious

      That was fucking funny. Sorry for the kid with the club feet though.

      /not going to hell

    • Gustave Lytton

      OT: sorry I didn’t reply in the dead thread. Took the wife out to Thai and got distracted.

      Leaving aside the less 100% efficacy of all vaccines, polio vaccine is a perfect example of vaccines not providing full sterilizing immunity yet are good enough for purpose- IPV has been shown to have viral shedding in challenge studies while OPV has led to vaccine derived polioviruses and corresponding outbreaks.

      • Gustave Lytton

        MrFamous is exactly right in his reply about the lack of proportionality in assessing risk. I’d also add the danger of arguing against the authoritarians on utilitarian grounds, despite the emotional appeal. It concedes ground and accepts that under some scenario, they’re acceptable. And they are not, even if the IFR was 80%.

    • Trigger Hippie

      HAHAHA…We don’t need no water, let that motherfucker burn!

  8. SP

    We’ve already opened (and mostly consumed) a bottle of excellent wine. So. Watch out Zoomers!

    • EvilSheldon

      So where is the Zoom link these days?

      • EvilSheldon

        Never mind. I’ma gonna jump in after dealing with this steak and this box of Merlot…

    • Ted S.

      Riunite is not excellent.

      • dbleagle

        Decent enough for cooking in some dishes. Drinking. NFW

      • Spudalicious

        Based on the commercials, it’s supposed to be on ice.

    • Playa Manhattan

      I could probably name less than 10% of those movies/musicals.

      • Ted S.

        Well, all of the movies used are in the description of the video.

      • Playa Manhattan

        It’s unlikely that I’d be able to match the movies in the list to any of the clips.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The usual suspects outshine the others: Astaire, Kelly, Charisse, and of course… the Nicholas Brothers, the likes of which we will probably never see again.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t521jxF8tyc

      • Ted S.

        Here they are with Dorothy Dandridge in a song that earned Glenn Miller an Oscar nomination.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        True masters.

        Baryshnikov is a huge fan of theirs. Their skills were superhuman.

        Gregory Hines said that he and his brother were compared to them when they were young. At the time, he had never seen them dance and thought to himself, “Well, I’m pretty good, they must be pretty good too.” Then he saw them dance and said “Yeah, I’ll never be that good.”

        Harold at 69 years old: https://youtu.be/_Iwx44N0K4Y?t=217

        Just unreal.

    • Fourscore

      Bing & Bob, Mickey Rooney, Gene Kelly a couple times, Sammy Davis makes an appearance, lots of old people I recognize

  9. Ayn Random Variation

    I saw The Allman Brothers at the Beacon and I was blow away by their stamina. I felt like paying extra when I left.

  10. creech

    Re: Earlier beer discussion
    Isn’t the independent brewery movement getting a little silly? Here’s what “Naked Brewery” in Kennett Square, PA, is touting (from today’s local newsrag):
    “a fluffy and full-flavored hazy double dry hopped IPA” called “Cat-a-Pillar.” The label features “a cat grooving on a mushroom” and the artwork is described as “Woodstock psychedelic Alice in Wonderland-esque.”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Breweries often double as Taprooms/Pubs, I know I enjoy lunch and some good local beer from time time, many people do,

    • Nephilium

      There’s some pushback from some of the newer breweries just naming their beer by the style instead of coming up with new and unique names for every beer. It also doesn’t help that with all of the breweries trying to come up with new and unique names, there’s been several instances of multiple breweries using the same name for different beers.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Every market has a stoner brewery. Usually they’re terrible.

  11. commodious spittoon

    Pretty sure our world is being run by 8chan. We’re all its pawns.

  12. Hank

    Too good not to share (which of you wrote it?)

    “It’s bound to backfire. In our frenetic necrophobia, we flee death, avoiding contact with others, locking ourselves in our homes, obsessively washing our hands, avoiding public places and gatherings—all for the sake of survival. But a life without human touch, a life in which we never venture, a life without risk is no life at all, but a living death. To preserve bare life at all costs is suicide. To elevate bare life as the supreme value, we have to make the supreme sacrifice of life itself. And so we flee from death, and find ourselves rushing to death’s embrace, strangely comforted. Our necrophobia becomes necrophilia.”

    https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2021/02/canceling-love-in-the-name-of-love

    • Fourscore

      Thanks Hank, when I go into a rage with some of my masked friends that’s what I sound like, only with out the big words.

      My daughter works in a nursing home, required to mask up. She lets her mask slip so the old people can see her smile, when she’s alone with a client.

      Old folks need that, especially. They are already on the downhill side. I really can’t understand my friends being so frightened, we see the pages of the calendar slipping away, it’s like saving the ice cream for later.

      We’re past the best used by date and we’re supposed to be worried? WTF is that all about.

    • Grosspatzer

      Thanks, and like Fourscore I am inclined to express similar sentiments far less eloquently. Life is far too short to waste worrying about its inevitable ending.

    • hayeksplosives

      I couldn’t agree more. I’ve been saying since the beginning that there is more to life than the elimination of all risk.

      The cheesy line from Braveheart comes to mind: “Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.”

    • Tejicano

      One of the things that 4 years in the Marine infantry as a young man taught me was that death smiles at us all; the best we can do is smile back.

  13. DEG

    Arkansas governor lifts most Lil Rona Panic restrictions

    Effective immediately, Arkansas is lifting nearly all restrictions on businesses related to the coronavirus pandemic. Gov. Asa Hutchinson announced Friday that all capacity limits on businesses and large gatherings will only be recommendations, and not enforceable by law.

    Speaking in a news conference at the state Capitol, Hutchinson said the goal is to give businesses more flexibility to tailor public health guidelines to better fit with their day-to-day operations.

    “They are incentivized to follow the guidelines because that gives them business liability protection, because the business liability protection is based upon following public health guidelines and making a good faith effort to make sure everyone is safe in their employment,” Hutchinson said. “And so it does not mean a change in behavior that you will see.”

    Hutchinson says the statewide mask mandate will remain in effect until at least March 31. He says if the state meets certain criteria, including having a seven-day rolling average of positive COVID-19 tests under 10%, or fewer than 750 Arkansans hospitalized with the virus if testing is diminished, then the mask mandate will end on that date.

  14. Hank

    I should stop with the Daily Mail links, but they’re like a cornucopia of clickworthy material, much of it newsworthy (more newsworthy than at certain other media sources, anyway).

    Let me try to outdo their headline writers in describing this.

    Begorrah! Irish High Court gets case of 30 Facebook moderators who were traumatized by the content they were moderating

    The recruiting companies who got them jobs at Facebook are also getting sued

    PTST symptoms alleged, including attempted suicide

    Facebook settled a similar case in the U. S. last year

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9308337/Dozens-moderators-sue-Facebook-severe-mental-trauma-exposure-violent-images-work.html

    • Grosspatzer

      Holy shit. I work for an outfit that provides analytics to the digital advertising world, a business which requires among other things categorizing website content. I signed an employment agreement which included language to the effect that in carrying out my responsibilities I might be exposed to offensive content and this was part of the job. In other words, don’t work here if this is an issue.

      Sounds like FB has something similar, but that apparently does not matter. There are plenty of snowflakes at my shop who would delight in this kind of stupidity. I sincerely hope this does not give them any ideas.

  15. Grosspatzer

    I am a seriously uncultured individual; for example, I have never seen “Network”. I am in the midst of rectifying that omission, and just dropped in to say…

    I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

    Back to watching Howard Beale having a breakdown…

    • Ted S.

      Rosebud was his sled.

      • Grosspatzer

        What are you trying to say, citizen?

  16. Tres Cool

    Im off to work kids. Mind ye olde shoppe.

  17. egould310

    Now I’m watching “Rage To Kill”. This movie is real shitty too. Hopefully there will be boobs. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093821/

    • rhywun

      Columbo double feature. This is what my Saturdays have become?

      I keed. I love these.

      • egould310

        I’m giving Columbo a break right now. Not for me; I’ll watch it every day. But I went through all the episodes twice in the last year and my wife is like, “More Columbo?”

      • rhywun

        I’ve seen most of them during the new normal but tonite’s 2nd feature is new to me. Yay!

      • egould310

        Enjoy!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Uh, just one more episode…

      • Grosspatzer

        What you did, it has been seen.

  18. hayeksplosives

    When the home health nurse came out today and showed me how to give the daily infusion of antibiotics into my husband’s PICC line, she had to ask various questions for the form.

    One section was about social health and interaction.
    “Do you have a group outside the home, like a church, you meet with?”
    “Not since lockdown.”
    “Do you go to any other club meetings?”
    “Not anymore. The Moose lodge is closed and so is the VFW.”
    “How often do you see relatives?”
    “It’s been over a year now.”

    She made some “Hmms” and other sounds of surprise/concern.

    Where the hell else are supposed to go meeting people? Even the golf club is closed to indoor dining so we don’t see friends at the “corner pub” any more. He can’t play with a band or even go see live music.

    It’s definitely affecting his mental health. Looking at the internet is a mixed bag, and generally has more rage inducing material than cute cat videos.

    I can only imagine the effect this has had on people with clinical depression pre-lockdown.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Yep, I couldn’t go to a club and meet girls if I tried, no Clubs….
      /Sigh…

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        STEVE SMITH SAY TRY DIFFERENT CLUB.

    • DEG

      I saw the updates about your husband. I hope he pulls through.

      These lockdowns have been fucking destructive.

    • Grosspatzer

      It is rage inducing. Impotent rage, at least in my case. If Dante were still around he would need to create a tenth circle to house the vermin who perpetrated this disaster.

      Sorry about your situation, hope it gets better soon.

      • Akira

        If Dante were still around he would need to create a tenth circle to house the vermin who perpetrated this disaster.

        Indeed. Maybe sentence them to wipe Satan’s ass in the innermost circle??

        Seriously though, anyone who took part in the decision to ban Hydroxychloriquine should be in fucking prison.

  19. rhywun

    I think I’ve found peak woke.

    These “Imperfect Foods” commercials. It looks like a subscription service for food that grocery stores were going to throw out. One of the commercials has some snotty girl preaching about how responsible her parents are now.

    They’re worse than the “Boll and Branch” commercials.

    • Grosspatzer

      You need to go to their website for the full experience. They do not disappoint.

      • Chipwooder

        I would have guessed it is a Bee parody if I didn’t know better.

    • slumbrew

      *quietly slides Imperfect box out of view*

      • Gustave Lytton

        Imperfect box, my carpentry.

      • rhywun

        Are your children so proud of you?

      • slumbrew

        Man, I didn’t even know i had children. This is worse than I thought.

      • slumbrew

        (I’ve never seen the ads and it was something my wife signed up for – it’s been fine; I suspect they’re losing money)

      • Chipwooder

        Looking at the prices, I suspect you’re right

      • slumbrew

        They provide refunds at the drop off a hat as well – one egg cracked? The whole dozen is credited. Etc.

        They’re just trying to grow market share at this point, I’m sure. That can be good for the consumer.

      • Chipwooder

        I mean 17-19 pounds of produce for $22? Even if it’s “imperfect”, that’s dirt cheap.

        Maybe they have some deep-pocketed investor who is willing to eat major losses to get it off the ground.

      • slumbrew

        You get some humorous produce – we got some limes this week that were maybe an inch and a half wide.

  20. hayeksplosives

    Camp Pendleton has been firing away all day, and still going into the night.

    I feel conflicted.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They have to prep up for whatever else Biden wants to them to do…if he remembers.

    • Don escaped Cancun

      tell Sgt Hacker to pipe down or shove off or whatever

    • egould310

      Yes.

  21. Yusef drives a Kia

    I got a huge amount of mushrooms today, we get the freshest stuff, because, us, way more than I and my Sister can eat, Yikes!

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    Gourmet Mushrooms, Inc.
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/iMbGYnPEZrwTDcse6
    the three boxes in the back are 6 packs of the Maitakes, which are delicious,
    /Fringe Benefits….

    • DEG

      Nice!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s a great place to work, I came in today and ran 120′ of Copper line for a new water system, boss texts me around 7 tonight thanking me for getting shit done, pretty cool.
        I’m the Electrician,

      • DEG

        Sounds like you are in a good place.

        I like that.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yes Sir, I actually don’t mind going to work, my bills are in order (Kind of), now I just need to find a Lady Friend,
        and it’s thanks to You and the rest of the Glibs,
        Cheers!

      • DEG

        🙂

      • rhywun

        I’ll be honest… when you mentioned “mushrooms” some days ago, I had something else in mind.

        These look great.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Sister is going to show me how to cook them tomorrow, we will feast!
        there is a story about a former worker I might tell sometime regarding certain things growing that shouldn’t have been,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My Company, David Law, the owner is way cool,
        https://www.mycopia.com/

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m happy for you, dude. 2020 was an incredibly shitty year for you. Glad to see you find a measure of happiness this cycle around the sun.

    • Akira

      Awesome dude!
      I’ve learned to love mushrooms again… When I was about 6, I ate a can of mushroom soup and threw up, then I never liked them. In my late 20s, I got sick of having to avoid them and ask for “no mushrooms” at restaurants. So one day, I bought a box of mushrooms, fried them in butter, and forced myself to eat every single one. Seneca was right – the things we’re afraid of are not a fraction as bad as we imagine them to be.

      Now I can chow down on some fungus with no issue. In fact, one of my favorite foods is Neapolitan-style pizza with capicola and portobella mushrooms. Da bomb.

      • rhywun

        Ha I had something similar. At a pretentious fart’s house for lunch – he served a bunch of 16-year-old kids a plate of mushrooms each. WTF? I couldn’t eat it.

        I still question the texture but I love the flavor in stews and such.

      • slumbrew

        Mushrooms are one of many items on the list of things I hated (or thought I hated) when I was younger that I love now.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The Shop people say Maitake is the best, and I have plenty, and I guess I can get them whenever I want, cool Job,

      • Akira

        I still question the texture but I love the flavor in stews and such.

        Yea, the texture can be odd. My favorite way to enjoy them is sliced very thin and roasted or fried, e.g. baked on a pizza or in a stir-fry.

        I’m even thinking about starting a shitake mushroom farm in my yard, but growing mushrooms is a whole science in itself.

      • Tejicano

        I like stuffing an omelet with fried onion, bell peppers, ham, and mushrooms (all diced). The mushroom adds an element which really enhances the experience.

    • rhywun

      BERGEN STRONG!

      • Grosspatzer

        This is truly la-la land. In my nabe there are signs on lawns objecting to bear hunts, presumably because the bruins are so cute in suburban settings.

      • dbleagle

        I have lived in major bear habitats in the western states and I never saw bears on some many different occasions as when I did the NJ portion of the Appalachian Trail. They were everywhere. NJ needs a hunt to both cull numbers and to remind them they are not #1 on the food chain.

        (Note about grizzly bear country. Man is wise to remember that he is number 2 on the food chain there and act like it.)

      • Grosspatzer

        You bet we do. The Appalachian trail is God’s country, not surprising to see bears there. I am 12 miles from Manhattan and woke up one morning to see a black bear cub (cute little guy, when they caught him they estimated 180 lbs) in my next-door neighbor’s driveway. Did not stick around to see if mama was nearby.

  23. pistoffnick

    There is an Italian Netflix movie called “Rose Island” out there on the aether’s. If’n you can find it, it is worth the watch.

    Based on a true story, basically a newly graduated engineer gets sick of all the regulations and builds an island in international waters off of Italy.

    • UnCivilServant

      Gets overrun by barbary pirates?

      • pistoffnick

        Close, Italian navy.

      • zwak

        So, boats that look nice but overheat in any traffic and rust before they are launched?

      • UnCivilServant

        They sailed imports.

    • hayeksplosives

      I will try to remember that.

  24. Gustave Lytton

    I need a Glibervention. Ive gone bottom shelf. Duggans Dew and Teachers are my Scotch and picked up a bottle of Old Granddad instead of Woodford.

    • slumbrew

      Love yourself, dude.

      • slumbrew

        (drinking Suntory Toki, so I shouldn’t talk)

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I have some Bitchin Local Ale in the the fridge,still drinkin’ Natty Ice, go figure…

      • hayeksplosives

        I got orange juice.

        Kind of “meh”.

        A year without booze as of yesterday. I don’t miss it. I do miss the ceremony a bit, the comradely.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        hmmm,

    • Chafed

      Are you enjoying them or wishing for something better?

      • dbleagle

        Hine cognac while watching film noir this evening. I do approve. For other brown liquids I have Remy VSOP, Tullamore Dew, Buffalo Trace and Glenmorangie.

      • hayeksplosives

        Your latter two are some of my favorites.

      • Tejicano

        I’ve been in rotation between Woodford Reserve, Buffalo Trace, Glenlivet, and Jameson’s. I need to pick up a nice Anejo to round it out a bit more.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I actually am enjoying them.

        Completely unrelated, I’m considering using Entry of the Gladiators for a coworkers’ ringtone.

  25. hayeksplosives

    Episode 1844 if Tom Woods podcast is about restaurant owners (a husband and wife team, Woodchips BBQ, trying to defy Michigan’s draconian and baseless virus lockdown “rules”.

    One infuriating thing they shared was that when Michigan courts said the Governor doesn’t have the power to put those rules in place, the Michigan Health & Human Services issued the exact same rule the Governor had.

    When the restaurant decided to open up anyway, the local sheriff said he wouldn’t enforce anything against them. The police said they’d have to file a complaint if anybody did complain but otherwise wouldn’t mess with them.

    The judicial branch did the right thing, the law enforcement did, and the legislature abdicated its powers to the executive.

    So the executive took total command and pulled the restaurant’s liquor license because they’d committed a crime on premises, and the crime was an unconstitutional executive fiat.

    What the heck happened to balance of power? We have elected emperors and near-hereditary bureaucrats.

    (Link to episode: https://tomwoods.com/ep-1844-restaurant-owners-resist-lockdowners/ )

    • Akira

      And the people who say Trump is a “threat to Democracy” are cheering while governors and unelected health bureaucrats trample the separation of powers.

  26. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam ?

  27. Tres Cool

    Know what you call a midget, psychic, felon, that’s on the lam ?

    A small medium, at large.