IFLA: The “Steady Change” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 7

by | Mar 7, 2021 | IFLA | 147 comments

Sorry if I’ve been distracted lately, but puppy!  They get cuter as they approach adoption age — no doubt this is an evolutionary advantage.  And while I thought I was going to wind up with a blonde Great Pyr, Lily’s turning out to be a large Khaki Retriever.  She’s got her dad’s instincts; when she’s let outside, she gets objects and brings them back to my brother.  Only two of her litter are doing that, so it’s a shame I’m not a hunter.  Anyway, what was I saying?  Oh yes, easily distracted.  Stars.

There’s only one but it is quite unusual in its persistence. The planets, like, move maaan, and the inner ones move particularly quickly.  The moon moves even faster.  Most alignments involving them form and break quickly. If the moon is involved, it’s usually less than a day in duration.  However, because of the relative positions of the Earth and Jupiter, we actually see an alignment of the Moon – Mercury – Jupiter that lasts for more than a week.  It starts off today, reaches its perfection on Tuesday, and kind of slides around the sky for the rest of the week.  If you remember last week’s discussion of Jupiter, we know this event involves government, and both Mercury and the moon are strong harbingers of change.  Mercury is also representative of news, and the moon of the ocean.  During the time of the alignment the moon begins in Capricorn (the sea goat) and sweeps through Aquarius (the water bearer) and Pisces (the fishes).  Told you the moon moves fast.  But anyway, look at all the water/maritime signs happening here (I didn’t even mention Mercury being in Pisces or Jupiter in Aquarius) — obviously this change in government is going to involve someone getting wet.  Back in the day, we’d tell the king to watch for a messenger by water (Mercury in Pisces) or caution against sending emissaries by boat.  But that’s not really a thing anymore, so… fishing rights?  Prince Philip passes out and drowns in a bathtub?  The straits of Taiwan?  Mars is in Gemini, which does not bode for an imminent attack — it’s more of a conquest via diplomacy sign.

The cards agree that this is going to be A Big Week, though they are very pointedly vague about how.

Pisces:  The Chariot reversed – Riot, quarrel, dispute, litigation, defeat.

Aries:  4 of Swords –  Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb

Taurus:  9 of Wands – strength in opposition, delay, suspension, adjournment

Gemini:  2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy, the interrelation of the sexes

Cancer:  Queen of Coins reversed –  Evil, suspicion, suspense, fear, mistrust.

Leo:  The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, address, subtlety; sickness, pain, loss, disaster, snares of enemies; self-confidence, will

Virgo:  3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

Libra:  Page of Swords reversed – The evil side of authority and surveillance, what is unforeseen, unprepared state, sickness

Scorpio:  The Sun reversed – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment but all in a lesser sense than were the card upright, also diminishment, withering, decay.

Sagittarius:  The High Priestess – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days; the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance

Capricorn:  The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Aquarius:  The Blank Card – tabula rasa, lack of guidance, freedom

 

 

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

147 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Great looking pups, lucky guy Adahn

  2. Ownbestenemy

    2020 was a Pisces?

    Riot, quarrel, dispute, litigation, defeat.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.
    You can say that again…..

    L

    • TARDis

      Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

      Looks like a bunch of folks are going to have a bad week.

      • hayeksplosives

        Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

      • TARDis

        Hey, you already gave up booze. No need to give up all your vices.

      • DrOtto

        Never trust someone without a vice. Also, abstinence in moderation.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Not from my perspective, that can be other people acting that Toward you according to Science!

      • TARDis

        It’s good that you have a positive mind.

        Unfortunately for me, those traits sound just like current version of me. ?

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    WTF?

  5. CPRM

    Nothing in here tells me if the hot lady cop I met last night wants to do me! This is all a lie!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Tell us more

      • CPRM

        I’ve seen her at work before, never met her. Couldn’t hit on her…THEY are watching…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Darn it, always they, getting in the way,

      • creech

        Didn’t stop the Guv of NY.

      • Fourscore

        “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”

    • Ted S.

      You must not be a Gemini.

  6. BakedPenguin

    Leo: The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, address, subtlety; sickness, pain, loss, disaster, snares of enemies; self-confidence, will

    Huh. Are you sure you read the cards right, Not Adahn? That doesn’t sound like me. The rest of it does, though.

  7. KromulentKristen

    Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb

    Finally, a good one!!

    • hayeksplosives

      That by you is a good one?

      I was thinking we are doomed again. (Bangs virtual ram horns as fist bump against KK horns).

      • KromulentKristen

        I’m a misanthropic introvert. It’s quite the combination

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I like the cut of your jib KK,

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The High Priestess – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days; the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance

    So- “Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”

    • CPRM

      A Scarlett Witch? [Nerds applaud and ignore a terrible first season for the show]

    • Cy Esquire

      Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.

      • Tundra

        Hail to the King, baby.

      • hayeksplosives

        Might be time for a viewing. I still have the DVD.

        I used to have the VHS tape, in the 90s when everyone wanted cool wAV files on all their computer alerts. I dutifully forwarded the VHS tape to the right spot and input it to my pc to capture audio.

        I had the one you quote above, “honey, you got real ugly”, “Come get some” and other choice bits.

        What a nerd! Good times.

      • Tundra

        It’s a top 5 for me. Along with Big Trouble In Little China.

      • egould310

        Top 5 absolutely. Off the cuff:
        1. Die Hard
        2. Maltese Falcon
        3. Godfather
        4. Army of Darkness
        5. Blade Runner

        That list can change on any given day, or hour.

      • Tundra

        Nice list!

        1. Midnight Run
        2. Big Trouble in Little China
        3. Army of Darkness
        4. Grosse Pointe Blank
        5. Miracle

        And yes, subject to change.

      • Cy Esquire

        I’ll play.

        1. Rock N Rolla
        2. Army of Darkness
        3. Fightclub
        4. Pulp Fiction
        5. Dogma

      • DrOtto

        Grosse Pointe Blank has an absolutely excellent sound track in addition to being an excellent movie.

      • egould310

        Midnight Run is great. Big Trouble; anything with Kurt Russell gets a lot if traction in this household. I’ll have to watch Grosse Pointe Blank again. I thought it was boring on my first go around.

        Please forgive me; I have not seen Miracle. Maybe I’ll remedy that this evening.

      • egould310

        @Cy

        Pulp Fiction top ten
        Dogma is awesome; but Clerks maybe Chasing Amy
        RocknRolla is awesome but Lock Stock…

        I dig your style.

      • Cy Esquire

        Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

      • hayeksplosives

        Also a favorite, but it didn’t make it into the WAV file clip pile.

        I did isolate snd record Jeremy Irons in Reversal of Fortune: “You have no idea.”

  9. Trigger Hippie

    ‘strength in opposition, delay, suspension, adjournment’

    A coworker is going to be a dickhead all week, my car will breakdown on the way to work, be taken to the shop, a suspension issue is found, takes all week to get it back.

    Got it.

    • Not Adahn

      Since the picture on the Rider-Waite deck for the nine of wands, kind of looks like a dude standing behind a palisade, the “strength in opposition” is intended to mean that you’re in a defensible position.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m not defensive! Shut up!

  10. Don escaped Cancun

    Scorpio: The Sun reversed – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment but all in a lesser sense than were the card upright, also diminishment, withering, decay.

    Jill! Have you seen my teeth !

    • hayeksplosives

      ROFL

      • Don escaped Cancun

        are you getting any rest these days? seems like you’re on here at least every other hour

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s about the pattern. I think it adds up to enough.

        Last night I had a nightmare, which is rare for me. Betrays an unsettled mind.

      • l0b0t

        One important effect (to me) of the THC is the dream inhibiting quality. My dreams, left unsuppressed, are incredibly vivid and engaging; even when not of the nightmare variety, they preclude a restful sleep every time.

  11. zwak

    The blank card. Tabula Rasa.

    Fweedom.

  12. Not Adahn

    Just got back from Warrensburg and made it out of there under $120. Looking forward to trying out their braunschweiger. There is a bookstore on main street that may have crossed the line from “charmingly overstuffed and cluttered” to “cry for help.” I honestly don’t think UnCiv can make it into the shop. I had to walk sideways at all times. There were multiple hallways that were completely inaccessible because of the book piles. All the shelves were two layers of books deep, and some of them I had to inspect by sticking a flashlight in because they were so close together that no light could make it in.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s the low ceilings, isn’t it?

      • Not Adahn

        I honestly don’t think there was more than an 18″ clear path on the floor, and I know that I couldn’t square my shoulders and move between the shelves they were that close together. But yeah, it’s right on Main on the way to Oscar’s. I can’t remember what’s it’s called. You can park on the street in front of it, or there’s a parking lot behind it. They literally had shelves of books (not expensive ones, Star Trek paperbacks and the like) on the front porch.

      • UnCivilServant

        I can get through that sideways.

        But how are you supposed to follow the illegal diktats?

      • Not Adahn

        The owner (I assume) was not masked. Neither were the cats.

      • Cy Esquire

        It’s hard to have cats and nice things.

      • KromulentKristen

        My cat pissed on the very first nice leather handbag I ever bought. It dried before I noticed. When I got on Metro to go to work, I kept wondering which of my fellow commuters smelled like cat piss, then the smell followed me off the train.

      • Ted S.

        LOL!

    • zwak

      A bookstore like that is what we used to call, back when I was in the business, a “live” store. When books are coming in so fast that they cannot process them quickly enough and so they pile up, is a place where you can find some real treasures at great prices. A “dead” store is one that every book has been checked against online pricing, alphabetized on the shelves, and the staff has enough time to sit around a judge the customers. In other words, not enough books are coming in. There are zero deals to be had in this type of shop.

      I have worked in both, and a live shop is so much more fun.

      • Not Adahn

        I picked up a 1924 printing of the Scoutmaster’s Handbook in excellent condition for $30.

      • hayeksplosives

        My little treasure found in such a shop is the four volume “History of the English Speaking Peoples” by Winston Churchill.

        Not sure what year. And I’m presently too well snuggled in bed to go look.

      • Not Adahn

        They had a blue-leather gilt-edged edition of The Fountainhead but they wanted $175 for it.

      • hayeksplosives

        Honestly, her books are important but not terribly enjoyable.

        Good choice to save the money.

      • hayeksplosives

        Interesting little vignette there. Thanks for sharing.

    • Don escaped Cancun

      I finally read your comments on my truck article.

      90% we’ve done some business.

      • Cy Esquire

        You don’t have any KTA19’s lying around anywhere do you? Reman? New? I’m not picky.

      • Cy Esquire

        That won’t fit into the engine room. Hell, it might exceed the deck rating of 350 tons.

      • mikey

        Enjoyed your article Don. As a wee lad I prided myself in being able to ID all the big truck brands. I’ve wondered what happened to them. Now I know.
        No Diamond T though.
        In some summer day camp they’d pile all us kiddies into the back of a Diamond T stake bed for interesting tours.
        Once the brakes went out coming down the hills into Palo Alto. That was fun! Probably couldn’t do that today.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    I picked up a 1924 printing of the Scoutmaster’s Handbook in excellent condition for $30.

    More like the He-Man-Woman-Hater’s Handbook.

    Also racist.

    • Not Adahn

      I don’t have an original, but from a reprint of the 1910, the BSA originally had a “Chief Scout Stalker,” who was responsible for teaching stalking skills. Even into the ’50s, the Fieldbook talked about how to cross ridgelines without being seen and suchlike.

      • Raven Nation

        Had to be.

    • creech

      Also, Girl Scouts were using swastika in them there days. I have a circa 1930 picture of my mom in GS uniform with a swastika badge. (No, not in Germany.)

      • hayeksplosives

        Swastikas were used a lot for “luck” before they got usurped by the Nazis.

        You can find all kinds of “Good luck’!” Postcards with shamrocks, horseshoes, swastikas, kewpies, and other good luck symbols.

        Swedish power company Asea (now the first A in ABB) used the swastika as their symbol, which was appropriate in the land of runestones. When I toured their hydro generators in Wattenfall, I noticed that every lovely brass brush on the generators was inscribed with a swastika. They’re still working after all these years, so why not?

        It’s a bit like claiming the OK hand gesture is now white supremacy.

      • l0b0t

        Ovaltine had a mail in promotion back in the early 1930s whereby one could send in for a Indian sandalwood medallion, carved into a “… swastika, the Hindoo symbol of good luck.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        BESURETO

      • DrOtto

        See also many antique Oriental and Persian rugs.

      • Ted S.

        Don’t forget the Bellamy Salute.

      • Don escaped Cancun

        David or Homer ?

      • C. Anacreon

        +1 Let Your Love Flow

      • zwak

        Yeah, I have a couple of early Kipling books with an elephant and swastika on the cover.

      • zwak

        Also, the swastika was the name for the New Mexico State University yearbook until fairly recently.

  14. Tundra

    Puppies!

    Leo: The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, address, subtlety; sickness, pain, loss, disaster, snares of enemies; self-confidence, will

    Cool!

    The Disillusionist.

  15. KromulentKristen

    Geminis are gonna have a great week! Bow chicka wow wow!!

    • TARDis

      No worries; airlines have diversions, air turn backs, and rejected take-offs regularly. Call it an abundance of caution.

    • Don escaped Cancun

      our seventh generation entered the cemetery when a cousin backed over his three-year-old

      the second on the hill was mortally wounded at Vicksburg

      it’s not been a pretty run

    • Gustave Lytton

      “No arrests yet”

      Why would arrest be the default response?

      I’m guessing she had noise canceling earphones in, but not seeing any barriers to keep people out of the construction area, no guide to back up the vehicle onto a public street, and driver didn’t see the pedestrian. I see an out of court/insurance settlement in the future.

      • TARDis

        Moving around while using noise cancelling headphones is asking for a Darwin Award nomination.

      • Cy Esquire

        You see the “flagger” at the end of the video.

      • Don escaped Cancun

        100L engine

        The construction vehicle trade show is at Vegas is so horrifyingly boring: I don’t even like being paid to go.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It is Vegas. I used to strongly dislike a conference being there, but between budget cuts and covid, that isn’t a problem. Knew a fellow attendees who was a devout Mennonite. Must have been awful.

      • Tres Cool

        Wiedertäufer!

        My fam !

  16. l0b0t

    I was stupendously drunk on the Zoomy last night (it was a white-knuckled drive to work and I should have called in sick). I’m very sorry to any of y’all I may have cursed out, stink-eyed, or waggled my nether-bits towards in an insulting manner.

    • TARDis

      I really need to start drinking later on the weekends. I miss all the fun.

      *sad trombone*

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I have one of the quite rare weed hangovers today. It’s been brutal.

    • Tres Cool

      But did you fatally damage a 55″ flat-screen ?

      Piker.

      I promise one of these Friday/Saturday nights all take off so I can re-join the club.

      “I came here to night to sing praises to Allah- allah you mutherfuckers!”

  17. UnCivilServant

    Well, stuffed peppers are in the oven.

    Stuffing is – diced onion and bacon lardons carmalized in butter, ground pork seasoned with parsley, basil, cumin, coreander, smoked paprika, and black pepper. These items were mixed with cream cheese and sour cream.

    The stuffing was put inside mini peppers, stood up in a small aluminum pan, and covered with shredded mozzerella cheese. Now baking to melt and brown the cheese.

    • UnCivilServant

      I didn’t take the onion and bacon out of the pan before adding the pork and seasoning. So that also helped flavor the browning meat.

    • egould310

      ?

      • UnCivilServant

        And it turned out just as good as that sounds.

      • Tres Cool

        heh….”cumin”

    • TARDis

      I love me some alien eggs.

      Mrs. T. sent me to the butcher shop yesterday. “I want a steak!”
      Marinating a a 32 ounce boneless ribeye for Sunday dinner….

      Also grabbed a package of these for later in the week.

      • UnCivilServant

        Gormet Hot Dogs?

        That sounds like a contradiction in terms.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nathan’s would like a word……

      • Not Adahn

        Hot dogs are ground up meat stuffed into an intestine.

        So…

        When you eat a hot dog, you are a hot dog.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        When I eat a Hamburger I’m a Cow?
        /makes no sense…

      • Not Adahn

        No, but you’ve got chewed up meat in your intestines. So, if you just ate beef, you might even be a kosher hot dog.

      • egould310

        Those franks look good. Snake River is the real deal. Enjoy!

      • TARDis

        Thanks! I need to stop being lazy and make my own hot dogs, but SF dogs are pretty darn good.

  18. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Virgo: 3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

    Spot on.

    • Tres Cool

      STOP READING MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW!

  19. egould310

    I’ve got a chicken thawing on the counter. I’m going to use a bbq rub all over it and roast it. Slather it in bbq sauce to finish it. Sides will be leftover red beans with smoked pork shank, and creamed spinach with sliced hard boiled eggs.

  20. l0b0t

    Four more hours on a jerk pork shoulder in the sous vide. Gonna throw it in the oven for a bit to crisp up the outside, shred it, and make tacos.

    • egould310

      Yes! Gotta get a pork shoulder next time at the butcher.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Excellent! Starting my brisket corning today. Should be nice and ready for St. Paddy’s day.

      • l0b0t

        Brisket went from the normal $6.99 per lb. to $1.59 per lb. today, so I picked up a couple to make immediately. Next Sunday it goes down to $0.69 per lb. (our peninsula has a greater percentage of Irish-Americans than any other place in America; St. Pat’s is a big deal here) so I fill the chest freezer.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh wholly hell..thats cheap!

      • TARDis

        Got a process or a favorite link? I have a big brisket in the deep freeze, and I I’d like to do something with half of it besides smoking it.

      • TARDis

        ^^^

        They all have mad cow or something???

      • TARDis

        *sigh*

        Is there a Glibterm for replying to yourself when you meant to reply somewhere else? Doh.

  21. Yusef drives a Kia

    It’s so nice out, I opened the windows to air the place out, 35 and Sunny, a very good Sunday, next is food…….

    • Ownbestenemy

      We ain’t that cold but we did the same. Fresh air through the house is always nice.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        no wind here means the Sun gets through to your bones, so nice after all the Darkness,

    • Tres Cool

      HEY YUFUS!

      Since it’s Sunday- Mandatory

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nice one my Friend! how about a Tall Can!
        Cheers

  22. Gustave Lytton

    Last of my OG non-vented plastic gas cans is going in the trash. Cap flew off when i was driving back from the gas station. Now it’s all metal cans (Justrite Type II). I like the ones with the roll bars but way more expensive and not entirely needed if I’m careful. Pull handles are nice but does drip a bit if not paying attention and it’s possible to pressure force the fluid back through the handle mechanism.

    • Cy Esquire

      The new gas can spouts suck. Another prime example of government over reach.

      • Don escaped Cancun

        you’re not wrong, but

        the year I was in code enforcement I would always tell the quibblers: hey, fuck me, fine amigo, but you’re going to get the same story from your insurance

    • Don escaped Cancun

      I hate all the safety contraptions and am more likely just to use an old paint thinner can, but I do advise using metal whenever possible. Plastic containers fail must earlier under heat and contribute to “pool fires.” High energy, fast-spreading fuels are great for engines, but terrible on houses.

  23. Yusef drives a Kia

    All the Avatars are missing,

    • Not Adahn

      Nope. Ted’s still got his.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I noticed that, Ted is magic?

      • Ted S.

        Dr. Chet still seems to have his, too.

      • Not Adahn

        And CPRM

      • Not Adahn

        I think this means you’re all sockpuppets of each other.

      • Tres Cool

        Tulpae un-masked!

      • Cy Esquire

        I call caboose!

  24. Tres Cool

    Just shipped Jugsy back south of the Mason-Dixon for another week. However, that horriblescope doesn’t seem favorable to me importing punani here to the palatial 2X-wide for hijinx.

    /saves coke for a rainy day