Wednesday Afternoon Sugarlinks – The Weak

by | Mar 17, 2021 | Daily Links | 425 comments

“I Hate You a Little Bit Right Now”

Checking in on how people feel about their vaccinated partners.

Last month, Jesse Dutton-Kenny bought her first cup of coffee in nearly a year. The Oakland resident, 29, had been a volunteer in the Moderna vaccine trial. She found out about it through her partner of eight years, John Maidens, who couldn’t participate because he’s not a U.S. citizen. When the company unblinded the study in January and revealed that Dutton-Kenny had gotten the placebo, it also gave her a first dose of the actual vaccine. She dutifully waited another month for her second dose, plus two more weeks for the shot to fully kick in. Then, Dutton-Kenny went to a coffee shop, ordered a latte and a croissant, and sat outside to enjoy them both. “It was the most liberating feeling,” she said.

Maidens waited in the car.

These people are too weak and afraid to exist. All this to eat a croissant outside? Salt them like a slug and leave them to die in the afternoon sun.


 

Joe Biden’s hands in White House video spark green screen conspiracies

But it was not his response that got the attention on social media. Rather, it was the video of the exchange, in which his hand appeared to go through the front of the reporters’ microphones.

President Joe Biden before reporters on the South Lawn of the White House on March 16, 2021 in Washington, DC. Twitter users joked that video of the exchange was faked using green screen technology.

In a visual anomaly that more considered analysis might explain as simply an optical illusion, or a technical glitch, conspiracy theorists speculated that the video was shot in front of a green screen—the backdrop which allows digital effects or computer-generated imagery (CGI) to be later added.

While the incident did not trouble too many blue tick Twitter users, speculation from others showed the richness of the human imagination.

They should introduce him as “Real Human President Joseph Biden-man.”


 

Trade Group Asks California Theme Parks To Mitigate The Effects Of Screaming On Rides

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) – When Southern California theme parks such as Disneyland, Universal Studios and Magic Mountain reopen as early as April, they will likely have to take steps to ensure that screaming on rides doesn’t lead to the spread of COVID-19.

The California Attractions and Parks Association (CAPA), a trade group which represents theme parks statewide, is backing a plan that would tamp down on the effects that shouting and yelling on rides, such as rollercoasters, could have in spreading the virus.

California’s reopening guidelines call for businesses to limit activities that can spread the virus, such as singing and shouting.

“Face covering usage and/or modifications to seat loading patterns will be required on amusement park rides to mitigate the effects of shouting,” CAPA wrote in its responsible reopening plan. “Additionally, on rides, guests generally face in one direction.”

Both Los Angeles and Orange counties moved into the red tier of the state’s reopening blueprint this week, which allows for theme parks to reopen beginning April 1. They have been closed since March of 2020. Under the guidelines, they will be allowed to reopen at 15% capacity, but with in-state visitors only.

Visitors are limited to groups of no more than 10 and from no more than three households. No indoor dining is allowed and tickets must be purchased online in advance.

Pathetic. Find the trade group and squeeze a plague rat’s blood right into their fucking eyes.


 

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425 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Maidens waited in the car.

    I, like LITERALLY, heard the sad trombone.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The ultimate cuck.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Exactly. Left unsaid in the article is that his partner was on a date.

    • I. B. McGinty

      Maybe he wanted to?

  2. Rebel Scum

    When Southern California theme parks such as Disneyland, Universal Studios and Magic Mountain reopen as early as April, they will likely have to take steps to ensure that screaming on rides doesn’t lead to the spread of COVID-19.

    Fuck. Off.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      They’re outside. I was told that being outside magically eliminated the possibility of getting the ‘Vid from someone else? Was that wrong?

      • Chafed

        It is in California. Our governor has access to super secret SCIENCE! that he won’t share with us.

        Reactions like from this trade group are the reason Newsom believes he can survive the upcoming recall election.

      • Pope Jimbo

        No, no, no. Outside the Rona will get you if you are sitting. That is why it was illegal to sit on the beaches last summer, but you could walk along them.

        But…

        Inside in a restaurant and bar, the Rona will get you if you walk to the bathroom without a mask, but it is totes OK to not wear a mask if you are sitting at a table.

        Simple physics dude.

      • Rat on a train

        Only if you are wearing your mostly peaceful protest clothing.

    • juris imprudent

      The theme parks just need to make sure that instead of screaming, customers are chanting BLM/antifa slogans, because as we all know, the virus does not transmit in the presence of leftist rhetoric.

      • Rat on a train

        I hear Disney is replacing the Song of the South theme of Splash Mountain with a Antifa/BLM themed Smash Mountain.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        No matter how realistic they made the animatronics, no one would believe that there were people that looked like that.

      • Plisade

        History will judge 2020+ harshly.

  3. Rebel Scum

    This girl does not give a Fuch.

    The Washington Post outed Jordan Fuchs as their anonymous source for their garbage article this week on President Trump’s phone call with Georgia officials in late December.

    Fuchs provided the WaPo with a fraudulent Trump quote that the paper ran in an anti-Trump hit piece on January 9th.

    They planned it to do most damage to President Trump before the sham impeachment trial in the US Senate.

    According to Georgia activists, Fuchs, Raffensberger and the entire Secretary of State’s office were not helpful at all during investigations following the controversial 2020 presidential election in the state of Georgia.

    According to the Georgia Star News Jordan Fuchs is not apologetic at all after leaking fraudulent information to the far-left Washington Post and damaging President Trump the GOP candidates in the state.

    Narrative > Facts.

    • R C Dean

      I’m pretty sure that’s also who the WSJ outed as their “independent” collaboration of the story. Oddly, a quick Bing does not bring up the story I read yesterday or the day before.

  4. KromulentKristen

    “Maidens” is a fitting name for that glob of soy

    • Not Adahn

      HOW DARE YOU! He’s an immigrant, you bigot!

  5. Shpip

    When Southern California theme parks such as Disneyland, Universal Studios and Magic Mountain reopen as early as April, they will likely have to take steps to ensure that screaming on rides doesn’t lead to the spread of COVID-19.

    Sitting in front of a roller coaster screamer doesn’t make me afraid of getting the coof, but it definitely raises the annoyance factor for me.

    What is it with people (especially tween girls) squealing at the top of their lungs on a damned amusement park ride?

    • Mad Scientist

      It’s not just amusement park rides. Tween girls scream for pretty much any reason.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No shit story from years ago. Took our then 6-9 year olds to Disneyland on free passes from my niece. We were in line for the Matterhorn and my wife looks at me and ask “why are you looking up at the ceiling overhang” I motioned for her to look at the group in front of us. There were 14-16 year old girls wearing what I guess you could call skirts, all bending over the railing, with mother dressed the same right next to them. My wife was laughing at me cause my face was beet red. She said “at least you have the modesty to not stare and only glance.”

      • slumbrew

        You get a pass to look in that situation.

      • Pope Jimbo

        6-9

        *beavis/butthead giggles*

    • RBS

      Ok Boomer.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Shpip sits with his arms crossed and a scowl while he rides.

    • Chafed

      I assume they are scared.

  6. Swiss Servator

    California’s reopening guidelines call for businesses to limit activities that can spread the virus, such as singing and shouting.

    “I was going to yell ‘Fire! Call 911! Everyone out!’ but the rules said I couldn’t do it…”

    • Count Potato

      That’s only allowed in crowded theaters.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Salt them like a slug and leave them to die in the afternoon sun.

    It is unfathomable to me to be so completely bereft of faith in one’s own rationality that a mere word from a politician, as if a switch has been thrown, can alter the state of the world for them.

    “It’s too dangerous to walk your dog or go to the grocery store.”

    “All clear!”

    • Mad Scientist

      These are people who can’t change their own tires, can’t return a shopping cart, think genetically modified organisms are bad but see nothing wrong with genetically created vaccines, and generally believe someone else should “do something” about anything that raises their tsk-tsk reflex. It’s just easier for them offload the thinking to someone else.

    • Gadfly

      It is unfathomable to me to be so completely bereft of faith in one’s own rationality that a mere word from a politician, as if a switch has been thrown, can alter the state of the world for them.

      In ancient times it was not uncommon for kings to claim to be gods, descendants of gods, or chosen by the gods. They spoke with the authority of the gods, and this was accepted by many people. Humanity has not fundamentally changed in the last several thousand years, so on reflection I am not surprised by this behavior.

  8. Gustave Lytton

    There’s a real easy way to put the green screen allegations to rest- release the rest of the raw footage, not just the clipped part. But I suspect the truth is, even if it’s not a green screen, it’s all staged and choreographed and as soon as the clipped portion is filmed, Joe stops walking and goes back inside. Or he goes back for off the record chitchat and so on.

    • leon

      I have seen some people show photos from another angle, but i can’t be bothered to find them.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I saw one on WaPo’s site and it wasn’t much better. And it too clips off before and after awfully quickly.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Straff linked an alternate one earlier, but that also had his hand going in front of a mic (different one that time).

        Why not get any of the reporters/cameramen that were there and ask them to comment on it. Surely there is at least one anonymous source willing to spill.

    • R C Dean

      The clip I saw, he heads off to Marine One right after the alleged encounter with the press.

      What strikes me as odd is that he is all by himself. When was the last time you saw a President on his way to Marine One with no entourage?

      • R C Dean

        Never mind. A quick scan of photos of Presidents embarking Marine One shows its not that unusual.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes, he walks over that direction and it ends. Doesn’t show him boarding or anything further.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I looked at it pretty closely. It sure does appear that the mics were added in post filming.

      The focus on his right hand is near perfect but the mic that is in front and then behind it is never quite in focus. It’s as if the mics were filmed as they were too close to the lens and then edited in. The computer fudged up the masking causing the visual issue.

      • leon

        There is a famous Youtuber who’s entire channel is dedicated to looking at these things and pointing out fake videos by looking at the artifacts you can find in them. However, he is a self declared Skeptic, who rarely seems to be skeptical of the party line. I imagine he’ll post something that will explain how it is real.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      His forehead also disappears earlier in the video, but I’ll concede that it could be due to compression of the video or something like that.

  9. leon

    While the incident did not trouble too many blue tick Twitter users, speculation from others showed the richness of the human imagination.

    They are a better breed than all us hokey un checked masses. Surely Blue Checked people are too sophisticated to engage in silly conspiracy thinking.

    • Bobarian LMD

      I like the ‘blue tick’ as a descriptor.

      Left wing parasites works as well.

  10. KromulentKristen

    Do we have any Alabimianses? Alabamians? Albumenians?

    Anyway, be safe with them tornaders.

    • Rat on a train

      Isn’t Alibaba Chinese?

  11. EvilSheldon

    So, how long before John gets fed up with Jesse and pitches her down a flight of stairs?

  12. The Late P Brooks

    While the incident did not trouble too many blue tick Twitter users, speculation from others showed the richness of the human imagination.

    True believers’ faith remains unshaken.

    Surprised, I am.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      . . . speculation from others showed the richness of the human imagination and the paucity of imagination and curiosity of blue tick Twitterati.

  13. Chafed

    You had to denigrate Iron Maiden with that video? For shame SF. For shame.

    • SugarFree

      I didn’t make it, you nard.

      • bacon-magic

        You make all that is unholy and tentacular.

      • Count Potato

        You mean testicular?

      • Chafed

        You posted it.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I thought it actually mashed up pretty good.

      • Chafed

        And to think I liked you.

      • The Hyperbole

        I thought it was an improvement to both songs.

      • Chafed

        Of course you did.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    “Face covering usage and/or modifications to seat loading patterns will be required on amusement park rides to mitigate the effects of shouting,”

    Wrap their heads tightly with Saran Wrap as they load.

    Do I have to think of everything?

    • Chafed

      Problem solved. Time to call it a day.

  15. Rebel Scum

    All your children are belonging to us.

    A group of current and former teachers and others in Loudoun County, Virginia, compiled a lengthy list of parents suspected of disagreeing with school system actions, including its teaching of controversial racial concepts — with a stated purpose in part to “infiltrate,” use “hackers” to silence parents’ communications, and “expose these people publicly.”

    Members of a 624-member private Facebook group called “Anti-Racist Parents of Loudoun County” named parents and plotted fundraising and other offline work. Some used pseudonyms, but The Daily Wire has identified them as a who’s who of the affluent jurisdiction outside D.C., including school staff and elected officials. …

    At the same time, other parents who believed that causing young children to focus too much on race could diminish tolerance and harmony, rather than improve it, were gaining traction. Groups called the Virginia Project and Parents Against Critical Theory held a webinar called “What is CRT and its impact on Loudoun County Schools” on March 7.

    “I wanted to share that I’m very concerned that the [anti-] CRT movement for lack of better word is gaining support,” Barts wrote to the “anti-racist” Facebook group March 12. She said she hoped to “call out statements and actions that undermine our stated plan to end systemic racism.”

    In response, a local mother named Jen Durham began what turned into a massive thread, writing:

    This is a call for volunteers to combat the anti-CRT activities of the P.A.C.T. folks, the stoplcpscrt website, and the like. Looking for folks who are interested in volunteering to organize, lead, execute, and donate regarding the following points:

    Gather information (community mailing lists, list of folks who are in charge of the anti-CRT movement, lists of local lawmakers/folks in charge)

    Infiltrate (create fake online profiles and join these groups to collect and communicate information, hackers who can either shut down their websites or redirect them to pro-CRT/anti-racist informational webpages)

    Spread information (expose these people publicly, create online petitions, create counter-mailings)

    Find a way to gather donations for these efforts. Volunteering is great, but these activities can be costly and not everyone has extra funds readily available

    Anyone who is interested in this, please feel free to comment here or PM me directly and indicate what you can help with. Then we can hold a kickoff call and start on action items.

    • Gustave Lytton

      The CRT proponents are so very lucky that the people they’re against aren’t even a fraction of the evil they accuse them of being.

      • Count Potato

        But they are hoping that changes.

      • juris imprudent

        Were I a parent in that district, I would take that as a challenge – those teachers need to be taught something.

    • EvilSheldon

      This seems to be teetering right on the edge of an actual criminal conspiracy.

      • leon

        It probably does violate some criminal laws, and most certainly, every teacher on that group should be summarily fired. But they won’t be, and no charges will be brought.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Correct. It’s Loudoun County, a once nice place now overrun by government drones and government-adjacent locusts.

        When we lived there (right across the creek in the poorer Prince William County), it was hard to keep track of the line of demarcation between the greater Washington sphere of influence and the de facto start of the state of Virginia. It moved westward on a daily basis as more government drone hives were hastily thrown up.

      • R C Dean

        hackers who can either shut down their websites or redirect them to pro-CRT/anti-racist informational webpages

        There’s your criminal intent.

      • EvilSheldon

        That was my thought.

        Someone in one of the Loudon anti-CRT groups must have enough money to hire a lawyer and file a criminal complaint…

      • Suthenboy

        On the edge? It is an open conspiracy to harass.

        The real takeaway line is “Find a way to gather donations for these efforts”
        Uh huh, they totally arent going to deposit those donations in their own bank account.

    • leon

      I imagine teachers, being public employees, are also graced with the rights of “Qualified Immunity”.

      • juris imprudent

        We don’t need no steenken badges.

    • Lord Humungus

      You know who else compiled a list of those “disagreeing with … its teaching of controversial racial concepts”

      • leon

        Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?

      • Suthenboy

        William Jennings Bryan?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Abe Lincoln?

      • zwak

        FDR?

      • Suthenboy

        So close…it’s Woodrow Wilson

      • bacon-magic

        DNC?

      • Rat on a train

        SPLC?

      • juris imprudent

        The CCP?

      • Bobarian LMD

        The NBC, ABC, and CBS?

    • Count Potato

      “As part of the school system’s racial initiatives, Loudoun pays 93 teachers $3,820 extra a year to take on additional duties as “equity leads.” For Dr. VonEnde Coleman, that appeared to mean joining the mob against parents. “As an equity lead at one of the high schools, please let me know how I can help,” she wrote.”

      So they are paying people to be racist?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Anti-Racist == Reverse Racist == Racist.

    • Count Potato

      “There is little evidence that Loudoun in the years preceding the schools’ racial focus was the site of widespread unrest of any kind. Black residents have a median income of $112,000, and the semi-rural county has precisely zero areas resembling inner cities. Blacks make up only 8% of the population, yet voters chose a black woman to chair the county board of supervisors.”

      It’s like a jungle sometimes, It makes me wonder how I keep from going under

      • slumbrew

        Broken glass everywhere.

        People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don’t care.

      • R C Dean

        Black residents have a median income of $112,000

        So oppression. Much discriminate.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Hm, problematic use of the word “jungle”. It’s a dog whistle. On the list you go.

      • dontreadonme

        “Don’t push me, ’cause I’m close to the edge. I’m just tryin’ not to lose my head.”

  16. The Other Kevin

    “…or a technical glitch…”

    What the hell kind of technical glitch makes objects snap from in front of to behind each other in one frame? A glitch in the matrix?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I said it on the last thread, it is a live MST3000 scenario, or at least looks like it.

      • Chafed

        I want some robot/human snark.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thought that was why we are here

      • Chafed

        Touche.

      • PBRstreetgang

        “The Hands of fate pass throoouuggh the microphone” – Torgo voice

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        The Master approves.

    • bacon-magic

      *black cat runs by thread

      • Swiss Servator

        It’s a glitch in the Matrix!

        *flees with PM of New Zealand*

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Unless the video I saw had been doctored after after fact, I didn’t see anything that is typical of lossy compression or limitations of a camera itself. I saw what looked like a hastily put together mash up of two plus videos.

  17. Bob

    The mashup is horrible, doesn’t work at all,
    Blech

  18. The Late P Brooks

    She said she hoped to “call out statements and actions that undermine our stated plan to end systemic racism.”

    And what of your completely innocuous and beneficial unstated plan? When will you provide details on that?

    • R C Dean

      Of course, none of what she wants has anything to do with calling out statements, etc. Lying cunte is lying.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Do they have a stated definition of systemic racism?

      • zwak

        Systemic racism is unfalsifiable. And that is how you know it is bullshit.

        Redlining, Jim Crow, slavery, etc, are all real identifiable things that can be traced back to legal decisions made, and thus people can, in theory, be held accountable. But systemic racism, along with its idiot child micro-aggressions, speaks more about the mental state of the accuser than any identifiable or tangible issue that can be corrected.

  19. Count Potato

    “Sex addict Georgia gunman, 21, killed eight people – including six Asian women – at three massage parlors because he wanted to ‘eliminate temptation’: Porn fiend was on way to Florida ‘to shoot more’ when cops rammed his Hyundai off road”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9369859/Four-people-shot-dead-two-spas-Atlanta-hours-three-killed-massage-parlor.html

    “Joe Biden says he’s ‘making no connection’ between Atlanta shooter and the race of his victims but warns against the ‘very troubling’ uptick in crimes against Asians”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9372977/Biden-making-no-connection-shooter-victims-race-concerned-anti-Asian-violence.html

    Well, he was driving a Hyundai.

    • Chafed

      The reporting on this story is pretty vague. Initially it looked like the locations are massage parlors selling sex. Then it looked like at least one location was a legitimate shop and one did aromatherapy. Has there been any reporting that actually discerns what these locations are?

    • Bobarian LMD

      The only real uptick is in anti-asian crime reporting.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Correct, and as I mentioned in the last thread, they’ve been building the framework for this since they did their demographics analysis on the election. Somebody didn’t get as much support as they expected from the Asian demographic, so it’s time to play politics.

        Looked it up right now. Asians went from 65/29 Dem lean to 61/34 Dem lean. That’s not a demographic they want getting into the 50s

      • Hank

        Pushing CRT and “affirmative action” should really help keep them on the planta – I mean on the team.

      • rhywun

        Not to mention telling them they have to give up seats in good schools to more deserving people of diversity.

      • juris imprudent

        How does the Jewish vote break out by party these days – because they had the Asian treatment before the Asians did (or the Asians are getting the old Jewish treatment – whichever way you want to look at it).

      • rhywun

        The Reformed are heavily Democrat and the Orthodox are heavily Republican, FWIW.

      • Gadfly

        Also it should be noted that several Asian-American Republicans won back House seats in California from the Dems. That had to have caused a little discomfort for the Ds, given that California is one of their biggest strongholds.

      • Not Adahn

        NPR is still pushing the “anti-Asian hate” aspect of the story.

    • Hank

      Is Georgia still doing the death penalty? Will Biden permit it?

  20. Lord Humungus

    Today I went on a mission to find a little private cemetery that was founded in 1865-ish. Supposedly where “the Green Lady” can be spotted.

    It was located, oddly enough on a hill, with terraces cut on the side for graves. There was a set of old concrete steps that went up the side. It wasn’t all that spooky, not with a house right next to it… and the rumble of traffic on the road below.

    But there was one grave, embedded in the ground, that was completely worn away. There was a little white doll/figurine resting on the gravestone along with some flowers. Now that was creepy. When I edit it all down, I’ll post a video (probably this weekend).

    • Hank

      Ooh, sounds somewhat interesting.

    • SP

      There is a cemetery just like that near my Dad’s hometown. It’s very steep to walk up, but there is a tiny track to the top of the hill that one can just barely drive.

      I love cemeteries. I document them for Find A Grave.

    • Not Adahn

      There’s a large historic cemetery in town (actually pretty much ALL of the cemeteries around here are historic) but it’s just chock full of… bluebirds. More bluebirds than I had seen in my entire life up until that point.

      On the drive into Vermont there’s this cemetery with what I can only describe as a barrow in it. It’s a big hemisphere with a door in the side leading in (I assume), and covering the top of it are other graves.

    • Sean

      Looking forward to it.

    • LCDR_Fish

      The first vid was pretty good but your partner needs to work a little more on her enunciation for the vids – should be easy to re-record bits if necessary. When I record using my cell app, I just repeat what I just said and then its easy to cut the bits I don’t like out in post.

  21. Rebel Scum

    St. Patrick is canceled.

    Google has a lovely doodle today honoring St. Patrick, patron saint of all Ireland, whose feast day is today. It’s a tightly focused design, colored with a series of greens and a pop of complementary violet and gold, done in the spare, trendy, minimalist near-“kawaii” style, which is big among web designers today. It’s also clever, using pictures to illustrate each letter of the Google logo into a well unified whole. It’s definitely the work of a pro who’s well schooled in UX/UI design.

    There’s just one problem with it: It completely leaves out … St. Patrick.

    Nothing, zip, nada. And there sure as heck isn’t any hint of what St. Patrick was about, which was bringing Christianity to pagan Ireland in the fifth century.

    But St. Maewyn Patrick was an evil white. It doesn’t matter if he was a slave for much of his life.

    • Chafed

      This is historical tricknology.

    • leon

      There is a fish in the ΙΚΘΟΣ style.

      • Ted S.

        Chi, not kappa, if I’m not mistaken.

        And upsilon instead of omicron, too.

      • leon

        Well look, i aint some Greek Scholar, it’s not my fault the Greeks didn’t know the right way to spell Fish.

      • Ted S.

        It’s this, isn’t it?

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Natural beauty.

      • slumbrew

        “Natural”

      • Bobarian LMD

        Silica is found all over nature,

    • Hank

      However she got them, they look really big.

      Anyway, Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Count Stereotype! Will you eat the potato now, or drink it later?

      • Bobarian LMD

        This just cracks me up, every time I see it. Bitch put on so much fake ass, she can barely walk.

        Apparently, she’s been getting trolled.

  22. Lord Humungus

    EF and I started an antique booth, focusing on art, along with mid-century items, records, and etc.

    And I’m learning that people – at least the ones who frequent this store – really aren’t into art. Five days and we’ve sold one tapestry/painting. And a few records and odds and ends. Still business is better than I thought it would be.

    • Mojeaux

      People want furniture.

    • SP

      That sounds like fun!

  23. Animal

    Maidens waited in the car.

    What an utterly detestable pussy.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Many of the couple’s most rigorous practices, like washing their groceries, were adopted at Maidens’ request

      Yep.

      • slumbrew

        Jay-sus. World’s biggest pussy.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Cripple fight!

    Woke leaders of EMS service in Minneapolis decided to change the uniforms of the first responders from ones that look a lot like the Shefiff’s uniforms because they don’t want to look like LEOs. Rank and file is not pleased.

    Normally I would have sided with Rand & File, but then read this:

    “The (Executive Leadership Team) is coming in with the same colonial/conquistador like mentality that it seems they are trying to claim they are fighting against,” one paramedic wrote in chain of e-mails. “If you want to repair community relations you need to build up this department, not tear down symbols of excellence from our past.”

    Yeah, that is why I downgraded this to Cripple Fight. C’mon man! Why not complain that the problem isn’t the uniform, it is that people think it is OK to attack LEO’s?

    I’m no copsucker, but I’m at the point where I’m ready to unleash the Police and the Sheriff’s deputies until order has been restored. This mostly peaceful protesting has to stop.

    • leon

      Are the peaceful Love fests still going on in Minneapolis?

      • Pope Jimbo

        We have our autonomous zone, but it is being kept on the down low for the most part. I don’t think the Minneapolis govt wants it known that it has lost control of part of the city.

        I saw an interview with a woman who said that her nephew was shot and killed in the no-go zone last weekend and the paramedics were refused entry to help him.

    • SugarFree

      And when they still get attacked in the new uniforms they can make up some more excuses for the idiots attacking them.

  25. rhywun

    Re-opening with masks and cootie-inspired “seat loading patterns” is not re-opening. I won’t play along with that.

    • B.P.

      Reading that excerpt from the amusement park article leaves me with the feeling that I’ll never again visit an amusement park that doesn’t have a bunch of over-the-top, chickenshit disease protocols. I’m not looking forward to a log flume completely filled with hand sanitizer.

      • Mad Scientist

        I have a solution that will make amusement parks 1000% better. Alcohol sterilizes, so mandate that everyone has a drink before they get on any ride. Sure, there will likely be more puke. But there won’t be any screaming teenagers, and there will be dramatically fewer Karens.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Speak softly and carry a big pool noodle

    President Joe Biden on Tuesday warned that Russian President Vladimir Putin will “pay a price” in the wake of a new report from the U.S. intelligence community that concluded the Kremlin interfered in the 2020 White House race.

    In a segment from his interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that was taped Tuesday and aired Wednesday, Biden said he had told Putin in January — during their first call as foreign counterparts — to expect repercussions for potentially seeking to sway the most recent presidential election.

    “We had a long talk, he and I,” Biden said. “I know him relatively well. And the conversation started off, I said, ‘I know you, and you know me. If I establish this occurred, then be prepared.’”

    Biden declined to elaborate on the consequences Putin would face, saying that “you’ll see shortly.” But he maintained the U.S. could “walk and chew gum at the same time” with regard to its Russia foreign policy.

    CONSEQUENCES, I tell you!”

    • slumbrew

      ‘I know you, and you know me. If I establish this occurred, then be prepared.’

      I seriously doubt that is what was said.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Is that the one where he stole straight from Baby Bush about looking into Putin’s eyes to his soul? Or after he spent much of 2012 saying Russia wasn’t the threat since Romney actually said they were? Can’t keep up with this gaffe free administration

    • Rebel Scum

      the U.S. could “walk and chew gum at the same time”

      Unfortunately the president cannot.

      • leon

        Well the dead neither walk, nor chew gum.

      • rhywun

        I highly doubt the US can, either.

        We are quickly becoming the laughingstock of the world, at least behind our backs.

        Narrator: That’s just what Putin and that Pooh guy wanted.

    • leon

      President Joe Biden on Tuesday warned that Russian President Vladimir Putin will “pay a price” in the wake of a new report from the U.S. intelligence community that concluded the Kremlin interfered in the 2020 White House race.

      I can’t believe our president is peddling these insane conspiracy theories. I have been assured that the 2020 election was the safest most secure election ever.

    • Suthenboy

      A sternly worded letter no doubt

      Biden got money from the Russians as well as the Chinese. I am sure Putin has proof locked in a safe somewhere.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Russia pulled recalled its ambassador due to Biden’s ‘cowboy’ comments:

      “The Russian ambassador to Washington has been summoned to Moscow for consultations – in response to Biden’s insulting attack on Putin. This is an exceptional step in diplomacy, the next is the recall of the ambassador and the lowering of the level of diplomatic relations. Moscow is clearly determined to reassess the entire set of relations with the United States.”

      And to think we were told that the adults were in charge now.

      • leon

        I’m sure it’s common part of smart diplomacy to have the two largest nulcear powers degrade diplomatic relations.

      • B.P.

        During the North Korea follies, in the space of something like seven days, Trump managed to be both a weak-kneed pansy kowtowing to a murderous dictator, and a sabre-rattling maniac initiating a nuclear war.

      • kbolino

        The only right way to do diplomacy is whatever somebody with a 20-year career in the State Department says it is. Otherwise, how else will they turn that into a 30-year career, a comfy position on a corporate board after “retirement”, and a double-dip pension?

    • Pope Jimbo

      What about Iran? Didn’t the same report that said Putin tried to fuck with the election also say that Iran tried to sabotage Trump’s chances in the election?

      And you know that intelligence report was 100% on the up and up because it found that China totes stayed out of our election.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I give it a week before Sen Whitehouse says that the report was an inside job by Trump appointees and they should be investigated! Trust the institutions!

      • leon

        And you know that intelligence report was 100% on the up and up because it found that China totes stayed out of our election.

        #StopAsianHate!

        I can’t believe you are contributing to this, especially today of all days.

    • Hank

      This is gonna be the STIFFEST note of protest you ever saw!

  27. B.P.

    Those people in that vaccination story in their 20s and 30s, hypochondriacs paralyzed with anxiety….

    “That ended two weeks after Dutton-Kenny’s second shot. “My response lately has been like, ‘Well, I’m fully vaccinated and I don’t want to wash the groceries anymore, so I’m not going to help with that—and if you’d like to continue, feel free. I want my time back,’ ” she said, in a voice so gentle and kind, you’d never know she was begging off an arduous task she’d faithfully completed for her partner’s comfort for a year.”

    My idea of food safety is scraping mold off old back-of-fridge offerings.

    And the article is in Slate’s high style of “interview a bunch of people in my immediate circle.”

    • Pope Jimbo

      ^THIS^

      You are 29 and changed your life completely because of the Rona? Have you not looked at the stats?

      And how many times have they come out and said you can’t get the Rona from food packaging and she’s still washing it?

      Sigh.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Why look at stats when the governor is FOLLOWING THE SCIENCE!?!?!?!?!?

      • Plisade

        It’s entirely possible that dude(ish) was a germaphobe pre covid. But… cuz covid. TMITE

  28. Ownbestenemy

    Trump was all talk and bluster when it came to pulling our troops out of Afghanistan, but he did set a date of May 1. Biden however is starting to buckle on that.

    EXCLUSIVE: Pres. Biden tells @GStephanopoulos it would be “tough” to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by May 1, a deadline set out in a deal former Pres. Trump’s administration made with the Taliban. https://t.co/rIe2ms8sSv pic.twitter.com/oEeCCpqh23

    And of course, that time frame was too tough because of OMB

  29. Rebel Scum

    Tammy Duckworth
    @SenDuckworth

    I don’t want my daughters to have to grow up in a country that won’t protect them from firearm violence.

    People are dying and Congress has a duty to act.

    My colleagues and I introduced a ban on assault weapons.

    Enough is enough.

    Congress has a duty to uphold the Constitution. Sadly that is the last thing it will ever do.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Then Senator, due your duty and draft an amendment to the Constitution or get a States Convention going. Otherwise, pound sand.

    • kbolino

      It’s so nice of you to care about your daughters’ bodyguards like that.

      • leon

        No Bodyguards for Congresspeople who propose gun control.

      • creech

        But then who would protect them from Buffalo Horn Man and the heavily armed White Neo Nazi Insurrectionists?

    • Gadfly

      I don’t want my daughters to have to grow up in a country that won’t protect them from firearm violence.

      Laws don’t protect, they punish. Offensive firearm violence is already illegal. And owning a gun is not an act deserving of punishment. There’s nothing more to be done on this issue.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I’m pretty sure murder is already illegal.

      • juris imprudent

        Can’t be, because if it was illegal – people wouldn’t do it. DUH!!!

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Those people in that vaccination story in their 20s and 30s, hypochondriacs paralyzed with anxiety….

    The sort of people who could drown in 3/4″ of water because they’re too stupid to turn their heads.

    • leon

      If the government told them that turning their head could cause them to spread or catch the vid, they would gladly drown.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Normally that would be Bee material but it is too truthful.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Yes, he walks over that direction and it ends. Doesn’t show him boarding or anything further.

    They cut the part where he walked into the wall of the sound stage.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t want my daughters to have to grow up in a country that won’t protect them from firearm violence.

    Try being a better parent. Or move to Guam.

    • leon

      Sigh… I’ve only seen glimpses about Guam, and i’m afraid to even know what happened that makes it relevant.

      • Ted S.

        It’s going to tip over.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is racist sir!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Me likey that song, it is on my normal rotation

    • Ownbestenemy

      This is currently on.

    • rhywun

      Oh shit. This means I have to get drunk tonight, doesn’t it?

      • Ownbestenemy

        You don’t have to, I have this whiskey to share instead if you want.

      • Plisade

        Yup.

  33. The Other Kevin

    Anyone been to Disney World (the Florida one) lately? We were planning a trip in November to celebrate my 50th birthday. But some relatives just came back, and told a tale of woe including a long walk around a parking lot for a temperature check, and mask police calling you out if you so much as poke out a nose. If it’s that bad I’d rather keep my fond memories of the place and try next year.

    • creech

      Plus you better get a second mortgage on the house as you’ll be maxing out the credit card just so the kids can say “hi” to some degreed theater major wearing a rodent costume.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’ve been there many times, starting when I was a little kid. So I expect that. What I don’t want is to get less for the same price. I’ve also heard they are cutting out amenities at hotels and not reducing their prices.

      • Rat on a train

        I have fond memories of going to Disneyland including a couple overnight visits. The prices went up too much for me to try to recreate those memories for my children. A Disneyland annual pass was only $99 in the mid 90s. Now it is ~$1,000. Day passes were ~$25, now >$100. I’ll save the money and find other memories for them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. As teens in the 90s, living 20 minutes from it, we had annual passes as our ‘hangout’. Fuck that noise now. Only time we would go is if our niece could get us family passes and sadly, cause of Newsom, she is out of a job.

    • Shpip

      The spousal unit is a true Disneyphile, but even she got tired of their bullshit. We didn’t renew our annual passes when they expired in December after having had them for more than two decades.

      I was sick of their general wokeness and their ostentatious safetyness kabuki. Wife’s annoyed by the long lines, lack of housekeeping in the hotels, and creeping expenses (i.e., used to be that you parked free at Disney resorts if you were staying there. Now it’s $20-30 per night on top of your room charge).

      Maybe we were just Disney’d out after all this time. Maybe we’ll be back after this latest moral panic ends and the company comes back to its senses. Maybe… but I wouldn’t bet on it.

      • rhywun

        Yikes. Glad I’ve never liked anything Disney.

      • Rat on a train

        Back when I had a pass, Disneyland charged for parking. It was a $20 add on to the $99 pass.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The Russian ambassador to Washington has been summoned to Moscow for consultations – in response to Biden’s insulting attack on Putin.

    Diplomatic brinksmanship- it’s back, baby!

    • leon

      He better watch out. The last time the president got this tense with Russia, the VP had him murdered.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Biden needs to get busy and taunt the North Koreans some more. Sistah Kim will come over here and rip his tongue out with a pair of vise-grips.

  36. Muzzled Woodchipper

    So this little tidbit was floated today at my kids’ private school….

    We also talked about the possibility of entering next year’s school year wearing masks while learning that we’ve seen a sharp decrease in flu, colds, stomach viruses and strep this year and we credit our COVID precautions with this improvement.

    After having to retrieve my phone after violently chucking it through the window, I sent an uncharacteristically terse (for me) email back, with the message being “Hard fucking pass.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Time to start up an importer business focusing on masks made by the poorest countries with designer names on it.

      • Mad Scientist

        Nike brand masks!

      • Ownbestenemy

        In my box of goodies, I had a picture of me as a teen when I was in my graphic arts class with the Nike logo upside down and the statement “Don’t Do It”. Probably was not original but it was 1996 so maybe it was.

    • Gadfly

      On the other hand, it does immune systems some good to be exposed to some of this stuff. If they sterilize their entire world, when the kids grow up they won’t be able to travel out of country without getting violently ill.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yes.

        It does.

        The last thing you want to do is not develop an immune system. That’s just plain madness.

    • R C Dean

      we’ve seen a sharp decrease in flu, colds, stomach viruses and strep this year and we credit our COVID precautions with this improvement

      Did those precautions include not opening, or opening at a fraction of their capacity?

      Would they care to speculate on how those precautions could reduce those diseases, but apparently had little effect on COVID?

      • Ownbestenemy

        My guess is not taking into account that employers and schools have shifted to a “if you are sick, stay home” mentality, which is different from “its just a sniffle, suck it up and get to class” from the past…but masks!

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Would they care to speculate on how those precautions could reduce those diseases, but apparently had little effect on COVID?

        Doesn’t matter. Metric was measured and it can be spun in a positive way to the unthinking masses. #GettingABonusThisYear

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Did those precautions include not opening, or opening at a fraction of their capacity?

        Nope. We’ve been fully open since August, minus a 3 week stint in November/December when governor useless closed us down.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        We’ve had zero cases of community spread at the school.

        But generally not because of the precautions, but because relatively few people have actually had it at all.

        2 kids in elementary. 2 in middle school. And about 10 or so high schoolers. A school of just under 600. Then about a dozen employees, give or take. And all of them caught it somewhere else, most of them never actually having been to school after catching it until they were done with it.

        At only 1 point did any students in the middle or elementary school have to quarantine because of exposure. A small bubble in the high school did (the basketball team).

        I don’t credit their Covid precautions at all for our not having any Covid. It was never a problem within the school community to begin with, inside nor outside of school. If you’re not bringing it to school, kids could have been spitting in each other’s mouths continuously and they still wouldn’t have passed anything. Masks have dick all to do with it.

        And the other stuff? They actually need to be exposed those things so they have a functioning immune system.

      • Suthenboy

        I am guessing it is more nonsense. What happened is that many people with those other maladies failed to seek medical help because of the cootie panic. Not being counted is not the same as not being there.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Good God help us.

    • leon

      Justice Mazari then summarily convicted Hoogland of family violence on the basis that he had declined to use his child’s preferred masculine pronouns. Mazari authorized a warrant for Hoogland’s arrest in the event that he ever used the correct sex pronouns to refer to his daughter again.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So I should stop telling my teens to not be pussies and calling them Nancy?

      • Gadfly

        So the courts identify a daughter as a son and identify words as violence. Identity uber alles.

      • kbolino

        Meanwhile, in some other parts of the world, girls get acid thrown in their faces when they try to go to school.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is just their cultural /Joe Biden

      • Plisade

        Teenager tantrum style contrarianism Uber alles.

    • kbolino

      Forget the he/she business. When did it become the prerogative of the state to enforce through law upon others whatever a teenager determines to be so? Are we going to be ruled by children and their codependent enablers now?

      • leon

        “Judge orders father to buy child new Fender Guitar, because he identifies as super famous rock star”.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Can it at least be a PRS or a Kiesel or something cool?

      • Plisade

        No. And no love for Jackson? …for Martin?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Jackson is fine, if that’s your gig.

        I don’t play acoustic guitars, so Martin is out.

      • Gender Traitor

        Tom T actually has matching Martin electrics – a guitar and a bass.

        Any experience with Hamers? Those are his favorite electrics.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Taylor. C’mon, man!

      • Gender Traitor

        ::fistbump:: (or whatever the kids are doing these days)

      • Plisade

        Dude.

      • BakedPenguin

        Don’t trash Fender, you piece of s**t!

        Although PRS is tits. Gotta admit.

      • Tundra

        Lol. This argument is dumber than the pizza one.

        Buy whatever the fuck you want. Fender basses are the bomb.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Not trashing.

        Just don’t want guitars made to play the music of 60 years ago.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We’re going to need more woodchippers

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There aren’t enough woodchippers on the planet, I fear.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      That’s not Canuckistan — that’s the Lower Rainland™, which is communist-occupied British Columbia.

      Why do you think I moved away from that shitehole and back to Alberta?

    • rhywun

      Wow. Don’t read the details if you want to keep all your valuable unbroken.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Holy shit, as an American we think this shit can’t happen here but the Left are working on that.

  37. Ownbestenemy

    St. Paddy story from when we were in Seattle. We were bellied up to a little bar on Post Street, the bartender a dual citizen between Ireland and here was serving us. A tourist strolled in to grab a cold one and asks the bartender “Can I get a Black and Tan?” For the next five minutes the bartender rants on the history of the drink and the next time he goes into an Irish Pub, to order a Half&Half.

    https://vinepair.com/wine-blog/why-you-should-never-order-a-black-and-tan-in-ireland/

    • l0b0t

      I wonder if German bars get uppity if a customer orders a French ’75? Are there any other drinks with martial names that could be provoking to one side or another of a conflict? Now I kinda want to make some.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Would be interesting…similar to an Irish Car Bomb I would assume.

      • l0b0t

        Alright, we need to craft the Mau-Mau. What should be in it? Gin? Coffee?

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is Nephs area

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Fallacy of appealing to authority.

        Beethoven couldn’t hear when he wrote the 9th.

        Surely a non-expert on alcohol can come up with a decent drink.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ugh…fine. Tea, to add that British flair to it.

      • l0b0t

        Sugar cane and bananas are amongst Kenya’s major crops, so maybe dark rum with Banana Bols. A shot of cold Kenyan coffee perhaps? It should be a very dark drink.

      • KromulentKristen

        Dang that sounds good

      • EvilSheldon

        That does sound good.

  38. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Mike Bloomberg Is Not Going to Like What’s Happening in Virginia
    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/03/12/well-it-looks-like-virginia-dodged-a-bullet-on-gun-control-and-we-can-thankthe-democrats-n2586192

    Article about the surprising reluctance of VA Dems to push gun control in VA this season. I was fully anticipating AR bans, magazine capacity restrictions, and universal background checks. Didn’t get any of that.

    Democrats insist they’re not giving up, but for this session—they have. Bloomberg and his allies dumped millions into the state to try and shift it blue. It worked in 2019, but that debt has yet to be repaid in any manner that would be palatable to the anti-gun Left. There’s also a new player in this fight: nonwhite voters. They’ve stocked up on guns either for personal protection as we continue to deal with COVID or the phantom white nationalist threat that was propped up and exaggerated by the liberal media. It’s ironic. Their media-manufactured myths actually led to nonwhites arming themselves who in turn are not for gun control and are certainly not turning in their firearms to the government.

    Philip Van Cleave of the Virginia Citizens Defense League had a blunter assessment of what happened on gun control in the state this year. “I think they [Democrats] found out last year when they tried it really blew up in their face big time.”

    • The Other Kevin

      “Their media-manufactured myths actually led to nonwhites arming themselves who in turn are not for gun control and are certainly not turning in their firearms to the government.”

      I never thought of that. Did it really happen? If so it’s great to see them eating their own once again.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I recall reading something like 40% of first time gun buyers in 2020 were minority or female. Huge if so but could be completely misremembering.

    • Endless Mike

      I think Bloomberg spending had a lot to do with Montana going (Hard) Red last election.

    • R C Dean

      They’ve stocked up on guns either for personal protection as we continue to deal with COVID or the phantom white nationalist threat that was propped up and exaggerated by the liberal media.

      I would have thought they stocked up on guns for the same reasons as everyone else: rioting in the cities and the continued, obvious fraying of the social fabric of this country.

      I’m puzzled why the VA Dems don’t do the obvious anti-racist thing – pass gun contro laws that apply only to whites. That would solve their problem with minorities, wouldn’t it? And imagine the swooning from the DemOp Media!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        obvious fraying of the social fabric of this country.

        Definitely seems like they’ve been doing nonstop strafe bombing runs on American culture.

    • Rebel Scum

      All of that will pass at the federal level so VA Dems won’t have to take any criticism.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’m not convinced it will, even if they burn the filibuster.

        There are too many red state democrats for that to happen. WV would eat Manchin alive. I’m sure there are others.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Also this band, but I don’t like them for their lead singer, she is annoying, the fiddler though..

      • The Other Kevin

        I didn’t notice a fiddler, I was too busy looking at the hot redhead on the left.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I may be a few Guinness in and yes I enjoy her show very much.

      • slumbrew

        She’s a bit of alright

      • Ownbestenemy

        I really miss the live entertainment…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHuMKbGG35o

        It really is a fun place to go on the weekend or when there is soccer/rugby going on.

        Plus they do a huge St. Baldricks drive and put their money on the table.

  39. UnCivilServant

    🙁

    I just installed new disks in my NAS.

    Forgot that even blank disks will be “resynced” by the stupid computer.

    They’re 8TB drives… it’s taking forever.

    • R C Dean

      I just installed new disks in my NAS.

      Whoa, dude! Family friendly, remember?

    • kbolino

      Did you replace all the drives or just some of them? The disks might be blank but if they’re being added to an existing array, they’ll still have to get all the data and parity blocks.

      • UnCivilServant

        All the drives, new raid array. I already backed up the data to an external drive. That copy step is not what I’m on. It’s still initializing the array, and it looks like it’s going through every damn block on the disks.

      • l0b0t

        Yeah, but all new disks right? (Squeals like a wee girl in empathic excitement)

      • UnCivilServant

        All shiny, new 8TB disks.

      • kbolino

        Hmm, could be initializing all the stripes or checking for bad blocks. If your NAS vendor offers a guarantee, they’ll want to be sure there are no bad blocks.

      • UnCivilServant

        My NAS vendor is… me

        It’s a linux box which runs DNS, pihole, samba, and I don’t remember if it also provides DHCP or if I went back to using the router for that.

        I’m pretty sure it’s initializing the stripes.

      • Rat on a train

        ZFS, BTRFS, other? There should be an option to not verify blocks on initialization. If you are using a filesystem that does block checksums, it can be handled at write time. Also a mirrored configuration is often faster to resilver than a parity configuration.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s the hardware controller that came with the otherboard, once the array was created, it set the array up to be initialized on boot by the OS. I did not see too many options to customize the parameters.

      • Rat on a train

        Ah. I used ZFS on Linux with standard SATA drive connections when I ran my own NAS. I didn’t have performance issues running software RAID.
        Does the controller offer block checksums?

      • UnCivilServant

        Have you encountered any that don’t?

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        “Otherboard.”

        I know it’s a typo, but I like it and am going to use it on a going-forward basis.  ;-)

        “Where’s the controller for this bit?” ”It’s on one of the otherboards.”

      • Rat on a train

        RAID parity (5, 6, …) is only block parity bits: data block A XOR data block B = parity block C. If you lose a block it can be recreated from the other two. What happens if there is an error for a block? If you lose A but C is corrupt you get a corrupt recreation of A.
        BTRFS and ZFS provide additional checksums. They can checksum metadata and each block individually. A read from a block compares it to the checksum. If they don’t match, the filesystem knows there is corruption. It can then try to repair for the other blocks if they aren’t also corrupted. It will self heal for any read. They also use copy on write so changes aren’t committed until they have been verified.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      These euphemisms are getting weird.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t you mean ‘wired’?

    • Rat on a train

      Hopefully not SMR drives. Those will take a long time.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not as far as I can tell

      • UnCivilServant

        Spec sheet says it’s CMR.

      • Rat on a train

        WD pissed off a lot of people hiding those details for some Red line drives.

      • UnCivilServant

        Seagate Ironwolf.

        Not sure if it’s any good.

      • Rat on a train

        They have a good reputation. I replaced WD Red with Ironwolf when the drives aged out.

  40. Shpip

    So NASCAR decided to leave it to the fans to name the race in Kansas this May. To keep the bots away, fans had to contribute a dollar to charity in order to vote.

    Race fans, to their credit, channeled their inner Boaty McBoatface.

    • UnCivilServant

      So, are they actually going through with it?

      • The Hyperbole

        Looks like it, if they do they’ll have more integrity than the NHL at least, when Columbus got an expansion team, they did a ‘name the team’ thing and an ‘alternative’ newspaper ran a campaign to name the team the “Mad Cows”. I forget the details but it was gaining some steam and the NHL pretty much said Nope “not gonna do it”

      • R C Dean

        Since they asked people to back their votes with money, they’re in a pretty tough spot to cancel.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The only league(s) with good names is MiLB.

        Some of them are awesome.

    • slumbrew

      That gives me hope for humanity.

    • BakedPenguin

      So much awesome. If they actually do it, I’ll watch the race.

      • KromulentKristen

        Me too – I don’t normally watch races at that track. But I need to hear the announcers say “Welcome to Buschy McBusch Race, live from Kansas Motor Speedway”

  41. Plisade

    Dispatches from the Front
    (The Front being in one of the freest states – TN – in a county with no Kung Flu restrictions, that when active were not enforced, as of Monday)

    Grabbed some chow at the local Publix grocery store. 100% of customers and workers, less myself, were tucked snug as a bug into their adult grade security blanket fuckface masks.

    • Gender Traitor

      one of the freest states – TN – in a county with no Kung Flu restrictions

      Ooh! Can you recommend any maskless TN getaway locations for a vacation from Ohio? Would love to visit Memphis if there’s live, maskless music or the general Smokies vicinity, likewise maskless.

      The two OH state park lodges we’ve visited are pushing discounted stays, but why would I vacation someplace where I’d have to mask up every time I stepped out of the room?

      • Plisade

        We (Tennessee) do not count Memphis as our own. Uber Gatlinburg is cool. Chattanooga is chill. But Nashville, 2nd and Broad(way), is where it’s at for honky tonkin.

  42. kinnath

    So, I got an email saying that Home Brew Con will be virtual only again this year. Apparently, the organizers think that San Diego will still be locked down in June.

    • Bob

      Like 3 dozen,

    • Ownbestenemy

      You have your priorities straight, two different glasses on top of the sink ready for whatever beverage that may come to mind. Oh and nice cookies /nohomo

      • Bob

        I like Cooking and baking, Fortunately my Sister’s Family loves to eat, I can’t eat it all,
        /thanks!
        /nohomo

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Meh.

        “Homo, no homo . . . I’m the guy with the cookies.”

    • R C Dean

      Nice. You keep a nice kitchen, too.

      • Bob

        why Thanks, and that’s it, there is a pantry to the right, I bought the Granite top Islands from Amazon, I like it, tight and easy….

      • R C Dean

        I like it, tight and easy

        As do we all.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Now that is phrasing I could get into..

      • Bob

        As I wrote that, I saw it Coming…..

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well in that situation, that is all it takes

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is an ordered person’s nightmare…7 cookies per plate and 20 nicely placed on the glass and one outlier….

      • Bob

        Pure luck on the number of cookies, I do like order, He’s the leader, I’m being Attacked by Alien Cookies!

  43. commodious spittoon

    I’m glad I’m almost alone in the office, the end of Joemala has me rolling.

    I also like that Joe’s is totally in control of his faculties when discussing grope strategy.

    • Drake

      Those are the brain cells he decided to keep. All others were sacrificed to Baal.

  44. Not Adahn

    Picked up the St. Paddy’s dinner from the diner — it was full of people like I’ve never seen on St. Pat’s before. At least one person there told me they were deliberately buying from them this year to help keep the place open. That’s the reason I bought two dinners.

    This lamb stew is delicious. Aggies, Kiwis, and/or anyone else who has input on this: could we maybe genetically engineer a sheep without so much goddamn connective tissue?

    • Ownbestenemy

      People enjoy tradition /News at 11

    • Not Adahn

      This Bailey’s cheesecake is also excellent.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      . . . could we maybe genetically engineer a sheep without so much goddamn connective tissue?

      That’d be nice. Every time I make lamb kebabs, I spend about an hour prepping a leg of lamb for skewered bits. I’ve learned to despise lamb silverskin.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It ain’t got shit on mule deer silver skin.

    • Count Potato

      The connective tissue is what makes scotch broth good.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        It ain’t the silverskin that’s contributing to the broth, believe me.

        Silverskin has ZERO culinary value.

      • Count Potato

        Really? No collagen?

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Nope. Never did God create a less-worthy piece of animal flesh to eat. If you do, it pretty much comes out the way it went in.

    • Sean

      ????

    • Gustave Lytton

      There are no MOS restrictions anymore.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hopefully the loader was male at birth.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That one hasn’t changed yet.

      • Drake

        I’d love to watch them changing a tread in the field.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s difficult to drive in heels.

  45. Agent Cooper

    “While the incident did not trouble too many blue tick Twitter users, speculation from others showed the richness of the human imagination.”

    Blue checks add 400 points of IQ, this is known.

  46. wdalasio

    Calling it an early night, as far as work goes. We’re having a neighbor over for dinner. The wife has made a corned beef. And I’ve cracked open an Allagash North Sky Stout. I’ll start in on the Tully a little later.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sláinte! Enjoy. Corned beef from scratch is cooking now

  47. Evan from Evansville

    I am semi-awake and in Korea! Daejeon for a couple of weeks in quarantine before work starts.

    I have a Korean app for detecting where I am and I have to submit temperature and bullshit checks with them twice a day. But I’m here. I’m alone. I have my space. It’s been 18 months of separation from former life and society. But here I am. Good lord.

    I have a 24/7 store right outside that I’ve already been to several times. Just leave my app-tied phone here and walk outside. It’s…a lovely feeling that I can’t yet express properly. This is my next step and I’m on it. I still have more. But at least I’m here.

    My friend and I are doing a thing, where we write short fiction stories, this (my first) is 1000 words and the topic is An Act of Insubordination. I think my idea is giving a character a single wish. Mine would always be “I have the ability AND the choice to make anything I imagine real.” But that AND is tricky and might be TWO wishes. So the protagonist will use some legalese to clarify what can be done and what not.

    I have an ending in mind. Sorry for typing so much. Hello to everyone! Nice to land in a ‘new’ place. And perfect timing. So it goes.

    • Not Adahn

      I have to submit temperature and bullshit checks

      “I’m 37 degrees, and you people are excellent drivers.”

      • Evan from Evansville

        It has to be UNDER 37. So I just put 36.3 or 36.whatever so it’s not always the same number. It’s silly, but they are much better at keeping their laws than the US is.

        And @Bob I think I am going to post it here. I want to work on my Cambodia trip and scores of others, but with my friend and I having a sorta competition, my mind is focused on that.

        It is now daylight here and I believe I’ll walk around the block. It’s quite exciting. I can’t legally do ANYTHING and I just got a 1.4k check from Biden. Thanks! So stupid, but duh I’ll take free money. Almost like perverse incentives are bad!

      • Bob

        wheres my Money? Enjoy the Freedom Little Brother, we always hope for the best for you,

    • Bob

      Sounds Great Evan! Maybe post a story here for us all to enjoy! Glad Life is getting back to real for you, Huzzah!!!!

  48. Ozymandias

    I watched the video – a lot isn’t right about it.
    Looks to me that some of the microphones are on a different “layer” – that’s no “optical illusion.” That’s Biden’s hand passing right through the frigging mics.
    There are some other weird things with it, too. I watched some video analysis of it and there’s no question that some weird shit is going on in that video.

    • Not Adahn

      Pish tosh! It’s just a “glitch.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        No no, optical illusion! For Pete’s sake we were given a weeks worth of “Trump’s awkward walk down a slope”, but no no no…this is just the right wing unhinged!

      • rhywun

        +1 Republicans pounce!

    • kinnath

      there’s no question that some weird shit is going on in that video.

      Incompetent editing.

      • Suthenboy

        I see defenders crowing about ‘the other angle’.

        Notice in the ‘other angle’ video his hand goes through the microphone again. Good grief.

        Ignorance is strength.

      • Ozymandias

        I noticed the same thing. His hand goes through another microphone.
        “Nothing to see here!! Conspiracy theorists said without evidence!!!”

        *narrator’s voice*: There is video evidence

    • R C Dean

      Reminds me of the first released .pdf of Obama’s birth certificate. A crapload of hinky shit, and somebody broke it down and discovered a bunch of layers, which apparently you wouldn’t see in a straight scan of of a document.

      Then they pulled that one, and released a “clean” one. Which was probably the first one run through a scanner.

      *adjusts tinfoil hat to a jaunty angle, saunters off*

    • Chipping Pioneer

      He’s supposed to be outside by himself. Why the hell is he wearing a mask?

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        They offered him extra puddin’ cups if he complied.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      I watched some video analysis of it and there’s no question that some weird shit is going on in that video.

      Which leads me to ask the following question:

      “Why are people who work for the legacy media such FUCKING IDIOTS?”

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Someone is last in every class. This is where they end up working.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        See also: Jurisdiction X’s “Top Doctor”

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        **HEAVY SIGH**

        Don’t buy that. One of the smartest Millennials I know, a young lady who’s the daughter of some long-time friends of mine, is studying Journalism at Carleton in Ottawa. This lass has brain cells comin’ out the wazoo. And yet somehow she thinks a worthwhile use of her life and talents is to lie to and/or manipulate people by selectively editing the information she reports to them.

        It hurts me.

    • The Hyperbole

      Dropkick Murphy’s are the Irish equivalents of the Beach Boys – the best shitty music of a mediocre genre.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Okay Boomer, don’t worry I have some Chicago on for you in the background.

      • The Hyperbole

        Van and/or the Chieftains, or Tom Waits. That’s the only real Micksplotation day music.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No Dubliners? Got it.

      • Bob

        EDM, Disco by another name,

      • Ownbestenemy

        Though quite funny listening to ‘punkers’ singing songs about freedom, anarchy, screw the man, etc while doing a show on line rather than in person.

  49. creech

    Lester Holt’s on NBC hyping the “Asian community is traumatized by the shootings in Atlanta.” Some incel goes nuts and suddenly it’s genocide on Asians.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Gotta propagandize it to use it

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Last month Pelosi was blaming white supremacy for attacks on Asians despite the fact that in every video I’ve seen the perpetrators have not been white. They finally found a white guy killing Asians, so they have to run with it. They are going to milk it for all it’s worth just like the “insurrection”. When I put on my tinfoil hat, I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy wasn’t egged on by the FBI.

  50. l0b0t

    Motorcoach pr0n for KK. I’ve made ALL the wrong the choices in life to end up where I am and not where this fellow is with his gaudy coach, big truck, plane, and stripper wife. Wow… https://youtu.be/iPpZYojmX-4

    • Bob

      I like Cookies,

    • KromulentKristen

      OMG that is so delightfully tacky

      • l0b0t

        Right? It looks like a Pier One display. Nice tv though.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        If my Spousal Unit sees this, I’m screwed.

    • Mojeaux

      GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

  51. Plisade

    Damn. I’m actually trying to keep up with y’all, refreshing, commenting… I can’t do it when I’m bored and sober at work, let alone celebrating with Model o’ Especial.

      • Hank

        I don’t have the conceptual framework for the idea of Metallica sucking, but that version is certainly…highly fascinating.

      • Bob

        Thin Lizzy wrote it, and I hate Metallica, it’s personal,

      • Hank

        De gustibus non est disputandum, which is Latin for “I think the song predates both Thin Lizzy and Metallica.”

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah, I think some guy named Trad wrote it. 😉

      • Bobarian LMD

        More than a hundred years ago…

        It dates from a story in the 1600’s.

    • Count Potato

      No St.Patricks Day thing?

      • Chipping Pioneer

        How many redheads?

      • Count Potato

        Not one.

    • Count Potato

      Although nice not to see a bunch of tats.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Trying to figure out how 27 made the cut in that set….

  52. cavalier973

    I find it,extremely disheartening to see people still walking around wearing,masks after the guvnah rescinded the mandate

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Their brains have been broken.

      • Sean

        Reprogrammed.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Eh…their choice. What it should be. Want to wrap yourself in bubble wrap, go for it, just don’t make me do it.

      • cavalier973

        What is disheartening is that I had hoped people were a little more informed. Even the CDC came out with a report recently that said masks dont do much to stop the spread of COVID19.

  53. Tundra

    The youngsters are well and truly broken. The average age of masked freaks outside walking/biking/running must be about 22.

    So the first story doesn’t surprise me that much. Outsource the messaging to the public school system and that’s what happens.

    A green screen fuckup wouldn’t surprise me at all. I really don’t care, though. A slaver is a slaver, no matter how CGI’d.

    That was a surprisingly good mashup! I made it through the whole thing!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If they’re going to fake him interacting with reporters, at least do a good job of it. Bunch of fucking amateurs.

      • The Hyperbole

        What’s the point of faking this? There’s no reason to “Weekend At Biden’s” this – If he’s dead or incompetent than Harris is in charge, which according to right wing nut jobs was the point all along. I don’t understand what you think the rational for faking Joe’s continued alive-ed-ness is here.

        Also Neph mentioned “The Boondock Saints” and I’ve already watched “The Friends of Eddie Coyle” what are some other good Oirish flicks to watch today?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only thing I can think of is the pressure that is starting to bleed over to even the mainstream media for Joe “Most Transparent” Biden being unavailable. This gives a “look he stops and talks the press impromptu like Trump did!” feel to it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think they faked the interaction with reporters. They probably did several takes until he didn’t stumble or mumble. They they shopped in some microphones to make it seem live.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Good Oirish – My Left Foot.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      “lose knives”

      Does not compute.

      • Tundra

        It’s true. I usually find them sometime down the line, but…

        I have several knives scattered about for this very reason.

      • Mojeaux

        DO NOT LINK LEE VALLEY!!!!

        I will spend every penny I have.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Do it.

        You know you want to.

        (Lee Valley is five kilometres from my house. Across the street from them is KMS Tools. Man, can I spend money at those two places . . . )

      • The Hyperbole

        Don’t hang on to evidence. Surest way to get caught.

    • Sean

      Kershaw is my go to.

      • Tundra

        Yes, I’ve lost a bunch of them!

        My latest is the Buck Spitfire. Made in the USA!

  54. Hank

    OK, let’s see what’s in the Daily Mail. Hopefully they’ve gotten the Royal Family out of their system…

    Try this one:

    “Feeding cows SEAWEED could slash methane emissions by 80% without affecting the flavour or quality of their meat

    “Researchers fed cattle varying levels of seaweed supplements for 21 days

    “The seaweed is a type of algae, Asparagopsis taxiformis, found in the tropics

    “When fed to bulls it reduced methane up to 80% with no impact on meat taste

    “The study authors say the next step is to find a way to easily farm the algae”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9372369/Feeding-cows-SEAWEED-slash-methane-emissions-80.html

    • cavalier973

      Teach cows how to swim. Duh.

    • Tundra

      LOL!

      The Angus-Hereford beef bullocks were fed their usual diet of hay, grains, and corn, supplemented with either zero, low, or high concentrations of red seaweed.

      How about the usual diet of whatever-the-fuck-is-in-the-particular-pasture?

      I notice they never, ever compare their bullshit to true regenerative ag.

      Besides, most methane comes from the fucking oceans.

      Oh, and Bill, I still won’t eat lab grown meat.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It is their natural diet to be sure….

  55. westernsloper

    The song link: Doood, I can’t moonwalk that fast I would pull a hammy. Loved it though.

  56. Ed Wuncler

    Something I’ve noticed from my subset of friends is that the ones who are the biggest advocates for social justice issues and believe that capitalism and white supremacy are responsible for all the ills in the world are usually white upper class women. I’m thinking this stems from them feeling guilty about their white privilege, so they are the most vocal about every fucking issue to prove to themselves and others that they aren’t as terrible as their white male counterparts.

    But it’s their hypocrisy that bothers me the most. They’ll rant all day about how shitty the capitalist system is but most of them come from upper class families and are the sorts who believes that traveling brings knowledge and taking selfies at the ocean while drinking some expensive champagne but expect everyone else to sacrifice their standard of living so they can drink their 5 dollar lattes guilt free.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s the same women who were Bible thumpers a few decades ago.

      • Tundra

        They are also vegans.

        Fuck them all.

      • Ed Wuncler

        And for some reason they all go to Nashville and wear cowboy boots.

      • dontreadonme

        Pretty sure those are the bridesmaids.

  57. Ownbestenemy

    I should not have put on this ‘live streaming’ show by Dropkick. Just makes me want to go to a concert and go nuts, cause that is what the country needs. One big concert to let loose and just enjoy the day.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      “What this country needs right now is a drink.”

      Isn’t that what one of your Prezzies said when they got rid of whatever-the-Hell amendment it was that inaugurated Prohibition?