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Banjos

Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

420 Comments

  1. Animal

    Atlanta shooting suspect tells police attacks were not racially motivated.

    That’s exactly what a white supremacist would say.

    • AlexinCT

      Damn Animal, you know how our top men think…

      • Animal

        It’s easy enough. All you have to do is mentally shut down 95% of your active brain cells and imagine what a drooling moron would think, and you’ve got it.

      • juris imprudent

        Staring into the abyss?

      • Gustave Lytton

        “I picture a man. Then I eliminate reasoning and logic…”

    • The Other Kevin

      I was going to say the same thing. The narrative must go on.

  2. Rat on a train

    CNN hemorrhaging viewers.

    What are they watching in airports now?

    • Tejicano

      I haven’t been to an airport for more than a year… maybe that has something to do with it?

    • Swiss Servator

      ORD still bravely shows CNN to … not many people. Sky Harbor had…lots of ads or somesuch.

    • Cy Esquire

      Same thing as before, not CNN. With everyone now having a device, who would watch that shit?

    • AlexinCT

      I was just in a bunch of airports last week, and I actually saw a CNN tape from last summer running on the one TeeVee showing stuff (it had a date in the chiron) that was on in Charlotte.

      • Suthenboy

        Why would they show that? Then it was nothing but foaming at the mouth anti-trump lies.

        Also, is there anyone in airports in these trying times?

      • AlexinCT

        I have flown regularly through all the 3rd rate bullshit Kabuki theatre of the Kung Flu pandemic, and unlike travel 3, 6, 9, and 12 months ago where aircraft and airports were wastelands, this past week I saw 4 different airports and flights from them all being chock full. People were traveling, and it was a bunch of people that clearly wore the chin diapers cause they had places to go and a bunch of panicked animals wearing 2 or more chin diapers cause they have been turned into absolute morons by the lies from our inept “expert” class.

      • Animal

        Can confirm. We’ve been flying back and forth between Denver and Anchorage several times this year, and both DIA and Anchorage airports seem to have pretty normal traffic levels. As for the resigned-to-it-all travelers/panicked animals ratio, I won’t hazard a guess, but it seems the former heavily outweigh the latter.

        When I flew up in early Feb I did have two idiots across the aisle from me with multiple masks, face shields and gloves. Before they sat down they frantically scrubbed everything in their area with alcohol wipes until the stench prompted several people to complain.

        How you can live in such a constant state of irrational terror is just beyond my capacity to understand.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My air travel curtailed before covid for other reasons, but when I was flying regularly, I would wipe down the tray and hard surfaces with wetones. Aircraft were filthy on most airlines.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        I have to admit, the one thing I like about the new clean-freakiness of most businesses is that I’ve never seen my local Safeway look better — instead of a thin or not-so-thin layer of skunge everywhere, food is attractively surrounded by visible cleanliness. Even the floors in corners are clean now! It’s almost like Health Department inspectors are doing their jobs (even if I don’t think their jobs would be necessary in my ideal world, but I’ll take what I can get).

        ‘Course, we’ll lose all that the moment our “emergency” is declared over (but I’m sure the food prices will remain elevated).

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep, already happening here. Reversion to laziness and disinterest by store employees as soon as possible.

      • db

        It’s religious fervor? They must perform their ablutions.

  3. Rebel Scum

    And what an absolutely beautiful day it always is!

    Rain and (possibly severe) storms today. Should be fun.

    • Festus

      It’s Springtime for Hitler here. Kids are floating stuff down the ditch and there is only about two feet of packed snow left in the yard. We only broke the snowblower once last Winter and pretty girls are starting to amble. Mask mandates can go die in a fire.

  4. Rebel Scum

    CNN hemorrhaging viewers since Trump left office, down nearly 50% in key measurables

    They need a new villain to tell lies about.

    • Festus

      Well that would be you and me. Snubbed an Asian, lately?

      • Rat on a train

        I haven’t been to an Asian restaurant in some time. Are old martial arts films good or bad?

      • Animal

        Are old martial arts films good or bad?

        Good, but only if it’s the Bruce Lee satire piece in Kentucky Fried Movie.

    • Rat on a train

      Will DeSantis do?

      • Rebel Scum

        That’s what I was thinking. But they haven’t figured it out yet.

    • PieInTheSky

      I say Rand Paul and Tucker Carlson and one more to fill the shoes of trumpy poo

  5. Festus

    Ha! Crow Kancho! Where do you find these delightful memes? Nice work, Banjos and ‘Mornin!

  6. Suthenboy

    Purges in the military. Purges in the police. Censorship. Gag orders for law enforcement officials. Open borders. House arrest and curfews for the entire population. Private businesses destroyed by government fiat. Astronomical spending of fake money and large tax increases on private individuals. Travel restrictions. Pushing of bizarro ideologies designed to brainwash people and destroy their ability to think. The destruction of any institution that fosters individual strength of character. Backdoor land reform. Disarming the public. Mask mandates (black pajamas).
    I could go on all day with this. Private businesses acting to enforce government’s tyrannical wish list. Exiling of undesirables. Token elections with pre-determined winners. An unbelievably mendacious media acting as a propaganda arm of one political party.

    How, exactly, is the left here any different than any of the worst regimes of the 20th century? I am surprised that puppet China Joe hasn’t proposed mandatory national service, but I am confident that he will or try to wave it into existence with his pen.

    Never before in my life would I have imagined any of that could happen here yet it is all happening right before our eyes.

    • Suthenboy

      I forgot to put in the packing of the courts with regime friendly toadies.

    • Animal

      I think the next two to four years will be the pivot point. Either there will be a big electoral backlash and some semblance of sanity will return, for a while, or the election system will be so corrupted that the statist Left will be able to do whatever the hell they want.

      Results:

      Option number A, we’re fucked, but the fucking will be delayed somewhat.

      Option number B, we’re fucked, right the hell now.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think the fucked is a given, maybe you get a little lube maybe not.

      • Sean

        or the election system will be so corrupted that the statist Left will be able to do whatever the hell they want.

        You don’t watch the news, do you?

      • WTF

        Yeah, we already saw that this is the case.

      • AlexinCT

        It doesn’t matter who casts votes, cause all that matters is whom counts them…

      • Festus

        If I’m gonna get butt-fucked, I’d rather it be nasty, brutish and short rather than some languid affair with Barry White doing the complementary soundtrack. Just steer toward the ditch and I’ll hop right in.

      • Tejicano

        I’m wondering about when they ram a law through adding “assault weapons” to the NFA and then seeing that they only got about 12% compliance, what will their next move be? When they have made armed felons out of some huge chunk of the population who are making it obvious that they will not comply, what will they do? Try to round us all up?

        I know they will be happy making examples of a whole big bunch of us – but what about the other tens of millions of us who they will never catch? I know they think they want to kick that can but I don’t believe they have understood where it goes.

      • rhywun

        All they have to do is pass a law. Then they tick the box and move on to the next item on the checklist.

        Enforcing it is optional. You might see a little here and there but the real point is to buy votes with the bill.

      • Tejicano

        When the shove 70% of firearms transactions into the black market I expect there will be some real repercussions.

      • DEG

        I said the same thing about 2020.

        I see some signs of hope at the state level, but I think the Feds are done. The Communists have taken over and are entrenched. It took 70 or so years for the Soviet Union to collapse. Look for something similar for the Feds.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The problem is that economically, we’re already partway down the path. We’re moving slower than the soviets did, but we’ve been heading that direction for 100 years and are accelerating.

    • Festus

      What really grinds my gears about “unisex” Combat Teams is the fact that the boys will nearly always attempt to keep the girls out of harm’s way. It has been bred into us for literally millions of years. Females are more valuable going forward. What the fuck does this do to “Unit Cohesion”? I know that I’d drop everything to save someone weaker than me whether it be a woman, child, puppy or kitten. Who do they think that our adversaries would target first?

      • Psycho Effer

        I have trouble imagining a situation in which a mixed platoon in combat suffers a female casualty that does not cause significant extra demoralization to the unit. Men generally take it harder when they see bad shit happen to women. We tend to look at each other as expendable in the moment, and deal with the emotions of the matter later. You look at what happened at the Capitol when Babbit got shot. If she were a man getting shot, I think things might have escalated in violence. Seeing a woman get shot seemed to make everyone there re-think what the fuck they were doing. That’s a good thing in a mob violence situation, but a very bad thing in an intentional combat situation.

      • Drake

        Despite my own experiences in the military, I’ve steered my son clear of military service. Things are going to do very badly if we ever get into another foreign war. He takes MMA classes and is pretty good with a rifle already so he can protect himself and a future family some day.

        You are right about men instinctively protecting women – until it is trained out of them or resentment takes over. Then they’ll refuse to help and snicker while they fail in training and die in combat. Not the kind of men you want to develop.

      • Tejicano

        One point which they always cover up is the fact that every female POW we have gotten back over the past 20 years was gang raped while in captivity. Heck, a lot of the guys were too. It’s an ugly truth of combat against muslim nations that nobody likes to talk about. Sending women into harm’s way is something no politician (other than the few veterans) seems to have much understanding about. Making it easier for them to get into uniform is doing nobody any favors.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If it is bred into us, why didn’t the male Congressmen bunch up to protect the Congresswomen on 1/6? My Congressman openly admitted he was looking to blend in with the GOP and hide.

        If you hypothesis is that decent men protect women, I think The Inusurrection proves it wrong. Unless you are going to say that Congress is not filled with decent men.

      • AlexinCT

        I see what you did there sir…

        Brilliant.

      • Rat on a train

        They may identify as men …

      • Psycho Effer

        Congress is not filled with decent men. I knew this before January 6th. I don’t see why it is not obvious to everyone after.

    • Tejicano

      Watching it all from over here makes it doubly bizarre for me. It’s like they are removing everything that I would be going back there for.

    • PieInTheSky

      Look man liberty had a sort of run, give or take, but it’s time is gone. Let it go. Now, don’t hang on Nothin’ lasts forever but the earth and sky

    • Idle Hands

      We’ve survived worse times as a nation all you can do is keep your head down and keep moving and be glad our betters are retarded.

  7. Rebel Scum

    Atlanta shooting suspect tells police attacks not racially motivated, was purportedly driven by sex addiction

    But there is terror in the Asian community as the media trudges on with the racial narrative anyway.

    Also, weird way to deal with a sex addiction. Dude should’ve just gotten a fleshlight.

    Police also said Long was acting alone and that a 9mm handgun was found in his car when he was arrested.

    So you are saying he used an assault rifle. ///CNN

    • Rat on a train

      Also, weird way to deal with a sex addiction. Dude should’ve just gotten a fleshlight.

      Some people have standards.

    • blackjack

      He was pissed because after he got a Chinese rub and tug, he had to go right back and get another an hour later!

      • Festus

        “No Substitution”!

      • AlexinCT

        And they wouldn’t love him long time… (He should have gone Vietnamese then)…

    • Agent Cooper

      Hilarious people are outraged over the Sheriff’s words when he was paraphrasing what the shooter said.

  8. Suthenboy

    “Biden said he is “making no connection” between the Atlanta attack and instances of Asian American brutality over the past months.”

    Uh huh. I am not aware of any such brutality. Am I missing something?

    • PieInTheSky

      yes your white privilege make you blind to Asian suffering

      • juris imprudent

        but white privilege is supposed to be jealous of Asian success isn’t it?

    • Plisade

      Well, by saying he’s not making the connection, he made the connection.

      • rhywun

        Which is weird, because he explicitly made a connection in a recent speech.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Hush, you.

    • DrOtto

      I am assuming this is all leading down the road to be unable to criticize the gov’t getting in to bed further with China without being branded a racisterrorist.

    • The Other Kevin

      He probably means the brutality of keeping them out of colleges because they’re too smart.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Asians are token whites until it’s politically expedient for them not to be.

    • Not Adahn

      Yup. There’s been a rash of Asians being assaulted in Democrat run cities (like Oakland) by people who’s races are never mentioned on NPR.

      • WTF

        Bingo – the racially-motivated violence directed at Asians isn’t coming from white supremacists.

  9. Cy Esquire

    Good morning fellow serfs!

    • Rat on a train

      I’m a kulak and wrecker.

  10. Rebel Scum

    “She refuses to acknowledge whether she recorded the call on January 2,” Mark Rountree, president of Landmark Communications, tells TAC. “That’s what she’s hiding from.”

    Well, Fuch that.

  11. Cy Esquire

    This morning driving into work, I was listening to a radio show that wouldn’t shut up about getting vaccinated and how great it was that they’re going to start using facial recognition to avoid having to scan your boarding pass. Then one of them pipes up about how happy he is with some company that you can pay to let you skip the line at airport security that uses your eyescans as identification…

    It was one of the moments where I started looking around for a camera. It’s like I’m stuck in a bad movie where it starts with some radio or news show spewing out something ridicilulous you’d never believe to be true. These people were HAPPY about what they were talking about!

    Are they really that dense or is there someone standing behind them holding a gun to their head while they spew this shit?

    • Tejicano

      “…is there someone standing behind them holding a gun to their head…”

      Not while they’re still useful at least. But once they’ve passed that stage there will be… for a second or two.

    • Festus

      Yes and maybe?

    • Suthenboy

      Standing behind them are legions of journalism professors that filled their heads full of mush.

      I remember that there was a Steven King story about an ex-Nazi living in the States who would dress up in his old uniform, and take neighborhood cats that he had captured and put them in his gas oven. I am thinking those journalism profs aren’t much different. They don’t even bother to hide their admiration for the Soviets, Maoists or Nazis. It hasn’t been that long since Castro and Chavez were their darlings. Who you were listening to are the intellectual offspring of those professors.

      • Festus

        IIRC it was the kid that forced him to wear it and then his killing instinct became nascent. That was the point of the story. They poisoned each other. He was just a harmless old man until the “Apt Pupil” lit that fire again. It’s a really good tale.

      • Suthenboy

        Yes, I remember now. It has been so long I forgot.

    • robc

      I disagree with you, here is my argument in a nutshell:

      Technology exists. We know there are bad uses for it, and we should do everything in our power to prevent those, but with the government we currently have, they are going to use it for nefarious purposes. There are also good uses, things that make our lives easier. No reason to oppose those uses just because the government will abuse their existence.

      Feel free to fill in with whatever technology you want: facial recognition, autonomous vehicles, firearms, etc.

      • Cy Esquire

        I could see that argument if there were an actual separation of Government and Corporation. In the giant blur that has become the quasi-goverment-corp, citizens get fucked every which way possible.

        Standing in line waiting on security and getting passed by someone who has either Paid the government and given them all of their information or Paid a corporation and given them all of their information or is a protected government class, while I have done nothing wrong and am forced to wait longer, is tyranny.

        Coming up with new ways to gather my information under the guise of it making my life easier doesn’t make it any better. In fact it’s a bit more insulting. They think I might be dumb enough to not recognize their intent.

      • juris imprudent

        This is the blind spot that Postman explores in Technopoly – the desire to only see the benefits of technology and not the costs.

    • Suthenboy

      Landlord can’t pay property tax, govt seizes property. Private property ownership disappears and the state owns all. Now the state can decide who gets a roof and wrong thinkers are out.

      It is all upside for the commies. Foreseeable consequences are not unintended.

      • cavalier973

        What are the odds the lady voted for the people who did this to her?

      • Rat on a train

        What are the odds the lady will continue to vote for the people who did this to her?

  12. PieInTheSky

    Oxidative stress and the differential expression of traits associated with mating effort in humans

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513821000180

    In a large sample of young adults, we report preliminary evidence linking oxidative stress to several indices of investment in mating effort. Surgent, dominant, and athletic men appeared to accumulate lower concentrations of an oxidative stress biomarker overnight, consistent with a scenario in which individuals with more favorable energetic affordances are better able to invest in certain sexually selected signals. By contrast, we observe opposing, positive associations among women that are more consistent with the accumulation of physiological costs incurred from greater investments in energy production.

    • Plisade

      I love fucking science.

    • Festus

      So fit guys get laid more. Transwomen get nothing.

      • AlexinCT

        Despite the demand males all go beta by the feminists, these women are going to be inclined by biology to jump in the sack with the alphas. The majority of the feminist types will eventually marry some of the more successful betas under the guise that they make better partners, and will spend all that time then ruining the poor dudes life. Not sure how the trans thing works, cause I am not into dudes with tits and have no life experience to share…

      • Festus

        Distill it down to a great big lie. Biology will out.

      • juris imprudent

        Biology will out.

        I sense a great deal of pain – the screams of millions of “___ studies” majors crying as their dreams are snuffed out.

      • TARDis

        Another possibility; They will mate with Alphas, but be pandered to and financially supported by Betas.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Media’s entire Georgia narrative is fraudulent.

    I’m sure they think it is just peachy.

    • Surly Knott

      Well, that’s the pits.

    • Rat on a train

      It worked well for something they cobbled together.

      • Tejicano

        But the logic is a bit fuzzy

      • Festus

        One hand clapping against the other makes a very nice sound for Tejicano’s comment.

    • juris imprudent

      Not sure that the juice is there in that story.

    • Agent Cooper

      We should wait and see what Pie thinks.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Tangentially related, what do we call people that come into a new society and demand that everyone conform to their moral and societal norms? Hint: The answer is not ‘immigrant, migrant or refugee.’

      • creech

        Depends on how heavily armed they are.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Do suicide vests and Trucks of Peace (TM) count?

  14. Rebel Scum

    “Let me be clear, there is no room in our classroom for things like Critical Race Theory teaching kids to hate their country and to hate each other is not worth one red cent of taxpayer money,” he continued. “So we will invest in actual, solid, true curriculum, and we will be a leader in the development and implementation of a world-class civics curriculum.”

    Word.

  15. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    I woke to a video from my kid playing Enter Sandman on the ukulele. So the day is already off to a good start.

    • Festus

      So cool! Mornin’ Friend!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      You can drop-tune a ukulele?

      • Bob

        Yes you can, slack tuning, any key you want

      • Bob

        /Uke master

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I defer to your considerable skill and knowlege on the subject. *bows with flourish*

  16. robc

    Baseball birthdays: Dwayne “The other D Murphy” Murphy, Elbie Fletcher, Jimmy Callahan, and JT Realmuto.

    Realmuto is only 7 seasons in and already at 19.8 WAR. 2017-2019 he was over 4 WAR each season. If he continues that he will top this list in a few years. Triple his games played and he was over 4 again in 2020.

    • creech

      Don’t worry: playing for the Phillies will kill his stats, lead to some key injuries, and otherwise obscure his achievements.

    • AlexinCT

      Mee so ORNY!

      • Festus

        I never used to dig on Asian girls but I might be coming around. Too late for real world application but hey, I’m learnding.

      • AlexinCT

        Tiger moms are fun as long as you can quit it.

      • Festus

        Young Asian girl at work dresses dumpy but one day she forgot to do laundry-https://youtu.be/-993tLyeVqw – Holy Moly!

    • Tejicano

      That took a long time

  17. The Late P Brooks

    CNN headline:

    “Unsettling questions surround the motive of massage parlor shootings”

    This doesn’t conform to our “all racism, all the time” narrative. We’re baffled.

    • Festus

      “Incels are the new Whites”

    • Cy Esquire

      I’ve sure CNN has a firm grasp of the situation.

      • Plisade

        What you did there, was a stroke of genius.

      • juris imprudent

        Sadly, CNN is only teasing with this, and this will lead to a great sense of frustration when the story does not have a climatic conclusion.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        One might say they would be blue after that happens.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        . . . climatic conclusion.

        I thought CNN always threw something about Climate Change in there somewhere.

      • juris imprudent

        Somehow the c receded. I blame Obama.

      • Swiss Servator

        …imma let this one slide.

      • Plisade

        /imagines Swiss gazing narrowly at himself in the mirror

    • Rebel Scum

      The dude literally said why…

    • juris imprudent

      Ah, the need to understand why someone kills. It isn’t enough to chalk that up to any time honored notion of simple aberration, nope – the therapeutic culture must understand so it can cure this in all others. Well oh mighty therapists – what if this is just an evil fuck, what do you do about evil?

      • Festus

        Apparently you tut-tut about it and then move on to something else.

      • WTF

        Don’t be ridiculous, you use it as an opportunity to punish your opponents, no matter how hard you need to beat that square peg into a round hole.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Fetishists

    Investigators said it was too early to say whether the crime was racially motivated, and instead pointed to the suspect’s claim of a potential sex addiction.

    They’re fetishized and hypersexualized. They’re seen as docile and submissive. On top of that, they’re often working in the service sector and are subject to the same racism that affects Asian Americans more broadly.

    The way their race intersects with their gender makes Asian and Asian American women uniquely vulnerable to violence, said Sung Yeon Choimorrow, executive director of the non-profit advocacy group National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum.

    Uh huh. Yellow fever is real. And it’s obvious who suffers from it.

    • juris imprudent

      And there it is – the psychological perspective in all of its glory.

    • Agent Cooper

      “The way their race intersects with their gender makes Asian and Asian American women uniquely vulnerable to violence,”

      No, they happen to run massage parlors in which sexual acts are exchanged for money.

      • juris imprudent

        No, they happen to run massage parlors in which sexual acts are exchanged for money.

        Which is of course illegal, so no recourse to the normal means of protection in commerce.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        And the standard strip joint probably has better security.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      They’re fetishized and hypersexualized. They’re seen as docile and submissive.

      Maybe, just maybe, a lot of American men have an Asian fixation because there’s something inherently feminine in that docile submissiveness that’s missing from the modern American woman? Maybe the modern feminist conception of women as supermen with tits is wildly unattractive to most (unindoctrinated) men?

      Nah, it must be that Asians are victims.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’m thinking there’s a certain level of attractiveness in someone different.

        I don’t dig Asian women because they’re submissive, I dig them because I don’t see them everywhere I look. There’s a mystery there.

      • Shpip

        There’s a mystery there.

        Well, the pixelation certainly doesn’t help.

    • PieInTheSky

      I am still dubious on the whole concept of sex addiction

      • Cy Esquire

        We wouldn’t last long as a species if we didn’t have drive.

  19. Rebel Scum

    War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

    The only viable path for restoring the United States political system requires Democrats to modify Senate rules that allow obstructionism, expand federal courts, and un-rig the political system. Unless Democrats enact all three parts of this agenda, democracy probably cannot be revived. Expanding the courts probably will be necessary to un-rig the system unless the current Supreme Court tolerates democratic revitalization, an unlikely prospect. To pass legislation to un-rig the system and expand the courts, however, Democrats will need to modify the Senate rules. Finally, if Democrats pursue modest good-government initiatives but forego aggressive reform, they will fail to un-rig the system. Thus, Democrats need to enact all three parts of the democracy agenda, not just one or two.

    “If we can’t get what we want we will change the rules. Fuck constitutional constraints on government.”

    I would respectfully submit that American democracy has already effectively died because the Republican Party has burned most of our normative house to the ground. The United States will continue to refer to itself as a constitutional democracy and to hold elections, and Democrats will occasionally win those elections, to be sure. But here is the three-part catch: (1) As a partial result of gerrymandering, voter suppression, and dark money, Democrats require landslides to prevail in federal elections; (2) Even when Democrats do prevail in federal elections, unprecedented GOP obstruction prevents them from getting much done; (3) Even if and when Democrats do manage to enact a handful of important regulations and laws, the stolen Supreme Court will curtail or overturn most of them.

    It’s almost like districts and states elect people to represent them and they have differing views on government that they will pursue. You know, like in a republic.

    These people are insane totalitarians.

    • AlexinCT

      That book was a warning, not a “How To” manual you fucking douchebags!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Of course they lack the foresight to realize the shoe will one day be on the other foot and the “obstructionism” is required to prevent rebellion. Radical transformations in short periods of time are recipes for war.

    • juris imprudent

      Fuck constitutional constraints on government.

      This has only been the modus operandi of the Democratic Party since Wilson. It isn’t the problem that the party believes in this – it is that the party has the support of a sizeable share of the populace.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Ah, yes.

      Tell me about all of the Republican “obstructionism.”

      I mean, it’s right here. Just look at how badly America wants Democrat rule.

      https://brilliantmaps.com/2020-county-election-map/

      I mean, having to fortify the election, losing seats in the house, and failing to take over the senate is totally a clear sign of a democratic mandate.

      • juris imprudent

        Not to mention the failures at the state level.

  20. OBJ FRANKELSON

    How do big media outlets so often “independently confirm” each other’s falsehoods?

    In my previous line of work, it was called circular reporting and we took great pains to avoid it.

    The press these days, or as I would assert, all days, run entirely on confirmation bias and sensationalism.

    • AlexinCT

      I can do it in one…

      Scheisseporn.

    • Ted S.

      Furchtbar.

      And if we can make compound word neologisms, I’ll inventärgererregend.

      • Ted S.

        Ack, there probably should have been a space in there before the tongue-twister.

    • Swiss Servator

      The Hamster terms are old…

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Give us what we want, and nobody gets hurt

    As progressives push the Senate into a brawl over nixing the legislative filibuster, a group of senators is setting out to do the impossible: prove that the moribund chamber can still function.

    A group of 20 senators, mostly centrists but also including some more ideological members of both parties, is seeking to replicate its success last year in breaking a months-long logjam on coronavirus relief. The so-called G-20 hopes to develop bipartisan approaches to issues like the minimum wage, immigration and infrastructure, in the process providing a compelling argument against axing the filibuster — if it can produce results.

    ——-

    “What the group wants to do is figure out how to get the Senate to work better in a bipartisan way,” Portman said. “We have done nothing this year except nominations, which [take] 50, and the Covid bill, which [took] 50.”

    Shaheen added that senators are eager for the chamber to return to its days before partisan polarization took hold, when legislation and amendments could be brought to the floor: “Everyone I know in the Senate, Republican and Democrats, wants to get back to that place.”

    But wrenching the Senate back to legislative life in a political environment that’s plumbing new, bitter lows won’t be easy. Some members of the group are privately doubtful that big breakthroughs are around the corner. They’re working against snowballing energy for retooling the filibuster as activists cite an ever-growing list of House-passed bills now stymied in the Senate — including legislation to enact police reform and expand voting rights, which many Democrats view as an existential issue to their party.

    Bipartisanship means letting the Progressives completely run the show. Otherwise, they’ll kill the hostages and burn the place to the ground.

    • Ed Wuncler

      Bipartisanship means that the Democrats gets a three course meal while the GOP only gets bread and butter and maybe a glass of water.

      And it’s funny when bipartisanship happens, a little more of our liberty gets snuffed out. It never goes the other way around.

      • Agent Cooper

        “while the GOP only gets bread and butter and maybe a glass of water.”

        It’s because the GOP sucks.

    • Rebel Scum

      expand voting rights

      I.e. eliminate election integrity. But, of course, they want to “fortify Democracy.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Shaheen added that senators are eager for the chamber to return to its days before partisan polarization took hold, when legislation and amendments could be brought to the floor

      Maybe try not shoveling massive bills daily that are progressive pipe dreams?

      To the extent that republicans are “obstructing” things, it is almost directly correlated with the bill being highly objectionable to republicans.

      D: But we can’t get anything passed in the senate!

      R: Maybe try not sending bills that you know for a fact will be rejected like massive gun control laws or laws that codify in to federal law the exact things we’ve been complaining about, like permanently fortifying all future elections?

      Democrats are acting like preteens trading baseball cards. “Why won’t you trade your Honus Wagner for my 7th year Barry Bonds and a handful of commons?”

      If you want cooperation, you have to incentivize it. Writing bills you know that every R will reject, then complaining that the Rs are rejecting them, is fucked.

      • juris imprudent

        Before C-SPAN and the other 24/7 media, Congress worked a lot on personal relationships including across the aisles.

        Our new media-driven politicking is all about entertaining the base, not running the country. Congress worked no better when the Repubs were in charge.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Concur.

        When politicians weren’t busy getting their sound bites put on the air every fucking day, things went more smoothly.

        The problem for them is that the internet means they can’t control the flow of information. People are not limited to the only 3 sources of news in the country, where every bit of information they get is consistent (because it was all vetted beforehand).

        They’re desperately trying to fight the flow of a massive torrent THATS counter their messaging, and they’re doing everything they can to combat it, hence the never ending need to be more and more brazing.

      • juris imprudent

        Worse, there is a vast flow of stupidity across the internet/twitter/etc where every idiot is an idiot with a megaphone. Honestly, I don’t know how this ever gets better.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Writing bills you know that every R will reject, then complaining that the Rs are rejecting them, is fucked.

        It’s also a great way to win over the “let’s all just be friends” moderate middle, which happens to be composed of a shit ton of single and divorced women.

  22. Festus

    New jeans arrived from Amazon today! Now I can finally sashay with the confident feeling that comes from being a real man! Like anyone looks at my middle-aged ass. I just wanted pants that fit. They do cup my buns quite fetchingly, though.

      • Festus

        Saturday Zoom. You have been forewarned.

      • Agent Cooper

        Those buns better be cupped!

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Yeah, uh, I’ve got a . . . thing on Saturday at that time. Won’t be able to attend. Darn the luck.

  23. Rebel Scum

    To make them easy targets?

    The U.S. military has announced that it is actively working to develop a personal lift device that would allow soldiers to quickly enter and flank enemies on the battlefield.

    The concept of such personal “jetpacks” has been considered by the military for decades, but a recent release of research proposals from the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in early March shows that the Pentagon now wants to actively develop “portable personal air mobility systems” for use in a variety of combat, surveillance, and rescue operations.

    “Systems may be air deployed to allow for [infiltration] to hostile territory, or ground deployed to allow for greater off-road mobility,” said DARPA in the release.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Is it more sporting for the PLA to yell “pull” before our troops jet up into the air, or do we just go whenever?

      Yeah, I’m not sure I’d want to jet up into the air when the other side has any sort of massed firepower aimed my way. I’m also going to guess that the jet pack might be full of highly combustible fuel.

      • UnCivilServant

        The traditional fuel for jetpacks has been hydrogen peroxide.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I dunno, I think it is one step closer to Mobile Infantry, add some tactical nukes and we are nearly there.

      • UnCivilServant

        Get the working power armor first.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        As I understand it, DARPA has been playing around with exoskeletons for quite awhile. They just haven’t to scale it up and Soldier/Marine-proof it.

      • Not Adahn

        If you think the battery life on a Tesla is limiting, take a look at actual power armor.

      • juris imprudent

        Battery life is a problem for the soldier level electronics – radios & other devices. The idiot conceit of power armor or soldier-borne lasers/DEW?

      • Sean

        Yeah. I go through a lot of fusion cores.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        “Don’t worry about power consumption! Our Battle Suit 5000 has a FULL 9 minutes of battery life, and only takes 3 hours to go from 0 to a 40% charge!”

      • Rat on a train

        No need to yell anything, but I believe the rules of war include a bag limit. If we send enough soldiers that each enemy soldier reaches the limit, any additional troops are safe.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Is it also like pheasant hunting? You can only shoot cocks? You have to let hens go?

      • Rat on a train

        It is why we need maternity flight suits.

      • BakedPenguin

        thinking of this?

    • Plisade

      I could see officers using them in the field, or maybe messengers, for faster and more direct comm immediately behind the lines. Radios don’t always work and their transmissions can be intercepted. In some situations face to face comm might be preferable.

      • Pope Jimbo

        BTW, Plisade is dead to me now. Why?

        Plisade on March 17, 2021 at 5:43 pm

        We (Tennessee) do not count Memphis as our own. Uber Gatlinburg is cool. Chattanooga is chill. But Nashville, 2nd and Broad(way), is where it’s at for honky tonkin.

        Memphis is the best part of Tennessee! Show me anything in the rest of the state as cool as Graceland! OK, now we’ve already established that Memphis is the coolest place in TN and we didn’t even have to go to Sun Studios or Beale Street.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Memphis is the only place I’ve ever been where I legitimately thought I was going to have to fight some bums to ensure my wife’s safety.

        We were there for the St Jude marathon, and usually for events that size in cities, they’ll put some cops between the race hotel and the other event locations to give the illusion of safety and to help give directions. Nothing like that in Memphis. We had to walk through some sketchy park filled with syringes and very aggressive panhandlers who were trying to surround us and were looking at us like a dog looks at a juicy steak.

      • Pope Jimbo

        What are you complaining about? You went to Memphis to run? We just made it extra interesting.

      • The Hyperbole

        When I used to go for Memphis in May they had stationed cops on corners a few blocks off Beale to turn any tourists back, We were trying to skirt the large crowd to get back to our hotel and the cop told us “I can’t stop you from going down there, but I got a gun and a badge and I wouldn’t go down there this time of night.” We turned around.

      • Plisade

        Sorry, brother, I owe you a beer. I’ll give you Graceland, but The King’s realm is a world unto itself. I’ve been twice and would go again. That man knew how to live.

      • Agent Cooper

        My favorite part is that it’s basically just a regular house.

      • Pope Jimbo

        No worries. Memphis is an interesting place. Every hillbilly from west TN, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, southern Missouri and SW Kentucky make a beeline to Memphis in the hopes of making it in the “Big City”.

        Makes for an interesting mix of people.

      • Rat on a train

        The new generation of radios are much more secure than the PRC-77 and VRC-524 I used. Broadcasting in the red isn’t the standard anymore.

      • Plisade

        You’re saying I’m old, aren’t you?

      • Rat on a train

        I’m old enough to remember when the Army’s mission was to kill the enemy and occupy territory.

    • db

      Easy counter to jetpacks–portable 5.56mm miniguns.

  24. Animal

    Our oldest daughter is a nurse-practitioner with fifteen-plus years of experience in emergency medicine, almost completely in small towns where she sees a lot of elderly patients in various degrees of dementia. Received this from her this morning:

    Biden has advancing dementia. That explains his sexual inappropriateness. It explains his agitation. And of course the confusion.

    • AlexinCT

      Anyone pretending to not see this Animal is doing so by design. They do and are lying, or they do, and are lying.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Inappropriate sexual behavior in a person who used to not be that way is a dead giveaway but he’s always been a bit weird with it as far as that goes.

      • Drake

        Yeah – he has always been a perv but he used to be able to lie clearly and concisely all day long.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Oh he’s definitely demented but unless he tries to fingerbang a reporter during a press conference or some crazy shit like that you can probably chalk it up to Joe being Joe.

      • AlexinCT

        You sure this has not happened already?

        Why do you think they had to send the dogs back to Maryland?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      So are we in a Woodrow Wilson/ Late second term Reagan situation? Is Doctor Burgermeister Grand Mufti Jill running the show or is it members of the administration puppeteering Joe?

      • Drake

        Reagan never got anywhere near that bad while in office.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I tend to agree. But it is hard to tell, the press narrative of the day is that Nancy was running the show at the end. It hard to see through that much bullshit.

      • Drake

        His last speeches were early in the Clinton Administration – over 4 years after leaving office – and he was still better than Biden is right now.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I bet you could air condition the White House all summer simply by having DR. Jill and Kamala walk past each other.

        You know there has to be some insane levels of tension between those two.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        And there is nothing better for a work environment than two women feuding in an office. /sarc

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Hawt.

      • Idle Hands

        members of the admin. The national guard have the capital cities power centers barricaded and secure for a reason.

      • rhywun

        It’s whoever is also behind The Squad that is running the show now.

        Remember when Joe was the “moderate” candidate? That Joe would not be pushing all the far-left crap they’re pushing now. But like any president, Joe doesn’t have any principles so he’ll go along with whatever the Machine is telling him to.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    The massage parlor shootings were the act of a racist?

    Well that is a happy ending to that story.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Now, don’t go off half-cocked.

    • straffinrun

      I luv you long time.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Who cares? If you rub me the wrong way, I don’t want to spend a long time with you.

    • juris imprudent

      Isn’t that a bit premature?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      It’s wrong to joke about it. Really. It’s totally fucked.

  26. Rebel Scum

    At least you learned something about the world.

    The Atlantic published a story today about a Princeton grad student named Xiyue Wang. Wang was born in China and moved to the U.S. when he was 20. He became a naturalized citizen and did graduate work at Harvard. After a year working for the Red Cross in Afghanistan he was admitted to a PhD program at Princeton in 2013. Then in 2015 Iran granted him a Visa to do historical research and study Persian in Tehran. At first everything seemed to be going very well but four months after he arrived he was put in prison. He would remain a hostage of the Iranian regime for the next 40 months. But in that time he says he came to see Iran for what it really is.

    He was blindfolded, restrained, and physically abused. An interrogator yelled in his face, wafting oniony breath at him and ordering him to stand and sit in specific positions, as if he were a performing animal. …

    With no alternative, he was coerced into signing a statement that read, simply, “I am an American spy.” He was sentenced to 10 years. “I felt such a stigma. It was like I was raped.”

    His captors’ complete indifference to his actual guilt or innocence rapidly revealed itself. They told him, matter-of-factly, that he was being kept solely for purposes of exchange. …

    “I slowly saw: They don’t want to be our friends. They don’t want to reconcile.” In prison he watched a great deal of state propaganda. “They say it clearly,” he told me. “They want us as an enemy, because that is the reason for their existence.” To hope that Iran will stop behaving like an enemy is to hope that it will suddenly decide not to exist anymore.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      We are to the Iranians what the Russians are to us which is a convenient scapegoat for ineptitude and a Goldstein figure. That being said, the Iranians do have some legitimate gripes when it comes to the US.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So now he knows what Gitmo is like.

    • Suthenboy

      Whodathunkit?

  27. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Deputy Secretary of State of Georgia responsible for leaking faked Trump quotes to WaPo.

    Of course he was. The most ridiculous narrative of the 2020 election wasn’t that it was “the most secure elections ever”, but rather the belief that the establishment GOP in various states would never join with the Dems to get rid of Trump.

    This narrative was often repeated by the WSJ and other conservative outlets to defend the fraud in GA. Who are you going to believe, your lying eyes that saw GA vote counts somehow decrease for Trump right out on live television (was Chavez or Putin ever even this blatant?) or the GA state eGOP that solemnly swears no shenanigans went on.

    There’s one party, the swamp party, and the eGOP will keep up the façade of being controlled opposition until that role is no longer needed.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Yup. Team Red is submerged in the swamp just as deep as Team Blue is.

    • creech

      That source sort of lets the WaPo off the hook doesn’t it?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        They found information that confirmed their biases that the Bad Orange Man is Bad and ran with it. See: The piss dossier et al.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Of course he was”

      She. I think that’s her preferred pronoun.

    • Agent Cooper

      “eGOP”

      I prefer GOPe, as it rhymes with NOPE.

      • db

        wtf does that even mean?

      • Agent Cooper

        I don’t like the establishment, GOP or Dems?

      • db

        Oh, “e” means establishment? That’s really the question I was asking. I wasn’t attacking you.

    • R C Dean

      My question:

      The people who actually were on the call, the SecState and one other (who the source heard about it from, if you believe her on that), said absolutely nothing when the false accounts were published.

      So, the people in charge of the Georgia election were just fine with a false anti-Trump narrative being used to discredit him and ultimately as a basis for impeachment. And we are supposed to believe they ran a fair election?

      See, also, the AZ SecState calling Trump voters neo-Nazis before the election. But she gave these neo-Nazis a scrupulously fair election? Sure.

  28. Pope Jimbo

    Look who’s talking tough. Minneapolis police chief vows to re-open ‘George Floyd Square’.

    However, Arradondo didn’t say when the intersection would actually reopen, only saying, “It’s not a matter of if, it’s when it happens and it’ll be forthcoming,” and adding that there’s a lot of communication and intelligence-gathering going on.

    Acting U.S. Attorney for the District of Minnesota W. Anders Folk pledged to use every tool and federal statute to hold people accountable.

    I don’t get it. Why is the US Attorney quoted. Surely Brother Keith our AG should be leading the charge to bring these lawless protesters to heel?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Better a US Attorney solving this than me, my solution would involve the application of crew-served weapons.

      j/k, mostly

    • R C Dean

      It’s not a matter of if, it’s when it happens

      Not asked: “Why not right now?”

      every tool and federal statute to hold people accountable

      Not specified: which people.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Just what is it that think they’re proving by not shutting down these “autonomous zones” immediately, or even, *gasp*, not allowing them to form in the first place?

      One can only guess what might happen were a militia group to take over part of a major city, but you can bet that it wouldn’t be meek acquiescence.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    From Rebel Scum’s link:

    Neither electoral politics, norms preservation, nor modest goodgovernment reform can restore the political system because they cannot mitigate the primary threat to the American democracy, Republican radicalism.

    The only way to save DEMOCRACY! is to neuter the Republicans and impose one (Democrat) party rule.

    Okay. There’s no conceivable downside to that.

    • Drake

      Their religion doesn’t require a god but they have to have a devil – and you’re it.

    • Pope Jimbo

      They just want to get rid of the GOP. That doesn’t mean they want one party rule. I’m sure they are perfectly fine to compete against the LP in the next elections.

  30. DEG

    Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced on Wednesday that the state’s education curriculum would not be teaching any Critical Race Theory in the classroom.

    Good.

    NH’s governor won’t oppose Critical Race Theory. When asked, he said, “This isn’t a decision that should be made at the state level. You should take it up with your local school board.” I am not sure if he buys into some of the CRT bullshit. He did speak well of BLM which makes me suspect, but sent the Guard into Manchester the night before BLM planned to have a riot/protest.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The U.S. military has announced that it is actively working to develop a personal lift device that would allow soldiers to quickly enter and flank enemies on the battlefield.

    Somebody should tell them “Ironman” is a work of fiction.

    • Rat on a train

      Their design is more Rocketeer.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Dammit! I want power armor and flying cars. All the World’s Fairs of the 1950s and 60s told me there would be power armor (or something similar) and flying cars by now!

    • juris imprudent

      I shit you not, there are people in supposed positions of responsibility that will turn to you and say “but I saw this in a movie/TV show – why can’t we do it”.

      • juris imprudent

        No, this goes well back before his administration, and continued through it, and will continue into the future (at least I have high confidence it will).

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Star Trek (TOS) Communicators were more or less the inspiration for flip phones. So there is that.

      • Agent Cooper

        Yeah, I have no problem when people try to figure out things that seem impossible. The issue is spending billions on stuff that is already practical.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Yeah, that is the rub. Publicly funded R&D < Private R&D

    • Festus

      I remember the diving catches that I once made in the outfield. The throw-outs from my knees at first, second and third base when I was a catcher. Man, if you don’t feel some pain you will never get good at anything. It was well worth the lost toenails. Fuck these soft people!

    • SDF-7

      I was thinking they’d been watching too much Captain America: The Winter Soldier. That’s the whole origin of Falcon in the MCU, after all.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    my solution would involve the application of crew-served weapons.

    Does a water cannon count?

    • Pope Jimbo

      It does, but it is still totes racist to put “Whites” and “Colored” signs on the water cannons.

      • Rat on a train

        Is “HOT” and “COLD” acceptable?

      • Pope Jimbo

        That would be OK as long as you made sure to use the HOT one to spray a few fatties. Otherwise you are gonna get an earful about fat shaming.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      In a pinch, I suppose. A hail of 40mm HE was more in line with where my head was at.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        It is more equitable that way, everybody gets a fragment.

  33. Rebel Scum

    I’m so glad we get another most transparent administration evar.

    The Biden administration is restricting the information Border Patrol agents and sector chiefs can share with the media as a surge of migrants tests the agency’s capacity at the southern border, according to four current and two former Customs and Border Protection officials.

    The officials say the restrictions are seen as an unofficial “gag order” and are often referred to that way among colleagues. The officials requested anonymity because they are not authorized to speak to the media about the topic.

    Border Patrol officials have been told to deny all media requests for “ride-alongs” with agents along the southern land border; local press officers are instructed to send all information queries, even from local media, to the press office in Washington for approval; and those responsible for cultivating data about the number of migrants in custody have been reminded not to share the information with anyone to prevent leaks, the officials said.

    Multiple news organizations, including NBC News, have requested access to or photos from inside overcrowded border processing facilities holding unaccompanied migrant children; they have been denied. The DHS press office released one photo late Tuesday of a mother and child undergoing a health screening inside a border facility, but no wider shots to show conditions or sleeping arrangements.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Paranoiac fantasies in service to a narrative

    U.S. intelligence agencies believe domestic terrorism poses an “elevated threat” to the homeland in 2021, predicting in a new joint report that social and political factors including the coronavirus pandemic and “emboldening impact of the violent breach of the U.S. Capitol” will “almost certainly” spur domestic violent extremists to engage in further violence.

    The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) issued an unclassified summary of a joint assessment of the national security threat posed by domestic violent extremism, Wednesday.

    The comprehensive threat assessment provided by ODNI, the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security to the White House and Congress was produced at the direction of President Biden, who solicited the report in the wake of the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol.

    ——-

    The report arrived on the same day DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas called domestic violent extremism the “greatest” and “most persistent” threat to the homeland.

    “Newer sociopolitical developments — such as narratives of fraud in the recent general election, the emboldening impact of the violent breach of the US Capitol, conditions related to the COVID-19 pandemic, and conspiracy theories promoting violence — will almost certainly spur some (domestic violent extremists) to try to engage in violence this year,” reads the unclassified summary.

    I wonder why they didn’t mention the active and focused campaign to dehumanize and vilify anyone who does not obediently tow the Democratic Party’s lion.

    • Pope Jimbo

      You might also want to ask if the right has watched the left riot all summer with no attempt to rein them in and decided that they better up their game.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        ^This. If nothing else, this style politics trend will drive more, “radicalization”

    • The Other Kevin

      If someone pays you to find right-wing domestic terrorism, you are going to find right-wing domestic terrorism.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Frank Church is rolling over in his grave over the use of intelligence agencies against domestic US citizens.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s the beauty of this now – the utter reversal of party role in this whole debacle. Church was a Dem although the commission was bi-partisan. But now the Dems are all on board with domestic spying – they have enemies to persecute! After all, it isn’t like they’re something icky like McCarthy – they are noble! The human power to self delude is truly something.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As Greenwald has been pointing out, the intelligence agencies have been caught lying to the media over and over and over and over.

      Yet, the media just goes ahead and eats this bullshit up.

      Can you really blame the agencies for taking advantage when Americans are so painfully fucking stupid? We’re making it easy for them.

    • Agent Cooper

      The government has become one large positive feedback loop.

  35. OBJ FRANKELSON

    Argh! Our web-based workflow management system has shit the bed. Now we are sort of stuck. There is a considerable amount of work we can do in meat-space but this is cramping my style.

    • PieInTheSky

      get drunk and blame the system

  36. straffinrun

    Anyone else feel like they are going insane?

    • The Other Kevin

      Yes. It’s been a rough few weeks for me in that department.

      • straffinrun

        I can handle change pretty well, but watching from afar as my home country descends into nihilism is a new one for me.

      • juris imprudent

        It isn’t much better up close.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’d say it probably is.

        In Japan, he doesn’t have the opportunity to see that not EVERYONE is completely insane. It’s one thing to read here that there isn’t complete submission, or to talk with us on the weekends. It’s another to walk outside your house and have your neighbor tell you shit’s fucked.

        And despite the media narrative, many, many people see quite clearly how badly shit is fucked.

        I’m in agreement with Straff’s comment last night: this can’t go on forever. I can’t quite see an end, but something is definitely different. There is visible resistance.

      • Agent Cooper

        It’s actually not that bad. I read the news and get depressed. Then I got out into the world and interact with people (no doubt many who would disagree with me on almost everything) and it’s fine.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I think this is mostly true.

        Outside of Branch Covidianism, most people still seem sane.

    • Psycho Effer

      No, but the rest of you are clearly fucked up.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      So kick that style, wicked wild
      Happy faced African American
      Never seen me smile

    • Idle Hands

      We are all Tulpa.

    • EvilSheldon

      No. I feel like I’m watching everyone else go insane. Because I am.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    House Intelligence Chairman Adam Schiff, Democrat of California, underscored in a statement the “transnational element to the threat of domestic violent extremism.”

    “The threat of white nationalism in particular has become a global phenomenon,” he said.

    Those bloodthirsty Finns, and their quest for world domination?

    • Pope Jimbo

      One of the reasons you learn the difference between the Swedes and Norewegians and Finns is because the Finns are the nasty ones. The Swedes and Norwegians will mostly be pretty passive and nice. If you find yourself getting ready to get in a bar fight in NW Minnesoda, you probably are talking to a Finn.

      The worst group are a bunch of Finns who started farming just south of the White Earth reservation and took Ojibwe brides. The Finndian kids are mean bastards who can’t handle their liquor. A great combination.

      The Finns might not want world domination, but you fuck with them at your own peril. Just ask the Ruskies.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Damn your nimble fingers!

      • Not Adahn

        Hmmm….

        *draws up super soldier breeding plan using Finns has Filipinos as starting stock*

      • Pope Jimbo

        LBFM is now going to be Little Brown Finn Machines?

        Gonna be a lot of confused sailors and Marines in Subic Bay.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hello, my name is Marko Flying Turkey Tapaninaho Teuvenen and I’m your new cellmate.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      If Schiff’s planning on f*cking with the Finns, he’d better bring his “A” game.

    • R C Dean

      “The threat of white nationalism in particular has become a global phenomenon,”

      In Africa and Asia?

      • Agent Cooper

        nationalism

        global phenomenon”

        The guy is a fucking moron.

    • Rat on a train

      The Irish are the real threat. Woe if they ever run out of alcohol.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Anyone else feel like they are going insane?

    He wasn’t there again today

    Oh, god, I wish he’d go away

    • straffinrun

      I’m like herpes.

      • Festus

        So you remain consistent.

      • Cy Esquire

        So… Butt stuff?

      • Idle Hands

        I’ve beaten herpes dozens of times.

  39. TARDis

    Jeebus, the coercion to get vaccinated is getting ramped up. How many Glibs have surrendered who didn’t have to?

    Co-workers who just got shots said the local center looks like a “camp”. Military tents and NG everywhere.

    • Festus

      Not gonna happen for me. Full stop! Of course I already said that about the masking. If it comes down to keeping food on the table I will break. Pretty brave whilst typing, less so when they can steal the bread from your mouth. So fucking sick of this.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Doesn’t matter here in The Great White North — The Hair That Walks Like A Man™‘s incompetence at managing the situation on the Federal level has ensured that there’s a highly restricted supply of any vaccine until probably 2022, so unwittingly, he may have “failed upwards” yet again, allowing the vast majority of Canadians to watch and wait to see what happens to everybody else in the world that gets one of those vaxxes.

      And some researchers/medicos already have a suspected reason why the AstraZeneca vax is killing people:

      https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/norwegian-doctor-claims-find-link-between-astrazeneca-vaccine-and-rare-blood-clots

    • Sean

      Not I.

      Coworker commented recently that he didn’t want to but his family is pressuring him into getting it. WTF?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Between my wife and being pretty sure that I will need proof of The Cure before being allowed to fly, I’ll get the shot.

        I realize it means that I’ll be giving up my claim to the One True Libertarian throne, but so be it. My fear of long term consequences from The Cure is as low as my fear of the Rona. But if I get the shot, my wife will quiet down.

        My guess is that phase 1 of flying will be to say that if you want to keep your PreCheck/Global Entry status you will need to get the shot. And I will not lose my Global Entry status and stand in line with the rest of you cattle!

      • The Hyperbole

        Not sure why choosing to get the jab would invalidate your OTL claim. Nothing un-libertarian about making your own risk/benefit analysis.

      • straffinrun

        Yep. Make your own choice. Trust the cronyism and warped incentives of the people making the vaccine or don’t. Choose wisely.

    • Rebel Scum

      I do not wear the shame muzzle and will not get the jab.

      • Idle Hands

        If I have to do it it to fly, I might decide to go full lizard but until then.

    • DEG

      I have no plans to get it.

      A relative who had Lil Rona wants to get vaccinated so that this relative can live life again.

      • juris imprudent

        Wait, had it and wants to get vaccinated?

      • Idle Hands

        I know two people who have gotten it who wanted to get vaccinated immediately. Mostly because their families wouldn’t see them otherwise.

      • Idle Hands

        *got.

      • DEG

        Yes.

        Immunity only lasts three months you know, and you could asymptomatically spread it at any time.

        I get along quite well with this relative except for Covid bullshit. It has… not been easy. Though, to be fair, this relative probably says the same thing about me.

      • straffinrun

        Good.

    • limey

      My buddy sent me some pics from when he got his shot. NG just get voluntold to do the heavy lifting and logistics but I didn’t get the impression they were there to make you do anything. If you don’t want it, don’t show up to get one, no? I’m not saying it won’t come to that, but even the hateful people pulling the strings in the executive branch must be at least smart enough to realize that it will become de facto mandatory without them having to slap down yet another EO on Joe’s desk. All domestic airlines will end up requiring proof of vaccination to board, there will be checkpoints set up on state lines to check your papers upon entry into the bluest states. Tickets for large sporting events and concerts will be issued only with proof of vaccination and you’ll need matching numbers paperwork to validate them. Maybe I’m talking out of my ass, but I’m just trying to say that there is plenty that will happen so that the official angle from the administration and their ops in the media will be calling right-wingers crazy conspiracy theorists who are claiming that vaccines are mandatory while they are technically not mandatory, even though the argument is that they are de facto mandatory. There will be definitely be certain fields of employment in which many positions will be open only to those with proof of vaccination, perhaps coming from a health and safety perspective, or from the unions, just something that will manage to skate by any discrimination suits.

      • TARDis

        My co-workers were told, “Keep your record safe, you’ll be needing it to ‘do things.'” Chilling, no?

        Also, concerning the NG, it’s the appearance of the camp that is unnerving. They there to protect the vaccine apparently. Got to keep those filthy Canuckistanis from stealing the supplies, eh?

      • limey

        Yes, very chilling 🙁

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      My family will not be getting the shots no matter what comes. If a vaccine passport ends up being implemented, we’ll do whatever possible to acquire these.

      I imagine there will be places who will be willing to record your vax administration then inject it into the trash. Alternatively, I’m sure counterfeit passports will be readily available. The former is much preferable but will be difficult to find such places.

      • R C Dean

        I could have easily gotten a real CDC card and two of the official stickers that say you’ve gotten the shots for Mrs. Dean. I mean, as easily as picking them up off a pile in a table in front of me while I was voluntolding at a pop-up vaccine clinic.

        I didn’t. Because this is all going into a national database. Unless whoever you get your vaccine passport from someone who can hack the database, it won’t do you any good and will probably get you in a lot of trouble if you try to use it.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Unless whoever you get your vaccine passport from someone who can hack the database, it won’t do you any good and will probably get you in a lot of trouble if you try to use it.

        Agree but depends where. I wouldn’t use a counterfeit passport at an airport but have no qualms flashing it to get into a restaurant or Home Depot or whatever.

        Tangent but there was a guy in my high school who hacked into the DMV database and sold fake driver licenses. Had the real-deal printer, official holograms, and everything. Ran steep at $200 but they would successfully scan at the state-owned ABC liquor stores.

    • kinnath

      I got the first Moderna shot yesterday.

      I’m in a fairly high-risk cohort 60+ yo, high blood pressure, asthma, obesity.

      I can’t imagine why someone 40yo or lower and in good health would want to risk the vaccine.

      Choose wisely.

      And fuck any government effort to impose “travel visas” based on vaccination.

  40. limey

    Hello fellow three-percenters and right-wing nutcases! How about some domestic extremism today? Good luck with your insurrecting and sedition! Happy extreming!

    • Idle Hands

      Fed alert.

      • limey

        You are interfering with a Federal investigation.

      • Idle Hands

        I would never. It was just a quip about how much I love federal the federal reserves banking style. I being a good lib love the gov as it’s trying to protect me.

      • limey

        Have a good day, sir.

    • Cy Esquire

      Indeed fellow extremist! May the revolting be with you!

      *goes back to day job and raising kids*

  41. Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

    CNN hemorrhaging viewers.

    “Exxxxxxxxxcellent, Smithers!”

    • Festus

      BEAM escaped Commie Coast-land! Used to be a fun place to visit twenty or thirty years ago. I’d rather hit Edmonton, nowadays.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        I enjoyed my time in the Lower Rainland™ back in the early 80s, but my recent experience living there was a lonely, isolated, expensive, time-wasting and surprisingly fearful Hell. I can’t think of many places in the world that would be improved by dropping a nuke on ’em, but the Lower’s one of ’em. Afterwards we could pave it and let what’s left of the Tsawwassen band erect a casino. Be a vast improvement.

    • TARDis

      It would be if their anchors, producers, writers, and executives were hemorrhaging. Preferably from their mouths, noses, and eyes.

      • TARDis

        be *better*

  42. Rebel Scum

    So you are saying that the Mexican president hates brown peole.

    Mexico is reportedly preparing to “significantly reinforce” its efforts to stop illegal immigrants that are entering its southern border with Guatemala as they travel on their way to the U.S.-Mexico border.

    The effort comes in direct response to the border crisis that has erupted under President Joe Biden.

    Mexico will “deploy security forces to cut the flow of migrants, the bulk of whom come from Central America’s so-called Northern Triangle of Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras, whose economies were battered by the coronavirus pandemic and hurricanes last year,” Reuters reported. “Two of the people said the National Guard militarized police, which led efforts to bring down the number of illegal immigrants entering Mexico from Central America during an increase in 2019, would be at the fore of the containment drive.”

    • Festus

      So they are going right back to the older plan except this time it is kinder and gentler under President Dead-Eyes! Outstanding.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Chaos! Anarchy!

    In recent weeks, a small slice of rebellious Republicans have been requesting recorded House votes on non-controversial bills and forcing votes on motions to adjourn, causing headaches for their colleagues and scrambling the floor schedules as members are forced to drop everything to make it to the floor. Those Republicans say they’re reflecting broad frustration with how Democrats are running the House, from the lack of GOP amendment opportunities to the razor-wire fences erected around the Capitol.

    The ongoing dispute over floor procedures is a wonky but critical one for House leaders of both parties. If GOP lawmakers refuse to relent in their delay tactics, it would mean a slog of roll-call votes on the most mundane of issues — forcing lawmakers into a new way of life where half of their days are spent shuffling on and off the House floor.

    Rank-and-file members said they increasingly fear that the House schedule will devolve into chaos, with Democrats struggling to keep proceedings orderly as GOP lawmakers seek to disrupt the day on a whim.

    Forcing those poor Congresscritters to show up and vote? Making them do their jobs?

    Madness, I tells ya!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Well if they have too much to do maybe they can outsource some of the decision making to the States or the People.

    • juris imprudent

      days are spent shuffling on and off the House floor

      Racism detected!

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Come on man. It not racism. It’s ageism.

      • Not Adahn

        ^This guy doesn’t work with Chinese women.

    • Not Adahn

      ISTR that Dems were doing the same thing to any R who voted against proclaiming Biden the only immaculately elected president.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Democrats struggling to keep proceedings orderly as GOP lawmakers seek to disrupt the day on a whim.”

      Resistance is patriotic?

      • R C Dean

        Following established procedure is disruptive?

    • creech

      As I recall my civics text books, the procedure being taught us poor students was of the House and Senate, all 435 and 100 members, meeting in big chambers, debating “serious measures” and then voting. Then we took a field trip to D.C. and got to sit in on “an important debate.” If there were 10 congressmen on the floor, I’d be surprised. No teacher ever mentioned where the important work got done: at cocktail parties, lobbyist soirees, and between the sheets (looking at you, Mrs. V.P.).

  44. Festus

    Good day, Glibs! I’m needful of chow and rest. Have the best one that you can manage!

    • straffinrun

      Later, Festus.

    • AlexinCT

      Be good, good sir!

    • Q Continuum

      “Have the best one that you can manage!”

      No can do. Mrs. Q is still out of commission.

    • DEG

      See you later Festus!

  45. KSuellington

    The more I hear out of that DeSantis fellow, the more I like. He’s no Rand or Massie, but if that is the direction the GOP is going to take it would be an improvement over the neo-con and establishment go along Mittens bullshit. I checked out his Wikipedia page and man have the lefties really written a fantasy section on his COVID response. It’s like it is still May and Andrew Cuomo is the one true leader, lockdowns now, lockdowns forever.

    In other news, it is almost a sure thing that Greasy Gav is gonna face a recall this year. Let’s see if it succeeds. As I’ve said before I don’t hold out any hope for my state, I just am very happy that he is going to have to contend with that. It should at least speed up the glacial reopening here (I’ll try my best not to scream).

    • limey

      I thought most of the signatures on the petition were fraudulent and it was all a plot by sneaky Russians? Has the “intelligence community” floated that one yet?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Not yet. For now they are running with Proud Boys, 3 Percenters, Oath Keepers and QAnon.

      • creech

        Whatever, because they better get at least 1 million extra signatures because the petition sigs will be scrutinized to a degree that even Trump could have only wished for in 2020 recounts.

      • Rat on a train

        It’s all a subversion of democracy even if there are enough valid signatures. The petition process was only intended for approved causes.

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, well Noem sounded real good too until she talked about stopping the pot legalization they state’s voters had passed.

      • juris imprudent

        the state’s

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        While I think Noem is OK, she would get hammered on South Dakota’s death/million rate, which is in the top 10.

      • Agent Cooper

        Less than a million people live in South Dakota, so the number is deceiving.

      • R C Dean

        she would get hammered on South Dakota’s death/million rate, which is in the top 10.

        Not any more. More like 15th.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Worldometers has South Dakota ranked at #8. Not sure about the Coaches’ ranking though.

      • R C Dean

        You’re right. I was looking at the wrong data – cases, not deaths.

      • Suthenboy

        Those numbers are all bullshit.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Maybe, but that’s irrelevant. In a campaign she’d get hammered on those numbers.

  46. Sean

    This should surprise no one.

    A Milwaukee County Children’s Court judge and former president and CEO of the Cream City Foundation, which runs the city’s drag queen story hour program, has been arrested on seven counts of child pornography.

    Brett Blomme, 38, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly uploading 27 images and videos of children being sexually abused on the messaging app Kik.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Blomme is accused of uploading the images both from his home and from the judge’s chambers.

      He’s either exceedingly stupid or he felt himself immune from criticism and investigation. I’m guessing some of both.

      The simple fact that he’s a children’s court judge makes me hope he gets hard time, but I know they’ll put him on probation instead. Fuckers.

    • juris imprudent

      There are 99,000 voters that ought to be asking themselves a question right about now.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you think that they’ll stop using their votes as a virtue signaling device, I’ve got some property over here that I’d like to show you….

      • juris imprudent

        I said “ought” didn’t I? You think I don’t know that they have immunity to considering just how foolish they are?

      • juris imprudent

        I am however looking at property next weekend…

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I wouldn’t blame them too much. It was an election for a judge. They probably just voted for whoever the local paper or the Bar Association recommended. Those are the ones who should be asking themselves some questions.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They probably knew.

    • limey

      They’re trying to scrub all evidence of his involvement with the Drag Queen Story Hour but the internet has the receipts. I’ll bet the rest of them have been deleting their stashes and purging their hard drives like crazy.

  47. hayeksplosives

    Good morning Banjos! Always good to have a chipper, happy Bsnjos mourning Lynx to start the day!

    Florida Gov DeSantis will exclude critical race theory from curriculum

    Good on DeSantis. It really is too bad that this will be held up as proof of DeSsntis’s “racism” when in reality, critical race theory itself is what is both blatantly and insidiously racist.

  48. straffinrun

    I’m not taking the vaccine. Call me an anti vaxxer, I don’t care.

    • Tejicano

      A friend of my step-brother – 78 year-old Vietnam vet – got the vaccine. The first round was hard on him. The second round killed him in four days.

      I don’t think I’ll be volunteering to get it unless there’s a really good incentive.

      Granted, I don’t remember ever having an adverse reaction to any vaccine including the swine flu shot in 1977. But I don’t like the way this one is going.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sorry to hear that. Do you know which one he got and the cause of his death?

      • straffinrun

        Why would anyone trust this corrupt system that spit out this vaccine? I don’t trust the govt to be able fix a pothole these days and I have no confidence in their ability to crony capitalist their way into my cells.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    I have been asked several times when I’m getting my snifflecootie shot. I just say I’m giving my spot in line to someone who needs it more.

    Fuck that noise.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Actually, the Johnson & Johnson vax is probably the only one, given my present knowledge, that I would put in my arm. Not that we Canucks are going to have any choice in the matter for many, many months . . .

      • B.P.

        Wow. Look at those guns.

    • R C Dean

      I have been asked several times when I’m getting my snifflecootie shot.

      I refuse to ask anyone that, in spite of some . . . incentives . . .to do so at my job.

      Nobody has asked me. My boss already knows because she was in our clinic when I got it. I think everyone else either assumes I did or is afraid to ask.

      If asked, my response will be “I don’t ask you about your personal medical information. I suggest you do the same.”

  50. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Stupid me. I bought the minivan with the HID headlights way back when.

    Now instead of aftermarket replacements for about $80 each, they’re $1,000 each.

    • Sensei

      See if you can find one from a salvage yard. Also if the lense is OK, but the electronics shot you may be able to buy a cracked lense with good electronics.

      Not a fan of the cost of new headlights, but I like the light output. If only our betters in DC would allow the adaptives that Europe uses.

      My biggest issue is all new headlights craze from UV. You can try to polish and protect them, but they will eventually yellow again.

    • R C Dean

      Are there LED retrofits of some kind available. We’ve gone LED from the original halogen, and the only thing about them is they can be too bright. I occasionally get flashed by oncoming traffic. They regret it, of course, because I flash them back, and if they thought the low beams were too much, well . . . .

  51. The Late P Brooks

    I feel like I’m watching everyone else go insane. Because I am.

    Once upon a time, hysterical germophobic hypochondriacs were mocked and heckled for their mental imbalance.

    Now they are hailed as heroes.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Now instead of aftermarket replacements for about $80 each, they’re $1,000 each.

    Gadzooks!

    Time for a set of “off road” driving lights bolted to the bumper.

    I replaced a headlamp bulb in my dad’s Cadillac CTS last Summer. You have to practically disassemble the front of the car to do it. I bet it’s $500 to take it in and have the $15 halogen bulb installed by a real shop.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Told the wife that I’ll just be polishing that shitty plastic that all headlights are encased in nowadays instead of getting her new assemblies.

    • Rat on a train

      The good news is it is just a blown fuse.

      What’s the bad news?

      The way the car is designed, we have to remove the engine to replace the fuse. It’s going to cost you.

  53. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Interesting, you have to click through two additional confirmations to watch Crowder’s latest episode even though you have adult content allowed in the settings:

    https://youtu.be/abm04y4g7bM

    Yay social engineering. Also, he needs to get rid of his new cohost because he’s way way funnier than Crowder is.

    • Idle Hands

      I dislike Crowder as much as I dislike Shapiro. Shapiro I would have picked on in middleschool and Crowder comes off as an annoying try hard.

      • Agent Cooper

        Crowder’s black farmers rant wasn’t funny at all. I tried mentally reversing it and having someone like Charlamagne Tha God do a bit where on urban white brand strategists get upset about something but uses hick/hillbilly accents for them — nope, still not funny.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He is annoying but his show is sometimes OK. Dave Landau, former Cumia sidekick who’s hosting this particular episode, is great though-I was pleasantly surprised.

  54. wdalasio

    Anyone else feel like they are going insane?

    No. Look at what you thought or said five years ago. Or even six months ago. My bet is that it isn’t that far removed. You’re not insane. They’re (academia, the media, the government) gaslighting you. Believing you’re insane is what they want you to think.

  55. Idle Hands

    The idea that children should get the vaccine makes my fucking blood boil. These people are fucking evil.

  56. straffinrun

    Anyone else feeling like they are a little drunk and trying on their wife’s lingerie?

    • Idle Hands

      who hasn’t?

    • Agent Cooper

      Well, I’ve tried on your wife’s lingerie, and she has great taste.

    • Sensei

      Perhaps you could buy some used from one of the may convenient vending machines?

      Nice thing is that machine will have music and voice prompts that will guide you through the whole process.

    • Tres Cool

      what day is it?
      I had too many beers and vicodin last night…did I take the trash out? Wait- is it Thursday? I think I gotta work tonight.
      Shit- this is what happens when Jugsy is shipped South of the Mason-Dixon and I have 2 nights off in a row.
      I think VA sent a nurse over yesterday, which explains why my fingers smell like a combination of Grizzly wintergreen, shame, and chlamydia

      Inventory shows have a 6-pack and 2 pills left. Ya’all, I need lunch.

      *calls Donatos

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I hope you’re extracting the codeine in cold water and discarding the acetaminophen.

      • Tres Cool

        Im not proud to say I know what a cold-water-extraction is, and how it works.
        You and I should never party together.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Dude, St. Pat’s day is over and done with.

      You ain’t an honorary mick anymore, so take the women’s grundies off and put them away until next year.

  57. Rebel Scum

    This damages my calm.

    A New York City judge has removed a 6-year-old girl from her mother because she did not wear a mask while dropping her off outside of the school.

    In a shocking and egregious move, the court also told Dr. Epstein that in order to get short supervised visits with her child — she will have to wear a mask inside her own home.

    • creech

      Karen, the Nurse , and other assorted actors in this tragedy should spend the next 30 years looking over their shoulder to see if anything bad is coming.

      • Ed Wuncler

        If people got their asses handed to them for pulling this shit, incidents like this would be less likely to happen.

    • Ed Wuncler

      This is so fucked up. I would like to think that whoever would tried that shit on me and take my child would get these hands, but we’ve been conditioned (including myself) against physically defending our rights when the government violates them. So they’ll keep on doing this shit until a large portion of the population puts a stop to this shit.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      *redacted*

      • Pope Jimbo

        You are too genteel in your comment.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Divorce nastiness. I’d put money down that the father knows the judge.

      Anything goes in these cases. But the school nurse needs to be slapped around.

    • Sensei

      Upper East Sider.

      I’m still enraged, but odds are quite good this particular person thought that the state and its powers were just fine until it came for her.

      • Ed Wuncler

        A lot of my “educated” friends can’t understand the link to the increase of government power and abuse. They’ll all for the government’s boot until that boot comes down on their necks.

      • kbolino

        There is a strain in American politics (perhaps elsewhere too, but this seems to one of the defining characteristics of “high-trust” vs “low-trust” societies) which can be summarized as “loathe thy neighbor” (the inversion of “love thy neighbor”).

        People vote on government policy for two primary reasons:

        1. Personal benefit
        2. Protection from bad neighbors

        Examples of 1 include transfer payments, jobs programs, tax credits, etc. Examples of 2 include policing, zoning, school curriculum, etc. Financial and physical security are the nominal justifications but they’re really one can provide for oneself in a free society. It takes a government to extract money from others and give some of it back to you, or to stop your neighbor from building that ugly shed, etc.

      • Rat on a train

        Similar to other surprises

        Cindy Vinson, of San Jose, Calif., will reportedly pay $1,800 more each year for an individual policy. Additionally, Tom Waschura, of Portola Valley, Calif., will pay nearly $10,000 more for insurance to cover his family of four.

        Both of the California residents “vote independent and are proud to say they helped elect and re-elect President Barack Obama,” according to the San Jose Mercury News. They also both anticipated their rates would go up, just not so drastically.

        “Of course, I want people to have health care, I just didn’t realize I would be the one who was going to pay for it personally,” Vinson said.

        Waschura said he was “laughing” at House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Republicans until he got his new rates in the mail.

        But I’m sure they still vote for more boots on necks.

      • Suthenboy

        I remember those idiots. We have far too many morons like them.

    • Agent Cooper

      I saw this, and yes it’s distressing but I feel there’s more to the story. It doesn’t make any sense. There’s no law or even ‘order’ about masking outdoors. The judge has no grounds for the decision.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Why would anyone trust this corrupt system that spit out this vaccine? I don’t trust the govt to be able fix a pothole these days and I have no confidence in their ability to crony capitalist their way into my cells.

    They cranked out a “cure” for a completely novel, unique, miraculously contagious and relentlessly fatal disease in record time.

    That indicates, to me, the snifflecooties is nowhere near as horrifically lethal as they claimed, or they cut an awful lot of corners.