Friday Morning Links

by | Apr 16, 2021 | Daily Links | 577 comments

On the way to the draft watch party

A lot happened this week. The UCL semifinals are set, the Europa League got cut in half as well. And baseball is in full swing.  Hockey is heating up.  So what is the entire front page of ESPN about? The freaking WNBA draft. Which, if we’re being honest here, should be sponsored by Subaru and brunch. Because that’s their entire fanbase (of thousands)! Anyway, I guess I chose a rant instead of sports.  Which I’m wont to do.

Textbook form

Aviation pioneer (and Buckeye) Wilbur Wright was born on this day. The low-flying Daytonian shares it with comedic acting legend Charlie Chaplin, HOF outfielder Paul Waner, Flemish historian Herman Uyttersprot, actor Spike Milligan, composer Henry Mancini, the pope who quit his job Benedict XVI, defensive back Dick “Night Train” Lane, “The Polish Prince” Bobby Vinton, singer Dusty Springfield, cager Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, football coach Bill Belichick, comedian Martin Lawrence, Mexican singer Selena, and red pilled MMA fighter Gina Carano.

Quality list right there.  And now on to…the links!

Congratulations! I guess. Oh wait, nobody fucking cares. At least they shouldn’t in a civilized world where one should seek out the best possible employees, not specifically ones with certain bits hanging (or not hanging) between their legs. They need to focus more on a consistent strike zone than this dumbassery.

No, I don’t believe I will.

This bullshit doesn’t work anymore. Well, not here anyway.  Enjoy your repackaged lockdowns, Michiganders and New Yaaawkers. I’m gonna be out on a jet ski this afternoon.

Welp, we’re getting close now. The riots are a mere days away.  Any of you Glibs  up that direction want a place to stay and wait it out? We got room here in Texas. And the aforementioned jet skis.

I kept waiting for the punchline but it never came. I think this dude is serious. Which makes it even better than satire.

Coming soon. Oh wait, it’s always been this way.

This is pretty shitty. I mean, it’s their right, I suppose. And it’s also my right to criticize it.  I guess they’re afraid people will see the leadership of the group they so ardently support is a grifter extraordinaire.

Wait, this is just now happening? Why the fuck haven’t parents burned down every school in the city by now? Also, I get a kick out of the “tentative deal” to have people do 40% of their actual job the taxpayers are still footing the bill for.  Here’s how you negotiate with these terrorists (and I don’t use that word lightly): “get back to work, in full, tomorrow or pack your shit because you’re all fired.” That’s it. That’s the negotiation.  Force them to sue you and explain in front of all the parents why they think they have a right to continue getting paid to sit at home and fuck off.

Every single person in this story except one is an asshole. And he’s generally an asshole as well, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t ask a legitimate question, that Americans deserve to know the answer to, as a part of congressional oversight.

Man, this would be awesome! But it will probably never happen.  Shit, we still have some dry counties. In the 21st century!

Here. Enjoy a redneck song. That’s what the songwriter called it. Anyway, it’s just a lovely tune.

Now get out there and have a great day and an even better weekend, friends!

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  1. UnCivilServant

    I kept waiting for the punchline but it never came.

    I thought the punchline was that it already reeked of pot and was crawling with potheads.

    • AlexinCT

      It will be a good change from the people that are reeking like piss and have their hobo clothes covered with semen…

  2. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “And young and relatively healthy people who have had Covid-19 before should still get a vaccine to prevent reinfection, according to research published Thursday in the journal Lancet Respiratory Medicine.”

    Bullfuckingshit…fuck you you lying bitches.

    • sloopyinca

      ??THIS!!!!!!!!??

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        A libertarian in real life friend of mine, one of the very few, who’s had Covid already and is in fine health got vaccinated so he wouldn’t get hassled when traveling. I realize it’s a personal choice but man was I disappointed. I kept my mouth shut though but there’s absolutely no need.

      • Translucent Chum

        My son just got word from his coach that college athletes are going to have to get vaccinated by August 1st to be eligible to play in the fall. We’re pissed as he’s already had it and no one will have liability for issues down the road.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yep. The lack of liability for requiring the vaccine is allowing all the powers that be, big or small, to flex their authoritarian.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The drug companies are absolved but I wonder about orgs that require it. Are they shielded somehow?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re sure acting like it. If they’re not, what they’re doing is insane.

      • WTF

        I’m not sure they can be shielded for requiring a vaccine that was only approved under an emergency use authorization.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ^^ This. I believe RC Dean has touched on that

      • Brawndo

        Yea I know a few libertarians and fellow travelers that see through all this as a naked power play and they’re lining up to get the shot. I guess the desire to not be hassled is a strong motivator but how can you see what’s happened in a year and think that it won’t get even worse?

        I’ve had big fights with my wife about not wearing masks when we go for walks in the park and not wanting to get the shot. She didn’t like it when I quoted Gandhi to her “be the change you want to see in the world.”

      • Bill Door

        I’ve embarrassed my wife a few times recently because if this. I need to remember that Gandhi quote. I have been vaccinated (much to my chagrin) and some usher lady was trying to make a deal of it, so I pushed back. Wife wasn’t happy. She argues that it is the lady’s job and she is just doing what she is asked to. Oof. That was a gut punch because I thought we were on the same page about things.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Ditto. Wife is more anti-mask and anti-shot than I am, but I embarrass her in public when I push the boundaries.

        *shrug*

        Some things are more important than not feeling embarrassed.

      • Bill Door

        That’s what I have tried to explain, but it just causes tension. I am to the point that I just try to keep my mouth shut about covid-theater and the whole deal, because my blood pressure rises when I start talking about it.

      • Rat on a train

        Hey, what’s wrong baby?

    • Sean

      They are so desperate to get this in everyone. It only strengthens my anti-covidvax position.

    • Nephilium

      I saw a headline today that infuriated me. Didn’t even want to click through to the fucking article, and sure as shit not searching for it to find the exact wording, but the basics were:

      “Rise in suicide cases in long haul COVID patients troubling.”

    • AlexinCT

      It looks like everything we used to believe/be told regarding immunity and virology has gone out the window now that the politicians have an agenda, huh?

      • Suthenboy

        ^This^

        I doubt any of them can explain what a virus is.

    • Drake

      It’s bullshit and potentially very dangerous advice. Never get a vaccine for any illness if you recently had that illness – the potential for the vaccine to reactivate that illness is very high.

      • WTF

        the potential for the vaccine to reactivate that illness is very high

        Feature, not a bug. Gotta keep those case numbers up.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    “Where does it get to?” Jordan replied after time expired. “When it comes down, what number do we get our liberties back? Tell me the number.”

    A number? I’ll have to consult the model Oracle and get back to you.

    • UnCivilServant

      Oracle says you’re no longer under support and need to upgrade.

      That will be $2,000,000

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • Rat on a train

        You need to use an Oracle supercluster. Oracle needs the whole rack to be tuned for our use.

      • UnCivilServant

        Just one?

        You must have a small install. We’ve got six, or eight, or something, and that’s not counting the older boxes.

      • Rat on a train

        The government org purchased two. They didn’t seek input from the developers or DBAs before the purchase. When they finally told us, we told them it was overkill for our needs. They couldn’t cancel the contract. We suggested trying to “sell” them to another office, but that was shot down because it would make management look bad. They then sat in storage for months because the server rooms needed upgrades for power and cooling to support them. It then took another month to install and configure before turning over to the DBAs. When we finally used them, they were fast, but it was like buying a gaming computer when all you do is browse the internet.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah… we’re backending a couple of statewide self-service applications, so we get a lot of transactional activity, and loads of complaints if it’s slow.

      • DEG

        Excellent.

    • Cy Esquire

      Never you little pleb. MWU HA HA HA HA!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Magic Eight Ball says ask again (and again, and again, ad infinutum).

  4. The Late P Brooks

    “The vaccines have saved thousands of lives already,” Emory University executive associate dean of medicine Dr. Carlos del Rio told CNN. “We’ve seen mortality in the US decline despite cases going up, and that’s because we’re vaccinating people.”

    Thousands? Why not millions?

    • sloopyinca

      If the cases are still going up with the vaccines, then they’re not really vaccines.

      • Chipwooder

        That was what I was going to say. If people are still getting the disease after the shot, then the vaccine isn’t working. His comment is nonsensical.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Especially when they tell you that you will need another vaccine every year…

        This has become a racket now.

        We should just nuke Beijing to kill the CCP for doing this to the world already. Then do Washington D.C. just to get rid of that evil too.

      • TARDis

        Fuck that. Do DC first. China didn’t take us over. The swamp fucks sold us out to them. Clear them out first . Then we man up, and put the CCP in their place. They refuse to stand down? Then test out the stealth capabilities of our over priced bombers.

        Never mind. Let’s do it your way. If DC goes down first, China, Russia, and Mexico would probably invade before we can organize.

      • Nephilium

        Hey… I played that game!

      • UnCivilServant

        You are the only other person I know who has.

      • Rat on a train

        I will be the second.

      • UnCivilServant

        Three of us have played, if we find a fourth, we can have a full game. (I know you can play with as few as two.)

      • Rat on a train

        For many of those games the minimum was not enjoyable. Part of the challenge is coordination between allies.

      • Endless Mike

        I’ve played it!
        Hello? Is anyone still here? (sigh)

      • TARDis

        I missed that one. I had stopped board gaming by then. Sounds pretty good from the reviews.

      • AlexinCT

        I was never asked to play any of these sorts of military games, because my first action, regardless of what side I was on, was to nuke Moscow, Beijing & Shanghai, Pyong Yang, Tehran & Qom, Paris, London, Washington D.C, NYC, and Hartford CT, in that order.

        Evil must be eradicated!

      • Rat on a train

        The civil war optional rule in Axis & Allies?

      • AlexinCT

        Are there nukes?

      • Urthona

        we haven’t seen cases go up. look at any graph.

    • Suthenboy

      But….you still have to wear a mask.

      Masks don’t work. Lockdowns don’t work and apparently the vaccines don’t work either. Honestly I would not be surprised if the cooties have run their course and they are just classifying any illness now as Covid. They are such lying sacks of shit I would not put anything past them.

      • Rebel Scum

        and they are just classifying any illness now as Covid

        Where do you think cases of flu A and B have gone? The PCR test is horseshit and the creator said it was not intended to be used to diagnose illness.

      • Akira

        Tom Woods had a guest on recently who was either the inventor of or a massive contributor to the PCR test. He said that those tests can be dialed in to pick up ridiculously small concentrations of some particle. This is useful for various scientific applications, but yea, it’s useless for diagnosing illness.

    • Nephilium

      Billions of lives saved or created!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This conflicts with the data I heard this morning that the infection rate among the vaccinated was near zero.

      If that were true, cases would not be going up among those who took the vaccine.

      Why do I suspect that the testing regime sucks?

      • sloopyinca

        The latest numbers I saw were about 6000 reinfections out of 66m vaccinated. And of those were ~450 hospitalizations. And of those, they were unclear when they got covid relative to being vaccinated.

        The reinfection/potential carrier narrative is an absolute lie being told to continue controlling lives.

      • Nephilium

        Well one of the vaccines was pulled after the handful of clotting issues. No one may die without permission!

      • WTF

        And the rate of clotting was actually less than would be expected among the general population sans vaccine, and the CDC admitted they have nothing linking the clots to the J&J vaccine. It seems just an excuse to push the mRNA vaccines over the traditional J&J vaccine.

      • AlexinCT

        Our problem is that people are morons and have completely lost the ability to do real risk management. If you get your information from the dnc operatives with bylines, all you hear is that the Kung Flu, which should never be called that because it is racist to blame the CCP for foisting this plague upon humanity, is the last sign of the apocalypses, and we now need to let the tyrants finally take over to save us all.

        I can’t believe how many people with little to no risk whatsoever from this shit are willing to sell their freedoms away for an obviously false promise of some security that nobody can deliver. I guess this is what you get when people have been indoctrinated to depend on daddy government to parent for them and keep them safe.

        Fucking stupid will always win, it feels like.

      • Animal

        Fucking stupid will always win, it feels like.

        Well, there is an awful lot of it around.

      • Translucent Chum

        In Michigan they’re testing the fuck out of healthy kids. To play any sport, every kid, 13-19 years old, needs to be tested at least once a week.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s insane.

      • Stillhunter

        My 12 year old is back at home after one week in person since he played in a hockey tournament last weekend and one of the kids tested positive this week. Since this is a travel team, and he’s the only one from this town on the team, he’s the only kid in his class distance learning. Every day it’s more frustrating that my wife is so resistant to go full homeschool.

      • Psycho Effer

        Run, do not walk, straight the fuck out of Michigan.

  5. Suthenboy

    The worthless, corrupt establishment has no intention of ever getting back to normal. Once they get the yoke on you they never take it off. You have to cast it off.

    • Tundra

      Bingo.

      • Festus

        Yep.

  6. Rebel Scum

    A diversity study finds Major League Baseball with slightly lower scores for racial and gender hiring but earning bonuses for social-justice initiatives and hiring milestones

    I can continue not caring for baseball. And hopefully wokeball dies.

    • sloopyinca

      I kept looking to find out how much of a bonus they earned but found no figure.

      Attaboys from SJWs aren’t a bonus. Bonuses have a dollar sign and a number.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        At my company, it’s a few hundred dollars. I’d imagine you’d have to add a couple zeroes for a professional sports organization.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Short of golf I would think baseball has the oldest and most conservative fan base out there. I doubt they’re loving this shift and hopefully they’ll vote with their dollars accordingly.

      • Festus

        Baseball is something that our demographic grew up with. Younger folk don’t get it. There’s a reason that most of the young stars come from shit-holes. Soccer-Moms want their kids to play soccer. Soccer is lame. Less kids involved in sports plays along with the plan. There’s a reason that those kids that make it to the Little League World Series are becoming more arrogant and terrible, year by year. They are the kids whose parents can afford the expense. The original Karen was a “Baseball Mom”!

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Adding some anecdata to this, I could sign my 3 year old up for soccer skills clinics this summer if I were so inclined. I forget whether she could play in a club next fall or the fall after, but either way, she could be playing competitive soccer before starting kindergarten if we were so inclined.

        On the other hand, softball starts at 7 or 8 and travel softball at 9 or 10.

        IMO, it’s not that baseball/softball has gone away as a sport. It has maintained its position. Soccer has gone nuts, and the soccer moms are eating it up because “little Johnny is gonna be a sports star.” I’ll skirt around my cultural rant by simply saying that some people have completely done away with unstructured time for their young kids, replacing it with increasingly demanding organized sports or other extracurriculars.

      • Festus

        Shit, Dude. I hitchhiked to my All Star practices when our family moved across town. 20 miles, Bro. Making that team meant everything to me. I was 12 years old. I kept playing and made another team the next year. I had to ride my bike down hill 7 miles and then uphill just so I could play. When I was scouted my parents were like “Whatever”. Most parents would be over the moon about that sort of news. Free College?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        To be clear, every kid on her recreational team has the same opportunities at age 3. My point was more about the programs available to pre-K kids for soccer these days.

        Granted, my kid is pretty exceptional at soccer (she scored 15 goals one game, averages 3 or 4 goals per game), but that isn’t saying much at 3 years old. She has more focus than the other kids, and will likely regress to the mean over the next 2 or 3 years.

      • Rat on a train

        Haven’t you seen the latest. MLB dropped from 47 to 12 in net favorability among Republicans in a month.

      • WTF

        Yup, they’ve managed to make themselves less popular among Republicans than the NFL.

    • bacon-magic

      I gave up on baseball, football(still hurts…come on XFL), and basketball a few years ago. Fuck all of them.

      • Tundra

        I haven’t watched a hockey game in a year. It’s odd, but I don’t miss it at all.

      • Chipwooder

        I still peek at the scores. I can’t help it.

        Granted, I already hated the progs, but I superfly-TNT hate them for ruining sports for me.

      • C. Anacreon

        I’ve followed the Cubs since I was a little boy, can’t even count the number og games I’ve been to at Wrigley and elsewhere, including multiple playoff games. TBH I don’t really even know if they have a team this year. I got to see them finally win the WS and interest started to tail off after that, but now I just have no interest in watching any sport except football.

      • Swiss Servator

        …and you call yourself a Minnesodan?!

      • Ownbestenemy

        I watch, but have to mute pre-game (usually I jump to the game right at puck drop) so I don’t have to hear all the bullshit. Then its hockey and I move away from it during intermission. Its in my blood, I cannot not watch it.

      • Drake

        #Me too. Was going to try baseball again this year but MLB talked me out of it.

        I think I’m going to cancel my cable altogether and use the savings to up my internet speed.

      • Translucent Chum

        We cut cord about seven years ago. Here’s what we do now:

        $5/month (donation only) – Locast – anything you can pick up on antenna for your live locals. If you don’t pay the $5 you get an ad every 45 minutes or so.
        $5/month – Hulu – basically get you any broadcast series on demand
        $15ish – rotating HBO and Netflix

        That covers everything we need. The only sports I watch are euroball and hockey and I sponge off my brother’s cable log in for those.

      • Translucent Chum

        Forgot to mention, the big bonus for these is that you don’t need any equipment, don’t need to wire cable, etc. Just use a roku, firetv, apple tv and you’re set.

      • Nephilium

        There’s also Pluto, Tubi, and IMDB for free streaming options as well.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I congratulate MLB and the NFL for causing SP and me to give up watching sports after two lifetimes of extreme fandom. We suddenly find we have more time for other things, so I can’t see us going back.

      Crash. Burn. Faster, please.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. I’ve been watching disc golf to get my sports fix. Their coverage is low key, sport focused, and devoid of most of the human interest bullshit. The most activist they get is donating to charity when a player hits the basket off the drive on certain holes. What does that charity support? Getting kids involved in disc golf.

        The coverage is a bit cheesy at times, it’s usually a pair of players talking through the round, but it’s a breath of fresh air after decades of ESPN.

      • Rat on a train

        The NFL owned my Sundays. I use to pay to go to MLB and NHL games. They had my attention during playoffs. Now I have more money and time to do other things. I still watch other sports sporadically (mostly rugby and Gaelic football).

  7. Rebel Scum

    At least 21 states have recorded at least a 10% rise in daily average positive cases of Covid-19, according to Johns Hopkins University data Thursday, demonstrating that the fight against the pandemic is far from over.

    The casedemic continues apace, and curiously in places with the most tyrannical leadership.

    • Suthenboy

      Far from over.

      • Festus

        They shut down Ontario and Quebec. 20 million people told to go to bed without supper.

    • Sean

      Democrats have shitty immune systems.

    • Swiss Servator

      Never seem to hear much about hospitalizations and death rates…just “cases”. Wonder why?

      • Nephilium

        The Democrats and the media are taking the high road, and would much prefer not to be seen standing on top of a pile of bodies.

        HOLY SHIT! ACTIVE SHOOTER! ACTIVE SHOOTER!

      • EvilSheldon

        As metrics go, ‘cases’ is easier to make up and harder to verify.

  8. Tundra

    Any of you globs up that direction want a place to stay and wait it out?

    This glob thinks Chauvin will absolutely be found guilty of manslaughter, that won’t be good enough, riots start and the Guard rolls in. Lots of damage, but not like last May.

    But I’m staying mobile.

    I think will listen to Low Life today. What a fantastic album. Thanks, Sloopy!

    • sloopyinca

      You can always head down here. We can put the entire Bernard Sumner catalogue on endless loop (except the Bad Lieutenant stuff), we’ll hang out on the lake, eat some good food, and be very far removed from all the stupid shit going on.

      • Tundra

        Sounds excellent.

        I will say, being in Terlingua for a week was a dusty pleasure. Looked like 2019. I’m glad y’all have a mostly sane populace!

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think I am going to be running a shotgun over to my sister today or tomorrow. Even if she is a hopeless proggie, she should be prepared to defend her new home.

      Agree with Tundra. Chauvin is going to be guilty of something. But there will be riots anyhow.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “The lifting of the mandate does not diminish the importance of wearing a face mask,” Sununu said, noting that numbers remain high across the state. “We ask that people continue to take steps to protect their own health, the health of their family and friends, and the health of their community.”

    Yes, of course. All good Germans do what’s best for the Reich, even when there is no longer a gun at their heads.

  10. Festus

    Even though I personally believe the vaccines are gas-lighting, up here the Government fucked it up so bad that we are basically at the same place that we were a year ago. Total shut down again. It still won’t be enough to oust THE HAIR THAT WALKS AS A MAN. 1982 was a dark chapter in our history.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Yeah, it is amazing that Prime Minister Ski Instructor has made it this long. What a turd.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Joe Biden’s America

    A gunman opened fire outside and inside a FedEx facility near Indianapolis’ main airport Thursday night, killing eight people, wounding several others and sending witnesses running before taking his own life, police said.

    Peace, love and healing.

    Or something.

    • Cy Esquire

      Must not be a white guy or it’d be all over the head line.

      • banginglc1

        They haven’t released the type of gun used either . . . Several local websites all say exactly that. Does it matter what type of gun he used? 8 people are dead you heartless bastards. But even the local media will make it a push to “do something”

      • Sean

        I read one account of a witless calling it a submachine gun.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Was it one of these? If so I am totes jelly, I want one.

      • Drake

        Sounds like they didn’t catch him yet – so there is still hope.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Did he reanimate after putting a bullet through his brain?

      • leon

        “Witness claims man who opened fire on FedEx facility was a dangerous Lich”

        Thanks for the lede trashy, that should get my quota of articles submitted today.

      • Drake

        I didn’t read it close enough.

        McCartt said he believes the gunman killed himself as officers encountered him. No police officer fired, he said.

        That is kind of hedging, like they aren’t sure yet.

      • Festus

        Sounds personal/postal.

    • EvilSheldon

      We’ll be seeing a lot more shit like this, just because everyone’s mental health is massively fucked after a year of house arrest. Don’t think that the Progs aren’t aware of that little side benefit, either.

      • Plisade

        Could it be that they thought Biden would bring the end times and all the proggie chosens would ascend to socialist heaven? Now their dreams are dashed and they’re lashing out.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ^

    • banginglc1

      Do you see what’s wrong with America today? We’ve privatized going postal!

  12. rhywun

    I think this dude is serious.

    Yeah, the socons are feeling their oats now that The Capital of the World™ has embraced reefer madness. I expect to see a lot more articles like this in the coming days and weeks.

    Tucker had that Berenson dude on the other day claiming that pot can cause you to eat someone’s face off.

    Yeah, OK.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d rather deal with potheads than drunks any day of the week. The right’s obsession with weed is bizarre.

      • banginglc1

        It’s a small group on the right that still cares. I know a boatload of people that identify as republicans and none of them give a shit about weed. Only the ones that get elected seem to care. Must be a money thing.

      • Old Man With Candy

        William F. Buckley
        Thomas Sowell
        Charles Murray
        Walter Williams

      • AlexinCT

        You sir know your shizz…

      • Old Man With Candy

        Thomas Massie
        Rand Paul

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      The Capital of the World™

      Is that a real thing people say? OFFS!

      • rhywun

        I used to see it on those lightpole banner thingies that business associations put up.

        Nobody says it, and I haven’t seen it in ages, probably since the Giuliani era.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yesterday I got N’Yawkersplained what A New Yorker’s View of The World was, so this seems to fit the theme.

    • Festus

      Tucker’s alright about certain subjects but his neo-con tendencies really shine bright from time to time. Wish he’d give up the fake laugh and the UFO nonsense. It’s cool that he invites people from the other side on his show and lets them (mostly) speak their piece. Maybe he’s like Shapiro, more happy in indignance rather than principles.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Nobody’s perfect and he makes no claim to being a libertarian. When weighed on the good/bad scale he’s mostly good which is miles better than most of the MSM scum today.

      • rhywun

        I like his fake laugh. He usually applies it in the right places. E.g. in response to extreme derp.

      • Festus

        It was really telling that his “Woke Sherpa” stabbed him in the back last year. Shame, I thought she was really cute. Just goes to show my taste in women.

      • rhywun

        I have no idea what this is. I wasn’t watching him last year.

      • Festus

        She accused him of #metoo but it came to nothing and she tucked tail. I know he’s a TV personality but come on. Really?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I hadn’t caught that: Cathy something? She was tiresome anyway.

      • Suthenboy

        I don’t get the pot thing or the UFO nonsense but that sounds like a fair assessment. He and Mark Levine are the only ones I bother watching. The other networks make me want to retch.

      • AlexinCT

        I remember being told that Tucker is anti drugs because he had someone close that was negatively impacted (death) and had relatives in law enforcement. People with those background characteristics tend to be irrational about pot use, cause all drugs are DA DEVIL.

      • rhywun

        The NY Post is thick with those types. They’ve been relentlessly pushing against pot.

        I think you lost this one, guys. *shrugs*

      • C. Anacreon

        Tucker admits to having smoked pot in his youth, and he was a Deadhead, so other recreational substances in his past are likely too. There’s no more fervent drug warrior than a former user.

      • AlexinCT

        Never have done them, but I never understood the drive some have to deny others this even though I have tragedy in my immediate circle related to drugs. My only expectation is that users accept the same reasonable limitations we put on alcohol consumption. Get as fucking high as you want at home. Then again, the worst drug out there to me is the cell phone. The fucking addicts to social media can’t be bothered to follow any kind of safety rules when on the road, so there maybe really is no solution.

      • Festus

        That’s why I stopped watching broadcast TV a couple of years ago. You tube (not so much anymore) and Bitschute and the others are your friend, Friend.

  13. Rebel Scum

    The riots are a mere days away.

    But will they be better in Minneapolis or Philadelphia?

    • Sean

      Minneapolis is my best guess.

    • Cy Esquire

      DC is going to have a some good hard peaceful protesting. I’m sure no unarmed people will be executed by the capitol police. Must be nice to be a protected class.

  14. rhywun

    Enjoy a redneck song. 

    ? Great opening to my favorite album of theirs.

    • rhywun

      Ugh, I lied. Brotherhood is my favorite.

      Carry on.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Stinging rebuke

    Fox News host Tucker Carlson has mocked Chelsea Clinton for accusing him of discouraging Republican men from getting the COVID-19 vaccine.

    In response, Carlson said, “Our body, our choice,” a slogan often used by women who support reproductive rights.

    On April 14, Clinton posted a tweet mentioning that Carlson’s show remains active on Facebook even though his broadcasts and its page spread disinformation about the vaccine.

    “Especially troubling given Republican men are currently most likely to say they’re not interested in being vaccinated,” Clinton wrote.

    In response, Carlson mocked Clinton on the Thursday installment of his show.

    “Internationally renowned humanitarian and intellectual Chelsea Clinton has had about enough of this show, so she’s called today for Facebook to shut us down,” Carlson said. “Why? Because we asked obvious questions about the coronavirus vaccine.”

    Bum fight.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Please corporate overlords, ban those I disagree with.”
      -Chelsea Clinton

      • Chipwooder

        “MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! TUCKER CARLSON IS BEING MEAN TO ME! DISAPPEAR HIM!”

    • sloopyinca

      I hope Carlson wins this one. Sure, he’s a jackass. But Chelsea Clinton is a despicable human being.

      • banginglc1

        Hey! She is highly qualified to engage in discourse. She has loads of experience. Her adoptive father was president and her mom was the most qualified candidate ever!.

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t forget her experience at NBC and on boards for various organizations. Those job opportunities mysteriously dried up after 2016.

      • Drake

        He keeps asking the same two questions any sane person would.

        “If the vaccines work, why would vaccinated people still need to wear masks and avoid going out in public?”

        “If vaccines don’t work, why would I put it in my body?”

        The mainstream and Fauci attack him without ever addressing the questions.

      • Festus

        Yeah, fuck her and her Mother’s horse cock that she rode in on.

  16. Sean
    • Festus

      Tales for the Grandkids.

  17. robc

    Baseball birthdays.

    #1 Big Poison, as covered by sloopy.
    #2 This is what an eventual HoF career looks like, Nolan Arenado, in year 9 and already at 40.8 WAR. Its not a slam dunk, he is 30 so could fall off a cliff. But 2019 was his peak so far, so not quite yet.
    #3 Dutch Leonard – and with that, we are done with anyone breaking 20 WAR (Leonard was 36.9).

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Carlson has also said that the vaccine may not be as effective as some claim since infectious diseases expert Dr. Anthony Fauci recommends that vaccinated people continue to wear face masks. Carlson had a similar reaction to Pfizer’s recent announcement that people may require a third vaccine 12 months after their second dose in order to maintain immunity.

    You can’t ask those obvious questions! Take the shot. Wear the mask. Obey the orders. Sit quietly with your hands folded in your lap and await the All Clear.

    • Sean

      await the All Clear.

      That’s gonna be a long ass wait.

  19. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Dave Groehl and Mick Jagger team up for a fine anti vax song. What’s that, they shit on people that don’t want to get the vaccine and that think the deep state is a thing?

    https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/mick-jagger-dave-grohl-team-pandemic-anthem-77047856

    That’s some fine antirebellion right there…” But there seems to be hope. Jagger looks ahead and sees a “garden of earthly delights” when vaccines are administered and lockdown ends.”

    • juris imprudent

      That pot article, didn’t it say something about affecting brain function?

    • Festus

      Jagger I can see. That fucker has lived about a hundred lives but Grohl? Fuck him.

    • Tejicano

      Are you talkin’ ’bout his generation?

      • Surly Knott

        They won’t get fooled again?
        Or are they 2,000 light years from home?

    • Plisade

      Grohl’s moved into Nickelback territory with that “Waiting on a War” song. It’s a shame.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Among the last sticking points, according to the union, were accommodations for teachers with health challenges, the difficulties of limiting close contacts in high schools where students switch classes regularly and the union’s desire for the city to open vaccine eligibility to those 16 and older.

    No person under the age of 50 and/or not having some immunodeficiency or other comorbidity should be taking this gene therapy vaccine.

    “get back to work, in full, tomorrow or pack your shit because you’re all fired.”

    Word.

      • Rebel Scum

        Wow…

      • Festus

        No Sex was forthcoming for the subject…

      • AlexinCT

        He didn’t quantify sex with a partner, which I assumed meant his solo sessions…

      • Tejicano

        Maybe there was going to be a partner. Not sure if duct tape would also be an option.

      • AlexinCT

        SHE PUTS ON THE LOTION OR SHE GETS THE HOSE!

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I hope Carlson wins this one. Sure, he’s a jackass. But Chelsea Clinton is a despicable human being.

    No such thing as a “win”. The people who think Chelsea Clinton is anything other than functionally retarded will tell themselves she totally pwned that crazy white supremacist hater.

    Same for Team Carlson.

    • AlexinCT

      I know Chelsea Clinton is the daughter of Hillary and Janet Reno!

  22. Rebel Scum

    “Your time expired, sir,” Waters said, raising her voice to be heard. “You need to respect the chair and shut your mouth.”

    Pwnd. //jk

    Fauci then began what was likely another nonanswer with, “I can’t give you —” before Waters started speaking, much to the dismay of Jordan.

    You can’t give us much of anything at all can you, you dishonest/ignorant garden gnome?

  23. Rat on a train

    Since I am now aware that cheese is racist, I was thinking what can be done. Do you remember the days of video rental stores? The problem videos were in an enclosed area with a curtain and signage warning of content. Regulars could browse without worry they would encounter something offensive.

    Maybe grocery stores should adopt a similar policy. Racist foods can be moved to a separate section at the sides so regulars won’t encounter these items. As awareness increases and demand drops, the items can be removed entirely. In time space will clear to move the next tier of problem products over. Eventually stores will only have non-racist, non-allergenic, non-GMO, organic, fair-trade, minority-produced, 5th-level vegan products.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Dairy products in general are bigoted because many minorities lack the gut composition to digest them correctly. We’re all going to be eating ground locust paste by the time this is all over.

      • Swiss Servator

        “…and the locust and wild honey were his food.”

      • Suthenboy

        Actually a person develops lactose intolerance if they stop eating dairy soon after being weaned. If a person grows up eating diary they don’t generally develop lactose intolerance.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        So it’s due to white privilege then? That makes it twice as bad.

    • bacon-magic

      Mark it as “whites only”.

    • C. Anacreon

      I’m still baffled why the same people who trumpet that “Science is Real!” are anti-GMO.

      • Rat on a train

        Somehow eating GMO is harmful but injecting GMO is SCIENCE!

  24. Rebel Scum

    Just like 99.9% of non-“vaccinated” people…

    Cases of COVID-19 are extremely rare among people who are fully vaccinated, according to a new data analysis by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    Among more than 75 million fully vaccinated people in the US, just around 5,800 people reported a “breakthrough” infection, in which they became infected with the pandemic coronavirus despite being fully vaccinated.

    The numbers suggest that breakthroughs occur at the teeny rate of less than 0.008 percent of fully vaccinated people—and that over 99.992 percent of those vaccinated have not contracted a SARS-CoV-2 infection.

    • R C Dean

      And what are the numbers over the same timeframe for unvaccinated people?

    • juris imprudent

      But THIS IS SUPER CONTAGIOUS and horrible – even if you don’t DIE you’ll get long-haul (at about the same likelihood of death)!!!!

      Two goddamn ships at the outset and not even half on board ever got the bug at all.

  25. Festus

    Crap. I’ve aged out of riots. What’s a middle-aged man to do this weekend for fun and profit? Plant a garden? Change the oil in the truck? Decisions decisions…

    • Rat on a train

      I may burn some things … in the firepit.

    • juris imprudent

      I’ve got this weekend free, but the following weekend I put my new dog through her first hunt training.

    • Shpip

      I’ve been starting a raised bed garden, but some scalawag keeps adding soil to it at night when I’m asleep.

      The plot thickens…

      • pistoffnick

        Night soil?

  26. Rebel Scum

    White Woke Narcissism Knows No Bounds

    Much has been written about the Woke religion. Years ago, Shelby Steele identified the phenomena of white guilt. This is behind much of the white Woke excusing the rioting and looting that took place after the George Floyd incident because of what they called blacks “enduring years of racial injustice.” On one level, it demonstrates the soft bigotry of low expectations in that blacks are held to a lower standard and not expected to follow the rule of law and protest peacefully. On another level, the white Woke, being aware of the racism of their forebears, can have their guilt expiated by excusing criminal behavior and supporting Leftist policies. All of this feels good, but it doesn’t do good.

    Orthodox Catholics know how good it can feel after certain trips to the Confessional. You go in with a 500 lb. gorilla on your back and leave light as a feather. With the white Woke, expiation of guilt restores a kind of moral authority that was lost through slavery, Jim Crow, and redlining. They are imputed a certain kind of righteousness that causes them to become a part of the Woke Church, and, thus, stand in contradistinction to the non-Woke, what Hillary Clinton referred to as the “basket of deplorables.”

    Belonging in the white Woke pays huge emotional dividends. The orthodox Catholic is gratified to learn in the Holy Writ that she is a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation (1 Peter 2:9); the white Woke feel good about themselves in knowing that they are not racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, etc. They can hold their heads high as they sip their lattes at their local Starbucks and read The New York Times. It’s an identity by negation, and a moral superiority is cultivated that results in virtue signaling.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This, over and over. Hoffer identified this trait among true believers decades ago.

    • Q Continuum

      “It’s no accident that the size and scope of the U.S. government grew significantly when (liberal) women got the right to vote. The less fortunate became their children and progressive policies the means to address their deprivation.”

      I seem to remember someone on this board making a similar point earlier this week…

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m still sitting on a start of an article on this topic. I’m not sure I want to poke that particular bear because no matter the amount of disclaimer I put at the front, it’s still a whole lot of me generalizing based on sex, which gets contentious.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        People who study demographics hardest hit.

      • Tulip

        Tedious misogynist is tedious.

      • Q Continuum

        I resent that! I pride myself on being a misanthrope, not a misogynist!

      • Tulip

        Considers responses, decides creep isn’t worth the effort.

      • Q Continuum

        “Creep”; now that’s accurate.

      • kbolino

        I find the argument that female suffrage was causal of anything specious. Horace Mann and John Dewey were shitheels of the highest order, responsible in large part for the major problems of our educational system, and they both appear pretty male to me. And female suffrage itself was voted into being by a large majority of males, so if it’s the root of much evil, what does that say of the people who enacted it? If the answer is something like “gullible dupes” then it really does start to look a lot like misogyny.

        Put another way, correlation is not causation. Female suffrage was a progressive goal; the progressive movement has been on the march for almost 150 years now. The only thing that really might be causally linked to female suffrage is enacting Prohibition and even that is hard to argue since polling and demographic analysis weren’t the same in the 1920s as they are today. Plus, there were plenty of male Prohibitionists.

      • R C Dean

        I find the argument that female suffrage was causal of anything specious.

        Me, too. I find it amusing on kind of the same basis as conspiracy theories. There’s a certain post hoc flavor to it.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I think there’s something in the demographics data that speaks to some difference. That men and women in the same community, same socioeconomic stratus, same household vote noticeably differently points to something being different. Is the difference nature or nurture? I dunno, but I hesitate to heap it all in one bucket or the other.

        My likely-never-to-be-written article was going to theorize that a difference in nature results in differing voting priorities between men and women, but such differences can be magnified or attenuated based on nurture and by experience.

        The implication that women ruined this country is trolling at best. Fascists ruined this country.

      • Q Continuum

        I find any argument claiming that men and women are fundamentally the same ON AVERAGE to be equally specious. I think there are many interesting analyses that can be done looking at male vs. female behavior/viewpoint in aggregate; ie, looking at the slight deviation in the peak of largely overlapping Bell Curves. On an individual level, you can find men and women with identical viewpoints and viewpoints that cover the whole spectrum. However, democracy doesn’t look at people on an individual level, it deals only in Bell Curves. What’s the overall effect of drastically increasing the franchise? I don’t think anyone can say, but IMO opinion there’s work to be done showing that it does nothing. Imagine giving the franchise to convicted felons or illegal immigrants or teenagers 13+; that would shift things somehow. Is it good? Bad? Frankly, from a high level, value judgements are meaningless, it is what it is. The problem lies in majoritarian rule without a backstop for individual rights, which was the plan all along. Women’s suffrage didn’t “ruin” anything anymore than the franchise for any other group “ruins” things. The problem lies in the human condition and the nature of how we organize ourselves.

      • Tulip

        Q, you have a persistent, ongoing pattern of posting misogynistic statements. This particular theme – women voting is the source of most ills – is one you’ve posted multiple times, most recently Monday, but it’s hardly the only theme. There are always a few mouth breathers that jump in all “har har, yeah!” so of course you persist.

        Typically, I just ignore it and treat it as the price I have to pay to have a place to talk about libertarian ideas and be part of a libertarian community.

        But fuck it, the price is getting too high.

        Apology not accepted.

      • leon

        Yeah i find it distastful. I think they’ve done studies and the thing that female suffrage did was double the voter base. Husbands and Wives tended (and still do) to duplicate each-others votes. the rest was marginal.

      • kbolino

        The primary reason in my mind for expanded suffrage is that the rules still apply whether you can vote on them or not, so why shouldn’t you get a vote? The social contract is bullshit enough, but taking suffrage away from someone now means they get no direct say whatsoever (not that voting is much of a say, but ceteris paribus not being able to vote is even less).

        The primary reason against any kind of suffrage in my mind is that it almost always consists of people trying to make fewer rules that apply to themselves and more rules that apply to others.

        Women don’t vote in unison so singling them out for scrutiny here doesn’t really make much sense. “Single white female professional with a college degree” starts adding up to predictive power in terms of voting but all of those qualifiers can be treated as variables and most of the other permutations still have high predictive power. And much of what that predictive power says after cross-sectional analysis is: people will vote for their own interests and against (or at least inconsiderate of) the interests of others. This includes shit like “helping the poor” or “caring about minorities” which align with the social and moral interests of many people outside the putative targets (aka social signaling, white knighting, bleeding heart, etc.).

        The only way to alleviate the central fallacy of this system is to form communities of conscience, and anyone who believes the ca. 330 million people in this country can form a single community of conscience is delusional.

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^This guy gets it.

      • R C Dean

        But, I enjoy singling (some) women out for scrutiny!

      • kbolino

        And that delusion lines up very closely, I think, with what Q described below as “the fetishization of democracy”. Democracy is a sampling method, and even if it were not a biased sampling method, the population is not of one mind and the righteousness of an action is not simply a function of majority support.

        Bad ideas are bad ideas no matter how many people support them; and the goodness or badness of most ideas is situational. Maybe some people really would fare better in a system of communal property; that does not mean all of us would. Maybe some places and times are better off ruled by monarchy or oligarchy. That does not mean everywhere is for all time. Maybe our current system of government can do some things well which we libertarians take for granted. That does not mean it does everything well and should be foisted into every realm of human endeavor.

        And as we can see, universal suffrage is just a thin veneer over a largely unaccountable system controlled by a relatively small and definitely not representative group of people. Most of them are rich (for some definition thereof), but it’s not a plutocracy (that might be preferable to what we actually have). Most of them are well educated and accomplished (again for some definitions thereof), but it’s not a meritocracy. So and so forth. There are a great many premodern ideas which got thrown out like the baby with the bath water which nevertheless keep cropping up like the Gods of the Copybook Headings.

      • Q Continuum

        I’m glib about being a misanthrope rather than a misogynist, but I stand by it. The problem is not female suffrage, the problem is universal suffrage that derives from the fetishization of democracy and the franchise in general. There is nothing fundamental to any particular class of people other than “humanness” which carries with it qualities that are antithetical to liberty. Humans hate freedom. They talk a big game but at core they would prefer to be told what to do. By expanding the franchise by a factor of 2, the problems just compounded, but since the problem is humanness those anti-liberty issues would have happened no matter what. There is no system that doesn’t eventually result in lack of liberty; like existential philosophy says, no matter what we always get dragged back into the muck of human drama.

        TL;DR – As I’ve said before many times, this is all humans acting exactly like humans; expecting otherwise is unreasonable. And I’m sorry if my glibness/attempts at humor caused offense.

      • Mojeaux

        Humans hate freedom. They talk a big game but at core they would prefer to be told what to do.

        Agreed.

        I would say this is also the cause and/or effect of “analysis paralysis” when a human is given too many choices, which is anxiety-inducing, and s/he can’t decide anything.

        I’ve learned over the years to give my clients very few choices (e.g., print layout styles), and I choose them based on MY experience, not whatever they really want.

      • Mojeaux

        Furthermore, boundaries are imperative for art. You can breach the boundaries, but only effectively after you’ve gotten them into your muscle memory. If the sky’s the limit, no telling what nonsense you’ll put out and call it “art”.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        It’s like “Voice of Fire” but not Canadian!

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Just a few more magic words on paper, and all our problems will vanish in a puff of smoke

    Gov. Phil Murphy proposed a host of new gun policies Thursday, including only giving permits to residents who pass gun safety classes and raising the purchasing age from 18 to 21.

    The proposals follow the surging number of homicides in New Jersey and several mass shootings in other parts of the country.

    If enacted, the changes would “perhaps be the most sweeping gun violence prevention package in the history of our nation,” Murphy said to more than 100 people during a press conference in a Newark community center.

    “We cannot sit back when we know there is more to do to address the danger of gun violence in our communities,” the governor said.

    Other proposals would require guns to be locked up in homes, stamping ammunition to make it easier to trace, mandating an electronic database of all ammunition sold, banning .50 caliber firearms, requiring people moving to New Jersey to register their guns and a bill to make it easier to sue gun manufacturers when their weapons are used in crimes.

    Here’s crazy idea. Stop driving people insane with a nonstop campaign of fear and hate and division.

    • EvilSheldon

      That idea is crazy, all right. Extremely neurotic people are much easier to control…

    • Animal

      I know we’re now part of the self-sorting of political ideologies that probably won’t end well for this country, but fuck am I glad to be in a second amendment sanctuary/Constitutional carry state. That’s not the main reason we moved here, but it was up there on the list.

      Oh, and we got our LLC officially relocated. No more Colorado state taxes, either. Fuck yeah.

    • Rebel Scum

      require guns to be locked up in homes

      Removes the access when it is needed and is generally unenforceable.

      stamping ammunition to make it easier to trace

      Lol, yeah right.

      mandating an electronic database of all ammunition sold

      Registry.

      banning .50 caliber firearms

      Because those are so prevalent in crime…Also, wholly unconstitutional.

      requiring people moving to New Jersey to register

      Idk why anyone would voluntarily move to Jersey, but fuck off with that bs.

      make it easier to sue gun manufacturers when their weapons are used in crimes.

      Because we have to punish someone that has not committed a crime.

  28. leon

    Morning Glibs! Heres a different song if your feeling like you’re in trouble

  29. Pope Jimbo

    Local activists very Brooklyn Center cops didn’t lie back and take it.

    A small but growing coalition of activists and Democratic elected leaders have called on Gov. Tim Walz and the law enforcement groups involved with Operation Safety Net to stand down or stop using so-called flash-bang devices and chemical irritants to control protesters who have converged at the police station every night since Sunday.

    A group of 35 community groups, unions and social justice organizations called for an immediate end to the police and military presence, saying authorities are using unnecessarily aggressive and dangerous tactics.

    “We are horrified by the state’s preemptive force against its people, and the compounding trauma caused by the state against Black, brown and Indigenous communities,” the group said in a statement. “Punishing people for grieving police violence with militarized force is not leadership — it is violence.”

    Because the “don’t be confrontational” approach used after the George Floyd killing worked so well. And maybe if you didn’t want the Natl Guard out there, you shouldn’t have been looting.

    • leon

      How Dare you sir! I mean REALLY! The Gall!

    • Swiss Servator

      Don’t you understand?! Burning down the police station is part of the grieving process for Black, brown and Indigenous communities.

      • Sean

        Swiss gets it.

      • Drake

        Sort of a Viking funeral but on land.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Don’t you dare compare my historical peoples to these barbarians.

      • UnCivilServant

        You besmirch the name of barbarians with the comparison.

        Only civilized folk can be so vile.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Point conceded.

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t try to blame the descendants of the Vandals for this. Don’t get me started on the Goths.

      • Surly Knott

        Or the Emos, they’re the worst.

      • Rat on a train

        I hate Tickle-Me Emos.

      • Surly Knott

        TMITE — tickle me in the emos

      • Pope Jimbo

        Viking funeral

        Around here we call that the SuperBowl. (or NFC Championship lately)

      • Pope Jimbo

        What stage of grief (in the black, brown and indigenous communities) is looting?

      • juris imprudent

        Filling the void in their lives.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Acceptance… of property.

      • Rat on a train

        Arson is clearly anger. Perhaps looting is bargaining? Then they loop back to denial that arson and looting is significant.

      • Drake

        It’s the Weregild. More Viking cultural appropriation.

      • juris imprudent

        White supremacy strikes again!

      • AlexinCT

        Early Christmas shopping.

      • AlexinCT

        But why is it always being done by unemployed angry white kids from well-to-do families with a penchant for marxist idiocy?

      • juris imprudent

        How else do you expect them to express their solidarity with those who are materially deprived (relatively speaking)?

  30. Rebel Scum

    Heh…

    Some smart-ass dropped off a copy of Boehner’s new book at my office. It’s even signed!

    I filed it in the appropriate place.

    • leon

      Queue the woke left screaming about how Ted Cruz wants to burn books.

    • Aloysious

      Not that I know for sure, but I think the guys on Red Eye Radio might be guilty of that one…

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Cases of COVID-19 are extremely rare among people who are fully vaccinated, according to a new data analysis by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    It’s pretty goddam rare, period.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    We are horrified by the state’s preemptive force against its people

    “preemptive”?

    The cops went to those “activists'” homes and teargassed them as they were eating dinner?

    • leon

      Hey! you can’t do that untill after we’ve set a few buildings on fire!

  33. Agent Cooper

    Far be it for me to defend Facebook, but the Daily Mail BLM Founder story is a bit doxxy with the houses, locations, etc.

    Granted, all of those photos are probably on Zillow or the like and if one wanted to, looking at real estate sales in their local paper/whatever, connect the dots.

    Frankly, I could give a shit what houses she buys and where she lives. And a house at 1.4m in Topanga is NOT some kind of mansion. It’s probably a 2-bedroom.

    I must say I’m impressed with her grifting skills more than her choices in real estate.

    • Tres Cool

      Like you, I could care less. But as far as doxxing goes, Id argue that she postures herself as a “public figure” by and through the acts of her grift-ivism, and therefore has a diminished expectation of privacy.

    • pistoffnick

      “bathykolpian”

      (bath•ee•KOL•pee•an) Adjective: -Deeply bosomed. – Large breasted. From Ancient Greek words βαθύς (bathus, “deep”) and κόλπος (kolpos, “bosom” or “cleft” or “gulf”)

      Thanks, Q, I learned a new word today.

      • TARDis

        +1

        Also the phrase, “Deeply bosomed”. Winner.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am going to have to introduce that during foreplay with my wife.

  34. Pope Jimbo

    This piece from Vox comes very close to “getting it”. Of course, being Vox, they still claim it is all about racism. Which is too bad because they understand reducing cops ability to hassle people is a good thing and that the reason they do it is all about money.

    This past Sunday afternoon, Daunte Wright was killed by a police officer while driving with his partner in a Minneapolis suburb after being pulled over by police for having air fresheners hanging from his rearview mirror and expired car tabs. That this occurred in the same city at the same time as a historic trial for a police officer who killed George Floyd, another Black man, says so much about how deep structural racism goes in our criminal legal system.

    Wright was stopped on what is called a “pretext traffic stop” — officers believed he had violated traffic laws, which legally allowed them to pull him over. After Wright gave the police his information, they found a warrant for his arrest: a non-court appearance that most likely was connected to an unpaid $346 in court fines and fees related to a cannabis and disorderly conduct conviction. As the police began to take him into custody, Wright became scared and re-entered his car. Police camera footage shows an officer indicating she was going to use her Taser gun, but instead she fatally shot him with her handgun.

    Yet police officers and organizations say pretext stops are a “valuable tool” to promote driver safety or to find drugs and other illegal activities. Car accidents are a serious and deadly problem, killing thousands of Americans every year.

    Wright was pulled over for the tabs. When they first started talking to him the cops also told him that the air fresheners were bad.

    Maybe journalos don’t know any poor white people? That is why they think that it is racism. If they knew poor people, they’d realize that cops hassling people over tickets is way more of a class thing than a racial thing.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Stupid racist HTML tags!


      *EDIT FAIRY SHARE COFFEE AND BLESSES YOU*

      • Ownbestenemy

        I know its a drawing, but wood?

    • AlexinCT

      I would like to see the statistic for the number of people that end up in an altercation requiring the use of deadly or other kinds of force that actually are not creating the need for that because they are idiots in their interaction with the authorities, and more importantly, the people that don’t try to resist arrest when they know they are in the wrong. Cause I suspect people that know what to NOT do, tend to maybe have a shitty experience with the assholes in uniform, but they always get to go home at some point after.

      • WTF

        but they always get to go home at some point after.

        I would switch “always” to “usually”, since there are instances of unarmed people trying to cooperate while having multiple, contradictory orders screamed at them getting executed by the cops.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Yet police officers and organizations say pretext stops are a “valuable tool” to promote driver safety or to find drugs and other illegal activities. Car accidents are a serious and deadly problem, killing thousands of Americans every year.

    Of course they do. Totality of circs, officer safety, smooches.

    hth.

    • juris imprudent

      OBEY! CONFORM!

    • Tejicano

      Maybe they wouldn’t be so concerned about being alive to go home at the end of their shift if they weren’t constantly screwing with the lives of people who have the least to lose. Naw, that couldn’t be the case.

  36. The Other Kevin

    A redneck song? I guess if you squint it might pass for Toby Keith lyrics. Great song, great band, as always.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Believe it or don’t, I’d be totally okay with it if it just stopped snowing completely for a few months.

  38. Pope Jimbo

    Great, just fucking great. Good news and bad news. Good news is that the electronic pull tabs are pulling in even more money than expected and the Vikings stadium fund is full, full, full. Bad news is that there is a pile of money sitting there while the legislature is in session.

    Get your damn dirty grifting hands off our money!

    Debt tied to the Minnesota Vikings stadium is a wild card in state budget discussions.

    When the $1.1 billion stadium was authorized in 2012, the state sold 30-year bonds to pay for construction. Now some lawmakers want to speed up debt repayment even as others at the Capitol see a bulging stadium reserve account as a potential source of money toward other state priorities.

    Sen. Tom Bakk of Cook, an independent who caucuses with majority Republicans, said Thursday that a new deal could shave 10 years off the debt.

    “We’re going to save $400 million in the cost of that stadium. I mean like anybody in this building think that’s not a good idea?” Bakk said. “I just think people that want to sweep the fund need to take a little longer view.”

    The budget proposal from Gov. Tim Walz would cap the stadium reserve fund at $100 million — enough to cover two years of payments in one swoop — and redirect any excess dollars to the general treasury. That could free up hundreds of millions of dollars for other purposes based on current patterns.

    I guess I should be thankful that King Walz didn’t use his emergency powers to dictate that the excess funds are to be sent to his personal bank account.

    • Stillhunter

      That’s my senator! He’s not bad all things considered. He left the DFL over their shenanigans.

  39. Rebel Scum

    All Lives Matter…unless they don’t.

    Graffiti sprayed during the Los Angeles #BLM march for #DaunteWright says “Kill cops” and “No more white babies.”

    Well Planned Parenthood is already trying to ensure there are no more black babies…

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Two goddamn ships at the outset and not even half on board ever got the bug at all.

    All those people crammed like sardines on airplanes, last spring and summer, before the public health wizards finally ordered them to wear a magic talisman for protection.

    So many dead, you can’t even count them all. Such a tragic waste.

  41. rhywun

    It is definitely a different sort of track for them.

    • rhywun

      Ugh that was a reply to TOK

  42. Pope Jimbo

    My youngest son thinks Night Train Lane is the greatest.

    We were watching the Greatest 100 Players of all time and they did a segment on him. They talked about how he ran around clotheslining everyone for a couple years, so they created a rule against that. Then helmets with facemasks came out and Night Train spent the year running around grabbing facemasks to tackle people. The next year they passed a rule against that.

    The Altar Boy thought anyone who personally was responsible for two rules against brutal tackles is one of the greats.

  43. LJW

    Surfing through radio while driving yesterday I came across Mark Levin talking to O’Keefe about twitter banning Project Veritas. O’Keefe is suing for defamation. Sounds like the goal is to get discovery so they can then prove a link between the Democrats and Twitter. We all know they work for the Democrats, but if they could prove actual coordination the 1st amendment lawsuits will come rolling in. I put the odds of this being discovered at less than 1%.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s going to be hard to prove coordination when the reality is that Twitter is just staffed by woke assholes.

      • LJW

        That’s my thought too. They know how to use plausible deniability to their advantage. That’s how Obama’s minions worked.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        When everyone is of like mind no coordination is needed. That being said, it wouldn’t surprise me if it explicitly occurred either.

      • EvilSheldon

        The Neo-Reactionary types call this a Prospiracy, and it’s one of the few things they really get right.

      • R C Dean

        It’s going to be hard to prove coordination when the reality is that Twitter is just staffed by woke assholes.

        True, but I’ll still be surprised if there isn’t traffic between Democrat operatives and Twitter. And it takes a certain discipline and smarts to set up good plausible deniability. We’ll see if they have it.

    • Akira

      Sounds like the goal is to get discovery so they can then prove a link between the Democrats and Twitter.

      That would be great, but a lot of people wouldn’t change their worldviews anyway. WikiLeaks laid it bare that CNN and many other corporate media outlets colluded with the Hillary Clinton campaign in 2016, and we still encounter people who consider them a reputable, unbiased news source.

    • The Hyperbole

      Has “I can’t wait for them to sue because ‘discovery’ will bit lit” ever actually panned out? Does this happen outside of legal thrillers, I imagine it may happen in small criminal cases we never hear about, but in the Big News stories it never seems to happen.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Happens all the time, but Twitter has a whole army of lawyers who have heard those stories and has done what they can to keep it from happening to them. That said, you never know what may turn up.

      • R C Dean

        What happens is, if anything truly damaging comes out in discover, the case is quickly settled with the usual confidentiality/nondisclosure provisions, and the good stuff is kept out of public view.

      • The Hyperbole

        I guess I worded that poorly, I was trying to ask if the people claiming to be so eager to get discovery so they can expose the other guys sin ever actually expose the other guys sins? I can’t remember a case where that has happened.

      • Translucent Chum

        Flynn case?

  44. Rebel Scum

    Curious.

    The study defined five core principles or beliefs that drive most journalists. And it found that non-journalists offer unqualified majority support for only one of them – the idea that the press should provide people with facts.

    It’s almost like every other factor fall under this umbrella.

  45. Rebel Scum

    Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.

    A bill meant to protect drivers who hit protesters during the course of fleeing a riot passed the Oklahoma Senate on Wednesday.

    House Bill 1674, which passed through the Senate by a vote of 38-10, would increase penalties for blocking roadways while also providing immunity to drivers who kill or injure motorists while fleeing the scene of a riot in fear for their lives, according to the Associated Press. …

    According to the bill, it would become a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail and a $5,000 fine for protesters who block a public street.

    • Urthona

      a little miffed that it doesn’t include a point system.

    • db

      immunity to drivers who kill or injure motorists while fleeing the scene of a riot in fear for their lives,

      huh?

      • R C Dean

        Well, either a legislator or a journalist fucked that up. Either is perfectly capable of it.

  46. Rebel Scum

    Pwnd.

    Rep. Eric Swalwell
    @RepSwalwell
    · Apr 14

    When you aren’t on any committees you can propose stunts like this. twitter.com/mtgreenee/stat…

    Marjorie Taylor Greene
    @mtgreenee

    Well we all know how you serve on Intel, Judiciary, and Homeland Security Committees.

    With your pants around your ankles, giving it to China.

    I serve on the Committee of the Whole, and hold all of Congress accountable by demanding recorded votes, so the People know our record.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its funny but her stance would be better without the pants around the ankles bit. But I get it, you have to fight dirty – we are far from civilization at this point.

      • R C Dean

        I’m way past tone policing anything having to do with politics.

  47. juris imprudent

    So that discussion yesterday about the right adopting the tactics (and mirror image positions) of the left? This is why I’m not enthusiastic for that.

    However, if the state action doctrine were so easily circumnavigated as Vance suggests, then it’s hard to see who among us would still benefit from the full protections of the Bill of Rights. Government privileges? Infrastructure? Most Americans have attended public schools and use the highways. Millions receive subsidized food, mortgages, student loans, health insurance, etc. This would also draw in businesses that benefit from intellectual property protections and people who receive Social Security. Congress has created countless subsidies and programs that confer special treatment to many sectors of the economy. Taking advantage of the ubiquitous impacts of our ever-growing government does not mean you forfeit your fundamental constitutional rights.

    Isn’t that exactly the dream of the left? What makes it better as a position of the right?

    • Swiss Servator

      A bit of a leap from James O’Keefe doing undercover reporting to this, eh?

      • juris imprudent

        More worrisome since Vance is potentially a candidate for office. O’Keefe is just a gadfly.

      • grrizzly

        I have no problem at all with what O’Keefe does. The media is the enemy. Who would have a problem with O’Keefe’s methods if they were used to get information from Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan? We would praise him as a hero.

      • R C Dean

        Who would have a problem with O’Keefe’s methods if they were used to get information from Nazi Germany conservatives or Imperial Japan Republicans? We The media would praise him as a hero.

    • R C Dean

      However, if the state action doctrine were so easily circumnavigated as Vance suggests, then it’s hard to see who among us would still benefit from the full protections of the Bill of Rights.

      I’m puzzled by the assumption that anyone still benefits from the full protections of the Bill of Rights.

      Well, except the People Who Matter, but that makes it more a Bill of Privileges.

      Taking advantage of the ubiquitous impacts of our ever-growing government does not mean you forfeit your fundamental constitutional rights.

      Not mentioned: solving this problem by reducing those impacts.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    PROOF POSITIVE

    They’re the most elite, lethally trained members of the U.S. military, widely considered the best of the best. And yet in secret Facebook groups exclusively for special operations forces that were accessed by NBC News, they share misinformation about a “stolen” 2020 election, disparaging and racist comments about America’s political leadership and even QAnon conspiracy theories.

    Among the hundreds of Facebook posts NBC News reviewed from forums for current and former Rangers, Green Berets and other elite warriors: a member of a special forces group lamenting that several aides to former Vice President Mike Pence were part of a “Concerted effort by the thieves and pedophiles walking the hallowed halls of the peoples government” to undermine former President Donald Trump.

    “In a just world, they would have already been taken out behind the court house and shot,” another member commented.

    In yet another post, a member of one of the groups responded to criticism of the Black Lives Matter movement with an image of a noose and the message “IF WE WANT TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WE WILL HAVE TO MAKE EVIL PEOPLE FEAR PUNISHMENT AGAIN.”

    “The story of radicalization in special operations is a story that needs to be told,” said Jack Murphy, a former Army Ranger and Green Beret who has written extensively about the special operations forces community. “It has shocked and horrified me to see what’s happened to these guys in the last five or six years.”

    Extremism in the military has been in the spotlight since more than two dozen current and former service members were linked to the storming of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6. But the private Facebook groups reveal an underbelly of a segment of the military that has long been revered as America’s front line of defense.

    Radicalism in our armed forces, oh, my!

    We need to send those poor deluded misanthropes to sensitivity training.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      You know who else rooted out and eliminated so called extremism in the military?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix?

      • Bobarian LMD
    • EvilSheldon

      These are definitely the people who I want to abuse and disenfranchise. No way could that ever go wrong.

  49. Akira

    On last night’s Missive from Evan thread, Hayeksposives posted:

    RIGHT??! Those 10 second thought experiments seem to be lacking. I do internal mental pondering and thought that all humans pretty much did too.
    For example, considering:
    1) the pros and cons of something
    2) the extrapolation of a trend or proposed policy to a further extreme
    3) exploration of a corner case
    Are these inborn human reasoning that modern education “theory” has wiped out, or were we “oldies” taught those things? They sure feel inherent to me. But that’s just like, my opinion, man.

    I’ve wondered the same thing. I think what’s happened is the education system and news media has gotten a lot of people to revert to an authority-based model of knowledge; one where we regular people don’t have the means of determining the truth, but we have to rely on (what they tell us are) authoritative sources and experts, and it becomes true because these people said it.

    Many people can’t seem to evaluate a claim on their own – they have to see who “fact checked” it and make their determination from that.
    And of course, we’re seeing tons of people now who extol blind obedience to the government as “following the science”.

    • Gender Traitor

      Pardon me going O/T from your comment, but I wanted to alert you that SP is visiting our neck of the woods next week, and we’re planning a Glibs meetup for lunch Wednesday. Please see the topic she started in the Forums. Hope you might be able to join us!

    • wdalasio

      i keep saying it, so I’m probably starting to sound like a broken record. Idiocracy got the dumbing down of society down pat. What Judge did, though, is misidentify the problem. The dumbing down is not a bottom up phenomenon, with the number of dumb people just exploding or the dumb people getting dumber than before. It’s a top-down phenomenon. The ostensibly educated and intelligent are, on the whole, far less intelligent than they were previously. The educated, even more than the less educated, seem weak or incompetent at developing or assessing a cogent argument, in a lot of cases even relative to the less educated.

      I personally believe that it is a function of insisting everybody has to be educated. Huge numbers of people simply ill-equipped for education are being funneled into higher education. The colleges and universities, needing the continued flow of tuition dollars, dumb down their material to accommodate a weaker student body. But, in turn, even those who really should be in an academic environment are not only given material far below the level they should be challenged with, but are effectively pushed (peer pressure, academic bullying) into the lower standard of reasoning to allow the schools to “teach” to the majority of students who otherwise wouldn’t be there.

      At this point, even a significant portion of the professors are probably of the sort that really shouldn’t be in academia.

      • Akira

        It’s a top-down phenomenon. The ostensibly educated and intelligent are, on the whole, far less intelligent than they were previously. The educated, even more than the less educated, seem weak or incompetent at developing or assessing a cogent argument, in a lot of cases even relative to the less educated.

        I remember you saying that and believe it’s the case. But I would add that the actual intelligent people seem to be shrinking down to a tiny number of elites – after all, someone has to run Big Tech, develop weapons for the military industrial complex, and devise the strategies for controlling public opinion.

        But yes, colleges are cranking out over-credentialed people with zero knowledge of how the real world works. The fact that AOC was handed an economics degree illustrates this.

      • wdalasio

        But I would add that the actual intelligent people seem to be shrinking down to a tiny number of elites

        Actually, I hope you’re right. They seem to be outsourcing a lot of that anymore, anyway.

        Going by what I observe, I’m not so sure though. You’re talking about a few areas of specialization. Huge areas seem like they’re just wasting away, even at the elite level.

      • juris imprudent

        Is the elite really shrinking? Or have we set up a growing faux-elite, based on credentials, that is the problem?

        Think of how small the elite was that established this republic.

      • wdalasio

        As I said, I do think we’re setting up that faux-elite.

        But, I also think we’re seeing a shrinking of the intellectually competent. Thirty years ago, you could regularly find intelligent people, even in the popular culture, arguing about ideas. A lot of those ideas might have been stupid and wrong-headed, but people could readily make an argument for their ideas. Today, there’s a few aging people still around as legitimate public intellectuals. But, mostly they’ve been replaced by second-rate partisans. Thirty years ago, you could readily find well-written books from accomplished authors. Today, we’ve got Marvel Comics and young-adults books as the cinematic and literary phenomena. We’re a dumber society. And it doesn’t seem to be coming from the bottom, which doesn’t seem much dumber than it’s ever been. There aren’t more dumb societal phenomena. Just much fewer intelligent ones.

    • Plisade

      If I were king for a day (and didn’t abolish the DOEd) the first thing I’d teach kids – as soon as they were cognitively able – is how to identify logical fallacies. And not so they can grow up to be political speech writers who use them intentionally to mislead.

    • AlexinCT

      They want to burn it all down..

    • creech

      The only part of the constitution they don’t want to dismantle is the part that gives them power to stop insurrectionists and treasonous non-Democrats.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Sounds like the goal is to get discovery so they can then prove a link between the Democrats and Twitter. We all know they work for the Democrats, but if they could prove actual coordination the 1st amendment lawsuits will come rolling in. I put the odds of this being discovered at less than 1%.

    Facts have a liberal bias, silly. They all agree because they have reached the correct conclusion independently. No collusion needed.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s naked except for a jean jacket but there’s only a photo from the waist up. That’s just not cricket.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That’s just not cricket.

        That’s hobbit.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    The politically charged ones often ridicule President Joe Biden — describing him as “senile” and weak compared to leaders like Russian President Vladimir Putin — and refer to Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin with derogatory terms like “bubba.”

    Many of the posts express support for Trump, including his false claims of widespread fraud in the 2020 election. One member of a group, for instance, commented on an image of law enforcement officers with their guns drawn while barricaded inside the House chamber during the Jan. 6 riot, writing, “too bad they didn’t bother to defend the Constitution.”

    Oh

    my

    GOD!

    • Urthona

      1) Joe Biden is senile and obviously so.
      2) The Democrats spent millions of dollars and 3 years on their election conspiracy hoax which the media didn’t censor at all.
      3) the defending the constitution jab is a cliche but accurate zinger.

      I don’t care for calling the defense secretary bubba though.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Garry Reid, director for defense intelligence at the Defense Department, said the Pentagon is trying to better “identify, detect, categorize and take action against any such behaviors in this department.”

    “This is very disturbing material for me and very disturbing content that in no way would mirror the behavior expected of persons employed by the Department of Defense, and certainly not serving in the U.S. military,” Reid said.

    We require robotic unquestioning obedience to the current political administration.

    Okay, that’s good to know.

    • juris imprudent

      Perhaps an oath, of personal loyalty, to the glorious leader?

    • EvilSheldon

      Are Komissars- er, ‘Political Officers’ far behind?

    • Ownbestenemy

      They signaled that the day Biden was inaugurated. They want purists in the ranks that don’t abide to the Constitution, but to the party in power. Since they are acting like they will have that power forever now and fortifying to make sure it happens, they now have the armed forces at their heel.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They certainly have the generals and equivalents who are just politicians in uniform. The lower level officers and enlisted personnel I doubt it.

      • juris imprudent

        they now have the armed forces at their heel

        Hahahahahaha. It takes a long time to work through the institution. They’ve started, I’ll grant you that, but given the conservative (to tradition) nature of the military, that ain’t going to change overnight.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Didn’t say otherwise. Maybe my construction of that thought was a bit disjointed, I was speaking as if they have solidified their position of power and have weeded out those who still view it as a service to the country/constitution.

    • Tejicano

      Most of this purely assumes that all opinions voiced in opposition of the current administration and its values must come from white bigots. I would present the fact that today’s military is much more multi-cultural than this implies while still being much more conservative than the narrative wants to accept.

      Case in point – a retired warrant officer in my social circle (African-American who enlisted to get out of the south 60-some-odd-years ago) always referred to one of the previous Commanders in Chief as the “Halfrican”.

    • R C Dean

      So now speech is “behavior”? The military no longer cares as much about how well you do your job as what you say off the job?

      Is there a single major institution in this country that isn’t rotting before our eyes?

      • leon

        You forget that rotting is a natural and beneficial process. We can bemoan the death of the body, but if it does not rot, many will continue to claim that it is not dead, but sleeping.

  53. Count Potato

    “‘This content was removed for violating our privacy and personal information policy,’ a Facebook spokesperson told DailyMail.com.”

    Twitter pulled the same bullshit, suspending some black reporter for the same absurd reason.

    • R C Dean

      violating our privacy and personal information policy

      I’d be very curious to see what that actually says.

      I have zero doubt that there are thousands of posts a day that violate it, unremarked by Facebook.

      • banginglc1

        Not taking time to research . . .but didn’t a bunch of stories about Rand Paul’s assault doxx his location? I’ll bet they weren’t removed.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      It does seem like there’s been a flurry of mass shooting incidents since the Dems announced their push for gun control.

      I’ve been wondering if it’s only a perceived increase from the media deciding to push these stories front and center to support legislation/EOs or if it’s an actual increase. The timing of the latter would be more interesting. I notice we still know nothing about the Las Vegas shooter.

      • Count Potato

        I’m all for amphibians being comfortable with their sexuality, but the more I think about it, the more I think the Las Vegas shooting was a set-up.

    • Gustave Lytton

      What are the odds that Fedex bans firearms in the workplace and possibly on the property entirely? Close to 100%?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Already banned I believe. At least the Fed Ex facility I used to take packages too had a no gun sign posted on the door.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sorry, I mean they already have a ban in place as part an existing policy, not that they’ll enact one now.

      • juris imprudent

        And it did so much good in warding off evil!

      • Nephilium

        Can confirm.

      • Tejicano

        Before 9/11 FedEx had allowed employees to ride “jump seat” (space available) on their aircraft. They cracked down on weapons in luggage after one employee pulled a ballpeen hammer from his bag and tried to take out the crew – he was subdued by the copilot. Subsequent investigation revealed that he was expecting the aircraft to crash leaving his widow to cash in on his life insurance and possible settlement over his death.

    • Suthenboy

      ^This^

  54. Rebel Scum

    2+2=white supremacy

    The California education department is considering implementing a statewide math framework that promotes the concept that working to figure out a correct answer in math is an example of racism and white supremacy invading the classroom. …

    The “Equitable Math” website states its training manual was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the primary private source of funding for the Common Core State Standards.

    “White supremacy culture infiltrates math classrooms in everyday teacher actions,” the document states. “Coupled with the beliefs that underlie these actions, they perpetuate educational harm on Black, Latinx, and multilingual students, denying them full access to the world of mathematics.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      I mentioned above – what engineering firm would ever hire someone with an education borne from California if they go with this? I want to the see Gates hire these kids to develop his next big software idea or computer with math that is “equitable”

    • Akira

      The “Equitable Math” website states its training manual was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

      Pretty sure Billy Boy had all his software engineers stick to regular math when developing Microsoft products. You can come up with whatever kind of “equitable” shit you want, but if you want bridges to stand and planes to fly, you better use real math.

      And what aggravates me even more is that it’s fine if you want to talk more about the various non-white people who also made foundational contributions to math (mostly Arabs and Indians) but that’s not what they’re doing. They’re devising some form of nonsense math under the notion that it’s more “equitable”.

      Also, Wiki sez that the Nazis also politicized mathematics and caused a lot of mathematicians to flee to other countries. Yay!

      • Animal

        There’s a bit in Atlas Shrugged where the Wet Nurse chides Hank Rearden, saying that the time is past when people should be bound by rigid principles. Rearden tells him “…son, try pouring a ton of steel without rigid principles.”

        The Wet Nurse eventually came around. Most of these people won’t.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Speaking of steel, at least during during the Great Leap Forward, Mao had an idea of a more prosperous future even if his methods and process were utterly wrong and horrific. These idiots are rejecting even that. Forget reset, they’re determined for a Great Leap Backwards.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I can see it now, 10 years from now a kid walks into MSFT and interviews for a job and given a math problem (that is given to everyone) he begins to tell the interviewer it isn’t equitable and claims it is racist that he got the problem’s answer horribly wrong. MSFT hires the kid on the spot knowing that if they don’t meet their quotas, the Federal Government will fine them or begin to look into their hiring practices.

        Kid goes to being on a team that is developing software for an onboard computer system for our space program, it fails miserably but it at least wasn’t inequitable in its failure.

      • Akira

        MSFT hires the kid on the spot knowing that if they don’t meet their quotas, the Federal Government will fine them or begin to look into their hiring practices.

        Personally, I think we’re going to see the emergence of a new career of “professional victims” who are given a do-nothing job so that the company can avoid being scrutinized for “unequitable” hiring practices. Any visible minority could do this, and anyone willing to pose as a gay/trans person could get in on the action too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Companies think they’ll be able to escape the wolf by doing this sort of thing but they’ll still be sued for shuffling off to a professional victim corner instead of the regular career track and for failing to promote to ever higher ranks of management.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Like my companies executives bemoaning that they’re mostly white and almost entirely male. So which one of you assholes wants to give up your job to make room for a token? A year later, the answer is none.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        10 years from now

        Happening already. Earlier this year I was strongly encouraged by my boss’s boss’s boss to interview and consider recommending a woefully unqualified candidate because of her genitals. By woefully unqualified, I mean somewhat qualified to go into the pharma industry, but no qualifications for the tech industry.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My company highlighted a dozen women for “women in tech” except none were. They were all marketing & sales or management or such. But they had some nice titles like “engineering manager” or “solutions architect”. The sad part is there are many women in real technical positions in my company but they’re mostly just doing their jobs, not participating in the grievance mongering and divisivity efforts.

      • R C Dean

        Pretty sure Billy Boy had all his software engineers stick to regular math when developing Microsoft products.

        *ponders long history of Microsoft mediocrity*

        Hard to say.

      • Surly Knott

        Heh. They aspire to mediocrity and rarely reach those heights.

  55. Festus

    I need to sign off from one of the derpiest derp-fests that ever derped on this wonderful site. Heavens! I’ll see you folk tomorrow morning…

    • Urthona

      This is the kind of shit that bugs me a lot.

      If Trump does a social media network, focus on a twitter replacement.

      That place is the worst offender by far and sucks ass.

    • Count Potato

      “Twitter said on Thursday that ‘The account you referenced (@JamesOKeefeIII) was permanently suspended for violating the Twitter Rules on manipulation and spam.

      ‘As outlined in our policy on platform manipulation and spam, ‘You can’t mislead others on Twitter by operating fake accounts,’ and ‘you can’t artificially amplify or disrupt conversations through the use of multiple accounts.”

      O’Keefe said he would sue the company.

      ‘I am suing Twitter for defamation because they said I, James O’Keefe, ‘operated fake accounts.’

      ‘This is false, this is defamatory, and they will pay. Section 230 may have protected them before, but it will not protect them from me.

      ‘The complaint will be filed Monday.'”

      The account with his real name is fake?

      • Urthona

        I’m gonna enjoy this.

    • Psycho Effer

      It’s not a bias, it’s an agenda. In a bias they focus on look at evidence and grant more weight to some things than others. We all do this. What they do is decide what the story needs to be beforehand, then cherry pick information to support that narrative. Now they will destroy evidence and people that go against the narrative.

      Accept bias for what it is; part of the human condition. Reject bullshit agendas.

  56. Rebel Scum

    *sigh*

    At least eight people were killed after a gunman opened fire at a FedEx facility in Indianapolis late Thursday before also killing himself, police said.

    Multiple other people were taken to hospitals with injuries, police said.

    The shooting was reported shortly after 11 p.m. and officers arrived to an active shooter incident, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department spokeswoman Officer Genae Cook told reporters.

    She said the gunman killed himself at the scene. Authorities found eight bodies during a search, she added.

    That number did not include the gunman. …

    A FedEx employee told NBC’s “TODAY” show that he was sitting outside the building when he heard what he initially thought was a car with engine problems. He soon realized the sound was actually gunfire.

    “And when I stand up, I see a man — a hooded figure — I was unable to see his face in detail however,” Levi Miller said.

    He said the man had a rifle “and he started shouting, and then he started firing in random directions.” He couldn’t tell what the gunman was yelling. “I thought he saw me and so I immediately ducked for cover,” Miller said.

    Hm…

    • Animal

      He couldn’t tell what the gunman was yelling.

      Odds on it being “Allah akbar?”

      • Ownbestenemy

        I figured it would be “I want a candy bar”

      • Rebel Scum

        “Aloha snackbar!”

        But I don’t want to make any assumptions. But also I couldn’t find a description of the shooter in the article…

      • R C Dean

        If, in retirement, I open a small breakfast/lunch/coffee joint, I am going to have a very hard time not giving it a tropical theme and using that name.

      • juris imprudent

        I often mused about opening a breakfast joint called the Eggs-essential Cafe.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And you’d having nothing on the menu?

      • juris imprudent

        Blank page except for the words “no substitutions”.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, and if you did go with Aloha Snackbar, you would need the sub-title of Halal ya’ll.

      • R C Dean

        I would definitely make sure we had kosher and halal menu options. From my very limited knowledge, the rules are very similar, with the main difference being which set of grifters get paid to certify.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Hawaiian themed kosher spam products?

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Police have not identified the suspect, but the FBI says its personnel are currently assisting in a search of his home. ”

      I hate thinking like this, but if you know where is home is, you know who he is. So….

  57. Rebel Scum

    I loathe my senators.

    U.S. Sens. Tim Kaine and Mark Warner introduced federal gun control legislation Thursday to mirror some of the laws that recently passed their home state of Virginia.

    The policies include expanding background checks, limiting handgun purchases and enacting red flag laws at a national level. The senators are calling the legislation the Virginia Plan to Reduce Gun Violence Act.

    “Virginia knows all too well the heartbreaking consequences of gun violence,” Warner and Kaine said in a joint statement. “We’ve seen it in the tragedies of Virginia Tech and Virginia Beach and the countless drive-by shootings, domestic violence, and suicides by firearm across the country. We’re proud of the Commonwealth for leading the way to advance gun reform; now it’s time for Congress to save lives.”

    The legislation would expand federal authority over gun policies in areas that are currently left up to the states to regulate. One of the most controversial reforms would be extreme risk protection orders, which are based on red flag laws adopted in Virginia and other states. It would allow a magistrate or judge to order the temporary seizure of a firearm from a person if there is evidence that he could be a risk to himself or others. The order would apply even if the gun owner did not commit a crime and is not even suspected of committing a crime.

    Handgun purchases would also be restricted in the legislation. It would prohibit a person from purchasing more than one handgun per month.

    Due process is overrated, I suppose.

    • EvilSheldon

      This kind of thing is why I strongly suggest keeping some guns stashed off-site.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Take the guns first, due process later.
      -Donald J. Trump

      Thanks for the precedent there Don.

      • Rebel Scum

        I think he was just throwing Feinstien a rhetorical bone. He did it a few times.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    The ostensibly educated and intelligent are, on the whole, far less intelligent than they were previously. The educated, even more than the less educated, seem weak or incompetent at developing or assessing a cogent argument, in a lot of cases even relative to the less educated.

    Something something unknown unknowns.

    People wo don’t realize how much they don’t know are dangerous.

    • wdalasio

      Yes, they are.

      But, I’d like to emphasize, it isn’t just a case of ignorance. As Akira and Hayeksposives pointed out, many of them don’t even know how to think. I would be willing to bet that I could more easily train a moderately successful carpenter, electrician or plumber with a high school education in, say, economic analysis than I could a lot of kids coming out of college today. At least their work has given them something approximating training in structured, analytical thinking about topics.

  59. Ownbestenemy

    The Capitol Police were told not to use their most aggressive tactics ahead of the Jan. 6 riot despite warnings of violence in which “Congress itself is the target,” according to a new report by an internal investigator. https://t.co/ox9MgP5byd

    So Government pulled a classic feigned withdraw movement – beginning to really believe they meant for it to happen for the outcome we are seeing once they opened up the doors.

    • Gustave Lytton

      And yet not a single hair on the head of any Congress critter was harmed during the entire time. So much for being a target of violence.

      • creech

        You forget that AOC cowered in terror in her office closet not even in the same building?

      • Ownbestenemy

        And Pelosi was gearing up for the stand at Thermopylae

    • juris imprudent

      Why do you think the Sgts at Arms were allowed to resign so quickly and gracefully and without serious questioning?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Take that back, not Texas – Texas youth team wanting to play in NY

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I have an old rule of thumb on bureaucrats.

      Their first priority is always risk avoidance.

      Simply put, unless a fuckup can be directly attributed to them, they can never be fired. Therefore, they always pursue the path of least risk to themselves and their organization, no matter the cost to anyone else.

      I think the COVID lunacy is the ultimate example of this in action.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Youth sports turned my childhood around and these kids are getting a good hard look at what it means to live in the United States nowadays.

      • juris imprudent

        unless a fuckup can be directly attributed to them, they can never be fired

        Even a fuckup won’t typically cost them their job, just maybe a reassignment.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Failing up is the surest way to the advance in a bureaucracy.

      • rhywun

        Sometimes all the way to the top. Right, Joe?

      • R C Dean

        Look at Fauci. His handling of AIDS was brutally criticized.

        So he got a promotion.

    • rhywun

      Looks like New York is the source of this idiocy. (Imagine that.)

  60. The Late P Brooks

    The senators are calling the legislation the Virginia Plan to Reduce Gun Violence Act.

    Because these things have been such an unequivocal success in Virginia? “Gun violence is a thing of the past, in the great state of Ol’ Virginny?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      They were successful at driving me and my tax revenue out of the state post-haste.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Heh, Danville is affectionately named Murderville and there are places in Richmond where the cops won’t even go.

      I remember taking the wrong exit off the interstate soon after getting my driver’s license and got lost somewhere near the docks in Portsmouth. Pre GPS days. A cop saw me and told me I needed to get the hell out there fast and then led me back to the highway. One of the good cops I guess.

      About a year later, 17 or so, some friends and I were at a concert and one of the girls drank way too much. We stopped by a park near the zoo in Norfolk around midnight so she could puke in the bushes. The parking lot had a bunch of caddies and other cars, a large group of people at the tables, and then what I took to be guards posted all around the perimeter. A couple of the guards came up to us, armed, and asked what the hell we were doing there. I pointed out my puking friend and was told not to come any closer, hurry up, and get the fuck out. Then the cops came and everyone split fast.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Thousands of years later and people are still feeding prisoners of war to volcanoes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s pretty shitty but if another country is magnanimous enough to let you in as a refugee you should follow their requirements even if they’re stupid. Now if that’s his requirement, oh brother.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        That’s assuming that they even have enough vaccines (or any at all). I’m not cool with the idea that a humanitarian disaster may be unfolding on St. Vincent and they’re being denied safe refuge elsewhere based on their vaccination status. If they continue to be denied and their volcano finally shits the Big One, many more will die than could’ve possibly died from the ‘Vid.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    But, I’d like to emphasize, it isn’t just a case of ignorance. As Akira and Hayeksposives pointed out, many of them don’t even know how to think. I would be willing to bet that I could more easily train a moderately successful carpenter, electrician or plumber with a high school education in, say, economic analysis than I could a lot of kids coming out of college today. At least their work has given them something approximating training in structured, analytical thinking about topics.

    1) Back in ye olden times, it was fashionable to say, “A good liberal arts education (or education in general) teaches you HOW to think, not what to think.” That fell by the wayside long ago.

    2) I have known quite a few people who, despite never having set foot in a college classroom, were easily among the very brightest people I have ever known, in terms of raw intelligence.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      It’s all part of the plan. Dismantle the structures that lead to meritocracy. A functioning higher education system is a major hurdle to the lazy, the victim class, the addicts, and the walking bad decision machines in society.

      • juris imprudent

        What meritocracy? Remember that that word was coined as a derogatory.

    • wdalasio

      I hope what I said didn’t come off as a snobby equation of education and intelligence. My point was to observe that the correlation almost seems to be starting to go in the opposite direction. Yes, I’ve also known brilliant people who’ve never gone to college. But, I still wouldn’t necessarily expect that college would be a “red flag” that someone might not be intellectually trainable (and I mean teaching them how to understand ideas and not brainwashing). It seems to be starting to go that way.

    • Akira

      “A good liberal arts education (or education in general) teaches you HOW to think, not what to think.” That fell by the wayside long ago.

      Liberal arts used to be the Trivium (logic, grammar, rhetoric) and the Quadrivium (arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, music) and would have given a person at least the groundwork for starting an argument from first principles and building it up in logical steps. This was considered necessary knowledge for a free person to know before participating in democracy (hence “liberal” arts).

      Then liberal arts got conflated with the humanities and went to total shit.

  62. DEG

    Despite its reputation as a drug for gentle, zonked-out hippies, marijuana use is strongly associated with the likelihood to commit weapons offenses, according to the National Institutes for Heath. A major study by Oxford researchers found that marijuana use boosts the odds of violent behavior among people with psychotic disorders.

    I tapped out here. The NY Post can go fuck itself.

    From the Daily Fail article:

    And Twitter faced a major controversy in the fall when it temporarily locked the NY Post’s account for sharing an article on the contents of Hunter Biden’s recovered laptop.

    Twitter banned James O’Keefe, stating that he had multiple accounts. O’Keefe is suing Twitter for defamation.

    • UnCivilServant

      Oh, I had two questions for you

      Any sign that the NH mandate is actually expiring?

      And is This map accurate?

      • UnCivilServant

        I just reloaded the map and it shows no mandate for most of the state.

        I think I’ll be visiting Claremont tomorrow (Because Keene is stupid and put a municpal mandate in place)

      • DEG

        Sununu’s general mask order either expires later today or has already expired. I haven’t checked the emergency order page today to see if someone updated it. Sununu made the announcement yesterday that he would not renew the order. Sununu also announced that on May 7th the current business guidelines and guidance (AKA edicts that must be followed or else) will expire and be replaced with actual guidelines and guidance (AKA not edicts, in other words, recommendations that businesses can freely ignore).

        I see some problems in that map. Manchester mandates masks inside municipal buildings. Manchester’s mayor wanted an ordinance imposing a wider mandate, but the Board of Aldermen shot it down. Late at night during a Board of Aldermen meeting, since the mayor wanted something, the BoA passed a resolution asking people to wear masks inside city limits. That’s not a wide unenforced mandate by any stretch of the imagination, and the city’s mandate for masks in municipal buildings still stands.

        I think Waterville Valley did the same thing.

        Municipal ordinances are still in place. Nashua, Portsmouth, and Durham all announced that they would not change their ordinances. Nashua’s Board of Health did make an announcement that they will come up with an objective criteria to present to the Board of Aldermen for ending the mask ordinance. I think the only way Nashua’s mask ordinance will end is if the downtown businesses tell the BoA to fuck off with the mask ordinance or there is a house cleaning of the BoA in the upcoming city elections.

        Tomorrow I have commitments all day. Claremont is also a little far from where the H&R folks all live. Otherwise I’d put out the word.

      • DEG

        You’re welcome!

        Next time you’re in NH, send me an e-mail and I can get the word out. You have my e-mail right?

      • UnCivilServant

        We did exchange a few emails, so I should still have it.

        This is just the first opening in months to do something normal, hense the short notice and lack of coordination.

        I’m currently working on a plan for the week* leading up to July 4 where I’d stop by Ohio, then attend a funeral** in the Adirondaks, so I could keep going east after, but that time frame does tend to be busy for folks. But less busy weekends pop up, and it’s not that far away.

        * Give or take
        ** Ash scattering, but same solemnity

      • DEG

        attend a funeral

        Sorry.

        I plan to be away part of the Summer and for a little bit early in the Fall.

        Whenever you’re back, let me know.

        Two other notes: I just noticed that map does not list Hooksett. Hooksett had a mask ordinance and I think it is still in effect. Manchester and some of the surrounding communities (i.e. not Hooksett) have always been pretty relaxed about masks. Even when the Governor’s order was in place, lots of businesses in that area never bothered to enforce it. I’ve been in more than a few businesses in that area without a mask and no one said a word. The one time I did have my bandanna on I had my bandanna barely covering my mouth. The employees of that business said nothing about it.

        I have no idea what you’ll run into in Claremont. It’s a bit off the beaten path for me.

      • UnCivilServant

        I plan to act as if everything is normal and hope no one bothers me.

    • R C Dean

      marijuana use boosts the odds of violent behavior among people with psychotic disorders

      Now do prescription drugs. Because I recall seeing a study showing that the vast majority of mass shooters were on at least one of a handful of prescription drugs. Can’t recall the specific drugs off the top of my head, though.

  63. Muzzled Woodchipper

    So what is the entire front page of ESPN about? The freaking WNBA draft.

    The WNBA is a massive farce. It’s about as entertaining as middle school basketball. It’s no mystery that no one fucking watches it, yet ESPN is going to force it anyways, because EqUiTy.

    But since there will be no financial repercussions from pushing it so hard when virtually no one gives a shit about watching a draft with athletes who would be absolutely destroyed by your average high school basketball player, I guess we have to suffer it.

    That is if you’re dumb enough to still be watching ESPN.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      ESPN gets paid even when people don’t watch them. They could play reruns of corn hole tournaments all day and still make money.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Not from me they don’t. I cut the cord a few years ago, and never subscribed to anything related to ESPN. They don’t get a single dime of cable bucks from me.

    • juris imprudent

      Draymond Green was fool enough to speak the truth about the WNBA.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        But he didn’t really speak the truth. He spoke the façade.

        The WNBA’s root problem isn’t that they don’t have enough big investors, as Green posits.

        It’s that their game is third rate, and no one wants to watch them. Why should anyone watch it when they can see better basketball at virtually any HS in the country?

        Corporations don’t give money to the NBA to fund huge salaries just because the NBA marketed smartly. Corporations invest big money with the hope of a massive payoff made by people later on buying their shit.

        That hope doesn’t exist for the WNBA, because there aren’t millions watching, because women’s basketball is terrible.

        So if big money can change that, corporations need to be convinced it’s an investment worth making. But that requires the WNBA to convince potential viewers that their game doesn’t suck, which would be no small feat. It’s not gender bias. It’s athletic bias. If any woman could do what even journeyman NBA players can do, they’d be in the NBA making big cheese, not groveling for cash while screaming about gender pay gaps.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        And then Rappinoe gave her asinine opinion about what Draymond said and was treated like some oracle.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        When they can beat the 15u (Boys) National Team with any kind of consistency maybe her opinion on what she gets paid to play soccer will be a shade more relevant.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Despite its reputation as a drug for gentle, zonked-out hippies, marijuana use is strongly associated with the likelihood to commit weapons offenses, according to the National Institutes for Heath.

    Wait, wut?

    Is this one of those inverted causation arguments?

    1)Dope smoker (caring little for magic words on paper) gets busted for smoking dope.

    2) Dope smoker (caring little for magic words on paper) gets busted with (or in the company of someone with) a firearm.

    3) Presto! Dope smokers are predisposed to “weapons offenses”! No violent or dangerous context necessary.

    • leon

      Inverted Causation (as well as thinking if the statement is true then the converse is true) is a staple of journalism. I’ve seen one saying “Higher inflation is good because it means the economy is strong”. The idea being a strong economy causes inflation, therefore if we see inflation we must have a strong economy.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Association is public health weasel wording when there is no causation. But the public health nannies try to pretend it means causation to support their societal “nudges”.

      • R C Dean

        Science is basically the process of testing (and generally disproving) that an association or correlation is causation.

  65. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Oh wait, nobody fucking cares. At least they shouldn’t in a civilized world where one should seek out the best possible employees, not specifically ones with certain bits hanging (or not hanging) between their legs. They need to focus more on a consistent strike zone than this dumbassery.

    Baseball fans could not give a single shit. The only people who care about this stuff at all are those who wouldn’t watch a baseball game anyways.

    I’m not at all pleased with the MLB having finally succumbed to the woke mob and jumped in the deep end. But I’m a huge baseball fan. It’s in my blood. So I’m going to take the same stance I do with all of my other entertainment: ignore it as best I can and just enjoy the game. I don’t base my listening tastes on the band’s politics, and I’m not going to judge my team based on the MLB or even the team ownership’s politics. It’s baseball season and from a cultural perspective I’m a believer in the idea that on-field sports heroics does more to help than outspoken politics does to hurt. See Pele.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      To me, it comes down to how unwatchable it gets. The NFL declined massively in watchability over the course of what? 3 years? Now I don’t even bother with them. If the MLB is on the same track, it’ll be unwatchable dreck by 2023 or 2024. I’m guessing their lagging position will result in a slingshot effect and even this year’s world series will be hard to watch.

      • Rat on a train

        By then you will have messages on uniforms, mowed in the outfield, on stadium walls, …

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        The NFL became unwatchable to me in a matter of about 2-3 years, but it wasn’t because of the woke nonsense. I had all but stopped watching by the time the woke movement began. It was because of the massive shift in rules favoring offense in the early-mid 2010s resulting in several penalties per game that didn’t previously exist, which resulted in game stoppages. Combine that bullshit with various TV stoppages, and the game simply became too disjointed to watch.

        Penalty
        Penalty
        Touchdown
        Commercial
        Extra point
        Commercial
        Kickoff
        Commercial
        Penalty
        Penalty

        Etc.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Agreed. I could have possibly fought through the woke shit, but the product was declining before that. I’ll add that I don’t give half a shit about what the players are saying on Twitter or what they do in their free time, so basically every segment on the broadcast that didn’t involve drawing on the teleprompter was eroding a bit of my interest. Rules changes (across many sports) to inflate scoring plus the proliferation of human interest segments plus wokeness has really dampened my enjoyment of pro sports.

      • Rat on a train

        Showboating players celebrating a tackle for no gain on a 1 and 10 with 14:55 remaining in the 1st quarter.
        Sideline reporting.
        Interviews during the game.

    • Nephilium

      It’s a bit difficult up here knowing that the team name is going to be changing shortly.

      • Rat on a train

        Baseball Team isn’t taken yet.
        It doesn’t matter what they do now. Washington will forever be either Redskins or Football Team.

      • Nephilium

        The Cleveland Sports organization has said they will not use a placeholder name.

      • Rat on a train

        How about just Cleveland, at least until the city name is canceled?

    • Urthona

      My boycott of baseball lasted a day.

      But at least i won’t be watching the all star game.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I won’t watch that either. It’s a shitty game now anyways, and has been for a while.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in “Making Shit Up”

    Leaving middle seats vacant on airplanes can significantly reduce a passenger’s risk of being exposed to the coronavirus that causes Covid-19, a new study suggests.

    The risk of being exposed to the virus may be reduced by 23% to 57% on single-aisle and twin-aisle aircraft when middle seats are vacant compared with a full occupancy flight, according to the study published on Wednesday by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    Researchers from the CDC and Kansas State University used laboratory models to simulate how much exposure to virus particles could be reduced when middle seats are kept vacant in an aircraft cabin.

    The models were based on the spread of bacteriophage aerosols used as a surrogate to estimate the airborne spread of the coronavirus. Bacteriophages are viruses that can infect bacteria. The analysis did not measure the impact of wearing masks, which is currently required on flights, but the researchers noted that some virus aerosol can still be emitted from an infectious masked passenger and so distancing could still be useful.

    But what about the masks? How many masks will they be wearing?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Researchers from the CDC and Kansas State University used laboratory model

      Yeah, sure.

    • R C Dean

      The risk of being exposed to the virus may be reduced by 23% to 57%

      Nothing expires confidence like a wide range of results.

      And I love how they manage to combine “masks don’t work” with “masks should be worn, PLUS social distancing”.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        All that said, one thing we’ve known about virology for a long time is that population density matters.

        I can ostensibly see how having fewer people spaced further apart might help, especially when we’re talking plane density where people are stacked for long periods of time.

        That ultra-wide range, though. That’s a flag that waves with scientific authority, but the wind pushing it is from a fan.

      • R C Dean

        Another point: I was reading that the airlines have cranked up their air exchanges to some very high level. I wonder if the study replicated that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This is absolutely making shit up.

        It’s shitty models with shitty inputs and shitty results.

        It’s the same type of shit they use to justify masks when the empirical real-world results don’t show that they make a difference.

        It’s all shit.

  67. R C Dean

    Finally caught up a little on the shooting in Toledo.

    The kid had a gun in his hand after fleeing from the cops, and very shortly before he was shot, too. Its apparent the cop knew he was armed (he yelled “Drop it”), but its not clear how long before he was shot that he dropped it or whether the cop could see that he dropped it. One photo shows the gun on the ground on what looks like the other side of the fence where he was shot.

    Good shoot or not, this one looks like a very close call to me.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      It happened pretty fast. It seems to me that the cop was a little too fast to pull the trigger, but that’s easy for me to say from the comfort of my couch.

      I also wonder if the ally really was as well lit as it appears in the video or if that’s a trick of the camera. It’s possible that the cop had even less visibility than what the camera showed.

    • The Other Kevin

      The kid’s name was Toledo, and it took place in Chicago. I am with you, it’s a tough call. But we will still have a 13 year old who was carrying a gun in an alley at 2:30am on a week night held up as a martyr.

      • db

        I have a friend whose brother was shot by a 12 or 13 year old in a gang initiation. Kid picked him at random on a crowded street, confronted him, and shot him once with a 1911 with hardball ammo. The kid took off after firing the one shot and chucked the gun over a fence into a high school property. He was caught, and the gun found the next morning. My friend’s brother was extremely lucky–the bullet went right through his forearm, into his abdomen, missed all of his vitals, and exited his back. He lived with no long term effects, but he has four scars that look a bit like holes now.

      • creech

        “martyr.”
        But he was thinking about turning his life around, was great at basketball, and probably would have been given a full ride at Loyola, made it to the NBA, and spent his tens of millions working with troubled youth.

      • Rat on a train

        Is a $20 million taxpayer-paid settlement sufficient?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Reminds me of a shoot here in Dallas a while back. Kid hid when the cops rolled up, tried to chuck his gun into a field, but unfortunately did so right at a cop drawn on him.

    • creech

      Cops are paid to do a very dangerous (in many parts of the city) job. I wonder how many would still take, or stay on, the job if the Rules of Engagement were that an alleged armed suspect had to fire at the cop first before he returned fire? Too many people think tv or movie shows are real, where cop talks down a perp with a gun or manages to shoot him in the wrist.

      • kinnath

        I expect cops to follow he same rules that I do.

        Lethal action only when there is clear ability, intent, and means.

        Cops don’t give a shit about intent. And rarely care about ability.

        Means is enough to get you killed by a cop.

        Fuck them.

        Do the job, or don’t do the job.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Rule #1 – Any cop who shoots his gun is fired and must prove that his actions met some very specific set of criteria in order to be rehired with any agency.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Rule #2 – A malfunctioning or disabled body camera results in all contended facts being resolved against the cop.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^ I remember when my buddy got pulled over in for speeding and informed the cop he was a CCW holder and carrying. She saw his CCW was issued in a different city and freaked out (not understanding apparently it was a state-wide permit). I can’t remember if she drew on him… I think so… but her partner had to calm her down. I think a supervisor had to come out as well.

        I do remember she was so scared about meeting an armed non-LEO citizen that she dumped my buddy’s entire mag out onto the ground. He had to wait until she left and then stood on the edge of the interstate picking the bullets back up one by one.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        WTF

        How in the hell does someone like that get through officer training?

      • UnCivilServant

        “Diversity and Inclusion”?

      • sarcasmic

        She got an A+ in ‘War On Cops 101’.

      • sarcasmic

        Total line of duty deaths in Chicago police department: 551.

        https://www.odmp.org/agency/657-chicago-police-department-illinois

        That’s over 150+ years.

        If you look at the list 4 officers were killed in the line of duty in 2020. They all died of COVID.

        So I call bullshit on it being a dangerous job.

        Delivering pies is more dangerous.

    • leon

      That stuff is fascinating. Especially to think about how that could happen.

    • creech

      Next, someone will come along and claim the sandbar tests out to 28 million years old, thus proving humanoids from outer space colonized the Earth.

      • db

        I thought it was well established that the Tau’ri originated on Earth.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      There’s a bar near me that has a stuffed dog as a tap. The bartender lifts the dog’s leg and it pisses beer.

      • dontreadonme

        So he served Budweiser?

  68. LJW

    “Researchers from the CDC and Kansas State University used laboratory models to simulate how much exposure to virus particles could be reduced when middle seats are kept vacant in an aircraft cabin.”

    Models are garbage, science has shown that over and over again. Only true way to test this is to throw varying levels of Covid positive people into a plane with Covid negative people and see who comes out alive.

    • kinnath

      Models are models.

      Most modelers, it seems, are idiots.

      • kbolino

        Yep.

        “All models are wrong, but some are useful”

        And, a model is just a fancy hypothesis. It’s great that such hypotheses can get refined to a high degree of precision and that their internal consistency can be checked by a computer, but running a computer simulation and examining the results is not a substitute for an experiment or study*.

        Computers are an accelerator for scientific progress, not a replacement of the scientific method.

        * = An exception here being when the computer itself is the subject of the experiment. But even then, there’s typically some externally defined target being hit. “Does this algorithm sort faster than this other algorithm over various scenarios” has the underlying expectation that the results match a known correct sort order.

      • kinnath

        “All models are wrong, but some are useful”

        In the distant past, at the other site, I got into an argument with Thoreau (who had a Phd and was a practicing Physicist) about whether classic physics was wrong or not.

        His position was that classic physics was “right” with some error. I said that it was “wrong’ but the errors were boundable, and therefore, not significant for many problems/applications.

      • UnCivilServant

        So you were both missing the important piece of information – what is the problem you are trying to use it for?

      • R C Dean

        Sounds like it was really an argument about what counts as “right”.

      • kinnath

        What it really was . . . was a quiet afternoon at work and a chance to argue about silly stuff with a really bright guy in a forum that had lots of those types of conversations.

        That, and I needed to prove that he was wrong. 😉

    • rhywun

      What happened to “aerosol droplets travel dozens of feet in an enclosed space”? Accompanied by the cute little illustration of supermarket aisles with a cloud of death hanging over them.

    • R C Dean

      Another stolen base:

      “exposure to virus particles”

      It requires exposure to a certain level of virus particles to pose a risk of infection. I note they make no reference to what matters – risk of infection. I would be shocked indeed if I’m not “exposed” to COVID viruses throughout the day as I work. A lot less now that we have very few COVID patients in the building I work in, but for several weeks we had between 100 and 200 COVID factories in this building.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I caught the flu on a very brief plane flight (seemed the most likely source anyway). Have possibly never been so ill in my life but I didn’t swear off air travel. Not for that reason, at least.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Every time we fly to Europe (back in the Before Times), I’d either get a cold or flu a week after arriving on European soil or a week after coming back home. Nothing I’ve ever done to try and prevent that has ever changed it. It kinda baffles me, to be honest.

      • db

        I have a similar issue when flying to California. Almost every time, no matter where I flew into, I would have respiratory symptoms for 2-3 days after arriving, and they would go away as soon as I got back home, if they hadn’t abated while I was there.

    • Urthona

      Wtf is a “laboratory model?”

      • R C Dean

        I’m thinking either a 1/10th scale lab, or this.

      • slumbrew

        “What is this? A laboratory for ants? The building has to be at least… three times bigger than this!”

      • DEG

        An exercise in question begging.

  69. B.P.

    That link upthread (#69) by ownbestenemy about a tournament in Cooperstown requiring all 12u players to get vaccinated? My kid’s team is enrolled in that tourney. They already have my $1,800 and the letter about the requirement came out the other day. Teams are dropping out left and right. Meanwhile, my kid’s team has been playing regular baseball with no restrictions since last May. The league tried sitting the players outside the dugout at 6-foot intervals, but that quickly collapsed upon contact with reality. And nothing else happened.

    • R C Dean

      As far as I know, its illegal to give someone under the age of 16 any COVID vaccine.

      • B.P.

        Yep, no vaccine for under 16. Maybe the organizers are just getting out ahead of things with as-of-now-impossible requirements. Or they’re, you know, idiots.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s a little close to require vaccinations (“fully vaccinated” = 5 weeks with J&J paused), even if the EUA is expanded to 12-15 within the next week. The Pfizer request has been submitted so it’s just waiting on FDA approval.

      • R C Dean

        Approved and actually getting the vaccination are two different things. We’ve had wait lists of up to two or three weeks for vaccinations, although they have gotten shorter recently.

        My impression is that Moderna is more available than Pfizer, too. Regardless, the line for Pfizer could get pretty long, with all the scared mommies trying to get their kids genetically engineered and all. Even if Pfizer gets approved, my bet is that some of kids won’t even be able to get the shot before their tournament starts.

      • B.P.

        So, first team to get fully vaccinated wins the tourney by forfeit. I suddenly like our team’s odds!

  70. Toxteth O'Grady

    Main page pic reminds me of the HBO documentary series Kindergarten. Twenty years old now (so before The New Cruelty) but still adorable and possibly available on demand. Glib kids 3-6 years old might like it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I though Morel Hazzard was a fun guy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No no no… Morel Hazzard is the name of the bad shrooms.

      • UnCivilServant

        You got it all wrong, man.

        ‘Bad ‘shrooms’ was just the name of his band.

    • db

      Ask Yusef for information about forming morels.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        That occurred to me.

    • db

      I saw somewhere (here?) that the COVID funeral program pays out more than the US Government’s funeral benefit for veterans. If that’s true, it’s appalling.

      • Trigger Hippie

        9k for Covid, 2k for dead vets…and you can appeal to have the death certificate changed to death by Commie Cough for that sweet, sweet, sweet fiat money, last I saw.

        Humanity can be disgusting at times…a lot of times…the majority of the time.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Humanity is the worst.

      • Trigger Hippie

        We’re all Nikki, to one degree or the other.

    • ruodberht

      How girl get pragnent?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I feel for that guy(/s?), wherever he was from, assuming it was a sincere question.

    • Q Continuum

      something something foreseeable consequences something iron law

      • R C Dean

        See, I went to the one about rewards and punishments.

    • R C Dean

      I suspect there is a non-zero number of people in this country who would kill a relative for $9,000.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I know there is a non-zero number of people in this country who would kill a relative because of how they chew their food.

        $9K is fuckin’ gravy!

    • Stillhunter

      Yeah, but once again, if you did the right thing and had funeral expenses prepaid, you get nothing and like it! My MIL died Xmas day and she had $10,500 in a funeral fund. Mortuary says: Yep! Call it good!

      She didn’t die of covid, but she had a couple months before she died (she was in nursing home with dementia). I just assume it’s listed on the death certificate.

  71. Not Adahn

    Wherecome noon post?

    • UnCivilServant

      Not enough people submitted content.

      We’z lazy.

      /blames slef

      • DEG

        Yep.

        I was lazy about Too Local news and posted it in the comments instead of writing a story.

        I have my copy of “The Great Reset” here to write up my thoughts on it, but haven’t started the article yet.

      • Nephilium

        I’ll take a heaping pile of blame as well. I meant to write up the next cocktail post, but had to fix the rear brakes on one of my bikes. Then there were real world things as well.

        At least tomorrow I’m going to an actual real life bar crawl again.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Y yo. I have 4 or 5 article starts, but haven’t bothered to finish any

      • R C Dean

        Well crap. I don’t really have anything even half-baked enough in my brain to write a post on.

      • UnCivilServant

        I should finish “Slaves of Baranga” it just needs the action setpiece and it’d be good to go. No philosophy, no good guys, just pulp fiction.

      • kinnath

        I have been unable to write anything for the site lately.

        Everything I start is filled with profanity and will get me a visit by the king’s men.

        So I just keep it to myself.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sure you’ve got things you can talk about that doesn’t wander into that realm.

      • kinnath

        I do.

        My fingers just don’t type them.

        Actually, it’s just a motivation problem.

      • Not Adahn

        Usually we gat an *ahem* before we run out of content.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thers plenty of content, technical issues, Brett L or something,

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        All of the pending and scheduled stuff are series with weekly time slots. Looks like there’s nothing “random” in the hopper. I may finish out a couple articles just to have some ready to fill in.

      • banginglc1

        Come up with a list of subjects and I’ll write something. Go!

      • UnCivilServant

        Time Travellers stranded in Prohibition era US try to build a time machine to get home while not breaking the timeline.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Screw the timeline! We did in my tale,

      • UnCivilServant

        But that’s a different story.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Dont be so sure, I get ideas….

      • slumbrew

        I think that was several episodes of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

      • UnCivilServant

        Never watched that. I just tossed out an idea I had decades ago and never wrote.

      • Not Adahn

        Oddly enough, that show had some of the best gun fu ever. Much better than that awful Equilibrium

      • slumbrew

        Started out pretty strong, went downhill pretty quickly after the 3rd season or so.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sapient Rocks encounter carbon-based life for the first time.

        Murder mystery in Ancient Mesopotamia

      • Plisade

        How about a 7-word story?

      • Plisade

        I came to Glibs for the posts.

      • UnCivilServant

        “You can’t fit a good conversation in.”

      • slumbrew

        For sale, baby shoes, heavily worn.

        (it’s admittedly derivative and not as interesting as the original).

      • kinnath

        I came
        I saw
        Then I left

      • Bobarian LMD

        I ruined the drapes.

      • Nephilium

        How to make your own cocktail garnishes (cherries, onions, etc)

        History and thoughts behind some modern (2000 and later) cocktails

        The ratio and history of alcoholic punches

        Then I’ve got the one for home made frozen cocktails I promised.

      • Plisade

        I’ve got another beginning guitar thing ready. …for months now. But I don’t like it and idk why.

      • db

        How does one go about “producing content” for this site?

      • db

        Thanks–I saw that, didn’t know if it was the preferred method or not.

  72. Sean

    https://nypost.com/2021/04/16/fedex-mass-shooter-was-reportedly-known-to-authorities/

    The gunman in the FedEx shooting spree was previously known to federal and local authorities — and had been flagged up to law enforcement by a concerned family member before the deadly attack, according to a report Friday.

    The suspect, who committed suicide after killing eight at the Indiana facility Thursday night, has not been publicly identified by police. But CNN reporter Ana Cabrera said he’s no stranger to law enforcement.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      At this point, I think it is fair to conclude that the perpetrator was definitely not white.Cue the tweets blaming this on white supreme pizza… in 3…. 2… …1

    • Not Adahn

      The completely not racist guy who killed 10 wypipo was also on the FBI’s patsy watch list iirc.

  73. Not Adahn

    Mexican singer Selena

    I was living in Bryan, TX when she got John Lennoned.

    There was much wailing.

    • Gender Traitor

      So… if you translate that into Spanish, is it a haiku?

  74. Trigger Hippie

    ‘white supreme pizza’

    Kale, spinach, Impossible Meat, and non GMO grown portobello mushrooms with artisans mayo designed to resemble the Stars and Bars?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Shit…forgot the califlower crust…whitest thing ever…whiter than a Prius.

  75. The Late P Brooks

    At this point, I think it is fair to conclude that the perpetrator was definitely not white.

    Maybe he was a she.

    • Plisade

      So, maybe it was a terf war?

    • The Other Kevin

      Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

      • Tres Cool

        Thanks, asshole. Now I have that stupid song in my head.

        /cleanses cerebral palate with DMX

  76. The Late P Brooks

    Domestic terrorist brought to justice

    An Indiana man accused of being a longtime member of the Oath Keepers pleaded guilty Friday to illegally entering the U.S. Capitol during the Jan. 6 riot, an important milestone in the government’s effort to understand the forces behind the siege.

    It was the first guilty plea secured by the federal government in connection with the riot, which occurred 100 days ago.

    “On this 100th day since the horrific January 6 assault on the United States Capitol, Oath Keepers member Jon Schaffer has pleaded guilty to multiple felonies, including for breaching the Capitol while wearing a tactical vest and armed with bear spray, with the intent to interfere with Congress’s certification of the electoral college results,” acting Deputy Attorney General John Carlin said.

    Good grief. He’s a regular Eugene Debs.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      What sort of legal representation do these guys have? I don’t know much if anything about federal prosecution.

    • kbolino

      How many of his family members did they have to threaten?

    • Plisade

      Siege?

      • leon

        American media makes sense if you treat all media like you would treat an article from The Blaze

      • kbolino

        When you can’t get an actual Reichstag Fire, just invent one!

    • slumbrew

      “illegally entering the Capitol” is a felony?! WTF

      • kbolino

        Peasants are not allowed to enter the Temple without a chaperone.

  77. The Late P Brooks

    HORRIFIC, I tells ya!

  78. The Late P Brooks

    Asked Friday if his plea agreement includes a requirement for him to cooperate with the government, including submitting to interviews by investigators, Schaffer answered, “Yes, your honor.”

    Chuck Rosenberg, a former federal prosecutor and MSNBC contributor, said the plea was a significant development.

    “The best way for prosecutors to build cases is when the people who know the most about the crime — typically the criminals — begin to plead guilty and cooperate.”

    If the government is satisfied with his cooperation, prosecutors could urge the judge to reduce Schaffer’s sentence.

    Friday’s development was not a surprise. A prosecution document inadvertently posted on a court website in early April disclosed that his lawyers were involved in “advanced plea negotiations” with the Justice Department.

    An admission of guilt is insufficient. He must be broken and humiliated and made to renounce his heresies and atone for his sins by helping the government to punish other wrongthinkers.

    • B.P.

      “Tell us who the mastermind was behind your ingenious ploy!”

      “Well, I read about the rally on the Internet. So me and some like-minded people show up at the same place at the same time. We started chanting and stuff. We got a little out of hand. Also, a cop held a door open for us.”

      “Ministry of Intelligence! Iran. I knew it! Were the Russians involved, too?”

  79. STEVE SMITH

    THERE NEW OPEN POST NOW!

  80. The Late P Brooks

    “illegally entering the Capitol” is a felony?! WTF

    This sacred temple belongs to the people. You’re not allowed in here!