Wednesday Morning Links

by | Apr 28, 2021 | Daily Links | 434 comments

This will part some fools from their money

Does this even count as sports? I guess it does, but I’m still skeptical its anything more than a grift. Elsewhere, Conor McGregor cashed in big on an investment. And Chelski played Real to a draw in their UCL semifinal first leg.  The other semi kicks off today.  And that’s sports.

Sizzling

English king (born in Norway) Edward IV was born on this day. He shares it with president James Monroe, actor Lionel Barrymore, tire magnate Alberto Pirelli, Austrian businessman Oskar Schindler, writer Harper Lee, Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein, writer Terry Pratchett, car collector with a giant chin Jay Leno, pitcher John Cerutti, idiot Elena Kagan, another pitcher Tom Browning, infielder Barry Larkin, golfer John Daly, hockey great Nicky Lidstrom, and the lovely Penelope Cruz and Jessica Alba.

Not a bad list. Now on to…the links!

Not so fast, fed.

Wait, why isn’t this considered racist? I mean, isn’t expecting black people to have identification in and of itself a racist act carried out just so they can be kept from a specific activity? Or does that kind of scare-mongering bullshit only apply when there’s votes at stake?

This will sell well with the gimmedats. After all, what could be more fair than stealing from the people who pay 90% of the taxes already so you can buy votes from the people who pay the other 10%?  Lol, I’m just kidding. This money is all gonna be manufactured out of thin air and the resulting inflation will fuck over everyone.

You know, you can always just send your kids elsewhere rather than bitch about it. It is a private school, after all.

“Rayciss!”

Blacks hardest hit. Of course, they make it sound like the marketing, most of which can’t be done anymore, causes black people to pick up the habit. Huh, it’s almost as if the current FDA thinks black people aren’t smart enough to ignore the marketing. And that, my friends, is as racist as saying blacks can’t figure out how to get a drivers license or find internet access.

I can’t come up with a clever thing to say about this one. But it’s pretty funny. Well, not funny, but bizarre. It ceased to be funny when I reads the dude could face a long time in prison for something that shouldn’t even be a crime.

These experts can kiss my whole ass. Tell them what: they can get ten of their friends to cut their meat intake to four pounds a year and I’ll offset the whole group.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! If you think this will incentivize people to visit your crime-ridden city, you’re sadly mistaken.

Oh thank you, benevolent overlords. As if the overwhelming majority of sane people weren’t doing this already.

Now this is funny. For real. Because it had a happy ending.

I absolutely love this song.And here’s a live version. Hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends.

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434 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Wait, why isn’t this considered racist? I mean, isn’t expecting black people to have identification in and of itself a racist act carried out just so they can be kept from a specific activity? Or does that kind of scare-mongering bullshit only apply when there’s votes at stake?

    Not wanting voter ID is about keeping transparency in elections as difficult as possible to be have. Transparency would kill their ability to steal these…

  2. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Sloopy.

    They dropped the charges against the VHS Bandit? I’m shocked.

    • Nephilium

      Are they forcing her to do community service of rewinding tapes?

      • Tonio

        When DVDs first became a thing I would always tell the kids at blockbuster that I had rewound them. The looks on those kids’ face was priceless.

      • Rat on a train

        Do you rewind streaming video? Be courteous to the next viewer.

      • db

        I always drag the little handle all the way to the right so the next viewer has to move it to the beginning, else they end up looking at the next suggested video in the queue.

      • CPRM

        My little brother built a ‘DVD rewinder’, probably could have made millions selling it on infomercials.

      • Mad Scientist

        It’s whisper quiet!

    • Festus

      I’m appalled!

    • Rat on a train

      I can’t figure how a single tape resulted in felony charges. Is it because businesses are allowed to tack on late fees that exceed the value of the rented item?

      • Nephilium

        I seem to recall that VHS tapes started out prohibitively expensive to purchase, hence why rental stores became a thing.

      • Not Adahn

        Yup. Early video recording were stupid expensive. I thnk Star Wars on laserdisc was over $100, 1980’s money.

      • Rat on a train

        I recall tapes were $50+ in the 80s. The story says the rental was in 1999. Prices were much lower by then, though rental stores probably paid a higher price.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I heard rental stores paid the same price as anyone else, maybe just very slightly cheaper by buying in bulk. I’m only aware of Blockbuster having a special deal. They got their movies dirt cheap and cut the studios a percentage of sales in return. That’s how they dominated everywhere and drove all the local places out of business. They opened a new store something like every 19 hours.

        There’s a somewhat interesting doc on Netflix about it.

      • commodious spittoon

        Hastings was always my go to. It’s where I bought my Magic cards porno mags.

        The last one I remember seeing is still an empty storefront in a shopping mall near where I used to live. It shut down, I don’t know, five years ago, six? Same with the empty former Kmart around the corner… man, this town is a mess. You know what we need? More lockdowns.

      • Animal

        First movie I bought on VHS would have been around 1981 – it was John Wayne’s True Grit, and I paid $85 in 1981 bucks for it, at the Woolco in Cedar Falls. That was with my employee discount.

        Technology usually gets cheaper over time.

        I still have the tape. It’s kind of a dogged sentimental possession now.

      • tripacer

        I didn’t know tapes cost that much, I always thought it was the VCR that was expensive. I remember my parents renting the VCR at the rental store when we rented tapes. Had it’s own carrying case and everything.

      • AlexinCT

        I remember your average old time rental agreement with these places warned you about the late fees/charges and pointed out avoiding those would result in criminal charges. It was in the contract, specifically to make people feel the cost of not complying could get real serious.

  3. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Does this even count as sports? I guess it does…’

    No, it isn’t. It’s a cynical cash grab that would only interest the lowest common denominator. I love boxing, did it for years…this holds no appeal for me, couldn’t care less.

    • juris imprudent

      But, but he’s a STAR on the intertoobz!

      • Trigger Hippie

        I have absolutely no idea who the Paul brothers are or why I should care about them.

  4. mock-star

    Fantastic music choice.

    • Festus

      We have/had “Geezer-Fest” in our city for some years. I think the old guys playing the old tunes are rather sad and I’m an old guy. Just call me Mr. Weston…

    • sloopyinca

      I could t find the live version I wanted to play. And that’s not a song you can play the studio version of. So here we are.

  5. Trigger Hippie

    Ten years from now I’ll be raided by the feds for growing my own tobacco and having a chicken coop in the back yard.

    • Rat on a train

      They’ll get you when you take your chicken for a walk.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Nah, it’ll be when I choke it in view of others.

      • Festus

        “Phrasing?”

      • Festus

        You stepped on my joke, TH.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Get your joke off my lawn!

      • Rat on a train

        chicken fight!

      • Festus

        BOOOOCK BOOOOCKBOOOCK BOOCK BOCK!!!!

      • SDF-7

        When you find yourself in danger,
        when you’re threatened by a stranger —
        when you’re ‘fraid that you might take a lickin’…

        Bawk bawk bawk bawk….

        There’s is one name you should learn,
        when there is no one else to turn to —

        BAAAAAWWWK for Super Chicken!

      • Rat on a train

        You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s the fact that you let the chickens smoke.

      • Nephilium

        How else is he going to get smoked chicken?

      • Not Adahn

        Baked chicken sounds like a waste of good herb.

      • Festus

        The cool kids all “spatch cock” it now. Sounds kinda dirty and dangerous. I’m in!

      • Tulip

        You don’t complain about BakedPenguin. BakedChicken may be equally as charming. Welcome BakedChicken!

      • Festus

        BP is a sweetheart!

      • Festus

        Judi loves him!

      • Trigger Hippie

        But it makes them look much more Kool!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Buh-KAAAAK! ? ?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        That nested well. ?

  6. Rat on a train

    “I can’t come up with a clever thing to say about this one.”
    Follow through to the high-stakes singing competitions

    • juris imprudent

      Yep.

      Although there are American finches, the Guyanese variety is more desired for the singing competitions, which can involve steep wagers, the feds said.

      So the poor little birds are exploited for the benefit of junkies getting a gambling fix.

  7. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    Great version of a great song. Thanks!

  8. rhywun

    I always found menthols harsher than regular cigs. ?‍♂️

    But yeah, what marketing? I haven’t seen a cigaret ad in decades.

    • UnCivilServant

      I haven’t seen a cigaret ad in decades

      I’ve seen them recently… but then again I’ve been perusing public domain pulp magazines for reading material. I was surprised to see how ommon the spelling of ‘cigaret’ was.

      • Festus

        Nicotine implacement cylinders.

    • Festus

      When I was a kid at the bus stop, some little asshole lifted a few cartons of “Kojaks” from the local corner store so it was “Who loves ya, Baby!” for about a month.

    • Rat on a train

      What about cigarette vending machines? Those were the days.

      • juris imprudent

        You’re right, I had completely forgotten about those. Damn.

      • Nephilium

        A couple of the older bars in the area still have them. Last one I checked the price on was $7.50 a pack (exact change only).

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        30 quarters?? Or did it take dollar bills too?

      • Rat on a train

        1 $7.50 bill

      • Nephilium

        It took bills, $1, $5, and $10 IIRC.

      • DEG

        I remember them.

      • Spartacus

        When I was a kid, the bowling alley had a couple of them. At least one was out of sight of the main counter, so a seven-year-old could have bought them. My mother, who wouldn’t let me buy candy cigarettes, never said a word about the vending machines that dispensed the real thing.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I remember them in the waiting areas of every Denny’s-type place (Sambo’s!).

      • Festus

        Ha! That’s been disappeared!

      • Rat on a train

        I remember them next to drink vending machines in the lobby of many buildings.

      • banginglc1

        We went to Hooter’s every day to use their machine. No one carded. But they definitely had a markup.

      • banginglc1

        I bought one ion the early 200’s. We were going to use it to make money in the fraternity house basement, We didn’t make money, Just used our own product. Fiance sold it for $300 last year. Thank god, moving it sucked, it weighed like 400lbs.

      • Agent Cooper

        My father-in-law quit smoking over a .50 increase in the price of smokes in the vending machine at the mill where he worked.

        Seriously. Never smoked another cig in his life.

    • DrOtto

      Even better is half the ads referenced in the article are for non-menthol cigarettes.

  9. robc

    Baseball birthdays (I am going to repeat Mr. Inca some):

    We start and end with members of the 1990 Reds World Series Champions.

    HoFer Barry Larkin, who was born in Cincinnati, played his entire 19 year MLB career in Cincinnati, and, I assume, still lives there. His only detour was to play college ball for Sloopy’s favorite team in Ann Arbor.

    Red Lucas, Pedro Ramos, Matt Chapman.

    And we end at #5 with Tom Browning, who threw a perfect game on the last day of the 1988 season, when everyone just wanted to go home for the winter.

    • robc

      I was in attendance for what was probably Larkin’s single best game of his career. 5 for 5 and at least 3 astounding defensive plays.

      Gold gloves are a funny award, as they are primarily reputation based. Larkin should have been winning them over Ozzie, late in the wizard’s career, but didn’t due to Smith’s reputation as a defender (well fucking deserved too). Later, Larkin won them when his defense was in decline and they should have gone to someone else.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Beware of Doug” is a personal favorite.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Along with “CAT FUD”

      • Festus

        ^^^THIS!

      • DEG

        That’s a good one.

      • Rat on a train

        cat with the peg legs next to the fish bowl containing a piranha

      • rhywun

        “The real reason dinosaurs went extinct”

      • Surly Knott

        “Ethel! Over here, peas the size of your brain!” Or words to that effect (I’ve forgotten the name, but ‘peas the size of your brain’ sticks with me).

    • juris imprudent

      Bet I can give you the line and you will mentally picture the cartoon.

      “Bummer of a birthmark dude”

      and probably my all time fave

      “Scientific peer pressure”

      • Not Adahn

        “It’s a mammoth.”

      • Pine_Tree

        “We should write that spot down.”

      • leon

        Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?

      • DEG

        YES!

    • DEG

      I like “The Far Side”.

    • The Other Kevin

      “Animal Nerds”

      • l0b0t

        I might have to pick this one, because it was the inspiration for a platoon mate’s nickname.

  10. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’m so thankful that the guinea pigs can go outside without a mask now.

    • The Last American Hero

      You laugh all you want. Outdoor mask wearing in these parts has declined from 75% to 30% in the last week between the new CDC proclamations and the Salon article.

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    Biden to propose free preschool, community college in address to Congress…as part of his American Families Plan.

    Doesn’t this overlap with all of the infrastructure?

    • Chafed

      When everything is infrastructure, yes.

  12. Nephilium

    In entertaining to me news, the girlfriend and I got our letters from the White House telling us about the grand new stimulus payments that were doled out. Notice Date of April 15th, with a passage saying that if I don’t receive the money within 7 days of getting the letter, I should reach out to the IRS. Unless there’s been another stimulus passed, I got this cash back in March.

    But it’s got a fake Biden signature at the bottom…

    • Swiss Servator

      The ever efficient Feds…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Speaking of which, the current feedback that I got from the IRS on my 2019 returns is that they’re still processing stuff from last July. So that means they should get to mine roughly in October of 2020 almost a year after I submitted it.

      • Swiss Servator

        This year’s return apparently been touched. Normally I would not care – but I am owed $ back. Get to it ya lazy basterds!

      • Nephilium

        The Fed took their money out of my account right on schedule. Still waiting on my check from the state.

      • Fourscore

        I mistakenly overpaid both fed and state (by a lot). Did an amended immediately and got my refund(s) a month or so later.

    • Pine_Tree

      I got the letter a few weeks back saying I’d get the ~$1400 thing (card, I think), and it still hasn’t happened.

      • AlexinCT

        Make sure you read the agreement on the card. My kid got that. They recommend you use the card as another debit card. Only they charge you $2 for every transaction. This thing is a racket to let whomever colluded with our government rob stupid people blind. My kid, on my advice, went to the bank, paid the $5 transfer fee, and moved all the money into his savings account after I showed the bank teller that that was something they could do despite his dissention.

        Buyer beware…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      None of them have ever experienced actual hunger.

    • Tundra

      It’s right in the Great Reset marketing materials. The fucking plant-based cult is incredibly well funded and absolutely ruthless.

    • Nephilium

      But pork is still good, right?

      /makes plans to go get the Triple Pig – “A 12-inch sandwich roll stuffed with thinly sliced smoked ham, our famous pulled pork, and a bunch of bacon. Topped with Carolina Style vinegar-based barbeque sauce, then grilled up Cuban style.”

      • Sean

        Can i get that in a bowl with some cheese on top?

      • Nephilium

        They offer cheese as an add on for the sandwich, no reason they wouldn’t serve it in a bowl. But it may be cheaper just to order their smoked meat by the pound at that point.

      • l0b0t

        I’ll have one as well please; with a big dollop of coleslaw on top.

      • juris imprudent

        My mouth is watering.

      • Chipwooder

        One of my favorite local joints offers the Big Boner: a deep-fried, bacon-wrapped hot dog topped with pulled pork, baby back ribs, coleslaw and bbq sauce.

    • Tulip

      It’s been going on for a long time. I watched several British history of food shows. In every one they said that the WWII rationing diet was the best diet. If I hadn’t watched them all close together, I wouldn’t have noticed. They used almost exactly the same wording. I am generally not a conspiracy theorist, but damn. (Too lazy to find link, but I reviewed the shows for Glibs, and noted this then.)

      • leon

        Yeah. This strikes me as something that won’t wind up working, because people like their meat. But in the future when it is known that much of this push was communist propoganda, you’ll get the same reaction then as we do now about the “Red Scare”. It is insiduous that the way schools teach the cold war is to mock those who lived then as being scare of commies under every bed, when there were actual communists who really did want to take down the US in favor of the USSR.

      • Rat on a train

        My mother tells stories about my grandmother and WWII rationing in the US. One that I remember was that she used corn syrup as a sugar substitute because of rationing. Does that make corn syrup good?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The 1940s House (BBC) was good about showing the hunger and monotony. I can’t imagine it extending into the 50s, besides comedies about stolen pigs.

      • juris imprudent

        Won Churchill his only election to lead the government; it was the lead issue for Conservatives. Labor of course simply didn’t wish to relinquish that control.

      • Swiss Servator

        Democrats here resisted the end of rationing here too – TEAM RED made huge gains in Congress because of it. Might have been one of the few times they showed some stones.

      • Fourscore

        How I learned to love macaroni and canned tomato soup. Staple at the Fourscores, once a week, back in the days

      • Fourscore

        Corn syrup and white bread, that’s for supper.

        “Now you kids get out of the kitchen”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Epicurious is the aggregator and skinsuit of Gourmet (RIP) and Bon Appétit magazines.

    • Agent Cooper

      Fuck whatever our readers want.

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Penelope Cruz….. yes please

  14. db

    I was traveling for work yesterday so didn’t get to check the site out.

    BRAVO to Tonio and The Hyperbole for their work yesterday. That Mr. Weston sounds pretty shady…

    • Festus

      Yep! That made a shitty day a little brighter.

      • Not Adahn

        When glibertarians.com puts together a kickball team, Hype gets to design the uniforms.

      • l0b0t

        Indeed! That was a delightful read. Also, I would absolutely wear a Lemurs jersey, either baseball or hockey style; Hell, a rugby shirt with an embroidered Lemurs patch would be divine.

      • Festus

        YES!

  15. leon

    Morning glibs!

  16. Festus

    Ontario schools are cancelled. Trudeau fucked up, he trusted the Chinese Government…

  17. db

    If everyone cut their beef consumption back to only 4 lbm a year, the beef industry would crater and people would pretty soon be able to eat zero lbm of beef a year in the US. You’d have to go to South America to get a steak.

    • leon

      You’d have to go to South America to get a steak.

      You know who else had to go to South America?

      • Tres Cool

        Pedro de Valdivia ?

      • R C Dean

        Just until the statute of limitations runs.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        The cast of Anaconda?

      • Rat on a train

        Henri Charriere?

      • juris imprudent

        Butch & Sundance?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Hernando Cortes?

      • Plisade

        Joe? (Does Mexico count?)

      • Rat on a train

        Confederados?

      • Agent Cooper

        Bob Hope and Bing Crosby?

    • Festus

      Well they can fuck the fuck right off with that notion! Festus walks between 10 and 15 miles per night. Festus needs his beefy protein! Yeah, it’s a t-ball comment.

      • Nephilium

        So you’re saying you’re ready for a Bullshot?

      • Tres Cool

        “Beefy protein”
        Im gonna let that slide….low-hanging fruit

        (thats 2 right there)

      • Festus

        Friend Tres, you shall never live down “Baby-Head” and good catch on the twofer!

      • l0b0t

        I’ll likely eat 4lbs of beef today. I’m hooked on burgers and can’t stop making them.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Universal preschool- because some children have been allowed to slip through the cracks of government indoctrination and obedience training.

    Next, a ban on homeschooling, and an imposition of federal educational curricula.

    For the children.

    • Festus

      Sincere question – Are they capable of turning this back or have we just run into the hall of mirrors?

      • Fourscore

        Two part answer. No and yes

        I’ve asked that question to doctors, they all seriously acknowledge we’re at the bottom of the slippery slope

      • Seguin

        That seems optimistic.

  19. Rebel Scum

    President Joe Biden will announce a roughly $1.8 trillion plan to invest in universal preschool, free community college and expanded access to child care in his joint address to Congress on Wednesday night, the White House said.

    “Invest”…

    • leon

      So you think this is more of a payoff for services rendered by the Teachers Unions, rather than a payment to secure future services?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “free”

  20. The Late P Brooks

    I watched several British history of food shows. In every one they said that the WWII rationing diet was the best diet.

    Well, duh. How many fat people do you see in those newsreels?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A society without fat people is a society you don’t want to live in, generally.

    • Tres Cool

      I hear they had ‘camps’ where people could go and “concentrate” on their diet. Or lack of.

    • Swiss Servator

      They are welcomed to live it…on their own.

      • Rat on a train

        Hey, it is like all the rich people saying the government needs to raise their taxes. They can’t do these things on their own. They need the force of government to get them to do what they believe is right.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Gifts to the United States, PO Box…

        I recall reading that some grateful old immigrant couple did just that with their estates, maybe in the aughts? I just shook my head at their long lack of perspicacity.

      • Ted S.

        Shirley MacLaine in “What a Way to Go!”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Gifts to the United States, PO Box…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        oops; WTH?

    • LJW

      That’s because they were the first to be eaten.

    • Festus

      I had a snide comment and then I overrode it. I originally thought that you were referring to the British and then it clicked. Snark is Hard!

  21. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “ Lol, I’m just kidding. This money is all gonna be manufactured out of thin air and the resulting inflation will fuck over everyone.”

    When you deficit spend like a mofo and it’s mostly funny money anyway why even bother with taxes at all? Just eliminate taxes and at least we’ll get to have fun while we drive this thing over the cliff.

    • juris imprudent

      Look jack, taxes are for punishing our enemies – got it; there is no reason for taxes otherwise, certainly not to fund the govt.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “Invest”…

    Yeah, just when like you “invest” a few thousand bucks of embezzled money on whores and cocaine in Vegas.

    • Tres Cool

      Well, Im not an accountant. So I dont know what the ROI is. But that certainly wouldn’t be ‘wasted’ any more than gas in your car.
      Or more wasted than I am right now.

  23. Rebel Scum

    The minty-flavored cigarettes are heavily marketed, easier to get hooked on and disproportionately harm Black Americans.

    So we can’t allow them to make their own choices like adults.

    • leon

      disproportionately harm Black Americans.

      White liberal/progressive Paternalism is another way to say “The Party of Jeff Davis”

    • Chipwooder

      Half of the smokers I knew in the Marine Corps – which was most of them, at least in the early 2000s it seemed like at least half of Marines were smokers – smoked menthols. That was all races.

      • l0b0t

        GPC Approved generic menthols from the Commissary were the sin-sticks of choice for many during my ’80’s/’90s service. They sold for $6 per carton but always had a $2 off coupon. They could be sold in the field for $1 per pack. Good times.

      • Swiss Servator

        I loathe smoking….but I saw the value of a carton of Marlboro Reds in Afghanistan.

      • CatchTheCarp

        I never smoked until I was in the Marines Corps….. I smoked menthols. I quit smoking ciggs in 2009 – thanks to e-ciggs. The only thing that worked in getting me off the coffin nails.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    When you deficit spend like a mofo and it’s mostly funny money anyway why even bother with taxes at all? Just eliminate taxes and at least we’ll get to have fun while we drive this thing over the cliff.

    We covered this yesterday. Taxes have nothing to do with funding the government. The tax code is for social engineering. And punishing your enemies.

    • Rat on a train

      What is the use of government power if not to reward friends and punish enemies?

    • juris imprudent

      ah dammit

  25. Rebel Scum

    Kevin Andre McKenzie is just the latest alleged would-be songbird smuggler busted using the hair-accessory method to bring in the coveted creatures, which are used in high-stakes singing contests popular in Brooklyn and Queens,

    What?

  26. Certified Public Asshat

    Fauci: Joe Rogan’s comments about young healthy people not needing a vaccine ‘incorrect’

    Rogan:
    “Are you healthy?” Rogan said during a recent episode of his podcast. “Are you a healthy person? Like, look, don’t do anything stupid, but you should take care of yourself. You should – if you’re a healthy person, and you’re exercising all the time, and you’re young, and you’re eating well, like, I don’t think you need to worry about this.”

    Rogan also suggested that COVID-19 is not “statistically dangerous for children.”

    Fauci Responds:
    “You’re talking about yourself in a vacuum,” Fauci said of the podcast host. “You’re worried about yourself and the likelihood and that you’re not going to get any symptoms. But you can get infected, and will get infected, if you put yourself at risk.”

    So if you want to only worry about yourself and not society, then that’s okay,” Fauci said. “But if you’re saying to yourself, even if I get infected i could do damage to someone else even if i don’t have any symptoms at all, that’s the reason you have to be careful.”

    • leon

      Fauci has also said that getting the vaccine doesn’t guarantee that you can’t pass on the disease still. In other words the exact opposite of what he is saying here.

      He is known and admitted to lying to get people to do what he wants them to do, and everything he says should be analyzed in that context.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, about that lying little fuck.

        “The Godfather of [gain-of-function virology research], the head of the pyramid, is a guy you may have heard of called Anthony Fauci,” Rogin said. “So, Anthony Fauci, the hero of the pandemic, is the most important person in the world of gain-of-function research there is . . . Basically, he is the one disbursing all the grants for this, he is the one who pushed to turn it back on after Obama turned it off, that’s another crazy story, he turned it back on without really consulting the White House.”

        “He consulted the Office of Science and Technology Policy, which is part of the White House, but the White House put a pause on it and he undid the pause,” Rogin continued. “The details are a little sketchy. I’m not saying he did anything necessarily wrong or illegal, but I’m saying that a lot of people that I know inside the Trump administration had no idea that he had turned this back on. He found a way to turn it back on in the mess of the Trump administration because the Trump administration is full of a bunch of clowns, so you could get things done if you knew how to work the system.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Meanwhile, Fauci and the CDC vastly discount the long-term risks from the experimental treatments that they had to revise the regs for in order to call them vaccines.

      There is no rational reason to vaccinate children and young people. In fact, if you want broad spectrum herd immunity from further variants, this is exactly who you want to catch COVID. The vaccines do not provide sufficient immunity to variants in order to prevent future infections.

      • DEG

        Sort-of like what happens with the flu?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        At least with the flu you can argue that there is some risk to youth. COVID presents almost zero risk to them.

      • DEG

        True.

        I’m in the age range where the flu is more deadly than COVID-19, and I don’t get the flu shot since I think my immune system can handle the flu. Why would I get the covid shot?

    • Tundra

      That was from the episode with Dave Smith. I was listening and knew he was gonna get hammered for saying it. It works every time: if you want to know the truth, look for what you aren’t allowed to discuss.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah well, they can get fucked…that truth is so self-evident that it hardly needs to be stated. I’d have more respect for Fauci et al if they just admitted it and said that the young just have to accept some additional risk for the team because that is what they’re thinking.

      • juris imprudent

        This has nothing to do with risk from the virus. This is all about furthering the fucking pretense of public health as a supra police power.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yep, Dave Smith was on fire in that episode and there were plenty of great soundbites to choose from…but of course they zeroed in on this one.

        This part of the conversation was also about how you cannot have an honest conversation about vaccines.

    • Chipwooder

      Who pays any attention to the duplicitous dwarf anymore?

    • Rebel Scum

      So if you want to only worry about yourself and not society

      Fuck Fauxchi and fuck society.

    • R C Dean

      But if you’re saying to yourself, even if I get infected i could do damage to someone else even if i don’t have any symptoms at all

      I seem to recall that asymptomatic transmission is vanishingly rare, and has never been shown to occur due to casual contact in public.

      You lying little shit.

      Never forget: Fauci is the man who, as an act of #Resistance to Trump, violated a decision (by St. Obama, even!) to cut off gain-of-function research, and set up and funded the research that led to this pandemic. Of course, when both China and the US want something covered up, it gets covered up, so this will never really break into the public consciousness.

      • PutridMeat

        “Never forget: Fauci is the man who…”

        …said “no need to wear masks” and then reversed himself within a few (?) weeks.

        Most generous interpretation – “THE SCIENCE” changed in a couple of week. I think we can dismiss that out of hand; even if we are convinced masks help prevent the spread, that didn’t change in a couple of weeks.

        So either he believed they work and was willing to expose everyone to illness and death to accomplish some other goal, or is simply lying his garden gnome ass off now to further some other goal of his. Either way, he’s a dishonest hack and I can’t fathom why anyone would listen to him, let alone remove their lips from his taint long enough to call him the nations ‘foremost infectious disease EXPERT!’. I think of him more as the Platonic Form of upward failure in the federal bureaucracy.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Americans will have no choice but to reduce meat consumption if President Joe Biden is going to slash greenhouse gas emissions by half in the next 10 years, experts say – even if the president is mum so far on how he’ll actually achieve that goal.

    I have at least 5.56 choices.

    To do that, experts say meat will have to be a target because of the greenhouse gases emitted in producing and raising beef – especially methane.

    There must be a real reason the powers that be want to reduce the populations consumption of some of the highest energy dense food…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’ll be done incrementally and most won’t notice. You will probably but normies will just think you’re a nut.

      • Mojeaux

        normies will just think you’re a nut.

        They already do.

    • leon

      Americans will have no choice but to reduce meat consumption if President Joe Biden is going to slash greenhouse gas emissions by half in the next 10 years, experts say – even if the president is mum so far on how he’ll actually achieve that goal.

      It’s hard to believe Joe Biden will even be alive in 10 years.

    • Sean
    • Chipwooder

      The real reason is money – the fake meat production will be controlled by a few deep-pocketed fellas.

      • The Other Kevin

        Money always has a lot to do with it. “Impossible Burger” is selling pretty well right now.

        Just yesterday I read something (here?) about how much money people make doing diversity and inclusion training at schools. All of a sudden the people with “useless” degrees are making bank because the politics turned their way.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Hasn’t Al Gore invested in Impossible?

    • Tejicano

      And somehow all that byproduct from vegetable production (leaves, stems, stalks, etc.) just rot without producing any methane whatsoever.

    • Agent Cooper

      I’ll quit eating meat when China and India get their shit together.

  28. DEG

    The US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) again delayed the deadline for enforcement of REAL ID requirements, the latest pandemic-related extension for the program aimed at establishing a consistent security standard for issuing driver’s licenses and other identification.

    Congress could just… .repeal REAL ID. I’m certain they’ll get on it right after they repeal Obamacare.

    President Joe Biden will announce a roughly $1.8 trillion plan to invest in universal preschool, free community college and expanded access to child care in his joint address to Congress on Wednesday night, the White House said.

    A trillion here, a trillion there, and pretty soon you’re spending real money.

    According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, menthol cigarettes currently make up 36% of all cigarette sales in the United States, the highest proportion since major tobacco companies have been required to report such data.

    Menthol cigarettes are behind a big tax windfall in NH. When MA banned menthol cigarettes, folks crossed the border to buy them.

    Chicago Public Health Commissioner Dr. Allison Arwady on Tuesday said the city will launch a COVID-19 vaccination passport program next month for admission to select concerts geared toward young people, in another effort to “incentivize” residents to get their shots.

    Fuck off slaver.

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention eased its guidelines Tuesday on the wearing of masks outdoors, saying fully vaccinated Americans don’t need to cover their faces anymore unless they are in a big crowd of strangers.

    Abolish the CDC. I’m not sure which is more dangerous to freedom nowadays – the IRS, DEA, BATFE, or the CDC?

  29. leon

    I see that Nick Fuentes was put on the no-fly list. Of course Civil Rights Left is going to be all over how this is a travesty right?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pffffttttttt….the ACLU is too busy celebrating people who actually threaten violence and call for killings. They don’t have time to defend the rights of wrongthinkers.

      https://thepostmillennial.com/student-body-president-of-virginia-commonwealth-university-has-history-of-violent-extremist-racist-online-posts

      20-year-old Taylor Marie Maloney, from Charleston, SC, was championed earlier this month by the ACLU of Virginia for being the “first openly transgender and non-binary person” elected to the position. But social media posts written by the communist activist have since surfaced showing their advocacy for killing cops, rioting, looting, vandalism and hatred of white people.

      • leon

        Life, Liberty and Property are not Civil Rights you dummy!

      • Chipwooder

        Yay my school!

        I get so much spammy crap from VCU about student government, blah blah blah. I’ve never opened one of those messages. They go straight into the trash.

    • Chipwooder

      Nothing to worry about – Nick Fuentes is a Bad Guy (which is true) so it’s all OK. It will never be used against anyone but Bad Guys.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s being to punish nonviolent political dissidents now. Who could have seen this coming?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    So if you want to only worry about yourself and not society, then that’s okay

    Cool. And we’re done.

  31. OBJ FRANKELSON

    Floyd Mayweather is very effective, but goddamn his fights are boring to watch.

  32. Tundra

    Regarding meat, I highly recommend Sacred Cow.

    It gives a much more nuanced view of meat and argues pretty persuasively that regenerative agriculture centering around livestock is critical to healthy people and a healthy environment.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      What do they plan to use for fertilizer? Brawndo?

      • Tundra

        Uh, cow shit maybe?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I meant the Top Men pushing veganism. I should get up and make café au crème de vache.

      • PieInTheSky

        real men drink coffee which contains coffee, water and nothing else

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Am not even a fake man so it’s cool.

      • DEG

        Coffee needs booze too.

      • Tundra

        Ah, gotcha. Brawndo would be an improvement over the synthetic fertilizers they use now. Mono-cropping is horrific for the environment.

      • Brawndo

        Yes?

  33. Rebel Scum

    “As we build vaccine confidence and convenience, we’re interested in thinking about ways to incentivize people to get the vaccine,” Arwady said. “I would hope that for most people their main incentive is to be able to stay healthy, keep their families healthy, keep their communities healthy — but we also know, younger people in particular may be excited about the idea of getting into events, for example, that might be limited to people who are vaccinated.”

    So we are building a new tiered society. I suppose I’ll remain in the non-“vaccinated” caste.

    • Festus

      *looks up from cleaning a chundered stall last night, waves desultorily, goes back to work* I am in a caste.

    • R C Dean

      As we build vaccine confidence and convenience, we’re interested in thinking about ways to incentivize people to get the vaccine

      Seems like if you are really building confidence and convenience, you wouldn’t need to incentivize people.

      • WTF

        How about quit telling people that after they are vaccinated they still have to wear masks and social distance, and all the other bullshit. If nothing changes, why bother?

  34. juris imprudent

    Blood pressure warning. Predictive policing.

    As one former captain recalled, “We would literally go out there and take a tape measure and measure the grass if somebody didn’t want to cooperate with us.” Failure to pay those fines could even trigger an arrest warrant, further perpetuating a vicious cycle of surveillance and enforcement. The goal, as another former deputy put it, was to “make their lives miserable until they move or sue.”

    The IJ is suing. Personally, I think any cop with that attitude deserves a double tap to the face.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What’s the use of having 720,000 laws if you can’t enforce them in an arbitrary and capricious manner?

    • leon

      I can’t comment on this because everything i want to say will be a violation of my principles.

      • Swiss Servator

        I’ll do it for you.

        *Wild threats, profanity and voicing a desire to urinate into the gas tanks of their squad cars*

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      *redacted*

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’m more and more onboard with dismantling law enforcement. The small amount of good they do does not come close to outweighing the evil.

      Replacing them with community organized brownshirts as the Left wants to do is not a better tradeoff though.

      • sarcasmic

        I’d settle for Constitutional Amendment requiring all criminal laws to have a clearly defined victim.

        Or as Neal Boortz put it:

        ‘Neither the federal government, nor any state or local government shall make any activity a crime unless said activity violates another person’s right to life, liberty, or property, either through force or fraud.’

      • creech

        As we all know, the definition of “rights” goes well beyond what a libertarian would claim it was.

    • sarcasmic

      “But perversely, being a frequent victim of crime or a witness is also given “additional weight” and, like the other factors, increases the chances that a victim or witness would be listed as a prolific offender. ”

      Criminals don’t victimize strangers and strangers don’t just happen to witness crimes. So if you’re a frequent victim or witness, that means you associate with criminals and are likely a criminal yourself. At least that’s how most cops operate. Yet another reason to not call the cops when you’re a crime victim.

  35. PieInTheSky

    Learn to love eating insects glibs. It is for the best.

    • Tulip

      Cicadas are about to emerge here. I’m not dreading the actual cicadas, but I am dreading the recipes for cicadas the Washington Post always pushes when the cicadas emerge.

      • creech

        How long until “Doctor” Fauci or DOCTOR Jill warn that cicadas can transmit chicom-19??

      • Tulip

        Never. Instead they’ll announce beef transmits Covid and e coli.

  36. PieInTheSky

    HANNAH PALMER and AMANDA TRIVIZAS take the pool all to themselves!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLleqCR0oUQ

    No idea who these chicks are, looks slightly fake though, not Real Women (TM)

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Those poor girls are going to have arthritis in their spines before they’re thirty.

      • Chipwooder

        talk about FLBP

    • creech

      They’ve got the looks. You got the brains. Let’s make lots of money.

      • leon

        There are a lot of opportunities, if you want you can make them.

    • Agent Cooper

      Can you imagine the blonde at a full sprint? Aye caramba!

  37. Rebel Scum

    CDC says many Americans can now go outside without a mask

    I never stopped.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Me neither, just more proof that they live in some fantasy world bubble.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’ve got heavy coverage of the Elizabeth City protests on the local news here. It’s replete with 19 year old white girls wearing masks outside who are oh so eager and overjoyed to tell the news about how much they care.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        For a guy with a rap sheet that was apparently 180 pages long.

      • Rebel Scum

        That seems to be a common theme.

  38. Festus

    Feelin’ mighty low, Globs. I’ve never seen the like of this circus of inanity. It used to be that we could point and laugh but now the fingers are targeted at us. I have no idea where this ride is headed but I wanted off last year. I hope that you all have outstanding days and that everyone one of us get through this in spite of ourselves. Festus loves ya!

    • commodious spittoon

      I’m finding getting only 3-4 hours of sleep a night keeps my mind off politics… or anything, really.

    • DEG

      The fingers have always been pointed at us.

      We’ll get through.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Right back at you with the love, Festud!

    • l0b0t

      Ditto, Rush Festus! It seemed like, at least to me, by the 1990s, civilization was generally improving. First Amendment fights had largely ceased to be about the fundamental right to speak and had dwindled to minutiae of rock/rap lyrics and arcane campaign finance law. Television/film was more diverse than it ever had been, but it wasn’t wielded like a cudgel. Communism was on the run and Russia had not yet been looted by globalist Mafiosi. Then it unraveled and here we are. Eh, la, la… Love ya, brother F.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “… the high-water mark where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.”

      • KromulentKristen

        Where did we (GenX) go wrong? We had a golden opportunity to continue that post-Cold War trajectory. Did we allow ourselves, in our exhaustion & apathy, to be overruled & outnumbered by Boomers & Millennials?

      • Nephilium

        We were almost always going to be outnumbered, just as a matter of the number of people in the generations before and after us. The middle children of history…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The ’21 baby bust could have interesting effects someday.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sorry KK… ? …reality bites.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t pretty much every species experience periodic “die-offs”?

  40. Rebel Scum

    Meanwhile, in Canukistan…

    About 900 Internet users in Tumbler Ridge, British Columbia, lost service for 36 hours when beavers chewed through an underground fiber cable in what network operator Telus called a “very bizarre and uniquely Canadian turn of events.”

    “Our team located a nearby dam, and it appears the beavers dug underground alongside the creek to reach our cable, which is buried about three feet underground and protected by a 4.5-inch thick conduit. The beavers first chewed through the conduit before chewing through the cable in multiple locations,” the statement from Telus said, according to a CBC article posted Sunday.

    That’s one big, brown beaver.

  41. l0b0t

    SuperDuperWonderful musical choice today. The last time I saw them was at the House of Blues in NOLA. They closed with a 10 minute version of Curtain Call and for 10 or so minutes, all was right in the World.

    • rhywun

      That’s it? Isn’t the album version like 17 minutes?

  42. DEG

    I just discovered this product today. Unfortunately, it is unavailable.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    You can’t yell fire in a crowded theater say “Fuck you, Coach” on Snapchat

    So now the Supreme Court is being asked to establish the rules for disciplining student speech in the internet age. And that is no easy task.

    The Mahanoy Area School District contends that in the modern world of social media and COVID-19 lockdowns, there is no practical difference between student speech that is disruptive at the school itself and speech outside the school, whether it’s across the street from the school or online.

    Supporting that position are national associations that represent school boards, administrators, superintendents and principals.

    “When you’re talking about online speech,” says their lawyer, Gregory Garre, “it really doesn’t matter where the student hits send on his or her iPhone or makes the post. Whether it’s in the classroom or in a Starbucks across the street from the school, the impact of that post is the same.”

    But ACLU lawyer Witold Walczak says that this argument would give schools the right to curb student speech for all kinds of reasons — cultural, political or even religious.

    That horse left the station, sailed over the horizon and exploded in a fireball visible from space.

    • Gustave Lytton

      This case should never have been filed in the first place. The kid should have received an ass whooping from their parents for being a sore loser instead of taking it as an opportunity to improve, or better still been afraid of getting one so didn’t do it in the first place. Now, absentee parenting coupled with enabling and the school’s we can do whatever we want defense leads to no good outcome. I hate everyone in the story.

      • juris imprudent

        I hate everyone in the story.

        Is there any other response that evens come a close second?

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I don’t really get this one. The girl said fuck the team and the coach should be forced to keep her on the team? That seems a little ridiculous.

      Before reading the article, I assumed disciplined meant she was put in detention or suspended from school, which would absolutely be wrong. But getting kicked off a voluntary extracurricular sports team for badmouthing the team isn’t even in the same ballpark.

      • leon

        But getting kicked off a voluntary extracurricular sports team for badmouthing the team isn’t even in the same ballpark.

        If this were a private school, i could understand completly, but because we have to have our public garbage schools, you get the same problems and absurdities that you get with any “Publicly” Owned thing.

        The part that i don’t care for is the schools assertion that it absolutely has the right to police and punish speech by students anywhere and at anytime.

      • creech

        Back in the day, having this kind of tantrum in front of the coach would have you thrown off the team. Having the tantrum after school, and only your buddies hearing it, would have no effect at all. Even if one of your team mates told the coach what you said, the coach may call you in and ask if you wanted to be on the team or not? Tweeting puts the statement on record and it was about a school-sponsored event.
        If she had said “Fuck Trump,” then the 1st amendment applies as far as school discipline matters. Obviously this is a tough case or it wouldn’t be going to the SCOTUS.

  44. juris imprudent

    Hoping PA Republicans build a host of competitive districts instead of carving out safe ones. The unfortunate reality is, there will be safe Dem seats and they will go to the worst kinds of Dems.

    • leon

      No no no, i saw a ReasonTV piece about how California’s One Party state actually makes it more competitive.

      • juris imprudent

        [eyeroll emoji]

    • creech

      No, here’s what will happen. The 18 seats are currently held by 9 Republicans and 9 Democrats. The PA House and Senate, controlled by Republicans, will draw new districts that will favor a 9 Republicans and 8 Democrats result in 2022. Gov. Wolf, a Democrat, will refuse to sign off on the new map. The map will eventually go to the PA Supreme Court, 5-2 Democrat majority, which will then draw its own map to favor the Democrats and, unconstitutionally (per PA constitution) impose it. Republicans will whine and bitch but Supreme Court’s map will stand, probably “because it gives better representation to minorities.”
      Then, in the 2022 election, the end result will be 10 Dems and 7 Republicans because the virtue-signaling suburbs will be upset at the “racist” tactics of the GOP.

      • leon

        I mean the SCOTUS has pretty much declared that state constitutions aren’t even worth wiping their ass with.

      • juris imprudent

        Well if PA SC can ignore the law then we should be able to as well, and impale their sorry asses.

      • Sean

        Sadly, I’m not willing to bet against this.

    • DEG

      “The only thing that comes to mind is getting out on porches and doing more retail politics. We were terribly afraid of endangering people if we did that. But in my heart, I believe that it cost us” last year, he added.

      Fuck. If you don’t get out and meet voters (knock on doors, hold events), you will lose.

      In NH, Republicans at the state level and their volunteers went door to door.

      Republicans at the Federal level and their campaign folks didn’t because they were afraid of Covid. Democrats at all levels also didn’t go door to door because of Covid.

      Voters liked that Republicans at the state level and their volunteers went door to door. It was a return to normal.

      Republicans at the state level did well. The Federal Republican candidates got their heads handed to them. Of course, the reason isn’t their unwillingness to do what is necessary to win elections. It’s cause of voter fraud.

      And RE: the PA redistricting: The PA Supreme Court is on deck ready to go!

  45. Rebel Scum

    Thanks for proving her point.

    Former MSNBC host Keith Olbermann blocked Rose McGowan on Twitter and cursed at her after she posted a video explaining why she went on Fox News to warn against the cult-like aspects of politics, which she said are “most especially” found among Democrats.

    “If you can’t tell the difference between the Republican Death Cult and the Democrats, let me summarize for you: you’re full of sh*t. And blocked,” Olbermann tweeted.

    • juris imprudent

      Yes Keith, you most certainly are. And utterly unselfaware to boot.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Olbermann appears to be mentally ill and a threat to society.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He went after Robby last week…when Robby was 100% correct.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Perhaps we can get a red flag order against him.

  46. Rebel Scum

    I am sure the address tonight is going to go well.

    Reporters asked Biden questions about Russian President Vladimir Putin, new pandemic guidelines, and about the devastating COVID-19 outbreak in India.

    “You chose to wear a mask as you walked out here,” a reporter said. “What message were you sending by wearing a mask outside alone?”

    “By watching me take it off and not put it back on until I get inside,” Biden responded.

    “Look, I’m sorry,” Biden said a few moments later. “I’m going to — this is the last question I’ll take, and I’m really going to be in trouble.”

    A few moments later the press conference was over.

    • creech

      There’s no sense making fun of Biden for walking out with a mask, dramatically removing it, and saying – in effect – “We no longer need this outdoors.”
      I’d much rather see reporters asking him, next time he’s with a foreign leader, questions about Hunter, about his own sexual harassment background,
      his ties to China, kids in cages, etc. and all the other sorts of irrelevant questions they demanded Trump answer while holding a presser with a foreign leader.

    • B.P.

      “I’m really going to be in trouble.”

      He’s now admitting at press conferences that his minders are going to come down hard on him for slipping up in public. No soft-serve ice cream and Wheel of Fortune after dinner tonight, Joe! He should just start blinking S.O.S. in Morse code at his press conferences.

      • leon

        Its more likely that Dr. Jill Biden punishes him. Think of her like Nurse Ratchet.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Instead of having an actor dramatically remove his glasses before doing or saying something important, in the future the actor will remove his mask.

  47. Rebel Scum

    Randy Quaid
    @RandyRRQuaid

    I’m seriously considering running for governor. The prosecutorial corruption in California (esp Santa Barbara & the Bell scandal) is rampant; and I promise that if elected I will clean up the District Attorney Offices throughout the state.

    I guess we need a little redneck heroism.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s going to fly right into the belly of the beast and blow it up.

    • db

      I’d say as far as the CA governor’s race is concerned, the shitter’s full.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I thought he ran away to Canada or somewhere a few years ago.

    • Agent Cooper

      He crazy.

      So he’d fit right in.

  48. juris imprudent

    [sigh] And a new entry for the reading list.

    It is presented as this ethereal and objective way of making decisions, something that we can plug into everything from teaching kids to deciding who gets bail. But the name is deceptive: AI is neither artificial nor intelligent.

    AI is made from vast amounts of natural resources, fuel, and human labor. And it’s not intelligent in any kind of human intelligence way. It’s not able to discern things without extensive human training, and it has a completely different statistical logic for how meaning is made. Since the very beginning of AI back in 1956, we’ve made this terrible error, a sort of original sin of the field, to believe that minds are like computers and vice versa. We assume these things are an analog to human intelligence and nothing could be further from the truth.

    Oh, and the author’s photo is in there too – redhead, very pretty and clearly very smart.

    • leon

      Her point about it not being “Artificial” is stupid, since “Artificial” is generally anything that is created by humans. All artificial things use natural resources, fuel and human labor.

      I’ll agree that “Computational Decision Making” is probably a more precise name, but doesn’t get you the SiFi cred.

      • juris imprudent

        Language is a human creation – does that make it artificial?

      • Not Adahn

        …yes?

        Art, artifice, artisan, artificial… they all require human action.

      • juris imprudent

        Then so is reason, and science.

        Yeah, I get this, but it’s a semantic point that just rubs me a bit wrong.

      • juris imprudent

        Hell by the standard of “human action” sex is artificial.

      • leon

        Hmm. I think i would classify language as artificial. Yes we have had it for millennia, but it isn’t quite a natural resource. Though that line of thought means that i would have to consider domesticated animals as artificial, and i don’t really like that.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Hold on to your hats

    Idaho wants to make it illegal for schools to teach students how to think critically about racism

    And THAT is how you write a headline, boys and girls.

    A bill that would ban teaching critical race theory and other similar teachings in schools in Idaho is awaiting Gov. Brad Little’s signature.

    The bill, HB 377, passed in the state’s senate on Monday after passing through the house last week. It would prohibit public schools from teaching that “any sex, race, ethnicity, religion, color, or national origin is inherently superior or inferior,” which it says can be found in critical race theory.

    The bill also bans teachings that argue that people should be treated differently based on things like race or gender and that people are not responsible for past actions committed by people who share their same demographics.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    • leon

      The bill also bans teachings that argue that people should be treated differently based on things like race or gender and that people are not responsible for past actions committed by people who share their same demographics.

      I get it now. The Critical part of Critical Race theory is that you should think critically about Racisim and pick the parts you like and get rid of the parts you don’t like.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Business Insider jumped the shark years ago. Never mind that one of the founders was banned from securities trading and was a serial loser in his own investments.

      • rhywun

        That publication has been trash for years. Just absolute garbage.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Thank you. It’s always bugged me how quickly Henry Blodget was rehabilitated.

    • DEG

      A similar prohibition is attached the NH budget policy bill. This has displeased His Excellency the governor of NH. He claims he doesn’t like Critical Race Theory but thinks a) voters should go after school boards if they don’t like public schools teaching Critical Race Theory and b) there is no problem with state money being used to teach Critical Race Theory.

      • R C Dean

        He may right about (a), but there’s absolutely no reason that (b) isn’t the state’s business, and the state shouldn’t fund something the legislature doesn’t want funded.

        I can only conclude that his oppo to critical race theory is purely for show. He wants it funded, so he can’t be opposed to it.

    • Chipwooder

      I mean, “critical” is right in the name! What’s the problem??

    • kbolino

      Critical Race Theory doesn’t exist and is just a right-wing boogeyman, but if you don’t adhere to it you’re a racist bigot.

  50. Mojeaux

    To TPTB in SP’s absence, I submitted something.

    • Mojeaux

      Awwwww I’m melting of the cute.

  51. Rebel Scum

    I wonder what made him explode like this.

    Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas was recently caught badmouthing several countries, including the United States and his Arab neighbors, during a profanity-laced rant that raises new concerns about the 85-year-old leader’s deteriorating health. …

    When asked by an unidentified attendee at the Fatah political party’s April 19 meeting what his message to China is on the 100th anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party, Abbas went ballistic.

    “Fuck the c—t of China with a shoe!” Abbas screamed, according to an independent Arabic translation of his remarks provided to the Washington Free Beacon. “That good for you?”

    After pausing for a few seconds, Abbas continued yelling: “And Russia, America, and all the Arabs. What’s wrong with you? All of you go to hell!”

    • leon

      Not even that good of an insult.

      • Chipwooder

        🙁

      • leon

        The shoe. I mean i’ve heard variations of the same thing but with far more gruesome evocations. Rusty Pitchfork, etc…

      • Not Adahn

        Aren’t shoes supposed to be super-duper-icky and the ultimate insult? That’s what the media told me when one got chucked at Bush back in the day.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Showing someone over there the bottom of your shoes is a great insult apparently. I can only surmise that fucking someone with a shoe is infinitely worse.

    • Chipwooder

      I gotta give it to Abbas there – “fuck the cunt of China with a shoe” is awesome. I’m gonna start using that one.

      • leon

        I thought he was saying Count of China. Was going to say i don’t think they have a hereditary titled nobility. At least not explicitly.

      • Chipwooder

        Would “the cunt of America” be Pelosi? Comma-la? Chuckles Schumer?

    • Sean

      He had a solid start, then he lost me.

    • rhywun

      Imagine being a fly on the wall for some of Trump’s epic rants or Biden’s stream-of-consciousness blather.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      They don’t have rusty chainsaws in the Middle East?

  52. Not Adahn

    I’m kind of surprised that his hasn’t made it here:

    Your honor, I’m innocent!

    But the algorithm says you’re guilty.

    The algorithm is wrong your honor.

    Nope! Computers are infallible! Guilty!

    Repeat 736 times.

    • leon

      Computers may be infallible, but commenters are not.

      • Not Adahn
    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “Computer says no.”

    • juris imprudent

      Buttle, Tuttle?

      “We don’t make mistakes.”

  53. KromulentKristen

    Government doesn’t understand how the market works, example #8765432: they want a contractor to test a livestream on Sunday for a live event scheduled for Monday. Contractor says there will be a fee for Sunday work. Government is shocked.

    • db

      Haha, maybe they could test it on Friday.

      • KromulentKristen

        The contractor suggested testing it on Friday, but the government wasn’t comfortable testing it that far in advance. The extra $$ will have to come from the Bureau who is requesting the test and they’re all in a tizzy about paying it. LOL

      • db

        sweet

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because some moron didn’t stop to consider that it would cost more and now they’re forced to justify the extra expense which they really didn’t want to have to do. They just went from thinking they’re really smart for specifying it should happen the day before to thinking “Shit, this will cost me brownie points.”

      • KromulentKristen

        some moron didn’t stop to consider that it would cost more

        I.e. “government doesn’t understand how markets work”

      • R C Dean

        “I’m sorry, weekend work needs to be scheduled in advance, or we have to charge a late scheduling fee. If you don’t confirm until Wednesday, the fee is $1,000. Friday, its $5,000.”

      • db

        yup

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Your honor, I’m innocent!

    No one is innocent. Off with his head.

  55. Certified Public Asshat

    Am I the only one who’s still worried about social gatherings and wearing a mask outdoors even though I’m fully vaccinated??— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) April 28, 2021

    This will never end.

    • leon

      There are plenty of people with mental and anxiety issues. We just shouldn’t use their worldview as one based in either reality nor for policy making.

    • Raven Nation

      No. No it won’t.

      And now, companies like this see new ways to suck at the (Queensland) government teat. So there are already constituencies that will demand restrictions go on.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That photo…. wtf?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Maybe she should stay masked with a mouth that huge.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Would keep out the flying insects.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The clown pic? It does have a bit of a molesty vibe doesn’t it?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        More of a lunatic vibe.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Lord have mercy

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Same overly jovial eejit expressions that used to be used to flog Faceplace (of which of course I cannot find a single one).

    • Nephilium

      Nope. I’m willing to bet plastic dividers and the like will be a part of most bars for the next couple years at least at this point.

      And I’m already preferring to go to the ones that don’t have a single one in the place.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I should’ve went long on plexiglass manufacturers.

      • robc

        I figure places like grocery stores will leave them up…they spent the money on it, no point in taking them down. But restaurants and bars, ugh, I hope not.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which is interesting because all their floor markings they have ditched out here along with out signage. So they spent money on that, but people don’t follow it.

      • Nephilium

        The floor markings are still all over most of the places around here. No one has really followed them for months. Most of the places just used colored tape and the like the put the markings down though.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Achtung! Einbahnstrasse!

      • db

        No one ever followed the floor markings around here.

        Frankly, the standing in the checkout line markings are ones I wish people *would* follow. I freakin’ hate people who crowd me when I’m standing in line, always have. Sometimes when someone crowds up on me from behind I start swaying and then fake that I lost my balance and fall backwards a bit. They love that.

      • robc

        I would be fine if grocery store lanes were unidirectional and designed to discourage wrong way travel.

  56. ignoreLander

    pitcher John Cerutti, idiot Elena Kagan, another pitcher Tom Browning

    Poetry. Hats off to Sloopy this morning.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Seems like if you are really building confidence and convenience, you wouldn’t need to incentivize people.

    The floggings will continue until enthusiasm improves.

  58. Pope Jimbo

    I can’t believe that the NY Post did an entire article on smuggling finches.

    Seems like that should have been just a few tweets.

    • leon

      That old rag? I wouldn’t use it to line a birdcage.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Smuggling finches is my new favorite euphemism.

    • Sean

      I asked a Guyanese co-worker what was up with the smuggling. He laughed hysterically and promised to tell me about it later.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    The contractor suggested testing it on Friday, but the government wasn’t comfortable testing it that far in advance.

    !!!!!!!!!

    The last thing you want is time to fix any problems which might be revealed in the test.

    • KromulentKristen

      They think something will break between Friday and Monday, somehow. ?

      Depending on how long it takes, the video contractor will get their extra $, and I will get some comp time.

      • db

        To be fair, they’re from the government. They should expect most things to fail within a few days of being set up, based on their past experience.

      • UnCivilServant

        Look, I’ve gotten systems set up that have lasted for years without crashing.

      • db

        You are exceptional and will be handicapped for “equity’s” sake.

  60. Ownbestenemy

    Seeing a lot of battle-prep and pushing of vaccinated v. unvaccinated; which is the essential v. unessential all over again. I don’t see the government mandating it but slowly propagandizing its through mass/social media to its citizens to do its dirty work.

    • R C Dean

      propagandizing its through mass/social media to its citizens subjects to do its dirty work

      Let’s not kid ourselves.

      • Mojeaux

        ^^^ That.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Appropriate fix

    • Sean

      Yeah. I’m not sure how much it would affect me directly, but I’m very unhappy about the direction it takes us in.

    • KromulentKristen

      I don’t think I’ve seen a worse marketing campaign than I have with the vaccines. “Get the vaccine and nothing will change! Your life will never go back to normal no matter what! Get the vaccine!”

      • Nephilium

        Same as if big tech really wanted to push this stuff, Google Pictures would stop popping up notifications reminding me that every year (except for last year), I was able to travel around the country and take pictures in different locations.

        “Thanks Google for reminding me that I was in Vegas two years ago (and three years ago, and four years ago…). Fucking dicks.”

      • R C Dean

        Among the long list of Fauci’s bad calls on the vaccine, I would include the decision to not make the early limited supply available for max first shots, rather than requiring that it be cohorted so that vaccines were sitting in freezers for second shots while people were told there wasn’t enough for everybody who wanted one to get a first shot. Keeping in mind that the first shot, per the “science”, got you to 80% immunity, and the second shot to 95%. In the middle of a supposed crisis and a shortage, Fauci said that people should remain unprotected so that other people could get a marginal increase in protection. An excellent example, in my mind, of blinkered bureaucratic thinking.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We need a control group”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They will implement it thru business regulations. Specifically, they will give a green light to businesses to fully open for the vaccinated.

      That way they don’t have to deal with the unpopularity of implementing it directly on the average taxpayer. The businesses will do it for them in exchange for being permitted to earn a living.

      • sarcasmic

        And schools. Can’t step foot onto the premises without proof of vaccination.

      • The Wanderer

        I’m not so sure. I’ve seen a lot of businesses who don’t want to argue with customers or act as mask enforcers, so they are relieved when the local government comes up with a mask mandate. Then they can say, “If it were up to me, but the rules the rules.”

  61. limey

    I can’t come up with a clever thing to say about this one. But it’s pretty funny. Well, not funny, but bizarre. It ceased to be funny when I reads the dude could face a long time in prison for something that shouldn’t even be a crime.

    Call me a veganfaggot libtard commie if you must, but what’s so tyrannical or perverse about having minimum standards of welfare for animals, in particular how they are transported?

    • leon

      Call me a veganfaggot libtard commie if you must,

      Nahh. Just Libtard Commie will suffice.

    • UnCivilServant

      My minimum standard is that the meat arrive fresh, clean, and uncontaminated.

    • R C Dean

      I also see a legit role for limiting what plants and animals can be imported, although I’m not sure that was the problem here.

    • commodious spittoon

      What’s funny (at least to me) is that I read it as KFC, not JFK.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        There was a non-chain fried chicken restaurant next door to a cock fighting arena in Puerto Rico. Didn’t eat there but got a kick out of it.

  62. The Late P Brooks

    It’s always bugged me how quickly Henry Blodget was rehabilitated.

    “He may be a crook, but he’s our kind of crook.”

  63. The Late P Brooks

    They will implement it thru business regulations. Specifically, they will give a green light to businesses to fully open for the vaccinated.

    Something tells me the FAA will be the test bed for how tightly the ratchet can be set.

    • R C Dean

      Hmm.

      *ponders strategy to short airline stocks*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Probably

      Also, amusement parks, hotels, generally anything involving travel.

      • Nephilium

        Cedar Point has already announced they will not require masks on rides or outside, “temperature checks” aren’t going to be done, but you’ll be asked your three questions at the gate.

    • KromulentKristen

      Airlines DGAF because they’ll get their bailouts no matter what. Airlines are no different than public transport at this point – operating at a loss but supported by taxes for “public good” and “infrastructure”.

  64. Mojeaux

    I am disturbed.

    However, my brain is such a jumble I don’t know how to explain succinctly, but I must get this out.

    When I was in NC with my mom and brothers, we were all in the car together and one brother brought up the subject of masks and vaccines. He said half the people on his flight from Seattle were protesting against wearing the masks, and that it was a violation of their rights. I don’t know if “half” was an exaggeration or not. “Wear the damn mask,” he said. “You aren’t special, vaccinated or not.” Other brother agreed. Then that moved to Trump and talking about allllllll the people who voted for him being members of a cult. Other brother agreed.

    It wasn’t the subject so much as the utter contempt in their voices for … me and our mom. But they don’t know they’re contemptuous of me and our mom because neither one of us said anything. My head is always a jumble nowadays and even if I could do a proper fisking on the spot like I used to be able to do, all my sources would be dismissed as irrelevant, wrong, or part of a wacko nutjob conspiracy theory. My mom never could fisk anybody because she doesn’t pay attention to what’s really happening (e.g., she thought Biden’s infrastructure bill really meant repairing/replacing the road and bridge infrastructure). Thank heavens neither of my brothers asked if I’d been vaccinated, but I do know that “No” is a complete sentence, so that would have been that.

    In short, I feel old, worn down, hurt, and fearful of the future.

    I’m glad Glibs is here. But knowing what’s going on and watching the propaganda spreading and being helpless to change anything is getting to me.

    • leon

      Thank heavens neither of my brothers asked if I’d been vaccinated, but I do know that “No” is a complete sentence, so that would have been that.

      My family keeps asking me, and i don’t know at what point i’m going to just lie to get them to shut up.

    • db

      I hear ya, Mo. I get the same crap from my sister. I try to steer the conversation away from covid crap but she’s so focused on it she always veers in that direction. I can hear the barely disguised contempt for non covidians in her voice, and it seems like she’s a little afraid to ask me directly about it.

      I’m so sick of all this.

      • UnCivilServant

        I might just be to the point where my answer would be “I opted to have the disease instead.”

    • R C Dean

      “Wear the damn mask,” he said. “You aren’t special, vaccinated or not.”

      “So what you’re saying is, vaccinations make no difference. Which is fine, your call. Regardless, I won’t wear the mask, vaccinated or not, because you’re not special. So fuck off.”

    • R C Dean

      Then that moved to Trump and talking about allllllll the people who voted for him being members of a cult. Other brother agreed.

      “You’d think a Mormon, as a member of a religion persecuted for being a “cult”, would know better than to throw that one around.”

      Hey, they want to play dirty, fuck them.

      • Mojeaux

        I like those lines, but I can’t come up with them on the spot.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sorry

      I’ve resigned myself to writing off some friends. No family yet.

    • rhywun

      The left’s assuming that everyone just agrees with them is one of their more annoying attributes.

      • db

        Every time I have to interact with groups of my GF’s co-workers, I’m still mildly shocked to observe how closed-minded and monolithically group-think susceptible ostensibly very smart people can be. Ever since she started in grad school all the way up to today, it’s been a parade of scientists, mathematicians, software engineers, and more who uncritically parrot whatever they heard on NPR that morning.

    • Tundra

      That’s terrific! Thank you.

      • Translucent Chum

        I’m going down the rabbit hole now. This one about him trying to get a free piano is great.

      • Tundra

        Awesome.

    • leon

      Yes yes, The Democrats are hypocrites. It feels like the scene in Jurasic Park where Nedry shouts out the crime hes committing and says “Nobody cares”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Jesus, the stupidity…

      “ It’s different in a petition than it is a vote. Some people will sign twice. Some people will sign fake names. But you only get one vote. A signature gatherer gets signature in field, ballots are specifically given to each voter. Totally different, Ted.”

      • R C Dean

        You only get one signature on a petition. Some people will vote twice. Some people will vote other people’s ballots. You know there were more duplicate ballots in NV than Biden’s margin of victory, right? Mailed out ballots aren’t specifically given to each voter; they are mailed en masse, and many people didn’t get theirs, and many were mailed to people at addresses where they didn’t live any more, and many were mailed to people who aren’t eligible to vote.

      • leon

        Is that a real comment? Because it is literally the same argument about voting twice with no ID.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yep

  65. The Late P Brooks

    It wasn’t the subject so much as the utter contempt in their voices for … me and our mom.

    But they’re not the cultists, you are.