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Riven

[riv-uhn] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.* And rumor has it that she (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions. You didn't hear it from me, though.

260 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Next they’ll ban fried chicken.

    • Rebel Scum

      And collards, which are delicious, mind you.

      • Drake

        Don’t forget the watermelon – the real stuff, not the tasteless seedless crap.

      • Count Potato

        It’s kind of difficult to make a health argument against a green vegetable. Maybe claim is gateway to harder stuff like cornbread or macaroni and cheese.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Collards are best with a sizable hunk of fatback. That’s the in right there.

      • Count Potato

        Neckbone.

      • Bobarian LMD

        If they ain’t cooked in animal fat they ain’t collards, so yep.

      • Tres Cool

        I use a smoked cottage butt, onions, garlic, and of course- bacon grease.
        And since I use a pressure cooker, the ‘safety fluid’ is chicken broth.

        TRY MY GREENS!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, that sounds good.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Except peas. Peas and cauli are the exceptions that test the rule(s).

      • Count Potato

        Give peas a chance.

      • Mojeaux

        Whirled peas.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        A grandparent of mine hated peas. How can you dislike peas, one of the few green things toddlers will eat?

      • db

        Call it by name!

      • db

        The chances are good, the vegetable will respond to you.

      • ignoreLander

        Unless it’s Biden. Then he’ll leave it up to his redheaded wrecking ball.

  2. Rebel Scum

    “With these actions, the FDA will help significantly reduce youth initiation, increase the chances of smoking cessation among current smokers, and address health disparities experienced by communities of color, low-income populations, and LGBTQ+ individuals, all of whom are far more likely to use these tobacco products.”

    “Darkies, poors and homos can’t make the ‘right’ decisions so we have to make them for them.”

    • Nephilium

      Or you know… someone will (if there already isn’t one) come out with some drop/spray/addition you put in/on the cigarette to make it taste like a menthol again.

      • Surly Knott

        There was one in the mid-70s. Dinky Dau (sp?) targeted mainly (exclusively?) at weed smokers. I was a menthol smoker and liked the DD with my pot. My friends not so much ;-\ Admittedly, it was easy to overdo it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Wouldn’t take much seems like, just spray the exterior. That’s a good idea but as you say it probably already exists.

    • Count Potato

      LGBTQ+ individuals?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I don’t know where that came from. Doesn’t fit with my observations over the years.

      • Tres Cool

        We used to just call that group “Drama Club” when I was in school.

    • rhywun

      I’m still waiting for the evidence that the ciggie companies are “targeting” – in the almost complete absence of adverts or promos for decades – these unfortunates, rather than them choosing these products, oh I dunno, through word of mouth.

    • R C Dean

      They are pretty much saying they are banning menthols because they are used by poor people, gay people, and colored people, aren’t they.

    • Tres Cool

      “You show me a fat, white, woman, with a couple of mixed kids, and Ill show you a pack of Newports oe Salems within her arm’s reach.”

  3. UnCivilServant

    Fall Guys?

    Dear god, I’d forgotten about that candy-colored nightmare. How can I forget about it again?

    • Nephilium

      It’s the weekend, may I suggest alcohol?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s your solution to everything.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!

      • Tres Cool

        Work is the curse of the drinking man !

      • Not Adahn

        That solvent of such potent solvency that even the insolvent may be resolved.

      • db

        For that, I solute you, sir!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ? Cuz I’m your unknown stuntman ?

        Damn you both, Teds.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in anti-Asian hate crime

    President Joe Biden will restrict travel from India starting Tuesday on the advice of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention as India battles a deadly second wave of coronavirus infections.

    The policy will not apply to American citizens, lawful permanent residents or other exempted individuals, according to a White House official. People in those categories will still have to test negative prior to travel, quarantine if unvaccinated and retest as negative upon entering the U.S., as is required for all international travelers.

    “The policy will be implemented in light of extraordinarily high COVID-19 caseloads and multiple variants circulating in the India,” White House press secretary Jen Psaki said in a statement.

    He probably thinks they get crazy on the fire water.

    • Drake

      Wasn’t it racist a year ago when Trump shut down travel from China?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        That was different, because shutup you bigot.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s different!

    • db

      I just had it suggested to me that I might need to travel to the Philippines for work in the coming months. A few years ago, I’d have been all about it, and I’d love to visit there, but until things get back to normal, I’ll stay right here thanks. I don’t need to subject myself to any more COVID overreaction bullshit, thanks. With my luck there’d be a political situation that requires a new outbreak and a border closure to redirect the public’s attention right while I was away.

      • Drake

        Or maybe just a hot war with the Chinese Navy.

      • db

        That’s high on my “to avoid” list as well.

      • rhywun

        Same here, except the UK.

        Fuck that, I’m not going anywhere.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        +1 Subic Bay girls

  5. Rebel Scum

    This person is a liar:

    Rep. Anna V. Eskamani Hammer
    @AnnaForFlorida

    FL’s Georgia-style voter suppression bill passed & now heads to Governor’s desk. It makes it harder to vote by mail, prohibits groups from passing out water to voters & tries to limit ballot boxes.

    I’m sad but proud of the Democratic Caucus for fighting so hard. Keep fighting.

    This person is a moron:

    Going for Victory handVictory hand
    @RockinNole
    Replying to @AnnaForFlorida and @Thirst4truth8

    If the voters Rights act passes in Congress then that will negate all that right

    • J. Frank Parnell

      prohibits groups from passing out water to voters

      Was there some epidemic of people passing out from dehydration while waiting in line to vote that I just completely missed?

      I mean, I’ve voted in person a bunch of times and never once suffered dehydration, nor has anybody offered me water, but maybe that’s just my hydration privilege talking.

      • R C Dean

        To be fair, there’s a lot of people who won’t vote if they think nobody is going to give them water when they wait in line, or something.

      • rhywun

        I have noticed that a lot of people are obsessed with water. They must have it at hand at all times.

        I never got it.

      • db

        If someone handed me a bottle of anything in the voting line, I’d assume they were trying to poison me.

      • Tonio

        Apparently, yes, in Georgia. I can’t see what the deal is with the water. If you wanted to play into the hands of the people claiming voter suppression, BS like that is the best way to do so. And seriously, how can you prohibit giving water to voters waiting in line, and not people waiting in line for other things?

      • R C Dean

        how can you prohibit giving water to voters waiting in line

        Many states have laws prohibiting giving anything of value to people waiting to vote. I have no problem with such prohibitions.

      • Homple

        It is well known that the downtrodden minorities cannot afford water containers to bring along when go to polling places. But they can afford so many poisonous menthol cigarettes that such tobacco products must be prohibited, for the sake of the downtrodden minorities’ health.

  6. rhywun

    Speaking of “still playing…”

    Huh. I seem to remember playing some Gameboy Advance games on my TV through a gizmo that attached in some manner to my GameCube.

    The GameCube is long gone but I still have a collection of Gameboy cartridges in a moving bin somewhere.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      My GameCube is the only console still hooked up. Double Dash may not be the best MarioKart, but i play it anyway.

    • Tonio

      That was called an RF (for radio frequency) modulator to make it so that your game played on (usually) Channel 3. TVs back in the analog days did not have a straight video input as modern TVs do; they started having them about the same time VCRs became common, even though most VCRs had built-in RF modulators.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing to fear but fear itself?

    Biden talked of crises being opportunities, and he is working hard to see how many more trillions of dollars of government spending he can squeeze out of the Covid emergency. A Washington Post headline captured the administration’s presumptions: “Biden’s big bet: That he can remake economy with no bad side effects” such as “less incentive to work.” But the extension of bonus payments for unemployment recipients is already whipsawing the labor market as employers find no applicants. There are plenty of warning signs that inflation could be readying to rocket. It is unclear if Biden’s team assumes that federal debt can be piled up forever with no consequence or merely with no catastrophes until after the next election.

    Government’s response to kneejerk hysteria will be the death of us.

  8. Drake

    I have no idea what to believe about covid in India but I am highly skeptical. I was on the subcontinent many years ago. The news reported an outbreak of dysentery and cholera that killed a bunch of people in a nearby town. I was surprised and asked some of the locals. They just shrugged and said “happens all the time, no big deal”.

    • grrizzly

      My partner’s colleague in India just caught COVID. He has some fever, got himself an oxygen monitor. He’s young, should be fine.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I also wonder if Covid just finally hit a caste that people pay attention to.

    • BakedPenguin

      Keeping in mind with the Gellman effect, here’s some more local reporting on India COVID.

    • grrizzly

      India

      All of these graphs depict the current situation in India, straight from ourworldindata… you can present the same factual information as an emergency or as nothing particularly significant…

      • Drake

        Two deaths per million people a day? That’s it?

    • invisible finger

      Odds are the Indian government recently passed a law giving and extra pile of cash to anyone COVID diagnosis the health care system cooks up.

      You know, just like the USA.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It does align very conveniently with the ongoing Indian and South African push to seize the patents the pharma companies filed on their covid vaccines and treatments.

  9. Count Potato

    “Marilyn Manson is sued by Game of Thrones actress who claims he drugged, tortured and raped her during years of abuse when he also ‘cut her body with a Nazi knife during sex'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9530583/Marilyn-Manson-sued-Game-Thrones-actress-Esme-Bianco-claims-abuse.html

    I can totally believe Marilyn Manson would be into kinky shit, but I can’t believe that she would have stayed around for years if it was non-consensual.

    • Tres Cool

      Right? When you get involved with a dude like that, expect a wild ride.

  10. db

    Let’s keep talking about Heinlein!

    I have not read the alternate version of “The Number of the Beast.” In fact, I forgot it existed until I was reminded in the earlier thread.

    • Count Potato

      I only read one. Don’t know which one it was, or that there were two.

      I did read both versions of Stranger In A Strange Land.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I think I only read the alternate version… A college room-mate got a special version which seems it had stuff not included in the standard release?

      • db

        I was expecting this.

      • Tres Cool

        Damn your fingers. I was about to link that.

    • Animal

      If we’re going to bring up Heinlein again, can we please note that one mentioned book (that’s one of my favorites) is titled Job: a Comedy of Justice, not “Job: A Comedy of Errors“?

      • Animal

        Agh. Link broke. Edit fairy? Oh, edit fairy?

      • Tonio

        [Flutters by, fixes dog’s-breakfast of HTML, blows kisses.]

      • Animal

        You da man, Tonio.

      • DEG

        Oops. I thought db had the title right and just copied him in my rush to type something up while juggling stuff at work.

      • db

        Dammit!!! Someone noticed!

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Paperback version is $768.56!!!!!!!!

        I was looking to replace a lost copy of The Past Through Tomorrow and it’s $85.24. What is driving the price of books to the moon?

        Also, disliked “The Number of the Beast” the first time. Re-read it a while back and hated it so much that I gave my copy away. Between the constant bitching of the four principals and Lazarus Long screwing everyone’s wife I had had enough.

      • Nephilium

        Look for Mass Market paperback instead of the default paperback.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Thanks. I still have my copy but was looking for some missing favorites and ran across those entries.

        Scrolling thru Amazon I saw several titles that I had forgotten about. Many, many were between the juveniles and his later Lazarus Long stuff.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Hit post too soon.

        Stuff like Podkayne, Fifth Column, and Glory Road. Love, love, love Glory Road.

    • rhywun

      Nice racket.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of price shocks (It’s not inflation!), I was looking at shipping container prices yesterday. The price of a good-condition 20′ shipping container appears to have jumped by a third or more, in less than a year.

    I confess, I was shocked.

    • db

      I thought those prices were artificially depressed in the last few years because so little traffic was shipping back across the Pacific from North America that it was cheaper to sell them here than to ship them back for another go-around.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hoarding cycle. Everybody is afraid of shortages right now.

      • Drake

        The feds are printing $ trillions while every level of government took a sledgehammer to supply chains.

    • Urthona

      He’s white?

      • R C Dean

        Antifa is pretty much all lily-white.

    • Drake

      He looks like a guy with $12mil.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He can’t be the real Justin Bieber?

  12. db

    Re: Menthol cigarette ban: Wasn’t one of the very high profile police killings in the last few years a direct result of cigarette prohibition?

    • Urthona

      The New York one. They have sky high cigarette taxes that create a black market and the selling of loosies.

      • db

        Was he selling menthols in particular? I can’t recall.

  13. Ted S.

    I didn’t see it in either of the two previous posts’ comments, so:

    RIP Mark McCain

  14. Rebel Scum

    Are you trying to get shot? Because that’s how you get shot.

    A University of Minnesota student government member requested that classmates make life “hell” for police officers on campus.

    “Make their lives hell. Annoy the s— out of them,” said Lauren Meyers — the Chief Financial Officer of the Minnesota Student Association Executive Board — during a video conference. “Like, use up their resources, make their officers show up to something.” …

    “On April 14th, MSA’s Executive Board convened for an hour long internal brainstorming session around events happening in Brooklyn Center, where individual members were sharing their opinions,” read a statement provided to Campus Reform by MSA President Amy Ma. “The role of MSA is to advocate for students on campus, including on community safety and policing issues.”

    “Comments made by one individual included phrases like ‘make their lives hell,’ ‘annoy the shit out of them,’ and ‘use up their resources. Make their officers show up to something,’” continued the statement. “There have been allegations made about the individual advocating for illegal actions, but the individual never once said anything about false emergency calls.”

    “The comments made were not an official organizational position, and MSA has never advocated for false emergency calls,” Ma said.

    • UnCivilServant

      The revolution requires martyrs.

    • rhywun

      White girl power ✊?

  15. DEG

    I want to know everything about this. Why? Why Dark Dice? Has Goldblum ever even played an RPG before? What Balmer’s level going to be? What spells can he cast? Can I even imagine a world where someone is going to ask Jeff goddamned Goldblum to make a saving throw? I cannot, and yet here we are. Here we are.

    I’m curious what edition. D&D, 1st edition AD&D, or 2nd edition AD&D?

    From the last thread: Creosote asked about an alternative version of “Number of the Beast”. I didn’t know such a thing existed. For db about “Farnham’s Freehold”, it had some good ideas but Heinlein came off as overly preachy.

    • Not Adahn

      5e. Combat wheelchairs, “x cards” and listing your pronouns on your character sheet. And if your character is trans, it can’t be killed.

      • Bobarian LMD

        And if your character is trans, it can’t be killed.

        It can be, but first you have to caste a re-transition spell.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap] for Not Adahn.

        It can be, but first you have to caste a re-transition spell.

        Indian characters, only.

        I’d say you’d have to resurrect, then re-transition.

      • DEG

        I tapped out at “5e”.

        I was in an Arcanis campaign using the 5e rules. It was my only exposure to post-2nd edition rules. I was… unimpressed.

    • db

      I agree on the preachiness of “Farnham” and also cringed a bit at the depiction of the invaders and the whole castration thing.

      • db

        But I still enjoyed it. The traitorous son-in-law was overdone, and really hateful.

  16. DEG

    SC governor says local Covid restrictions unreasonable

    Gov. Henry McMaster said government-mandated mask wearing and other COVID-19 restrictions need to end in South Carolina, and he’s willing to do “whatever’s necessary” to put a stop to them if local officials don’t do so themselves.

    “It’s time to start getting back to normal. I’d ask the cities and counties if they have restrictions out there, to wrap it up,” he told reporters April 28 outside the Governor’s Mansion.

    “I think some of them are being unreasonable, and if they need some help in removing those restrictions, I’ll be glad to help them,” he added.

    Whether to mask up should also be a choice — not a requirement — in schools, he said, now that all employees have had the opportunity to get vaccinated on their own or through clinics that every district arranged with a local health care provider after workers became eligible March 8.

    • Tres Cool

      “…he told reporters April 28 outside the Governor’s Mansion.”

      For some reason, those words grate on me. Who the fuck is you to get a free mansion ?

      • Drake

        The Governor?

      • DEG

        Here’s a tidbit I learned during the Covid insanity.

        I thought there was no governor’s mansion in New Hampshire. I am wrong.

    • grrizzly

      Somewhat related.

      Serious libertarians are outraged that DeSantis wants to ban vaccine passports. They were not outraged when businesses were shut down last year.

      I’m having trouble figuring out where Florida @GovRonDeSantis thinks he has legal authority for his sweeping order purporting to ban private businesses from requiring proof of vaccination. Thanks @TamaraGilkes @TheEconomist for quoting me on the question

      • Gustave Lytton

        ‘A bakery should be able to allow only vaccinated people come in and demand that they bake a cake.’

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Maybe I’d give half a shit about the private businesses’ right to require vaccination if we weren’t living in a fascist country. I don’t trust that those vaccine requirements wouldn’t be made under duress.

    • Gustave Lytton

      ‘ Uncle Tim doesn’t know what it’s like to be a black man in America’.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That woman is pure filth.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re struggling with hate speech moderation because they’re making the definition of hate speech dependent on the identity of the speaker.

      I hope they choke on the problem and die.

      • Urthona

        Also because hate speech is an absurd anti-intellectual concept altogether.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The same goes for ‘Hate Crimes’ the fact that someone has or did display animus towards a particular demographic should not be at all relevant beyond demonstrating motive.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Joy Behar says Tim Scott doesn’t understand what systemic racism means

    And that Thomas guy- what the hell makes him think he knows anything about how the law should work?

  18. Count Potato

    “You might not know her name, but you’ve probably seen a her face.

    Zoë Roth, the star of “Disaster Girl,” (which definitely ranks in the unofficial meme hall of fame) sold the meme as an NFT for 180 ether this month (~half a million).”

    https://twitter.com/mariecfazio/status/1387810413690097671

    Wow.

    • R C Dean

      Because I’m on a conference call, I scrolled down the feed (don’t bother; its a lefty media circle jerk), but this caught my eye:

      No Republican should be allowed to deny systemic racism on TV without being asked to define ‘systemic’

      No one should be allowed to say systemic racism is a problem without saying which system is racist.

      • Urthona

        Systemic just means “of or relating to a system”.I’d say there’s nothing particularly racist about any of our systems and systemic racism is not a thing that actually exists.

        The one I get most often is the data that suggests black people get harsher sentences for drug crimes. I’ve not yet seen that debunked. Although this does not inherently mean the system itself is racist.

    • Animal

      I only skimmed the comments, but saw a fair amount of “blah blah blah rich people spending their money on useless crap.” I’d normally ask “why the hell do you care? They’re spending their own money.” But I also know the answer will be some variation on “but gummint should take their money and give it to me!”

      Fuck, people are continually disappointing. Except for you folks. The Glibs are responsible for what little faith I have left in mankind.

  19. Nephilium

    It’s Friday which means there will be a Zoom kicked off at 20:00 Eastern. Normal link will work, but I’m on mobile now. So I’ll drop it here as a reply when I get back to a real keyboard.

      • Nephilium

        Thanks. But I didn’t know it needed to # success like that. 🙂

        Took the hybrid bike into the bike shop. They charged me much less then the time the spent getting the metal shard that had worked its way ~2mm through my tire to give me a nice pinprick in the tube every time I road it. Also adjusted the rear derailleur and brakes for no charge (which took less time then getting the metal shard out).

        There’s a reason they’re my go to bike shop.

  20. Gender Traitor

    Apropos of nothing except a sunny day after a couple of dreary ones, I present this morning’s earbud on my way in to work (here sung by George’s Aunt Rosie): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6jUlDbWBw

    • Gender Traitor

      (earBUG)

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Earwig?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Or that thing from the Wrath of Kahn?

  21. zwak

    Just got my jab five minutes ago

    My God is the medical establishment run by morons

    • Certified Public Asshat

      That should make you feel good about the vaccine.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Oh? Do tell.

    • R C Dean

      Hey! I resemble that remark!

    • invisible finger

      And you let them jab you anyway?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Problem solver

    From John Kennedy to Ronald Reagan to Donald Trump, American presidents have taken aim at corporate America’s tax-avoidance schemes before — and mostly missed.

    Now, President Joe Biden is training the government’s sights again on the loopholes, shelters and international havens that have long allowed multinational companies to dodge taxes in ways that ordinary households cannot.

    The idea is twofold: First, to help pay for Biden’s trillions in proposed spending — for everything from roads and bridges and green energy to internet access, job training, preschool and sick leave. And second, to shift more of the federal tax load onto companies and narrow America’s vast income inequality. Affluent investors reap the biggest windfalls when after-tax corporate profits accelerate.

    ——-

    The president wants to stop companies from stashing profits in countries with low tax rates. To do so, he’s proposed a 21% minimum tax on multinationals’ foreign earnings and is urging other countries to follow suit. His plan would also rescind what the administration sees as international loopholes in Trump’s 2017 tax legislation.

    To strengthen its ability to root out tax cheating, the administration has proposed adding $80 billion to the IRS budget over a decade to bolster the agency’s underfunded enforcement team. As part of his effort to reduce America’s wealth gap, he’s also proposed raising the tax rate on long-term capital gains for Americans who earn over $1 million a year.

    Many analysts see Biden’s corporate tax plan as a gamechanger — if Congress embraces it.

    “Dude, it’s a goose, and it lays golden eggs.”

    “Awesome. Let’s kill it and eat it.”

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Penn Wharton’s analysts estimate that a 21% minimum global tax and other international provisions of Biden’s tax plan would raise $987 billion from 2022 through 2031 — nearly half as much as Biden’s overall corporate tax plan would produce. Biden would collect an additional $892 billion from the centerpiece of his plan: an increase in the overall corporate tax rate to 28% from the 21% Trump slashed it to in 2017, the Penn Wharton analysis finds.

    “It’s a terrific plan,” said Matthew Gardner, senior fellow at the left-leaning Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy. “We cannot have a sustainable corporate tax system until we solve this problem of companies shifting their intangible assets around. This plan should stop that dead.”

    Who do they think they are? They’re stealing from the government.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Trump’s alma mater? ?

      • Urthona

        And mine.

        I question the story though.

        First of all, Wharton does not have an economics program. It’s a business school. Economics is in the college of arts and sciences.

        Second, those people are not the school, but graduates who wound up in a far left leaning think that. ITEP is located near Penn and takes its graduates but it is not
        Penn.

        Third, I actually took economics at Penn and my professor would’ve called this a load of bulllshit.

      • Urthona

        *think tank

    • Hank

      Nobody’s said that since the Beastie Boys – but there sure are some people who say to themselves “rapping seems easy, let me put my rapping self on TV.”

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Rapping does require skill and talent, so does armpit farting the melody of the ‘Chicken Dance.’ Just because it requires aptitude does not mean it is worthwhile.

      • Hank

        Huh-huh, armpit farts.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    In defense of Biden’s tax plan, his Treasury Department says it would target “excess″ corporate profits — unnaturally high earnings that can result from a company’s near-monopoly power. Such companies already have so much cash available for investment that higher taxes wouldn’t dissuade them from, say, building a plant or hiring more workers, Treasury and some academic economists contend.

    Government bureaucrat: “If they’ve got money, they have to spend it, no matter what. That’s what we do.”

    • Urthona

      Isn’t Amazon intentionally not earning big profits?

    • rhywun

      unnaturally high earnings

      OFFS

      • db

        Yes; what the shit is that?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        When the government gives you too much of an advantage?

    • R C Dean

      a company’s near-monopoly power

      I could have sworn we have an entire federal agency whose job it is to prevent that.

      • invisible finger

        Just one?!

      • db

        If there’s one thing constant across the Federal Government, it’s that each program that fails has at least two other programs dedicated to the same cause that have also failed, and that none of them will be removed or reformed, but new programs will be added to compensate.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Are they trying to revive the windfall profits tax?

      My dad named his boat The Unearned Increment because he paid for it with investment income.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Isn’t Amazon intentionally not earning big profits?

    For years they have plowed it all back into chasing market share.

  26. Urthona

    Joe Manchin has announced that he does not support DC statehood, effectively killing it with or without filibuster.

    Positive note.

    • db

      Everything he announces his opposition to that is not gun control improves the chances of his trading a yes vote on gun control for some really big kickbacks.

      • Urthona

        oh you. So cynical.

        But hopefully not right.

      • db

        I fervently hope I’m not right here, too. Hopefully I’m as wrong as I was about a Heinlein title, which was pretty embarrassing.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        It is a bull market for cynicism.

    • Hank

      If he votes for DC statehood he’s voting to make himself irrelevant and subject to political retaliation for his swing-vote shenanigans.

  27. Tres Cool

    Caption contest in the comments

    “Jane’s Addiction has really let themselves go.”

    And…Im off to bed, kids. Hold the noise down.

    • BakedPenguin

      Stop! Ain’t nobody leaving… a comment.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I got caught commenting once, when I was five.

      • BakedPenguin

        Well it’s just a… simple tract.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s going to take me three days to get over y’all’s shitty puns.

      • BakedPenguin

        Well, that’s obvious.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    SCIENCE!

    Traveling this summer? Don’t forget your mask.

    The Transportation Security Administration on Friday extended a federal requirement that travelers on buses, trains, commercial flights and at airports wear face masks. The requirement was set to expire on May 11 and will now be in effect through Sept. 13.

    ——-

    Airlines have required passengers wear masks for much of the past year as Covid-19 continued to spread but labor unions have pushed the Biden administration for a federal mask mandate to back up cabin crews tasked with enforcing the rules. Carriers have banned more than 2,000 passengers for failing to follow mask requirements.

    Airlines for America, an industry group that represents most large U.S. carriers, applauded the extension of the mask requirement and said that the “federal face covering mandate has significantly strengthened our flight crews’ ability to enforce these requirements onboard.”

    The Federal Aviation Administration in January unveiled a “zero tolerance” policy for unruly travelers after a spike in incidents, many of them involving in travelers who refused to wear masks.

    “Mask compliance is key to confidence in air travel as we climb towards recovery, which includes international travel,” Sara Nelson, international president of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, the labor union that represents cabin crews at United, Spirit and more than a dozen airlines, said in a statement after the decision.

    “We also have a responsibility to make sure aviation isn’t contributing to the spread of the virus or any variants. We applaud Administrator Pekoske and the Biden Administration for taking action that ensures we can build back better,” Nelson said.

    Look for the union label.

    • Animal

      Masking in the Mat-Su Borough appears (based on my scientific, wild-ass guess) to be less than 25%.

      • Tonio

        OMG, that sounds like paradise. No “Karening,” either, right?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Isnt that arbitrarily extending Biden’s EO on masks?

    • grrizzly

      100 days, not forever.

      • DEG

        Two weeks to flatten the curve.

  29. LCDR_Fish

    Catching up on old SF paperbacks as I posted yesterday with “Lathe of Heaven”. Just started “Budrys’ Inferno” today. Not too bad so far – but before picking this up I don’t think I’d ever seen this author’s name…much less read anything.

    • R C Dean

      I seem to recall that LeGuin was involved in some seriously weird and offputting stuff. Can’t recall details, except I think it involved child sexual abuse. Going off a very old and foggy memory, could be completely wrong.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I think that was Marion Zimmer Bradley. There were a few big articles posted at TOS a few years ago (maybe just in links from someone here).

  30. Animal

    Just got a photo from the oldest offspring. Her daughter is on a tour of the U of IA campus, where she starts this fall on a full-ride, tuition, room and board academic scholarship for the pre-med program.

    That’s not the amazing part. The amazing part is that I’m old enough to have a grandchild going to college.

    College.

    When the hell did that happen? (Get off my lawn!)

  31. LCDR_Fish

    I’d consider myself fairly informed, but I’d never heard of the Lag B’Omer before…although from some minor research, its origin is apparently “post-Biblical” which probably explains some things. Still thought I would have heard about it somewhere.

    On the 34th day – Lag B’Omer – the restrictions end and the day becomes one of the most festive in the Jewish calendar. Weddings are held, as Lag B’Omer is considered an auspicious day to get married; in observant communities three-year-old boys have their first haircut (known as an upsherin); and people come together to sing, dance and hold parties (and in some places street parades, including a huge one in New York).

    Is this called something else in the US?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Never heard of it but 44’s a lot of dead folks. RIP.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    About half of U.S. adults are at least partially vaccinated, according to federal data. Airline executives have reported higher bookings since vaccines have rolled out and more tourist attractions reopen.

    Those bookings should be cancelled.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      About half of U.S. adults are at least partially vaccinated,

      Even if there’s only a 1% serious long term side effect rate for these shots, that’s a million Americans with long term side effects. We had better hope these shots are safe in the long term.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        MY nightmare scenario (and it actually does keep me awake at night) is that 1% of the population ends up with ALS- or MS-like symptoms from these shots. On a planet with 8 billion souls, that’s eighty million people who’ll get MS or Lou Gehrig’s Disease who otherwise wouldn’t have. If you think the ‘Vid’s straining global medical resources, have I got an “interesting times” scenario for you . . .

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Are they trying to revive the windfall profits tax?

    “That’s one for you, nineteen for me.

    Should five per cent appear too small, be thankful I don’t take it all.”

    • Tonio

      Nothing more hilarious than socialists whining about high taxes.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing more hilarious than socialists whining about high taxes.

    “But I’m no grubby shopkeeper. I’m an ARTISTE!”

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Ruh-roh! What’s this about a google-vs-roku tiff?

    Will my youtube channel have been disappeared when I look later?

  36. Tonio

    Little toy robot helicopter drone on Mars flies longer and harder than before.

    Next: NASA to see if the wee, plucky craft can perform recon ops in support of rover.

    Note that this was a technology demonstration program and that just getting off the ground, achieving controlled flight, and landing safely were the big mission objectives. But NASA has learned to undersell and over-deliver

    • Ownbestenemy

      Excellent.

    • R C Dean

      Please tell me it has the cutest little chaingun you ever saw.

      You know, just in case.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        No, but they were able to get some adorable .275″ rockets on there.

      • Tonio

        Those of us who follow NASA’s (robotic) Mars Exploration Program have noted the large number of “dust devil” videos the rovers relay back to earth. While surface-level atmospheric observations are important, these videos are effectively looking for movement in the camera’s field of view. Thus we can look for little green men without saying we’re looking for little green men.

        [Closes face shield on “Captain Video” space helmet, raises Buck Rogers raygun to defensive position.]

  37. westernsloper

    Acting FDA Commissioner Janet Woodcock

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Is that the one dude that dresses like a chick?

      • Tonio

        Srsly? You couldn’t link to this?

        Turn in your Glibs card, sir!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Dresses like? Is, you bigot (never you mind the Y chromosome though).

    • Hank

      “Medicine is hard, which is more than I can say about Ken.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Aaaaaaand…you have to have your mask on even between bites of food or sips of water

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Infra dig. Just go without.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        And that’s idiotic, recirculated air with the same pathogens in them for hours and it matters for the five minutes you’re eating? Get the fuck outta here!

    • Tonio

      “If only you yokels would mask up and get vaccinated, we wouldn’t have to keep extending this.”

    • Rebel Scum

      I do not participate in that particular religious practice.

    • rhywun

      Masks required through 9/13 now.

      Which year? Because I know it won’t be the current one.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        September, 2113, unless you’re lottery lucky you won’t have to worry about it though.

      • grrizzly

        Yep, I actually took it as something positive: the public transit mask mandate is apparently not permanent yet.

      • rhywun

        I hope my minimally-compliant (and more importantly, hopefully breathable) one arrives before I have to start commuting again.

    • Nephilium

      /checks dates of Viva

      Fuck… that’ll hit us on the way out at least.

  38. Rebel Scum

    I am trying to decide if the term “fully vaccinated” (especially for a type of virus that mutates constantly…) is as or more retarded than “full semi-automatic”.

    • Sean

      None of them are “fully vaccinated.”

      They haven’t gotten their booster shot yet, due before the end of this year.

      Then they’ll need next year’s variant booster, then the next years, and the next.

  39. Count Potato

    “Americans bought a record number of firearms last year. An estimated 5 million people bought their first-ever gun. Black Americans saw the highest increase in new gun owners of any demographic, with gun ownership in the group up by 58.2%.”

    https://twitter.com/naaganational/status/1388161281270718464

    “The National African American Gun Assoc. exists to gather & cultivate a nationwide community of informed, trained, and skilled African American firearms owners.”

    Are white people allowed to say NAAGA?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Oohhh— the answer we were looking for was ‘naggers.’

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Are white people allowed to say NAAGA?

      Are white people allowed to join?! The NRA should be partnering with and dumping money into expanding organizations like this.

    • Plinker762

      NAAGA please

  40. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Just don’t fuck it up, watch your pronunciation and whatnot, and you’ll be fine. Maybe don’t try to say it after a couple of drinks…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Reply to Count.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Let’s hook up Belushi and Farley’s funny corpses to a turbine and we’ll save the planet. Man, fuck SNL!

    • rhywun

      LOLFFS

      Miley Cyrus has also been blasted for signing up to perform on Musk’s episode after some fans claimed online that he’s “destroying the planet” and doesn’t like women

      Bigoted much, some Miley Cyrus fans?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I thought Teslas were environmentally friendly. I just can’t keep up anymore.

      • rhywun

        I can. He’s a wrongthinker. That’s all this is. All the other handwaving is bullshit.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        As it turns out, she is not a fan of African-Americans.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Must not like Dave Matthews either.

      • The Hyperbole

        Not liking Dave Matthews is a perfectly fine opinion to hold.

  41. Mojeaux

    @Yusef, I saw a piece on my local n00z about the largest disc golf tournament in the world, relatively close to my area (Emporia, KS).

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’m watching yesterday’s round right now. Very difficult course, but Emporia is a disc golf mecca.

      • Mojeaux

        I did not know that!

  42. Nephilium

    Well all. It was nice knowing all of you nice folks, this was the scene in downtown Cleveland last night. The girlfriend and I are headed downtown (not to the main event, but around the area) tomorrow. I’m sure we’ll be dead of the ‘vid by Sunday morning.

    • DEG

      Too many face diapers.

  43. westernsloper

    I am weak and pathetic. I ordered a pizza. I have entered delicious self loathing.

    • l0b0t

      Ugh… Don’t feel so bad; I just ate 2 Big Macs and a large French fries.

      • The Hyperbole

        I had a Rueben and fries for a late lunch along with 4-5 Stroh and now I’m considering some fried chicken and Miller High Life, Glibfat strong!

    • egould310

      We’re walking down to get pizza tonight, too. Good pizza. It takes 40 minutes to an hour till it’s ready, though. Thank god there’s a good bar next door so We can get cocktails while we wait.

  44. LCDR_Fish

    Nice thing about going to the gym on a Friday afternoon – no waits for any of the benches ;p

    Trying to figure out why weight is staying so steady when this is the first time (the past 2 months) I’ve been able to work out regularly 4-5 days a week with no issues at all. Hoping it’s just the fat to muscle transition…but who knows. I’m pretty certain my diet has been improving overall – and has been staying pretty dang consistent in terms of calories – lower in some bits even though I sometimes do a little extra on the weekends when I break my routine.