¡Martes por la tarde! ,Enlaces Mexicanos!

by | May 25, 2021 | Daily Links | 217 comments

Sweep the leg, cuck.

After watching a few episodes of Cobra Kai season 3, I am beginning to think if there was ever a time America needed John Kreese, now more than ever, is that time.

Take that as you will.

 

That’s interesting.  Indeed thats very interesting given they are still testing COVID vaccines there so they can’t really credit mass vaccinations.

Meanwhile…in Argentina.

For the gamblers among us.

Somehow, this got interesting.

Mexico buys half an oil refinery.

Nobody at CNN wanted to venture a guess before writing this headline?

Within hours, several hundred Cuban artists and students staged a rare sit-in protest outside the Cuban Ministry of Culture and some of the island’s best known cultural figures voiced their support for Otero Alcántara and greater freedom of expression.
Cuban officials quickly released Otero Alcántara and claimed he was part of a US “soft coup” against the island.

Seems to defeat the purpose of a cryptocurrency but what do I know?

 

Good tune, but does everything have to be black and white now?

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217 Comments

  1. Surly Knott

    Where is everybody?
    Oh, stuck on the front page GIF?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      That’s up there with that other gif that makes an appearance here from time to time. You know, the thing.

      • Tonio

        Nuestra Dama de las Langostas?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        That’s a good one too, but no, the other one. They look like 2 Russian strippers putting a ribbon on a 3rd stripper’s butt.

      • limey

        I like that one. They look British to me. It’s in the wink. Perhaps that’s just wishful thinking.

      • DEG

        Some time ago, I did a little digging and found the original video.

        It was a Dutch contest.

      • DEG

        FOUND IT!

        On YouTube.

        It’s age restricted, but you can view it through NSFW youtube.

        I think the winner is Cynthia Cremer.

    • slumbrew

      I confess I zoned out for a couple of minutes, just staring at that.

      • Chafed

        You mean the best couple of minutes in your day?

      • slumbrew

        So far, yep.

      • juris imprudent

        Work doesn’t compete with that.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      There goes the family friendly rating if that’s still a thing.

    • Animal

      It’s mesmerizing.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Better than Hypno-Toad

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        NOTHING IS BETTER THAN HYPNO-TOAD.
        ALL HAIL HYPNO-TOAD!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Judas Priest. The lot of you…

      Volleyball

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I’d love to see the audition tapes for that ad.

      • slumbrew

        There are a number of sites that feature short documentaries about such things.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Sounds like I’ll have to go “do the work”.

    • Tundra

      I love volleyball.

      • slumbrew

        Apparently I do too.

    • straffinrun

      Yep. Only thing better would be if she bent her middle finger upward.

    • Lackadaisical

      *rushes to check front page*

      Many thanks for the tip, she really have it to get, huh?

  2. The Late P Brooks

    “soft coup”

    Does that make anti-fa fluffers?

    • Rebel Scum

      The Skinemax of coup d’état?

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SLAPASS!

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Horizontal milling operation on the micro-lathe was a success.

    • Urthona

      hawt

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We really don’t want to hear about your sex life.

      • Sean

        It’s been a slow day, maybe we do…

      • Sean

        L O L

    • limey

      *thumbs up*

      I’ve tried that before, with varying results, but I don’t even have an angle plate or anything, so the workholding was cobbled together on the cross slide every time. I also would benefit from a better collet chuck than the one I have which is shop made and doesn’t have a complete set of collets with it.

      • slumbrew

        All I could hear reading that was

        Let me walk you through the Donnelly nut spacing and crack system rim-riding rip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats, and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps, and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of one half meter from the damper crown to the spurve plinths. How? Well, we bolster twelve husk nuts to each girldle-jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch-hamplers. Then, pin-flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden-apexes of the jim-joist.

    • zwak

      Hell, my lathe is so old that I have a milling attachment for it and MT2 collets.

      I can make small cuts.

  5. Urthona

    it appears those women are being blocked from entry by Trump’s wall. this is not what i expected.

    • Tonio

      Ahem.

      Female-presenting persons.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Shiny object

    [EF sprinkles magic HTML dust, flutters off]

    • kinnath

      oops

    • Rebel Scum

      404

  7. The Late P Brooks

    What the fuck now?

    Shiny object for the press to fixate on.

    • Tonio

      I suspect they know very well that she’s a sideshow, but covering her serves their ends. They’re trying to generate outrage to distract the public from their role in covering up the origins of the Wu-Flu. Secondarily, they’re carrying water for their little darling AOC who feels actually, physically threatened by MTG.

    • wdalasio

      At least she’s worth fixating on. Maybe they can fixate on her in skimpy little outfits.

    • limey

      When I long tap on that the link is something like topcreditcardreviews.com or something. Has it been usurped by the marauding spam squirrels?

    • zwak

      How much would you pay to see a boxing match between her and AOX?

  8. Rebel Scum

    Argentina starts new lockdown as cases soar

    So you are saying that they turned up to the pcr test magnification.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s onset of winter down there so another wave is plausible.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Thanks, Edit fairy!

  10. Rebel Scum

    One of Cuba’s most rebellious dissidents has spent more than ten days in a closely guarded hospital in Havana but it’s not clear what, if anything, he is being treated for.

    Artist and activist Luis Manuel Otero Alcántara was on day eight of a hunger strike protesting what he said was a campaign of Cuban government harassment against him when, before dawn, health officials transported him to a government hospital.

    Manuel Alcantara Did not kill himself.

    • limey

      I’d been calling him suede my entire life before I realized there was a difference.

  11. Tonio

    I thought the soft coup was the spanking in the feed illo.

    • limey

      She could do with a workout to tone those glutes. A little too much ripple in the jiggle.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Save us from Tacky Orange Man, Joe Biden!

    President Biden announced his intention Tuesday afternoon to appoint four new members to the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts, the body that oversees design and architecture of federal buildings in Washington, D.C. Their positions are appointed by the president and do not need to be confirmed by the U.S. Senate.

    The four intended appointees are meant to replace four commissioners who had been installed by former President Donald Trump, and who helped shape a controversial executive order intended to promote neoclassical architecture as the official style for federal buildings in Washington and at new federal courthouses elsewhere.

    A White House official told NPR: “President Biden is proud to nominate this extremely qualified and well-respected group of professionals to the Commission on Fine Arts. They will bring to the commission a diversity of background and experience, as well as a range of aesthetic viewpoints.”

    What a relief. Now we can get truly authentic American buildings.

    • slumbrew

      Looking forward to the new Brutalist MiniLove building, meant to evoke Kamala servicing Willie Brown.

      • Tonio

        At least brutalism is cheap. We don’t need to build temples and palaces for file clerks.

      • slumbrew

        At least brutalism is cheap.

        Not when government contractors do it. It’ll be expensive _and_ ugly.

        There’s a middle ground between “ass-ugly” and “temples and palaces”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Hah hah hah… oh if only it were. Leaving aside the jacked up price, there’s ongoing maintenance and renovation work to try and polish the turd into something workable.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Not as cheap as a Temper Tent. If its good enough for the front, its good enough for a patent clerk.

      • zwak

        You apparently went to a different college.

      • The Hyperbole

        Brutalist and minimalist architecture gets a bad rap. Done well it can be just as impressive as any other style. The problem is if it’s done poorly it’s very obviously bad. Classical and many other styles “hide” their poorly done designs, mostly because people don’t know any better and the familiar is soothing. “oh look columns and arches and pediments that must be good.” Look at all the McMansions of the last decade or three, shit designs but they look like what uneducated hillbillies (but I repeat myself) “think” is good architecture and thus it is.

      • l0b0t

        +1 God-awful Beverly Hills Bel-Air Clampett abode.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Brutalist Redux

    • Animal

      *Checks Give-A-Shit-O-Meter*

      *Give-A-Shit-O-Meter registers zero*

    • Gustave Lytton

      a range of aesthetic viewpoints.

      We have both kinds of architecture- Stalinist and Brutalist!

    • Sean

      They’ll all be penis shaped.

      And female penis shaped, for inclusiveness.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Now we can get more fed buildings that look like parking garages with windows. Fucking hooray.

      • R C Dean

        “At least the ugly goes clear to the bone.”

    • wdalasio

      I honestly don’t get how anyone can like Brutalist architecture. It’s some of the most godawful ugly stuff imaginable. And, no, it isn’t particularly practical. If anyone here remembers visiting Independence Mall (Phila) before they rehabbed it, it was one of the most miserable locations imaginable. In the summer, when a park would be an ideal place to venture, the gigantic concrete monstrosity made the entire area a sweltering misery.

      Don’t want Neo-Classical? Fine. I’d be shocked if a competent developer couldn’t figure out how to put up cookie cutter buildings (in different cities) in Federalist or Georgian style. At least it would be pleasant to look at.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Mo likes at least some Brutalism IIRC.)

        Re your second graf, see Chesapeake Energy buildings in OKC.

      • wdalasio

        Now, you see, that looks civilized. It looks impressive without feeling like it’s some giant block just put there to crush you.

      • rhywun

        The pics I found, it looks like a college campus.

        I expect we’ll now get more of this. You know, because it’s edgy and stuff.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, umm.. when will they complete construction?

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Oh goodie. Another Rock ‘n Roll Museum/Hall of Fame.

      • zwak

        So, the college was renowned for being one of the better architecture schools, and every year for the junior design course the serious arch students were assigned to remake that building, as it was a state-designed brutalist nightmare. Freezing in winter, boiling in summer, the profs hated the fucking thing and used it as an example of bad design.

        Here is an internal shot. Showing how bad the sixties could get.
        https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HE7iGsmsnl0/VPS2ZSlhQHI/AAAAAAAAAU4/y-8h9IJn5gY/s1600/IMG_6073.JPG

        And the exterior
        https://content-calpoly-edu.s3.amazonaws.com/caed/1/current/images/CAED%20hero%20building_690x325.jpg

    • Rat on a train

      Thankfully, in time for the FBI to replace the Hoover building with something worse.

      • juris imprudent

        67 story Comey complex.

    • rhywun

      I love that federal buildings that look like federal buildings is “controversial”. Never change, NPR.

    • BakedPenguin

      …the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts, the body that oversees design and architecture of federal buildings in Washington, D.C.

      Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Brutalist. Hmm…Brutalist.

      • BakedPenguin

        Oops. Refresh prior to posting.

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Now Do Hillary Post 2016

    Most Republicans believe that Donald Trump is still the rightful president and that the results of the 2020 election were tarnished by illegal voting, according to a new Reuters-Ipsos poll released on Tuesday.

    The survey found that just over half of Republicans — 53 percent — think that Trump remains the “true president,” despite losing to President Biden last year by roughly 7 million votes nationally. Even more — 61 percent — believe either strongly or somewhat that the 2020 election was “stolen” from the former president.

    Comments from the Nutbars:

    “After “they” helped Russia to install Trump they were giddy w/pleasure because nothing is …

    …. sweeter than a liberal’s tears and besides Hillary was d**e b***h with a liberal
    agenda I have one now an ex friend who was so jazzed up that “they” stopped Hillary
    he could not or would not understand the hell on earth that was released with Trump
    being POTUS.

    BTW getting your news from Fox is like getting your dinner from an outhouse.”

    “what can be expected

    from treasonous, seditious traitor to our democracy. TO HELL with ALL of them. I have a peace sign on my hat. I was in line at my store of record, this pig saw it and chuckled and mumbled to his young friend. I met his eyes and all I saw was hate. I said I believe in peace, but if it’s a war you want, a war you get. His eyes dropped from mine his friend turned away and I turned my back on the GD cowards. Both POS in my book.

    I got an approving smile from the person in front of me. I am not afraid of these clowns, won’t ever be.”

    • slumbrew

      I said I believe in peace, but if it’s a war you want, a war you get. His eyes dropped from mine his friend turned away and I turned my back on the GD cowards.

      “And afterwards I called my girlfriend. She lives in Canada, which is why you haven’t met her, but she’s a totally hot lingerie model”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’ll take Things that didn’t happen for a thousand.

    • Animal

      …but if it’s a war you want, a war you get.

      Yeah, cupcake, that’s not going to work out like you think it will.

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t put too much faith in those polls. Filing lawsuits against election audits and calling election safeguards racist should change those Republicans’ minds.

    • R C Dean

      despite losing to President Biden last year by roughly 7 million votes nationally

      Nice narrative management.

      Wasn’t the margin that matters somewhere closer to 30,000 votes in a handful of swing states?

      • Tonio

        Forget it, Scruffy; it’s DU…

      • prolefeed

        It was about 40k votes spread out over 3 states.

        To put that in perspective, 80 counties in Texas had more residents than that 40k vote magin.

  14. Rebel Scum

    ///HePersisted.

    Hillary Clinton
    @HillaryClinton

    To John Lewis, the effects of the protests following George Floyd’s murder were clear.

    “People will never, ever forget what happened and how it happened,” he said. ”And it is my hope that we are on our way to greater change.”

    That’s my hope too. Don’t stop pushing.

    • R C Dean

      People will never, ever forget what happened and how it happened

      I certainly won’t, but not the way he means.

    • rhywun

      Now explain the line that leads from George Floyd to the radical Marxism the people who jumped on his corpse are demanding.

      • Surly Knott

        The opiate of the masses.

  15. Chafed

    No complaints about the thumbnail MS. In fact, it may be the world’s greatest thumbnail.

    • slumbrew

      It gets my vote.

      • slumbrew

        That was the best of the Hardee’s ads, before they decided that having sexy, funny commercials that people liked was wrong.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        You mean Carl’s Jr?

      • slumbrew

        Whichever you like – we have neither in the Northeast.

      • DEG

        They used to be in Pennsylvania and New York.

        /checks Hardees website and Google maps

        Looks like still in Pennsylvania, but not in New York.

      • DEG

        Well, I have danced to some strange stuff.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Hearing “Hardee’s” always makes me think of that silly song (my people know it as Carl’s).

      • DEG

        Ahhh, I see.

        I never knew about Carl’s until my 30s I think. In my travels around the country, I had never seen one.

        Hardees existed in my part of Pennsylvania, but they slowly started disappearing when I was in high school. The closest one in PA to where I grew up is about an hour drive.

      • Chafed

        Tomato, tomahto

    • Tonio

      Technically, it’s an animated GIF. A thumbnail is just a really small version of an image; the avatars here are sized down to thumbnail size.

      • Chafed

        I’d like the full length movie but I’ll take what MS is offering.

      • straffinrun

        Technically “technically” is another way of saying “axchually”.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Gunshots of peace and love.

    BREAKING: shots appear to have been fired at George Floyd Square. Quiet now. People still sheltering in place.

    We heard a few dozens sounds of what appear to have been shots fired on this block. Everyone sheltered in place. Lots of running. No apparent need for medics. Will update.

    From our vantage point we see one broken window, apparently from one of the shots fired. Consensus among reporters here at George Floyd Square was that we heard anywhere between a dozen and two dozen shots fired.

    • Chafed

      Reality is putting The Babylon Bee to the test.

  17. DEG

    One of Cuba’s most rebellious dissidents has spent more than ten days in a closely guarded hospital in Havana but it’s not clear what, if anything, he is being treated for.

    He’s being treated for wrongthought.

  18. PutridMeat

    “does everything have to be black and white now?”

    Yes

    • Chafed

      That’s incredibly sad.

      • R C Dean

        I dunno.

        We can usually turn a healthy newborn for $10-15K in the secondary market.

      • slumbrew

        Shitlord confirmed ???

      • Pope Jimbo

        Officers were able to locate the teenage girl, who turned out to be the baby girl’s mother. Both the mother and baby were taken to the hospital for further treatment.

        I’m sure the part of the story that makes you sad is how the journalo keeps using shitlord language like “mother” and “baby”! No wonder the birthing person is so depressed when she lives in a time and place where people feel free to assume your gender just because you are toting a “recently birthed person”.

      • Chafed

        I love to shitlord as much as the next guy. I just can’t get past a 14 year old giving birth and her first thought appears to be she has got to give the baby away. I don’t know what’s going on in her home and I very much doubt I want too.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Listen, Jack. I’m the healthiest president ever. I mean, how many pushups can you even do?

    White House press secretary Jen Psaki discussed Biden’s physical health on Monday after a reporter asked her about the president’s Peloton exercise bike. (The New York Times reported in January that Biden’s Peloton might not make it into the White House, as it posed a possible cybersecurity risk.)

    Psaki did not reveal if Biden still uses the exercise bike at the White House.

    “I will say I have nothing to read out on the president’s private exercise routine,” she replied. “I can tell you, having traveled with him a fair amount, sometimes he’s hard to keep up with.”

    The Washington Post reported Monday that Biden had built-in routines that include a daily morning workout and sometimes has meetings with his personal trainer. The report also notes that Biden has an affinity for chocolate chip cookies, orange Gatorade, and Coke Zero.

    How relatable…

    • Sean

      That electric truck debacle left the news pretty quick, eh?

    • Animal

      The report also notes that Biden has an affinity for chocolate chip cookies, orange Gatorade, Donepezil and Coke Zero.

      Edited for accuracy.

    • The Other Kevin

      When I watch people sweating it out on those Peloton commercials, the first person it reminds me of is Joe Biden.

      You would think the white house would have a place for him to hang his laundry, and he wouldn’t have to bring his own exercise equipment for that.

    • R C Dean

      meetings with his personal trainer

      Because that’s what you do with your personal trainer – meet with them. You know, sit down, maybe have some coffee, shoot the shit.

      sometimes he’s hard to keep up with

      I’m sure he can be evasive and put on some unexpected speed when he spots a girl with unsniffed hair.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It isn’t the speed that make it hard to keep up with him, it is his unpredictability.

        Like toddlers, you can’t figure out any rhyme or reason for what they are doing and that makes it seem even more tiring. Joe will just drop a signing pen and rush off in a completely different direction. Know one knows what is next.

    • Tonio

      It is quite possible that he’s physically fit, but non compos mentis.

      • R C Dean

        Jen would have to be quite the sluggard to have a hard time keeping up with any 80 year old man.

      • Tonio

        She’s a lizard person. The skin suit slows them down.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      He’s definitely hard to keep up with when he’s spouting gibberish.

    • BakedPenguin

      …sometimes he’s hard to keep up with.

      Sure he is, wandering around like he does.

      • db

        I have a friend who works at a nursing home for dementia patients; she has a hard time keeping up with them too, when they get the idea in mind that they need to be at a work meeting or go to dinner with a friend or, maybe give a press conference.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Coke Zero and not Diet Coke, because that was Trump’s drink.

      Why don’t I believe that a nearly 80 year old’s favorite soda is one that came out barely a decade ago and was reformulated four years ago.

  20. Shpip

    Some good advice for those of you who are traveling south of the border.

    TW: Twatter

    • Chafed

      Kudos to the driver.

      • slumbrew

        Good job not over-correcting into the tree during a stressful moment.

      • Chafed

        His enormous balls prevented him from oversteering.

    • Animal

      I love a happy ending.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Needs pinball machine sounds added to it.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Interesting: ‘The Narrative’ and the Forgotten Voyage that Changed the Course of the Revolutionary War

    The term “information warfare” may not have been coined in 1775, but America’s Founding Fathers absolutely understood the importance of controlling the narrative. When the smoke and chaos cleared on that fateful, bloody morning of April 19, 1775, the politically-savvy Patriot leaders immediately realized the all-important question of “Who fired first?” on Lexington Green would forever distinguish for the world between the aggressors and defenders in the American Revolution.

    Refusing to sit back and allow the occupying British forces to control the narrative, the Provincial Congress formed a committee within days, including Marblehead merchant and future congressman and vice president, Elbridge Gerry, to gather depositions to convey to London the American version of events at Lexington and Concord. Compiling the accounts was only half the battle, though. They knew they must get their version of events across the Atlantic before British commander General Thomas Gage’s.

    • creech

      The propaganda effort worked. During the Revolution, there were more people in England who backed independence for the American colonies than there were people in the colonies fighting for it.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Haven’t these people suffered enough?

    WASHINGTON (AP) — The anniversary of George Floyd’s death was supposed to be a milestone moment, a time to mark passage of legislation to “root out systemic racism” in the criminal justice system, in the words of President Joe Biden. Instead, Floyd’s family visited Washington on Tuesday to mourn with Biden and prod Congress to act as they commemorate the loss of their brother, father and son one year ago.

    Later, family members spent an hour with Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris at the White House.

    • Fourscore

      The Family could have spent the day at the Mexican border, handing out food to those in need. Had George Floyd chosen that route in turning his life around he would be alive, in all likelihood.

      He’d also have been closer to his recreational source.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m looking forward to the “Where are they now?” program on the Floyd family in 20 years.

        I know that $27M won’t bring George back, but I have a feeling that the money may lead to a bit of family turmoil when they divvy it up.

      • Chafed

        I expect them to be like most lottery winners. In about 2 years the money will be gone.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    The list of 24 demands that must be met before the locals will allow George Floyd Square to open up again.

    There are actually a half dozen or so decent ideas in there. The problem is that they are swamped in the craziness, grift and impossibilities.

    In addition to the demands, there is also a healthy list of things that the taxpayers should fund. My personal favorite is $9M or so to fund the Bryant Neighborhood Association. I like it because the $9M will go to buy a new office and:

    Total Operations: $8,000,000 (10 years)
    Personnel: $300,000 (annual cost))
    ● Executive Director
    ● Other employees as needed

    So someone is doing their best to set themselves up with some nice digs and a $300K/yr job.

    • kinnath

      Tanks and water hoses.

      Time to clear the streets.

      • kinnath

        I was thinking about the ’60s. But, I suppose that might work too.

      • Animal

        At this point I honestly wouldn’t shed a tear if someone decided it was time to fix bayonets and sort some shit out.

      • Tulip

        I would. I don’t want the government to treat people that way. I disagree with the protesters, but just marching doesn’t change anything. So, they’re trying new tactics.

      • Pope Jimbo

        What about the people that live there? Don’t they deserve some basic protections from the mob that has occupied the area?

        At least two people have been shot in the area and not gotten immediate treatment because EMS crews couldn’t reach the victim because of the protesters*.

        *In once case, the protesters claim it was the cops that prevented the EMS crew from reaching the victim. I don’t have enough facts to know what the truth is.

      • Tulip

        Can’t that happen without fix bayonets? Go in and arrest, but going in determined to do violence regardless isn’t the same, which is what fix bayonets sounds like. It’s likely there will be violence, because of how the protesters respond, but that’s different than charging in to bust heads.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sorry Tulip. I misunderstood.

        I thought you were advocating for leaving the square and protesters alone. It was from that that I pleaded for the rights of the poor bastards who are trapped down there.

        I wouldn’t go in with fixed bayonets either. I would go in with equipment to clear the roads and enough paddy wagons to cart off any trouble makers.

      • slumbrew

        paddy wagons

        That’s Not OK!

      • Animal

        I didn’t say government should do it.

      • R C Dean

        So, they’re trying new tactics.

        Some tactics are unacceptable. Looting, burning, assaulting.

        I would even say going to people’s homes to protest, especially at night, should not be tolerated.

        Is our system busted, with what was supposed to be a government responsive to the citizenry displaced by a government of unaccountable bureaucrats answering to ologarch masters. What the BLMers and antifa are doing isn’t going to change that, other than perhaps getting a few more people admitted to the oligarchy, or bringing the whole thing down in a pile of flaming rubble.

        Maybe flaming rubble is the cleansing fire we need, but I’m not there yet.

      • straffinrun

        I don’t want the government doing that either. Let 2A do what it’s intended for.

      • db

        I’d say if you can prove residency in the area (property ownership, rent bill, utility bill), here’s your shotgun, case of ammo, and some smoke grenades and zip ties.

      • Animal

        This is more what I had in mind. Forget “National Guard at Kent State” and think “Roof Koreans.” I figure at some point people who live on those areas will have had enough.

      • Gender Traitor

        Can’t wait to see that dance video!

      • UnCivilServant

        You really need to see the Type 59s spinning on their turrets.

      • wdalasio

        Better yet. Build a damned wall! You want to hold “George Floyd Square”? Fine. Stay there. If you’re a resident who wants out, we’ll set you up somewhere else when you leave. Otherwise, it’s blocked off.

      • R C Dean

        we’ll set you up somewhere else when you leave

        Who’s this “we”? I don’t see why I should get the bill.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Tanks and water hoses 120mm canister rounds.

    • Enough About Palin

      The one question no one asks is this:

      If George Floyd could relive May 25, 2020, would he do anything different?

  24. rhywun

    Medical Team For Soccer Star Diego Maradona Charged In His November Death

    Whycome they no save god? Off with their heads!

    • juris imprudent

      He was not a god, he only possessed one hand of god.

  25. Gender Traitor

    Off to our first minor league baseball game since 2019!

    Go Dragons! 😀

    • UnCivilServant

      Are their rivals the Knights?

      • Pope Jimbo

        The Donkeys.

        You’ve never heard of the Dragon – Asses games (admittedly they are a bit tiresome)?

    • straffinrun

      Buy me some she nuts and cracker tax.

      /2021 USA.

      • BakedPenguin

        Cambodia should appreciate the commie flags.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I can’t imagine that particular movement being well received in Greece with the migrant crisis they’re having.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Cambodia is hostile to foreign commies on their soil.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Further evidence that State is filled with functional retards.

      • Chafed

        Some heads need to (metaphorically) roll. That is completely unacceptable.

      • rhywun

        That chick with all the mansions is laughing all the way to the bank – to take out some more money for her next mansion.

      • straffinrun

        It’s so sweet that foreign govts deeply concerned with racism in America. Their power hungry psychos are more moral than ours.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Duels should be at dawn with flintlock pistols.

      • R C Dean

        I am curious as to whodunnit.

    • Drake

      Celebrating his one year of sobriety?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        So wrong. I larfed though.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    30 gunshots are fired in parking dispute at Minneapolis’ George Floyd Square

    Cops fighting over a parking space?

    • creech

      Just some kids who “are turning their life around and thinking about going to college.”

      • Shpip

        +1 “Aspiring rapper who was trying to be a better role model for his kids Da’Masse and Kla’Midya.”

  27. BakedPenguin
    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Are the best orcs?

    • straffinrun

      *Snort*

  28. limey

    Michael Malice on choosing Caitlyn Jenner over any of the neocon warmongers:

    “I’d rather choose Caitlyn Jenner because she only killed one person.”

    Too soon, man!

    • Sensei

      Buckle up buckaroos!

    • straffinrun

      It’d very hard to pull the lever for Caitlyn.

      • Drake

        She’s that sexy?

      • juris imprudent

        She leaves his chad hanging.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I would have thought she’d snip it right off.

      • juris imprudent

        You know you get to vote anonymously – no one has to know.

      • juris imprudent

        The secret ballot is like a political glory hole.

      • slumbrew

        The secret ballot is like a political glory hole.

        I want that on a T-shirt.

      • R C Dean

        The Rule 34 candidate?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        You were a Crewmember on the Gwen you know….

      • slumbrew

        “It’s not gay if it’s for democracy!”

    • westernsloper

      ? for that comment!

  29. Count Potato

    “Florida woman arrested after posing as student on high school campus to promote her Instagram: report

    A Florida woman was arrested Monday after posing as a student on a high school campus so she could promote her Instagram.

    Audrey Nicole Francisquini, 28, was arrested and faces charges of burglary, interfering at an educational institution and resisting an officer without violence, according to a report by WSVN, a FOX affiliated news station serving South Florida.

    Francisquini reportedly went to American Senior High School in Hialeah at around 8:30 a.m. Francisquini was seen wearing a backpack, had a skateboard in her hand and was also carrying a painting. Security officers said she did so to blend in with students on campus, WKMG reported.”

    https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-woman-posing-as-student-goes-to-high-school-instagram-20210513-3x3e4senevgt7c6awo3swk4hae-story.html

    How do you do, fellow kids?

    • R C Dean

      Audrey Nicole Francisquini, 28, was arrested and faces charges of burglary, interfering at an educational institution and resisting an officer without violence,

      Nothing in the article says why she was charged with burglary.

      I’m not sure how its possible to commit a crime by resisting an officer “without violence”.

      If interfering with an educational institution was a real crime, the jails would be full of teachers and administrators.

      • Tejicano

        “I’m not sure how its possible to commit a crime by resisting an officer “without violence”.”

        I had the same thought. My guess is she ran or tried to run.

      • Tejicano

        Still a BS charge in my eyes

      • westernsloper

        Not obeying is resisting. It is not a new thing.

    • slumbrew

      How do you do, fellow kids?

      It’s the skateboard that puts it squarely into that territory.

  30. Yusef drives a Kia

    How’s the Afternoon Kids? Idiots in my parking spot and new Shirts in the mail! the Clothes Whore is satisfied, for now,