STEVE SMITH FILL IN LINKS. BY FILL IN, MEAN….

by | Jun 10, 2021 | Cryptids, Daily Links | 208 comments

GOOD LINKS!

 

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  1. CASCADIA HOOMANS NO GET SIT HOME AND GET MONIEZ AFTER 4TH OF JULY. STEVE SMITH HAVE IDEAS FOR WORK… BY WORK, MEAN…
  2. BUMS, SOAKS AND HOBO HAVE TENT FIRE? WHYCOME THERE NO DETAIL? STEVE SMITH NEED KNOW MORE!
  3. STEVE SMITH THINK CANADANIAN HOOMAN JUST NOT KNOW HOW USE ATM. THAT WHY HIM USE CAR.

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STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. AND RAPESQUATCH OF IMPORTANCE. ONE TIME GRAND MUFTI OF CASCADIA. FREE CASCADIA!

208 Comments

  1. Surly Knott

    Doubly blessed, bears and rapesquatches, oh my!

  2. kinnath

    Dueling Pinch Hitters.

    • Swiss Servator

      STEVE SMITH NO HIT, HIM ONLY PITCH.

      • Ted S.

        STEVE SMITH WOULD HIT THAT, AND BY HIT, MEAN….

  3. Shpip

    Tent fire spreads in downtown Portland

    I just hope that the fire doesn’t spread to the pods of dolphin that inhabit the Willamette River in the area.

    That would be terrible… for all in tents and porpoises.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        C’mon, man!

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        It’s kind of crappie to cast aspersions from high up in your perch.

      • db

        I like your angle on that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        You should get an eye sturgeon to take a look at that.

      • zwak

        Someone needs to check the breem in ones own eye!

      • Tundra

        Damn.

        Well done, son.

    • The Other Kevin

      That was terrible and amazing at the same time. Bravo!

      • PutridMeat

        Took my breath away in its grandiosity!

    • db

      Beauty. I, too, channel my inner Belinda Carlisle.

      • Ted S.

        Snorting massive amounts of come and having bisexual relationships with your bandmates?

      • Spudalicious

        Hawt.

      • DrOtto

        “Snorting massive amounts of come…” I really need to read that autobiography of hers.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I didn’t realize that was a third option.

      • Ted S.

        Goddamn auto-correct! That was supposed to be coke.

      • Spudalicious

        Sure. Sure.

    • KSuellington

      Heheh, hilarious. Whale done.

    • Tonio

      “Zoom-perv…”

      AHEM!

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      He probably thought he was being clever.

    • Sensei

      Please. Marv Albert actually plead out a sexual assault and only was off the air for two years.

      They are different than you and me.

      • C. Anacreon

        Worse than wanking, he’s the Wang King.

      • TARDis

        I hate the love term “love child”. These shits know jackshit about love.

    • The Other Kevin

      Joe and the Mrs. are just regular folks like you and me!

      • Gender Traitor

        Joe and the DOCTOR Mrs. to you, bub!

  4. Tundra

    Ah goddammit STEVE, I had a theme going in the substitute thread!

    Substitute.

      • Translucent Chum

        Substitution.

        My video is better…

      • slumbrew

        That’s a great video and a great reminder of how much I like that band.

      • Tundra

        Nice. God sure seems to like some musicians more than others.

      • Tundra

        This is the type of ‘Mats performances I remember. Thanks!

      • Tundra

        Yes. Yes it is.

      • slumbrew

        Finally. I was starting to get concerned.

    • kinnath

      Where’s the Who?

      • kinnath

        Timing is everything

      • Tonio

        Inorite?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        On first.

    • Count Potato

      That wasn’t who I was expecting.

    • ignoreLander

      To quote above,

      *NARROWS GAZE*

      • Tonio

        Nice avatar. I’m curious about the origin of your handle. Lander, like Lunar lander?

      • db

        I’ve been operating under the assumption that he’s posting from Mars and he’s part of a faction that doesn’t want to engage with Earth.

      • Chafed

        Agile Cyborg is back?

      • db

        One can only dream, while the light of the stars blows past one’s head like a delicate fart from the jeweled and perfect asshole of the creator while one plunges deeply in, following a dark voyage for days and days, only to be suddenly released put of god’s mouth into the verdant pastures of the moms pubis of gaia herself as galaxies explode all around and the warm flood of love is ejected into the void…

      • Ozymandias

        Pretty good impression, db…?

      • Tundra

        Excellent. No space jizz, however.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m going with REM fan.

      • Tonio

        Ugh. I’m an idjit. Thianks, Stinky.

    • wdalasio

      Honestly, I really don’t get it with the Dems. Why the need for validation?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Because it’s not enough to have power. They must punish the deplorables for daring to question the legitimacy of their reign.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        It’s not validation. It’s submission.

      • C. Anacreon

        Tell them to go get a sandwich if they want a sub mission.

      • TARDis

        With the special sauce?

      • zwak

        Because they are on their last legs, and it is what failing idiologies do.

  5. kinnath

    New toy arrived today. Four-tap kegerator.

    I should have it set up and running this weekend.

    • EvilSheldon

      Nice! What’s going in it?

      • kinnath

        First four kegs: Cider; Blueberry-Lime Mead; Meyer Lemon sweat-and-sour Braggot (meyer lemon mead blended with golden sour ale); Flanders Red Ale.

        I have 25 or so kegs sitting in the wine cellar right now. Plus another dozen carboys.

      • Count Potato

        Did you make all that yourself?

      • kinnath

        Yes.

        That doesn’t include any of the bottles.

      • db

        Wow, I feel lile a piker now as regards homebrewing.

      • Tonio

        [holds up “Nerds” sign]

      • kinnath

        Not a charter member of the More-Money-Than-Brains club.

        But, definitely a sustaining member since 2004.

      • Count Potato

        Impressive.

      • kinnath

        Most of the kegged products I make go to classes, parties, and festivals — none of which happened last year.

        And I have a huge store of grain that I bought in bulk thanks to beer-club purchases. I had a brewing binge last fall to start using it up. And, I bought enough yeast a week ago to make another 16 batches.

        So now, I have a huge surplus of kegged and waiting-to-be-kegged products.

        The good news is that the first festival of the year is in a week and a half. So some of this product will start to go out the door.

        Have kegs, will travel.

    • Tonio

      Party at Kinnath’s.

    • TARDis

      Thanks for making me feel inadequate. *Looks at two-tapper. *

      Do you have a link? I actually have space for a three-tapper. I just never bought it.

      • TARDis

        That’s great. It’s similar to the one I was looking at a few years ago. I haven’t home brewed for a very long time so I like the 1/6ths. I just wanted to have 3 beers on tap at a time. I’d have to get width dimension to see if it will fit between the bar service counters. Then I could move the small kegerator upstairs and convert it to nitro beers.

      • kinnath

        The 3-tap should work great for you then.

      • kinnath

        NOTE!

        It radiates heat out the sides. 4 inches of clearance required on both sides.

      • TARDis

        Bummer, need a front vent.

  6. UnCivilServant

    Why was the fake blood they used on 1970s TV/movies opaque? Couldn’t they find anything that didn’t look like paint?

    • Chipwooder

      And bright red, too, like the paint used on Ferraris.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Mebbe censors back then objected to anything that looked “too real.” Y’know, ’cause they cared so much about us being all traumatized ‘n stuff.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      People had different blood in the ’70s, kinda like a Vulcan but with a way higher concentration of cocaine.

    • Tonio

      The answer was, it depends. I recall seeing a bottle of Mole Richardson (Stage/TV/Movie supply house famous for their lighting instruments) fake blood for sale back in the day. But some SFX folks made their own, particularly for movies like “Carrie.” But given the film emulsions of the day they wanted something bright, bright red.

      • UnCivilServant

        The question mainly came to mind because they lingered on a blood bag in a hospital scene and it was so obviously not blood in there…

        Identifying the decade by film grain and SFX is one of the games I end up playing when an unknown show is on.

      • UnCivilServant

        Speaking of SFX, in the same episode, the fugitive is handed a revolver by a contact, and the close-up clearly shows that the barrel is plugged. Watch, it’ll fire just fine later…

      • Tonio

        A college friend taught me to always count gunshots in movies and TV. Hollywood is famous for depicting weapons with unlimited ammo in excess of capacity. Her knowledge of the capacity of various weapons was… impressive.

      • UnCivilServant

        How much off-camera time should be allowed for a reload?

      • db

        Depends on where the character is keeping the extra magazines/ammo.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I forget what I was watching, but it involved a 6 shot revolver being shot 7 times and then reloaded on camera.

        Maybe it was making fun of the trope, but it struck me as needless given that all bullets were aimed at the same guy and none hit their mark.

      • UnCivilServant

        Are you sure it was a six shot revolver? The only revolver I’ver shot was a 7-shot S&W that looked a lot like a six-shooter.

        Or did they do a close-up of the six chambers?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I guess it could’ve been… I think this was 48hrs… Nick Nolte’s gun.

        *goes off into the internet wilds to figure out what he was shooting *

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *wanders back less than a minute later*

        The internet movie firearms database is the website I never knew I needed all my life.

        It’s a S&W model 29 he was shooting.

      • slumbrew

        The internet movie firearms database is the website I never knew I needed all my life.

        That thing is amazing.

      • kinnath

        8 shots at the end of the scene.

      • slumbrew

        Here’s the scene

        Hey, it’s Dexter’s dad!

      • zwak

        In the first Terminator movie, when the savior guy shows up in that night club and starts blasing Arny with a pump 12, he get off about 14 shots…

        It mostly because people don’t care, they just want a good action scene.

      • The Hyperbole

        It mostly because people don’t care, they just want a good action scene.

        Or, and I’m just spitballing here, it could be that in this entirely made up world with indestructible killer robots and time travel, there are shotguns that can fire 14 or more rounds between reloads.

      • Translucent Chum

        I probably have this wrong, but I thought the director for the Wick movies made sure the number of bullets was actually correct.

      • l0b0t

        Tangentially related, I enjoy guessing where pornography is shot based upon the electric outlets.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Peachy derriere.

      • TARDis

        Two bushels for The Gunslinger please.

  7. trshmnstr the terrible

    Congress just passed a new patents law and my eyes glazed over halfway through the table of contents…

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Sorry, the Senate just passed it. Tens of billions spent on bullshit already and I’m less than 10% through it.

  8. Spudalicious

    This place has gone to hell in a hand basket.

    • Sean

      Sounds like hyperbole.

      • Ozymandias

        *Looks around, polite applause*?

    • db

      All those Indiana gun pushers

      • Chafed

        It’s the only logical explanation.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Amateurs. It was about 1000 per year when I lived there in the 90s. Coincidence?

  9. kinnath

    My weather station says it’s 98 degrees outside.

    That was not in the forecast.

  10. Gender Traitor

    Leaving shortly to go to our first local minor league baseball game for which we’ll be back in our regular partial-season-ticket seats.

    If things are getting back to normal, that means it will rain and the Dragons will lose.

    Yeah normalcy.

    • Gender Traitor

      …or “yay,” even.

    • leon

      I thought the theory was the other way around, that the Greeks were mostly from Asia Minor.

      • UnCivilServant

        The point was, the Actual Turks are not the primary population of Turkey.

    • Chafed

      Hilarious. Now the race hustlers have another place to set up camp.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Time to convert back to Orthodoxy and reconvert back to The Hagia Sophia.

    • Gadfly

      Not surprising considering that the Greeks colonized the entirety of the coast in the pre-Roman world and then made up the main population base of the core of the subsequent Byzantine Empire. That’s over a thousand years of the population being Greek, so the only way the Turks would be mostly Turk is if they had expelled or genocided all the Greeks, but there are no records of that happening on any significant scale. Heck, the Turkish sultans had a policy of marrying slave European women, who would produce their heirs, so they clearly weren’t into racial purity. That most Turks are either assimilated Greeks or the descendants of Greek-Turk intermarriage is no surprise at all.

      • creech

        Vikings got around too and planted their seed (voluntarily or involuntarily) over most of Europe.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, I pulled the wheel bearings out of the hubs from the car trailer. One set definitely needs to be replaced. The others are probably okay.

    Did I mention how much I enjoy doing wheel bearings?

    • db

      Pack ’em with grease and spin ’em around the shaft.

      • slumbrew

        Sir, this is a family-friendly site! We can’t have that sort of talk around here.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Was this meant for the Toobin thread?

  12. Stinky Wizzleteats

    An interesting (long, almost 2 hours) vid on Canadian gun laws from a couple of Canuck lawyers and a US one:

    https://youtu.be/Fb0xTMrKlXY

    Really interesting if you’re into the intricacies and minutia of law stuff and man, do I feel bad for Canada.

    • Chafed

      It is indeed.

      • slumbrew

        To steal a line from Adam Carolla re: Katy Perry – most of them look like they’re thinking about something stupid.

    • TARDis

      Just think of them as breasts, and attempt to give them equal attention.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *gently squeezes and flicks one link while licking the other*

      • TARDis

        Just don’t try to tune them like an old Philco radio.

        Young Me: “Which one is the volume control, and which one is the frequency tuner?”
        Her: “Neither, dammit!”

    • UnCivilServant

      It all started when a code enforcement officer said a resident pulled a gun on him during a routine follow-up visit Thursday afternoon.

      We need common-sense code-enforcement officer control. We need to get them off the street.

    • slumbrew

      Gunshots, fire, and explosions.

      Sounds like a good weekend.

    • slumbrew

      “69 News”

      Allll-riiight. Giggity.

    • Sensei

      Has anyone seen Wilson Goode?

      • Ted S.

        Can’t you move on from Wilson Goode?

  13. UnCivilServant

    Speaking of TV and sstorytelling, am I the only one who celebrates when the character that is typically abused for comic relief is permitted to demonstrate competence without it used as some sort of a joke?

    • slumbrew

      Not just you. Always a nice moment .

  14. Tundra

    Foo Fighters are playing MSG. But only for people who have the Fauci prick.

    Fuck you Dave.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nah man, rock’s all about following the rules. Maybe he’ll dedicate There Goes My Hero to Fauci.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Some of the set list has leaked.

        There Goes My Fauci
        Learn to Lie
        Ever Wrong
        Best of HCQ

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They lost their mojo way back when Pat Smear quit anyway.

    • Ted S.

      I thought you were allergic to MSG.

    • The Hyperbole

      Not to disappoint Ozy, I feel I should defend Mr. Grohl. Sure he’s very mistaken politically, but in every interview I’ve seen he always comes across as a genuinely decent person, he never bad-mouths people, he brings fans up on stage to jam, he interacts with young musicians on you tube. Outside of murdering Kurt so that he could get out from behind the drum set and be the front man he really has led an exemplary life. He may be mistaken but he is not malicious or mean spirited so I have a hard time getting to the “fuck you Dave” point.

      • Ozymandias

        Grohl has always seemed a decent person to me, as well, HOWEVER…
        that doesn’t exempt him from being called an asshole for offering up stupid opinions way outside of his expertise, which he seems to be doing more and more of lately. I suspect a big chunk of that is that he lives (intentionally or not) in an echo chamber filled with left-proggies, so I’m inclined to grant some forebearance, but again…
        No one is exempt from being called out on their assholery, Dave, Me, or you all included.
        (Also, I think Courtney did it; I don’t think Dave had anything to do with Kurt’s death, though I was on deployments for most of the time that Nirvana was big, so I missed all of that entirely.)

      • Tundra

        Are we going to continue to pretend that natural immunity doesn’t exist?

        I appreciate your efforts but I stand by my statement.

        Fuck you, Dave.

      • TARDis

        Agreed. Shut up and entertain me.

      • Sean

        I’m with Tundra on this one.

        Dave can eat a bag o dicks.

      • Brochettaward

        Whatever position Hyperbole takes you can pretty much safely take the opposite.

      • westernsloper

        ?

      • The Hyperbole

        “We” aren’t going to continue anything, I am going to do my thing , you can do yours, Dave can do his. If your thing is to carry hate in your heart for others who have a different take on some particular issue than you, so be it, I refuse to go there. As I said above, for all I can tell Dave seems like a good person, If he wants to have a Trump warp speed vaccinated only concert it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket so I’m not going to get nasty about it.

      • westernsloper

        So you are going with the freedom of association angle here?

      • westernsloper

        Ya me too, unless it is the exact angle a tyrannical state is using, then I might just wonder about helicopter rental rates. Granted that is hyperbole…..but just saying.

      • Brochettaward

        I have the freedom to tell someone who doesn’t want to associate with me or who wants to make acceptance of his political beliefs a prerequisite to fuck off.

        Libertarians have long argued that freedom of association goes both ways. And that people who make poor market decisions will be punished for it (IE the racist shop will lose not just the profit from black business but the business of people who think they’re assholes).

        The argument from people like Hyperbole that we should be just fine when the left uses their freedom of association to treat those they disagree with like shit is obvious bullshit.

      • The Hyperbole

        If your thing is to carry hate in your heart for others who have a different take on some particular issue than you, so be it.

        I have a disagreement with Tundra on whether Dave Grohl is an asshole deserving of the Fuck You treatment, I never said Tundra couldn’t consider him an asshole and give him the Fuck You Treatment.

      • Tundra

        Yes, and I appreciate that distinction.

        Dave has done some amazing things I generally appreciate him.

        Where I have a huge problem is that he is comfortable excluding people like my 21 YO son from his shows because of something he knows jack shit about.

        It’s actually fine. None of us will die because we don’t hear Everlong for the millionth time.

        I think Dave is an asshole because he has the influence to help stop this shit, but he won’t.

        Not punk.

      • EvilSheldon

        Why not? I’m not forbidding him from being an asshole (not that I have the power to, but even if I did I certainly don’t have the interest.) I’m just calling an asshole an asshole.

      • westernsloper

        Fuck that. Private citizens/businesses carrying the water for a corrupt deceptive tyrannical state makes them as bad as the state. There was and should have been grace given a year ago when none of us knew what was going on and most of what was being pushed turned out to be pure propaganda but this aint a year ago. The actual evidence shows now that it was all bullshit. The proverbial mask is off and it was all horse shit. Anyone who still pushes it can rightly fuck off.

      • Ozymandias

        I don’t have a hard time getting to the “Fuck you, Dave” point with anyone who wants to infringe on my liberty; I believe that used to be the central aspect of being an American. There’s an unfortunate reason the phrase “it’s a free country, ain’t it?” has disappeared from Americans’ daily lexicon… it’s because we don’t have enough of “Fuck you, Dave” in our hearts anymore.
        Try it in the mirror, Hype. It’ll make you feel better. ?

      • The Hyperbole

        How is Dave holding a concert in a private venue for certain people only infringing on your liberty, Do you have a right to see The Foo Fighters play live?

      • EvilSheldon

        Dave Grohl is also a very good sporting clays shooter.

    • Ozymandias

      How will they know who got it? Are they checking for vaccine scars now? Do you have to show your vaccination records to buy a ticket?
      What about scalpers – will they check people’s vaccine records, too?
      I can’t tell if this is Dave being coy because NY compels this or if he’s truly bought into the stupidity.
      Honestly, I don’t care enough to find out.

      • C. Anacreon

        Ww went to a concert last week and had to show a vax card and an ID matching the name on the card to get in the amphitheater. You could buy a ticket without proof, just couldn’t use it to enter without your papers.

        What was nice, though, is once inside almost no one was wearing a mask.

    • Count Potato

      “Foo Pfizers”

      • TARDis

        Boom! Nice.

      • westernsloper

        Excellent!

      • Tundra

        Solid.

        Thanks, Count!

    • Gadfly

      Where do they even get that idea from? I know Bitcoin mining is intensive, but in the broader scheme of things I can’t imagine it is using all that much energy.

      • TARDis

        FWIW, I worked with someone about 2 years ago who told me his electric bill had tripled because of his mining operation. I forget how many rigs he was running. It’s not just the GPUs, it’s the AC too.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Fedcoin, because the printing presses are hard to maintain.

      • TARDis

        That’s as good a name as any.

        Statecoin.
        Orphancoin.
        Fiatcoin.
        Debtcoin.
        Ghostcoin.
        FYTWbit.
        Weimarcs.

        *shrugs*
        I got nuthin’.

    • Akira

      There must have been a concerted messaging effort to slam cryptocurrency (even more than usual) because all my Lefty relatives are on a tangent about how these things “use up as much electricity as Argentina” and “make speculators rich without creating any value at all”.

      It must get tiring to carry all that water for the Establishment while pretending to be some valiant champion of the little guy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Feds are coming for crypto. They have royally fucked the dollar and they cannot afford to allow a competitor.

        I believe the vast majority of the federal debt issued in the past year was in short term T bills. In other words, if interest rates rise that debt will convert almost immediately to a higher interest rate and the government is screwed. They are going to hold interest rates low because they now have no choice.

        There Volcker play can’t save them this time nor will it save us.

  15. trshmnstr the terrible

    Timbs v. Indiana update from our friends at IJ:

    For years, IJ has stood by Tyson Timbs as he’s fought Indiana state prosecutors’ attempts to use civil forfeiture to take away his Land Rover. Today, the Indiana Supreme Court has handed Tyson and IJ a decisive and complete victory: Taking Tyson’s Land Rover over the drug offense he committed is unconstitutionally excessive, and Tyson can, at long last, keep his vehicle.

    As the court this morning acknowledged, today’s decision has been a long time coming: “Reminiscent of Captain Ahab’s chase of the white whale Moby Dick,” the court wryly noted, “this case has wound its way from the trial court all the way to the United States Supreme Court and back again.” You’ll recall that IJ and Tyson won a landmark victory at the U.S. Supreme Court in February 2019, establishing that the Constitution’s protection against excessive fines and forfeitures is meaningful and applies to state and local governments.

    But Tyson didn’t get his vehicle back just yet. Since then, the State of Indiana, unable to stop chasing its white whale, has continued trying relentlessly to forfeit Tyson’s car. And here at IJ, we’ve been equally relentless in defending him. Since the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling, we’ve appeared for Tyson two times before the Indiana Supreme Court and even at a second trial in his hometown of Marion, Indiana. Today’s ruling marks the culmination of that effort, with the Indiana Supreme Court holding the forfeiture unconstitutional under the Excessive Fines Clause. Not only does this decision get Tyson’s car back, it establishes important precedent limiting government’s ability to impose excessive fines and forfeitures. Tyson’s Land Rover has become the vehicle through which all Americans now enjoy greater protection for their property.

    Many thanks for the support that made this hard-fought victory possible. Please consider making a tax-deductible donation so we can continue our work to establish a more free and just country for all.

    Scott

    Scott G. Bullock
    President and General Counsel
    Institute for Justice

    Donate Today

    P.S. “Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering [Land Rover]; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned [Land Rover]! Thus, I give up the spear!”
    – Moby Dick, Captain Ahab’s last words (and perhaps the words spoken in the Indiana prosecutors’ office today?)

    • UnCivilServant

      “Oops, we can’t find the car.”

    • Tundra

      Thanks, Trashy. Great victory.

      Even better reason to eliminate the State.

    • TARDis

      If everyone who believes asset forfeiture is justifiable/constitutional suddenly raptured into Hades, it would be a… good start.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What would we do without any judges?

      • TARDis

        Temporarily? Nothing, but they are easily replaceable. Very, very, very replaceable.

        To each judge applicant:

        “Explain each and every amendment in the Bill of Rights succinctly, and without being obtuse.”

    • Brochettaward

      Nothing Milo has ever done bothered me, though this one actually does shock me. Seeing the mainstream media ruin him was a sad sight. Reading an article on his lifestyle change, he still seems to be bringing in some dough though so good for him.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I don’t have anything against the guy but this reeks of the desperation of an attention whore who’s not getting attention anymore. He’s just running a grift now.

      • westernsloper

        He was always running a grift. Not bad work if you can get it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        True but this one doesn’t have even a veneer of authenticity. People occasionally do change their political outlook in their thirties or forties but their sexuality? Nah.

      • westernsloper

        I don’t know, I think it happens, and I really don’t care. He always came across as an attention whore so I think you are right, (I haven’t listened to the Breitbart crowd for years so not up on it) but as to changing, db went to band camp and he is married to an actual woman now. Or so he says.

      • Brochettaward

        Reading about it, he claims he’s still living with his husband. So yes, likely. Though being flamboyantly gay wasn’t what did him on the right. It created more hate from the left which may have provoked the witch hunt.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      +1 Nature Boy

  16. westernsloper

    100 tent fires in three months? I don’t think it is hyperbolic to claim that is a bit excessive but I am sure the camping stores Walmarts there are making bank with the housing flare up.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      The tent buyers took “fire sale” a bit too literally.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Actually buying their tents? Hah! They either steal the tarps/improvised building material or they get it from the homeless advocacy orgs who enable their lifestyles.

      Not to worry!

      https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2021/06/oregon-will-allow-homeless-individuals-to-pitch-tents-on-public-land-in-all-communities.html

      Tina Kotex, the dyke carpetbagger leading the CFIT for the state, just made the egregious 9th Circus decision both permanent and more encompassing to create a permanent growing bum population not just in shithole Portland but throughout the state. Fuck you City of Boise for rolling over and allowing this crap.

    • C. Anacreon

      A new “outdoor shelter” has opened up near one of our California ERs, which requires a homeless person to bring their own tent. So that the tent-less can be smoothly discharged, a hospital leader is buying a supply of twenty tents at $21 apiece from Target for us to hand out. No word on their fire safety ratings.

      • westernsloper

        Do you hand them a card that says, Dear tent recipient, do not start a fire in your tent. Start it outdoors in the yard you are trespassing on.

    • westernsloper

      This time you are not wrong.