Saturday Morning Monsoon Links

by | Jul 3, 2021 | Daily Links | 213 comments

SP is still gone, the “it’s a dry heat” trope is a lie during monsoon season, and we’re getting fucked over by idiot bankers. But that’s a story for a different day. Did I mention the monsoons? When I went out for a stroll this morning, well before sunrise, I was a bag of (((sweat))) within a minute. There are many things we’ll miss about Arizona, but the climate is not one of them.

Birthdays today include a composer who lived on the knife’s edge; a guy who was born one day too early; a guy who asked what “is” is; a guy who woke up as a cockroach; a guy who was very bored; a woman who was very hungry; a woman who got too close to the truth and paid the price; an heir who was something of a mixed bag to us; Mark Kelly’s spirit animal; a piece of shit who still inflicts himself on us; an attention whore who gives attention whores a bad name; a guy who recognized a dumbass when he saw one; a guy who is ridiculously accomplished; a piece of shit who strongly contributed to the enstupidation of America; a famous midget actor; and a guy who should have been given a Medal of Freedom instead of being persecuted.

OK, enough, let’s have some links.

 

Biden, of course, uses the kind with Velcro straps.

 

Nature continues refusing to follow panic porn models.

 

Ooooh, anonymous sources! Seems legit.

 

Interesting the names that are left out of this article.

 

It would have been nice if they did this for (((us))) back in the ’30s.

 

I… can’t… even…   (h/t Nephilium)

 

C’mon, we know they can’t swim.

 

Old Guy Music features someone who is largely forgotten (emphasis on “largely”) but shouldn’t be. Besides having mad skills as a xylophonist, he was a superb drummer and a credible saxophonist. As one might suspect, despite the WASPish name, he was one of (((us))), born Abe Himmelbrand. Enjoy this remarkably fun bit. Yes, he DOES look like Mr. Creosote.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

213 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “a guy who asked what “is” is”

    But what did he know about the Clintons?

    • Count Potato

      ” He argued that human knowledge of the world is limited both by the human nervous system and the languages humans have developed, and thus no one can have direct access to reality, given that the most we can know is that which is filtered through the brain’s responses to reality.”

      Pretty sure the Hindus said the same thing a thousand years earlier.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    “I think Joe Biden is setting up for this country to move dramatically back in the direction of fiscal sanity, back in the direction of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights,” Cruz added.

    The Texas senator went on to argue that Biden and Vice President Harris “lurched to the left almost from the opening day of the administration,” adding that “they made the decision to hand control of the Democratic Party over to the radical extreme.”

    Harrison, a frequent critic of the Texas senator, blasted Cruz on Twitter in response to his comments going after Biden on Fox, writing, “you aren’t qualified enough to tie his shoes let alone speak his name disparagingly.”

    Nyah nyah nyah!

    • hayeksplosives

      I don’t know if that DNC chair is aware of it, but he’s basically equating Biden to Jesus Christ when he says Cruz is unworthy to tie Biden’s shoes.

      John the Baptist publicly stated that he was unworthy to tie Jesus’s sandals.

      You, sir, are no Jesus of Nazareth.

      • Chafed

        I very much doubt he is aware.

  3. PieInTheSky

    There are many things we’ll miss about Arizona – where are you moving?

    • Old Man With Candy

      An undisclosed rural location. It’s an FBI thing, witness protection.

      • UnCivilServant

        I notice every time I’m about to be in your corner of the country you pack up and relocate.

        Hrmm…

      • PieInTheSky

        An undisclosed rural location. – so Greenwich Village

      • Fourscore

        We’ll welcome you in Podunkville, OM (and SP)

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    “Nature continues refusing to follow panic porn models.” We’ll be lucky to hit 80 degrees up here this weekend, too damn cold for me,

  5. Gender Traitor

    Is there a difference between (((sweat))) and goyim sweat?

    • Old Man With Candy

      (((Our))) sweat is circumcised.

      • hayeksplosives

        Aren’t most goyim in the US circumcised also?

        Making us a bit rare among the Gentile nations.

      • Tonio

        Back when I was growing up, the white guys in the school locker room were all snipped, the black guys intact. Later learned this was more economic — the docs figured the white families had insurance or money, so increased profits by automatically doing that to white infants. Latinos also tend heavily (heh) towards intact.

        The first intact white male I encountered had been born on a military base overseas and the army didn’t pay for that optional service.

        Sometime in the late twentieth century the hippy types stopped circumcising. Currently certain Christian fundamentalists have started making a big deal of circumcision as a religious duty.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Currently certain Christian fundamentalists have started making a big deal of circumcision as a religious duty.

        Fools they are.

        Look! I, Paul, tell you that if you have yourselves circumcised, Christ will be of no benefit to you. 3 And I testify again to every man who has himself circumcised, that he is obligated to keep the whole Law. 4 You have been severed from Christ, you who [a]are seeking to be justified by the [b]Law; you have fallen from grace.

        Galatians 5

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Today we stand at a crossroads. Our society knows how to afford young people grace and compassion, regardless of the crimes they are accused of committing or what they have done. We understand how to give a child the benefit of the doubt, and can accept that their youth makes them different and may shape their conduct. We can readily find proof in the way we talk about and treat white youths.

    Something something more of what you reward.

  7. Count Potato

    “It would have been nice if they did this for (((us))) back in the ’30s.”

    The article doesn’t describe who these immigrants are.

  8. Plinker762

    Also left out of the article is the age of these “children”

    • PieInTheSky

      from a link in the article

      Further, extensiveresearch documents that children’s brains areactively developing until 25 years of age, and thatchildren lack the ability to effectively engage inlong-term planning, regulate emotions, control impulses,and evaluate risk and reward

      But voting age should definitely be lowered to 16

      • Sean

        And sex ed now starts at pre kindergarden.

      • Plinker762

        That is why children up to the age of 25 can still be on their parents health insurance.

    • Count Potato

      “the impact of this draconian practice is felt mostly by Black children, who comprise more than 70 percent of those sentenced to life without parole since 2012”

      That does seem unbelievably high.

      • Old Man With Candy

        The cheat: what’s the overall number of children sentenced to life without parole? 5?

      • Count Potato

        Does “those sentenced to life without parole ” refer to children or everyone sentenced to life without parole ?

      • rhywun

        I’m reading it as “children”.

      • Count Potato

        Well, then it’s believable, for whatever definition of “children” they are using.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Danielle Obe, the founding member of the Black Swimming Association, told the Guardian the ruling underlined the inherent systemic and institutional inequalities around the sport. “We believe that it confirms a lack of diversity in (the sport),” she said. “Aquatic swimming must do better.”

    Now do basketball.

    • hayeksplosives

      ROFZl.

      Not that kind of equality…

    • Agent Cooper

      I think they should just allow the caps. I doubt they provide any advantage.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Wait- is there such a thing as non-aquatic swimming?

    • Plinker762

      Money Bin Swimming, duh.

      • Sean

        +1 Scrooge McDuck

  11. Plinker762

    Just make all of the Olympic swimmers shave their head.

    • Fourscore

      “For money, we can do anything”

      /my contractor

  12. Not Adahn

    You’re getting screwed over by (((bankers)))? You turned down the lox, didn’t you?

    • Old Man With Candy

      If the bankers were (((us))), they would be doing things right and making a profit from us. They’re doing it wrong and losing money. It’s incompetence at its finest.

      • Sensei

        The head (((bankers))) don’t deal with the general public.

        They have the Shabbos goy out in the field dealing with the general public.

      • Old Man With Candy

        They all seem to have yacht captain hats, speak nasally with clenched teeth, and have names like F. Barrington Fortescu IV.

        Definitely not (((us))).

      • Gender Traitor

        Fortescu

        Part of the notorious Romanian banking cabal?

      • Homple

        I thought that was funny.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    According to the sport’s governing body, Swim England, only 2% of regular swimmers are black. It found 95% of black adults and 80% of black children in England do not swim. While 79% of Asian adults and 79% of Asian children do not swim, black children are three times more likely to drown than white children.

    I, uh…

    • hayeksplosives

      Stereotypes exist for a reason.

    • rhywun

      Do Asians get special swimming caps?

      • Gender Traitor

        With a distinctive fold above the eyes?

  14. Grumbletarian

    Danielle Obe, the founding member of the Black Swimming Association, told the Guardian the ruling underlined the inherent systemic and institutional inequalities around the sport. “We believe that it confirms a lack of diversity in (the sport),” she said. “Aquatic swimming must do better.”

    No, they really fucking mustn’t.

    It’s. Hair.

    Crush it under a swim cap like every other athlete.

    • Sean

      Racist!

    • blackjack

      You know what you need to swim? Some fucking water and a tiny bit of motivation. Swim all you want.

    • rhywun

      Only black women have natural big hair, you ignorant bigot.

      It’s almost like this product was developed for the attention rather than to fill any demand. Nah, that’s crazy.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    It is time to extend that same grace and dignity to Black and brown children. That means we commit to seeing children of color for exactly what they are: children. That means dispensing with the worldview that renders them predatory, irredeemable, older than they are, and worthy of being tried as adults and sentenced to die in prison, and standing in solidarity with those who were sentenced to extreme terms as children. And we must mirror that shift in thinking with a dramatic shift in policy.

    The American legal system is notorious for arbitrary and capricious race-based outcomes, completely divorced from the actual facts and specific circumstances in any given case. Most of the time, a trial is unnecessary. The Court Phrenologist makes a sentencing recommendation based on a thorough examination of the accused.

    • blackjack

      I see the /sarc, but the reality is that the first step to being involved in the American criminal justice system is for the cops to decide you’re guilty. They think they have down to a science. All science is scary nowadays. The cops actually probably are right about 80% of the time. Think about what that means for the other 20%. The cops will do anything to secure a conviction once they’ve deemed someone guilty, up to and including lying and fabricating evidence. Sometimes people fall under their suspicion just by bad luck. Even after proving innocence, the Kamala’s of the world still fight with all their might to keep people in prison. The realities of the “correctional” system often mean that people can never fully be free of it’s grasp. Parole is designed to return them to prison as often as possible. The political motivation is too strong. Do you want to be the guy who lightened up on a criminal who later commits a heinous crime? And then face reelection? Nobody does. Therefore, anybody who get’s convicted will get harangued for the rest of his life, just on the off chance he’s going to do something newsworthy later. It’s the opposite of 100 men going free rather than one innocent going to jail.

      • rhywun

        We pile on cops but I don’t think prosecutors get the attention they deserve. They’re more political, too. A cop’s job is just to feed the prosecutors.

      • Sensei

        +1

      • Chafed

        That was my experience as a criminal defense attorney.

  16. westernsloper

    Honey Mustard Party Balls was my nickname in college.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Shut the fuck up, sloper.

      There, now I can get on with my day.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I could only understand 5% of the Italian (need SP here for translation), but the procedure looked pretty clear. I think I can pull it off.

      • PieInTheSky

        Italia Squisita has English subtitles but where is the fun in that?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Because of SP’s Italian practice, we see a lot of Italian cooking videos as nightly entertainment. So by osmosis, I understand a lot of the cooking terms.

        Past that, her job.

        The knifework was, of course, excellent. The part that made me say, “Whoa, I can’t do that,” was the two handed pan flipping in the prep of the traditional version.

      • PieInTheSky

        I don’t really attempt one pan flipping I am not the handiest of people

      • l0b0t

        Thank you for sharing that, Pie; it was great watch. What are those cooking surfaces? Are they some sort of induction or are they flat-tops?

      • PieInTheSky

        no idea I assume induction

    • Not Adahn

      Best Pixar movie.

      I deeply regret I couldn’t get a coffin-shaped office.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Reality based solutions are what we need

    Of course, air conditioning is a poor response to a warming world. Washington state lawmakers have taken more substantial action on climate change, and recently created a cap-and-trade system similar to California’s as well as new rules meant to constrain transportation pollution.

    On Thursday, the Washington state senator Rebecca Saldaña, whose support proved crucial to passage of the cap-and-trade plan earlier in the year, said the heatwave demonstrated the need for climate action, particularly for people already living with pollution. Saldaña believes a new racially aware anti-pollution effort in Washington may prove consequential.

    Imagine no more heat waves

    It’s easy if you try

    • Plinker762

      And another $0.50 added to a gallon of gas.

      • PieInTheSky

        gas should be at least 10$ per gallon if it is any less it needs to increase

    • blackjack

      They are completely correct. A/C is a poor response. It’s bad for the environment. Let’s outlaw it in Arizona. They seem to be the people who use it the most and have the most to lose by global warming. I’m sure they’d really appreciate the gesture.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      Known as a problem solver and tireless advocate for racial, social, and economic justice, she brings 16 years of experience as an organizer with SEIU Local 6, the United Farm Workers, and Oregon’s farmworker union, PCUN. Before joining the Senate, Rebecca served as the Executive Director for Puget Sound Sage – a nonprofit that promotes affordable and equitable housing and transportation policies, environmental justice and workers’ rights. (pretend i know how to make this in italics)

      So she’s never actually done anything. Okay. Got it.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      “lives in Rainier Beach/Skyway with her husband and two youngest children.”

      so her older children don’t count or what?

      • Gender Traitor

        They moved out – and as far away as possible – just as soon as they could be legally emancipated?

    • Timeloose

      Now try the cold. Heating systems are a poor response to a cooling world.

      Blankets and cuddling are sufficient.

    • rhywun

      Next stop, Utopia. Just like California!

  18. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m coming out as a Tardigrade Bear,

    • Plinker762

      I don’t think the sea is actually on fire.

    • Sean

      Fuck that beaver-toothed commie.

      • PieInTheSky

        you sound like a pemex apologist

      • Plinker762

        Capitalism in its final form.

    • rhywun

      That’s an… interesting… chain of “logic”, there.

  19. PieInTheSky

    This day in 1944, German Field Marshal von Rundstedt was sacked as commander of the Western front and replaced by Günther von Kluge.

    The day before, von Rundstedt said in a phone conversation with Field Marshal Keitel: “Make peace, you idiots! What else can you do?”

    https://twitter.com/WWIIpix/status/1410972729428303873

    so was this cancel culture or just accountability?

  20. 61North (south of Animal, though)

    I can’t swim… so where’s my reparations?

    • hayeksplosives

      Do moolies have dualing halves when immersed in water? Does one side paddle around while the other flails or just hangs there?

      They probably just go in circles I guess.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        so when does my check get here?

      • hayeksplosives

        Do you owe yourself reparations ?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Whom should we believe? A guy who works for a bunch of profiteering right wing propagandists, or somebody from a noble nonpartisan nonprofit?

    Carlson then tied his allegations to a frequent theme on his program, claiming that the Biden administration is a threat to Americans’ freedom and is unfairly labeling many “patriotic Americans” as domestic terrorists and white supremacist saboteurs.

    PEN America, a nonprofit that advocates for freedom of expression, said that the allegation that the NSA was spying on an American media figure was “a matter of concern,” but questioned whether claims from Tucker Carlson could be considered credible given his track record.

    “In this instance, though, the allegations were made without proof, and have now been denied by the NSA. Tucker Carlson’s record for veracity, as assessed by credible fact-checking sources, is poor,” said PEN America CEO Suzanne Nossel.

    “Absent further details and substantiation there is no basis to judge this accusation as credible.”

    Not credible. The article says it could never have happened because the NSA is prohibited from spying on Americans.

    That’s like going into court and basing your murder defense on the claim it couldn’t have happened because murder is illegal.

    • Count Potato

      “have now been denied by the NSA”

      When did that happen?

      • Tundra

        Fake news. They said he wasn’t an intelligence target or some such bullshit.

        They didn’t deny shit.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Even if it wasn’t true at all, they still would give a vague and non committal answer.

      • kbolino

        We already saw this with Trump. The IC will close ranks and cover its ass but absolutely no definitive conclusions can be drawn, because any and all relevant information is classified. They will say just enough to give the press a fig-leaf and then move on, leaving the press and the blue-pilled to take care of the rest.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    I see the /sarc, but the reality is that the first step to being involved in the American criminal justice system is for the cops to decide you’re guilty.

    You’re absolutely right, Blackjack. The American “Justice” system isn’t.

    But the implied premise of that little plea for mercy is that there are millions of sad-eyed black eight year olds doing hard time alongside America’s most wanted. As OMWC asked above, how many of these cases are there?

    As flawed as the system is, there was probably something specific and special about the facts of the case (other than skin color) to get that special bump. You don’t get twenty years in Folsom for stealing candy bars.

  23. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    Teddy could play a mean xylophone, so I looked him up and found this:

    He died of a heart attack in 1946 (age 46) after appearing in a concert at The Wolverhampton Hippodrome.

    I also found this.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      Whatever the person who uses the term wants it to be.

      • Not Adahn

        Remember Atheism+? Same thing, but blacker.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    And-

    The Anti-Defamation League has demanded Fox News sack Carlson, saying he defended a white supremacist theory that claims whites are being “replaced” by people of color.

    Carlson’s “rhetoric was not just a dog whistle to racists — it was a bullhorn,” the head of the ADL, Jonathan Greenblatt, said in an April letter to Fox News.

    He says stuff we disagree with.

    Off with his head.

    • hayeksplosives

      You will commit cultural suicide und you vill enjoy it.

    • Gender Traitor

      There is so! It’s any pun that you thought of yourself.

  25. hayeksplosives

    So SP and OMWC are thinking of leaving Arizona right when I’m thinking of going there.

    Am I not doing the California exodus thing right?

    (Caveat: I still haven’t applied for any jobs so I’m likely staying put in San Diego)

    • PieInTheSky

      have you not heard about the heat?

      • Tundra

        Some like it hot.

      • Count Potato

        That’s a great movie.

      • Grumbletarian

        And some sweat when the heat is on.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s what air conditioning is fir. Besides, the home prices are wasaasu better than what we have in California.

        And I can buy ammo.

        I do fear that Az is going to become a blue state permanently though.

      • rhywun

        I hate living indoors all summer as it is. I can’t imagine having to do it yearlong.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Warning: Arizona has gotten expensive. And add in a large chunk for A/C bills. Gorgeous, though.

  26. hayeksplosives

    My husband unit has been experiencing knee pain lately, so last night I suggested a 5mg THC gummy.

    He took 10. It’s been so long for him that he was knocked right on his butt by it. I had to help him to bed.. He just woke up and he’s still high from yesterday!!

    • Tundra

      50mg?!? Holy shit!

      I’m actually kind of impressed.

      • hayeksplosives

        I should have been clearer. He took 10mg (he says).

        However, evidence left at the scene of the crime indicates more like 20 mg were taken.

        And munchies were definitely nommed in the kitchen…

      • Count Potato

        Well, at least overdosing is impossible.

    • Gender Traitor

      Gee, all we got for Tom T’s current bum knee is a bunch of lidocaine patches, graciously offered and delivered by Tres his own bad self (with a bunch of White Castle coupons to sweeten the deal.) Of course, TT has to be able to load gear in and out AND stand for our 45-minute set at a friend’s benefit today, so the THC might not be such a pretty good idea for his circumstances.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I’m wearing patella bands on both knees during work most of the time – definitely helps with stairs. Need to try some more stretches for the thigh muscles they attach to though.

      • hayeksplosives

        Good luck to TT with his benefit concert!

        And with the knee pain. CBD is supposed to help with pain but not get you high. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks! He’s so eager he’d already hauled all our gear – including my congas – up from the basement into the “dining room” by the time I got home from work yesterday.

  27. Count Potato

    “A corrections officer from California who had sex with a prisoner in full view of 11 other inmates has been jailed for seven months.

    Fresno County correctional officer Tina Gonzalez, 27, cut a hole in her uniform in order to make sex with the inmate at the jail easier, prosecutors said.

    Gonzalez pleaded no contest to a felony count of sexual activity by a detention facility employee with a consenting confined adult, a felony count of possession of drugs or an alcoholic beverage in a jail facility, and a misdemeanor count of possession of cellular device with intent to deliver to an inmate.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9751939/Corrections-officer-cut-hole-pants-depraved-sex-sentenced-seven-months.html

    No one else noticed she cut a hole in her pants?

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Hey! My eyes are up here!”

    • TARDis

      WTF

      She needed prison dick?

      *SMDH*

    • Ownbestenemy

      When pronhub becomes reality. Geesh

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Arizona is not just Phoenix. They tell me Flagstaff is quite liveable.

    • PieInTheSky

      the weather this week looks reasonable especially the nighttime lows

    • Old Man With Candy

      If having two commas in your home price and no work opportunity is “liveable,” sure.

  29. Count Potato

    “Manhattan’s median real estate prices hit an all-time high of $999,0000 as buying frenzy grips city despite spiraling crime – but 19% of office buildings are STILL empty as Big Apple faces biggest crisis since the 1970s

    The buying frenzy comes despite a net 70,000 New Yorkers fleeing the city at the height of the pandemic – costing the city roughly $34 billion in lost income, according to estimates from Unacast.

    Wealthy neighborhoods, like Hell’s Kitchen and the Upper East Side, saw the biggest exodus with nearly 11% of its residents fleeing, according to research from CRBE. Most of those are young professionals who work in financial hubs of Midtown and the Financial District, as well as creatives working in Broadway Theaters.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9750869/Manhattan-real-estate-prices-hit-999-0000-time-high-pandemic.html

    Since when does anyone in the Upper East Side need a job?

    • PieInTheSky

      so who is buying?

      • LCDR_Fish

        People tired of renting?

      • rhywun

        My money is on “foreign investors”.

      • Plinker762

        Those damn Japanese!!

      • rhywun

        Chinese now. It’s way above my tax bracket but they are certainly bidding up the prices.

      • Plinker762

        I was fondly reminiscing back to the 80s when it was a different asian country which was going to buy us out.

      • rhywun

        Yes, I remember.

        I guess if they want to park their filthy lucre here, go for it; but let’s not pretend they aren’t a de facto enemy.

    • rhywun

      Since when is Hell’s Kitchen a “wealthy” neighborhood? Oh, it’s the Daily Mail.

      Granted, it’s probably gentrified some in recent years but I can think of a dozen way wealthier neighborhoods just off the top of my head.

      • Not Adahn

        Isn’t Hell’s Kitchen where Daredevil lives, busting the perps robbing Cartier and Tiffany’s?

      • rhywun

        I… have no idea about that.

        It is the area immediately to the west of Times Square, long notorious for its shabbiness and its prostitutes.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Fuck Richardson. She knowingly and willfully broke the rules of her sport and though either she’d get a pass for whatever reason or she’s an idiot that though she wouldn’t get caught despite the mandatory drug screens. Lifetime ban pour encourager les autres.

  30. hayeksplosives

    Eff it.

    Imma go make a screwdriver.

    • TARDis

      You ok? that’s a bit early.

      *Checks BAC*

      Never mind.I’m still good until noon.

      • hayeksplosives

        I didn’t make a screwdriver after all; my car decided to lie down on my tummy so now I am unable to leave the bed.

      • Gender Traitor

        my car decided to lie down on my tummy

        Yikes! I hope you have AAA to call for a tow! 😉

      • PieInTheSky

        Are you crushed under a ton of metal?

      • Plinker762

        Did you accidentally press the “Come to me” Tesla button?

      • hayeksplosives

        Lol. My CAT.

        He’s not quite a ton but I can’t bear to disturb his nap time.

      • Plinker762

        Maybe he wants a screwdriver too.

      • Gender Traitor

        ^^ Cat servant who knows her place and her role in the great scheme of things

      • TARDis

        That’s funny. The cat was the only being my wife would take orders from.

      • Count Potato

        Maybe you just need to recharge it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You sound like my wife! ‘Honey you are still in bed?’ ‘Yeah the cat is holding me down’

  31. The Late P Brooks

    But i have to get the job situation squared away first.

    Shouldn’t you just move to Nevada?

    *A while back, youtube served up an old Northrop recruiting film (shown to engineering students, probably) about come to work for Northrop and make cool stuff and live the good life in wonderful California. It was kind of depressing, really.

    • rhywun

      I saw a similar one boosting my rust-belt hometown filmed around 1950 (or, “the year all those towns peaked”). Yeah, funny/sad how all those types just assumed that everything would go in the same direction forever.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Honest reportage

    The U.S. Supreme Court decided a major case on voting rights that essentially gutted what’s left of the Voting Rights Act.

    The court upheld two Arizona laws — one of which banned the collection of absentee ballots by anyone other than a relative or caregiver, otherwise known as “ballot harvesting”; the other threw out any ballots cast in the wrong precinct.

    “Obviously, the Supreme Court accepted our test and our reasoning and rejected the Democratic National Committee’s attempt to micromanage state elections,” Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich said on NPR’s All Things Considered Thursday.

    The decision, though, was a blow to those who believe voting access is more important than rooting out fraud — and that’s most Americans, the latest NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll found. Fifty-six percent said making sure that everyone who wants to vote can do so is a bigger concern than making sure that no one who is ineligible votes.

    “It very much narrows the path of challenging these many, many voter obstacles that states are instituting across the country,” Debo Adegbile, an anti-discrimination attorney, told NPR’s Nina Totenberg.

    Gutted. GUTTED, I tell you!

    Every random jackass with a pulse (or, in some cases, without) must be allowed to vote. Repeatedly, if necessary. Otherwise, DEMOCRACY! is a failure and civilization is doomed.

    • Plinker762

      Everyone in (insert current boogeyman country) should be allowed to vote in US elections.

      • PieInTheSky

        I certainly should be

      • Gender Traitor

        (insert current boogeyman country) the world…

      • rhywun

        Well, we think we can make world law, so sure why not.

    • rhywun

      OFFS!

      making sure that everyone who wants to vote can do so

      Please do state who can’t do so (LEGALLY) right now. I won’t hold my breath.

    • zwak

      Ah, yes. Nina Totenkopf.

      A great arbeiter of truthyness.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    President Biden condemned the Supreme Court decision, saying it would cause “severe damage” to voting rights.

    Cedric Richmond, a senior White House adviser, told NPR’s Rascoe that the White House views this moment as the beginning of the fight.

    “We’re going to fight in the courts; we’re going to fight in the streets,” he said. “We’re going to fight for fair voting. We’re going to do that, but, at the same time, we want our groups and community leaders to also take the belt-and-suspenders approach of educating people on how to deal with these new laws. What do they mean? How do I still vote meaningfully?”

    ——-

    Activists say Biden should push to keep in place the safety measures that were enacted during the last election to protect unvaccinated people against COVID-19.

    No shit, Shirley? Those “safety measures” to the voting process swept The Bumbler and his faithful Indian companion to victory, and now they want to make them permanent? Huh.

    • rhywun

      How DARE Arizona roll back voting RIGHTS to the bad old days of 2016 or so. Jim Crow!1!!1eleventy!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Wait, I thought any politician using the word “fight” was an insurrectionist who is telling their supporters to storm the capitol.

    • Gender Traitor

      How do I still vote meaningfully as many times per election as I can manage?

  34. l0b0t

    Old Man Music today was positively delightful. Everything about it was a treat, even those luscious, hand painted, title cards. Thanks OMWC.

    • Old Man With Candy

      He was an actual showman. The dancing, the playing, the visuals. I love the guy, wish there were a lot more films of him.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Something something repent at leisure

    Democrats are increasingly fearful Vice President Kamala Harris’ missteps will open the door for Republicans to regain the White House, a new report said Friday.

    Dems, including senior White House officials, fear that Harris will lose to any Republican she faces — including former President Donald Trump — if President Biden does not seek reelection in 2024, Axios reported.

    At 56, Harris is more than two decades Biden’s junior — and has been considered the heir apparent to the 46th president since he selected her to be his running mate last year.

    While Harris will still be the presumptive nominee if Biden becomes the first president since Lyndon Johnson to not seek a second full term, Axios reports that a series of blunders have left officials and operatives concerned.

    Right now, one operative told Axios, the feeling among Democrats isn’t “‘Oh, no, our heir apparent is f—ing up, what are we gonna do?’ It’s more that people think, ‘Oh, she’s f—ing up, maybe she shouldn’t be the heir apparent.’”

    It’s morning. You feel lousy. You turn your head, and there she is. Ugly truth is ugly. Start gnawing your arm off, Democrats.

    • rhywun

      It’s amazing how quickly Democrats forgot the reason Biden actually chose her.

      • hayeksplosives

        Didn’t Biden just blurt out some pandering shit about wanting to pick a woman, snd a POC, as his running mate? I don’t think he had her in mind; he was just vomiting up buzzwords.

        But the only democrat female POC up on the stage was Commie-la, so he was stuck.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The only one willing to get picked because of it…there are plenty that fit the bill. She was the only one that wanted to be an affirmative action Veep.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I bet that Stacey Abrams or Susan Rice would have gladly taken that spot, but they are even worse than Kamala.

      • Not an Economist

        Wasn’t there was some TV interview with Biden and Abrams where she thought he was going to ask her to be VP and her face visibly changed once she realized he wasn’t?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lol yeah. I forgot about that….

      • rhywun

        Didn’t Biden just blurt out some pandering shit about wanting to pick a woman, snd a POC, as his running mate?

        Yes, and from that point on everyone knew it would be the one standing on the stage with him because it seems unlikely that he would have been familiar with another one meeting the requirements.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Meh I am thinking it is calculated oppo research early to prep for later to point out how she has grown ‘presidental’

  36. TARDis

    So what’s the solution?

    *Grabs popcorn*

    This gonna be so bad, it’s gonna be good.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The Democratic officials who spoke to Axios said that in addition to Harris’ “handling of high-profile issues and political tone deafness,” they fear she’s been given bad advice by her press and communications people.

    Harris still has her defenders, including senior adviser and chief spokesperson Symone Sanders, as well as White House senior adviser Cedric Richmond, who accused unnamed people of carrying out “a whisper campaign designed to sabotage her.”

    “At some point it just becomes, one person says something long enough and it becomes an urban legend. It doesn’t have to be credible. It doesn’t have to be real. Someone says something and it can just snowball,” Richmond told Axios, later adding: “You’d just hope if there’s a legitimate criticism they’d put their name next to it.”

    She’s a kind, caring generous person. Just look at the record. Maybe she got a little bad advice along the way, but she has devoted life to public service and the betterment of mankind.

    Now stop saying mean stuff about her, or else.

    • Plinker762

      I miss read Symone as Syndrome and thought of her as a cartoon villain.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Never wear a cape

    • zwak

      She has the exact problem that HRC had in politics (aside from being an eldrich being); she fucked her way into it, which gave her zero skills that you actually need in politics. She doesn’t know how to actually talk to people to convince them she cares, she never learned to listen and get people to believe she heard, in short, she never learned to glad-hand, only to glad-handjob.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    The same people who currently believe voting access is more important than rooting out fraud might feel differently if they thought those votes could swing things in a different direction. But- as we all know, for them

    The end justifies the means

  39. PieInTheSky

    Your grill is filthy, has poor temperature control, and for some idiot reason has the heating element *below* the food so fat drips into it and catches fire. There’s a better way to cook: In your kitchen.

    https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1410631953460641796

    I disagree. I cook many things faster on my grill and without messing up the kitchen.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is why you clean it, some proteins are better cooked with direct flame and I have noticed this as the second or third twatter idiot go after grilling.

      My guess is they are scared of it and are just Marxist.

      • Pope Jimbo

        They probably got their feelings hurt by the other men standing around the grill drinking beer. Those guys weren’t woke enough and probably actually called one team “The Redskins”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is the gist of the other profound twitter I saw…men I just grill so they dont have to talk to others and listen.

        Fuck off

      • Gender Traitor

        “I mean, can you even grill soy?”

      • TARDis

        Yes, yes you can. Also seitan.

    • ignoreLander

      Your grill is filthy

      Fucking moron. My grill routinely gets to above 500 degree temperatures and stays there for hours at a time, killing every possible living pathogen 10 times over. My grill is cleaner than an autoclave, soyboy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Exactly. Even when I am doing a lower temp I fire it up to above 500 for 30 minutes and then settle it down to the temps I want. He is just a whiney cunte that is doing what they do…attack what they see as masculine.

        Never mind some of the best grill and pit masters are women.

    • Agent Cooper

      I don’t disagree with what he’s saying about grill design. I just don’t care.

  40. PieInTheSky

    it’s pouring rain again… Unusual for July but since early june it has been rain rain rain

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cause weather patterns are supposed to always be the same duh.

    • Plinker762

      Climate Disruption at work.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Clinging desperately to the narrative

    Fauci offered a glimmer of good news ahead of the Fourth of July holiday: Americans can celebrate with the proper precautions, he said.
    “That is, if you were vaccinated, you have a high degree of protection. If you are not, you should wear a mask, and you should think very seriously about getting vaccinated,” he said.
    However, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy said he was most worried about people who are unvaccinated headed into the holiday weekend.
    “If you are not vaccinated and if you’re going to be traveling and seeing others from various households, gathering indoors and if you’re not masked, then there is a significant risk that the virus will continue to spread,” he told CNN on Friday.

    They need to keep pounding the table about this, so they can call for renewed lockdowns in the fall.

    I say we kill them all now, and claim self defense.

  42. ignoreLander

    Vincent M. Southerland is assistant professor of clinical law (designate), director of the Criminal Defense and Reentry Clinic, and co-faculty director of the Center on Race, Inequality, and the Law

    Wink wink nudge nudge say no more

    Seriously, all I need to see with these tools is their phony made-up job titles, and I know the rest automatically.

    • Plinker762

      A report about the same incident on another site didn’t have any mention about Moors and I just assumed some white bubbas.

  43. KSuellington

    Hayek had asked in the earlier post: “Is it just plain crazy to point out that if the media hadn’t ever covered Covid that no one would really have noticed anything? Maybe a “bad flu year” like 2017-2018 ushered out some elderly or otherwise infirm folks, but nothing noticeable on a real life scale.”

    Granted it was a different media time, but the Asian flu in 1957-58 and 1968-69 likely both killed more on a per capita basis in both the US and the world and received fairly minimal media mention and certainly nothing of the response that was given to the Vid. Ask someone who lived through those if they even remember them.

    • rhywun

      I was born in the middle of the latter and I had never heard of it until last year.

      • KSuellington

        Somehow Woodstock happened during the second one. I guess it must’ve been all the mask wearing that saved the Boomers.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    for some idiot reason has the heating element *below* the food

    Heat rises, numbnuts.