Thursday Links of Peak Crazy

by | Jul 1, 2021 | Daily Links | 500 comments

Okay, its never peak crazy, but hopefully it is a personal local maximum. Mrs. L’s bionics are taking well, she’s walking with a cane and did a full lap around the block. As slow as she walked, she complained about it for longer than it took. Enough new floor got installed that they are going to put our furniture back in and let us live in our own house again. Translate that as: Brett is going to be moving furniture under Mrs. L’s watchful and grumpy eye for the whole 3 day weekend. And in any spare time I’ll be tasked to cleaning to her satisfaction. I sure hope everyone else’s life is getting back to normal, or better than ever.

The LA bomb squad blew up their own truck trying to dispose of illegal fireworks. My days of thinking the bomb squad are more likely to kill me than save me are definitely coming to a middle.

I expected more giantism from Japanese-nuclear-disaster-mutants h/t Playa Manhattan

I assume that like the Minumum Wage, the true Global Minimal Tax is zero. Maybe I spent too much time listening to Art Bell in the late 90s, but a Global Minimum Tax is straight out of black helicopters, New Word Order rants by the tinfoil hat crowd.

 

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

500 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “I sure hope everyone else’s life is getting back to normal, or better than ever”

    Well, the heat broke, and the rainbows disappeared from the internet.

    • Rat on a train

      Who’s pride month is it now?

      • Count Potato

        It’s greed month now.

      • SDF-7

        With the heat waves? I would have expected Sloth. Cultural appropriation siestas….

  2. Rebel Scum

    The LA bomb squad blew up their own truck trying to dispose of illegal fireworks.

    That’s some explosive breaking news.

    • Drake

      Mission accomplished. Those fireworks are completely disposed of now.

      • Sean

        Medals for everyone!

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Yes, really a bang-up job.

      • TARDis

        Oscar worthy movie in the works. The Hurt Fockers.

      • Rat on a train

        But they wanted to dispose of them later, at their homes.

      • Not Adahn

        Well, he was LAPD, wasn’t he?

      • Nephilium

        Well, Portland has decided that now is the time to ban fireworks. I’m sure the concept known as Antifa will respect that.

      • Grummun

        “Good job.”

        /Mayor from Drop Dead Gorgeous

    • juris imprudent

      Jason Pierre-Paul says better than losing fingers!

      • hayeksplosives

        Slow and stubby golf clap.

  3. Shpip

    Countries including India, China and Switzerland have agreed to a broad framework for reform set out by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. The Paris-based group said Thursday that 130 countries and jurisdictions were on board, representing more than 90% of global economic output.

    All you need are one or two first-world holdouts. Look for a bunch of companies to be headquartered in Anguilla, or somewhere similar.

    • SDF-7

      The article specifically says Ireland looks to be out. Considering they’re already popular for that reason, and assuming they don’t get Bjorn Borg-ed by the EU, that would probably do it.

      That and I find myself wondering if (like other Paris agreements), the Administration remembers that this would be a treaty and subject to the approval of the Senate and all. Of course, the country club eGOP probably loves the idea, the weasels.

      • Rat on a train

        Do the other countries remember that executive agreements aren’t binding? We can make all kinds of deals if they don’t care if they are binding.

      • SDF-7

        In public? Definitely not — witness the wailing over the climate agreement.

        In private? 5 years ago I would have assumed so. However, the sheer malicious incompetence of the “elite” over the last few years makes me wonder if most of them (and their “experts” and staff) can find their hindquarters with both hands and a map, so who knows…..

  4. Count Potato

    “A decade after the Fukushima disaster, wild boars have been mating with domestic pigs in the nuclear wasteland and creating a new mutant species”

    Mutant? I think that just bad journalisming. Otherwise, the Japanese will have to big giant robots to destroy them.

    • Rat on a train

      A mutant boar-pig? Get back to me when they get to man-bear-pig.

      • juris imprudent

        Doesn’t Japanese kink run more to tentacles than woodland critters?

      • zwak

        My Friend Kinkero.

        It could work!

    • Bobarian LMD

      Every wild pig in Amerca is the same form of mutant, be cause they all have some amount of Yorkshire in them.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Is your name Yorkshire?

      • Animal

        ‘is name’s not Yorksha! it’s ‘amish, theur girt girl’s blouse!

  5. Certified Public Asshat

    The nation's largest teachers union has a new business item awaiting debate:"The NEA will call for mandatory safe & effective COVID-19 vaccinations & testing for all students and staff before returning to face-to-face instruction in the fall, subject to medical exceptions[…]"— Corey A. DeAngelis (@DeAngelisCorey) July 1, 2021

    Teachers are heroes.

    • SDF-7

      They’re so so lucky I’m not Dictator For Life (hmm… maybe I should play Tropico this weekend…) — Reagan and Air Traffic unions leap to mind.

      • UnCivilServant

        I like the idea of the Tropico series, but the problem is that I just never have fun playing them.

      • TARDis

        ^^^
        Best one sentence video game review ever.

    • Translucent Chum

      As soon as they can come up with safe vaccines, I’m on board…

    • R C Dean

      The NEA will call for mandatory safe & effective COVID-19 vaccinations & testing for all students and staff

      Of course, “effective” COVID-19 testing requires that everybody be tested on a pretty tight cycle – ideally, every day. Are the union members really signing up for that?

      I suppose they could go for only testing symptomatic teachers, but that would kind of put the lie to the “ermagerd, asymptomatic transmission” thing that they have made such use of so far.

      • rhywun

        Are the union members really signing up for that?

        Why not? It’s not like they’re paying for it.

      • R C Dean

        I just have serious doubts that the teachers are going to be excited about getting tested every day. If I was running a school and they brought this to me, I’d probably say “Daily anal swabs it is, then! Also, for any confirmed test, we will need a comprehensive list of every place you’ve been and every person you have had contact with for the past week.”

        They wanna play COVID theater? Then let’s play COVID theater.

  6. Rebel Scum

    A decade after the Fukushima disaster, wild boars have been mating with domestic pigs in the nuclear wasteland and creating a new mutant species, DNA researchers have determined

    Godzilla vs The Wilde Boar should be good.

    • SDF-7

      Snarky response: I know she wasn’t spectacular in Tron: Legacy but I don’t think Olivia Wilde is all that boring. And I doubt she could take on Godzilla well…

      Less snarky response: Swiss can just fly in and take them both down. Gamera is good turtle!

  7. Drake

    What caliber for mutant radioactive boars? 7.7 Arisaka?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      .50 BMG

      Better not be too many mutant boars though, that shit is expensive.

  8. Rebel Scum

    Joe Biden, healer of nations.

    First Lady Jill Biden — who is featured on the August cover of Vogue after the fashion magazine broke a decades-long tradition by snubbing former First Lady Melania Trump during her four years in the White House — says people can “breathe again,” now that former President Donald Trump is out of office. Mrs. Biden said President Joe Biden came in and “heal[ed] this nation.”

    “During the campaign, I felt so much anxiety from people — they were scared,” Jill Biden told Vogue. “When I travel around the country now, I feel as though people can breathe again.”

    “I think that’s part of the reason Joe was elected,” the first lady added.

    Jill Biden claimed “people wanted someone to come in and heal this nation,” adding that her husband has accomplished by “getting shots in everybody’s arms.”

    Savior Joe is absolutely flawless and he loves us. He could probably walk on water.

    • Sean

      I feel as though people can breathe again.”

      George Floyd can’t.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah… all 30 people in their cars who showed up, right Frau Doktor Jill?

      And much as I don’t want the jab personally, the Biden group trying to take credit for the vaccination plans the Trump Admin left them is just sickening.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I’m amazed that someone could write that without vomiting.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s like not having a gag reflex – some folks are just born that way.

      • Plisade

        You may be right…

        “Rather, it appears that disgust sensitivity is related to a conservatism across a wide variety of cultures, geographic regions, and political systems.”

        “Pizarro and other groups suggest that the readily revolted are more likely to hold stable political views at the conservative end of the spectrum…”

        –Kathleen McAuliffe

      • R C Dean

        It’s like not having a gag reflex – some folks are just born that way.

        Its really handy in some professions. Including, apparently, journalism.

      • TARDis

        And vice-presidentialism too.

      • SDF-7

        Not to get too SugarFree — but they write like they’ve practiced suppressing their gag reflex. So this batch of slobbering comes naturally.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I can think of at least two apt emojis that AFAIK don’t exist but should.

      • Suthenboy

        “I’m amazed that someone could write that without vomiting.”

        Obama has only been gone for five years. How soon you forgot the halo pictures and the knob slobbering. The left are creepy cultists.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Oh, I haven’t forgotten. I was amazed then, too.

    • blackjack

      Build Back Bitter!

      • rhywun

        lol

    • BakedPenguin

      “I feel as though people can breathe again.”

      Well Joe isn’t using a great deal of oxygen, that’s for sure.

    • leon

      The Nation certainty feels healed

  9. Count Potato

    Wikipedia Is More One-Sided Than Ever

    “At this point, Wikipedia’s defenders might well fall back on their notion that only “reliable sources” are permitted, and, gee, no reliable sources thought much of the above-mentioned video or laptop. “But,” you might well observe, “it was big news for a time. And Wikipedia thought there were no reliable sources at all? Why not?” The reason is that the sources that provide mainstream coverage of conservative points of view, including Fox News, The New York Post, and the (U.K.) Daily Mail—as well as pretty much all of newer conservative news media sources, which are the only outlets doing any reporting on many important stories—have all been added to a list of sources “deprecated” for their coverage of political news. This is not a joke and not an exaggeration. Republican-favoring sources, even quite mainstream ones, simply may not be used on Wikipedia, not even to explain a Republican viewpoint. (I will discuss this more in the last section below.)”

    https://larrysanger.org/2021/06/wikipedia-is-more-one-sided-than-ever/

    • waffles

      It’s beyond lost. Who knew the early 2000s were a golden age?

      • SDF-7

        I sure didn’t at the time, but looking back — the difference in attitude and security focus of coworkers astounds me.

      • zwak

        The tail end of the golden age of the Slacker.

        Gen-X had its brief and shining moment of glory.

    • kbolino

      A week or so ago, I was reading some page (I can’t find it now, since all the relevant pages have been edited since) about Bill Cosby’s sordid business, and it mentioned his wife talking about how there had been some kind of agreement that Cosby shouldn’t have been prosecuted. As we now know, that was exactly the case. However, at the time, the Wikipedia article dutifully continued, noting that according to many reliable sources, Cosby’s wife’s statement was “bizarre” and without merit, and furthermore her views were out of touch with the views of modern women or something to that effect; the relevance of this latter observation was not immediately evident to me.

      Apply Hanlon’s Blunt Instrument as I coined it earlier today, the problem with Wikipedia’s current reliable sources policy and blacklist (RACIST!) is that the editors of Wikipedia are both stupid and malicious. The malice is obvious, they would not know good faith if it came up and saved them from eternal damnation. But the stupidity should not be discounted. Wikipedia is a massive bureaucracy, and in any bureaucracy, diligent incompetence is dutifully rewarded.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    The United States has won international backing for its plan to overhaul the global system for taxing companies…

    Pardon my ignorance, but WTF?

    • Sean

      10% to the big guy.

    • Rat on a train

      Corporate cartels bad. Government cartels good.

  11. Rebel Scum

    China is going to eat our lunch.

    the Air Force raised some eyebrows on Monday when it announced upcoming changes to its physical training test that would allow airmen to choose their own adventure for demonstrating physical prowess.

    The new test, which the service will begin to experiment with in January 2022, will allow airmen to choose between running, shuttle run sprints, and walking for the aerobic portion of the test. Shuttle run sprints involve sprinting back and forth between two markers about 25 meters apart. They could then choose between planks and sit-ups for the core strength measure. And for the final portion of the test airmen would be allowed to choose between push-ups and raised-hand push-ups.

    Instead of going up and down like a traditional push-up, the raised hand push-ups allow airmen to alternate lifting their hands up while in the push-up ready position, said Lt. Gen. Brian Kelly, the deputy chief of staff for manpower, personnel and services at Air Force headquarters, when he discussed the upcoming changes to the physical fitness test in a live chat with Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force JoAnne Bass on Monday.

    • juris imprudent

      Oh c’mon, the chair force doesn’t have more than a handful of folks that need to be physically fit.

    • Rat on a train

      Weren’t the old Air Force standards pathetically low?

      • TARDis

        Yes.
        /ex-AF

      • Animal

        My standard (good-humored) snark for those who tell me they’re former Air Force: “Oh, Air Force? That’s almost like being in the military.”

        (I keed, I keed)

      • mikey

        If you told me that….

        I’d agree.
        /ex AF

      • TARDis

        I used to tell my former Army boss that we all got a ribbon for being smart enough to walk past all the other recruiters.

        “You weren’t in the military, you were in the Service!”

        “Yep, and unless there’s a shitload more aircraft carriers getting built, you ain’t gonna win a war without us.” Unless it’s a submarine nuke war, of course.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Mrs. Biden said President Joe Biden came in and “heal[ed] this nation.”

    Kiss my ass, Doc.

    • UnCivilServant

      I thought dementia wasn’t contagious.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Was that one of those mutant super pigs jumping out of the truck a couple of mornings ago?

  14. Grummun

    Scientists investigating the effects of Fukushima’s nuclear disaster in 2011 on the region’s animals report that radiation has had no adverse effects on their genetics.

    So no actual mutations. Just closely related species interbreeding. But there must be nuclear scaremongering!

    • SDF-7

      But of course — how else can they get government pork for their research? The swine….

      • Nephilium

        Come on man… don’t boar Swiss.

      • Animal

        All right, stop hamming it up.

      • zwak

        Tusk-tusk, that was unnecessary!

      • R C Dean

        I think they’re just towing the loin.

      • Animal

        Not to mention wallowing in self pity.

      • Grummun

        You punsters are so opporktunistic.

    • Translucent Chum

      region’s animals report

      Like they’re going to admit it.

    • rhywun

      Thank god Cuomo shut down the nukes feeding NYC – just in the nick of— *pop*

  15. Rebel Scum

    In case you were wondering, Swallowswell is still al lying pos.

    On Wednesday MSNBC’s “Reid Out,” Swalwell repeated his sharp attacks on Republicans after anchor Joy Reid asked him how Republican lawmakers could look away from the “horrifying attack on our Capitol” that occurred on January 6.

    “This is a party now that Kevin McCarthy leads that is pro-slavery, a majority of their members voted to keep the Confederate monuments at the Capitol,” Swalwell insisted. “Instead of siding with the police, they’re rolling with the cop-killers. Instead of standing up to end gun violence prevention-instead of standing up to end gun violence in America with gun violence prevention, they are supporting mass shooters, like the shooter over last summer they are raising money for and holding up high.”

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      What a loathsome excuse for a human being. A politician in the worst meaning of the term.

      • rhywun

        But enough about Joy Reid.

    • R C Dean

      This is a party now that Kevin McCarthy leads that is pro-slavery

      “Rep. Swalwell, could you identify when the Democrat Party stopped being the pro-slavery, pro-Jim Crow, and pro-segregation party?”

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s Rep Swalwell (D-Beijing).

      • mrfamous

        The idea that he is still in congress is an absurdity. It’s like at the top of the list of shit you can’t do. He is hopelessly compromised and everybody knows it, but because congresscritters are no longer subject to any consequences for bad actions.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Sometime after the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The Republicans got the bill through, figured they were done after getting rid of actual systemic racism and then decided to keep the Black man down.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    In a statement, US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen called the agreement a “historic day for economic diplomacy.” Yellen secured the support of the Group of Seven nations, including Canada, France, Japan, Germany, Italy and the United Kingdom, last month.

    “For decades, the United States has participated in a self-defeating international tax competition, lowering our corporate tax rates only to watch other nations lower theirs in response,” Yellen said. That “race to the bottom” is now “one step closer to coming to an end,” she continued.

    The OECD’s framework includes a global minimum tax of at least 15% on multinational companies. The plan also holds that the biggest companies should pay tax where they generate sales
    and earn profits, and not just where they have a physical presence — a move that could have major ramifications for top tech companies like Google (GOOGL) and Amazon (AMZN).

    Establishing a global minimum tax has been a top priority for President Joe Biden, who wants to boost government revenue to help offset the costs of his proposed infrastructure package.</strong.

    “Where’s my cut?”

    So are these international profiteers now supposed to pay 15% of corporate earnings in every country in which they operate? That could get expensive.

    • Tonio

      Strong words there, Brooks.

    • rhywun

      I guess the rest of the world got jealous of the civil war the Biden wants to start in the US and decided to join in the fun.

    • Nephilium

      So the real question… who gets the first 15% cut?

      Or do they all get an equal cut? So what if you’re operating in 7 countries, pay each of us 15% of your earnings!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    And for the final portion of the test airmen would be allowed to choose between push-ups and raised-hand push-ups.

    Jazz hands pushups?

    • TARDis

      The old PT program.

      Soon it will be performed on an X-box.

    • Rat on a train

      hand-job push-ups?

  18. mikey

    So, what’s with Frau Doktor’s wardrobe? It looks like she buys her fabric from an upolstery shop. Her dress materials look like they came off Great Grnadma’s davenport.

    • Tonio

      Meow!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      She has been raiding another first lady’s wardrobe.

  19. Pope Jimbo

    Defund the Police? Or Libertarian Moment?

    A woman says she watched on surveillance camera as a man entered her home through her doggy door, but was baffled when prosecutors initially declined to take on the case.

    The woman says she called police after seeing the entry. Police found the man inside the home, called him out and arrested him for burglary.

    A few days later, however, the woman got a call that she never expected. The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office said it would not prosecute the suspect.

    “I was just scared,” the woman said. “And the rationale I was given for why they wouldn’t prosecute was it’s not breaking and entering to go through a doggie door. He didn’t steal anything and no one was home.”

    • Tonio

      That’s effed up, but I think it’s the same rationale as that an unlocked door is an invitation to walk in. I hate the law.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The short skirt exoneration.

      • TARDis

        I hate new laws, but how about forcible trespassing?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      How bout criminal trespass? If its not B&E, at least get the fucker for criminal trespass…

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s a misdemeanor in MN if somebody

        occupies or enters the dwelling or locked or posted building of another, without claim of right or consent of the owner or the consent of one who has the right to give consent, except in an emergency situation;

      • Pope Jimbo

        It might be one of those deals where the prosecutor knows that the criminal is already on probation, has no money and that no judge will send him to jail/prison.

        So why go through the effort? He isn’t going to jail or having his probation revoked. He can’t pay fines or restitution. And it wasn’t in the prosecutor’s neighborhood.

      • EvilSheldon

        That might require work.

    • R C Dean

      the rationale I was given for why they wouldn’t prosecute was it’s not breaking and entering to go through a doggie door

      Traditionally “breaking and entering” means using force to enter. I don’t see any other definitions in VA law. However, VA has several statutes against merely entering a residence with intent to commit a felony, which would sure seem to apply.

  20. grrizzly

    Today in NYT: Maybe Trump Wasn’t the Worst President Ever?

    Soon they will treat Trump like GWB.

    Somehow, at the moment I’m subscribing to the NYT, WSJ and the Boston Globe. Okay, the most expensive subscription is $4 a month. But still.

    • The Other Kevin

      Hey man, we were just kidding when Trump was president. Can’t you people take a joke?

    • Grumbletarian

      Prepping for the next GOP presidential candidate. “THIS GUY’S WORSE THAN TRUMPENHITLER EVER WAS!”

    • Animal

      Is it weird that I like Don Jr. better now?

      • DEG

        She said he ‘was a “naughty boy” when she “let him out of his cage.”‘

        I read that and wondered if he was into cuckolding/wearing chastity cages.

        Whatever floats your boat, but I wonder about people with those fetishes.

    • The Other Kevin

      Sounds like he has normal interests, unlike Hunter and his freaky shit.

    • zwak

      ‘Cause somehow that’s worse than fucking your dying brother’s wife.

      OK, sure.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That was just a momentary slip!

        Since then he has been a paragon of the community. Well except that stripper momma. But I’m sure that kid will turn out fine even if his grandpa refuses to acknowledge him. Gives the kid some grit.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Man finds women in sexy outfit, sexy. News at 11.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Not the messiah? (sorry)

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      +1 Rachel Greene

      On second thought, what was Gavin into? On third thought, never mind. Pleh.

    • BakedPenguin

      Joe Biden visited Surfside, Florida, Thursday, meeting with families of missing

      Then he challenged them to pushup contests, finally wandering to a local 7-11, where he ordered a slice.

    • R C Dean

      This stopped being a rescue days ago. Its body recovery now.

  21. Jerms

    Mrs L. Wood.
    Hope she gets better sooner rather than later.

  22. Jerms

    My kids friends mom just told me im getting a $4,500 check from Joe Biden this month because i have 3 children. Is this true?

    • rhywun

      I don’t have children. Where’s my bribe?

      • TARDis

        You created no minions for Gozer??? You get nothing!

    • Nephilium

      As most things dealing with taxes… it depends.

      /has no children, but starting to get real sick of funding them.

      • Jerms

        Yeah theyve been robbing my paychecks for almost 30 years—any time i can get any type of refund on that-i’ll take it

      • Nephilium

        Not blaming you, but I do think this credit is an early refund type deal. But I will vote down every single school levy they try to pass in my neck of the woods, or anything else “for the children”.

      • Jerms

        Shit my kids use the schools and i vote against any “for the schools” bullshit. Im paying over 12k in property taxes as it is.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    ‘Cause somehow that’s worse than fucking your dying brother’s wife.

    He was consoling her, you heartless monster.

  24. DEG

    It’s good that Mrs. L is getting better.

    LAPD Bomb techs trying to safety dispose of several Improvised Fireworks inside the Dept Total Containment Vessel miscalculated and resulting blast destroyed containment sphere and blew out windows for blocks. At least 3 people transported.

    Without government, who would improperly dispose of fireworks?

      • DEG

        See… 14 year old boys don’t have the training (i.e. grifting opportunities for “trainers”) that the government has leading to sub-par improper disposal of fireworks. We wouldn’t want the grifters to do witho… errr…. sub-par improper disposal of fireworks do we?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Curb your attack dog

    Nearly 40 House Democrats are demanding House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy take what they call “immediate action” to address the behavior of GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, whose actions, they say in a Thursday letter obtained by CNN, “could lead to violence against members of Congress.”

    The group chose to take this step after Greene spoke as a warmup act for former President Donald Trump at his rally in Ohio last weekend, an aide familiar with the letter’s origins told CNN. Greene, without evidence, repeatedly claimed Trump won the 2020 election and viciously attacked Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York.
    Greene described Ocasio-Cortez as the “little communist from New York City,” and nodded in agreement with the crowd when they started shouting “lock her up.”
    Ocasio-Cortez has signed on to the letter, which is led by Rep. Pramila Jayapal of Washington and is signed by a diverse list of House Democrats, including fellow progressives like Reps. Cori Bush of Missouri and Ilhan Omar of Minnesota and more moderate members like Reps. Gerald Connolly of Virginia and Brendan Boyle of Pennsylvania.
    The Democrats write that they believe Greene’s conduct has reached an “unacceptable level,” referring to several incidents from her short tenure in Congress, including Greene’s posting of an anti-transgender sign outside of her office, directly across the hall from another lawmaker who has a transgender child.
    “Rep. Greene’s conduct does not comport with what we expect from a member of the House of Representatives,” the letter reads. “Moreover, we are extremely concerned that her conduct is creating an unsafe work environment for members, and that her actions could lead to violence against members of Congress.”

    Poor things. Their delicate sensibilities are under assault. Who could ever have imagined Congresspeeplz would fight over the toys in the sandbox?

    • Gustave Lytton

      her conduct is creating an unsafe work environment for members, and that her actions could lead to violence against members of Congress.”

      Wouldn’t that be true of pretty much all 435 members? Also, fuck their pseudo aristocratic pretensions. You’re the hired help, you should be fear of getting your asses kicked and your necks stretched for what you all have been doing. Excerpt Omar. The brother fucking undeported illegal alien can be repatriated to her own country at 20kft.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m perplexed.

      After all the love and support that The Squad has showered on Marjorie Taylor Greene, you would think she wouldn’t attack them. Doesn’t she understand that comity is a two way street?

    • Ted S.

      Steve Scalise should write the response.

      • leon

        We need a special committee to investigate Jan 6 because some Congress people soiled their suits, but no one needs to look into what radicalized the guy to shoot up the Republicans.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        no one needs to look into what radicalized the guy to shoot up the Republicans.

        He was radicalized by evil Republicans trying to steal his health care so they could give money to billionaires, duh.

    • EvilSheldon

      I gotta say, as a confirmed gun pervert… The idea of having a trained anti-drone falcon doing my top cover is getting me going a little bit.

      • TARDis

        I have an owl that is nearby. I just want to see it. I hear it often, but can never locate it. I would love to see an owl fuck up a drone.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was walking through a patch of woods in my suburban slice of heaven one night this spring and I finally saw the owl that I heard for so long.

        Of course, I saw it as it swooped a few feet over my head which wasn’t the ideal way to see him. Had to go home and do a load of laundry because I didn’t want the wife to start asking questions about how my grundies ended up like that.

    • R C Dean

      Click through to the original tweet and scroll down. He’s got drone POV footage of the bird taking one down.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *snicker*

      I know who to send that to.

  26. The Bearded Hobbit

    Found some .223 ammo at the local sporting goods store, $0.65 per round. Prices coming back down from the troposphere.

  27. Pope Jimbo

    Even when you try, you get put up against the wall

    BALTIMORE — When Target announced that it was opening a store in Mondawmin, a predominantly Black neighborhood in Baltimore, a city struggling with crime and poverty, it seemed like a ticket to a turnaround.

    And from the start, it was a practical success and a point of community pride. The store, which opened in 2008, carried groceries, operated a pharmacy and had a Starbucks cafe — the only one in this part of Baltimore’s west side.

    People came from across the city to shop there, helping to soften the Mondawmin area’s reputation for crime and the looting that followed protests over the 2015 death of Freddie Gray, who was fatally injured while in city police custody. As an employer, Target seemed to cater to the community’s needs, making a point of hiring Black men and providing an office in the store for a social worker to support the staff. Elijah Cummings, the congressman from Baltimore, was known to shop there.

    But in February 2018, with almost no warning or explanation, Target closed the store.

    Residents, especially those without cars, lost a convenient place to shop for quality goods. And a marker of the community’s self-worth was suddenly taken away.

    “To open a store like Target in an African American neighborhood gave this area legitimacy,” said the Rev. Frank Lance, pastor of Mount Lebanon Baptist Church in Mondawmin. “When the store closed, it was like saying, ‘You are not worthy after all.'”

    You have to read a long way into that story to read that the store had lots of shrinkage and crazy security expenses. The first 3/4 of the story is all about how great the store was and how everyone loved it. So glowing the only reason Target closed it just had to be racism.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I was about to say that the shoplifting was probably off the charts.

      But it’s not kosher to say that.

      • BakedPenguin

        Well, none of the shoplifters used bikes.

    • Suthenboy

      “When the store closed, it was like saying, ‘You are not worthy after all.’”

      If you dont like being called an asshole, stop being an asshole. This isn’t hard stuff. Kudos to Target…there is a reason there were no stores there in the first place. Ask the war-mart in kingwood, Texas. Oh, that’s right, you cant because they are gone.

      • Raven Nation

        “If you dont like being called an asshole, stop being an asshole”

        Or, you know, don’t attach your self-esteem to a shopping chain.

    • kbolino

      Baltimore City is “struggling with crime and poverty” like Kim Jong-Un is “struggling” with being a totalitarian dictator.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    High alert

    The White House is deploying Covid-19 response teams across the United States focused on combatting the highly contagious delta variant, the Biden administration announced Thursday.

    The teams, comprised of officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and other federal agencies, will work with communities at higher risk of experiencing outbreaks and will focus on increasing the rate of Covid-19 vaccinations, White House Covid czar Jeff Zients said during a White House news briefing on the pandemic.

    The teams will also increase testing to expand detection of the virus, facilitate contact tracing and provide therapeutics to help treat those who become infected, he said, adding the government is ready to provide additional personnel.

    There are 1,000 counties in the U.S. that have vaccination coverage of less than 30%, CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky said at the briefing. These counties, primarily in the South and Midwest, are the most vulnerable to the variant, she said.

    “To be clear, the federal government stands ready to meet the moment and work with our state partners to respond to the delta variant,” Zients said.

    We’ll have our PR people ready to jump in front of the cameras at a moment’s notice.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Spare me the bullshit. It’s more virulent, less pathogenic, which is exactly what we want.

      • R C Dean

        It’s more virulent, less pathogenic,

        Its not more virulent, its more infectious. “Virulent” means “makes you really sick or kills you”.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Correct. It’s more transmissible, less virulent. Which is what we want.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Bah….

        Whatever

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

      TREMBLE IN FEAR, AMERICA!

    • Suthenboy

      I am fairly certain that space aliens have sprayed the earth with some kind of retard-inducing chemical agent.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I have noticed they don’t even try to toss out any cases or hospitalizations with this one…just BEWARE! They are targeting with fear those silly unrepentant hicks that just won’t get vaccinated it seems.

    • Sean

      DARPA is working on Pie’s dart gun suggestion.

    • Drake

      Of course they drop this bullshit right before the holiday weekend.

  29. leon

    Man company trainings are so droll. Every time it’s Dumb guy being set straight by intelligent woman.

    • rhywun

      So… like in the entirety of American popular culture for the last 30 or 40 years?

      • TARDis

        The man.

        One second.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Kimberly Guilfoyle told GOP donors how Don Jr liked it when she wore a cheerleading outfit

    Like this?

      • TARDis

        She forgot her panties???

      • Ownbestenemy

        Mildly, but yeah, probably not something in this climate for a boss to happen upon. I’ve seen more cheek on news sites.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    *cough* NSFW *cough*

    Oops.

  32. Suthenboy

    I did not read the hog story because of the ridiculous pop ups and the page jumping around. I hate that shit. Who is designing web pages these days? Do all of the publishers contract that job out to schools for retards?

    From the comments I get the notion that the story is that there are no mutations. The rest seems to be a big nothing burger. Developmentally pigs are odd critters. If you separate siblings and raise half of them in a pen then set the other half loose to grow in the wild the pen half will be fat, have sparse hair and short snouts with a steep brow. The wild half will be lean, long snouted, no forehead slope and have lots of shaggy hair.
    The story here is that all of the hysteria over the nuclear meltdown was for naught…as hysteria usually is.

    • KSuellington

      Yes, I can’t stand websites like that one for more than thirty seconds viewing. It’s almost like they are designed to repel people. A far as the feral hogs, they look quite like typical feral hogs. Mutant my ass, that is pure clickbait.

  33. Nephilium

    One of the suburbs of Cleveland is coming down hard on an establishment. From their objection to renewing a liquor license:

    “I have reviewed the facts, and have especially reviewed the police reports from the past six years,” Murphy wrote in his opinion to council, “which indicate numerous fights (including the presence of firearms), the use of foul language and other things, and related incidents providing evidence the proprietor may be operating in disregard of local laws, regulation and local ordinances.

    “In addition, there is evidence the proprietor is interfering with public decency, sobriety, peace and good order in the neighborhood. Consequently, I believe there are sufficient grounds for the city to object to the renewal of the permit.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sounds like a normal bar.

      • Nephilium

        Chuck E. Cheese definitely would not be my first choice of a drinking establishment.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dads gotta do what Dads gotta do though. Sugar pizza and watered down beer is not all that bad.

  34. DEG

    LePage files paperwork to run for governor

    Former Maine Governor Paul LePage has filed paperwork to run for governor in 2022.

    The move is not unexpected. The Republican has hinted since before leaving office that he would challenge Democratic Governor Janet Mills.

    A post on his Facebook page says. Exciting news to share soon. Please visit the new site and sign up to be the first to know.

    That website comes along with a countdown ticker that ends Monday morning at 11am.

    LePage registered as a candidate for governor today with the Maine Commission on Governmental Ethics and Election Practices.

    The filing allows LePage to begin raising money for his campaign.

    He still needs to file paperwork with the Maine Secretary of State’s Office to gather the signatures required to appear on the ballot next year.

    LePage served as Maine governor from 2011 to 2019 and was prevented from running for a third consecutive term in 2018 due to term limits.

    LePage served as Maine governor from 2011 to 2019 and was prevented from running for a third consecutive term in 2018 due to term limits.

  35. Ownbestenemy

    The FedGov is really working hard to curry favor with its employees. This will be the 2nd early release with 3-hours of paid admin leave (not charged to other like annual or sick) in conjunction with an upcoming holiday. I have only ever seen this done for Christmas Eve in the past 10 years.

    Granted I am considered essential and mission critical, so it doesn’t apply but still. Seems like buying good times to me.

    • Sean

      I want my tax money back. I’m not getting anything for it. ?

      • Nephilium

        But the roads! And the regulations! And the police!

        Government is just violence done against us in all of our names.

      • Ownbestenemy

        *ahem* that is airways to you, good sir!

      • R.J.

        I mentioned that in relation to constantly raised property taxes, has a good friend shout at me and say “I was selfish” for not wanting to “pay my share.” Share of what? Endless union fees and other people’s pensions?

      • westernsloper

        AND THE ROADS!!!!

      • Suthenboy

        I think ‘friend’ is feeble minded and given in to the brainwashing.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The Norm McDonald and Gloria clip….good god.

    • Suthenboy

      I dont know what to make of the Cosby case. I do know that he was outspoken about black communities assimilating into the civil society by having good work ethic, nuclear families and not committing crime. Suddenly he was persona non grata and all of the accusations surfaced.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Absent the act that he is accused of, what to make of it is someone railroaded for a ‘social’ movement. Now we need to see it for the normal people caught up in that bullshit.

    • westernsloper

      I have never ever heard all the details in that case because I really didn’t give a fuck. Maybe I should have. That was some bullshit there. The fact it took so long to get thrown out is a bit disheartening.

      TMITE

    • Hyperion

      Thanks dude for agreeing with my infallible position on this.

  36. UnCivilServant

    Here’s a thought experiment. Within this science fiction setting, you have two human societies separated by scads of light years.

    One is a large and wealthy region stuck in internicine wars of varying intencity. In these wars anything short of nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons with whatever tactics or strategies would prove most effecatious being employed in any given theater. However, these wars are mostly isolated to known border regions with large swathes of planets which do not see fighting for centuries. It has a thriving capitalist economy including interstellar trade, even cross-border trade.

    The other is a smaller resource-poor area ruled by an authoritarian warrior caste who settles disputes in almost ritualized flower wars whose aim is to minimize damage and loss of materiel. Right to rule is determined by personal skill in these ritual combats. It has a socialist command economy, and all children are raised in communal heavily ideological government schools with no interaction with their parents. The idea of trade is derided and looked down upon by most of the people with any real influence.

    Assuming they started at a similar tech level, after a few centuries, which of these societies would be more innovative and technologically advanced?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      The capitalist trading economy. Especially with areas of the planet that are not touched by occasional violence.

      • UnCivilServant

        This is what I thought too, but these are descriptions of the Inner Sphere and the Clans in Battletech, and for some reason, they made the Clans more advanced and better at ‘real’ war, despite having little practice at it and discarding their more experienced leaders when they lose their fast twitch reflexes with age.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I wouldn’t take the word of fiction writers who don’t understand economics as being accurate on matters of economics.

      • Nephilium

        I didn’t want to call it out. 🙂

        That’s also a fictional setting where during the Clans exodus the Inner Sphere was already losing the ability to understand the technology they were using, and couldn’t replace it (thanks to Comstar going into full cult religion mode). There’s also the point that the Clans used heavy genetic engineering on their offspring to provide better genetics.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yet if you read the exodus lore, there’s no reason the clans would have any special ability to understand the tech either.

        But Comstar’s monopoly was only on HPGs. In terms of development for military equipment, there was a ton of competition, and potential sources of new competition.

        There is literally no incentive for the clans to have innovated.

      • Nephilium

        I seem to recall that the Clan placed an emphasis on knowledge as well, with their scientist/scholar caste being right below the Mechwarriors in terms of status. Once the Inner Sphere got their hands on some of the Clan tech, they improved it and made it better as well. Of course, the world also had to be designed where Battlemechs were rare heirlooms, and to craft a reason why they were better then swarms of vehicles.

      • UnCivilServant

        When you grow up in an indoctrination factory and glean no benefit from developing something new, both the ability to innovate and the incentive are lacking.

        I don’t mind the setting. I mind the stupidity of the clan culture and ongoing infestation.

      • DEG

        The Battletech world is a world where you go for fun, not things that make sense.

      • Not Adahn

        Were all clanners raised in creches, or just warrior caste? Since giftake only come from warriors, I can’t believe that any other caste is anything other than freeborn.

      • Not Adahn

        The Clans weren’t better at real war. That’s why they lost at Tukayyid.

        Their mechs were vastly superior pound for pound, so initially IS tactics were based on faulty information.

      • UnCivilServant

        Never forget – they lost to the Phone Company.

      • Not Adahn

        I stopped following the lore once FASA went under, but didn’t the IS annihilate Smoke Jaguar and reconquer everything they lost?

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes and no.

        Most recently they decided to make clanners head of the Third Star League – the least legitimate iteration of that name yet.

    • Suthenboy

      When Germany was split between the socialist east and the nominally free trade west German companies were split as well. When Germany was re-united so were the companies. What the west German companies found was that their East German counterparts were still using the same tools to make the same things in exactly the same way as they did in 1945. Nothing had changed, they were frozen in time. No innovation whatsoever in products or methods.
      A buddy of mine worked for one of those companies…I want to say it was Zeiss…and his reaction was “Hell, we dont even make that stuff anymore”.

      It isn’t a thought experiment, it actually happened.
      Again, I congratulate all of the booger-eatin’ morons that helped get OMB out of office.

      • BakedPenguin

        That should’ve included the quote “No innovation whatsoever in products or methods.”

      • Suthenboy

        The Trabant says ‘Hi!’

        It’s probably a toss up.

      • rhywun

        ?

      • rhywun

        A Quick Look at the Yugo, the Worst Car in History

        Trabant would like a word.

      • BakedPenguin

        It seems a consensus is forming.

        Interesting that the cars have a similar heritage in common.

      • Animal

        There’s a guy down in Wasilla has a Yugo. We see him driving it every now and then. If you thought they were pieces of shit new, you should see one that’s spent 40-some years dealing with Alaska winters.

    • robodruid

      Well….
      When you have the succession wars being so brutal that tech families having to hide in bunkers….
      And ROMstar working on sabotaging continued research…..And family dynasties….
      Hard to say how anything could get done.

      • UnCivilServant

        There is no way comstar could kill enough potential sources of innovation period.

        And the period after the secnd succession war was centuries without that degree of free for all. Nevermind the fact that there were still plent of entire bloody plants left unscathed.

      • robodruid

        Oh I agree that there should have been some surviving tech. Just going by the lore…..

        “its just a game”
        <person who had all the source books, and still have the "grey death legion" books as well.
        Never could get into AEROTECH.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC2lsZU_Y4A

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m currently playing MW5 on the other monitor and have Price of Glory paused on my walkman waiting for the next audiobook time.

        I’m still going to criticize something I like when it’s being stupid.

      • Not Adahn

        A Griffin IIc has a higher damage output than a pre-lostech Awesome, and can easily solo an Atlas from the same time period. When your gear is that OP, it covers a lot of flaws.

      • UnCivilServant

        Ever since they took out the backward facing lasers, I’ve seen plenty of lights/mediums taking apart unsupported assaults by staying in their blind spot.

        Always support your heavies.

      • Not Adahn

        None of my designs ever had a blind spot. Your main weapons go on the arms, not the torso.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m talking about the stock models.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        Stock models? What’s the fun in that?

        I got annoyed when the video games went to the hardpoint model instead of just space and tonnage. My goal with every mech I designed was to be able to do an Alpha Strike heavy enough to take out a heavier weight class’s max armor without needing to immediately shut down due to heat.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, you’re using the MechCommander model.

        When we get into customizable hardware, of course the player designed ‘Mechs will be better than what rolled off the assembly line.

        I used the lore (and thus the stock models) as a frame of reference because I’d been ranting about lore.

        *rips SRMs off salvage and dumps them in ‘for sale’ bin*

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        /pushes his MechCommander and BattleTech books under a bed

        The addition of stability was something I actually enjoyed quite a bit in the Battletech game. It added some decent options for adding missile boats and physical attacks.

      • UnCivilServant

        Half my assaults I got by knocking them over until the pilot was senseless.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        Called shot to the head with an AC/20 was my go to. Until I got Gauss Rifles.

      • UnCivilServant

        My SLDF Highlander got nicknamed “Ablative Meat Shield” because I realized the objective for the mission before getting it didn’t require getting the whole lance out alive. So it was positioned to soak up more of the hits to get the client out.

        After I started driving it personally, I could take the head off an atlas as soon as I had line of sight.

      • Not Adahn

        SRM >> A/C 5

  37. westernsloper

    but a Global Minimum Tax is straight out of black helicopters, New Word Order rants by the tinfoil hat crowd.

    Barbados also did not sign on to the deal.

    Who wants to start a company in Barbados with me?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I’m waiting to see what the Cayman Islands and Liechtenstein will do. There is Ilse of Man but I don’t think the climate is all that good.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Liechtenstein is where Men can change the stars!

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Oops. From Wikipedia Liechtenstein is out.

        In October 2015, the European Union and Liechtenstein signed a tax agreement to ensure the automatic exchange of financial information in case of tax disputes. The collection of data started in 2016, and is another step to bring the principality in line with other European countries with regard to its taxation of private individuals and corporate assets.

      • rhywun

        Dumbasses.

      • westernsloper

        I have been to Grand Caymen a few times and it is a fun place. Especially if you are a diver which I am not but the beer was cheap. (granted we are going back late 80’s early 90’s so that really means nothing) I have never been to Barbados but I like that neighborhood.

  38. LJW

    From the post above.

    “Target invested in a struggling area, but the outcome was almost more disheartening: The company ultimately decided that, despite its social goals, the store was not financially successful enough to keep open. The closing is a sobering reminder of the realities of capitalism”

    Ok now do the realities of communism

    There would be no shrink, because everyone would be lined up and shot. But there would be no Target. You would have a chance to get a slice of bread if you lined up at the local community store early on Monday morning.

    • R C Dean

      The closing is a sobering reminder of the realities of capitalism good intentions don’t trump reality

  39. Ownbestenemy

    Let us lighten the mood

    • Sean

      ?

    • Suthenboy

      I am so grouchy I thought nothing could lighten my mood right now. Despite the awful music that did lighten my mood. Thank you.

  40. one true athena

    well, I cursed myself yesterday by saying my eye surgery today would be the greatest thing since sliced bread. It got canceled. So now I’m bummed. Two more weeks, when I was supposed to be home with a new cataract-free eye right now.

    • westernsloper

      Sorry they canceled. Worth the wait though. It is awesome.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • blackjack

      That sucks. Well, it’ll be worth the wait.

      Spoiler alert, Japanese pron is actually blurry for all of us too.

  41. Hyperion

    “President Biden wins global support for massive tax overhaul”

    Unconstitutional and DOA. Who’s going to enforce that?

    We need more lampposts.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Simple me thinks something like is a treaty and would need the consent of the Senate….but that is simple me.

      • leon

        A head of state unilaterally setting taxes. The founders would disown us.

      • Nephilium

        One of my favorite bits from Sleepy Hollow (first season was decent, it went downhill quickly) was the person who was woken up in the modern day learning about sales tax, and ranting about it.

      • Hyperion

        And you’d be absolutely right. It’s almost like these assholes are just seeing how far they can push anything, no matter what.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They ‘proved’ that the country doesn’t care, State and people, that they don’t need consent for a treaty with the whole Iran deal in Obama’s term. That was written off as “He had to! It is a do-nothing Congress!”

      • blackjack

        That’s how people treat something they stole. Put it all on red, it was free anyway.

      • Hyperion

        ^this^

    • KSuellington

      If they try and pull that it will last as long as Biden lasts, which will be one term. DeSantis will win 2024 decisively and that is absolutely one thing that would get immediately ditched.

    • Suthenboy

      When is that cockroach’s term up? I guess it doesnt matter. Trump was impeached after he was out of office.

      California voters got what they voted for. Dumbasses. Now we are getting what Biden voters voted for. 10 bucks says if the R’s take the house and senate they won’t impeach Biden. Or maybe they will right after they repeal Obamacare.

    • blackjack

      It’s a win for gruesome. He want’s it to happen just as all the bribery checks are being cashed. I have faith that he’ll do something exceedingly offensive before then anyways. He has a knack for being a giant douche. A man’s gotta have some kind of skills.

      • blackjack

        If we have some big fires, Herr Newsom’s big lies about fire prevention will dominate the news about them. That might be enough right there. Exaggerating the acreage being cleared by 690% while simultaneously reducing the fire budget by 150 million and, also simultaneously spending 100’s of millions on the homeless plague, that’s going to leave a mark while the forests burn and the power is being shut down so we can’t charge our EVs.

      • rhywun

        How does it work? Is it D v R or multiple D’s against each other…?

        I would put money on whoever the Dem party machine seems to be propping up.

      • blackjack

        It’s two parts. Question one is, do you want to throw the bum out. Question two is, which bum do you want to replace him with.

        Personally, I want to see him kicked out and I don’t care much who replaces him. We can always kick that asshole out too. This dumbshit needs to get jettisoned for the good of anyone who might one day be subjected to his kingly whims in the future. Trust me, he plans on moving up.

      • blackjack

        Oh, and I believe there’s about 79 contenders so far. The entry requirements are very small and it’s a rare chance to win a huge office with little experience or effort.

      • KSuellington

        So far there are zero other Dems that have signed up. That may change, but as of now there are no other Dems on the ballot. The best of the lot is probably the ex mayor of San Diego, that is milquetoast at best, but an improvement. Gavin needs to be ditched before he tries and make the next jump up.

      • blackjack

        It would be great to get an improvement, but it’s not all that important. What’s meaningful is showing him and the future mini Il Duce’s that we can kick them out. That and stopping him from moving up to the next round.

      • one true athena

        And Sept 14 is gonna be after school restarts, so we’ll see how he handles the teachers as well. They’ll campaign against his ass if he tries to make them go back. Well, without a massive cash outlay. So he’ll probably dump a bunch of $$ on them in the summer to prevent this.

      • blackjack

        This, too. LAUSD is pushing hard for mandatory vaxxing for ALL kids. I see a bunch of parents refusing to jab their 5-6 y/o’s with an experimental drug they’ve been told all year is not safe for anyone under 16. Empty seats mean less dough from the golden goose.

      • KSuellington

        I liked how his dumbass chief of staff didn’t file the right paperwork and so now he may not have a D next to his name in the recall election. Of course they are suing to change that as no way he wants to just run on his name. I don’t have too much hope that his ass will be sent packing, but anything is possible. If the summer sees a lot of rolling blackouts then all bets are off. Oh, how I despise that greasy fucker.

      • blackjack

        Don’t count him in just yet. He’s so offensive to normal people that it will motivate them to hit the gong. They might elect his political twin, but I think there a higher than not chance he gets extricated from his throne.

    • DEG

      You turned hipster?

      • Hyperion

        Wait.. you’re saying there was a time when Sean wasn’t hipster? Get outta here!

      • Sean

        I do not have a beard.

      • Hyperion

        You don’t need one if you have any of the other hipster accessories. Skinny Jeans? Man purse? A vest? A small electric vehicle? No facial hair at all. Apple anything? Seen drinking a soy latte?

      • Hyperion

        You don’t need one if you have any of the other hipster accessories. Skinny Jeans? Man purse? A vest? A small electric vehicle? No facial hair at all. Apple anything? Seen drinking a soy latte?

      • Hyperion

        I think this is the first time I’ve ever double posted anything. It’s a sign! Sean is a hipster!

      • UnCivilServant

        So what you’re saying is that you’re cleanshaven before it was cool?

      • DEG

        I’ve met Sean, and he never struck me as a hipster type.

      • Hyperion

        You’re ruining the fun.

  42. Ownbestenemy

    Wife had her first customer demand to know her vaccination status. It was a good thing I was not there. She handled it like a businesswoman and saved the customer. I would have, in much more words, told her to fuck off.

    • westernsloper

      The answer is always, “of course I am vaccinated”. (my shot record is a multi page book but let’s not nitpick about any particular vaccine)

      • Suthenboy

        My thoughts exactly.

      • Drake

        Yep – polio, small-pox, tetanus, even shingles. I’m immunized against all the truly dangerous stuff.

      • Ownbestenemy

        She was much more diplomatic. I would have told the customer that they have been dealing for over a year with a vaxxer and I could potentially be the harbinger of death but you didn’t care about that now did you?

      • Hyperion

        I tattooed my status on my ass, want to see? *stands up and loosens belt*

      • hayeksplosives

        I like it.

      • blackjack

        The crowd all says, ” Wow!” in unison, only to be corrected by you, “No, it says Mom!”

      • Hyperion

        Dude, you’re so much like me that you get on my nerves. Stop that!

      • Suthenboy

        It is just amazing to me how many people are chickenshit cowards.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Agreed. Know what eased her addled mind? Wife agreed to, while picking up the dog in a dog pen where the owner leaves it, to wear a mask. That is it.

        Never mind the fact that for the past 4 months, this woman, prior to her vaccination apparently, had no issues with standing next to and talking with my wife until the deadly Delta variant has reared its head!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Like I said, much more diplomatic than me. Guess that is why I married her.

      • Suthenboy

        Not just cowards but idiots as well.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I would struggle to value such a person’s continued business relationship over the desire to get them the hell away from me.

    • leon

      I won’t click twitchy links. I don’t know what nefarious deeds that they are up to, but the site invariably kills my browser performance.

      • Nephilium

        Usually about 20-25 embedded Twitter links to show their story.

    • hayeksplosives

      Will my chocolate rations be doubled from 10 to 5 also?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I bet the “decrease” in costs is due to unit sizes going down.

    • Suthenboy

      “White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki explained, Americans are actually paying less for gas “in real terms” these days.”

      And Lori Lightfoot is enlightening us all with the truth that crime is down.

      More “Believe me and not your lying eyes” crap from authoritarian assholes. As the citizens of the USSR were fond of saying “We listen to the press and authorities so we know what not to believe.”

      • westernsloper

        WTF is real terms?

      • hayeksplosives

        Weasel words so they can later claim not to have technically lied.

      • BakedPenguin

        ‘After you extract the massive inflation we’ve pumped into our money supply’.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Instead of putting $50 in the tank, you put $30 because the other $20 went into higher grocery costs.

      • hayeksplosives

        Compared to the price of lumber?

      • Hyperion

        Whatever we decide it is today.

    • Count Potato

      Because no one has actually been to a supermarket lately?

      • hayeksplosives

        The Leftie policy setters certainly haven’t.

        They employ the serfs for that so that they themselves can hole up in their dachas and make important decisions for the Greater Good.

      • Hyperion

        You just think that inflation and shrinkflation exists. But it’s another right wing lie. You need to ask the experts, they’ll set you straight.

    • Drake

      Maybe if you walk to the butcher shop.

  43. SandMan

    Was late to the party, just wanted to comment about Westernslopers Water article; Awesome!

    • westernsloper

      Thanks SM, and thanks to those who also said they liked it. I didn’t want to be a loser and late comment on my own post to say thanks to everyone but I was working when it went up. And a correction to the story. That trip would have been in the early 2000’s not the late 90’s. Math is hard.

      • DEG

        It was a good story. I saw it after this post went up.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Good story WS, I enjoyed it for a lunchtime treat.

  44. commodious spittoon

    I thought I saw fraternal Downs twins at the grocery. I didn’t know they come in twos, I thought. I think they were a midget couple, though. Cute pair, waddling through the freezer aisle.

  45. Tres Cool

    Im off to work early, kids. Hold things together while Im gone.
    The upside is that Ill be able to enjoy my TallCans® an hour earlier in the morning.

    • UnCivilServant

      It apparently isn’t diverse enough.

      • Plinker762

        Needs more development in the graft department?

    • blackjack

      They shouldn’t have let the LAPD bomb squad be consultants on that project.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      actually yes, that was a project of hers,
      /said too much, Ducking now….

    • blackjack

      That story is from 2017. It says the project could be wound down as early as early 2019.

      • hayeksplosives

        Navy railgun is done-zo for now. It’s always come in peaks and troughs.

        The technology made a lot of progress in this latest 15 year stint, but it isn’t time yet.

        This isn’t a surprise to anyone in the community. Army has a few bucks left still.

    • kinnath

      The article is Dec 2017

      • Hyperion

        “Plus I’ll add this since I’m evil too.”

        I don’t get the point. Why else would you be here?

      • Sensei

        Required for all libertarians I’ve been told.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Holy crap, that’s a lot of storage batteries! Surprised it’s in close proximity to the gun unit.

      • Sensei

        My guess is if it goes pear shaped the plasma ball takes out everything in a wide radius.

        OT I just realized unless I make a very conscious effort I can’t say “yorushiku onegai shimasu” without bowing my head. Pretty much the same for all the polite words at this point.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I was thinking about potential outgassing from the cells.

        Hah hah! I’ve caught myself miming mannerisms from shadowing a little. Your head bowing though, earns you this Dogen: https://youtu.be/Qmfipv-H4_o

      • hayeksplosives

        I can’t say anything useful or interesting.

        I will say everything that is in the public discussion is public because it’s not particularly useful, novel, or surprising.

      • Plinker762

        I remember when hypersonic missiles were a big thing in the late 80s.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        There was a railgun project adjacent to the laser fusion project I worked on at LANL in the late 80’s. I wanted to transfer over but ultimately it didn’t matter; both were cancelled in the early 90’s.

  46. Hyperion

    Back you into a corner, wink wink

    Run, Joe, run, you were warned. She’s going to try to put the dried up old crinkly dust mop on you! Run!!!! Gah, the horror!

    Jeebus, even SF could not write such a horror.

    • robodruid

      You are tempting fate.

    • creech

      This is the shit that happens when deep red states re-elect a D senator, and Repubs completely screw up their chances in Georgia. The electoral landscape for the Senate in 2022 looks even bleaker for the GOP.

  47. Hyperion

    If I move to WV, I’m going to help get Manchin’s sorry ass primaried. You trust that guy? LOL, umm, just say no.

  48. Suthenboy

    The trouble with HVP is that range is limited. Because increasing the speed of any vehicle/projectile increases the need for exponentially more energy (air resistance increases exponentially) the projectile slows down very quickly at high speeds. I am just spitballing here…really, no sarcasm…I wonder if heavier, more aerodynamic projectiles would be the better strategy. Also…you know…rockets. Rockets are always going to have more range, precision and speed.

    • hayeksplosives

      It’s all about money at this point.

      We are mostly in asymmetric warfare. Looking for something cheaper than missiles to counter other missiles.

  49. Gender Traitor

    Since Tres has left for work and Neph Mr. Ilium is upthread discussing….some sort of…gaming thing (?) I’ll take a chance that no one else has mentioned Guv DeRino’s latest middle finger to Ohio businesses.

    How you say in your (abbreviated) language? CWAA?

    • Hyperion

      He’s like the Heartland Mittens.

    • Nephilium

      I was disappoint that there were no more Grinch who stole Summer shirts in Put-In-Bay last weekend. But Fuck DeWine was still a regular toast.

  50. Nephilium

    In mild amusement for me, Holey Moley (ridiculous over the top mini-golf) has returned. They lean into the absurdity of it all, which entertains the girlfriend and I.

    • Hyperion

      Godzilla in the sand trap?

      • Nephilium

        Here’s an idea of their greatest hits. So many people getting hit by windmills.

      • rhywun

        I had no idea Wipeout had a mini-golf spinoff.

      • Nephilium

        You don’t want to win the golden putter and the plaid jacket?

    • Gender Traitor

      Are you speaking of the TV series or an actual course where you can play? (Please say there’s a real course somewhere in Ohio!)

      • Sensei

        Seriously? No mini golf? I’m surprised.

        It’s like a staple of the NJ seashore. Too many places to count.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Cali is the same, I love Mini golf, almost as fun as Disc, and waaaaay better than ball golf,

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You and me, bro. We need to get together and play some disc and mini golf.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Someday Bro, my latest Gal is better than me, and we plan on touring together, she is as serious as me, so we are going to journey, even down Texas way,

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, we have mini golf….somewhere around here. I was just hoping we had honest-to-goodness EXTREME mini golf.

      • Festus

        I was a big fan of the tilt-a-whirl when wee. All those other ones scared the shit outta me. Bakelite seats with nothing to hang onto.

      • Nephilium

        This is the TV series. There are a good half dozen courses around the girlfriend and I, but not that over the top.

        Besides, she wouldn’t do the over the top stuff, she was afraid to do half the rides I went on at Cedar Point.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is the TV series as much fun – and as cathartically violent (or would it be violently cathartic?) – as BattleBots?

      • Gender Traitor

        …and now that you’ve mentioned amusement park rides, I went to take a ride on a Ferris wheel. 🙁

      • Nephilium

        I managed to get this ride in with an under 5 minute wait earlier this week. Later that day, there was a 10 minute wait for this one later in the day.

        The girlfriend was unwilling to ride either with me.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’ve done some coasters at Kings Island, but haven’t been there for ages, and coasters aren’t so much my thing. Give me a double Ferris wheel any day.

      • rhywun

        Ferris wheels terrify me for some reason.

        Love roller coasters.

      • rhywun

        LOL I haven’t thought of Wolfman Jack in decades.

      • Nephilium

        Probably less violent, as there haven’t been any serious injuries that I’ve seen.

        However, the real selling point is ABC Sports pulling the mustard yellow 1970’s jackets out of storage and having Joe Tessitore (straight ABC sports guy) and Rob Riggle (comedian) as the color commentators. Lots of face plants and people getting knocked into water, as well as much mockery. The grand prize is usually something like $100,000, but the winner of each match gets the plaid jacket and the golden putter.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is it a(nother) stain upon my character that I find Rob Riggle annoying?

      • Nephilium

        That’s kind of his character in the show, the completely ignorant moron commenting about sports.

      • Gender Traitor

        I may not be the best judge of Americans’ funny-sports-guy preferences. I think I’m the only person in the US of A who liked it when Dennis Miller was on MNF (and when I could look up all his references on the Britannica website’s Tuesday morning “Annotated Dennis Miller.”)

  51. Chipping Pioneer

    All of the politicians, and all of the people who voted for them, and all of the judges, and military, and cops, and government employees: when you add them all up, they’re still a minority.

  52. hayeksplosives

    Just got back from trivia night at the local pub.

    The “double or nothing question” was “In which Anne [her pronunciation] Rand novel is the protagonist an architect named Roark?”

    The double or nothing add-on was “what Ayn Rand dystopian novella published in 1938 concerned the elimination of the individual?”

    These were fill in the blank, not multiple choice. Needless to say, i wagered the max and got them both right.

    That gave us an insurmountable lead so we won the whole game. The irony is that the prize is $200 at some beauty shop where I can buy makeup and shit.

    Still kinda proud.

    When the trivia gal announced Fountainhead and Anthem as the answers, I said Woot! and clapped like we’d all been doing during the game. I was greeted with stony silence on that one. A lonely life we libertarians must lead…

    • tripacer

      Nice! We “l’s” are good at knowing things. Our brewery gives out 50$ gift cards for first place, and it’s multiple guess.

      • hayeksplosives

        I would gladly trade $200 in beauty products for $50 in brewery bucks!!

    • one true athena

      haha, that’s awesome!

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks, Goddess of Wisdom!

    • Chafed

      Rock on HS.

    • Festus

      You should use that certificate. Get your balls gilded!

  53. hayeksplosives

    I have three young step-grandkids.

    Should I start education IRAs for them? Regular IRAs? Plain old savings accounts?

    Any advice is welcome. I’d probably be opening them through USAA.

    • Chafed

      If college is the plan then open a 529 account.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s a great question though isn’t it? What will college mean in 15-20 years?

        If college is crap by then, or it’s been socialized by the US govt, what happens to the 529s?

        I suppose it would do my heart good to pretend college will still mean something good in the future.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I think if the money isn’t used by the time they are 26, the kids get to keep it

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Nah, let them take out loans and wait for President AOC to cancel their debt.

      • hayeksplosives

        Exactly my fear.

        Still, I can’t help feeling like they will be able to get classic university education somewhere.

        There is a radon the US is THE destination for graduate degrees. Somewhere along the path to wokedom, money will take the route of what the market wants.

        They don’t want degrees in Critical Race Theory. They want engineering, medicine, law, etc.

      • hayeksplosives

        There is a radon.

        There is a reason.

        Meh, I’ve heard it both ways.

    • Festus

      Put money into some kind of neutral account and watch the children grow. If they seem worthy, transfer the money to an education fund, if not, get drunk and get daily pedicures for a year.

      • hayeksplosives

        The voice of wisdom right here, ladies and jellyfish.

  54. J. Frank Parnell

    Oh great, some Slovenian dude typo’d his email address when signing up for some Slovenian version of Uber, so now I’m getting his ride receipts.

    Come on Konstantin, your University is only a mile and a half from your apartment, you can just walk and save yourself 2.50€

    • Chafed

      That’s pretty damn funny.

    • hayeksplosives

      Just buy yourself a gigantic orthodox cross and a 1980s tracksuit and prettied you are a big wheel in Slovenia. There could be big bucks to be made if you take his next Uber ride.

      Or you could be hogtied and tortured to death before being pushed out of a moving car.

      50/50.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Wait, it’s Slovakia, not Slovenia. Unless those are the same country, idk how Europe works.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nah, not many Eastern orthos in Slovakia.

        Pass.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Nor in Slovenia. They’re Catholic.

      • hayeksplosives

        There are still a few Russian and Serb orthos in Slovenia. Just 5% or so, but they are over represented in the “disappear you in the middle of the night” crowd.

        I don’t claim they are actual believers; it’s more of a tribal colors thing.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Now that you mention it, I do remember visiting the Serbian Orthodox Church in Ljubljana.

  55. tripacer

    USAA dumped their IRA accounts over to Charles Schwab last year, if that’s of any use.

    • hayeksplosives

      Really? I thought they were still with Vanguard. I like Vanguard and Fidelity. Pretty reasonable fees and conservative investing.

      • Shpip

        I’m with Fidelity for my traditional IRA and Mrs. Shpip’s Roth.

        Here’s the answer to your question re: not using a 529. Fortunately, the accounts can be used to pay for more than just traditional four-year college.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thank you!

    • hayeksplosives

      Is that sweet doggo in your avatar your real-life furry friend?

      He’s quite lovely & darned cute.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      The 529s moved to Victory Capital Management.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks guys. This is good info.

        I am going to invest with the “slight edge” philosophy. A decent start to each, then an add on every birthday and Christmas. Maybe even quarterly. Let it ride. Not telling the parents.

        They are pretty far out from needing it now.

    • hayeksplosives

      Muh cultural appropriation!!

      Did he reprise his blackface look?

      • Festus

        Nope. Shaved his Covid beard and now the Press is gushing about how clean-shaven Justin is just like the one we knew in the before times. In the long, long ago… It’s beyond parody.

      • Festus

        Sorry to read about the sax-splosion at your Hubby’s gig last night.

      • hayeksplosives

        Ermhgrd! There is no Emily Post, ZARDOS, or STEVE SMITH guidance on what to do there!

        It’s open night and fun for all skill levels at 6 string and bass. But two fucking horns?? What are ya gonna do? Try to take charge and suggest a different timeslot for “open instruments” and one for “guitars tuned to 440” or what?

        I think the only thing to do is quit going. We don’t wanna spoil some self centered coot’s time.

      • Festus

        One of my least favorite parts of 80’s music was that blaring sexophone. Springsteen’s band was the worst. Loathe it.

      • Suthenboy

        “Springsteen’s band was the worst.”

        This one speaks truth. All of that electronic crap was pretty awful as well.

      • Sean

        Springsteen sucks.

        “Electronic crap?”

        Hateful. ?

        /Huddles with Sloopy & Rhywun.

      • TARDis

        You’re both wrong.

        Springsteen might be an asshole, but sucks is a strong word. He’s just not all that and a bag of chips. Overrated is a much better description.

        Also, a lot of the electronic music is lame keyboard masturbation. Synthesized beat music for white girls who can’t dance to wiggle to for free drinks and some dick.

        /Sits alone in corner

      • hayeksplosives

        I liked a-ha when I was a young lass of 8 years. Plenty of terrible synthesizer there.

        I will grant major props to tears for fears for being synthy but awesome at it.

        Tears for Fears, Head over Heels

        https://youtu.be/CsHiG-43Fzg

      • rhywun

        Yah, there are so many counter-examples one doesn’t even know where to begin.

    • TARDis

      I would mock Canada, but…Biden/Harris.

      On the other hand, I know our election was rigged. You Canuckis actually voted for that twink.

      *Nelson laugh*

  56. Festus

    In unrelated news, the natives are even more restless than ever. At least eight Catholic Churches burned down in the last couple of days. Just a matter of time before one of them tries to punch me in the nose for being me. Good luck with that.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I saw it earlier, didn’t realize it was up to 8. Unbelievable. Whoever is doing it is damn lucky they haven’t killed anyone so far. Not that they would care.

      • Suthenboy

        Whut? Where? What is going on?

      • Suthenboy

        Ah. Never mind, I looked it up.

        “At least four Catholic churches on native land in Canada have burned down in the last week, following nationwide grief and outrage over the discovery of human remains in unmarked graves at so-called “residential schools.”

        Ouch. I am not willing to jump on one side or the other. If anyone should know that chickens always come home to roost it should be the Catholic Church.

      • hayeksplosives

        What in the…?

        All we can hope (and pray) for now is rational, non political investigation, adjudication, and resolution.

  57. hayeksplosives

    I am going to just go on a rant here about the American sprinter Shacarri Richardson.

    The woman just dusted everyone in the competition but she’s being ruled ineligible for the award and more importantly the Olympic competition because she failed her drug test.

    Not for steroids, or coke, or meth, or anything you think might give an edge.

    Cannibals. Look, if the girl can smoke weed and still run her ass off, how is the weed smoking material?

    If you want to pick nits, the Olympics are letting trans women (XY women) in if their testosterone is less than cismales but still 10x higher than XX women.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Cannabis gives serenity, which can give you an edge, IMO

      • hayeksplosives

        True, but is it a “performance enhancing” drug?

        A nice glass of sherry in the evening gives some people serenity.

        What about Tylenol for pain? Without it, maybe ankle pain would have held an athlete back.

        It’s all rather fuzzy but they put regulations on it.

        I’d be more sympathetic to the Olympic committee “No to any drug” policy if they didn’t admit transcritters (who MUST take various hormone drugs) in.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “It’s all rather fuzzy but they put regulations on it.” By design maybe?

      • hayeksplosives

        Ya think? It’s almost as if it’s a political pageant and not a sport!

    • TARDis

      I don’t think it’s nitpicking to say XYs should not be competing in women’s sports. It’s straight up BS. I’m still waiting for the for the first big XY in the XX bathroom event here at work. It should be fun. I can’t wait for mandatory CBT that follows.

      As far as pot smoking goes, it is BS too, but it’s a condition of employment. Choose. I can choose pot, or my job. They can do the same.

      • Sean

        “I can’t wait for mandatory CBT that follows.”

        Cock and ball torture is mandatory? Yikes.

        I’ll pass.

      • hayeksplosives

        >>locks in coordinates<(

        You vill enchoy it.

      • TARDis

        LOL I know I will.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We don’t drug test at work, we would lose most of our employees if we did. The running joke is Gourmet Mushrooms inc. is powered by THC.

      • rhywun

        it’s a condition of employment. Choose

        This, except that the Olympics are funded by a tsunami of taxpayer dollars.

        We should have a say what the rules are.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Shut up peon! You have no say, its taxpayers money,

    • UnCivilServant

      Cannibals. Look, if the girl can smoke weed and still run her ass off, how is the weed smoking material?

      I was trying to figure out why you are asking anthropophages about why they’re making their food smoke pot.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yay! Autocorrect!

    • l0b0t

      This came up on the zoomy last week (in relation to the Td’F) . I posit that the World Anti Doping Agency, WADA, is an evil on par with the BATFE.

    • TARDis

      1:07 & 5:44 – my wee wee seems to have suffered a case of rigor mortis.

      Heh.

    • rhywun

      It is a delicious scandal.

  58. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, gentlemen (and lady, if hayek is still about.) As expected, before the end of the work day yesterday – the first day of the month – my boss was inquiring how far I’d gotten in month-end reports. It didn’t help that I was finding more mistakes than usual in the data I use to compile our monthly report on charged-off loans. I think the Collections Manager is sorely feeling the lack of the Collector gal who’s on maternity leave right now.

      • Gender Traitor

        How are atmospheric conditions in your corner of the world? Has it cooled down yet? It’s only 61 degrees F here at the moment, with a predicted high of 76. Should I send some of the cool your way?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s 62 with a predicted high of 70

        Monday it jumps back to the 80s

      • rhywun

        70 here but 100% humidity all day.

    • Gender Traitor

      …and speaking of smart financial decisions, I finally made a point of doing enough debit transactions on my checking account last month to earn the higher rate of interest, such as it is, instead of putting them all on my credit card (which I pay off in full.) #StartWithAPenny?

      • UnCivilServant

        Interest bearing checking account?

        does not compute.

      • Gender Traitor

        0.75% APY if I meet the conditions – e-statements, DD of at least $500, and 12 debit transactions per month. Otherwise it’s 0.02%.

      • l0b0t

        That’s an awesome account; is this at your CU? I recently fled BofA for USAA after some new account rules were introduced.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yup. My primary financial institution and longtime employer. Good for you for fleeing BofA. From what I know of them, they’re bad&evil.

      • TARDis

        Wouldn’t you get at least 1% back from any decent credit card? Or do you get a discount when using debit instead of credit?

      • Gender Traitor

        I know our credit card has an OK rewards program, but it seems geared more toward merchandise, so I haven’t paid much attention. I’ll see if they’ve added a cashback option. No discount for debit AFAIK, just the chance for the higher interest – excuse me, DIVIDEND – rate.

      • rhywun

        I get 3% on groceries. I have a pretty eye-opening amount in there which I haven’t used yet.

      • Sean

        The Capital One I have is a meager .1% APR, but no conditions.

      • TARDis

        Their Savor Card is pretty good for groceries and restaurants.

  59. Yusef drives a Kia

    Howdy to all yallins, I hope you have great weekend, looks like perfect bbq weather ahead,

    • UnCivilServant

      *looks at radar*

      Got more scattered storms rolling through.

    • l0b0t

      Mornin’ y’all. Just home from work, sippin’ a cocktail, and waiting for the kids to awaken so I can make pancakes. It rained all night, still sprinkling, and oppressively muggy.

      • Gender Traitor

        Fun fact: we put raspberries in our waffle batter before mixing it up. The hand mixer pulverizes them better than it does blueberries. Adds a nice pink to the batter.

      • l0b0t

        That sounds scrumptious, and the kids would love it. thanks.

      • Gender Traitor

        Try to find the biggest berries you can – the little tykes slip between the blades of the beaters. (You can put those in a bowl of oatmeal.)

      • Gender Traitor

        (The small berries that is – not the beaters.)

      • Nephilium

        Here I was thinking you were going to put the little tykes into a bowl of oatmeal.

    • TARDis

      perfect bbq weather ahead

      Yes, sir. Sunny and warm.

      My wife is a bit peeved that I have not opened last year’s father’s day gift which is still sitting in the box in the garage.

      I told her she she could re-wrap it for my birthday. She was not amused.

  60. rhywun

    wut

    A man sitting on the tracks of an elevated subway line in the Bronx was decapitated when a train slammed into him on Wednesday night, police and sources said.

    Hey buddy, stop doing that.

    • hayeksplosives

      Well, freedom means freedom to take risks for oneself. This guy did do, Natural Selection.

      Thus ends the lesson .

    • TARDis

      Didn’t even have to tell him once.

  61. UnCivilServant

    I gotta get moving people, I’m out of town today. Later, Glibs

    • Gender Traitor

      Have a safe trip!

    • TARDis

      Take care, be safe.

  62. l0b0t

    What with not making the annual trip to Florida last Summer, I have no fireworks so as to celebrate the birth of my nation by blowing up a small part of it. My pyromaniac heart aches.

    • Gender Traitor

      🙁 What’s the nearest state where you could procure pyrotechnics?

      • l0b0t

        I’ve always gotten them in Alabama or South Carolina; I really have no idea if any place here in the NE likes freedom, but I doubt it.

        Tangentially related – the angriest I’ve ever seen my dad was 04 July 1976. We were living on the sailboat in the anchorage of Coconut Grove (South Miami). It was an amazing night for fireworks, being the Bicentennial. However, some genius in the anchorage started shooting signal flares; one of which landed on our deck. After extinguishing the conflagration, dad hopped into the dinghy and set off at a frantic pace. Luckily, as the asshole was using red flares, the USCG and Grouper Troopers were there first.

      • TARDis

        Was there at least big fine in lieu of an ass whuppin’?

    • Timeloose

      Pennsylvania allows you to buy fireworks. I think NJ as well if you have a out of state license.

    • TARDis

      Since I felt no patriotism last year, I bought no explodies.

      I doubled up this year to make up for it. $400 easy.

      When my wife complains, I’ll tell her she always complains I don’t do enough with my son.

      • Timeloose

        Good Fireworks were illegal here until a few years ago. It didn’t matter much as everyone had a guy.

        That guy used to be an uncle of mine. He would get the really dangerous stuff like quarter sticks. Dammed things looked cartoonish. Looked like a red toilet paper core filled with flash or black powder.

      • TARDis

        Same her. We used to load up twice a year in TN on the way north. Now, in addition to year round super centers, there trailers and tents in numerous strip mall parking lots to peruse during peak days.

  63. Cy Esquire

    “Dumb question: Why wouldn’t you throw the Stingray back? I mean, what the hell are you going to do with it?”

    There’s a recipe where you use a cookie cutter to essentailly turn a bunch of the meat into scallops. There’s also another delicious recipe that involves a slow cook to tenderize the meat, mostly in butter. The ‘cleaning’ of the fish and harvesting of the meat takes more effort than usual, but I’ve heard it’s well worth it.

    • Timeloose

      I believe a lot of fake crab meat is punched rays.

      • l0b0t

        That was the SW Florida high school rumor I grew up with; sea scallops are real, bay scallops are just punched ray wings.

    • Not Adahn

      When I was in England, the chip shops sold fried skate, which is related. It wasn’t filleted, and I didn’t like it any better than the usual.

    • rhywun

      I hope there is a reckoning against these abominations some day.