All Star Glibs Mild Begging

by | Aug 1, 2021 | Admin | 260 comments

The Glibertarians Foundation board met recently. Going over the money situation, we have enough to finish the year…but past that, not so much. The increased demands on/by WordPress have not only stressed SP out, they have put a little more of dent in our wallet than expected.

We know many of you have given generously – money, time, effort and more. So we are not asking for more than a bit o’ coin to pad out the ol’ operating account. The Foundation exists for donating to libertarian education and civic works. We back the Institute for Justice, FIRE, the Second Amendment Foundation, etc. This site is our primary means of both getting the word out, raising funds and having fun while doing so. (Remember, you can always buy some merch, instead of a contribution.)

In light of this, we have some offers from some of our regular contributors.

HIM HELP FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS!

STEVE SMITH SAY HIM HALP! HIM GO SEE WHAT FIND AT GLIBS HOOMAN BUILDING. LOOK, IT CHEESE PERSON! STEVE SMITH GO ASK FOR MONIES.

“Ahh! Who let him in here…no, no, no!”

STEVE SMITH HOLD CHEESE PERSON UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE. HIM FIND 50 HOOMAN DOLLARS!

Looks like we will credit STEVE SMITH (and Swiss Servator) for $50. You OK, Swiss? It looks like he is crawling to the exit, so he must be fine.

 

SEA SMITH HALP TOO!

SEA SMITH HAVE GOODEST WAY HALP. HE PROMISE HE NO RAPE YOU BOAT IF GET $10 FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. OFFER FOR LIMITED TIME ONLY! BY LIMITED, MEAN REST OF YEAR. YOU WELCOME.

 

ZARDOZ HAS AN OFFER YOU CANNOT REFUSE.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, THE GLIBERTARIANS.COM READERS! FOR ANY DONATION OF ANY SIZE, ZARDOZ WILL DENOMINATE YOU AS ONE OF THE CHOSEN ONES! HOW COULD ONE SAY NO TO THAT?

WHAT IS THAT, ZED?

ZED INFORMS ZARDOZ THAT YOU ALL HAVE ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED AS THE CHOSEN ONES. IN THAT CASE, ZARDOZ INSTRUCTS YOU ON THREE THINGS; 1) THE PENIS IS EVIL, 2) THE GUN IS GOOD, AND 3) DO NOT GIVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN DISCRETIONARY FUNDS. THIS IS NOT LIFE OR DEATH, CHOSEN ONES. GIVE ONLY WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD AND ARE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING.

*****

Hello,

Okay.  Fine.  These fucking people, bothering me at 11:30 in the morning to see if I can help the foundation.  Fine.

I will be giving away two of these.  The most generous contributor will receive a clean pair, and the second most generous will receive a game day pair.

I will not be telling who is first.

Sincerely,

Winston’s Mom

Yinz gots a nice place here. Be a shame if something were to happen to it like it did back at the old site. You know how the website froze during afternoon links, your comments didn’t post, threading issues… Peanuts are cheap and woodchipper bedding is cheaper. Tag your donation #squirrels and me and the boys will take care of you.

Glibby, the Head Squirrel

 

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260 Comments

  1. westernsloper

    Planning ahead for the holidays, I am going to decorate my tree with nothing but Winston’s moms panties.

  2. Nephilium

    Alright. You need to work on the guilting level, it’s not quite to Catholic level.

    /preps the next cocktail article, which is the non-alcoholic one.

    /Preps up a donation.

    • Ted S.

      You’d think they could get it to Jewish mother level.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Married to half Jewish, half Italian Catholic gal. Guilt level: apocalyptic.

      • Nephilium

        One of my friend in my misspent youth was an off the boat Catholic boy. He was dating a reformed Jew. He went to Temple once, and she asked to go to a Mass. He took her to Ash Wednesday. The day after she came up to me and asked: “You’re Catholic right?”

        “Well, raised Catholic, I’ve left the Church…”

        “That doesn’t matter. Can you explain this shit to me?”

        After a discussion about Ash Wednesday and Lent, and Easter, she looked at me and said, “I thought the Jews had guilt. You Catholics win.”

        “I left the Church a while ago…”

    • westernsloper

      I had to search for it.

      • C. Anacreon

        Me too. And it took awhile to find it. I guess I should have scrolled down the thread before going on the wild goose chase. But happy to contribute, I owe this place a lot for getting me through the past 18 months. You all are about the only ones out there who seem consistently able to see through all the muck.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Way to step right into that new role. TPTB must be quite pleased.

    • Sensei

      Thank you!

  3. Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

    **HEAVY SIGH**

    Well, if I must . . . there.

  4. Aloysious

    Have I said that I love Winston’s mom?

    I love Winston’s mom.

    *note to self; must donate*

  5. Animal

    Done.

    • Animal

      Also, you should place not thy trust in skwerls. They are bent on world domination, and will not yield until their skwerlzy little paws are on our necks, and all our bird feeders are at their disposal.

      • Tonio

        Never fuck with them.

        Nice, cute, happy, innocent little skwerlz…

      • Animal

        They want you to think they are cute, happy and innocent. That’s how it starts. Next thing you know, we’re all enslaved.

      • Nephilium

        Squirrels I don’t mind. Chipmunks on the other hand…

      • westernsloper

        There is a road I travel on my way home where the prairie dogs have actually achieved scratching through the asphalt in the middle of a road to make the second hole for their home. I almost got one with the right front tire a few days ago. Plague carrying little bastards.

  6. Grumbletarian

    Funds sent. Thanks for what you guys are doing.

  7. blackjack

    I’m in. Just don’t stop showing up everyday, please.

    AND, I had to go hunting for the donation button. Ya’ll should put one on the page.

    AND, you guys have a maximum donation? Really? That’s not how any of this works, but it’s more beer for me.

  8. Surly Knott

    Well, I’ve doxxed myself through the payment, but y’all are worth it.

    • Sensei

      I already did that sending in articles from my regular email.

  9. trshmnstr the terrible

    One recommendation for y’all, if it’s easily fixed.

    I can’t enter a custom amount of PayPal donation. The maximum choice is $50, so that’s usually what I limit my contributions to. I assumed this was an intentional choice, as I know there are some contribution thresholds y’all probably want to avoid.

    Since that doesn’t appear to be the actual case, it would be good to enable an “other” amount so that donating more than $50 doesn’t require multiple transactions.

    • Gustave Lytton

      $50 is to avoid the $9999 structuring donations.

  10. blackjack

    Is anyone else seeing the vids from Elijah Schaffer (sp?) of Jan 6th? The capitol cops just fired flashbangs into the crowd for no fucking reason. They’re just standing there with flags and grenades start falling on them. You can hear the crowd start yelling, Fuck you, after the bangs. It looks like the Capcops started the whole thing, probably at Nancy’s direction. Totally fucked up.

    • westernsloper

      Nope. But Hyperbole has assured me the Magats started the whole thing and beat up a bunch of cops using flag poles causing them to cry during congressional testimony.

      • blackjack

        Check out Jack Posobiec’s twitter. It really looks like the Capcops started the whole thing.

      • westernsloper

        In the hinterlands of conspiracy theories it is out that the FBI/whothefuckotheralphabetorg instigated the whole thing where it comes to violent interactions and I am not one to not believe that. Trust the government? Ya, I am not on that train.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Seatbelts save lives!”

      • westernsloper

        “masks reduce infection rates”

      • Gustave Lytton

        No spread with mass graves! Start digging!

      • Ghostpatzer

        “Buckle up for safety”.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3cQVrnaWs

        Great little jingle, including the line “Show the world you care”. Also, “give an extra tug”.

      • westernsloper

        I am not sure who started that. Cops gonna be cops if a mess of people march up to the door of where they are protecting. I am sticking to my original analysis of that day. Dumb as FUCK to march on the capitol. Stolen election or not. The mother fuckers will use it to demonize people who have wrong think and that is exactly what is happening. Were they right to march? Sure/maybe. Will it change anything. Nope, other than now everyone who is not a card carrying prog is a terrorist. Good job folks!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Grew up in the sixties. Demonstrations were for chasing skirts first and foremost. The other stuff was ancillary.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Nope, other than now everyone who is not a card carrying prog is a terrorist. Good job folks!

        Was gonna happen eventually. Better to rip the bandaid off now.

      • westernsloper

        Ok, ok, perhaps I exaggerated a bit.

      • Ghostpatzer

        You ARE prone to hyperbole.

  11. gbob

    Give a reminder ever week!

    TPTB have created something special, and everyone should pay their share. Otherwise, you folks might start asking Nick to invite you to the right Washington cocktail parties.

    • westernsloper

      Washington cocktail parties.

      Heh……that would be interesting. I would buy a suit for that.

      • Nephilium

        You’re doing it wrong then. If I was invited to one, I may show up in spandex… Or the most offensive shirt I can fit into that would fit in at the location.

    • commodious spittoon

      More like cucktail parties amiright

    • Grumbletarian

      everyone should pay their share.

      I’m sure this sounds more Social Contract-y than is intended.

  12. Yusef drives a Kia

    where is the give money clicky thingy? enact my labor that I may helkp. PLAZ HALP!

  13. R.J.

    I have to get to Friday. Then I am donating. Thanks for everything you guys do. Eventually I owe an article on the Three Stooges and the non-aggression principle too.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That should be Fun Tulpa, bring it on! please.

      • R.J.

        I will do it, need work to slow down. Sad but true, vermin damage on the car is preventing immediate donation.

    • Tonio

      ^Wise guy. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      WHOOOOP whoooop whoooop whoooop whoooop!

  14. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I left it on the nightstand, sugar tits

      • Gustave Lytton

        The running away at the end is the chefs kiss to that gif.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Someone used to make a pop-up conversion for Honda Elements. I see them around everyone in a while, and if I come across one at a decent price, I am buying it. I might have to talk fast to the wife afterward, but I think that would be super cool for solo camping.

  15. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    All I remember from last night’s Zoom is a constant barrage of NERD signs. Must have been an amazing and fascinating discussion, whatever it was

    • Animal

      I was actually sober and must have missed the NERD signs, but then I ducked out early. I love you guys, but when it’s a choice between you all and cuddling up with Mrs. Animal for ice cream and movie night, y’all lose.

    • westernsloper

      All I had was a sticky note FFS sign.

  16. Chafed

    You cut GlibFit short for this? I want to speak to the manager!

    More seriously, can you quantify how much is needed?

  17. Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

    Hey SP!

    Every so often, when I tap on the Glibertarians.com banner on the main page using Brave browser on my Samsung phone, I get what looks like a malicious re-direct to a site called “poosoahe.com.” Is it possible your site’s got some re-direct code buried in it somewhere, unbeknownst to you?

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      (To be clear, I’ve never seen this behaviour on my desktop [same browser, Brave], so mebbe something’s been d/l’ed to my phone without my knowledge?)

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        It’s been happening to lots of folkx on mobile browsers

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        That suckxxxx.

      • Nephilium

        Yep. It’s apparently malicious code that hops on to one of the wordpress add ons that targets mobile users.

    • Mojeaux

      Me too. On all gadgets.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Moi aussi.

  18. rhywun

    *sigh* I finally just dropped fifty bucks on the Columbo box-set and now this comes up. Oh well. It’s gonna be a spendier credit card bill than usual.

    • Chafed

      That’s very interesting. Just one more thing….

      • rhywun

        Now I don’t have to DVR it every Sat. and Sun. night off the old-people channels.

        Best part is they are eminently re-watchable. Hell, I’ve seen most of them by now and I’m still taping it regularly.

      • Chafed

        Whatever works for you. Oh… you said taping. I thought you said tapping.

      • rhywun

        Not to Columbo.

      • C. Anacreon

        I’ve been dvr-ing the original Perry Mason tv shows off the old people channels. Great stuff. And 271 episodes in all, so it will take awhile. They’re almost all good, including my favorite so far, where Raymond Burr plays a second role as a drunken cockney merchant mariner who is a doppelganger of Perry Mason. The worst are a brief stretch in season 6 where Burr was hospitalized in real life for awhile, and other celebrities filled in as guest lawyers for some weekly episodes. Among the replacements were Walter Pidgeon, Hugh O’Brian, and, believe it or not, Bette Davis! But they sucked because no Perry.

      • rhywun

        Never seen it.

        Now I want to see the one with Bette Davis.

    • Nephilium

      DKM? Not my favorite of theirs but it’s a solid one.

      • Tonio

        [Edit Fairy sprinkles glitter, goes for another pour of Rye]

      • Nephilium

        /appreciates it.

        /goes off for another bourbon and ginger ale

  19. Grummun

    Not to be a whiny bitch, but is there a donation mechanism that does not involve PayPal? Perhaps a mailing address to which I could send small bales of unmarked bills? I could buy merch, but I’d rather all the money go to the Glibs.

    Also, is the Foundation thing just a yuk, or is there actually a legal entity called the Glibs Foundation?

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I don’t like going through PayPal either. I’m sure I’m on their list already but still.

    • commodious spittoon

      Where do I send dogecoin?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        To the moon!

    • Mojeaux

      From the About Us page: We are a registered Texas Non-Profit Foundation. We are NOT a 501(c)(3) and any donations you may make to help keep the lights on are NOT tax-deductible.

      • Grummun

        That is some dandy labor-enacting, Mo. Gracias.

      • Mojeaux

        ?

    • pistoffnick

      I second Grummun’s request for a non-PayPal option.

      My PayPal account is currently locked because I bought some bitcoin through them and they want to KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER (KYC). They are asking for WAAAAAAAAY to much information in my opinion. And their current policies on gunz and wrong-think lead me to believe that they no longer want my business.

      I’d prefer to send cash to a P.O. box.

      • rhywun

        I just pay “as a guest” when I have to. They still have too much of my information but c’est la vie.

      • pistoffnick

        Or if any of the PTB show up to Honey Harvest, I’ll grease their palm.

  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Fine…. FINE

    While I’m here, what’s a fair price for a Ruger Blackhawk 44 Mag in excellent condition?

    The neighbor’s husband passed away and she’s given me the first shot at his toys.

    Unfortunately, I like her enough that I won’t lowball her even though I probably could.

    • PudPaisley

      Hey, what are you going to do with that 5.7L Chevy engine you’re removing from the Suburban? Is it in good shape and are you selling it?

      One of my 1999 or 2000 Chevy 3/4 ton work trucks just had the engine take a shit and I’m debating on replacing the engine or using the truck for parts.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The reman company may want the core, but I will have a second engine with about 300K on it when I’m done from a junker I bought for parts.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You can email me directly at gotmyglasseson at pm dot me.

      • PudPaisley

        That’s a few too many miles for me to mess with. Thanks for letting me know. I’m probably gonna just upgrade with a newer truck.

      • blackjack

        I got a good hot rod motor, but it’s in L.A. and it’s not cheap cheap. It’s cheap considering it’s got a steel crank and pink rods with forged pistons and iron bowtie heads, though.

    • R C Dean

      Check gunbroker, for the upper bound at least.

    • Animal

      Hard to tell with that info. Is it a Blackhawk or a Super Blackhawk? What’s the barrel length? What year was it made? Blue or stainless? Other options?

      What I recommend is this: Go to an online auction site, like Gunbroker, and do a search for closed auctions for guns that match yours as closely as possible. Check to see what they are actually selling for, and that may give you a pretty good idea.

      I’m a .45 Colt guy myself and I’m already half-way towards deciding on a bid on a 1909 Colt that I’m watching, so I’d have to pass. But good luck!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Don’t think it’s a super. Just have a photo of it at the moment. Need to get my hands on it and pull the serial.

    • blackjack

      I don’t know much about Rugers, but around here that’s probably about 700-900 bucks, but it’s highly regional. In CA, they all cost more because of the “roster” which prevents most handguns from being purchased here. An off roster gun that’s desirable goes for much more because used and FTF is the only way to get one. The Ruger .44’s I see are in the range I mentioned out here. Likely less everywhere else.

      Btw, Shoot it with some hot loads a few times. It’s crazy fun! I once shot a can of corn with mine from about 10 feet and it uncreased the edges of the can and turned it into a perfect capsule shape, minus the entry and exit wounds. I should have kept that can.

    • Stillhunter

      Haven’t looked recently, but I saw them as low as $500 for blued models that I was considering a couple years ago. Obviously today’s market is much stronger.

      I sold a stainless super redhawk .44 magnum with scope and rings for $375 almost 20 years ago. My how times have changed…

  21. The Gunslinger

    Done. Thanks for keeping this place plodding along.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      where? I keep looking,

      • Nephilium

        Tonio linked it above.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thanks, not much, but it helps,

  22. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Life pro tip for middle aged men and up.

    These are not intended for us, trust me

    https://youtu.be/3VGQFfyQYn4

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      You are nuts…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wasn’t thinking rationally at the moment. That’s for certain.

    • Plinker762

      Secret government selection program for future ball turret gunners?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Ow, my Nuts!
        ?ball turret gunners

      • blackjack

        Goddamn cocksucking rat whore bastard bitches!!!

        Oh, I thought it was ball Tuorette’s syndrome. Nevermind.

    • Nephilium

      There’s a local place that has signs up that say “Free Ammo!”

      I may have to stop there.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::Mr. Ilium visits the place. Discovers the “free ammo” is for a zucchini cannon::

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        HAHAHAHAHAAA

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I started hoarding last year during the first crisis, now I can open an ammo shop,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My guns and ammo traveled with me, sketchy at times but now I’m safe and ready, yippee! let’s kill Hippies!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      *looks at prices*

      Yeah, must’ve been a story submitted by USPS.

    • Gender Traitor

      Not exactly the most…inviting euphemism. ?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Wow! She’s too darn hot!

  23. westernsloper

    Recent video of the “Bear” fest that has caused the CDC to change its latest mandates/rules/guidance.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Hah! The ursine version of one of those fancy sushi/hibachi joints.

      • westernsloper

        And just as relevant to mandating health policy for the nation.

    • pistoffnick

      “…change its latest mandates/rules/guidance.”

      https://lakesuperior.travel/News-For-you/superior-national-forest-announces-food-storage-order-to-protect-both-visitors-and-bears

      The Superior National Forest has mandated that all campers hang a food pack or store their food in a bear-proof container (this was standard practice back when I was a guide, not sure why you wouldn’t do this any time you camp in bear country). The drought has reduced berry production and the bears are hungry.

      My daughter was leading a group of hikers along the Lake Superior Hiking Trail last week. While they hung their food pack between two trees, apparently they didn’t hang it high enough. A bear ripped it down and ate all their food. Luckily they were at the end of their hike, but they had to hike the last few miles without breakfast.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I’ve never been overnight backpacking without hanging food. Who doesn’t hang their fricken food? Do they have a “being mauled to death” fetish?

      • Suthenboy

        I have not had a bear come into my camp but the red wolves invariably do. They are much easier to guard against but they are more annoying. Usually they wait about ten minutes after you zip your tent then they come and sniff around for munchies. If there is nothing they can steal they start howling ten feet from the tent door. Try sleeping through that…

    • rhywun

      Heh a lot of those bears don’t seem to be trying very hard. Maybe they’re already full.

      • blackjack

        Your friends are saying, right about now, “If I had a nickel for every time we’ve heard that…”

      • rhywun

        I don’t know a lot of bears but the one I did know never had his fill.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Go. On.

      • Animal

        *Looks innocently skyward*

      • rhywun

        LOL not from me you ingrates. I’m not into bears.

      • blackjack

        I know, but your comment just led so easily to that joke, what was I gonna do? Let the opportunity go by? nope.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We have lots of fat, happy town bears, just big giant rats you arent allowed to shoot, because town limits, and they just make a big mess, vermin really, cuddly vermin,

    • grrizzly

      There were at most five bears when I visited that place.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    what’s a fair price for a Ruger Blackhawk 44 Mag in excellent condition?

    To me? Nothing. Not a fan of .44 magnum.

    YMMV.

    • Suthenboy

      Wut? It is one of the most versatile cartridges. What is not to like?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        What is not to like?

        I am a small-framed person and the .44 Mag kicks like a mule and is very uncomfortable to shoot. I shot 3 rounds from a Blackhawk and handed it back to my friend. Similar story with .300 WinMag.

        Not a big fan of magnums in general but I love my .357. I used to joke with my hunting buddy, “Your .300 WinMag not only kills the deer, it chops it up and turns it into hamburger! Does everything but wrap the meat!”

        Also, would donate but not going to use PayPal.

      • blackjack

        They come in all power levels. I have some cowboy rounds that feel pretty close to a .357 when fired in my full sized S&W.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Fair enough but I have enough calibers at this time. Just bought a Henry lever-action in .357 to complement my handguns.

        Find something that is comfortable to shoot and then shoot often. If it hurts to shoot then you won’t be shooting as often.

      • blackjack

        I keep meaning to buy a lever gun. Just to wrapped up in other stuff. And, I need another .357. i keep getting close to buying one, but something breaks the deal. I really want a pinned and recessed nickel plated S&W. Mostly, the one’s I find are blue. I don’t like blued guns. There’s a really nice Winnie ’94 in .357 on Calguns, but it’s going for 1100.00 which is too many for me.

      • blackjack

        I like those, but not the laminate, so much. I’d probably still buy one if the price was right. I wonder how the 45/70 compares to a hot .44 mag round?

      • KSuellington

        Mine is actually the walnut stock with the stainless which looks gorgeous. The 45/70 pack even more than a .44, just a massive round. They are expensive though.

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      I am with Brooks. Never liked the magnums.

      I do have a .357 Marlin, but that is about it.

  25. Nephilium

    The girlfriend just said the Czech’s wee from a small country on a Zoom she chose to be on.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I don’t really want to know what your gf’s thoughts are on a Czech’s “wee”

    • rhywun

      SYNTAX ERROR

      I’m having trouble parsing this.

      • Nephilium

        *were

        Damn it!

      • blackjack

        Yeah, I thought the “wee” stuff all came from Germany?

      • Nephilium

        /kicks rock

        /breaks foot

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Czechmate?

  26. trshmnstr the terrible

    Trashy’s DEI journal, day 10281037q:

    A group I help lead is putting together a panel for a conference later this year. The panel is technical and not many people are qualified to speak on it. I was extended an invitation to speak on it, but nearly had it rescinded when it was brought up that I made the panel too white and male, which didn’t meet the group’s diversity requirements. Thankfully there was another white guy to boot, so I’ll be on the panel, but I refused to participate in that conversation. Fucking racist, it was.

    That’s what DEI becomes. Ignore the glut of white guys, they’re just interchangeable cogs. Instead, replace them with the same handful of women and minorities who make the rounds through the industry.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Diversity is having the same 10 people at every conference. Inclusion is limiting the opportunity of 80% of your industry based on skin color.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We are super diverse here, Poles, Germans, Swedes and a couple of Black guys, and we all get along,

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Oh everybody.

      • blackjack

        And no wops.

    • rhywun

      Can you tell the panel GFY without repercussion? It really calls for that.

      • commodious spittoon

        Seriously. Or accept the position and designate the other white guy to give your presentation. What horseshit.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It wouldn’t be effective because none of them are at fault. It was one of those “oh wait, this isn’t gonna get approved by the board, ​is it?” things.

        Add in the fact that the guy who got booted was the guy who inflicted me with that super woke girl I was bitching about the other day, and I’m not too sad. Play with snakes and sometimes you get bit.

        I simply refuse to participate in any of this diversity shit. If they want to hunt for a token minority, more power too them. The fact that they have to do it puts me in a weird position where the people making the decision aren’t really the people making the decision.

      • Sean

        “Y’all are fucking racists. Eat a bag of dicks.”

        *Mic drop*

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      It’s the rainbow chorus. A whole bunch of people who look different, but all singing the same song.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      You should invite Yeonmi Park to give a talk about being an actual oppressed minority and the importance of meritocracy. That would make their heads explode.

  27. KSuellington

    Donated. Thanks for the reminder, it’s been on my to do list for months and it is easy to put it off.

    Just got back from camping at a gorgeous lake in the Sierras with the wife, kids and friends. This is the fifth year we have camped at this same place. A great time was had by all. Plenty of swimming and we bought an inflatable kayak that is actually pretty darn cool. We paddled out to a couple of the islands in the middle. One had a sweet rock overhang with a fifteen foot jump off it to the lake. The eight and ten year olds and I had a blast jumping off it. Good times.

    • Tundra

      Perfect. We were looking through vacation photos tonight. I’m not sure there is anything better.

  28. Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

    Payment sent. Value for value.

  29. Festus

    I’ll see what I can manage. Had the day off and instead of Birthday links promptly wasted all afternoon on Beato vids. Yes, I am that lame.

  30. Yusef drives a Kia

    Right now it takes me several hours just to get out of bed,my back is so wrecked, but by early afternoon I feel good enough to golf, byt he time it gets dark, my back reverts to hobbled, crippled Yusef, now I’m sitting in misery again, it was fun while it lasted. I have no idea what to do,

  31. Sensei

    Oh, this should get real interesting real fast…

    Succession Drama Grips Scholastic: CEO’s Sudden Death, an Office Romance and a Surprise Will

    T

    he longtime head of Scholastic Corp., M. Richard Robinson Jr., died suddenly in June on a walk in Martha’s Vineyard. He left behind a surprising succession plan.

    He didn’t give control of the $1.2 billion publisher to either of his two sons, or his siblings, or his ex-wife, with whom he had rekindled a friendship during the pandemic. Instead, control went to Iole Lucchese, Scholastic’s chief strategy officer. She also inherited all his personal possessions.

    In the 2018 will, a copy of which was reviewed by The Wall Street Journal, Mr. Robinson described Ms. Lucchese, a 30-year company veteran, as “my partner and closest friend.” Ms. Lucchese and Mr. Robinson had been longtime romantic partners, according to interviews with family members and former employees.

    Ms. Lucchese’s sudden emergence as Scholastic’s heir has set in motion a family succession drama at the century-old company—it is one of the world’s largest publishers of children’s books, from the “Harry Potter” novels to the “Magic School Bus” series—and raised questions about its future as an independent concern.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Lawyers are going to make a killing on this.

      • Chafed

        Let’s hope so.

  32. Annoyed Nomad

    A little late, but just made a donation. Thanks for all you do!

  33. Tundra

    Will.

    • commodious spittoon

      Seems a little threatening when you put it like that.

      • blackjack

        I thought you said threading, because where there’s a will, there’s a dead billionaire.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Bravo!

      • Tundra

        I need to do better.

        No threats, just love.

    • Tundra

      Did.

      I already got the panty-drop from Winston’s Mom, so anything else is just icing.

      Thanks to you all. I’ve never stayed this long at any other den of hooligans and miscreants.

  34. Festus

    Tuesday is payday. I’ll do what I can.

    • straffinrun

      You need a hamburger today?

      • Chafed

        Bravo

      • Festus

        Yes, I am Wimpy.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    a sweet rock overhang with a fifteen foot jump off it to the lake. The eight and ten year olds and I had a blast jumping off it. Good times.

    SWEET.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    It’s the rainbow chorus. A whole bunch of people who look different, but all singing the same song.

    Nice.

    Diversity is only skin deep.

    • R C Dean

      LETELU.

      Looks Exotic Thinks Exactly Like Us.

  37. Gustave Lytton

    The Revenant isn’t a very good movie at all. Modernistic crap filmmaking.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s more up my alley. Those two could have been filmed drinking at a bar together and I’d watch it.

    • straffinrun

      Yeah, it’s formulaic. They are unable to make interesting stories because of the ideological (or whatever you wanna call the Hollywood zeitgeist) handcuffs they’ve put themselves in. Instead, they try to make it interesting by adding gratuitous violence or using obnoxious filming techniques. They are cowards.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Excess and persistent loud noise called “music” too.

  38. rhywun

    USA! USA!

    Good job, dopes.

    Beating Mexico twice in a row in hostile territory (Denver, Las Vegas) is no mean feat.

    • Chafed

      I have no idea what you are watching. Soccer? Olympics? Cock ? fighting?

      • rhywun

        ⚽ North American national team tournament.

  39. Penguin

    How I do during next week’s job interviews will dictate how generous I am.

    • egould310

      Good luck with the interviews. Don’t “be yourself”. Be better than that. Be that guy the Company has to hire; lie through your teeth. https://youtu.be/cl0-AfPBMfk

      • Penguin

        Thanks, egould & Chafed. At least one of them seems like the perfect job for me, and I job I would be near perfect at. I think egould310’s advice might be better for me.

      • egould310

        Still hilarious after all these years.

        Damn I haven’t watched an episode of Seinfeld in… I dunno’ eight or ten years?!

  40. Mojeaux

    Just watched the first season of Ted Lasso on AppleTV (free subscription). I am a sucker for underdog and fish-out-of-water stories. Dependable plot, nice characters with a couple of pricks, and kinda funny. Was it good? Don’t know. I liked it.

  41. Festus

    Good God I feel shot through the head. Just a little pressure off please World? Is that too much to ask? Just let a man be for a week or two.

      • Festus

        Thanks for the maudlin tears, Friend. I sorta needed that.

    • hayeksplosives

      Hey Festus .

      I don’t know your circumstances so accept a virtual hug. And some cliched advice:

      1) Dont sweat the small stuff.
      2) It’s all small stuff.

      It’s ok to hurt and to lean on your friends sometimes.

  42. hayeksplosives

    I went to donate but the max was 50 bucks. So I did that, but when I went to PayPal to more, I didn’t see the transaction.

    So what recipient should I put in to PayPal?? My protonmail awaits…

    • hayeksplosives

      Pearls were clutched.

      Passive voice was used.

      Social norms were trampled.

      Film at eleven.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Tattletales are worse than predatory pedos. The snitch culture must be crushed.

      • hayeksplosives

        If you see something say something.

        I hated that phrase the second I heard it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I spent my teen and early twenties years among a semi shady clique and running your mouth to the authorities, parental or governmental, was highly frowned on to put it mildly. I guess that’s stuck with me.

    • hayeksplosives

      Smith is charged with entering a restricted building, disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building, violent entry on Capitol grounds, and parading, demonstrating or picketing in a Capitol building.

      Hardened criminal right there.

    • rhywun

      Wow. Way to read the room.

    • hayeksplosives

      Since I had to get one of them, I am glad I got the J and J “traditional” style vax.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well ackshually….

        I know I’ve mentioned this before but the J&J isn’t a traditional inactivated virus vax either. It’s an adenovirus DNA treatment, which is also a gene therapy method. All of the current COVID vaccines use our mitochondria to make spike proteins, they just have slightly different ways of delivering the message to our cells.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Right, there is not a trad vax marketed by anyone and that includes Sinovac and Sputnik. They’re all either adeno or RNA.

      • hayeksplosives

        🙁

        I haz a retroactive sad…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That is objectively shit effectiveness. I’d say a lawsuit’s in order but liability exemption.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Had they not decided to vaccinate everyone in the middle of a pandemic, the vaccines may have retained effectiveness for longer. As it stands, the virus is just mutating its way out of the immunity as it has a huge pool of partially immune people to gestate in. If they had restrained application to only the most vulnerable, the treatments would be more effective for longer.

        There are so many levels on which this experiment in public health has failed miserably that I’m not sure I can count.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Failed” depends on what the actual intent was. ::tips aluminum millinery at a jaunty angle::

        Good morning, Scruffy, Stinky, hay, & Sean! ::looks below:: And TH!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It doesn’t take an aluminum chapeau to think the powers that be are trying to take full advantage of the situation.
        Morning…

      • Trigger Hippie

        Morning!

    • Ghostpatzer

      “company funded survey”

      Why would Pfizer fund a survey highlighting the ineffectiveness of their product?

      “Funding for the study comes as Pfizer has been pushing for a third COVID vaccine dose to boost immunity protection, which U.S. health officials have vetoed.”

      Oh.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When failure is a bonus.

        It’s the perfect government program.

        It doesn’t work the way we thought it would, SO DO IT MOAR AND HARDER until it does.

      • Ghostpatzer

        “There’s no success like failure, and failure’s no success at all”

        /Some lame ’60s hippie

  43. Trigger Hippie

    Donation sent. Sorry it wasn’t more.

  44. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Watching the second season of War of the Worlds on Prime.

    I have no idea why I am doing so. It’s just another season of stupid people making really stupid decisions, over and over.

    • Gender Traitor

      Are you sure you’re not watching C-SPAN?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Stupidity driven stories only really work with comedy and even there it’s gotten old.

    • rhywun

      Meanwhile the men just beat Mexico. 😛

    • l0b0t

      One of the Indian lifters (Akmal?) is so very fast at maneuvering up under the bar. Also, there is a Tongan who I would bet earns a Tres Cool Seal of Approval.

    • Ghostpatzer

      HTML fail. Need more coffee.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘Yet the civics and history curricula have become an incendiary political debate all over the U.S. How did that happen?

      A. Well, it didn’t happen because we have too many civics courses! It might be because we stopped talking civilly about controversial issues. I remember in the days of Walter Cronkite, we all had a centralized source of facts. It had a unifying effect and gave us a fairly common, well-informed perspective. Today, people turn to Facebook for news, which echoes your own frustrations and drops us into silos. Now, can civic education in middle school correct that? Not by itself. But I think it’s a starting point.’

      Ah, there it is. The lament that the centralized control of information has been put upon. Civics is homogenized thought through media, I guess.

      • rhywun

        I don’t think it’s too much to ask to teach kids how the elites rule over them the government works.

  45. l0b0t

    Tranny scratched attempt number 1 at 120kg.

  46. Ghostpatzer

    Uh-oh. Looks like we need a new vaccine.

    https://www.nj.com/camden/2021/08/nj-man-dies-of-west-nile-virus-officials-say.html

    Although unusual, West Nile Virus is not unheard of in New Jersey. About 80% of those sickened will not develop any symptoms, and only one out of every 50 who are infected will become seriously ill.

    Sounds a bit worse than wuflu. Good thing we have a free needle program.

  47. l0b0t

    Scratch on 2nd attempt, then spectacular scratch on 3rd attempt for tranny; she’s out of the competition.

    • Ghostpatzer

      (s)he must have had one hell of an itch.

      • l0b0t

        The Chinese lifter is gonna run away with the gold. She just set an Olympic record at 140kg for the snatch (She is already the World Record holder for snatch, clean & jerk, and overall).

  48. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    whats goody

    • l0b0t

      Dude! Check out Tongan weightlifter Kuinini Manumua… She’s hot like fire.