GlibFit 4.0 – I Want Wings

by | Aug 15, 2021 | GlibFit | 599 comments

 

I’m done with my extend sojourn through The Slight Edge. The book has a few more chapters but they aren’t directly relevant to fitness so… back to my ranting.

 

The last few months my workouts have been very inconsistent. I’m enormously frustrated with myself. I have had weeks of diligence, a week or two of little to no activity, and weeks that were themselves such a mix they were the epitome of mediocrity.

 

My pullups have really slid into mediocrity. I’m well off my highs but not so far down that I can’t do any. It’s more muddling through. I have never been big (*salutes Lord Humungus*) and have illusions at age 56 that I’ll ever enter whatever the drug-free version of Mr. Olympia is. But damn it, I want some wings.

 

I have always been envious of the guys who lean over to grab a bar and you can see their lats extending from just below their shoulders well down their torso. I think we all know there is no substitute for pullups if you want to build some lats.

 

So, looking for a new challenge and way to get those wings, I turned to AthleanX. Of course, Jeff Cavaliere covered this a couple years ago. This video has something for everyone. A guy talking about getting on the pole, beefcake for lady and gay Glibs, and terrific workout advice.

 

Go get some Glibs.

 

After a much too long hiatus, MikeS made his triumphant return last week. Of course, the NoDak Wanker missed his shout out. He must have been in a coma.

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Chafed

Chafed

I'm looking California but feeling Minnesota

599 Comments

  1. Gustave Lytton

    Chafed- in answer to your question, tweet says Karzai is forming an interim government with some others to try to assert some control over the remaining forces (or just arrange capitulation with the new masters).

    • Gustave Lytton

      Interim committee rather.

    • Drake

      Karzai is actually in country? Or is he doing this from Switzerland where his bank account is?

    • Chafed

      Thanks GL. That is unbelievable. He is either delusional or in league with the Taliban. I guess we will find out which.

  2. IRBE

    Hi Chafed, Thanks for new edition and greetings from NOCal. Hiking weather is a tad smokey and warm; great for brisket. Did the 10 miler that I was gyp’d out on last week; solo. I hike faster alone; not any stops or breaks. I’m a good kind of tired.

    Motivation is a muther…when I am in rut, sometimes I just make up a goal. In the past it was an organized run or Spartan race.. wouldn’t want to embarrass myself—that was good for a month or 2. Now I am just happy when the aches and pains are manageable and sometime enjoyable. When you self-inflicted pain it’s empowering; no pain, no gain and you ain’t dead.

    G-fit update: Sleep was pretty good but not great. Food was too much non-protein but I stayed OMAD. Hike mileage was level to 38 miles this week. Wim Hoff/meditative “ancient man” techniques; Did 2 times. Weight level at 175. No Fast, but planned for this week (Meatless Monday).

    Went to the Car Shows/Auctions in Monterey. Brought the dog in a “service” capacity because I didn’t want to board. Amazing the things you can get away with if you are just cool and act like you belong. The dog even made the NBC telecast. Lots of great/expensive cars and bikes for purchase; there must be a great tax dodge in that somewhere.

    Goals: Meeting goal weight range max (175-170). Still not dead from Covid…MB;MC

    Afghan Update: I don’t usually comment on foreign affairs but when I do…Anyway, I just fleez that if we had a couple more days/weeks to work the COINtelpro; set up some 5G; get those goat farmers some I-phones, onto more social media and let FB moderate them into democracy; we would have won them over. We were so close…Oh well, we tried (that’s what really counts). Whatever, dollar depreciation/inflations? :shrugs, goes on with the day:

    To live better, fat adapt, skip a meal or three!

      • Drake

        President Otter.

      • IRBE

        Just to state the obvious… but if we announced police leaving our most democratic cities; those cities would be run by the gangs in a week…why did we think this was going to be any better.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        See, I have it on good authority that those guys were there on Jan. 6th.

      • juris imprudent

        Laugh, but I think there is a serious connection here. The DC hysterics about the assault on the temple of democracy is all about realizing how tissue thin their credibility is, and how easily a govt with no credibility can be rolled over.

  3. Fourscore

    While last week was dedicated to personal affairs, (appointments, guests) I’m planting a few apple trees, inside the garden fence. Trying to dig a hole, the surface is like concrete, I keep pouring water into the hole so the dirt would stick to the post hole digger. Takes a while to dig the hole, hot, I get tired easily, stumbling around, limping badly.

    I was advised by Kinnath to wait ’til the weather cooled off, so the shock would not be so great on the trees but I just need to feel like I’m doing something constructive. I’m about 3-4 lbs down on my weight, this may be my new normal. Appetite is mostly back.

    Thanks, Chafed. I need to get back on my exercise program.

    • Tundra

      You’re a beast, Fourscore!

    • Suthenboy

      “I’m planting a few apple trees”

      Time never better spent. Those trees will be around long after you and I are gone. I have spent my life making sure of that.
      Just turn the hose on a dribble, let it sit for a couple of hours and you will be fine.
      Take that goddamned post hole digger and toss it in a dumpster. Get yourself one an auger. Turn slow…a half turn at a time. Slow and steady does the trick.

      • westernsloper

        Slow and steady does the trick.

        As with most things in life. Life should be lived like a good hand job.

  4. Drake

    I still do the strength exercises, but over the last two years have become much more focused on the cardio. I try to get the presses, squats, and deadlifts in a couple times a week – but 30+ minutes on the elliptical every other day is non-negotiable now.

    • IRBE

      There was an article on Medium Intensity Continuous Training (MICT) that showed to be just as effective as HIIT for muscle strength/stamina–which was surprising…mixing in some weights with the elliptical training. 15 minutes; weights (5 min) then 10 minutes may give you interesting results.

  5. blackjack

    This is the “consent” form they want to force me to sign. Well, it’s the Hawaii version, anyway.

    • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

      Linky no worky.

      • blackjack

        It basically says that the vax might kill you and you can’t sue anyone if it does. It says that the drug has not been studied enough to determine any of this. Then, the government says, “Take it or else!”

      • rhywun

        Pass.

      • blackjack

        That’s it. Thanks. It’s fine for obtaining consent, but woefully inadequate for removing it. The people forced to vax all have to sign it or it’s local variant. The Los Angeles one is far more weasel worded and the facts are deeply obscured in a series of links.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        I wouldn’t sign that.

      • Tres Cool

        I read it here- “Thanks for this. Ill print it, and pass it along to my lawyer for review.”

    • Sensei

      Just explain you are giving up your chance so that you can “help” those who want yet another shot…

      Biden Administration Plans for Vaccine Boosters, Perhaps by Fall

      With a stockpile of at least 100 million doses at the ready, Biden administration officials are developing a plan to start offering coronavirus booster shots to some Americans as early as this fall even as researchers continue to hotly debate whether extra shots are needed, according to people familiar with the effort.

      • blackjack

        That was my first tactic. Then my supervisor told me how he cheated and lied to skip to the front of the line and get his early. He recommended we all do this, for our own safety. That’s when I began solidifying my stance that I would not be getting the shot at all. I’ve only gotten more solid on this since.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        We ran into a true blue branch covidian at church today. It’s funny how the rhetoric right now is just a tuned up version of last March’s rhetoric, but with some of the gaps stopped up.

        “Oh, this one’s different because it targets young people!”

        Suuurrrrrrreeee, of course it does. Does it also spread more in red states and among people who believe the election was stolen?

        Fucking prog-fascists.

  6. Tundra

    Chafed!

    For the first time in weeks, I feel like things are getting back to normal. I decided since the commies rule here, too, that I would get out ahead of the potential mask/vax mandates and/or lockdowns and just set up my own thing.

    Tundra’s Gym.

    I need to get some bumper plates and some other stuff, but it’s a good start. I was actually shocked to find the setup on FB Marketplace. Last year there was absolutely nothing.

    I’ll miss the camaraderie of the gym, but I’m not gonna take another break from lifting.

    Nice hike in the mountains yesterday and a little over 6 miles today. I will say that the weather here is absolutely stunning and my red blood cells must be doing their thing, as the altitudes are much more comfortable.

    I’m really looking forward to a return to routine. I got a little fluffy during the move, so it’s time to dial it back in.

    Have a great week Glibfitters!

    • DEG

      Nice set-up.

      • Chafed

        Seconded.

    • Fourscore

      Wow! You really went Rogue!

      The more you lift, the more you save, as in amortization. You’ll be humping those full hive boxes easily.

      • Tundra

        It’s nice gear and someone else took the depreciation hit.

        I’ll have to do the heavy lifting because there is no way Jimbo will tear himself away from the girls long enough to do any actual work!

    • IRBE

      6 miles with elevation in altitude is a real workout. Resting HR was like 30% higher when I did a Spartan race at The Breck; back in the day.

      OT: I have read that Boron my help increase T. I am have been taking it and I have noticed quite a difference in the morning…

      • Tundra

        Interesting. Any recommended reading on Boron? Morning timber is never a bad thing!

        Yeah, I’m feeling better every day. Happy to be lifting again after a couple weeks off completely and probably two months of disrupted schedule.

      • IRBE

        https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4712861/

        Here is a link from NIH. There are also links for recommended dosages at healthline and other rabbit holes from there. I have seen a number of YTs on it recently in my recommended. I originally started taking it for hand arthritis but the wood was a welcome side effect.

      • Tundra

        Much obliged.

      • PudPaisley

        Hey, congratulations on the move. I think you’re a little too far to invite to concerts now. I have an extra ticket for Billy Strings at The Palace in November, but it’s probably too far for you to drive.

        I’ve always wanted to go to Red Rocks, but hard to pull off due to work. Have you been there before? The other venue I really would like to check out is Mishawaka, which I think is outside Fort Collins. It looks like such a cool, small venue. My favorite live video from there:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_F8ly6AZkU

      • westernsloper

        How many CO Glibs do we have now? (Welcome Tundra!!)

        I saw Billy Idol at Red Rocks in 1985 (?) I remember….. some of it. Now I avoid that side of the state if at all possible and it usually is.

      • Tundra

        Hey Pud!

        I have no idea what my schedule will be in November, but I’ll ping you when I’m in town.

        Never been to Red Rocks for a show, so I’m looking forward to that. Robc is in FC, so you have pals pretty much anywhere you want to see a show.

        ‘sloper tells me on the wrong side of the state, but I’m gonna go bug him anyway.

        You have my cell?

  7. The Late P Brooks
    • rhywun

      It’s dawning on them that the prick isn’t going to bring back the Old Normal no matter how many people get it.

    • blackjack

      “It might kill you. Many people are getting heart problems. If any of this happens, nobody will be liable. It also doesn’t work very well.” ” Now, sign here and get it, or else!”

      • TARDis

        There are tin foil hat types in the comment sections in various places stating the jab makes you more compliant and open to do the state’s bidding; nanobots and such. Refuse the jab? You’re a danger and must be killed.

        My wife stabbed me in the heart yesterday, and she does not even realize it.

        “I wish you would get the vaccination.”
        “Why? It’s highly survivable, even for me. I’d rather have natural immunity without spike proteins anyway.”
        “Well, [insert son’s name here] won’t get it unless you do.”
        “Ah, I see.”

      • R C Dean

        “Well, [insert son’s name here] won’t get it unless you do.“

        “Good.”

    • blackjack

      LOL, 72% “preventable” vs 28% non-preventable. Because if the 72% had gotten vaxxed, everybody knows the 28% number would stay static, right? It’s not like if we had 100% vaccination rates, the non-preventable would transform into 100% or anything.

      • blackjack

        Who needs elections when we can just ask Richard Dawson what the survey said? 78% say you should be screwed. Tough titty, said the kitty. Milk’s all gone.

      • IRBE

        %s are a great tell for BS. This Covid is endemic…maybe a stretch to say certain variants are pandemic but whatever tomato…. This thing ain’t going away and there is nothing that will change that. Best that can be done is to “manage it”. Those now managing are just managing their own self interest. Fauci managing deflection of blame, Joe managing to make it through the day and Gavi managing a voter fraud.

  8. Sensei

    Apologies for the OT

    The Long, Slow Drowning of the New Jersey Shore

    “Billions have been spent to protect the beachfront. But inch by inch, water is winning the war.”

    No shit. I grew up at the NJ shore and still have lots of connections to the various towns through family and friends. In this something like 2,000 word NYT article there is zero mention of this thing called “flood insurance”.

    According to a report from Climate Central and Zillow, some 4,500 homes, worth $4.6 billion, were built in New Jersey between 2010 and 2016 in areas where, even if global greenhouse gas emissions decrease moderately, there will be a risk of flooding once per decade, at a minimum, starting in 2050.

    And I’ll wager that the vast majority of these properties are mortgaged which requires flood insurance or businesses with flood insurance. My longstanding solution to this problem of people building where they shouldn’t is you get one “get out of jail free” insurance payout from FedGov. After that the property is no longer eligible for flood insurance even if it is sold.

    I’d like to thank all you Glibs for your generous contributions to subsidizing the Jersey Shore. That said for many of you living in “flyover country” I’d like to have word with you about multi peril crop insurance…

    • Fourscore

      Maybe they could built a wall, like a breakwater. Like south of Highlands.

      Here we are having the driest summer, after a dry winter, that I can remember. I understand that farther south in MN it’s farming as usual.

      • Sensei

        FedGov and StateGov do that repeatedly. All kinds of man-made jetties and dredging.

        The way the wind and currents work is the sand moves it down the coast and out to sea. Rinse and repeat.

    • rhywun

      Because erosion never happened until Man came along. ?

      • Sensei

        Exactly.

        That said it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that you shouldn’t build in a place that is easily underwater at least once every 20 to 30 years.

        And if you do build you should both create a structure that contemplates that and if it is insured it shouldn’t be done by the government.

      • blackjack

        I grew up at the beach. Literally spent my first 10 years on the sand. I go back now to the same beach and it’s exactly the same. No difference anywhere, after 45-50 years. They are lying about the ocean rising. Every year, somebody’s house would get flooded. We just changed the carpet and cleaned the furniture. Insurance was for rich people, back then. Our house flooded twice, maybe 6 or 8″ deep.

      • Sensei

        It’s erosion. On the east coast it is definitely occuring.

        I can show you pictures of beaches now, 75 years ago and you can see the drastic changes. 100 of yards of disappearing beaches.

      • blackjack

        I’m sure there’s plenty of erosion out here too. Any beach that’s populated, gets maintained. There was always a front loader at our beach pushing sand around. That and jetties. keeps the beach exactly the same for decades, at least. Further up the coast, there’s a cliff that keeps moving inland, I’m sure. Albiet, very slowly.

      • Tres Cool

        Morbidly, I hope for a new “Little Ice Age”.

    • Chafed

      So much this. Everyone decides what risks they want to take. If you buy beachfront property, you know or should know, erosion and flooding can occur. I have no sympathy and I completely agree with your take on federal flood insurance. As I recall, Stossel did a video on this a few years ago.

      • Sensei

        Exactly. Take the money and move somewhere else if you can’t afford to self insure for flood.

        Or sell now the and the buyer is able to purchase flood insurance.

  9. DEG

    Today is the last day of forced isolation thanks to the ‘Rona. No ‘Rona or pneumonia symptoms beyond a lingering cough and I get winded pretty quickly. NH-DHHS never contacted me, which I’m perfectly happy with. I’m certain my doctor sent my information off to them, so I’m on their radar, but I guess they never actually pointed the radar at me.

    I mowed the lawn yesterday. Since my mower is a self-propelled job, it’s just a long walk around the yard, though with some up-and-down due to a slope. I was a bit more winded than I should have been, but otherwise was fine.

    It’s possible there is a little damage to my lungs from the pneumonia and the consumptive cough.

    I talked to the trainer I work with at the gym. I want to get back tomorrow. I told I’ll treat this week like a de-load week: fewer sets and lower weights. He thinks that is a great idea. He’s also curious if I’ll be able to make our sessions later this week. I told him let’s see how tomorrow goes.

    • IRBE

      Hej DEG, You should look into some YT Wim Hoff or SOMA breathing techniques to get your wind back. Nothing too extreme and cough inducing. It might benefit you. There is probably still some inflamation in the lungs from the ‘Rona.

    • blackjack

      Glad to hear you’re getting better.

    • Chafed

      Glad to hear your are on the mend DEG. Stay well.

    • Mojeaux

      Excellent news!

    • DEG

      Thanks everyone!

      • Tundra

        Thank you for not killing me!

        Seriously, I’m really glad you are better.

    • westernsloper

      ?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Me tupe gud

  11. DEG

    The lass in the feature picture for the article looks a lot like someone that used to work out at my gym. I had to do a double take, and then realized the featured picture lass has no visible tattoos in that picture, so it can’t be the woman I’m thinking of.

  12. Mustang

    Wish I could regain my motivation. I was 175, 12% body fat, benching 295 a few years ago and running 5ks regularly. Now I get winded walking up a flight of stairs, but still weigh the same, just fatter. Multiple docs have said it’s just stress and they’re probably right. I hate sucking wind like this but there’s some sort of huge mental block. I need to make a change, fast.

    • Chafed

      I hear you Mustang. Ever since the pandemic came on, my motivation has been erratic at best. I have had some longish layoffs during it and it just adds to my stress. FWIW, find a book you find inspiring. It can be, but doesn’t have to be, about fitness. You can always default to St. Goggins. I find that helps me to get in motion.

  13. hayeksplosives

    Back home in the Palomar foothills after a weekend in Imperial Beach seeing friends. And the Pacific of course…

    The cat missed me.

  14. egould310

    Crummy week. It was hot in Seattle, and the air was very smoky. I used it as an excuse to not run all week.

    Diet was good. Hi protein/fat, low carb. Except for the cheeseburger and fries on Friday. And the chicken n waffles this morning.

    My wife and I got the JnJ vaccination shot on Friday. We were opposed to it, but we were losing business because of it. Money talks. It’s been ok so far besides a sore arm. https://youtu.be/m38EdJeM6dU

    I hate everybody and everything and I wish the World would fuck off and leave me alone. https://youtu.be/m38EdJeM6dU

    Looks like the weather is going to cool down and the smoke is clearing out. I’ll run this week.

  15. juris imprudent

    This is not Saigon. That’s true Tony only because Saigon actually held out longer. Otherwise it is the exact same fate for the exact same reason, the U.S. can’t manufacture legitimacy for the puppet regimes we put in place.

    • Gustave Lytton

      a “Saigon moment,” referring to the hasty evacuation of remaining U.S. troops from Vietnam when the city of Saigon

      ?‍♂️ what a historically illiterate retard. Remaining US troops? There was a limit of 50 such troops since Paris Peace Accords. It wasn’t unilateral withdrawal by Nixon two years prior.

    • Chafed

      This is a huge embarrassment for Biden. Blinken can deny it all day long. The pictures speak for themselves.

  16. hayeksplosives

    Chafed, i see you’re beating yourself up for not living up to the standards you’d set for your exercise goals (which are >> my exercise goals, so take this with a grain of salt).

    I read something recently about a person trying to kick an addiction or establish a new good habit and they said it was extremely important NOT to beat yourself up about the failure or relapse etc. Therein lies the danger of giving up or thinking you’re not good enough to deserve to get better.

    That was helpful to me as a lifelong yo-yo dieter. Fall down? Quit the grovel party / pity party. Onward and upward.

    You probably don’t need to hear that but I did.

    • Mustang

      I actually needed to read this right now too, thanks for the pick-me-up ‘Splosives.

    • Chafed

      Thanks HS. I did know it but it’s good to hear. Life has been stressful in a number of ways recently and that has bled over into my fitness routine. What is particularly aggravating is I know staying on the routine would help with the stress in other parts of my life.

  17. juris imprudent

    On the glibfit front I’ve hardly had an alcoholic beverage over the last 3 maybe 4 weeks, and in slight edge fashion dropped about 5 lbs. I’m not particularly happy about going dry, but the weight loss has me going where I want to be.

    • Chafed

      Nice.

  18. Hyperion

    Don’t poke the hornet’s nest, no matter which side you’re on

    I used to paint houses. One thing I learned early on is don’t climb up a ladder and poke that giant hornet’s nest. Knock it down at night from a distance and douse it with gasoline when it’s on the ground and the hornets are all asleep.

    The war mongers in NOVA will be gleeful to come back… well, they won’t come back, they’ll send your children, and stay there for another 20 years.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m not impressed, that’s just one guy running his mouth. Once they get the place secured I bet they get busy not making themselves targets. The jihad stuff is just how the holy rollers talk.

      • Hyperion

        Well, yeah, I know he’s full of shit. But I also know the military industrial complex cronies in NOVA will be chomping at the bit to go right back. Which is why FoxNews talking heads are already saying ‘Oh noes, we have to stay!’. When they should be saying Xiden did good to pull out, but for the wrong reasons. And now, he’s going to get a bunch of people killed by sending them into the hornet’s nest. And then he’ll send them all back to create a hornets nest of their own. Don’t poke that hornet nest.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, we need to guard against those who want to go back in. The correct tack is it’s good we withdrew but the withdrawal itself was incompetent in the extreme. Biden deserves credit for the former and strong condemnation for the latter.

      • Chafed

        Exactly this

  19. Hyperion

    I lost 3 kilos in the past week. The problem is I started out 55 lbs overweight and now I’m still 48 lbs overweight. The beer has to go, but it’s a bittersweet goodbye my love.

    • Chafed

      7 pounds is 7 pounds. Good work.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks. If only I can sustain it for a while. That will mean less beer, like none, and at least 2x more walking. I’ve been getting about 2 miles a day, which is lame. I want to add some aerobic, yoga, and some light weights. I think the Yoga is most critical as my flexibility is just gone to hell.

  20. Nah, just Yusef

    Glibfit Update: my back is still blown out, but I manage some chores and then play Disc, Doctors orders for real. It’ hurts but it keeps me healthy, mind and Body, just played 15 holes, damn it hurts,
    Cheers!

  21. Nah, just Yusef

    I may try a Kayak run tomorrow, from my house, we go 3 miles upstream, then 6 miles down to the Lake Michigan shore, and Sister picks me up. It’s a very casual run, plenty of Photo ops, should take a half day to run, even with a bad back.

    • Chafed

      Serious question: how does sheltering in place help when your enemy is overrunning the country? Doesn’t that make you a sitting duck?

      • Surly Knott

        Cowering duck

      • Chafed

        Noted.

      • Lackadaisical

        They just don’t want you hanging around the embassy, possibly for optics.

        Seems they should be getting everyone out, like some other occasion in history, which this totally isn’t like.

    • Nah, just Yusef

      He is a Human Death Machine, I met him, and I’m glad he’s on our side,
      /Real men

    • Nah, just Yusef

      This is SO Cool! My Bro! YES!

    • Tundra

      Great job, Ozy!

      Thanks BEAM!

      • Chafed

        Thanks to you both. I’m surprised Canuckistan allows OAN to broadcast.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Oh, I’m sure after The Hair That Walks Like A Man™ gets his new majority government after the just-called Sept. 20th Canadian federal election, His Royal Hairness™ (blessed be His DNA) will erase the last remaining vestiges of independent reporting from any source, anywhere, anytime what/where/whensoever.

        The 21st Century is teh suck.

      • rhywun

        Ugh, he’s still around?!

        Do better, Canada.

      • Chafed

        Is he favored to win?

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Sadly, and astonishingly, yes, he’s favoured to win. Like Obama, he’s blessed with crappy opposition parties/leaders, so the choice is between a shit sandwich, a turd taco, or a fæces frittata.

        One fly in the ointment: Canadian vote turnout is historically modest (around 60-62%), which doesn’t favour the Libs when it happens. Back when His Royal Hairness was first elected with a majority in 2015 and then a minority in 2019, turnout was higher (closer to 70%). If turnout sags this time around, it could lead to another Lib minority or even a Conservative minority.

        I don’t think anyone believes the Cons will win a majority, unless they thread an impossible number of needles in swing ridings in Ontario and Quebec, the only two provinces whose votes normally matter.

      • Chafed

        Wow. I had no idea. My condolences.

      • DEG

        Maxime Bernier!

        Yeah, I know, pipe dream.

    • Sean

      Good stuff. Thanks for posting.

    • blackjack

      Good job Ozy! “I wish there was a better way to say it, but this is just illegal” Yup.

    • TARDis

      That was great.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Thanks for posting. And thanks to Ozy for being out front with this.

    • DEG

      Excellent!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Me too! You kind of build up a mental picture of who Glibs are and then they turn out to look nothing like it (but it’s the same personality). Ozy looks more like Gerald McRaney.

      Good job not staring at Christina’s bosom, although that jacket helped.

    • Ted S.

      I would have guessed more like Wilford Brimley in “Absence of Malice”.

    • gbob

      Damn. Ozzy nailed it.

      A true Glibertarian Moment as the Fonz would say.

    • Ted S.

      More seriously, nice staircase.

    • grrizzly

      That was great.

    • Surly Knott

      Nice! Well, not nice, but well done Ozy! And thank you, Beam, for linking this.

    • Fourscore

      What all the others have said X 2, OZY.

      Honey Harvest will have our own celebrity but you’re still gonna get your hands sticky, like all the rest. The only rule is that there is are no rules.

      • Ted S.

        I thought the first rule of Honey Harvest was “Do not mention Honey Harvest”.

      • MikeS

        Too late!

      • PudPaisley

        I really want to make a Honey Harvest, but it’s 4 days before my annual Musky fishing trip in Mercer, WI. Hopefully I’m not too busy and can make it this year.

        Have you ever bought your bees from B and B Honey Farm in Hokah, MN? A guy I used to drink with occasionally worked there.

      • Fourscore

        We have been buying from Mann Lake, in Hackensack, only 50 miles away from home.

    • westernsloper

      ? Go get em Ozy!

    • CPRM

      I hope it boosts his book sales…so he can give me more money on Patreon.

      • CPRM

        I will say this, from a production standpoint. They cut to it like it’s a live interview, but it seems like the interview itself was edited, and also they had B-Roll ready to illustrate the points he was making. So I’d be interested to hear from him on the process. Because even though he’s someone we know, this still comes across to me as so much Fake News, manipulation instead of information.

      • Lackadaisical

        What worse is they didn’t do any sort of introduction. Why should anyone care what this guy is saying? (I know he’s an expert on the topic, but no one watching will)

      • Not Adahn

        Dude. HE’S ON TV! That makes him and expert by definition.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Muh legacy!

    David Petraeus, the retired Army general and former director of the CIA, has called the Taliban’s tightening grip on Afghanistan “catastrophic” for the U.S. and the world.

    Petraeus, who previously served as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, described the fall of several Afghan cities to the Taliban in recent days as “disastrous.”

    “This is an enormous national security setback and it is on the verge of getting much worse unless we decide to take really significant action,” he told The Rita Cosby Show on WABC Radio on Friday.

    Petraeus said he had feared a “psychological collapse” months ago because the U.S. withdrawal of troops had prompted the removal of NATO troops along with thousands of contractors who had maintained the Afghan Air Force.

    And will anybody have the balls to ask him to his face just what the fuck he claims to have achieved over there? Why weren’t the Afghans prepared for the day the training wheels came off?

    • TARDis

      I can’t be arsed to look it up. Is he Shrub’s dick sucker, or Zero’s? No need to answer. Don’t give a fuck. Wait a couple more weeks, and airdrop his ass into the mess.

    • blackjack

      Now, the world’s opium supply will have been grown by mean people, instead of mean, scared people. Whatever will we do?

      • Fourscore

        I thought fentanal had solved the opium problem? Why am I always the last one to get the word?

  23. Chipping Pioneer

    I don’t care if her hair is an unnatural colour. Would.

    • Chafed

      For sure.

  24. Chipping Pioneer

    Well, that was 20 years, thousands of lives, and trillions of dollars well-spent.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Awww, Fuck TOS, we are GLIBS!!!!

    • TARDis

      The Glibbening

      I hope someday you beautiful peeps can really capitalize on this. *hoists Glib glass*

      • Gender Traitor

        Someone with Photoshop (?) chops needs to edit the Ron Paul “It’s Happening!” GIF.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I think We may be Happening, starting with Ozy,

      • blackjack
    • trshmnstr the terrible

      *straps on tin foil hat*

      The wall to wall Afghanistan coverage is an intentional diversion from election revelations.

      • rhywun

        Hell, this scandal is a distraction from all the other scandals.

      • Chafed

        I’m grateful it’s getting coverage. I guess it’s harder to sweep under the rug than Hunter’s laptop.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Petraeus said the Taliban’s advances had shown that the decision to withdraw U.S. troops from Afghanistan was “a serious mistake.”

    “We should really take stock of what has happened and acknowledge, I think, that this was a serious mistake, and ask ourselves if having had 3,500 troops on the ground with no battlefield losses for 18 months with a manageable situation was not preferable to the catastrophe that we see unfolding in Afghanistan now,” he said.

    Sure, Dave. Why don’t you buy a plane ticket?

    • Sensei

      Plus do you thing that soldier is more likely to die in a humvee rollover in Afghanistan or here in the US?

      You’ll note the “battlefield” caveat.

      • Hyperion

        No man, they had to re-primer the jeep, found the marijuana patch and then went off the cliff, man.

        Roger’s not here, man

      • Hyperion

        Well, wrong link. Let me try again.

        Tries again

  26. Yusef drives a Kia

    Dale Saran is one of the greatest people I have had the pleasure to have known, and I know some Great folks. The Man drove from Phoenix AZ to Bullhead AZ, then Ontario CA, loaded a trailer then wen’t back, in a day. 900miles and loading/unloading. A week later, we did the same thing again, with a bigger trailer. Not only is Ozy a none stop monster, he spoke the entire way out and back, I got a very good education from him and learned about the basis for his book. Agreat teacher, he easliy let me question him, and I wasn’t always wrong. Dale Saran made an impact on me i will never forget,
    God Bless him!

    • Tundra

      Thanks for that, Yusef.

      I wonder if this lost corner of the libertarian movement will turn out to be the most valuable asset I’ve ever had. In thinking through what you wrote and the people I’ve met here (both virtually and irl, I trust and can count on You People more than most of the fuckers I know. If things go sideways, I know who I’m betting on.

      Cheers, Glibs!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thank You Tundra, Being where I am is actually a comfort, I know Glibs are close, and I’ll be at least thought about, if not safe.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Whaddaya mean “WE” Petraeus? Maybe you should have spent less time boning your secretary (or whoever it was) and more time working.

    • hayeksplosives

      What you mean “we”, Kemosabe?

  28. Chipping Pioneer

    Started physio this week for an anterior rotator cuff injury sustained moose hunting last fall. 8 weeks of pain, then I get to do it all over again!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Moose Hunting?
      /sweet

      • Sean

        He was hunting the moose, but it was the squirrel that got him.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Presto!

      • Chipping Pioneer

        OK, Boomers.

      • Sean

        I’m gen x, tyvm.

      • Ghostpatzer

        He takes orders from Fearless Leader, so probably hunting Moose AND Squirrel.

  29. Hyperion

    Insurrection!

    I’d give about 1 million US dollars to watch this on Pay-Per-View if Nancy and Karla Marx were there in the palace at the time.

    • Hyperion

      Themselves? Grocery prices have exploded. Hamburger is 10 lbs a fucking pound here now at the Giant. I’m talking about regular 80-20 ground beef. 10 fucking dollars a fucking pound. All I saw was people wondering the aisles looking like they are in shock with only a few items in their cart.

      They want to starve people to death. This inflation combined with CNN fucksticks like Don Lemon saying ‘Can’t go the grocery store’. There’s going to be violence. You can’t go the grocery store, Lemon, not ever again.

      • limey

        A pound of what exactly is exchanged for 10lbs of hamburger?

      • Gustave Lytton

        The dollar collapsed in Maryland and Hyperion is now buying his hamburger in £.

      • limey

        I believe a sterling collapse is imminent, old bean.

      • Hyperion

        A pound of paper money?

        $10 a fucking pound. A pound is a unit of weight here in the USSA. Not a unit of currency, like in Limeytown.

        Edit faeries are on permanent strike around here, bro.

      • blackjack

        Glibfit, the hard way.

      • Hyperion

        Pops another beer…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Cheers!

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Been seeing prices like that for awhile here in my little section of the Great White North™. Worse, the prices are oscillating up and down from one week to the next, like a roomful of drunken monkeys hauling on pricing levers at random. It’s weird, and disheartening.

        At a guess, I’d say food prices in Edmonton are up between 20 to 30 percent from before the start of Our Present Troubles. Certain categories, like fresh veg, are in some cases double.

      • Hyperion

        Some things here are double. Like most meat. Ground beef is definitely doubled.

        I wound up buying pork tenderloin for $1 a lb. Thick as hell, 16oz each.

        If you really pay attention to price you can come out OK. I don’t buy any luxury items at all, that is apparently over for at least now.

        No wonder Xiden is making a massive increase in food stamps. Can’t boil that frog too fast, the frog might jump off the democrat plantation.

      • l0b0t

        In NYC, canned cat food has doubled (and some brands have tripled) in price since just last Summer. Also, our store no longer carries 5lb or 10lb bags of sugar; they come in 4lb and 8lb sizes now, at a price slightly above the old, larger bags.

    • rhywun

      I saw Trump (remember that guy?) did another one of his “Miss me yet?” tweets.

      *snort*

    • rhywun

      Nice roundup, BTW.

      The Dems are toast if they don’t clean up their act toot sweet.

      • Chafed

        I hope you’re right.

    • Sean

      “I just got off White House briefing for Congress concerning Afghanistan.

      Joe Biden is a FOOL!

      * The military equipment and arms were left on purpose for the Afghan military to supposedly defend themselves. But they have handed it all over with no resistance.

      * 5,000 prisoners have been released from the base. Known terrorists.

      * Our border is wide open and out of control. These terrorists can easily make their way to the US.

      * The Taliban is in full control and ISIS is there as well.

      * Trump defeated ISIS and Biden is to blame for their imminent rise.

      * Turkey and Pakistan are going to soon move in to “stabilize” Afghanistan. ”

      -MTG

      • blackjack

        Man, I can’t wait for Q to reveal himself and arrest all these fuckers. The huge stage with all of the hangings for treason will be epic. Finally, all these pedos will get their due. Pizza!

      • Sean

        Lol.

      • limey

        +1 “I don’t know what socialism is but DONALD be the BEST at it.”

      • Hyperion

        #LampChipPostWood

      • Chafed

        She’s partly right but so is a broken clock. She’s a nut. I’m not making common cause with her.

      • Lackadaisical

        We’ll be in need of ‘crazies’ soon.

  30. limey

    Any time I look into fitness stuff it inevitably ends up being curated by and for body builders as if the goal of all training outside of specific athletic disciplines is to make yourself into a BEEEEEFFFCCAAAAAAAKEEE.

    I don’t want to be Muscle Beach, I just want to feels good, man.

    • Hyperion

      Bourbon and Cocaine.

      • blackjack

        Champagne when I’m thirsty and reefer when I want to get high.

      • limey

        *points at Sean’s picture*

        I’m sans the booger sugar but I’m about four bourbons deep ?

    • Tundra

      It sells.

      How old are you? Do you have any lifting experience? Do you even want to lift? (Although you definitely should.)

      • limey

        I just used to use all the machines at the gym, never the free weights because they were usually occupied by the massive amorphous blobs of zero-muscle definition who would talk about all the fights they started just for fun while they spotted each other. Not that they ever gave me any trouble, mind.

    • Chafed

      Broaden your search. Yes, there is plenty of stuff on getting huge. There’s also plenty of stuff on all types of fitness.

    • egould310

      Stretch your muscles, go for a walk and do some push-ups. Boom! You improved your body and your health without going muscle beach.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Disc Golf Every Day, it does all those things without pain,

  31. Yusef drives a Kia

    At Tundra et al. You Glibs have saved my ass too many times and never asked for any return except success, The Glibs are a unique Branch of Libertarianism, and it’s a safe space for this Old Man, and I’m glad to be here,
    Cheers!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Seconded

    • blackjack

      Unmentioned in the story: Why were all the vice principals 60 or 80 years old when I was forced to go to school? We did not have any 30 y/o chicks in charge of any fucking thing, dammit!

    • limey

      appreciate people bringing the concern to them and they did do an investigation.

      “We’ve talked to people across the state on what’s the best course of action and the general feeling is we’ve hired a fine person who was a goofy teenager,” says Superintendent Tim Sweeney.

      In light of this lesson learned, they will have Ms. Campbell teach about social media at the start of the school year.

      Says Sweeney: “She gets to be the face du jour about, ‘hey, this really does follow you for the rest of your life. You really have to be thoughtful about what you’re doing.'”

      Moving forward, Campbell says she plans to earn the community’s trust.

      It carries on very reasonably, and sensibly, giving the reader a sense that this actually might all blow over, until the last line brings you right back to reality:

      However, parents are expected to raise concerns about this at the next school board meeting.

      I wonder how much that will turn things around.

    • blackjack

      One tweet made reads: “I might just have to end the lives of some very young individuals.”

      No context given. What if was responding to a question, “What would you do if every teenager was to become a mass murderer?” Or, was it, ” Your kids won’t listen to you and you’re having a bad day” There’s a difference and the TMITE refuses to make it clear if I should be outraged at the V/P or the parents. Given that, I hate them all.

      • limey

        I wonder if her address on the subject will go something like “right now, the wider culture you live in, and some of your parents are turning you into little proto-Jacobins. Let me put that in context for you…”

  32. Tundra
    • limey

      Precision strike.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        With a MOAB?

      • limey

        MOAT?

      • Hyperion

        Filled with piranhas with laser beams on their heads?

      • blackjack

        Frickin laser beams!

      • limey

        ??

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Massively Ordinary Art Board.

      • limey

        Man Otherwise Acronymed BEAM

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        That’s meta, d00d.

    • rhywun

      lol

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Yes!

  33. Hyperion

    Edward Snowden
    @Snowden
    ·
    3h
    afghanistan fell in like 10 days and here we are having used up our national quota of the word “insurrection”

    Bingo!

    • limey

      Note to self: start a contemporary free jazz band called The Five O’clock Shadowy Cabal.

      • Gender Traitor

        I would wear one of your band’s t-shirts. Could you make sure you carry some in Small, please? Thanks!

      • limey

        Sure. I require a band first.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::shrugs:: I bet Cafepress or redbubble wouldn’t make you prove the band exists.

      • limey

        I used to use redbubble but then they removed my best seller without explanation and demanded I give them all sorts of personal info if I wanted to submit any kind of appeal or at least find out why. Literally no copyright and nothing political or contraversial. I knew I wanted out at that point so I just deleted my account.

      • limey

        *controversial

      • blackjack

        I wanna buy a t-shirt printer, but I know it’ll get me trouble everywhere I go. I basically use the existing market to self censor.

  34. Hyperion

    I hope I can find a safe space to stock up on popcorn and beer to watch China’s turn at this. It’s their turn. USSR: Fail! USSA: Fail! CCP: Uhh, it’s your turn, dudes.

    • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

      Given the CCP’s lack of compunction about using people like flammable materiel, if they decide to go all-in on Afghanistan, they’ll probably just pattern-bomb whole sections of the country into layers of gas, dust and steam a kilometre deep. Y’know, as practise for when they want to roll over Taiwan. And Japan. Not to mention Singapore. And . . .

      • limey

        I follow a certain US ex-pat Iiving in Taipei and notice that he is making moves to get back to the States.

      • rhywun

        I had a manager in 1996 who quit to move to Hong Kong.

        I wonder how that turned out for her.

      • limey

        Twenty good years? ?‍♂️

      • rhywun

        I would have left the second QEII signed their death warrant but maybe that’s just me.

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^This over and over.

        Why anyone would trust the CCP is beyond me.

      • rhywun

        Though to be fair, I was likely not smart enough back then to see the writing on the wall.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Lots did, despite Britain and other Commonwealth countries attempts to keep as many out as possible. And the US didn’t do squat.

      • Lackadaisical

        Though to be fair, I was likely not smart enough back then to see the writing on the wall.

        Heh, I said it right after I learned about it, when i was like 12. How do you force China to keep their word once you hand it over?

        You can’t.

        All the CCP was waiting for was the economic fall out to be small enough to flex their muscle.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        It’s easier to mine that Way.

      • Q Continuum

        Like I said in the previous post, the only way Afghanistan even becomes something other than what it is now is wholesale genocide of the adversary and their families and associates. The CCP has no issue with murdering millions of people, the real challenge will be rooting out every single person who has even a tangential association to the Taliban/ISIS/whoever the fuck ever.

      • Chafed

        One unknown is how the Chinese people will react to their own body count. You can’t subdue a country by air. Boots on the ground equals dead Chinese soldiers. Enough wailing, heartbroken mothers will, at some point, make an impact.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        One difference between the Afghani and your average citizen of the CCP is Afghanistan has a shit ton of firearms around in civilian hands. Will that make a difference? I don’t know, but it is different than attempting to subdue a few Tibetans.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Also, the USSR was never one to give a squat about the locals and their lives, and they crashed and burned on this rock. About the only thing that hasn’t been done to AFPAK is to nuke it, and I don’t think the Chinese will go that far.

      • Q Continuum

        It makes a lot easier when POTUS is on the payroll.

    • rhywun

      I’m sure the 5-year plan to hook them up to their “Belt and Road” flimflam has already been written.

      • limey

        The CCP doesn’t tek kaaandly to the Sunni muslims in their own backyard but these ones are useful and dangerous. I wonder how the Taliban feel about the treatment of the Uyghurs. I am willing to entertain the possibility that they don’t particularly care.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep, that would be my guess. Particularly if the Chinese are bearing gifts.

      • Chafed

        They already started. I can’t imagine two less trustworthy parties to that contract. While I don’t know how, I’m betting Afghanistan manages to screw China.

      • Q Continuum

        They don’t call it the Graveyard of Empires for nothing.

      • Chafed

        ?

  35. PudPaisley

    Some other great lats workouts are raking and shoveling.

    Raking leaves and hand raking the yard in spring are great lats and delts workouts, especially if you are raking hard and pulling up dead leaves and matted grass. Raking dirt, mulch, and rock are also really good.

    Shoveling rock or dirt with a long handled shovel is also a terrific lats and delts exercise. Just do the Cool Hand Luke workout. All you need is a good, strong shovel and about a 20’x20″ section of the yard. Dig a hole, then fill it in. Rinse and repeat. If you want to mix it up, after digging the hole, rake the dirt around then scrape it up to refill the hole.

    I’ve been doing landscaping / landscape maintenance for 35 years. You can’t do this kind of work for any extended amount of time without developing really strong back muscles. You know that they say, it takes a strong back and a weak mind to do landscaping for a living. and I possess both.

    • Animal

      Can confirm. Spent a good part of today cutting/splitting/stacking firewood. After years in the ‘burbs, my legs, arms and lower back are (slowly) becoming accustomed to rural life again.

      Back to choring!

      • PudPaisley

        That’s a terrific workout. I love doing that kind of stuff.

        I’m in La Crosse, so I occasionally make it to Allamakee County. I’ve probably been in some of the same backwaters where you used to duck hunt or fish. I also go to The Other Place (The OP) for live music on occasion. It probably wasn’t there when you still lived in the area.

      • Animal

        When I was in college in Cedar Falls, the first OP had just opened on College Hill. I’ve been there and to a couple of the new OPs when I’ve been back visiting. Good stuff.

        My buddies and I used to party in LaCrosse a lot. Back in, oh, probably 1978-1982 or so.

      • PudPaisley

        Downtown La Crosse has changed a lot, but it’s still party central. It can be a madhouse some nights. Your new place looks awesome. I could see myself doing something similar when I get older.

      • Fourscore

        I wish I could do those things again. I had to get a big propane tank a few days ago, my 30 years of wood burning are over and I still have about 3 years of wood in the shed. At least I won’t have to go out in -30 weather to fill the wood box. I have a wood splitter that will never get used again, by me. I gave my g-daughter’s husband an almost new Stihl chain saw to take back to Galena.

      • Animal

        We have a Toyo oil-burner, so only depend on the wood stove when it’s below 25 or so. But we’ll still go through a cord and a half to two cords a winter.

        I expect I’ll get to the point where managing to lay in a winter’s wood is a problem. When that happens, I guess I’ll decide what to do. Although the Old Man cut, split and stacked four cords of wood the last year they lived on Bear Creek, by himself, at 85. But he was way out there on the strong end of the longevity/good health curve.

    • limey

      Take it easy, Yu. Let’s not have a repeat of the Humpty Dumpty you took on the steps.

  36. limey

    Is there an evening post? I have something important I would like to share. I received a video ad for a game/app in which you control a crowd of blue people stampeding their way through groups of red people and smashing them to pieces. The key is to keep multiplying your mob of blue people so you can destroy the red people by maintaining a majority. This majority is kept by running through gates which magically increase the number of your blue crowd.

    • CPRM

      A game about killing the noble savage then.

      • Chafed

        I don’t think Team Blue considers them noble. Otherwise, yes.

  37. Mojeaux

    Well, @Gordilocks is out of 8 months of Twitter jail. If you’re a Twit, he is @GhostOfGord.

  38. CPRM

    No grilled corn at the church picinic today. I am dissapoint. I specifically didn’t have grilled corn yesterday because I was going to have some today. And also, the music the polka band played at the polka mass wasn’t really polka./sconnie

    • rhywun

      Now I want to attend a polka mass.

      • CPRM

        They did play real polka music afterwards during the picnic. They even had a bit of twist, because this time they had woman singing for most of the time, so a song I heard them play last month, ‘My Polish Girlfriend’ was genderswapped to ‘My Polish Boyfriend’

        Not the same band, but a version of ‘My Polish Girlfriend’

      • rhywun

        That’s not very edgy. Disappoint.

      • CPRM

        When you think Edgy, you think of a Polka Band at a Catholic church picnic, this is true, and they let us down.

      • rhywun

        Edgy would be drop the gender-swap. Do better, Catholics.

    • Chafed

      Hell to the yes except for the lady in red. She scares me.

  39. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    This Afghanistan stuff has kind of fucked me up. I guess in some ways I considered the Afghani people that worked with us, or benefitted from whatever programs our agency ran, to be colleagues on some level. And now they’re fucked.

    • CPRM

      Your friend that only comes around to borrow money isn’t really a friend.

    • Fourscore

      50 years ago I worked with some fine VN officers, I was heart broken when VN fell and I knew they and their families would suffer re-education.

    • Chafed

      Agency totally not the Cia. Pinky swear.

    • westernsloper

      I get it. But are you honestly surprised we fucked them over? The US kind of has a rep for that.The people who directly work with nationals in country become friends, the desk monkeys reviewing visa forms and bureaucrats over them don’t give two fucks about those people or they would have gotten them out of there and they would have left with the troops and the “diplomatic” scum.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I’m not surprised.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’m sorry KK. Thinking about the scrubbing, I can’t imagine similar efforts are being done to Afghan news stories or social media. Terrible for those that thought they could make their country a better place by helping us. Makes me maudlin for those I’ve known who gave much of themselves for there.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I guess I feel bad that those people had the poor luck to be born in a primitive, backwards culture that will likely always be such. And the poor luck to trust an unfeeling imperial power that only wanted to exploit them.

  40. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    beefcake for lady and gay Glibs

    Pass

    • Chafed

      Hey, I tried.

      • rhywun

        I appreciate your stab at beefcake, thanks.

      • Chafed

        ?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Wood

      • Chafed

        Q knows his audience.

  41. Yusef drives a Kia

    I want to so speak, but I can’t, Fucking Clearances Suck! yea for me,
    Please don’t bother,

  42. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Huh, I made the mistake of going over to George Takei’s Twitter feed after seeing a Tweet of his mentioned in an interview. The dude’s certifiable and a Class A asshole. Good God.

    • blackjack

      Dammit! he’s a doctor, not a thinker!

      • blackjack

        Wait, nevermind. ( not a trekkie)

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s dead inside Jim.

      • Crazy Capn Gunboat Willy

        I feel like deforest Kelly wouldn’t put up with sulu’s shit these days.

      • rhywun

        lolfail

    • rhywun

      I made the mistake of going over to George Takei’s Twitter feed

      Stop right there. You knew how that was going to end, right?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I was aware of some shitty tweets but I wasn’t aware it was that bad. Page offer page of vicious stuff. Sort of cyberbullying if that’s really a thing.

      • CPRM

        Um he’s GAY and Progressive! He can’t be a bully. It’s LITERALLY impossible.

    • Sensei

      悪く
      わるく
      waruku

      Badly.

      (Bonus for language nerds- warui is an i-adjective. To turn i-adjectives into adverbs drop the i and and change to ku. It’s much easier to see this change when written in Japanese 悪い
      becomes 悪く. Part of the reason using roman characters in Japanese if you have more than a trivial interest in the language will set back your learning. Don’t make the same mistakes I did!)

  43. blackjack

    Is this? Nah, it couldn’t be. Could it?

    • blackjack

      I mean, the tone, the general message, the totality of the circs, this really sounds like him. Needs more Morgan Fairchild, though.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Was “our” Dunphy in SoCal?

      • blackjack

        Pretty sure that’s him.

      • Gustave Lytton

        No, he was up in Washington. Jack Dunphy’s been a columnist for a while and no relation to our esteemed surfing movie star dater.

        Totality of circs, HTH.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, this has come up several times. It’s just a coincidence.

        *smooches*

      • blackjack

        I really didn’t think anybody would actually pay him to write the crap he wrote, but the REAL real Dunphy is just as bad.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I knew I forgot a catchphrase

    • CPRM

      Sounds like the dude was on something, but there was no crime committed.

      A vehicle that nearly hit an LAPD cruiser

      Given how cops react, he was probably driving on a parallel street. ‘He ALMOST hit my car! I FEARED for my LIFE!

      Impossible, you say. They wouldn’t just skedaddle like that, not with a felony suspect hiding somewhere nearby, would they? They would, and they did.

      What felony?

      This week a similar incident happened, and though it wasn’t reported in the media, I heard all the details from someone who was there.

      Um…

      He climbed to the roof of a business, stripped down to his underwear, and for the next two hours he scampered among several adjoining rooftops, ripped power lines from the buildings, and did damage to the roofs themselves.

      Is this Electro from the Spider-Man comics?

  44. westernsloper

    westernsloper on August 14, 2021, 12:02 PM

    Thanks to Tom Woods’s’ses’ Thursday episode with Mark Sisson I am revisiting the Paleo route to life. I do not know if it will be any more successful than my last go at it some 7 or 8 years ago but I have a different motivation now. I take two meds for HBP (I have stopped all pain meds and deal with my pain through stretching and exercise) and I am now on a mission to take no meds. After the past 18 months and seeing a fake cure pushed for a sickness that the vast majority of the population would not die from that was most likely designed by government funded scientists, I am done taking anymore pharmaceuticals. Fuck. Them. It is going to take some lifestyle changes and quitting as well as cutting back a few things. My burning hatred for them is very strong and I am finding it a strong motivator.

    (consider this my Glib fit contribution since I have to work tomorrow)

    I got off work earlier than expected so I reposted that. Tomorrow is day 1 of Sisson’s 21 days. The one thing the assholes never mentioned in all of the covid hysteria was to get more healthy. Funny how the government arm of big pharma has now inadvertently encouraged me to commit to doing just that because I hate them with the hate of…………I don’t know what.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Good on ya. My Ma discovered she really didn’t the level of BP meds she was on. She was able to stop/decrease them with diet & anxiety-reduction.

      • CPRM

        heh, one of the BP meds they put me on triggered one of the worst anxiety attacks I’d had in 15 years. The only time I ever asked someone to call an ambulance for me.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Damn, dude. Big Pharma sucks.

      • CPRM

        Actually, it was Little Pharma, because it was some ingredient in the generic version the pharmacy gave me.

      • westernsloper

        They are fucking evil. I am done. You should have seen all the meds they were handing out to me for my back. “Fuck off, I am not taking that.” Modern Doctors are trained and paid to push pills because that is the model our government has adopted because it is a revolving door between the two groups. I think I would be better off talking to homeless people about what works for pain. Mad Dog and a blunt is probably better for me than the shit they prescribed.

      • rhywun

        The number of sketchy drugs ending in -ib or -ab and their propensity to maybe help or maybe kill you is not inspiring my confidence in the pharm biz lately.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        All pharma does is provide drugs for problems caused by other drugs.

    • CPRM

      So a steady diet of strait spirits then? Kill the pain and stay low carb. Win win.

      • westernsloper

        Pretty sure my spirit consumption is one of the things that has to be cut so I may not be by normal chipper positive self.

  45. anti pro state

    I spent the good part of yesterday afternoon wrestling and playing with two of my kids in a pool. Together, they are short of half my weight and strength, but they attack like rabid hyenas. Damn, what a workout.

    Many of my pandemic workout plans slowed down after about 6 months, but the diet changes remained. Been averaging about 1.2 pounds per month loss. Another six of that puts me at my HS graduation weight. Mostly, just cut out sugar, which skewed the rest of the diet towards fat and protein.

    • blackjack

      Ain’t that the truth. My kid’s eight and he has boundless energy. I’m 55, and I now realize why most people have kids when they are young. He just never slows down.

      • CPRM

        I now realize why most people have kids when they are young.

        Because they can’t keep their genitals in their pants?

      • MikeS

        Lajoie is a really funny dude.

      • Chafed

        That was funny. I had never heard of him.

      • MikeS

        Or you could peruse it, as well.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        My ex-wife had another kid just before she turned 40, and she couldn’t believe how much extra work it was at that age.

      • CPRM

        So you’re saying I should be focusing on younger chicks?

      • anti pro state

        I never let my wife forget about the “Advanced Maternal Age” risk factor that was slapped on during the last pregnancy. 36, you know, ancient.

      • rhywun

        I remember when 33 was an unusually late age to have a kid (me).

        One of my proudest moments was playing with some stranger kids and they were all “my mom’s 24, my mom’s 26” and I shut them up with “my mom’s 41” or whatever.

        My mom was, of course, in the room and listening.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        When my son was in high school, I was on average 12 years younger than his friends’ parents. Of course, we would always make fun of the “cool dads” together.

      • CPRM

        My dad was 30 when his youngest of 5 4 kids was born, and my mom was 29 when the youngest of her 4 5 kids was born.

      • Lackadaisical

        never let my wife forget about the “Advanced Maternal Age” risk factor that was slapped on during the last pregnancy. 36, you know, ancient

        That *is* older for having a kid. People just don’t like reality…

      • l0b0t

        Wifey was 36 for our first and 40 for our second; while I was 40 and 44. My mom was 19 when I was born and that has always terrified me.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think it’s great to have kids at any age. Just biologically, it’s definitely harder at an advanced age.

      • anti pro state

        I didn’t feel That old until I tweaked my spine changing a diaper (not mine) this morning.

  46. MikeS

    ????

    • MikeS

      Sunday’s are busy for me. Catching up on all the work I should have done Friday and Saturday.

      • CPRM

        Since I have the night off I’m catching up on the drinking I should have done Sunday morning.

      • MikeS

        That’s what I like about you; you know how to prioritize, and make up for lost time.

      • blackjack

        It’s the day of rest. Meaning the day you do the rest of the things you still have to do.

      • MikeS

        Ha! I like that. That needs to be a sign out in my shop.

      • Chafed

        I get it. Thanks for dropping by.

      • MikeS

        ?? Thanks for the shout out(s)!

    • CPRM

      I wonder, not enough to look it up, if Dave is still bitter about being kicked out of Metallica or feels it was kismet and allowed him to flourish with Megadeath.

      • MikeS

        My guess is a little of both…but I also don’t care enough to look it up.

      • Chafed

        It was definitely both. He’s on video saying as much.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Megadeth is way over Mettalica, Dave is my Hero, true Metal!

      • MikeS

        I like Metallica (well, not St. Anger; that was an abomination) but I like Megadeth more.

      • RAHeinlein

        We are a Metallica household – when my son was two, I had an hour commute to his daycare (at my employer) – Metallica was the only way to calm the savage beast coming and going.

      • Chafed

        That’s funny. Did the little beast like any other metal?

      • RAHeinlein

        Nope, unless Joan Jett counts.

      • MikeS

        Nope. She doesn’t.

      • blackjack

        I wonder if Joan Jett knows how popular she is with small children. My kid was huge into her and Queen. Now that he’s a bit older, he seems to like harsh 90’s grungy rock. I don’t know why, I never listen to that.

      • MikeS

        Haha. From the comments:

        The album sounds like your drunk dad talking to you while you want listen to music

        This is weird. I’m like 4 minutes in and I want to listen to St. Anger now.

      • Chafed

        You’re doing well. Most people want to slit their wrists.

      • MikeS

        CRUSH ‘EM!!! Fucking love that song. If Metallica or some other more “mainstream” band had done that song you’d hear it (and it’s preface Enter the Arena) at every single sporting event everywhere.

  47. Q Continuum

    I’ve decided we need a new term to replace “lady boner”.

    I’m voting for “flash flood”.

    • MikeS

      “downpour”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Only if you do it right, Yummy Pussy, TMI

    • straffinrun

      Aliboney?

      • Q Continuum

        ^^ This guy right here; I’m expecting a bestselling humor novel any day now.

      • Sensei

        びしょびしょ?

        (bisho-bisho?)

    • CPRM

      Which Science (TM) are we following here?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Women, try some,

    • Hyperion

      I don’t even know what y’all are talking about, your minds are in the gutter.

    • Q Continuum

      “Swollen sponge”
      “Overripe peach”
      “Boiling mud pot”

    • Lackadaisical

      All of these are unappetizing.

      Maybe ‘her nectar was flowing’ or something a little more poetic?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      so what;s the problem?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Let’s do it quick,

    • CPRM

      A peaceful transition of power? How dare they!? We Want BLOOD!

    • blackjack

      Whole country taken over by men in bathrobes. Crazy.

      • Hyperion

        But with bad fitting sneakers and kalashnikovs.

      • blackjack

        TL/DR version: Mafiosi pretends to be crazy by shuffling around NYC in a bathrobe all day. It actually worked for a long time.

      • rhywun

        Heh. It’s funny because nowadays the money is funneled to union hacks and the projects still don’t get repaired. Actually, I bet more work got done in those days than now.

      • blackjack

        I’ve always wondered how we never ended up with dozens of mobsters shuffling around in robes pretending to be crazy.

      • rhywun

        lol blast from the past

  48. straffinrun

    Will the Taliban allow little boys to choose their own pronouns?

    • blackjack

      Will they still fly the rainbow flag over the embassy? Or just throwing the gays off the roof?

      • Hyperion

        Now y’all, there ain’t no need to fret about no Taliban. Joe’s sending in his new woke military. When the Taliban see those obese pink and green haired Xes, they will run away into the hills and hide in the cave again. Democracy will once again be restored to Afghanistan. Just you wait and see.

      • Chafed

        If they don’t, then I will.

    • Chafed

      She’s not romantic.

  49. Gustave Lytton

    Tucker has some fast talking nobody hawking his book. Wife is under the spell, he just sounds like a used car salesman to me. Talk like a normal person, you fuck.

    • Hyperion

      It’s not the way he talks for me. It’s that concerned look and furrowed brow. He’s totally serial!

    • Q Continuum

      Learn how to talk like him and she’ll do anything you want.

      Think threeway with the barista.

      • Chafed

        Where can I buy your course?

      • Gustave Lytton

        This is a guy experienced in making lemonade out of lemons

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Ben Shapiro? Larry Sharp?

      • rhywun

        Oh, that guy. Yeah, he’s a fast talker. And has very, very white teeth IIRC.

  50. Yusef drives a Kia

    The Difference
    The best players in the world play with the best discs,
    We play with the same discs as they do, but they do this,
    The best shot in the World,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOhO7FfVQlE

    • Hyperion

      I bet he had a hipster juice right after that shot.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Great shot though

  51. creech

    Upthread, Gen. Betrayus is quoted as saying the 3,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan were successfully keeping the lid on things. How, in Galt’s name, did 3,500 troops protect 34 provincial capitals and Kabul? Seems to me that the Taliwackers could have walked right over every capital except Kabul anytime they so desired, given the cowardness of the Afghan army. Obviously, they were just playing a long game and waiting for the U.S. to get tired and pull out. At some point, General, those 3,500 troops would have been decimated when the Tali lost patience.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      It was a joke rfrom the opener, we are just stupid, lets Golf until the end,

    • Hyperion

      *Tony at TOS posts pictures of missiles cut and pasted from Raytheon’s website*

  52. Gustave Lytton

    What’s the latest on Lord Miles of Kabul and Dowton Abaya?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      He’s reading Elphinstone and shitting his pants?

  53. Mustang

    When people talk about our brilliant military strategists, I want them to remember these days. I want them to remember these days when we talk about the very real China threat and I want them to think about whether or not we are actually prepared. The supposedly brilliant military minds did not see what was painfully apparent to many people about what would happen when we left Afghanistan. Remember that when China starts to go hot. These same brilliant leaders have succumbed to the woke mob and are turning the military into foot soldiers for the new USSA. These same masterminds are going to be forcibly injecting their personnel because some other supposedly brilliant bureaucrat told them to. These are the people running our military, our healthcare industry, and our government. If anyone ever wonders why there’s no trust left, why so many people won’t get vaccinated, or vote for smaller government, point to Afghanistan falling just ten days after the world’s most brilliant leaders, who spent twenty years trying to manage it, left.

    • Sensei

      You’re so right. But the answer always is that it was just the wrong Top Men.

      • rhywun

        I think there’s a plausible case to be made that we have the wrong Top. Man. now.

        But yeah, the rot goes deep. It’s hard to discern how much of it is engrained and how much comes from Joe.

      • straffinrun

        Top men of the government variety are no better than your worst relative.

      • Sensei

        Every time I talk to a big government person about an issue he or she knows well they always readily admit that government regularly doesn’t understand the issue and screws up things when it gets involved.

        OTH, he or she feel that government is always the solution to other issues and problems of which he or she knows very little.

        It’s the big government variation of Gell Mann Amnesia.

      • MikeS

        That’s really interesting. Thank you for posting that.

      • Chafed

        Plenty from column A and plenty from column B.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      JFC! I get it, We are so fucked,

    • Chipping Pioneer

      They should prove equally as effective in imposing vaccine mandates.

    • straffinrun

      Pure humiliation for the neocons except they won’t see it this way. They’ve aligned themselves with the woke brigade and will get cover by the fawning media. Gotta say I feel for the foot soldiers that tried to do what they thought was the right thing.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The obvious lesson here is to never pull out.

      • straffinrun

        You can pull out once the crony and corrupt government you installed is ready to take over security for the entire country. So, yeah, what you said.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Yes. Finish the job.

      • straffinrun

        What was the job?

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Whatever it was you were doing before you … pulled out.

      • rhywun

        Always stick it in crazy?

      • Sensei

        Pure humiliation for the neocons except they won’t see it this way.

        On the money.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They’re already going to the Biden let our ally down, now the Taliban are going to come over here and takeover. My wife is buying into it too. Someone who hated the Vietnam war and still thinks it was a grave mistake.

      • Chafed

        That’s hilarious. I doubt the Taliban can build a boat.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Nah, they’re going to come through our undefended southern border. Probably use some of those underage girls as decoys so they’re released immediately. What’s Pashto for “wolverines”?

      • Q Continuum

        LOL.

        As if they give a crap. The Taliban couldn’t give a shit of anything that’s happening outside their own little sphere of influence.

      • Hyperion

        “The Taliban couldn’t give a shit of anything that’s happening outside their own little sphere of influence.”

        That would be in their best interest.

        But it hasn’t stopped the neocons from jumping on the opportunity to start yelling ‘terror attack incoming!’ again. I thought we were just told that only white supremacists are a terror threat?

        It’s going to really suck when the dems figure out that the Taliban are white dudes. Nah, they’ll never figure that out, but it won’t stop them from their stupid prognostications.

    • Q Continuum

      As much as I agree with you in broad strokes, I don’t think this debacle can be laid at the foot of the woke brigade. The Wokesters have only had real power in DC since Obama and this shit has been going for years before they got well and truly entrenched. This is a case of pure and simple hubris mixed with incompetence. Not saying that’s any better, but saying that this is purely wokitude isn’t completely fair.

      That said: this should serve as a lesson to the Top. Men. but it most definitely won’t. The best we can hope for is to move the needle a tiny bit amongst the sheep.

      • straffinrun

        Oh, I don’t blame the wokesters for this. I’m saying the neocons will use their new alliance with them to get the media not to skewer them. But the wokester mob is fickle and may just toss the neocons under the bus. That would be good at least.

      • Chafed

        I would be delighted if Bill Kristol couldn’t get media beyond a local UHF channel.

      • Mustang

        I don’t think I said it was due at all to being woke, but military brass has completely succumbed to the woke mob in the past two years. Just highlighting the insanity of believing anything these so-called beacons of knowledge say.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I was reading the latest issue of Army this morning and damn near threw it though the wall.

        I’ve come to understand in the last several years how the Cultural Revolution could take over a country. I now see how they can take over the supposedly conservative institutions like the armed forces.

  54. tripacer

    I hope Toby Keith is writing an updated version on “The Taliban Song” right now. If not I expect one from Remy.

  55. grrizzly

    I’ve just bought tickets for the second semifinal and the final of the WS Open in Cincinnati, OH for the next weekend. It’s 13 hours of driving one way. I guess I should start getting used to driving to places instead of flying.

    • Sensei

      That’s some dedication right there.

      • grrizzly

        Who knows when will be the last even I can go without a mask or a vaccine passport? Of course, if Medvedev makes it to the final that would be awesome. He looked great today winning the Masters in Toronto.

      • rhywun

        LOL I still refuse to watch that prick after his petulant antics at the US Open a couple years ago.

        I wouldn’t mind checking out some US Open but I assume the unclean aren’t going to be welcome.

  56. Yusef drives a Kia

    Fuck this, i’m going upriver, see you on the backend Tomorrow, pics for sure, See ya Guys and Gals!

    • Chipping Pioneer

      upriver on the backend

      Gay!

      • Q Continuum

        Hey man, some women enjoy it up the tailpipe.

      • Hyperion

        Not true, you rapey male!

  57. Hyperion

    Bon voyage

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      It should be a blast, a lazy upstream fun inot the Bayou, then some deep fishin,Pike!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        up through the Bayou, Damn!

      • Hyperion

        I can’t even remember the seasons there so well anymore. Well, MI especially. IN I do remember mosquitos and Black flies would eat your ass alive some times of the year. There’s not anything much worse than floating down a river in a canoe and getting attacked by black flies.

      • MikeS

        Racist!!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Black Flies Matter!
        /to be killied

      • Hyperion

        Well, they are vicious little buggers.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have weapons against the bugs, not perfect but worth using, the cool part is ist’s a lazy river so Upstream is easy, and a cruise downstream,

      • Hyperion

        There’s large sections of the Tippy River in IN like that. Well, most of it actually.

        It was usually around small rapids that I’ve been attacked by black flies.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My river In is on my property, wide open and no bugs, upstream is bugs and fishing, downstream is Tourists,,,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I bought my little house and had no idea it was on the Big Manistee, so Bonus!

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, nice bonus. We’ll expect pics of those Walleye.

    • Hyperion

      She doesn’t know some fix-a-flat will fix that?

    • Chafed

      I’m conflicted. Seems like Demi Rose territory.

  58. Hyperion

    Graham is scum. He’s always been mealy mouth scum. I’m suspecting he’s made some sort of deal with the dems to let us get back into Afghanistan. In exchange for heaping 4.5 trillion more onto the backs of tax payers. Of course they won’t honor it. Dude is a fucking loser. Is there something in the water in SC? Maybe it’s good I decided to head to WV instead.

    • Hyperion

      Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to go there right now? Reminds me of the kid who thought it brilliant to go to the PRNK and steal posters off the wall. He died there.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Derp is Derp, can’t explain Derp too well. just Derp

    • Chafed

      That’s a new kind of stupid.

    • hayeksplosives

      AND BY LIONIZED MEAN…?

      • Hyperion

        SPACE SAY NO MEAN NOTHING ABOUT RAPE, COME ON IN, SPACE FINE.

    • Chafed

      It’s The Guardian. What were you expecting?

      • Hyperion

        A steaming pile of commie bullshit.

      • Chafed

        Then you weren’t disappointed.

      • Hyperion

        The Guardian and the Atlantic never disappoint.

    • Gustave Lytton

      20 year war? More like 40 year war.

  59. Brochettaward

    So, serious question. Did Afghans working with the US ever have any intention of defending their country, or did they just see the sweet sweet piles of money being tossed around and decide to get in on that action?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Maybe trying to save their Asses?

    • hayeksplosives

      If they had watched what happened to the Kurds in Iraq after Gulf One, they probably were wanting to be cautious and play both sides in case the US signed them up for some major risk and then left them high and dry.

      I reckon they just wanted to do what was right for themselves, their families, and their tribe—in that order. So they kind of had to half-ass it so they could switch allegiances when needed to make sure they were on the “winning” side.

      The few true believers in an open society probably were killed within the first year.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Our government has shown exactly how we treat our friends after we fuck up their lands.

      • Lackadaisical

        Eh, after 20 years of a free ride, there wasn’t really much else we could do for them, unless you’re saying we should have made it the 51st state.

        If my kid was 20, I wouldn’t keep taking care of all his problems for him.

    • Chafed

      My understanding is Afghan special forces fought well. Regular army not so much. Once US aircover was withdrawn it was an utter collapse of their armed forces.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Apparently the Afghan army hasn’t been paid in months. Or possibly more, along with not get resupplied.

    • Chafed

      They’ll still be in lock down when it happens.

      • Hyperion

        Heh. This is why it’s so hard to tell parody from reality these days.

      • Chafed

        I thought you made a wry, witty joke.

  60. Hyperion

    STFU!

    Seriously, STFU already, you fucking assholes.

    • hayeksplosives

      1. Lockdowns don’t work.

      2. Masks don’t work.

      3. Vaccines might work but we don’t know( they also might hurt but we don’t know.

      Anyone who advocates for 1 and 2 has lost all credibility on 3.

      • Hyperion

        I’m going out on a limb, maybe alone. But I’m going to predict that we:

        1. Get irrefutable proof that the vid was genetically enhanced in the Wuhan lab, with the direct aid of US ‘experts’.

        2. And leaked from that lab by the CCP with direct help of US ‘experts’.

        3. The democrat media engaged in a massive coverup of all of this, that is still going on.

        That alone is enough to start holding people accountable for crimes against humanity.

      • Chafed

        My tin foil futures are going to payoff!

      • anti pro state

        Ooh, I’m going to borrow this. Thanks.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I Just laugh anymore, there is no killer virus anymore than there ever was, Covid ikilled Wendy, but it’s still just a joke to normal folks,
      get Over It!

    • Chafed

      I love them thinking we are supposed to take their predictions seriously. Because they have such a good track record with Covid.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My trust in institutions is gone forever, I’ll stick to us wild people, we have better Science!

      • Hyperion

        I lost that faith in 2007. Well, I never really had it. But any choice of getting it was gone.

  61. Brochettaward

    Last night on the Derpbook I saw someone from NY say that they wouldn’t move to Florida because of that governor. Their SIL is in Florida and told them that De Santis is trying to be a dictator. A dictator who refuses to mandate masks, lock things down, or enforce vaccine mandates. What a fucking a tyrant.

    • Brochettaward

      And this fucker was, I repeat, living in NY. Under Cuomo.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Good for Florida, no need for more idiots there,
        Hi Bro!

      • Chafed

        She’s getting what she voted for good and hard.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Some Shes do give it good and hard, been there, bought that t shirt, oh my,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        29 is hard to keep up with, but she does fine keeping up with the Old Man, Hawt!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We have a play date tomorrow, Score!
        /Such a little hottie

      • Hyperion

        Probably going nowhere, so just enjoy and don’t let her leave a toothbrush in your house.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Sounds good, thanks Hyp

    • Hyperion

      Sounds sort of familiar…

    • KSuellington

      On MySpace you never get that sort of shit. Seriously though, you can’t even argue with a statement like that, it boggles the mind the depths of stupid. At least the people arguing that DeSantis is a grandma killer have some sort of logical train of thought, completely anti liberty and not backed by evidence, but not utterly lacking all reason.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My Space? I thought I was in Nowhere land, yikes!

      • KSuellington

        I kinda have a soft spot for MySpace since they saved me from ever having a Facebook account. I haven’t logged onto that account for over fifteen years, but they did have a pretty good thing going on for music for a while. This place right here is about the only social online stuff I do at all. A call, text or email is good enough to communicate to friends and family for me.

  62. Hyperion

    My oldest brother just passed away. he was 71. Wasn’t really … I mean only slightly unexpected.

    • KSuellington

      Condolences. Were you close?

      • Hyperion

        We used to be. But then he sort of went off the deep end…

    • Gustave Lytton

      Sorry for your loss Hyp.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks.

        At this point, I’m only used to people dying.

    • Chafed

      Sorry that happened Hyperion.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sorry to hear that Hyperion. Even when expected it isn’t. Death isn’t the easiest emotion we experience.

    • wdalasio

      My sympathies for you and your family.

    • Sean

      My condolences.

    • Brochettaward

      “As directed by the 2018 Farm Bill passed by a Republican-led Congress, the Department of Agriculture conducted a scientifically rigorous and data-driven review of the Thrifty Food Plan,” Vilsack said in a statement to POLITICO. “We will release the results of that review soon and will be prepared to brief members of Congress interested in the results.”

      It’s fucking science! I fucking love science!

      • Brochettaward

        In April 2020, pursuant to Families First, the USDA directed that all SNAP households not receiving the maximum monthly for their household would receive an emergency allotment to get up to the maximum. This was a tremendous boon to many families, who saw an immediate increase to their food budgets.

        Unfortunately, the agency interpreted the emergency allotments authorized by Family First to exclude households already receiving the maximum benefit level for their household size. What this meant was that the estimated 40 percent of SNAP households that already received the maximum benefit level—that is the lowest-income households receiving SNAP benefits with little to no income—were categorically excluded from these emergency allotments.

        Fundamentally, the agency’s decision led to counterintuitive results as the lowest-income households received no additional emergency allotments. The states of California and Pennsylvania petitioned USDA to expand emergency allotments to these households, which were each denied. Litigation ensued with advocates bringing class action allegations asking federal courts to enjoin the agency from denying these states’ requests for additional funds for their poorest SNAP households.

        This is some grade-A nonsensical giberish/derp. The first two paragraphs completely contradict one another. Congress passed an emergency measure to up the allotments for families not receiving the maximum. It didn’t authorize additional payments to those receiving the maximum…it didn’t raise the maximum amount a family could receive. So two courts ruled on this with surprisingly the one in California finding that – shocker – this wasn’t a matter for the courts to decide since the USDA was doing exactly what they were told to do by Congress.

        By contrast, the Pennsylvania court held that the USDA’s argument was “illogical” and to deny 40 percent of the state’s SNAP households additional funds would render the phrase “emergency allotments” “meaningless and superfluous” as to the individuals who are precisely those “in the most dire need of emergency assistance.” Both cases were appealed, with the California case upheld by the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

        Whereas here we have the PA court legislating from the bench. The cases were appealed, and the 9th Circuit affirmed the decision of the lower court in California.

        The USDA under Biden’s control just said fuck-it and much like they do with the EPA and environmental lawsuit, just used it as an excuse to do what they already wanted to do and changed the maximum allotment for families without congressional approval.

        And the derp-capper:

        Per USDA estimates, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by about $1.50, a return on investment of 150 percent.

        I mean, think about this. We’re guaranteed returns of 150%! Why stop at an extra $95 a month? Why not just provide everyone in the country unlimited SNAP benefits. There is no drawback, right?

      • rhywun

        Just… wow.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Per USDA estimates, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by about $1.50, a return on investment of 150 percent.”

        Why not 152.3% Or 149.7%

        If we’re going to pull numbers out of our ass, let’s add some significant digits.

  63. KSuellington

    Wonder how much US military hardware the Taliban are going to wind up taking? Also wonder how much got destroyed just prior?

    • Sean

      All of it.

      I’m a fucking rube, but I think this is a fuck up of epic proportions.

    • Festus

      I read that they are sending flights of B-52’s to take out what was left behind. It won’t be enough.

      • Gender Traitor

        When we go to the local minor league game Wednesday night, I’ll watch for air traffic around the area AFB…although at this rate, it may be too late by then.

      • Festus

        They can knock out everything but so long as the goat-herders get their hands on the explosives, really, what difference does that make at this point?

      • Tres Cool

        We stopped being a SAC base so I dont know how many bombers are still over there. Now we’re Materials Command, and the largest civilian employer in the region.

        From a SAC base to a base full of ‘sacks.

  64. hayeksplosives

    Mark Steyn pulls no punches here. He’s clearly done with politicians on the Right too (always has held the left in contempt).

    https://www.steynonline.com/11598/the-scale-of-humiliation

    This is just a taste. The whole thing is worth the read.

    To modify Hillary Clinton, what difference at this point would it make if the US government simply laid off its entire “intelligence community”?

    Indeed, what difference would it make if it closed down its military? Obviously, it would present a few mid-life challenges for its corrupt Pentagon bureaucracy, since that many generals on the market for defense lobbyist gigs and board directorships all at once would likely depress the going rate.

    • hayeksplosives

      General Austin Scott Miller, commander of US and Nato troops in Afghanistan, said he was shocked by how quickly the Afghan National Army had surrendered to the Taliban.’

      I don’t know whether he’s a three-star, four-star, 137-star general, but a guy who professes to be shocked by how quickly the Afghan National Army is surrendering to the Taliban has no business being a general at all.

      • Festus

        Well, you could either open fire on your cousin or you might just go along to get along. If you fight then you face certain death, not just for you but for everyone that you hold dear. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

    • Brochettaward

      Milley is the guy who thought he was defending democracy from Nazis when he turned DC into a militarized zone during Biden’s inauguration. And I firmly believe that when he said that shit, he was sincere. Our military is led by self-important fucking morons. Weak political creatures who would be quick to get shitcanned if a major war ever broke out. They’re like Fighting Joe Hooker in the Civil War. Guys who were promoted up the latter because of their bluster and they looked sharp in a uniform while having a good PT score, who thought they were Napoleon because they read all about his campaigns but who absolutely freeze when the real moment of truth comes.

      What I really fear is that even if you can this class of general, there really aren’t any Pattons left underneath to take over and fix things these days. Our officer corps is rotten to its fucking core.

      • l0b0t

        So what you are saying is a Corps with a rotting core will lead to corpses?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Steyn was my choice to replace Limbaugh. I can listen and laugh with him as he rages all day long.

    • rhywun

      General Thoroughly Modern Milley

      ??

      • Festus

        That was a cool burn. I wonder how many of his audience even scoped the reference?

    • Gender Traitor

      I can’t make it go without starting a “trial.” ?

      • Festus

        You won’t be missing much. Sorry, Sean…

      • rhywun

        It’s a good song. 😛

      • Sean

        Huh. Works fine on my kindle, and I don’t have a subscription.

        Here on my pc it wants me to sign up too.

        *confused*

    • rhywun

      The NY Post, true to form, has reserved column space for a rotating cast of child and other click-bait victims.

  65. Sean

    *getting

  66. l0b0t

    So I’m watching all this footage from Kabul. I’m noticing all the different firearms in play; there are AK, AKM, SKS, AR, HK, etc. platforms in a dizzying array variations and loadouts. It finally dawned on me – diversity IS our strength. I can haz a jezail, pleeze?

    • Hyperion

      It’s almost like you can own a gun in Kabul.

    • Festus

      It must be really confusing to get the right ammunition.

  67. Festus

    Weight down 3lbs again. Grrrr. Better diet, perhaps? I just can’t reach my goal weight during the Summer months. Disappointing. Mornin’ y’all!

    • l0b0t

      Top ‘o the morning to you, old chap. The weather is nice enough to open the house for the first time in a week or so, 69°F with a strong breeze coming in from the Atlantic. Sea breeze means Mother Nature works with my house fans to keep air flowing in through the living room and out of the kitchen windows. Bay breeze means the cooking and litterbox aromas from the kitchen get blown through the rest of the house. Also, Jamaica Bay has hundreds of wee hammocky islands populated by biting horseflies; Bay breeze sends them all to our peninsula.

      • Festus

        Ugh. Horseflies. Better than blackflies, though. I’ve been to places where you don’t swat them, you wipe them. Duct-taped wrists and ankles and self poisoning with DEET. Those fuckers would come back out after there was snow on the ground if the air temp rose far enough.

      • Hyperion

        Horse flies I knew as a kid. Every now and then one would bite you. Black flies will just swarm you and torment the hell out of you.

      • Festus

        12 years total doing bush-work. I can’t abide even a single biting pest in my home. I will find it and then I will finish it.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, I can’t stand no bugs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We called them greenheads.

        They’re sight hunters, which is pretty hilarious when your kids have never seen one and the bugs start audibly smacking the minivan windows trying to get at them.

  68. Hyperion

    What’s a Leppo?

    I bet you read about it in the newspaper like everyone else.

  69. robodruid

    Good Morning All:
    Its got to be an interesting day when Democratic Underground is calling for the dismissal of Biden’s advisors.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      LOL. DU is just upset that the shitshow is delegitimizing everything else they want Biden to do.

      I see this as a plus in slowing the corrupt old fucker down.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, robo! Interesting, yes – in a Chinese curse kind o’ way.

      • Festus

        Hey Red! This is a kill shot for doddering Joe.

      • Festus

        Even the tame media is calling him out.

  70. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Afghanistan was going to fall. The objective was to not have it totally collapse before we were even gone.

    Utter incompetence

    But on the bright side, it provides a fresh set of images of how our overseas military adventures ultimately turn out. Maybe, just maybe we’ll get a few more principled anti-war people out of this.

    • l0b0t

      I’m seeing a great deal of FedGov/pundit class handwringing about the need to find out “what went wrong”. I’m not seeing any footage or evidence of ground combat. While also hearing tales of deals between the Taliban and ANA commanders at the battalion level that were struck several weeks ago. I’m quite sure I was not the only one pointing out, back in 2001, that this was the inevitable end-state of the whole debacle.

      • Festus

        Shut the fuck up you deplorable smarty-pants!

    • Hyperion

      “just maybe we’ll get a few more principled anti-war people out of this.”

      You mean besides Paul and Massie? I dunno, I fear not.

      Graham wants to bomb some sheep farmers and Cocaine Mitch just wants to screw us all over and slip out the back door.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m trying to be an optimist. The week has just begun, there’s still plenty of time to destroy my rosy outlook.

      • Festus

        Phrasing?

      • Hyperion

        I think that I was a glass half full kind of guy for a very long time. These days, it’s hard to find much optimism at all.

      • Festus

        #metoo *drops trou and assumes the position* They just called yet another election up here. Who doesn’t want Bhangra Justin to consolidate power?

  71. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’, all.

    Lots of good news today, I see. Bombs away, mask up or die, seems familiar. The best is yet to come; unless a natural disaster comes along, our rulers need a distraction from the current shitshow and the sudden chatter about “increased terror threats” is concerning.

    And back to work today, where I will be getting my performance review, after sorting through a week’s worth of e-mails.

    WTF am I whining about? I have a job (unlike many, thanks to the panic), no recent deaths in the family (sorry about your brother, Hyp), reasonably good health for an old fart. All of that can change in a heartbeat, but I plan to enjoy today until tomorrow.

    • Festus

      I’m just so very tired of it all.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yep, shoot me now,

    • Ghostpatzer

      That’s just crazy talk. Afghanistan worse than Iraq and Vietnam? Nah, a walk in the park.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        This makes me feel better, Joe is one of my favorites
        Thanks

  72. l0b0t

    I was scolded as I was entering a taqueria yesterday, and it soured me so much, I explained to the hostess they cost themselves a rather large to-go order and went to a new Cuban joint. It wasn’t even over masking… Some guy, a manager apparently, saw me put my vape battery into my pocket as I walked inside. He buttonholed me, actually putting his hand on my shoulder, to warn me “You’re not allowed to vape in here.” Sigh…

    • Festus

      Handiness gets punchiness, I don’t care where you live.

  73. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    whats goody yo