Saturday Morning Box of Rain Links

by | Sep 4, 2021 | Daily Links | 264 comments

No, not a Dead reference, though a great song. This is more literal. Yes, we knew it rained here, but holy shit, it’s truly been a day-in day-out thing. We had six inches of standing water in the shop basement, and some significant puddles in our home pantry. The hiking trails are mush. On the other hand, everything is green and beautiful, the weather is cool, and we can sit in our little solarium, sip adult beverages, and enjoy the sights and sounds. Most of the latter emanate from Wonder Dog, who is seeing deer, stoats, and woodchucks for the first time and feels an imperative to guard us by chasing them off with loud and angry sounds.

Speaking of loud and angry, there are a few birthdays today, including one of (((us))) whose work lives on at nearly all college campuses; a weird example of a celebrity musician being an incel; a fascinating guy who blurred scientific boundaries; another one of (((us))) whose work memorably lives on; a guy whose… diction was… famous for random… pauses; a guy who slept with Elizabeth Montgomery; a guy whom everyone thought he was good, but he was just a pretender; a Dr. Phil wannabe (at least Dr. Phil’s money) and might be one of us;  and a guy who don’t play that.

So let’s, then, play Links, shall we?

 

How often can you keep dragging these stories out? 

 

Flying needs to be even more onerous.

 

Jet fuel won’t melt steel beams.

 

Getting creative on tanking the economy.

 

Team Blue nods.

 

I can’t even.

 

Oh, shit!

 

Old Guy Music is from one of my favorite of the big bands, whom I saw for the first time live right around the time this video was made. And it also features my favorite jazz bassist, who taught a course in jazz history I was lucky enough to attend. Damn!

About The Author

Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

264 Comments

  1. trshmnstr the terrible

    including one of (((us))) whose work lives on at nearly all college campuses;

    Bob Scantron?

    *clicks link*

    Damn!

  2. Translucent Chum

    Speaking of water. We may end up with more claims in NY than LA from Ida.

    • Ghostpatzer

      I don’t doubt it. NY does have more ambulance chasers than LA.

    • Not Adahn

      I didn’t know Ida made it all the way to the Pacific.

  3. Ghostpatzer

    “impose a $.20 per pound fee on the sale of virgin plastic.”

    This won’t affect me. I generally prefer gently used plastic.

    Mornin’, Old Man. Way too much water in that basement, hope you’re drying out. And what the fuck is a solarium? Asking for a friend

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      what the fuck is a solarium?

      I’m picturing a greenhouse for people.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Pretty close. It was built onto the side of the house as a greenhouse, but we moved a small table and two chairs in.

      • rhywun

        I was picturing something like that, perched on the roof with windows on all sides and the top. Nice set-up.

    • Sean

      Sun room with a glass ceiling.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Glass ceiling? It must be broken.

    • Nephilium

      Shut the fuck up SloperGhostpatzer!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Right back atcha, Neph. And thanks for hosting.

    • Pi Guy

      Fuck you. Cut spending.

      h/t JsubD

    • Agent Cooper

      I only go with 100% full-on Whore Plastic.

  4. Sean

    “Oh, shit!”

    Vegan propaganda. ?

    Eat more steak.

    • Gender Traitor

      The three dead farmboy brothers story was local news around here. But by golly, stand on those bodies to condemn their way of life!

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘And if you crave social justice, as we all should, skipping animal products helps alleviate inequities, too. While marching for equal rights implies you care, ditching cheeseburgers and bacon shows you care even more.

      Forty-five percent of front-line meat-processing workers in the United States are low income, 80 percent are people of color and 52 percent are immigrants—and they work in an industry plagued with horrific and often underreported injuries.’

      Alleviate inequities for the poor and people of color by leaving them jobless, destitute, and dependent on government handouts for survival.

      CWAC

      • rhywun

        While marching for equal rights implies you care, ditching cheeseburgers and bacon shows you care even more.

        And nothing is more important than “showing you care”. ?

      • DrOtto

        Just had a talk with a lefty friend this week regarding masks and while he acknowledged they don’t really work, that was the gist of his argument – “if it makes your neighbor feel better, why not do it?”

      • TARDis

        That would make my blood boil. My response would be quite rude and crude. “You know what would me me feel better right now?”

      • EvilSheldon

        And it is such a fucking wonder why progressives so often present as mentally ill. They’re expected to sacrifice everything they have and everything they are – body, mind, and soul – for the benefit of people who don’t know that they exist.

        They remind me of the golem from Sir Terry’s accidental libertarian polemic Feet of Clay.

      • EvilSheldon

        But I don’t care.

      • rhywun

        That’s the spirit!

    • Suthenboy

      Bacon.

      • rhywun

        Don’t mind if I do!

      • Nephilium

        So… my bacon, egg, and cheese peirogi helped to kill the planet? Good.

        Pan fried in ghee to add levels to the culture appropriation.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m cutting back. I only had a 14oz. ribeye last night.

  5. Gender Traitor

    I couldn’t watch Dan Rather during the 9/11 coverage – despite what the article says, I found him too emotional. Don’t remember if I checked out Brokaw, but to me Peter Jennings was the calmest & steadiest and therefore the most tolerable. WTF did he care? He was Canadian.

    No journalist or news anchor was or is my “moral authority.”

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Didn’t it all happen during the morning shows? Shouldn’t it be Matt Lauer and competitors rather than the evening news guys?

      /didn’t get to see it live because it was “too scary for Jr high students”

      • Gender Traitor

        I mostly watched coverage later in the day after I got home from work. ::feels incredibly old:: By then it was non-stop “XXX News Special Report” stuff.

      • Nephilium

        They shut down Cleveland, after the second tower fell. I was working on the West side and still living on the East side. It made for one hell of a commute home

      • Tres Cool

        I was driving to the Franklin license bureau, and listening to Howard Stern’s play-by-play. They had TV’s on in the bureau. Why was I going to the license bureau? Cause in typical TresCool fashion, my birthday was 10 days earlier, which meant my license and registration had lapsed. Which in those days was a mostly annual event. I had to meet a client in Bellefontaine that afternoon, and driving up Rt. 4 I saw one of the real/decoy “doomsday planes” flying over Wright-Patt with no other air traffic. Kinda eerie.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I was listening to that recently but now I can’t find it for you. Gah!

      • Ted S.

        I had my shortwave radio on at the time since a lot of broadcasters were still on SW. The first I heard was from the German-language broadcast of Deutsche Welle.

      • The Gunslinger

        I was listening to the Howard Stern show as it was happening. Much different Howard Stern then. There was a lot of tough talk about going to get those “towel heads”.

    • Suthenboy

      At the time RA had slammed my ass hard. I was stuck in bed barely able to move….so watch TV was all I had to do. Yep, I saw it real time as it happened. I remember cursing the idiot newscasters.
      “Yes, it is going to collapse. Ooops. There is another one. This is no accident. Holy shit there are people jumping out of the windows.
      The heat is going to ruin the temper in the frames and yes, they are going to collapse……aaaand there they go.”

      What a horror show that was. We have completely botched the response to it. I don’t know how we could have fucked it up worse.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That bunch, or their networks at least, were also cheerleading us into A’stan and Iraq. The mainstream press in general yearns for the return of their role as gatekeepers though and will always talk up the old days.

      • ruodberht

        …yeah, Afghanistan was a fine war at first, what is your point?

    • Jerms

      I was a city block away working on Maiden lane. Watched some poor souls jumping from the building from an office window. I still remember the screams coming from some of the girls that were watching with me. Went outside, watched the first tower collapse, shit myself because the cloud of dust that rushed over everyone made me think all of the buildings were being taken down with it. Walked home over the Manhattan bridge, got high as shit and listened to my asshole Turkish girlfriend at the time while all she worried about was how everyone was going to hate Muslims now.

      • rhywun

        I didn’t make it to the office (120 Broadway). Was standing outside with my coffee and smoking a cigarette before going upstairs when it all went down and I walked home to Queens.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Yeah, I was in a 9 AM “National Defense Policy” poli sci course at Chapel Hill. Professor started the class saying that his wife had just called about a plane hitting a tower. He brought it up on the projector and we sat in that class the entire time.

      At the end of that period, I think they canceled classes for the rest of the day. Think we saw the second plane hit during that first class and then walked over to the Journalism school where they had a wall of TVs and watched a few more hours before going back to apt.

    • blackjack

      I started watching it right before the second plane hit. My girlfriend came in and yelled, “We’re under attack!” all panicky. One of my good friend was in Boston and had to leap frog her way all the way back with rental cars. I think it took her all week. She might have been better off just waiting for the flight ban to be lifted.

      • blackjack

        BTW, the media was heavily biased back then, but they would report the facts and had some desire to avoid direct lies. They would just try and spin what happened with weasel words and insinuation. Once it was apparent to you, it was obvious how bad they were. Ask Stossel.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah, all the guys I work with now – mostly retired at this point – have those stories…..”We were called in and the ships pulled out 2 hours later – and we got home 6 months later.”… or in some cases – stuck on the ground in Italy waiting for a week to get a flight home…., etc.

      • dbleagle

        We were in a meeting room at Ft Bragg (HQ, US Army Special Operations Command) waiting for the Colonel to inform us of our shortcomings. One of my Majors came in and said a plane had hit the World Trade Tower so we turned on the TV while we waited. It was a clear day and we were speculating on how a pilot could have fucked up so badly when we saw the flash of a plane and the second explosion. We knew the country was being attacked and just looked at each other and the screen. A few minutes later the Colonel came in and said, “Gentlemen, we are at war. I don’t who with, but make no mistake, we are at war. Go prepare your people and this command.” Then we all left the room and started getting ready.

        I lived near Raleigh and driving home that night I was struck with the fact in the approximately 50 miles I passed maybe three vehicles heading the other way.

    • Mojeaux

      I was not there, so my “where were you?” story seems self-indulgent.

      Yeah, I was affected, but totally removed from the terror, so I really have no right to it.

    • Chafed

      The idea some news anchor is my guide or moral arbiter is ridiculous.

  6. Tres Cool

    “At the meeting, Kim called on officials to “attain without fail” the planned grain production goal for the year and said it was necessary to “fully mobilize the labor force.””

    Workers paradise !

    • Suthenboy

      “the planned grain production”

      Trofim Lysenko approves.

  7. rhywun

    At the meeting, Kim said that protecting against the effects of climate change was “more important than anything else.”

    He knows a good grift when he sees one. Though, I don’t know how many of his starving subjects can afford to double or triple their utility bills right now.

  8. Ghostpatzer

    “Most Americans were guided through the unimaginable by one of three men: Tom Brokaw of NBC News, Peter Jennings of ABC and Dan Rather of CBS.”

    Really? I don’t seem to recall seeing them downtown that day. I must be having a Biden moment

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Most Americans don’t need guides. The wording shows the contempt.

    • EvilSheldon

      If I needed a guide, I wouldn’t pick some useless media talking head.

  9. rhywun

    I can’t even.

    OFFS!

    When I finally made it home, I wasn’t watching any of those clowns. I was watching the local clowns.

  10. Not Adahn

    See, I don’t understand how shakshuka isn’t a perfect short order dish at a place that’s already serving eggs.

    While I don’t know the particulars of the kitchen at [redacted], assuming you don’t have the capability of having a pot of the sauce on a back burner…

    1. Premake the sauce.

    2. When an order comes in, nuke it, drop in a couple of eggs, stick under the salamander.

    3. At worst, drop a couple of eggs for poaching, nuke the sauce, combine the two.

    • Old Man With Candy

      We have exactly two burners, in a tight space. No salamander. And both the flat-top and assembly stations completely swamped with assembling wraps and bowls, no way to run over to it every few seconds to check egg done-ness. This is not a restaurant, though sometimes we pretend to be. My ideal menu additions will be things that can be pre-prepped and then sold out of the case.

      I did two experiments, which were well received: a curry flatbread with garbanzos, tomato, and feta (sold out quickly) and Szechuan cold peanut noodles. The latter never made it for sale yesterday- when I had the staff taste it to get feedback, it vanished in minutes.

      • Ted S.

        If you can’t afford more burners you shouldn’t be in business.

        /I’m sure some prog will come up with that argument.

      • Tulip

        Grab and go from a case is a good idea. Especially if you’re busy, that way you can get more through

      • Old Man With Candy

        Listen to the economist!

        It’s delightful how fast the staff has latched onto the idea of simplification, logical workflow, and 80/20 for all our operations. We have a staff chatroom on Telegram, and in response to an inquiry about a customer request to add black beans to a breakfast burrito, one of the girls I work with regularly answered, “if u give a mouse a cookie he will ask why he can’t have a focaccia.”

      • Old Man With Candy

        I should add, besides no salamander, there’s no broiler. And the kitchen layout was designed by a masochist. I moved a round the few things I could, but unfortunately stuff is plumbed in and it would take at least $25k to redo the flattop and cold table the way they should be done. Far too much need for turning around and running back and forth from the ends of the prep and cooking areas. Oh, and no sink for handwashing, we need to use the dish sink. No space to put one in, either.

        Don’t think restaurant, think food truck.

      • Not Adahn

        I’ve had shakshuka from a food truck. It was yummy. And not like those crepe/dosai food trucks where you place your order and wait a half hour for your food.

        Now I’m wondering why shakshuka pizza hasn’t been a thing I’ve encountered.

      • Ted S.

        Because it’s not pizza?

      • Not Adahn

        eggs on pizza is totally a thing

  11. l0b0t

    The slobbering over Brokaw, Rather, and Jennings was pretty vile.

    Also, my keyboard is fooked. Bourbon and ginger ale do not mix well with wireless electronics.

    • Sean

      “Bourbon and ginger ale”

      Uh huh, sure.

    • Nephilium

      Mechanical keyboards FTW. Pop off all the keys, rinse it out (or wash it), wait for it to dry, and put keys back on.

      • l0b0t

        I rinsed it off and buried it in silica gel overnight. Works, but produces wrong letters.

      • Nephilium

        Membrane keyboard? Another couple of rinses may bring it back to working order. However attempting to pop off and replace the keys on a membrane keyboard end poorly. I have learned from personal experience.

      • l0b0t

        logitech k800

      • Nephilium

        Yeah. It’s a membrane, there’s still probably sugar/minerals that are causing input issues.

      • Tres Cool

        I have a lovely Lenovo Y70-70 touch (i7, 16 gb) that Jugsy has spilt things on far too many times. Now it operates off of a wireless keyboard.

        Since it was her ‘gaming computer’, it was just replaced with a new MacBook Pro 16″. Wanna guess what the sticker is on that little gem ?

    • rhywun

      +1 America’s Mayor

  12. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Virgin Plastic: Trust the Dems to propose a hidden tax that’ll just be worked into the price of the various products that won’t be noticed by Joe Sixpack. Sleazy, sleazy, sleazy…

    • rhywun

      Oh, they’ll notice. They already can’t fail to notice what’s happened to their grocery bill this year.

      The real question is will it affect their vote.

      • DrOtto

        No, they’re sticking it to those greedy, fat cat, plastic manufacturers! They certainly won’t pass the cost on, would they?

    • TARDis

      Not just Joe Sixpack, don’t forget Susie Socialist.

    • Old Man With Candy

      For commodity plastics, that’s basically a 20% tax. And so much for “we’re only increasing taxes on people making over $400k.” This will hit every product used by us poors.

      • Nephilium

        Just use virgin wood instead!

      • Ghostpatzer

        That’s what she said!

      • Tres Cool

        “and then the guy said, “its not so baaaaaaaaad!” “

      • Ghostpatzer

        “That’s wood, Emily. WOOD.”

        “Oh. Never mind.”

      • Tres Cool

        The kind of wood that doesn’t float, amirite ?

      • Ted S.

        So, Natalie Wood?

      • Tres Cool

        Robert Wagner knows.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I used to have a dumb web site slutwool.com. The tag line was “sweaters from sheep so hot and sexy that everyone wants one”

      • Tres Cool

        Was it big in Wales ?

      • Tulip

        Made from dust bunnies? Meaning of slut’s wool.

    • Sean

      Stock up on dildos now!

      • Not Adahn

        Those aren’t plastic, they’re silicone!

      • Tres Cool

        That’s not a dil-do…its a dil-DONT.

    • gbob

      For five cents a pound, I promise that I will make sure that your plastic is no longer virgin, and I’ll provide the pictures to prove it for the IRS. Just call and ask for the STEVE SMITH service.

  13. Trigger Hippie

    That entire Americans for Tax Reform article is terrifying.

  14. Suthenboy

    Newsweek has become complete trash. It used to be a sorta half-way decent rag.

    • rhywun

      I somehow had a subscription to that in HS. I can’t imagine that today.

      • Tres Cool

        I was gonna make a “Boy’s Life” joke, but Ill let it slide.

  15. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Three Ohio brothers in their thirties died of asphyxiation while working in a manure pit last month.”
    You got me, very sad indeed.

    “And amid the raging pandemic, when those who have the least chance of surviving COVID-19 are those with underlying health conditions, now’s the perfect time to evaluate if it’s necessary to consume any animal products at all.”
    Ah, and there it is. Go fuck yourself.

    • Tres Cool

      “Factory farms produce over a billion tons of this waste each year.”

      That struck me as intentionally misleading, as if they were on a “factory farm”. I know the area, and the were on a large-ish family-run farm.
      Most likely, some mega-farm run by a corporation would have had better waste control practices.

      Then again, that’s just how I took it.

      • Tonio

        It’s all part of a plan to reduce meat consumption which is being driven by an alliance of animal welfare groups and greens. What they’re ultimately going to do is drive the price of meat sky-high through regulation. Meat will become a weekly luxury for many people.

      • TARDis

        Yep, and the 60% who pay no income taxes will get their ration for free.

      • Nephilium

        I really wish we could at least chose the dystopian novels they were trying to use as guides. Why does it always have to be 1984 and Make Room! Make Room!?

      • TARDis

        Can you even imagine how woke a remake of Soylent Green would be?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I want my Soma and my orgy porgy.

      • rhywun

        Oh noes, a big number! That’s terrifying!

  16. Not Adahn

    You have stoats?

    That undoubtedly cuts down on the smaller wildlife.

    Sorry for your poor drainage. The ground here is so sandy, the only time rain puddles form is in the spring when the ground is frozen.

  17. Suthenboy

    “a guy who slept with Elizabeth Montgomery”

    You are going to have to give us more than that to narrow things down a bit.

    • Tres Cool

      Her ? Or Him ?

      • Ted S.

        It.

      • Suthenboy

        Yes.

  18. Not Adahn

    RE: the header image, where was that taken? I thought the bigger Pride organizations were banning public displays of Judaism.

    • Old Man With Candy

      They’re rainegades.

      I think that image was from Boston, a rally by an organization called “Keshet.”

      • Tres Cool

        so can we combine the two (hah!) into (((dykes))) ?

        That pr0n has to be either the hottest or dullest available. Strap-ons through a sheet ?

      • l0b0t

        She’s so nebbishy, yet so deviant. Ooh, la, la

      • Tres Cool

        How can you tell when a jewish woman has an orgasm ?

        She drops her nail file.

        /be here all week

  19. Jerms

    gases from millions of gallons of urine and feces strewn with growth hormones, cleaning chemicals, blood, stillborn animals, random body parts, pus and vomit.

    They should mandate masks in manure pits. Fixed.

    • Tonio

      SCBA, or at least pressurized masks.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah, I think Doug TenNapel on his Audio Mullet podcast (somewhere in season 1) talked about his worst summer job – cleaning out rendered fat from a tank under some processing plant in the middle of the summer. Basically hell.

  20. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Apple has delayed the rollout of the Child Safety Features that it announced last month following negative feedback, the company has today announced.”

    https://www.macrumors.com/2021/09/03/apple-delaying-rollout-of-child-safety-features/

    Sounds like they’re just going to try marketing this from another angle and maybe try some kind of incremental approach but good (for now).

    • rhywun

      Just going to wait until everyone forgets and do a quite release a .1 update with some security enhancement etc..

      ^this is what will happen.

  21. hayeksplosives
    • Q Continuum

      “{ “errors”: [ { “message”: “permission denied”, “code”: “1100” } ] }”

      Sure has nice views.

      • TARDis

        Plus plenty of room for turret mounted shark launchers.

      • hayeksplosives

        I dig the out buildings.

      • TARDis

        AKA orphan barracks.

        For some reason, my first nerd impression was that it reminded me of a scene from GTA V.

      • hayeksplosives

        I do not understand the first portion of your comment.

        But yeah, I want a fucking mountain view if I’m living in the desert.

      • Q Continuum

        I wuz being sarc. The first time I clicked on the link, that’s what was returned. Now I’m getting the real deal and it does in fact have nice views.

      • robodruid

        The Zillow price history suggests its overpriced. Hot housing market?

      • hayeksplosives

        Yes, very hot, but so is where I’m moving from which is why timing is everything.

        I’m in process on a Zillow 360 application wherein we sell instantly to them and they implement the new house offer fully underwritten (good as cash) so we can pick a house and get er done.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Very nice.

    • Jerms

      That place looks awesome, good luck. I would kill for a covered front patio like that.

      • hayeksplosives

        The thing I love about that town is that it’s not a town at all.

        It’s something like 36 thousand people, but they refuse to incorporate. The council has tried to bring a measure over snd over to become a “city” and have a mayor and city board, but the residents overwhelmingly vote “Get Bent” and thus they remain a Census Designated Place.

        They also sport a famous gun range and 2 semi-famous brothels.

        America.

      • Q Continuum

        “2 semi-famous brothels”

        Now we’re talking.

        Are you semi-“retiring” or do you have some kind of work lined up there? How does Mr. Splosives feel about the move?

      • hayeksplosives

        Dude, I ain’t retiring. Quite the contrary; I’m getting back to real work.

        I’ll be on the Scorpius project, goal being to make sure America’s nuclear weapons stockpile is in good shape.

        It’s remote work in the Nevada desert.

        I’m pretty sure that this job is what God made me for.

        https://www.nnss.gov/

        https://www.nnss.gov/pages/News/news_JulySept2020.html

      • robodruid

        Awesome all around.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Did you have the sharp rusty can lids talk with Mr Splosive?

      • Not Adahn

        Scorpius project?

      • hayeksplosives

        Ermgrghrd.

        No.

    • Suthenboy

      Very nice, a little pricey, but nice. Do you have any idea what 400K would get you in Louisiana? I am not gonna tell you.

    • MikeS

      That’s a sweet looking place. I wouldn’t consider it “private” like the description claims, but everything is relative.

      The “census designated place” feature is really cool.

    • Agent Cooper

      Looks a lot like my cousin’s (relatively) new place outside of Prescott, AZ. T

      They have horses and some other animals. Lots of land.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    The airline industry has to be at the top of the list when it comes to businesses that bow and scrape to the govt whims. Of course they expect the govt to pay them dearly for enforcing their stupid diktats.

    From their point of view it might not be a bad business strategy. All the airlines were losing money hand over fist before 9/11. After that, the govt subsidies put some real money in their ledgers. TSA and now mask bullshit pays.

    It would be nice though to see the comeuppance of those flight attendants if airlines lost their govt grift and had to do something crazy like treat customers well.

    • Tres Cool

      Two words. Just 2.

      Yune. Yuns.

    • hayeksplosives

      Southwest still tries to be decent.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My favorite airline by far

    • Agent Cooper

      I have to fly United to Vancouver this month. I haz disappoint.

  23. DOOMco

    Eggs Benedict for my birthday!
    I think they’re making a cheesecake next.

    • Gender Traitor

      Happy Birthday, DOOMy!

      Reminds me – I have eggs left over from my batch of zucchini brownies, and TT won’t eat ’em. Might just have to scramble myself a couple.

    • Tres Cool

      Happy birthday, fellow September-tarian.

    • TARDis

      Happy Birthday, fellow Virgotian.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Bonne anniversaire, Virgo! I know a lot of Virgos, though apparently Libra is the most common sign.

    • hayeksplosives

      CHEESECAKE FOR THE WIN!

      Happy birthday.

      • Ted S.

        I thought you preferred beefcake.

    • EvilSheldon

      Eggs Benedict are always a good idea. And Happy Birthday!

    • Ghostpatzer

      Happy birthday! Sounds yummy and highly caloric, but cheesecake is worth every calorie.

      • DOOMco

        I’m still underweight, so I could probably use seconds right?

  24. Q Continuum

    “now’s the perfect time to evaluate if it’s necessary to consume any animal products at all”

    Fuck. Off.

    Factory farms are largely horrific I agree; but get off your damn soap box about it. “Let’s care about these poor brothers! I care about them so much that I’ll climb on their excrement-laden bodies to spout my political bullshit! (see what I did there?)”

    • Q Continuum

      “And if you crave social justice, as we all should”

      I do not crave Communism, and neither should you.

      • hayeksplosives

        Amen, Q .

        How do they even square this with their openly racist PRO ABORTION views? Not pro choice; I’m being deliberate in that language. They are PRO. ABORTION, particularly for brown people.

        I got one will be enjoying a tasty cow this weekend. I do pay more for Free Range because I grew up in Oklahoma where free range is standard. I only learned about feed lots when I moved to Minnesota.

        That shit is evil. God entrusted Adam to take care of all the animals, including using then for food but also caring for them.

        Animal husbandry has that name for a reason.

    • Spartacus

      I have completed my evaluation. Now off to get more bacon.

  25. robodruid

    Anybody notice the supply chain problems getting worse?

    • DOOMco

      Yeah, wait times at work are getting longer. Lots of “well let’s see what shows up”

    • Nephilium

      Yep. Outages and shortages are back at the grocery stores. One of the places I stopped at yesterday was almost out of bottled water. Which, if we were in the path of a hurricane, may make sense. Hurricanes rarely strike in northern Ohio.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes rarely happen.” Sorry…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        er, hardly ever. /blushes

    • hayeksplosives

      We are now months out on Kraft paper.

      Kraft paper, for Pete’s sake.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I’m a painter and my whole metro area is shockingly low on stock. It’s gotten to the point where my employer has to drive to multiple stores to hunt down particular types of base in order to keep us working. Hell, even getting something as simple primer is a challenge. He’s been reduced to going to places like Home Depot and Lowe’s to find a few gallons of it if he’s lucky. Not to mention that things like trim boards and wood panel siding are also getting more difficult to obtain for jobs and the price of both paint and lumber has increased at least twenty percent since last year.

    • Ghostpatzer

      It’s changed my shopping habits. I don’t even try to plan ahead any more; instead, whenever I am in a store, I buy anything that can be had at a reasonable price. Today’s prize: Bottom Round roast for $3.49/lb. Glad I bought that upright freezer before the apocalypse.

    • Agent Cooper

      We effectively live in an Eastern Bloc country.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes. Steel is totally screwed.

      • MikeS

        Yeah. We’ve been fighting steel supply issues for months. One week it’s 1/4″ sheet, next week it’s 1′ round, on and on…

      • Tundra

        Galvanneal, strut, fittings.

        I just got another 18% price increase from my strut supplier. FML.

      • MikeS

        Yep. Massive price increases. The tiny silver lining is that everyone from COO down to assembly line worker is getting a live education on how the global supply chain works and what it takes to make “stuff”. One that caught many of us off-guard was resin. We make attachments for Bobcat and many have electrical harnesses on them. We couldn’t get those harnesses for over a month because our supplier couldn’t get the resin they needed for the connectors. We had completed backhoes and stump grinders sitting there, just waiting for a stupid wire harness.

      • Tundra

        One of our resins went from a two week to three-month lead time.

        This sucks.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah…still got those insanely stupid tariffs going on for Canadian, Korean, etc Steel. Makes no sense whatsoever.

  26. creech

    Re: 9-11. Are we sure Donald Trump wasn’t behind it? Columnist David Shribman’s musings today include the slam that, during the day of 9-11, Trump did a radio interview with a New York station and bragged that his 71 story building at 44 Wall street ‘was now the tallest.” While it sounds like something the Hat or Hair would say, knowing Shribman’s politics, he probably took it out of context.

  27. DOOMco

    It finally feels like fall, which means Itll be 90 again next week.

    • Gender Traitor

      Refuse to let the phrase “Indian summer” get canceled!

      • Nephilium

        Don’t you mean Guardian summer?

        Looks like I’ll be dealing with upper 90’s to lower triple digits next week. At least I’ll be in a desert.

      • Tres Cool

        “Indigenous People’s Temperate Season”

      • hayeksplosives

        My dear husband was a bartender for decades and once was telling a patron a story in which he said “That guy was drunker than 700 Indians.”

        A woman customer clutched pearls and said “You can’t say that!” To which my husband replied “I’m sorry. I meant that he was drunker than 700 native Americans.”

      • blackjack

        Embarrassing, I bet his face turned red. And, how.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ?

      • Jerms

        Double pun. Nice.

    • rhywun

      We’re only hitting 80 once in the next week. ?

  28. Tres Cool

    I just saw someone exiting the shower. I may have some wood from that FUPA.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        To be fair, this is legitimately charming, if you know what/who Eloise* is, and brief. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4322280

        *helps to be a straight woman or gay man

      • Tres Cool

        “Eloise” is unfamiliar to me.

        I was expecting Cathy Guisewite.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        gaaaak!

        God, that strip was awful; ditto Sylvia. And CG was an attractive lady, judging by her Carson appearance.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Maybe twee, but funny. She is mischievous (likes to pour water down the mail chute). https://www.eloise.com/

      • rhywun

        *helps to be a straight woman or gay man

        Not always.

      • Tres Cool

        That gap up there? The space you can see through adjacent her “stench trench” ?

        Thats called ‘factory air’.

      • CatchTheCarp

        Boner killer…..

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Bless her heart…

      • Tres Cool

        Would, even tho she’s kinda petite for my tastes. Just vacuum her brain out.
        Or a laryngectomy, as long as Ive had 3-4 shots and a couple of beers.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The other day I saw a woman so fat she had shoulder-blade boobs, and was wearing animal-print Lycra. But she was very friendly to my dog.

      • Tres Cool

        Did you get her number ?

        /asking for a friend

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        She must have been four or five hundred lbs. I was wondering where she got said Lycra.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sofa covers

    • Not Adahn

      If nobody sees you suffering, are you really a victim?

  29. Not Adahn

    His manhole can take a surprisingly intensepounding

  30. trshmnstr the terrible

    Let not those rejoice over me who are wrongfully my foes, and let not those wink the eye who hate me without cause. For they do not speak peace, but against those who are quiet in the land they devise words of deceit. They open wide their mouths against me; they say, “Aha, Aha! Our eyes have seen it!”
    You have seen, O Lord; be not silent! O Lord, be not far from me! Awake and rouse yourself for my vindication, for my cause, my God and my Lord!

    Vindicate me, O Lord, my God, according to your righteousness, and let them not rejoice over me! Let them not say in their hearts, “Aha, our heart’s desire!” Let them not say, “We have swallowed him up.” Let them be put to shame and disappointed altogether who rejoice at my calamity! Let them be clothed with shame and dishonor who magnify themselves against me! Let those who delight in my righteousness shout for joy and be glad and say evermore, “Great is the Lord, who delights in the welfare of his servant!”

    Psalm 35:19‭-‬27

    • hayeksplosives

      That’s a good one for Sabbath contemplation.

      Thank you.

      It’s almost as if the writer were divinely inspired…

  31. Scruffy Nerfherder

    CVS just refused to fill my prescription for ivermectin. The order came down yesterday to stop.

    Apparently Rite-Aid and Walgreens are doing the same.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      !

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It was everything I could do to not utter a long string of profanities while standing at the counter.

    • Tres Cool

      I got a friend who’s cousin knows a guy @ Farm & Fleet……

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I have a SHTF bottle. I would prefer not to have to use it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me…” ?

    • kbolino

      I saw the other day a post (not here) that read, roughly, “it is an indisputable fact that the United States is less corrupt today than it was in the 1800s”. As far as I can tell, this was meant seriously. I could not even muster a laugh at the bald-faced absurdity of the statement, because a glimpse into the mind of the average person is frightening in its implications.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        King George’s England was less corrupt than the current US.

      • kbolino

        At least you knew who to blame in a monarchy. All the major pharmacies act in tandem, but there’s no law compelling them to, and no obvious force uniting them, so who can you blame? Who is there to be held accountable?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m going to assume that it’s the conglomeration of Pfizer, the FDA, and the NIH.

      • blackjack

        Nope. it’s the entire left. They are the ones who seized upon this virus to wrest control of everything. There’s a multitude of hangers on who are milking it too, but the first blame is on the dems and the deep state. This is their Reichstag fire.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Samuel warning of the depredations of a king that he’d take 10% in taxes.

  32. blackjack

    Dr. Drew is not any kind of libertarian. He was on local radio for awhile and all he talks about is conservatorships. He wants the government to take over people’s lives. That’s his answer to homelessness. And he wants to forcibly put all drug users in rehab. I kinda liked him before I got to listen to him opine on these subjects. He thinks the homeless are just normal people who have a simple mental illness. No, they are mostly drug addicts who prefer getting high and laying around in tents on free property to working. Nobody should give any of them a dime, it’ll only make it easier to stay right where they are at. Stop letting them steal land and property and stop giving them free shit and I bet 90% of them will straighten out and get their act somewhat together. Keep shoveling money at them and you will just get more of them.

    Oh, and even though there may be an occasional conservatorship that does some good, it’s mostly a scam to steal the wealth from people who are weird enough to qualify. Sometimes, they aren’t even all that weird, just really unlucky. Either way, everything they own is consumed by the conservator and they end up as inmates in an institution with nothing. It happened to my grandmother. She pretty much deserved it, but the people who did it to her were slimy lowlifes.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The conservatorship system is absolutely corrupt, particularly in states like California and Nevada where the fiscal and medical guardians can be the same person.

    • Tres Cool

      Drew, like Phil McGraw, is a performer more than a student of medicine. With the LA demographic, his insinuation that he isnt a dem/lib make him avant-garde, and open to conflict.
      It draws them in. Any media is good media.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He seems kinda squishy. Fun to hear him curse though. And they don’t accuse callers of having been molested anymore (maybe they don’t take those calls these days).

        Wouldn’t he agree with you on the addict part?

  33. LCDR_Fish

    BTW – similar to Hayeksxplosives post – not sure if anyone is planning to move to the FT Bragg area, but my aunt is trying to sell her old farmhouse there so she can retire to her cabin – not a great bathroom selection for a century plus old house, but she’s done a ton of work on the rest of it.

    Maybe the forum is a better place to post the zillow link – might be another fun thread concept for that site portion too.

    • Tres Cool

      I wonder if they realize that, of all businesses, Toyota Motors (TMMTX) has an assembly plant there. I dont know what the logistics/distribution is, but they could be cutting themselves off from some new cars. Not that grandstanding politicians care, but Toyota Dealerships may have a say.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Too bad Antifa didn’t immolate him

    • Tulip

      They have not thought through the logistics.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Typical DailyFail hyperbole. It’s just the usual ban on travel and business with Texas companies by the city government. Which will be loopholed if they need something bad enough or the supplier bribes enough.

    • Ghostpatzer

      No petroleum products? Gonna need a shitload of windmills.

    • Agent Cooper

      National divorce is the only long-term solution.

      • rhywun

        Ya know, I’ve been pooh-poohing this notion since the TOS days, but… I’m coming around to it.

        It’s much more plausible than ever.

      • rhywun

        (plausible in the sense of “only long-term solution”)

    • rhywun

      OFFS!

  34. TARDis

    Well, I am off to the little city to view some street art and consume adult beverages. A little later than planned, but whatever.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      They want violence so that they can turn the low information masses against liberty once and for all.

    • creech

      ADL seems not to be in touch with (((their))) community. I worked with any number of (((them))) who had lots of entrepreneurs in the family. The complaints were always about the schwartzes stealing stuff, doing holdups, calling them filthy names, etc. Don’t remember any complaints about other white folks.

    • rhywun

      Nothing’s shocking anymore.

  35. Homple

    Max Delbrück, Son of Hans Delbrück: Scientist and Saint

  36. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The plastic tax, I can’t even….

    • blackjack

      Plastics have saved more lives and prevented more sickness than almost any other invention. Let’s make it harder to get.

  37. The Other Kevin

    As expected, this Texas abortion thing is bringing out the worst on FB. I went there to post about my kid’s volleyball game and it’s all “We need to regulate men! Men should have no say i this!”

    • kbolino

      Everybody gets to have their own personal laws sounds great until you realize it’s a “for me but not for thee” scenario and the question is really one of power not personal autonomy.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fortunately, I’ve already blocked most of those idiots over Trump and COVID.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      The illegible caption on my New Yorker cartoon avatar is “I’m making a list of all the friends we’ve learned we can live without.”

    • Q Continuum

      No social media, no problem.

      I quit social media for the same reason I quit smoking.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        This is the only social media I use, You guys are my friends and family,

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. I had been giving Gab a try, but the signal to noise ratio is just as bad as Facebook, only with GOP morons and anti-semites instead of prog-fascists and anti-whites. Some moron blocked me for calling Republicans “paleo-progressives” ?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Premature submission.

        I meant to add that the experiment lasted about 2 weeks, and I gave up this morning after yet another morning of sifting though garbage click bait to find that one interesting article/comment.

  38. MikeS

    Those last two stories…wow. The last one really caught me off guard. The way it started out, I thought it was going to be some sort of heartfelt plea to stop and think about others who have befallen tragedy or some-such thing. Nope, it went full retard pretty quick. I made it 9 paragraphs in. I dare any of you to go further than that.

  39. KSuellington

    |At the meeting, Kim said that protecting against the effects of climate change was “more important than anything else.”

    Kim is getting wise to the grift. I can see him being the Honorary UN Climate Ambassador or some shit. “You all talk the talk, but this guy walks the walk, just look at the climate progress he has made in North Korea. We could all stand to learn a thing or two about how he has made North Korea one of the least energy consumptive places on the planet!”