Labor Day Morning Links

by | Sep 6, 2021 | Daily Links | 230 comments

Awesome

Great sports action over the weekend. I love college football, and seeing all those packed stadiums made me feel good about America and the fast that there’s still a lot of people that aren’t afraid to live their life. I ‘m excited to see it continue throughout the fall and the see the NFL get going as well. Of course there will be naysayers and of course every time there’s a slight surge in cases people like those who went to the games will be blamed.  But we all know that’s bullshit.  So don’t listen to those idiots. Live your life. Go to a live event, whether it is a sporting event or a state fair or a concert or a Renaissance Faire. Just do something that sticks a thumb in the eye of those assholes who want to see us all locked in our homes for the rest of our lives against our will. Their aims may be good (although I doubt that), but their methods are madness. And that’s sports, kind of.

Thanks, dude.

French revolutionary and friend to America Marquis de Lafayette was born on his day.  In my opinion, we should scrap Labor Day and replace it with a day honoring guys like him. He came over here and risked his life to fight for the concept of freedom in a foreign land.  He shares it with: the guy who developed the atomic theory John Dalton, bootlegger and father of substance abusers Joseph Kennedy, baseball players Harry Danning and Vince DiMaggio, guy who tried to kill Hitler Philipp von Boeselager, redneck musician David Allen Coe, rocker Roger Waters, actress Swoosie Kurtz, Molly Hatchett’s Banner Thomas, actor/mouth noise guy Michael Winslow, dumb fat guy Chris Christie, woman with a lovely voice Dolores O’Riordan, and first baseman Derrek Lee.

OK, now on to…the links!

That South Carolina story keeps getting weirder. I need to call my mom about it today and let her spin some local gossip.

Photo showing parts of two separate countries.

An entire nation of brainwashed bootlickers. And I mean commie China, not the free nation of Taiwan.

You know they’re serious because they’re colonels. It’s always the colonels who carry out coups, good or bad.  Because the generals are all basically politicians.

This attention-seeking asshole needs to go. Maybe he can get in front of a camera and cry about that too.

These people are savages. That’s it. That’s my entire take.

Pedo-killing hero

Hopefully they’ll give him a medal next. Because he did the world a service.

Aren’t ex post facto laws illegal? Oh wait, it’s Chicago. The government can steal by whatever means necessary.

What a bizarre story. I’m surprised global warming and/or toxic masculinity haven’t been added to potential causes. But I’m still holding out they make an appearance.

“Reportedly” passes for fact these days. It’s not as retarded as the Rolling Stone bullshit piece (that I’m so sure has been linked here enough that a metric tons of drugs would fall out of my ass if I reposted it again), but it’s pretty shoddy reporting.

Here’s a freaking awesome song. Ok, maybe that’s a slight oversight. But the video is a masterpiece. Enjoy it.

And enjoy your extra day off (hopefully), dear friends!

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230 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Why was Momar Qaddafi still a colonel after he was in charge of the country?

    • Tres Cool

      The glass ceiling ?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That’s an interesting question, did he still have Generals?

    • Ted S.

      Ghana was led by a “Flight Lieutenant” for many years.

      • Tres Cool

        Idi Amin had a cool title: “His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.”

      • Ted S.

        Jean-BĂ©del Bokassa declared himself emperor and changed the name of his country from the Central African Republic to the Central African Empire.

      • Tonio

        Well, they are a small country so maybe not that many senior officers.

        Related.

      • Rat on a train

        Germany was lead by a corporal.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Liberia’s dictator was a sergeant.

    • Surly Knott

      Delusions of adequacy?

    • db

      General Butt Naked wasn’t even in charge of a country…

    • creech

      I think Batista in Cuba was still a Colonel while he dictated things there.

  2. Count Potato

    “Kinzinger, a critic of his own party and former President Donald Trump, was one of two Republicans whom House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., appointed to the committee examining the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol. Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming was the other Republican.”

    OFFS!

    • mock-star

      This is the money shot though: “If Andy Biggs has his way, we will be the party where truth-tellers and people that want to stand up for the Constitution, like Liz Cheney and myself…”

      • db

        Goddamit I need a new cup of coffee.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He said tearily.

    • rhywun

      the committee examining the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol

      What happened with that? Seems like they’ve been at it for months. By the time they get around to a report, they will be reduced to pissing on OMB’s grave.

      • sloopyinca

        The goal is not to find out what happened. It’s to impact the midterms. Expect the hearings to really go bananas around this time next year.

      • rhywun

        At this point the Dems would be better off keeping their mouths shut before they embarrass themselves any further. Absent locking up Joe and Nancy for the duration, I don’t think it’s going to look good for them next year.

        I don’t think they will take my advice.

  3. mock-star

    I’ll be following your advice at the end of the month. Field of Screams on the 25th, PA Ren Fair on the 26th.

    • hayeksplosives

      My husband asked me to join him at the local country club after I’d taken a bath and a nap.

      So naturally I had to get up and pick an outfit. I decided to go full-on Rennie with corset and lace up boots and the whole nine yards.

      When Hayeksplosives puts on a corset, it tends to get attention, whether good or bad.

      I do love a good Rennie and a giant middle finger to whoever thinks we “should” dress a certain way.

      • Tonio

        This is how you troll, Glibs. Also, how you troll Glibs.

      • hayeksplosives

        Cheers, dude.

        I am gonna take this moment to acknowledge publicly that it was you who helped coordinate the great Exodus from “Reason” when they lost their collective mind.

        Thanks for putting me on the email list.

      • Tonio

        Thanks for the shout-out.

    • Sean

      I haven’t looked. How is the ren fair on covid nonsense?

      • rhywun

        They’re asking participants to bring a cart for loading up the dead bodies.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • hayeksplosives

        Bring out your dead!

      • Not Adahn

        I’m looking at going to TRF in October.

      • mock-star

        Face covers optional, but subject to change

  4. Ted S.

    Hopefully they’ll give him a medal next. Because he did the world a service.

    I love how they include a photo of the journalist who says everybody is supporting the alleged killer.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Sorry, Ted! Obvs wrong reply placement

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sorry to read about your insomnia? I sympathize. For me the worst part is being a dopey slug the next day. It pretty much halves my IQ.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        typo? I’m Ron Burgundy?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

  5. Count Potato

    “It’s not as retarded as the Rolling Stone bullshit piece (that I’m so sure has been linked here enough that a metric tons of drugs would fall out of my ass if I reposted it again), but it’s pretty shoddy reporting.”

    I think the Rolling Stone bullshit piece is worth repeating.

      • Count Potato

        It’s also worth noting how all these blue checkmarks repeated the story.

        Didn’t that rape story have a dozen “updates”?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The national pharmacies are now refusing to fill ivermectin prescriptions.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s obviously because Joe Rogan died after taking it.

      • rhywun

        I heard it on CNN!

      • Suthenboy

        So bean counters on the boards of pharmacies are making medical decisions contradiction those of practicing physicians? This will turn out well.
        Is there some secret cabal of malthusians determined to have this virus kill as many people as possible? It is starting to look like it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s obvious coordination going on since all of them made the decision within a week of each other.

        I assume it’s a mix of pressure from the CDC, NIH, and major drug companies.

        Additionally, Merck (which patented ivermectin originally) is now researching an analogue drug to treat COVID. I fully expect they will have a trivially different drug on the market within a year or two at hundreds of dollars per dose. And it will sail through approval.

        I’m actually going to cheer if some of those responsible end up swinging from the end of a rope.

      • sloopyinca

        I assume it’s a mix of pressure from the CDC, NIH, and major drug companies.

        So, fascism. And the left cheers wildly.

      • Suthenboy

        Yep. It is who they have always been.

      • db

        Holy crap, what’s next, a purge of the medical licenses of doctors who have signed ivermectin prescriptions?

      • blackjack

        The funny part is the quote where they say Joe Rogan has taken Ivermectin and other experimental drugs. Pretty sure there’s a very popular experimental drug floating around lately. In fact, they seem to want to force a huge number of people to take it.

  6. Count Potato

    “All kindergarten teachers at Kinder Ranch Elementary, part of Comal ISD, tested positive, according to a report from mycanyonlake.com. The COVID-19 cases were confirmed and news was shared on Open Comal Schools Safely, a Facebook page dedicated to updates on the school district.”

    How many is all? Both of them? Do they have symptoms?

    • Ted S.

      The whole community will soon have herd immunity.

    • sloopyinca

      Who did they confirm the cases with? That bit is conspicuously absent from the story.

    • Suthenboy

      I haven’t heard a word of truth pass the lips of any of the press or ‘experts’ regarding the Fauci virus. I dont know why anyone would expect them to start now.

      Lunatics are running the asylum.

  7. rhywun

    Audemars Piguet on Saturday had posted a Chinese statement on Weibo apologizing for its error.

    “We apologize for the recent incorrect statement. Audemars Piguet has always adhered to the one-China position and firmly safeguarded China’s national sovereignty and territorial integrity,” the statement read.

    OFFS! Cowards. Now go fly to Beijing and let Uncle Xi pat you on the head.

    • sloopyinca

      Corporations bowing and scraping to the ChiCom regime is as reliable as a Swiss watch.

      • db

        What happens when China’s economy finally founders and those corporations have to find new markets for cheap labor and CCP-approved products?

      • Q Continuum

        No worries, the Western World will prop them up since our “leaders” have such a massive hard-on for CCP-style governance.

  8. CPRM

    he was told by family members Murdaugh was changing a tire when he was shot.

    A long lost Cosby kid?

    • Ted S.

      Did he have Quaalude-laden Jello pudding pops?

    • sloopyinca

      That entire story is a mind-fuck to the people in the Lowcountry. It’s pretty much gripped the entire area because that family are, or rather were, the closest thing to a heridetary ruling class they have.

    • Tonio

      One more reason for Robby to not learn how to do this.

      • sloopyinca

        His “I was riding my scooter to work” tweet was solid gold.

        I’m not completely convinced his whole schtick isn’t some form of performance art designed to get everybody wound up. I hope I’m right and he’s been trolling literally everybody for the past several years.

  9. hayeksplosives

    Sloop, you rock. I’ve copied and pasted your philosophical rant for later reference.

    Happy Labour Day, everyone! I’m deciding to make it a good one.

    “Have a nice day” really is a choice.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I want Text! audio only………

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s worth the listen.

        This is easily the most brilliant post Steyn has ever done.

    • Q Continuum

      Dat ratio doe.

  10. Toxteth O'Grady

    Now I have no side arrows at all (fairly new iPad).

    • Ted S.

      I’m assuming that’s deliberate while SP and/or WebDom are trying to fix what WordPress has broken.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, figured as much.

    • rhywun

      And it broke Eyepiece ?

      • Gender Traitor

        I still have my [Nuke][Mute] links showing, but I haven’t tried to use them because the usual inspiration to implement them hasn’t shown his face avatar yet this morning.

      • Ted S.

        Woohoo! She’s not trying to nuke me!

      • robc

        I didnt realize my baseball birthdays were that hated.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Hopefully the side arrows come back. If they’re not back by midweek, ill code up a quick fix to get the Eyepiece menu back (and to replicate the function of the side arrows.

      • rhywun

        ?

    • sloopyinca

      ::raises hand like Josh Baskin::

      I don’t get it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ?

      • sloopyinca

        Hollywood question:
        Was Robert Loggia better in that or “Over The Top”, a role for which he was inexplicably snubbed for a Best Supporting Actor nomination.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        A Ted question, I reckon.

        “My Mother Was Nuts” (memoir) by Penny Marshall is a fun read.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Me neither

      • Chipping Pioneer

        She’s a modern day circus sideshow freak.

    • creech

      Does anyone know if maybe “John” from TOS ran off with Demi?

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Cleavage on full display while biting her thumb.

      • Tres Cool

        Scruffy Nerfherder on September 6, 2021 at 7:44 am
        You know who else had balls?

        Minnesota Fats ?

      • blackjack

        They found 2″ diameter balls in Scotland? Imma guess they got really drunk and used long sticks to knock them around, trying to drop them in matching holes dotting the landscape. Right now, an ancient caddy’s spirit is thinking, ” Oh, that’s where they went!”

      • hayeksplosives

        ??

  11. Tres Cool

    Im having a little appetizer of cheese & pepperoni before supper. I wonder if Sargento donates to Planned Parenthood.

    Cause that would give a whole new meaning to the Baby Swiss Im enjoying.

  12. Not Adahn

    On round 11809, I had a failure to feed on my CZ. It’s been more than three thousand rounds since the last malfunction. Such a good gun.

    *pats Shadow 2 on the dust cover*

    • Timeloose

      The only ftf issues I had with my CZ 75 have been due to the bullet shape of my friends reloads.

      They have a taper with a shoulder that would catch as it fed and sometimes fail to feed into battery.

      • Not Adahn

        The round did have a burr on the casing. Whether that was the cause, or whether that burr was the result of the misfeed, I do not know.

        It did happen unfortunately on a particularly speed-oriented stage, so that kind of sucked.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      vraiment drĂ´le!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        le video avec chien ?

    • Not an Economist

      Saw this after that tweet. Somebody wants some attention.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Flairt.

  13. Gender Traitor

    OT – To circle back® to a comment Tres made late in the last post’s comments (I slept in & missed the early morning crew, dag nab it!) a briar is indeed the Boudreaux/Aggie/Polack of SW Ohio. As I’m virtually certain I’ve mentioned here before, a Daytonian is a briar who ran out of gas on the way to Detroit. Those from Hamilton! (punctuation deliberate) had even less gas. Or cars that broke down quicker.

    My mother was from Hamilton! but her father was a Hoosier. (Don’t know where her mother was from in the US – her family was only-just-off-the-boat German, her older siblings having been born in the vaterland.) My father was a Piquad, with forebears mainly from Iowa, IIRC.) I know I have some briar somewhere in the woodpile, but it’s at least a couple of generations removed.

    • Tres Cool

      Im so briar I have a ‘Drexel Basketball’ t-shirt that I wear ironically.

      Im more white trash than a Burger King sack laying behind a Waffle House dumpster.

  14. PutridMeat

    guy who tried to kill Hitler Philipp von Boeselager

    Isn’t this sort of burying the lede? I mean the dude invented time travel!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Someone else who knows the term “lede”!

  15. sloopyinca

    An aside: has anybody here ever used Tick Pick? I’ve used them plenty for single game tickets in the past. Probably as much as Stubhub. But I bought season tickets for OSU football a little more than a month ago and the tickets are still not electronically delivered. I finally got so exasperated that I emailed them yesterday, since the confirmation note on my account said they’d be delivered by the 5th. I got an email back saying they’d reach out to the seller and have them transferred immediately since they’re covered under their Buyer Trust Guarantee. But all that means is they can either find me a comparable or better pair of seats for the same money or tell me to pound sand and refund my money if the seller decides to fuck me over.
    I’ve already booked travel for a couple of the games and will be out money if they decide to fuck me and return my money instead of give me better seats (for which there are few available, and at much higher prices). I hope they get this taken care of today, because I’m getting a bit nervous.

    • Gender Traitor

      has anybody here ever used Tick Pick?

      I’ve only ever used tweezers and a just-extinguished match.

      Seriously, good luck! I hope you get the tickets you wanted in time. I gather they’re all electronic now? I’ve had to get dragged kicking and screaming into electro-tickets for our local minor league baseball team, but I think I have the drill down now – and without having to use Google Wallet or whatever Google crap Ticketmaster tries to push on me each time.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Never used tick pick, but stay clear of vivid seats. Wife and I got bounced from a college football game at Fed Ex field in DC, sat on hold with them for 45 minutes only to be told that I needed to take it up with the ticket office. Ticket office couldn’t do anything because I wasn’t the named ticket holder. Anyway, long story short, we paid $40 for nosebleeds from a scalper and tried to get to our original seats only to find out they were in the middle of the home team’s band.

      The attendant was nice enough to let us sit in the box in front of the band, but it was obstructed view (cheerleaders) and literally right in front of the “bad guys'” band, so we went up to the nosebleeds.

      Eventually I got my money back after harassing them enough, but it was a shitshow.

      • CPRM

        The family friend whose season tickets we used to use (he passed them to his nephew now) for packer games were right behind the visiting bench. It was fun when we instigated Randy Moss, I think that was the ‘Moon’ game.

  16. DEG

    Thanks to a power outage, I overslept. I gotta get a quick bite and head to the gym.

    In a video circulating online, the watch brand’s CEO François-Henry Bennahmias referred to Taiwan as an “ultra-modern, high-tech country” in an interview.

    He’s not wrong.

    “We will no longer entrust politics to one man. We will entrust it to the people,” said Doumbouya, draped in a Guinean flag with about a half dozen other soldiers flanked at his side.

    So you’ll replace the government with nothing? Oh, that’s not what you mean by “entrust it to the people”. Fuck. No Libertopia yet.

    If Republicans are pushing lies and conspiracies, Rep. Adam Kinzinger, R-Ill., said Sunday, they shouldn’t take control of the House.

    “I think if we’re going to be in charge and pushing conspiracy and pushing division and pushing lies, then the Republican Party should not have the majority,” Kinzinger said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

    Go fuck yourself.

    “We are aware of the incident and I am confirming that the Taliban have not killed her, our investigation is ongoing,” spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid told the outlet.

    “We’re investigating ourselves.” Hmm…. where have I heard this before?

    Sviridov (left) and Vyacheslav (right) were friends and Vyacheslav discovered evidence of his friend’s crimes while they were drinking together

    Wait, the pedo was a friend of the father? Fuck.

    • db

      “We will no longer entrust politics to one man. We will entrust it to the people,” said Doumbouya, draped in a Guinean flag with about a half dozen other soldiers flanked at his side.

      For values of “the people” equal to “me and the people around me.”

    • Suthenboy

      It is a fairly common pedo tactic to befriend or date people that have children they want to molest.

    • creech

      “pushing conspiracy and pushing division and pushing lies,”
      Gee, that worked swell for Team Blue in 2018. Aren’t elections all about division? And don’t all pols push lies 24/7?

      • Q Continuum

        And CNN is the biggest megaphone in the world for said lies.

  17. PieInTheSky

    Both the NI rise and the corporation tax increase confirm the problem that we diagnosed in our big survey of the tax system last year – the tax hikes voters are most willing to put up with tend to be the worst for the economy, and vice versa

    As polling shows, raising NI is more popular than income tax because of some mystical association with health (even though they are literally the same thing). And people prefer companies being clobbered to themselves. But taxing employment, business and work is bad for growth.

    As our report said, if you wanted to do the most pro-growth tax reform, you’d broaden the base of VAT. But good luck getting that one through…

    https://twitter.com/rcolvile/status/1434807652689788932

    • Suthenboy

      Dummies. Obama explained taxes perfectly – “Taxes are not about revenue. It is a fairness issue.”

    • Chafed

      Heaven forbid they discuss cutting the size of government and taxes with it.

    • Q Continuum

      “if you wanted to do the most pro-growth tax reform, you’d broaden the base of VAT”

      Ummmm…. no. If you wanted the MOSTEST PRO-GROWTH TAX REEFORM you’d lower/eliminate taxes across the board.

      • PieInTheSky

        But what about the children?

    • PieInTheSky

      The NHS has published a blog on its official website called “Dear white people in the UK” which lectures Brits about their “white privilege” and says they should “be uncomfortable” about their “whiteness.”

      https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1434858563520933893

      At least the new tax money is going to a worthy cause the NHS

      • Q Continuum

        You know who else thought people’s ethnicity was a public health issue?

      • rhywun

        Sounds like a threat to me.

  18. Drake

    Mike Tyson was running an African country?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Thwathiland?

      • Tres Cool

        /vows to re-fresh/read before posting

    • Tres Cool

      Yes. It was “eastiopia” until he took over.

  19. Chafed

    A better description for Roger Waters may be noted anti-semite.

    • sloopyinca

      True, but I try to stay positive on birthdays. That’s why I mentioned Joe Kennedy being a bootlegger.

  20. Q Continuum

    The Taiwan article is littered with pro-CCP trolls and propagandists. How Westerners are stupid enough to fall for their shit is beyond me… oh wait no, it’s not. People in general, with individual exceptions, are dumb as posts so it’s pretty much expected.

    • LCDR_Fish

      They’ve got a bit of a numbers advantage as well. Kinda signal to noise issue.

  21. Q Continuum

    “The Taliban denied any involvement in Negar’s death and said they are investigating the incident, the BBC reported.”

    See! They’re a reformed kinder, gentler mob of murderous psychopaths!

    /still not our problem

    • Fourscore

      They negged him to death

      /My ex was guilty of attempted negging me to death

  22. Q Continuum

    “A Russian father who killed his friend after allegedly finding footage of him raping his eight-year-old girl[…]he was eventually tracked down by the distraught father who stabbed him to death”

    Hope he made him suffer.

    • Not Adahn

      “someone stuck knives in all his vital organs, in alphabetical order.”

  23. Not an Economist

    Here is a Twitter page that a lot of us will appreciate.

    • Q Continuum

      Thank you for bringing this into our lives.

    • PieInTheSky

      that will be banned soon for stealing content probably

  24. Q Continuum

    “Every kindergarten teacher at this Texas school reportedly positive for COVID-19”

    Oh noes! They might infect children who have effectively no chance of dying!

    • rhywun

      And then take it home and kill their grandmas.

      Your fear stokes mine.
      My fear stokes yours.

  25. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    And good morning Glibs!

    The dead hikers is a weird story. The hazmat angle is odd. But if it had been toxic algae, wouldn’t it have showed up in the autopsy?

    Lots of missing information.

    Anyway, I hope y’all have a fun Commie day!

  26. PieInTheSky

    Middlesbrough defender Marc Bola has been charged by the Football Association for a tweet he sent when he was just 14-years-old, nearly 10 years ago.

    Bola has been charged with ‘aggravated’ misconduct for a social media post from 2012, when he was still just a teenager.

    The post, from the 23-year-old left back, who has played five times in the Championship so far this season, is said to have included a ‘reference to sexual orientation.’

    https://www.sportbible.com/football/middlesbrough-player-charged-by-fa-over-tweet-when-he-was-14yearsold-20210904

    • Q Continuum

      “My ‘r’ key got stuck commenting about the political situation in Niger and now I’m in a concentration camp!”

      • Ted S.

        What’s wrong with Nigerr?

      • Q Continuum

        It’s obviously a misspelling of what I was really trying to write which is grossly offensive.

      • Homple

        That word very bad Juju. Bad for you you even thought it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ginger? Be kind to our redheaded cousins.

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

      • MikeS

        “thou shall not make a “Speed 2”

        That line hasn’t aged well. Haha.

        Favorite line: “Thou shall sit and thou shall spin”

      • Surly Knott
      • Q Continuum

        That’s a very close second.

  27. PieInTheSky

    On the list of US brands newly arrived on Romanian shelves I bought a bottle of frank’s red hot xtra hot. It is not that hot. Honestly you Americans. It is somewhat tastier than tabasco I think.

    • ruodberht

      Could have told you that. Get something actually hot, like Tropical Pepper Scorpion Pepper or Dave’s Insanity.

      • PieInTheSky

        I prefer to believe Americans are lightweights who can’t handle spice.

        Also I had one of those ridiculously hot sauces but I forget what it was called.

      • Q Continuum

        Come to New Mexico. We’d be happy to prove you wrong.

      • PieInTheSky

        I thought you lived in Colorado

      • Q Continuum

        I do. Grew up in NM. Right next door.

      • PieInTheSky

        George RR Martin lives in New Mexico. Can’t trust the place.

        Also I assume it is excessively hot. Is there anything to see in New Mexico? Have they any cold beer at least?

      • Surly Knott

        Note to Pie: In that part of the country “right next door” can mean anything up to 350Km away.

      • PieInTheSky

        I did not know the phrase had such a precise definition in good metric units. Thanks. So no more than 350 km

      • Q Continuum

        To my childhood home is about 650 km. And there are lots of great things to see in NM (the whole Four Corners for that matter). Come on down!

      • PieInTheSky

        there is a pandemic going on dontchaknow

      • blackjack

        There are ski resorts in NM. With snow in the winter. I remember eating chilis there, but they didn’t seem particularly hot to me. I’m sure there’s hot ones there, just not what they served me.

      • Plinker762

        America has electricity and refrigeration so we don’t need extra hot spices. (Except for CA and coming soon to other blue states)

      • PieInTheSky

        I thought the extra hot spices to hide rotten meat was a myth

      • Homple

        If old-days people ate spoiled meat they would have gotten sick from it, spices or not.

      • Sean

        *insert Frank Costanza flashback*

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Can you find Tapatio there?

        Also, I bet if you posted your address in the forum you would be inundated with local examples.

      • PieInTheSky

        Anyway no, it is out of stock 🙂

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Uh, it’s a good everyday hot sauce. I defer to local authorities about Really Hot foodstuffs.

    • Sean

      It’s ok, and you are correct in that it is not that hot.

    • MikeS

      Yeah, Frank’s is “general masses hot”. Like all the “hot” items at national chain restaurants that almost never are.

  28. MikeS

    re: the Cook County tax story. Cook County have been terrible on property taxes for at least my lifetime. I remember watching a documentary about how they were trying to take an orphanage for back taxes. They would have succeeded, but two of the former orphans managed to raise the money and got it there at the last possible minute. It was quite a story.

    • egould310

      ? ?

    • KSuellington

      Those orphans were on a mission from God.

  29. PieInTheSky

    I purchased a bottle of Mortlach 14. Not bad at all if you like more delicate, floral malts, which lowlands generally are

    • PieInTheSky

      19 bucks for pork chops? Seems pricey

      • Sean

        It is. “Thanks Biden!”

        They are, however, very juicy and tender.

      • CPRM

        Last week I paid $13 for a ring bologna. It was from a specialty meat store, but still ring bologna used to be poor people food, now the ‘cheap’ stuff is like $8 a ring.

        Also, I bought some habaneros yesterday. $11 a lb. at the local grocery. I had a small handful, no way it was even a pound, but the cashier was a trainee and I think she fucked something up, cost me $19.

      • Sean

        If you want some ghost chilis, get my contact info from TPTB.

      • PutridMeat

        Where do you source your plants/seeds from? Hints on growing (and keeping the damn birds away!)?

      • CPRM

        If I remember, I will. Tried to grow some once. Got one small pea sized fruit before the plant died.

      • rhywun

        The other day I bought a loaf of bread and when I got home I saw it was six dollars.

        It’s good bread. I figure when you factor in inflation and the declining quality of nearly everything mass-produced, the price was probably about right. But still, dayum.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Mmm, well-made bread… I try to limit it to a little scarpetta.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Says someone who just hand-sliced and froze a levain, anyway.

  30. hayeksplosives

    This Larry Elder vs Gavin Newsom political cartoon made me laugh.

    https://i.imgur.com/ZyJyJ3y.jpg

    Larry ain’t perfect but there is a chance he can win this thing.

    • rhywun

      I hope he wins and keeps hawking snake oil on Fox.

    • LCDR_Fish

      FWIW, I’m having fun listening to Adam and Mark on Reasonable Doubt – they’ve replayed his takedown of Gavin Newsom from 8 yrs ago a bunch of times and Adam has gone on a few other rants too. (or small clips – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8h7AN7UYew)

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh my.

        Thanks for sharing.

        Canceled in 3…2…1…

    • LCDR_Fish

      RIP. He’s on my list to try and get a lot more of his flicks. Some of the best ones were the collabs with Jean Pierre Melville, but he was awesome in a lot of comedies too.

      • CPRM

        You ever watch CQ?

      • LCDR_Fish

        No, might have heard about it when it came out – I was in college then – but completely dropped off my radar. As far as JPB, I was thinking of thisexcellent double feature value. Or at least it was – I guess I have another OOP collectors item now…

      • CPRM

        CQ is great post examination of the 60s French cinema circuit. And also, Billy Zane!

    • CPRM

      Kielbasa is cheaper here than ring bologna. It’s nuts. Of course THE Johnsonville in Johnsonville Sausage is in state…

      • PieInTheSky

        You have a strange obsession with ring bologna

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I would think you would encourage such esoterica.

      • limey

        She cleans out her insides? What’re the downsides?

      • limey

        That reminded me of “Mayor Johnson’s Johnson & Johnson; the gay community will love the double entendre!”

      • LCDR_Fish

        Can’t get enough of kielbasa – the flavor just works for me so much better than italian sausage, etc (less salty). I’ve seen Papa Johns offer it as a pizza topping a couple times, but never see it anywhere else. Drives me nuts.

        Just bought another one to use for omelettes/quesadillas when I go on vacation at the end of this week.

      • limey

        Any remotely large town in the UK will have several polskie sklepy at which any number of bizarre sausages and unusual pickled foods can be purchased at a reasonable price. Maybe I could fax you some?

      • LCDR_Fish

        Well I can get US “Polska Kielbasa” at any supermarket and it’s fine for me – just bugs me that it’s not used/available in more dishes when I go out. The flavor is just so preferential for me.

      • Mojeaux

        We have a little tiny broken-down old micro grocery in the middle of a rundown forgotton semi-industrial eighborhood that sells their own homemade kielbasa. It is divine. I willnot eat grocery store kielbasa (she says, while eating a Johnsonville Beddar Cheddar).

      • limey

        Beddar Cheddar

        What they did there…

      • rhywun

        I willnot eat grocery store kielbasa

        I tried that once and it put me off the whole experience.

        I would like to try some real kielbasa.

  31. Toxteth O'Grady

    Oh look, an up arrow. “Thank you, God!”

    • Mojeaux

      I’m not the only one, then? My kingdom for a down arrow!

      (I don’t have a kingdom. I barely have wits.)

      • hayeksplosives

        Some might say you’re a scroller

        But you’re not the only one.

        I hope someday they’ll fix the website

        And we can go about our business as free people. No it doesn’t rhyme or keep meter. Fuck off, slaver.

      • limey

        Nailed it

    • limey

      I couldn’t decide which “rollin'” song to make a “scrollin'” version of so pick your own.

  32. Hyperion

    DISINFORMATION!

    Are the Twitterati and Zuckerborg failing to keep us safe from dangerous information?

    Looks like we’re going to need a new moar scarier pandemic.