NEED PREVIEW HELP? STEVE SMITH HERE!
STEVE SMITH HALP AGAIN! HIM TELL WHAT YOU READ ON FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN SITE. STEVE SMITH LIKE FUNNY SITE – HIM READ EVERY DAY. STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS READ EVERY DAY TOO. HERE WHAT SEE THIS WEEK:
MONDAY – LINKS, THEN ANIMAL HAVE MORE STORY. IT GOOD! LINKS, THEN YUSEF HAVE MORE STORY ALSO! IT STORY DAY ON FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN SITE.
TUESDAY – LINKS, THEN TONIO TELL ALL POLICE IN DC. IT NOT GOOD. LINKS, THEN EARN CLEVELAND! NEPHILIUM TELL ABOUT CITY. STEVE SMITH NOT GO CLEVELAND BEFORE. HIM HEAR OF STEAMERS THERE. STEVE SMITH LIKE STEAM. AND RAPE.
WEDNESDAY – LINKS, THEN STEVE SMITH HIDE….IT SUGARFREE DAY. SUGARFREE SCARE STEVE SMITH WITH JOEMALA AND LINKS. AT NIGHT, STEVE SMITH COME OUT FROM HIDING, READ ZWAK TELL OF TRAVEL PLAN.
THURSDAY – LINKS, MORE SPARK STORY BY OZYMANDIAS. STEVE SMITH LIKE STORY. LINKS, THEN MAYBE STEVE SMITH WATCH FUNNY GLIB FLICK?
FRIDAY – LINKS, READ ABOUT SHOTS FROM OZYMANDIAS. HIM WRITE LOT THIS WEEK! LINKS, THEN MOAR TRASHY STORY! FRIDAY ALSO FUN ZOOM. MAYBE STEVE SMITH ZOOM ONE DAY,
WHERE ZOOM LINK?
WEEKEND – LINKS, BROWN MAN WRITE ABOUT BEER – (P.S. STEVE SMITH NOT LIKE CROWD, NEXT YEAR HIM BEAT CHEESE PERSON IN HOLD BEER!!!!) IFLA FROM NOT ADAHN, GLIBFIT, MORE LINK, IT ALL FUN.
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Now that’s a sign I wish I saw more often than the stupid lib signs I see on the lawns of people that hope the signs will deter the marxist black outfits when they show up to burn and pillage.
Before I even clicked the link, I knew it was the Bigfoot sign…
You want to have fun? Go out at night and replace all the standard “In this house…” signs. See how long it takes for people to notice.
Heh
RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSk420TIpjs
STEVE SMITH VISIT MINNEAPOLIS. GIVE MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH VIKING DEFENSE. AND BY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH, MEAN….
I think the kicker needs more motivation….
Any team that has to rely on its kicker to win games has already lost
That’s been the Vikes for 20 years.
You fuckers let that the idiot asshats in Washington B.C. convince your Gus Ferrot and Kirk Cousins were quality quarterbacks…
In my mind, if you score 30 points in the NFL, you should win the fuckin’ game. The O did their part.
Having a really awesome defense that can contain the enemy in their half of the gridiron in lieu of a competent offense is a strategy. Not a great one, but a strategy nonetheless. I take it their defense is not so great. I sorta miss giving a shit about football, but not really. I kind of helps to not care when your (my) team is the Falcons.
They scored 30 points and lost the game. I mean, fuckin-a.
You got to nail those PATs, baby!
The Jets provided hours of entertainment earlier today.
So you enjoyed watching them get their asses handed to them. Understood.
I am a Jets neutral, so yes.
Holy crap, I just saw the score from Buffalo – Miami (their bitterest rival).
Go Bills!
STEVE SMITH NOT LIKE MIND BEING RAPED BY SUGARFREE? RELAX BIG GUY, IT ONLY HURT AT FIRST.
Neph, congrats! I’m rooting for you guys except when they play us.
Now we are about to run over OMWC’s team.
Try not to cheat.
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Reposting from the suddenly dead thread.
Students die-in on Pentacrest, protesting the ‘perpetual state of stress’ caused by UI’s lax COVID rules
Someone didn’t get enough wedgies in junior high school…
I’m at the point that if someone came along and relieved those little perpetual piss-ant narcissistic victims of the burden of their mortal coil, I might just welcome it.
I could see someone kicking this fuck down an escalator.
I would ask them the same question I ask of our local universities: how many students have died of COVID? What are their names? How many Professors, and what are their names? This should be on the top of any protester’s demands and changes, flags and posters. They should have a “Justice for Professor X, who died” or somesuch message.
But they don’t, because there are none.
“Why are you not barricaded in your home, remote learning, and letting the rest of us get on with our lives?”
Then wear a mask. No one is stopping you. Oh…you want to let loose your inner tyrant…my bad, carry on.
My mAsK PrOTeCtS yOU, YoUr mASk pRoTeCTs mE!!!!!!
These fucking people. They have no idea what they’re talking about. I can’t even begin to address the stupidity they encompass.
They have convinced themselves that everyone has to wear one. And in this, they show that they have no idea what a collective action problem is.
Grad students my ass.
Why not? More education only seems to encourage this stuff these days.
Eh, grad students are working on either their master’s or Ph.D. The level of reasoning says, to me at least, that these people are too stupid and ill-educated to be at that point. But you are right, the higher the education, the more BS people believe in.
The biggest Hilary fan I know is a PhD candidate.
All three of my exes with doctorates are Hard Left. Sad, but true.
The level of reasoning says, to me at least, that these people are too stupid and ill-educated to be at that point.
As I’ve discovered through mucho exposure to grad students, PhDs, JDs, MS degree holders, etc., There are differences between academic success, intelligence, and wisdom.
You can get through many grad programs these days without any intelligence or wisdom, because there are many grad level classes that are the same “fill in the blank” bullshit you get in 5th grade. I took a couple of grad level education school classes during law school (for a variety of reasons, and they were actually interesting and helpful at some level), but they were not rigorous at all. Almost 100% group projects and completion grade stuff. An exam with a few multiple choice and an essay to differentiate the A from the A- from the B+, but that was it as far as needing to absorb and retain principles in order to apply them in a testing environment. The classes were structured like classes I had taken in middle school. With just a modicum of diligence and a Jr. High reading comprehension level, you can get your MA or PhD in education. “Grad level” intelligence not required. Wisdom definitely not required.
The more interesting difference is between intelligence (pattern matching) and wisdom (a discriminating eye applied to the matched patterns based on experience). I was in night law school, but I took a few day classes toward the end to speed things up a semester. One that I took was bankruptcy law. I saw a lot of intelligent children (yes, children… many had never lived on their own or paid a bill from their own paycheck) who didn’t understand the basics of what happens when you don’t pay your electric bill. They could absorb all they needed to pass the exam from the textbook, but they didn’t know the first thing about how people got into the situation of needing to file for bankruptcy, nor any of the tactics to avoid such a drastic step. There are more then a few bankruptcy lawyers from that class who jumped from living off their parents’ generous stipend to living off of their high lawyer income. They don’t know the first thing about poverty, living paycheck to paycheck, etc., but they’re cranking out bankruptcy petitions like an assembly line, happy to take what little money those poor folks have left. Great profit centers for the law firm, but horrible counselors for their clients, precisely because they lack wisdom.
“My mask doesn’t protect me, but yours does!”
Checks out.
I’m guessing that somewhere out there, some 2LT or junior NCO has briefed an OPORD where the first action is to notify the Opfor of an impending attack. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when it happens.
Hope everyone at HH is having/had a fabulous day.
“Paragraph V: Command and Signal – Here’s our PACE plan for making comms with the enemy to let them know about Paras. I-IV”
Sir, we notified the enemy. They responded that today was bad for them. They said they could work us in Tuesday.
I gotta admit, I wasn’t expecting this reaction to the mob at the border.
Huh, was not expecting that.
Wow.
I’m sure MSM will be all over that…
Otherwise it will just be the NY Post and Daily Mail.
The clock doesn’t stop until the legs are tied.
Someone asked earlier how the 13,000 Haitians got from Jamaica to the U.S. border, and who transported them across the water. The newspaper today says that “many” of them are Haitians who left Haiti in 2010 after the earthquake and went to South American countries where they’ve been until recently. Still, how did they get from Brazil or wherever to Mexico in the last few weeks? Do “journalists” have inquiring minds these days? [dumb question, I know].
Something to look forward to. BLM plans to protest the restaurant where the black women started a brawl when asked for vaccine proof (not the Mayor or City Council who made up the rule). Crazy to think the rules apply to everyone – even really bad rules.
https://cms.thepostmillennial.com/blm-to-protest-nyc-restaurant-where-black-women-were-denied-service-due-to-lack-of-vaccine-proof/
This is what the world has come to. Buckle up, it’s not going to get any better.
Good. It’s useful for people to see that the Leftist concern over “disparate impact” goes out the fucking window the minute it conflicts with another policy.
Show me a Leftist “principle”, and I’ll show you how they’ve quickly and quietly discarded it when it’s inconvenient for them.
I’m angry, I probably shoudn’t communicate with anyone. Coming within a hair’s bredth of cussing out an obnoxious step-relative is no good way to wrap up a road trip.
But, I’ve dropped off my dad, and tomorrow I drive home.
I actually can’t imagine you getting angry at all, much less to the point of cussing someone out.
I’m sorry. Adrenaline is a little nauseating.
Most of the time, I have a very phlegmatic personality.
I know which factors contributed. Some are biochemical (we just drive for ten and a half hours) others are social (I don’t need an unsolicited medical ramble about skin conditions from a raving covidiot who was driving very poorly and is going to get into a major accident from her inability to keep her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road.)
I’m so sorry you had to deal with that. I hope you can relax enough to get a good night’s sleep, and may you have a low-stress, decompressing drive home. Please be safe! (Just a request – I wouldn’t dream of telling you what to do! ?)
I am working on the first part, though tiredness may force the second. Tomorrow I have to return the rental car, make sure mine is gassed up, then get across New Jersey as uneventfully as possible.
Looks like the found the missing wanna be Youtuber girl Body matching description of Gabby Petito found in Grand Teton—
Oh well. I’m sure every news outlet can milk another week or two of front-page headlines out of this.
Yeah, and finding the alligator-chewed body of the boyfriend will be good for another week or two.
Looks like they found the missing wanna be Youtuber Body matching description of Gabby Petito found in Grand Teton. Unfortunately not the ending people were hoping for.
Sorry for the repeat. It didn’t show the first time.
La Palma is going off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVbujsu1Tc
(for scale, if it were daylight, you’d see houses in the frame that are less than 1/2 the size of the green clock box in the lower right corner)
Yikes!
FIRE BAD!
I’m getting the distinct feeling that SMOD will not arrive from outer space but will be delivered from Mother Gaia when she unleashes all the volcanoes
SMOD has been complaining on the Tweeters about being upstaged
SMOD stated it plans a ‘die-in’, demanding that it be recognized as the proper apocalypse vessel and that “Gaia is just a jealous basic bitch”. In a weird hot-mic moment SMOD is also heard saying “…glad that the people have lost faith in God, cause that dude be crazy”
LOL
Waits for The Bee to cut me a check…
Flood basalts have occurred several time sin history after a large meteorite strike, and after Pangea started breaking apart. These events last for several million years and the rift volcanoes release unfathomable amounts of lava.
A small series of flood basalts in Washington laid down over three vertical miles of lava and some flows from central Washington flowed into the Pacific Ocean.
It seems that the SMOD can be part of a team.
The wood makes it not so scary
What a difference new appliances make. We have been slowly upgrading the kitchen and last purchase was to replace the 18 year old dishwasher. “Oh…so it isn’t supposed to sound like an industrial metal grinder when running?”
Nice. My dishwasher is the kind where you basically have to scrub them clean already; it essentially just saves you the labor of soaping them up and rinsing them.
In the past couple months, we bought a new fridge, microwave, and (best of all) a Maytag convection oven with glasstop range. I’m not a fan of the gratuitous electronic gizmos they put on everything these days (seems like gadgetry for gadgetry’s sake) but it’s nice to upgrade from the early 2000’s models that were in this house when I moved in.
The dishwasher is next on the replacement list.
Yeah we pay attention to what gadgets come with. Most we look for function, quality, parts warranty and looks. We plan on leaving them as selling point but also what to enjoy using them.
Yea, seems like moving major appliances with you is more of a pain in the ass than it’s worth.
When we moved the fridge in, we had to take the front door off AND take apart the whole front of the fridge. We had this damn fridge sitting on the front lawn with the doors in the flowerbed, the produce drawer propped up against the fence, etc. It had less than an inch of lateral clearance coming in.
That mufugga is staying when we move out.
Today I ordered a new TV that hopefully won’t take 30 minutes to warm up and display a picture.
Did your old one have a 2 prong cord?
Like a Green Manalishi with a 2 pronged, oh nevermind,
No idea and I’m not unplugging it right now to find out. It’s about 9 years old so whatever was the style at the time.
Be careful not to bruise the onion on your belt.
I bought a new dishwasher a couple years ago. It’s so quiet. I love it.
‘I almost died from Pfizer – but still plan to get my daughter vaccinated’
*Pfizer Rep* Maredith, make sure you send her a $10 gift card
You can’t vaccinate against stupid.
I think if she gets a second dose she will be cured.
So important to risk death to get vaccinated against something you are 99.6% likely to survive.
Someone does not understand probability.
Yowza.
Because my rage meter shouldn’t be the only one pegged, here’s an excerpt from our 2 kindergarteners’ teacher notes from the week:
Happy Weekend ?
We’ve made it through 3 weeks already, I can’t believe it! Time is already flying by!
Our focus of learning this week included the letters/sounds Aa, Ss, Tt, and Pp. Please point out and practice these at home whenever opportunities come up (on signs, food/drink packages, TV, etc). We also focused on our identities, including our racial identities, and how each of us is unique and special. This is called diversity and is what makes our class, community, and the world such a great and interesting place. You should’ve gotten your child’s first homework assignment on Thursday. Please take a few minutes this weekend to discuss your/your child’s racial identity and something that they like, or are proud of, about their racial identity. We will be having a class discussion on Monday using the homework, so please do your best to get it done and returned on Monday. Thank you!
I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!!!! ☀️ ?
Answer,
Jesus loves the little chldren,
all of the children of the world,
Red and Yellow, Black and White,
they are all precious in his sight,
Jesus loves the little children of the world,
A+ or expelled,
Sorry. I have no idea how you fight that evil stupidity.
Same as the other theaters of this culture war. Fight, withdraw, submit. Choose one.
JFC. Teach your child to say, “I judge people by the content of their character.”
It’s fucking scary.
Girlfriend’s kid (9th grade) was taught at school that the American settlers intentionally overhunted the buffalo for the explicit purpose of destroying the Native Americans’ food source and way of life.
That’s an old slander. They were saying that back when I was in high school.
Interesting; I never heard it (or there’s a good probability that I just wasn’t paying attention).
Years and years ago, I started something of an autodidactic journey, and in the course of that I realized that a ton of stuff I was taught in school was completely wrong. Just one example was that nobody wanted to finance Columbus’s voyage because they thought he would sail off the edge of the Earth.
Where do I go to get restitution for this faulty education I received?
I apologize because I’m about to be an opinionated asshole about this.
Unless you’re ready to wage war on that schools district, you need to get them the fuck out. It will not get better. Your objections about the subject matter will place a target on your kids’ backs for extra indoctrination. Your kids will likely not make it through their schooling career with your familial beliefs and worldview intact.
Do what needs to be done to save your kids from being fed into this meat grinder. Spare no expense, don’t grieve any loss in lifestyle. With the way society is going right now, you’re losing the lifestyle either way. It’s just a matter of timing. Do right by the kids and get them an education that doesn’t turn them into hedonistic drones.
Very likely correct. I’ll just note this shit is leading to recall elections and contested elections for local school boards.
No apology necessary. I knew this shit was coming, just gobsmacked that it’s this early. I doctrtination starts young. As far as I can see, public and private is the same, which just leaves home schooling.
Kindergarten. wow. hm.
If you’re a whiter shade of pale… Got a runaway slave in your family tree? well, now you do. If these cretins are gonna bring back the One Drop rule, I say use it against them. Play the Fauxahontas game, just mix it up a little.
Fuck that, just tell them you’re black. Be blatant as shit with it, what are they gonna do?
Yikes. Of course a pithy stinging response will do as trashy pointed out, place a target on extra special indoctrination — an honest look at it probably also, assuming European heritage — Only way out is to not play the game
[looks for video of Reggie White speaking to the Wisconsin legislature to send to teacher]
“Our focus of learning this week included the letters/sounds Aa, Ss, Tt, and Pp”
Asses.
Titty.
Peepee.
Is Q teaching your kid?
Don’t fumble. Oop u fumble!!
I KNOW RIGHT??
I am neither a Balti nor a KC fan but I love great football (or as Al Michaels says, footbywaaaahl), but that was dramatic and lovely.
+1 Great Googily-Moogily!
Both defenses were out to lunch.
I’m very leery of Bob Woodward’s reporting. Having said that, this has the ring of truth.
https://dailycaller.com/2021/09/18/ag-william-barr-warned-trump-that-even-some-of-his-supporters-thought-him-a-fking-ahole/
This is where the Dems are different. Biden is every bit the fucking asshole that Trump was but you don’t see Dems voting against one of their own, ever.
I think it’s more nuanced than that. I won’t vote for a modern day Democrat. That doesn’t mean I will vote for a Republican. If they are crazy or a POS then they aren’t getting my vote.
No way! Trump is asshoe?
Once again says more about Barr. An AG with zero interest in going after wrongdoing. Not that that’s unusual.
Ooooh, look at us shit the bed! ?
Al Michaels had a good point when he said “Home field advantage is back, after last year’s aberrational season.”
I can’t fault your running back. That looked like a great defensive play.
I was gifted a crossbow, compound, 405fps, very fast, but even with the pull rope, I’m not strong enough to cock it, so it’s a wall ornament for now,
They used a variety of different cocking tools in the middle ages, I bet you could make one.
+ 1 gastraphetes
Be extra careful, lots of people have lost their thumbs and other digit with those dang things.
These kids I hang out with are bound and determined so make me a Michigander, they got me fishin’ and now want to take me Bow hunting, I said what do I do if I kill one?
They will dress it, while I learn. These are all great skills to have when the SHTF, So I’m learnin’
/Fish On!
One meaning a Deer,
Get some slugs and a mag that’s legal for hunting. Much better odds.
Also more humane.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/military-training-jet-crash-lake-worth-texas-2021-09-19/
Needs moar training.
suh’ fam
whats goody yo
*waves*
Morning.
I’m just getting up. Haven’t made any assessments.
I got through my shift, Judi and the girls made it to their first destination, a treehouse hotel up at the edge of the rainforest. I haven’t killed a single pet thus far so I got that going for me. I can’t link to it because I am lame but google Telkwa Treehouse Hotel. Looks very cool.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/all-civilian-crew-led-by-easton-billionaire-returns-from-orbit/article_ae484d9a-193d-11ec-b0df-2b553fdb8a59.html
They made it back.
Hope they left their respective playlists in the cold vacuum of Space.
We got the sonic boom here Saturday night, enough to rattle the windows. I thought the FBI was back raiding the house of another 1/6 protester…
Good Morning Gibbs?
This the place for insomnia?
Yes and night-walkers.
Who is ‘Gibbs’?
The BeeGees?
Mark Harmon?
Cousins of the Globs.
I sure hope so.
F, you have some shirts to return?
Nah, I’ll just get fat or gift them to larger men. No biggie.
https://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2021/09/senate-parliamentarian-says-no-to-democrats-use-of-the-reconciliation-bill-as-a-shortcut-to-citizenship.html
I mean, the ballot harvests and cemetary vote are not as strong as they once were, plus a lot of the living voters are running away. We need grateful
serfsperpetually dependant vote machines in order to secure ongoing permanant control.Duh.
I linked the post someone made of Bill Melugin’s twatter feed of whats happeneing in Del Rio, TX. My comment was “you want more democrat voters? Let these people in and give them free shit.”
Meanwhile, Jugsy had to get her mRNA shot to be able to do anything in NYC, yet Im sure all the people pouring through there are CoVID-proof.
Jugsy is back for you and I am alone again.
At least it’s not permanent, talk to a Glib or something, we exist you know,
give them free shit
I think I’ll stop calling it free shit. It’s more like stolen shit. Criminal assholes all around.
Pelosi – “Will no one rid me of this turbulent Senate Parliamentarian?”
That’s twice that she has shit in their collective cornflakes. Who is this woman?
She is the Oracle who casts the auguries.
Ah, the Delphi variant.
I don’t care, I like her!
Covfefe Glibs, Here’s some early reading to get you started,
https://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2021/09/19/the-australian-nuclear-sub-decision-as-i-saw-it-eight-years-ago-n1479870
It was the right decision. Canada can’t even keep our diesel subs running. What the Aussies need is a few nukes to use on their own people.
Interesting article on the supply chain issues that led to the rationing of booze in Pennsylvania:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/pennsylvania-rations-alcohol-due-crippled-supply-chain
Problems getting bottles, caps, labels, and glue for the labels: What a mess.
Not liking what I’m seeing WRT supply chains in other areas. Placed an order for beaucoup paper products, they don’t go bad.
I think I have a spare bathtub to make booze in.
Mornin’ all. Big day for the eldest spawn, starts his first full-time job. Empty nest getting nearer by the day.
That’s great news! Soon you’ll be Grand-Ghostpatzer and your winkle will not work the way it ought to.
Said winkle has seen better days ?
Congrats. What’s he doing?
“Communications specialist” for a healthcare group. Basically fielding calls from patients and routing/scheduling with the appropriate provider. The primary perk of the gig is that he will be the only xy in the group. Diversity FTW!
That sounds like a good start.
only xy in the group
We interviewed 6 people for 9 open positions last week. Five will be offered a position. The one that scored the best will be the only XX in the area… and she’s coming to my crew. Yikes!
*chews fingernails*
I need to pick up some high quality Biden Filtersᵀᴹ to keep us animals out of trouble.
6 people for 9 open positions
People still don’t want to work, I guess. Tough times.
I don’t get that. One needs to work.
Hiring starts with in-house minions first. Transfers, followed by promotions, and then to the street. We had over thirty resumes to peruse promotions. Only six were qualified to be interviewed.
My sons’ profession, music promotion for live events, has been destroyed by the response. But at least he is out there working as a waiter, doing something and paying his bills. I did something right.
Bow-chicka -wow! Lucky!
I can start him at $40k a year and train him into a career.
Just saying.
How’s a kid supposed to afford a new Tesla with that kind of chump change?
Onlyfans account?
Exactly. Tik Tok star is also acceptable.
That’s pretty much where he’s at. Took a while to convince him that it’s OK to take an entry level job and work his way up. Colleges have brainwashed kids into thinking that the piece of paper they provide will guarantee the a six figure salary right off the bat.
They’re coming for the children.
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2021/09/20/pfizer-covid-vaccine-children/2731632135099/
We are eager to extend the
protectionprofits afforded by the vaccine to this younger populationThis will peter out, right? The boosters are dead for anyone under 65. Fucking Dems reached for the brass ring and missed it, by that much. Our fortified election is tomorrow.
Judi is away and she missed her chance at early voting. She was going to vote for the Libertarianish Party. I am so proud!
Not until the last unclean child is blessed.
For you fine folk, not for us. I can recite every Judge’s name on your Supreme Court but not a single one from Canada’s. Ours are appointed and not vetted.
Employee shortages.
Material shortages.
Delivery delays.
FML. Not looking forward to the rest of the week.
Whelp, may as well grab a broom…
Weird euphemism.
When all is lost, grab a broom and start cleaning. Never stand around.
Good morning, Glibreakfast Club! This is the point in the show when I’d normally be racing around frantically trying to get ready to head out the door to work, but I’m on vacation this week! ? Thus, I’m instead ensconced on/at Tranquility Base again!
And it has rained – and just started raining again – so TT can’t mow, which means I don’t have to weed whack today either!
Well he can still plow, and then you can whack./Biden Filterᵀᴹ auto-engage
Enjoy!
Happy for you. Enjoy!