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Riven

Riven

[riv-uhn] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.* And rumor has it that she (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions. You didn't hear it from me, though.

224 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    • Hyperion

      Shutup! I was really first!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Taxes Suck! i win because Topic!

  2. Stinky Wizzleteats

    New York: 67.2 percent
    At what point can it just be called slavery? What fool who had enough brains to earn enough for the top bracket would stay?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      66.2, point still stands.

    • Nephilium

      It’s not slavery until it’s 100%!

      Anything else is just the social contract!

      • Chafed

        But I was poked and prodded.

        -Colin Kapernick

    • KSuellington

      If only they would move to one of the states in the middle of the pack tax wise. Just think by moving from NYC to Missouri they could be only paying 57.8%!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well yeah, point taken.

      • KSuellington

        Not trying to be facetious to you personally, it’s just the reason that the rich largely are fine to stay in their coastal haunts. To them it’s worth the extra 5-10% tax wise. I think that map just shows that the real problem in taxation is the Federal guv.

      • UnCivilServant

        But why would you want to be in a coastal shithole?

      • KSuellington

        If you were rich why wouldn’t you want to be?

        When you want peace in the countryside you go to your house in Jackson, WY for a couple weeks and then fly back.

      • UnCivilServant

        Because it’s a coastal shithole. If I could afford to live anywhere, I sure as hell wouldn’t pick either coast of the US.

      • KSuellington

        You are not fabulously wealthy. I deal with people all the time whose net worth is measured in the tens of millions. I know exactly why they live here. Their kids don’t go to shitty schools, they go to incredible private ones. No one craps on their front steps, the bums are kept off their street. They can eat out in a different fancy restaurant each nite if they want. Two weeks in the winter they go ski the Yellowstone Club. Maybe this year they go to French Polynesia for ten days. And then it’s back home to where they can hang out with other high net worth earners and maybe sit in the front row at an MLB game or an NBA game. The rich want to be next to the other rich and have experiences that their money can afford them.

      • SDF-7

        It is funny — because my fantasies if I had that kind of money are mainly building a house so I could be pretty much left alone with my family.

        Well, and maybe learn how to handle a decent sized ocean going boat so said family could take an extended cruise…

      • KSuellington

        If I came into lottery type money myself I’d probably be pretty close to what you are talking about SDF. Large acreage where I could hunt and fish on or next to and a ski resort within an hour drive. Although I’d maintain a small house or condo in the city to see fam and friends and such. But what’s also missing in that above exchange is that most rich that I encounter are not the idle rich. They work, often still long workweeks, and as such need to be in or near the big city to keep that up. Even in these days of Zoom meetings and whatnot.

      • slumbrew

        My cousin is the driver for a hedge fund manager. That dude works his ass off.

        His wife, however, does qualify as “idle rich”. Guess which of the two is filled with unreasonable demands of my cousin?

      • KSuellington

        Heheh slum, I can imagine which.

        Looking forward to two weeks in a row of GP. These should be good races.

      • slumbrew

        Yep, already making plans for tomorrow’s qualy & the race sunday. Looking forward to it.

      • Not Adahn

        Because concentration of resources means more and better services. Which also means a servant caste, which can create shitholery.

    • Tonio

      Nobody needs more than $100K per year after-tax income.

      • Animal

        How am I going to keep building up my classic shotgun collection on less than $100k a year?

      • Bobarian LMD

        With enough shotguns you can start breeding them?

      • SDF-7

        When a double bore and an open choke love each other very much….

      • Ted S.

        Weren’t the Stones living in France around that time to escape the onerous UK tax burden?

      • robc

        Probably.

        95% is still better than the Swedish author who ended up over 100%.

      • Ted S.

        Astrid Lindgren of Pippi Longstocking fame. And she wrote a story about it, Pomperipossa in Monismania, that led to the downfall of the Social Democrats government.

      • ignoreLander

        Lot of smart cookies around here so this is probably common knowledge. But when I read Albert Goldman’s John Lennon biography I was SHOCKED to read the story behind “Taxman”.

        The lyric “That’s one for you, 19 for me… Should 5 percent appear too small, Be thankful I don’t take it all.” was factual. Back in those days, the top tax rate in Britain was 83%. Yes, 83. And the so-called “super rich” had 15% tacked on to that. So they were paying, brace yourself, a 98% tax rate.

        Taxes around here are shit. Theft, at the barrel of a gun. But as bad as we have it, imagine making a dollar for an hour of work. Then Uncle Sugar comes at you with armed thugs, steals what he wants, and leaves you with 2 pennies in your hand.

      • DEG

        And the so-called “super rich” had 15% tacked on to that. So they were paying, brace yourself, a 98% tax rate.

        If I remember correctly, Tolkien paid that rate.

      • Count Potato

        Then he became a communist.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        And that was the time when Thatcher had to pull them out of being in complete shit, economy wise.

      • ignoreLander

        Scooby-Dee “Arrrrrrrewww??” sound effect. I didn’t know this was your link until after I wrote that screed below.

      • ignoreLander

        By the way that’s Scooby Doo. My kingdom for an edit button.

    • SDF-7

      Guess we’re well past the point of: “One day you’ll look down at your paycheck, and realize they’ve done started taking HALF!”

    • Ghostpatzer

      “If it’s an emergency, why did they wait 2 months?”

      Lots of good stuff there.

    • DEG

      I just noticed. He says “uh”, “ah”, and “um” far too much.

      • Hyperion

        As much as Obama?

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Hey, c’mon, man! Obama was reading his “uhs” off of a teleprompter!

      • Annoyed Nomad

        DEG, are you a member of Toastmasters?

      • DEG

        No.

        Though, in a public speaking class I took during my undergrad, “Don’t say ‘ah’, ‘um’, or ‘uh’ too much or people will start to count them instead of paying attention to the content of your speech.” came up. The instructor wasn’t a Toastmaster as far as I know, but he was a former stand-up comic.

  3. Nephilium

    /gently pats his Switch

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        No that’s an honest description of his girlfriend.

        Switch: A person who vacillates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

    • Mojeaux

      A “switch” means a whole other thing to me and my age cohorts. And you never wanted to get sent out to cut one.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        ^this, Ouch!

  4. Rebel Scum

    US Would Have Highest Top Income Tax Rate Among Developed Nations Under Biden Plan, New Analysis Warns

    Well they need to pay their fair share, don’t they? It’s not like the tax is a cost that will trickle down to the consumer or anything.

    • Bobarian LMD

      And when the value of your 401K goes down to below the actual number of dollars you originally put into it?

      We appreciate you helping out society like that, Dear Comrade.

  5. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Happy Guy Fawkes day. When the the English celebrate stopping the only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions. on Jan 6th. I mean Nov. 5th

    Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder Treason
    Should ever be forgot.
    Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t’was his intent
    To blow up the King and Parli’ment.
    Three-score barrels of powder below,
    Poor old England to overthrow;
    By God’s providence he was catch’d (or by God’s mercy*)
    With a dark lantern and burning match.
    Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
    Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
    And what should we do with him? Burn him!

    • B.P.

      Insurrection!

    • Suthenboy

      Idiots.

  6. Rebel Scum

    “As it stands, there will likely be about 1.5 million fewer Switches on the market this holiday season than previously anticipated.”

    But how many toggles? Levers? Knobs?

    • KSuellington

      Lower your expectations!

  7. UnCivilServant

    IT: If you’re going to keep all of your eggs in that one basket, you may want to upgrade the basket, it’s old enough to drink.

    Agency: Whycome you want to waste money on toys?

    Server: *breaks*

    Agency: Get server back! We have start of month processing, special events, and billing to do!

    IT: *sigh*

    • Ted S.

      The agency only thinks it’s a waste of money because their cronies don’t get a chance to wet their beaks on the proper upgrade.

    • Nephilium

      /looks at client that’s running on a platform that is long past end of support

      /looks at calendar that shows their busiest time of year coming up

      What could possibly go wrong?

      • UnCivilServant

        I could end up losing my weekend at the pace we’re piecing this database server back together?

      • Ghostpatzer

        I have some experience with such things. Good luck.

      • Ghostpatzer

        /looks at python2 codebase

        *sigh*

      • slumbrew

        for x in *; do 2to3 -w $x; done

        Problem solved!

        😉

      • Ghostpatzer

        I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. I am a huge fan of industrial sabotage.

  8. DEG

    Indeed, Biden’s plans include a vast suite of tax hikes to “pay for” the proposed spending—hikes that would leave the US with the highest top income tax rate among developed nations, according to one analysis.

    LET’S GO BRANDON!

    I have a link: Feds raid Project Veritas’ journalists’ homes.

    • Tonio

      That’s related to the alleged Ashley Biden diary, right?

      • DEG

        Yes.

  9. limey

    It’s really been a decade since the final Hairy Podder movie? I never read the last couple of books or saw the movies of them. Long story short I think a few significant characters die and there’s some kind of epic final battle in which Hogwarts gets totally razed to the ground. Is that about it?

    • The Other Kevin

      Yes, that’s about it.

      • limey

        Thanks, Main Kevin in comparison with whom all Kevins are other Kevins.

      • The Other Kevin

        You’re welcome. And thank YOU for the high praise.

      • limey

        Thanks, that’s about the level of summary I was looking for.

    • ignoreLander

      Hogwarts wasn’t razed, it survives and Harry’s children with Ginny, and Ron’s with Hermione, go there.

      “Aa few significant characters die” don’t die, a shit-ton of significant characters die, to the point some younger kids I know were traumatized by it. Murdered by Death Eaters at the final battle.

      Harry kills Voldemort, at the expense of said significant characters, and it’s implied what’s left of his Horcrux-torn soul is delivered directly to Satan.

      So, a good time happy ending.

      Reasonably good conclusion, however if you ever finish the books do yourself a favor and skip the epilogue completely.

      • ignoreLander

        Oh uhhhh…. Spoiler alert for a 15 year old book.

      • limey

        Fairy nuff

  10. Rebel Scum

    There is a big problem afloat.

    Ship Report 11/3: 159 total ships inport LA/LB including 101 at anchor or loitering & 58 at berths. Of the 159, 102 are container ships including 76 at anchor or loitering & 26 at berth. 52 vessels loitering; 45 container ships, 2 tankers, 4 bulk, 1 general cargo.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Caravan of Somali’s seen leaving MN.

      • Chafed

        At this point they may be the only ones who can unload those ships.

  11. one true athena

    I need to momma brag a little. My HS senior just got his SAT scores back — 1590 out of 1600 bitchezzzz! THAT’S MY BOY!

    • slumbrew

      Damn, well done. Where was he less than perfect?

      • one true athena

        Verbal. 800 math. He’s always been accelerated at math, far above grade level, which is one reason he’s at a private school.

    • Tonio

      Congrats!

    • EvilSheldon

      Damn, nice work!

    • Ghostpatzer

      Woot!

    • Mojeaux

      Where’s my LIKE button?!

    • DEG

      Excellent!

    • Count Potato

      Go you!

    • Tres Cool

      I had no idea you were asian.

    • C. Anacreon

      Congratulations! That’s awesome!

      And I hope that potential schools are impressed as well, they should be!

      But a cautionary tale: Two years ago our son scored a 1560 on the SAT, which was the 99.6 percentile. We were thrilled and even started raising our expectations for the applications. But we were stunned at how many schools turned him down, or put him on the no-chance waiting lists. He even was rejected from the college both my wife and I (and her mother) had attended, which he went early decision, even though we had been very generous donors for over 30 years continuously. (We stopped donating after that, those fools). We learned from a contact on the admissions panel that he was 1) too lightly complected; 2) they wanted kids who would be the first in their family to attend college, 3) we weren’t poor enough; 4) there were too many other applicants from northern California; 5) he wasn’t lgbtq+; 6) there was no evidence of him being a social justice warrior, in fact his interest in majoring in economics said the opposite. All his extracurricular stuff, leadership positions, lacrosse team play, and starting his own successful internet business in HS apparently were meaningless.

      He only applied to two Ivies and two other schools at the Ivy level, out of 16 applications, so it wasn’t setting his sights unreasonably, either. Some much lower ranked schools dinged him too.

      Despite this, we are thrilled where he ended up, and his college turned out to be a perfect fit for him. He’s doing great. But it still blows our mind at how a stellar transcript and winning essay weren’t near enough in the current era.

      • B.P.

        Our major institutions are clearly filled with very serious people.

      • rhywun

        I had a classmate with similar academics as me who got a free ride to Harvard. I got into an Ivy but I didn’t get any free ride. So I said fuck you and went state. This was 30+ years ago – this shit’s been going on forever.

        Enraging.

      • SandMan

        Glad it worked out for him, but those rejections suck!

      • one true athena

        oh yes, we have most of those things the same (Asian=White, of course), plus the pandemic screwed up a lot of placements as well, since kids (reasonably) took a gap year last year so there’s even fewer slots for next year available. These admissions people have boxes to check! Which is why he’s doing a CalState app as well as the more prestige ones.

        ha, econ. I bet yours and mine would get along, then.

    • Sean

      Awesome!

    • l0b0t

      That’s fantastic! Great job.

    • Chafed

      That’s fantastic. Congratulations.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Winning.

  12. ignoreLander

    Well, guess I’m glad I already have my Switch. Seriously, best $300 I ever spent. I have gotten more use and enjoyment out of that little thing than just about any other gadget I ever owned. It probably works out to about .0001 cents per hour, not including the price of games.

    • waffles

      mario maker 2 is the best and worst game ever

      • ignoreLander

        Just about ‘greed there my friend.

  13. Rebel Scum

    *cackles* I mean, it’s not like there is anything we can do about gas prices. It is really a comically ridiculous question. And please pay no attention to the 2017-2020 period behind the curtain.

    Host Tom Keene said, “In Sturgis, Michigan, it is $2.89 a gallon. I guess that’s better than in California. What is the Granholm plan to increase oil production in America?”

    Granholm laughed and said, “That is hilarious. Would that I had the magic wand on this. As you know, of course, oil is a global market. It is controlled by a cartel. That cartel is called OPEC. And they made a decision yesterday that they were not going to increase beyond what they were already planning.”

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, ignoring that we were well on the way to breaking that cartel or at least flipping them the bird. I’m not a fan of Star Trek Picard — that that “Sheer fucking hubris” clip Critical Drinker uses a lot is leaping to mind about now….

    • one true athena

      Every single Biden cabinet member is either ignorant, a ghoul, or both. jfc.

    • Chafed

      She must have learned that from Harris. She is now on her way to being just as popular.

  14. Count Potato

    “The FBI searched two locations in New York linked to Project Veritas as part of an investigation into how Ashley Biden’s diary was stolen and published online.

    The New York Times reported that one apartment in New York City and another in Westchester County were searched.

    In October, Ashley Biden reported multiple personal items stolen in a burglary to federal authorities, including the diary.

    Project Veritas founder James O’Keefe issued a video statement on Friday confirming the searches.

    He also claimed that he had received the diary from a ‘tipster’ who claimed Ashley had ‘abandoned the diary in her room’.

    O’Keefe then denied it was him who posted it online. Project Veritas did not publish the excerpts, but they appeared on a different website.

    ‘It appears the Southern District of New York now has journalists in their sights for the supposed crime of doing their jobs lawfully and honestly,’ O’Keefe said. ‘Our efforts were the stuff of responsible, ethical journalism and we are in no doubt that Project Veritas acted properly at each and every step.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10170569/FBI-RAIDS-Project-Veritas-linked-addresses-linked-Ashley-Bidens-stolen-diary.html

    • SDF-7

      Given the messed up proclivities of that family, my mind is pretty open for the diary being misplaced. I mean, it isn’t like anyone else in her family would drop off a laptop full of incriminating emails and documents for repairs and then just not bother to pick it back up or anything. Heaven’s no…

    • Tulip

      The FBI is investigating a break in, but couldn’t bother to investigate USA Gymnastics. Fuck Joe Biden

  15. Nephilium

    It’s a weekend, I’m home and upright, so I’ll kick off the Zoom/Happy Hour/Refuting Entropy at 20:00 Eastern.

    Next weekend I’ll be out of pocket as Friday the girlfriend and I are going to head out for a night out, and Saturday we’re going to be geeking out at the Cleveland Gaming Classic. Free play arcade, retro game room, vendors, game wall, and some potential at checking out some games in development.

  16. Tonio

    The object at the center of the FBI raids which DEG and Count Potato link to above is this alleged diary of Ashley Biden in which she describes inappropriate conduct by her fater, now-president, Joe Biden. I have no idea of the veracity of any of this.

    • The Other Kevin

      Sounds like another case of “a little TOO perfect”, but then again as mentioned above, Hunter’s laptop seemed that way too. Seems like a hand written diary would be hard to verify, although one was reported as stolen, and could you create a convincing fake in under a month?

      • slumbrew

        I said earlier in the week that my reaction to these sorts of things has gone from “that’s tinfoil-hat territory” to “that’s plausible” in a depressingly short period of time.

      • The Other Kevin

        I was just thinking that same thing. Today I had that realization with the pharma companies. They are making big bank on vaccines, and are in position to do so by force of law for every year for eternity. They spend tons on advertising with the corporate press so anything shady will never be reported. This week I saw that blacked-out congressional hearing about ignoring reactions during the vaccine trials. There is no way they aren’t hiding something big, probably multiple somethings.

      • Akira

        They spend tons on advertising with the corporate press so anything shady will never be reported. This week I saw that blacked-out congressional hearing about ignoring reactions during the vaccine trials. There is no way they aren’t hiding something big, probably multiple somethings.

        This has become a standard point of mine when I’m trying to explain why I won’t get the vaccine. The rate and severity of side effects could be much higher, and there’s an extremely strong possibility that it would be ignored by the press and removed from social media as “misinformation”.

      • Tres Cool

        I dont really buy it, either. I may need to adjust my tin-foil, but its the DNC/DOJ/TMITE throwing a senile old fuck under the bus. See also Cuomo.
        Whatever they had planned didnt work, so they’re going to stall in the media and re-group.

      • Count Potato

        If it’s hand written, wouldn’t it be easy to verify?

      • The Other Kevin

        I don’t know. Are handwriting experts still used in court? Maybe it would be easy.

      • Tonio

        Yes, they are. And I don’t know whether they are drug-dog level accurate, or double-blind level accurate. Also, there must be forgers out there somewhere who can fool the experts, and I suspect there is an overlap between the forgers and the experts. [passes ceremonial roll of tinfoil to TOK]

      • Tonio

        There is a whole eco-system of expert witnesses who basically make their money testifying in court. Some of the highest paid are people with both an MD and a JD (law degree).

    • Tres Cool

      Well, he’s certainly no Kennedy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Bigger bombshell for me and maybe I just missed it, but that was published online before the 2020 investigation and Bill Barr opened an investigation into its alleged theft?

      • Ownbestenemy

        *election

  17. trshmnstr the terrible

    Sorry about missing the discussion in the midday thread. Ironically, I was out having lunch with a bunch of patent attorneys.

    • kinnath

      Billable hours right?

  18. Not Adahn

    Twenty-nine dogs at the park this afternoon.

    So much romping.

  19. Tundra

    Good afternoon!

    Thanks for the lynx, Riven, even though I know nothing about gaming.

    I do know, however, that punishing the productive is not a string strategy. But of course that won’t stop the fucking Brandon Brigade.

    Any of you revolver guys use a particular snap cap/dummy round for dry fire/reloading practice. I’m a clumsy retard so I must practice!

    • Count Potato

      If you are trying to improve dexterity, use spent cartridges, it’s more difficult to load than live ammo.

      • Count Potato

        Um, for loading, not firing.

      • Tundra

        Thanks, I’ll use some spent ones for ejecting, but I was thinking snap caps for the speedloaders and dry fire.

      • Count Potato

        You can use whatever you want for the speedloader. Unless it’s a .22, dry firing an empty or spent chamber should not damage the gun. Otherwise, there would be all of these broken centerfire revolvers, because people often miscount how many shots they fired. Although, check with the manufacturer. Using snap caps is fine, but some people are against using them for safety reasons because it’s “loaded” with something. Regardless, never dry fire with the muzzle pointed in an unsafe direction.

  20. Mojeaux

    Dodge drama.

    Our truck would randomly not start up after having been driven somewhere. Turned out to be some PCM thing that only the dealer could fix. Yes, I hear you groaning at the word “dealer”. My husband was quoted $600 via text. He approved this via text. Almost 2 weeks later, it’s done and the final cost is … $1800. So my husband says, “I don’t fucking think so. It’s a goin’-to-Home-Depot truck and I’ll let you keep it before I’ll pay that.” They dodged his calls for over a week. Yesterday (mind you, we’re a month out and we needed the truck during our move, didn’t have it, and had to rent one), the dude finally calls and they can’t come to an agreement, so the dude says, “I’ll eat the labor. Let me find out what the parts cost.” He did not find out because the parts manager was out. Now, look, if he can’t hit a couple of keys on his keyboard and look that up, I’ll eat my hat. So he says, “Why don’t you come get it and we’ll hammer this out Monday?”

    Husband tells me we need to go get the truck and I’m just floored. “Without paying for it? Absolutely not.” “Why not?” I explained what a mechanic’s lien is. He had never heard of such a thing.

    I mean, there is no way anybody could wring $1800 out of that truck. It’s 21 years old and has almost 400,000 miles on it. But don’t think a dealer wouldn’t be enough of a dick to slap one on that truck if we didn’t come up to scratch.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Lovely. I’ll never understand why people choose to be assholes. It isn’t that difficult to treat people the way you’d like to be treated.

    • Tonio

      IANAL. But I believe the lien only becomes a problem if you want to transfer title, including donating to charity.

      That the dude doesn’t have a figure and needs to talk to his manager reeks of bullshit and sets off my alarms. Looks like they’re setting you up for a good cop / bad cop workover.

      • Tonio

        Also, the final cost being triple the estimate without intervening communication is also a warning sign. They should have at least called/texted “hey, it’s going to be $1800 do you still want us to repair it?”

      • Mojeaux

        RIGHT?!!!!

      • The Hyperbole

        I just got stuck for an extra 500$ on a 600$ repair, but at least they called first. It’s a reputable shop that I’ve never had trouble with but I still wonder if they pulled a fast one.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, I know that the lien is triggered by sale or donation. That doesn’t mean I want to live with a lien on my truck.

    • DEG

      Sorry. It does sound like a scam attempt.

  21. Hyperion

    I promise to personally help primary Machin’s pussy ass if he folds like a cheap Chinese lawn chair on the dem’s insane spending. And he’s toing to, it’s a 100% guarantee. 100 fucking percent. Fuck you, Manchin, go live on the same island that Roberts bought and you can both fuck each other in your mealy mouths.

    • Hyperion

      I meant Manchin of course. 7 beers, still pretty good spelling and I wasn’t driving my car 157 mph in a residential area, so there’s that.

      • rhywun

        Jeez, I just crawled out of the recliner from my after-work nap. How’d you fit 7 beers in? Day off?

      • Chafed

        *cough* alcoholism *cough*

  22. ignoreLander

    In celebration of what might be one of my last trips out to get high quality, and maybe interesting and exotic food (due to my imminent jab-firing), I stopped in at the Asian market today for some hondashi, some king and oyster mushrooms, fresh Szechuan peppercorns and ginger root, and some shichimi togarashi and furikaki.

    While there, I saw something that caught my eye and said what the hell. I’m now the proud owner of 1.2 pounds of fresh chicken hearts. I’m a huge fan of offal; tripe, tongue, and liver pate are among my favorite things. But this is an entirely new one to me. I’ve seen several recipes already at the usual suspect sites, but I’d love to know if there are any Glibs out there with preparation suggestions. (BTW: my propane and propane accessories are stashed in the garage due to some ongoing outside work, so that method isn’t available to me).

    • slumbrew

      Too bad, re: the grill – grilled chicken hearts are the bomb.

      I’ll defer to others.

      • ignoreLander

        Grilled chicken hearts sounds epic. One of the recipes I saw somewhere was marinated hearts on skewers, flame grilled to perfection. Damn right I’m going to try that method as soon as I can get my damn grill back where it belongs.

    • Count Potato

      Not asian, but I like them in tomato sauce. Although, I can’t eat them anymore because I have to watch my iron.

      • ignoreLander

        I can’t eat them anymore because I have to watch my iron.

        In my youth I would have said bullshit how can you have too much iron? But several years ago my own elderly dad was getting a check up and when it came time to draw blood they couldn’t get enough. Dr said it was way too much iron and they showed me a drop going in to a vial where it just dropped like a rock. Didn’t think it was possible to have too much of a good thing but there you are.

        We figure it’s because Dad loves spinach, broccoli, and red meat.

    • Tulip

      Dirty rice?

      • Tulip

        Suthen probably has a good recipe for dirty rice

      • The Hyperbole

        Onions, peppers, something, something, capful of Zatarain’s crab boil, something, something…

      • ignoreLander

        Holy cow, I didn’t realize hearts or gizzards in general are used in dirty rice but I just looked it up and sure enough. I’d put aside half the hearts for that purpose, except that I’m cutting out carbs starting YESTERDAY(!). However, when I ease them back into my diet, I’ll keep that fact in mind….

      • Mojeaux

        Mmmm gizzards nom nom nom

      • Ownbestenemy

        I just roasted a carcass along with the innards and then made another 16 cups of broth. Last batch I did was an all day stock and it is all thick and gooey goodness.

        Innards and carrots in that cook went to the dogs for being so darn cute. I do no sodium stocks/broths

      • Tulip

        Me too. Stock is an ingredient, salt later.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        WORD!!!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Chicken livers for dirty rice…

    • DEG

      I’ve never prepared chicken hearts.

      I have eaten a lot of them at Brazilian BBQs. Whatever the folks at those restaurants do, chicken hearts are delicious.

    • l0b0t

      I can’t stand them, but whenever mom made fried chicken, dad always scarfed down the fried hearts and gizzards first.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I love innards. Livers, gizzards, hearts…

      • Tulip

        When I buy whole chickens, I sometimes make pate from the liver. And sometimes fry the heart and gizzard. There used to be a drive in in my hometown that offered a bucket of fried gizzards. Always my dad’s favorite.

      • l0b0t

        Organ meats, acorn squash, butternut squash, and octopus are really the only things I won’t eat.

      • ignoreLander

        Octopus? The sweet delicious meat? Are you including calamari (squid) in that? And Ink for black pasta?

        Taste belongs to each of us, but my man…. You’re missing some good stuff….

      • l0b0t

        Octopus is delicious, but for me, it’s ethical; they are too smart for me to want to kill. I love squid though and will eat my weight in fried calamari.

      • ignoreLander

        but for me, it’s ethical; they are too smart for me to want to kill

        Well you’ve hit upon one of my weak points. Once a year or so, I vow to give up pork. I can’t stand it, because pigs are sweet, intelligent, loyal creatures, on par with dogs. In my mind of I eat a pig I should be able to eat a dog, which I would never do. It’s just so damn easy to buy pork, and it’s so freaking delicious. This is try number 4,371: I’m quitting pork. They don’t deserve to be eaten.

      • ignoreLander

        l0b0t, same here, while us kids enjoyed the fried chicken, our parents would be savoring the gizzards. I never understood. Then as I came of age, slowly I started to dig it too, and now that I’ve hit middle age, I’ll be damned if I didn’t turn into my parents re: chicken gizzards, okra, tabasco sauce, pickles, and a hundred other things.

    • ignoreLander

      OK for my first attempt, I think I’ve decided I’m going to marinate them in an aioli/olive oil mixture, then broil them in the oven on skewers.

      Whether they turn out well, or they suck, this is only my first attempt out of many. I’m fascinated by a highly nutritious organ meat, that’s also very affordable, and can adapt to so many flavors. If I end up in the poor house due to the jab, it might be the best thing I have going for me for a while….

  23. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    So the sea bass now have a purpose, but do they have a sole?

    • Mojeaux

      That was a crappie pun.

      • ignoreLander

        OK you both get de-MER-its for that.

        F*ck I just pulled something horribly doing that backbend. I apologize to you all — it was nice knowing you and I’ll show myself out now.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Ouch. Your barb makes me shad.

      • Mojeaux

        Don’t be so gar damned sad about it.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Easy for you to say from up on your perch.

      • Mojeaux

        Just trying to get some sun.

      • ignoreLander

        Damn dude, that’s the worst thing to come down the pike in a while.

      • Ownbestenemy

        At that point just grab your cat and let it piranha lap.

      • db

        I laughed myself horse at the way you managed to switch animal types there–gives me a great feline.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Sun breem, on my shoulders,

        makes me happy!

  24. UnCivilServant

    Dammit!

    I am STILL on the bridge for fixing this box. Of course we use ancient software no one kept the media for and we need to reinstall it.

    • UnCivilServant

      At this rate I’ll get all of next week off.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yay, tweleve hour day after yesterday’s sixteen hour day.

  25. creech

    Just on the news regarding that truck driver (Durr) in NJ who upended the Senate Democrat leader: (Sweeney): Durr said some “hateful” stuff about Muslims (“Muhammad was a pedophile”) and Veep Harris (“she was picked because of her race and gender”). The easily offended are making the usual demands , etc. etc. I guess the Dems just couldn’t find enough or manufacture enough ballots to have Durr lose on a recount.

    • B.P.

      Should’ve assembled their opposition research earlier if they wanted to bring down Herr Durr.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He probably would have won by a larger margin…

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Uh, didn’t Biden himself say he was going to pick a “woman of color”? How is Durr’s statement even controversial? Rhetorical question.

    • C. Anacreon

      I guess calling someone who had a bride that was, what, seven years old, a pedophile is hateful. And the fact that Biden said his running mate had to be a black female makes it hateful to say K was picked because of her race and gender?

      It makes you wonder why anyone would run for office against a Democrat, your life will be endless scrutiny, and you better not have ever coughed at the wrong moment in your past, or you’ll be hung out to dry.

      • Chafed

        Hi-larious. I’m glad to see Murphy is in no way chastened by just barely winning reelection.

      • Sean

        He didn’t win. Cocksucker cheated.

      • Chafed

        Then he didn’t do it very well.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Well he is dangerous to established politicians.

      • ignoreLander

        Words of wisdom from a criminal who had to cheat to steal an elected office:

        This guy who is apparently winning is a dangerous guy

        Uh huh. Fuck you.

        I want to be unequivocal. I do not welcome this in any way, shape or form

        I’d lose a little sleep tonight if I knew you welcomed it. As it stands, I feel warm and fuzzy knowing you fear for your grift and corruption. Oh and also? Fuck you.

    • Urthona

      Well she actually was picked because of her race and gender and the Democratic party freely admitted this.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Id occupy here…IYKWIMAITYD

      • Ownbestenemy

        Fuck..her

        Greee. Not here, her

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        But before you do you will have to acknowledge that you are about to occupy territory previously held by Bob, Steve, Juan, and that one time in college by Barbara…

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is what it is.

  26. Ownbestenemy

    So the employee that had my position (manager) for 6 months on detail is being a complete little bitch. I get it, you were passed up. But I am better. Besides, in a couple of months you will have the spot when I am fired. Get over it.

    Past 10 years he has always been self starter, go get’em type of worker but since I have taken over, its “Im not doing anything unless told”. Fuck I hate people.

    • Tundra

      There are two people in my company. One too many.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I get it in a way. I have been passed over but I buckled down and sought out people and training I needed to get where I wanted to be.

  27. Suthenboy

    Re: Taxes. Let’s go Brandon, indeed.

    Assuming (generously and implausibly) that this shitbird commie, Poopie Joe, is not making a deliberate effort to completely destroy the economy and impoverish the American people. If he were, what would he do differently?
    How far can we be pushed?

    • Ownbestenemy

      If we all had security in our jobs…they could probably push all of this without a rah rah online. Deny the job(s) and push it….who the fuck knows.