¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Nov 16, 2021 | Daily Links | 335 comments

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Last week I managed to catch the Old Man and SP as they passed through town.  So we got together for dinner and they asked me to pick a place.  Given their dietary proclivities I found a Lebanese place.  I never thought I would order something called “The Beirut Special” with a straight face.

Or if I did I would at least expect it would come served by a shemaugh wearing maniac with an AK.

 

Now for some links!

On one side of Mexico:  Detentions of migrants remain on their downtrend for the third straight month.  I’m sure the real numbers will come out next year after Judicial Watch sues ICE.  On the other side of Mexico, they’re protesting a court ruling…with guns.

I like how they say “Cuban Government” rather than specifying “Cuban Army”.

Alien conspiracy is not just an American phenomenon.

I’d vote for this guy if I could:

Nationally, the Trotskyist Leftist Worker Front (FIT) won the third largest share of the votes, but it was the sudden rise of the far-right libertarian Liberty Advances party that dominated local coverage of the results.

The party’s wild-haired leader, Javier Milei, has refused to be vaccinated against Covid, denies climate change is real, and describes himself as a “lion”.

Milei rose to fame last year with on-air boasts of his sexual prowess, eventually converting media notoriety into votes and peeling away support from Together for Change, the conservative party of former president Mauricio Macri, who hopes to return to the presidency in 2023.

“Free souls; thank you for your roar,” Milei said after wining 17% of the vote in the capital city of Buenos Aires – previously unheard of for a third party in the nation’s capital. “This is a historic event. Being a liberal is no longer shameful in Argentina.”

I can’t top that one, so here’s a tune.

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335 Comments

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Being a liberal is no longer shameful in Argentina.

    I’d like to see American journalists try to wrap their brains around this particular statement.

    • Chafed

      Most wouldn’t know it’s a reference to classical liberal.

      • C. Anacreon

        They also refer to libertarians as being “far-right”?

    • rhywun

      “That’s our word!”

      The quoted text is peak Guardian. ?

      • KSuellington

        We are taking it back liberal as you mistreated it so badly. Look at how filthy you’ve made it!

  2. Animal

    Farmers in that area are demanding to remain part of Chiapas state and have vowed to resist plans to redraw boundary lines that will put them in neighboring Chiapas state.

    Huh?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s Chiapas, no matter which way you turn, it sucks.

      • C. Anacreon

        Chiapas really chaps your ass.

        (there’s a song lyric there somewhere)

    • The Other Kevin

      This is my state Chiapas, and my other state Chiapas.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        +2 Daryls

    • Tonio

      Darn your nimble claws!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Its AP. We’re lucky they spelled Chalupa correctly.

    • Hyperion

      One of them Chaipas.

    • Hyperion

      No matter, I bet their weed was Michoacan. Back in the days long past, after all the Acapulco Gold Rush thing, any time someone had some weed and would say it’s Mexican. You would ask ‘What kind of Mexican?’. And the answer would always be Michoacan. One of them Michoacans, man.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Made famous from the ‘Sister Mary Elephant’ bit.

        “Your students sure seem well informed, Sister.”

        “Thank you SGT Stadanko.”

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    As the Sun’s first rays appear over the horizon, the members, in fairy-tale-like garments, chant their personal “emissions” – a ritual invocation of cosmic forces that fills the air with a collective drone.

    Dude, that’s like every Saturday for me.

  4. The Other Kevin

    I hope that guy wins, I’d love to see a H&H episode featuring his mane.

  5. Rebel Scum

    a Lebanese place

    I like girls too.

  6. Ozymandias

    “Free souls; thank you for your roar,” Milei said after wining 17% of the vote in the capital city of Buenos Aires – previously unheard of for a third party in the nation’s capital. “This is a historic event. Being a liberal is no longer shameful in Argentina.”

    This might be the feel-good Link of the Year!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I want to import the guy just for that doo.

      • Ozymandias

        Given our “issues” with The Hair (from TOS), and the temperament of our very own “Hair” (and his chapeau compatriot), I’d just say… that we should be very cautious about our follicle fetishizing.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Its 2021, reckless is the name of the game.

      • juris imprudent

        How dare you leave out The Hair that walks like a Man.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Ahem.

        That’s The Hair That Walks Like A Man™, if you please (though I gotta admit that I’m stoked that somebody here on Glibs actually remembered my reference to Our Dear Leader, Justin the Lesser Trudeau).

      • juris imprudent

        I didn’t want to infringe the TM.

  7. Tonio

    “Farmers in that area are demanding to remain part of Chiapas state and have vowed to resist plans to redraw boundary lines that will put them in neighboring Chiapas state.”

    That’s some excellent reportificaton there, AP.

  8. Rebel Scum

    This story has been lurking beneath the waves, but I’d say it has teeth.

    A shark advice has been issued for Thompson Bay off Rottnest Island, with a number of sharks feeding on a whale carcass this morning. Swimmers have been ordered out of the water with local beaches closed by rangers. See the story tonight at 6 on 7NEWS.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s a whale of a tale.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You’re gonna put Swiss into a frenzy.

      • Tundra

        We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

      • Swiss Servator

        *thrashes about, narrowing gaze*

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, now don’t start to blubber.

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm, makes one ponder how a hammerhead shark would give a narrowed gaze.

      • C. Anacreon

        Doesn’t matter. To them everything looks like a nail.

    • Animal

      What porpoise could this possibly serve?

    • Ownbestenemy

      So this is what happened to Moby, that dick

      • Animal

        This is getting to be Ahabit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is clear we are Swissy’s white whale

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      There is something fishy about that story…

    • Shpip

      Thompson Bay off Rottnest Island, with a number of sharks feeding on a whale carcass

      The carcass may make it a rotten island, but I refuse to believe it’s the Rottnest.

    • KSuellington

      Dear Ms. Shark,

      I never thought this would happen to me but just the other night…

  9. Shpip

    “They’ve taken the bread from our mouths, they’ve stepped on our heads with taxes and regulations.”

    Sounds like something cribbed from the Declaration of Independence. Obviously, a right-wing insurrectionist.

  10. Tundra

    17% is amazing for a libertarian! And that glorious hair!

  11. Sensei

    Apologies for the early OT – I’ve got to jump to conference call.

    FBI Tracks Threats Against Teachers, School-Board Members

    WASHINGTON—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has set up a process to track threats against school-board members and teachers, moving to implement a Justice Department directive that some law-enforcement officials and Republican lawmakers say could improperly target parents protesting local education policies.

    The heads of the FBI’s criminal and counterterrorism divisions instructed agents in an Oct. 20 memo to flag all assessments and investigations into potentially criminal threats, harassment and intimidation of educators with a “threat tag,” which the officials said would allow them to evaluate the scope of the problem.

    The internal email asks FBI agents to consider the motivation behind any criminal activity and whether it potentially violates federal law. Agents should tag such threats “EDUOFFICIALS” to better track them, according to the memo, which was reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Again, how is this even remotely a federal issue?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well when your financial nut holders squeeze you tend to jump

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      You mean all this “domestic terrorist” kerfuffle was just cover for a program they’ve been working on putting together for months? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

    • The Other Kevin

      Of course. States disavowed the national school board association, and they walked back their memo, but there was zero chance the FBI was going to give up a prime opportunity like this.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Right? And pass up gathering information on more Americans under a dubious claim they can state was a valid state action?

      • The Other Kevin

        It reminds me a lot of the Russian collusion thing. Start with a flimsy excuse they basically made up, use it to start a surveillance program, and forge on even after the flimsy excuse has been disproven.

      • Drake

        Right after this, they’ll investigate Antifa.

    • rhywun

      How is anyone taking this seriously? “Threats to teachers”?! Are they even listening to themselves?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Thcrew you guyth! We’re goin’ hoam!

  12. Rebel Scum

    Check your privilege, whitey.

    An English teacher in Montgomery County Public Schools — the largest school district in Maryland — told students to take a “white privilege test” before reading a book that addresses themes of racism and police brutality.

    Ninth-grade English students at Sherwood High School were given pre-reading questions for the book “All American Boys” on Monday, Nov. 8, according to a file reviewed by the Daily Caller. The questions linked directly to a Vox article titled “what it means to be anti-racist” and a test called the “white privilege test.” The Vox article promoted the work of “anti-racist” scholar and author Ibram X. Kendi.

    The “white privilege test” was adapted by “research on white privilege” from anti-racist activist Peggy McIntosh, according to the test. Students were told to answer “yes or no” to 25 statements.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s not CRT though, because it’s not a college class.

    • Mustang

      Yet another reason to ask why we even bother with public schooling? Any idiot with a Facebook account can link to a derpy Vox quiz, why do I need to pay someone to do that?

      Are we really teaching kids using tabloids as a source? That’s how far gone we are? Maybe I should just use Buzzfeed to teach my kids 23 different things that will blow their mind.

      Yes I know there’s a lot more to unpack here.

      • Sean

        Maybe I should just use Buzzfeed to teach my kids 23 different things that will blow their mind.

        lol

    • Count Potato

      “scholar”

      Should be in quotes.

      • ignoreLander

        Oh sorry Potato, I unwittingly pipped your joke….

      • Count Potato

        Just don’t bogart those ass drugs, my friend.

    • Chafed

      One of very few good things to come from the pandemic is parents finding out what their children are actually taught. There is a reason public school enrollment is dropping.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Remember Auntie Mame (film or novel) and her nephew’s Fish Families lesson? (Ted will.) “…Articles by civic leaders and an outraged clergy that all seemed to begin, ‘Mother, What Is Your Child Being Taught?'”

      • Ted S.

        Remember Auntie Mame (film or novel) and her nephew’s Fish Families lesson? (Ted will.)

        +1 Roz Russell

        (His Girl Friday, however, is better.)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        +2 yogurt time

      • Chafed

        I don’t remember that but I have a vague memory of Auntie Mame making sure she educated the kid.

    • ignoreLander

      The Vox article promoted the work of “anti-racist” scholar and author Ibram X. Kendi.

      The scare quotes should extend around “scholar and author” as well.

      • Chafed

        He’s no scholar, at least not as I understand the word. Why do you question “author?” I assume he didn’t hire a ghost writer to produce his trash.

    • KSuellington

      Peggy McIntosh, one of the original purveyors of the white “privilege” narrative and one of the top 1% of the most privileged to ever walk the planet. Talk about progjection.

  13. Zwak, sensual panzer

    If the Lebanon special didn’t come with your choice of a UZI or RPG then I am disappoint.

    • KSuellington

      And a nice piece of that lovely blond hash…

      • Not Adahn

        Was it at least served by someone wearing a Toledo Mud Hens hat?

  14. Rebel Scum

    No respect.

    On Monday evening, even as Chinese dictator Xi Jinping was holding a virtual summit with President Joe Biden, Chinese warplanes once again entered Taiwan’s Air Defense Identification Zone (ADIZ). It was the 14th such intrusion since the beginning of November.

    Monday’s event was much smaller than the enormous Chinese military flights that raised tensions in the region last month. According to Taiwan’s Ministry of National Defense (MND), this time it was two of China’s Shenyang J-11 fighters, two Chengdu J-10 fighters, one Shaanxi Y-8 electronic intelligence turboprop, and one Shaanxi Y-8 configured for electronic warfare.

    • Count Potato

      Make it legal to shoot looters?

      • DEG

        Apropos

        To begin with, he attested, he’d grown up in Montana at the turn of the century and—presumably because everybody always had a gun somewhere near at hand—he’d never heard one grownup call another a sonofabitch or anything even remotely like it. Contrast that with the casually vile manner in which individuals relate to each other every day in New York City, which effectively outlawed personal weaponry in 1917.

        Then there was an incident he described in which, for no reason in particular, a lowlife we’d refer to in these morally enfeebled times as “homeless” pulled up a tenderly-nurtured pear sapling in somebody’s front yard, and that somebody shot the sonofabitch dead. One gathered that there wasn’t even an inquest, since it was an obvious demise from natural causes: in well-armed Montana at the turn of the century, it was only natural for somebody to ventilate you if you ruined their property.

        The fastidiously faint-of-spine today (yes, we have our share of them in the Libertarian movement) might not like it, but that act of mindless vandalism lived on in this old man’s memory for 70-odd years precisely because—in well-armed Montana at the turn of the century—it was the only act of vandalism he ever saw. And it was the only act of vandalism, not because people back then possessed a mysterious quality of character we don’t possess today (a claim conservatives are stupidly fond of making), but because it was the custom of the day to let character express itself—if appropriate, in a hailstorm of hot lead.

      • nw

        From the article:

        “property is life. Local television anchor-people with six figure salaries may have difficulty
        understanding this, but most folks exchange major segments of their mortal expectancy
        —and indenture themselves to lending institutions—simply to come by the basic amenities
        of civilized existence, say, a house or a car.”

        I have stated before, not entirely in jest, that there’s
        no moral difference between wasting my time and
        killing me. Either way, you are depriving me of a
        portion of my lifespan. The difference is one of
        degree, not fundamentally of kind.

    • Rebel Scum

      The kid is going to get railroaded and the left will riot anyway.

      • Suthenboy

        This. These kinds of shitbirds can only be dealt with one way and that way is not appeasement.

    • B.P.

      Dude wearing a hat emblazoned with “Shoot Your Local Pedophile”.

  15. Pope Jimbo

    The Trifecta

    1) I’m still stewing about Tundra getting a shout out from Fourscore. All he did was send out emails! I pioneered the Glib discovery of the Honey Harvest. It is like Chris Columbus stealing Leif Erickson’s glory all over again.

    2) Tundra has no ability to not listen to those songs, so I’m sure he’ll be in the fetal position in a few minutes

    3) Wheel of Time will start this Friday! You Dune fan bois don’t have rap songs do you?

    • slumbrew

      3) Wheel of Time will start this Friday! You Dune fan bois don’t have rap songs do you?

      I’ll start cringing on your behalf now.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Ain’t no party like a fork root tea party!!

        The whole attraction for WOT is if they will be able to torture viewers like the books did.

      • slumbrew

        I think I bailed after The Fires of Heaven. I don’t regret that at all.

    • Tundra

      1) Hah!

      2) Wrong!

      3) Huh?

    • Chafed

      Sounds like someone could use a goblet of sacramental wine.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Wow, look at that braid puller.

    • Fourscore

      Fourscore on November 16, 2021 at 3:45 pm

      Sorry, the dumplings are gone, your chicken is but a memory. A retroactive shout out to my really great friend, uh,uh,uh, oh, Jimbo!

      And thanks for your gift of books and electronics, oh so many months ago. I really enjoyed your visit in my time of need.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m not really mad. I just like to yank Tundra’s chain.

      • Ownbestenemy

        OnlyFans link?!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Pullleaze! Tundra isn’t worthy to lick the latex bodysuit of my gimp.

      • Surly Knott

        Is ‘gimp’ the next step up the career ladder for orphans who survive the monocle mines?

      • MikeS

        I always assumed you were the gimp.

      • Tundra

        Definitely not licking that!

    • slumbrew

      I’m assuming he ended up with F-you money. Which is nice.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He did!

      • Chafed

        Do we have any numbers? My memory is his settlement was confidential.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        846 OTTOMH? How accurate was I?

      • cyto

        What I have heard is it is not all that much. Barnes represents some of the other kids, and he intimates that it was not a large amount of cash, but that was never the entire point.

      • MikeS

        I’m not sure if I am remembering right, but didn’t one of the BlueCheck employees of one the sued outlets “brag” that it was only $100K or something?

  16. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Minneapolis on the hook for $111M for police misconduct claims.

    The study estimates the city will pay out about $15 million per year through 2025 for its general liability claims. And that assumes the largest claims — more than $2 million — won’t be settled and paid until after 2025.

    Minneapolis is self-insured, so legal settlements are paid out of city funds.

    The city had been averaging about $7 million per year in projected losses since 2015, but that figure jumped to $24 million in 2017, and then skyrocketed to $111 million last year. That’s 10 times what used to be in a bad year for the city.

    The amount needed to settle all outstanding general liability claims against the city increased from $43 million to $119 million by the end of last year, primarily due to MPD officer-misconduct claims associated with the protests and riots following Floyd’s death. The city settled with Floyd’s family for a historic $27 million this year.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Oh, and don’t forget this cost….

      Meanwhile, the city is also paying out big bucks due to an increase in workers’ comp claims, primarily post-traumatic stress disorder claims by police employees.

      The city had been averaging about $10 million in projected workers’ comp payouts annually since 2015. That figure jumped to $29 million last year, largely driven by police employee claims, according to the study.

      The city averaged 169 police workers’ comp claims from 2014 to 2019; that number spiked to 370 in 2020.

      • Chafed

        That’s some fine governance Lou.

    • Hyperion

      LOL! Maybe the best Donald I’ve ever heard.

      • hayeksplosives

        Not the voice I’d have expected to come out of that face!!

        Good job.

    • waffles

      Yeah no. What the fuck.

    • Hyperion

      The Biden Admin has a cabinet spot for that dude, Child Welfare Czar?

      • juris imprudent

        Not an Under Secretary of Education, Legal Emancipation for Sexual Services?

    • Fourscore

      Which? Art or fight? I’d take Tyson both on the art and fight.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I would, but only if it was meth’d up Biden vs. regular Tyson. Or Tyson was somehow Harrison Bergeron’d. Otherwise it be over in one punch. Hunter needs to be able to suffer for at least a couple of rounds to make it satisfying.

      • Fourscore

        Hunter shows up with a borrowed pool chain and bike lock, he has learned well.

      • hayeksplosives

        But did he remember to leave the straight razor in the rain barrel to get it rusty?

      • Count Potato

        OK, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be the first time Tyson had to beat a crackhead.

  17. Rebel Scum

    *shocked face*

    Speaking at a press conference on Monday, Boris Johnson said the concept of what constitutes “full vaccination” will need to be adjusted – and said that getting a third jab would become part of that.

    “It’s very clear that getting three jabs – getting your booster – will become an important fact and it will make life easier for you in all sorts of ways, and we will have to adjust our concept of what constitutes a full vaccination to take account of that,” he said. “And I think that is increasingly obvious.

    “The booster massively increases your protection – it takes it right back up to over 90%. As we can see from what’s happening, the two jabs sadly do start to wane, so we’ve got to be responsible and we’ve got to reflect that fact in the way we measure what constitutes full vaccination.”

    Jabs now. Jabs tomorrow. Jabs forever!

      • limey

        I’m feeling very much inclined that way ?

    • Translucent Chum

      Uh. If it wanes after two, what exactly do they think will happen after #3?

      • limey

        You will become a true believer!

        /Mola Ram

      • Chafed

        Exactly. Perhaps when 3 becomes 4 some of the believers will become skeptics.

      • C. Anacreon

        It will become like shaving razors. Two blades become three, then four, then five…

  18. Toxteth O'Grady

    Lebanese food: nom!

    • limey

      It bears a striking resemblance to many other national and regional cuisines from across the Mediterranean, North Africa and the Levant. I think the best one I’ve been to was nominally Palestinian. My apologies if any of the proceeds of that business ended up being scattered across the sky by the IRON DOME®️. It was good.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sailors always did have more fun than farmers.

      • UnCivilServant

        Scurvy, sharks, and saltwater.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Rum, sodomy, …?

      • limey

        The lash?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I can’t marry you if you’re going to be Captain Obvious!

      • limey

        That looks good.

  19. Pope Jimbo

    Rise up fatties! You have nothing to lose but your chips!

    But I had massive blind spots. I didn’t understand the extent of my privilege as a white, straight-size woman. I looked at the world so critically, yet I didn’t think to challenge our ideas of body size. The morality, the goodness we assign to thinness; the supreme failure we associate with fat. The assumption that only thin, angular bodies are healthy, and that soft, round, warm bodies are at death’s door.

    I put down the book with the haunted, haunting author.

    And that’s when, in some sort of afternoon fugue state, looking online for another way, I found a “body trust” questionnaire. The questions were things I’d never asked myself before:

    How did you lose trust with your body?
    What experiences impacted your ability to feel at home in your body?
    Have you ever blamed [the diets] or have you always blamed yourself?
    How has your body helped you survive in the world?
    What would be possible if you decided your body wasn’t the problem?

    A long list of questions like these, inviting me to think, to critique, to use those critical skills I was so proud of. To understand how I’d been duped.

    From these teachers, I learned the science that shows diets fail over 90 percent of the time. I learned diet and wellness organizations make billions a year based on that fact. I learned that there is little evidence that fat is actually the killer that health care and public policy has portrayed it to be, and anti-fat bias may have the most disastrous impact on health. I learned that our body size is as random and unique as our shoe size or height and equally as uncontrollable.

    And then, I remembered that my body was hungry because it was keeping me alive.

    • rhywun

      straight-size

      Is that some new gender I’ve never heard of?

      • Chafed

        Lol. Give it time…

      • limey

        The destruction of language continues apace with a contrived piece of nonsense that would appear to correlate sexual orientation with bulk.

      • Rat on a train

        cissize?

    • Mojeaux

      Meh. The struggle is real. It’s just how you think of it. I’ve been um. fat. my whole life [insert sob story here] but I do NOT want to see this “fat acceptance” movement. I do not think anybody WANTS to be fat and the fight to normalize it takes hope away.

      I had a very naturally skinny friend 10 years my senior who couldn’t gain weight no matter what, who would say, “Why can’t you just put down your fork?” Well, it’s reductive and sounds easy, but not EASY. Her mother was very overweight. She just couldn’t understand how her mother could let herself get that way.

      She’s not the only friend who asked me that, either. Another one (from an entirely different friend group) lectured me constantly.

      Anyway, both my friends hit menopause. I didn’t say a word. I just let them struggle. To my surprise, they both apologized to me.

      I know I’m responsible for my weight. I spent half my life not having the right tool, however, and getting the right tool is half the battle. You know that saying, you can’t outrun a bad diet? Yeah, tried that. That doesn’t work for very long, either. But then someone clued me in to Dr. Atkins. I credit Dr. Atkins with saving my life.

      • rhywun

        My manopause must have hit around 32-ish because that’s when I started to get fat.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        You look slimmish from here, lass. Perhaps after effort.

        Twentieth birthday present: freshman fifteen.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, I lost about 25 pounds my freshman year. I had to walk or bike everywhere, but the real gift that kept on taking was the cafeteria food. It was yummy. And by yummy I mean lots of protein and a killer salad bar. I unintentionally ate almost exclusively low carb because that was what I preferred to eat. Yeah, I ate carbs, but I walked or biked those off.

        I noticed neither what I was eating nor my weight loss nor that everything became so much easier for me.

        So I’m walking by a plate glass window one day and I see that the butt of my jeans is down to my knees and I started laughing at how ridiculous I looked, but I was so happy because I finally got a clue.

      • prolefeed

        I figure between 100 and 1,000 more repetitions of something along the lines of “You look sexy and totally f***able”, and my wife will finally internalize that I actually mean it, that I like her curves.

      • Mojeaux

        That’s a good hubby. Keep at it.

    • Chafed

      I guess diabetes, heart attacks, and increased susceptibility to COVID-19 isn’t a thing. You go girl.

  20. grrizzly

    Just got an email from a guy from another company I’m collaborating with. He says, paraphrasing, “my due date was supposed to be in early December but the doctors made a decision to induce today.” Is this how men now talk about their wives or girlfriends going into labor?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Maybe re paternity leave.

      • Sensei

        I had similar thoughts.

      • grrizzly

        Must be it. A colleague of his did take a paternity leave several months ago. But that guy never referred to his due date.

    • rhywun

      Men have babies too, you know.

      • Chafed

        Ladymen or Menladies? I find this stuff confusing.

    • Brochettaward

      Carrying The First That Will Change Everything has changed my perspective some. I have seen the bigotry directed at me as a birthing person with a penis.

      I do not have a due date yet.

      • EvilSheldon

        So will The First pop out of your ass, or your urethra? Enquiring minds and all…

    • straffinrun

      “Oh, so how long have you been constipated?”

    • Fourscore

      She’s American as my wife is.

    • rhywun

      To be fair, they’re probably right that there was a lot of “disappointment” – and you can lay that directly at the feet of outfits like NPR who have done as much as anybody to stir up all the racial nonsense that’s infected America lately.

    • whiz

      You know NPR has really screwed the pooch when an MSNBC contributor chastises them.

  21. Mojeaux

    Garage door repairman was here a bit ago. I told him about the door we put on our old house and how much it cost. He said, “That was a while ago because prices have skyrocketed.”

    I said, “Let’s go, Brandon, amiright?!”

    He was not amused. He said, “No, the other one. FJB.”

    • Fourscore

      Anything with labor costs seems to really have skyrocketed. I’ve had a few things getting ready for winter, things I would normally have done myself. I’m waiting for the last one, install a gas stove, labor and parts were more than the new stove and a 6 week wait. Seems to be a seller’s market for service people.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        We’re about halfway through the house renvo and it’s been very difficult finding even the basic supplies. Gang boxes, breakers, and pvc conduit are wiped out in some stores while others have this and that. I ended up having to drive to 5 different big box stores to piece together my list.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Let go, Brandon!

      • Mojeaux

        Right?!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Editor eye FTW.

  22. Winston

    https://www.npr.org/2021/11/15/1055849927/india-air-pollution-new-delhi-city-wide-lockdown

    India’s Supreme Court is calling for a lockdown in the capital, New Delhi. It’s because of a health emergency, but it’s not about COVID-19. It’s about air pollution.

    At a hearing Monday, justices ordered authorities to halt all nonessential travel on roads in the national capital region. They also told them to close offices in the area, shifting tens of millions of people to work from home.

    It’s unclear if or when such a lockdown would take effect, or how long it might last. Delhi’s air quality appeared to ease slightly Monday. The AQI is now in the low 400s on a 500-point scale. Last week, it was off the charts in some areas.

    Delhi’s chief minister has indicated his willingness to impose a pollution-related lockdown but has said it would have minimal effect without similar measures from neighboring states. Officials from the states of Punjab, Haryana and Uttar Pradesh plan to hold meetings Tuesday.

    Ready for climate lockdowns? Like how their Supreme Court is calling for it. Judicial activism for the win!

    • Mojeaux

      FTA

      was empirically treated with ivermectin

      Horse medicine! OH NOEZ!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You’re here, aren’t you?

      • LJW

        Touché

  23. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    It’s “Tear My Hair Out Tuesday”. I’ve been asking for a link to a Flickr album for 3 fucking days to complete the setup of a web page. Then, after total silence, I get an email: “can we go livve today?”

    Fuck. Off.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      The National Anti-Scheizze Porn Association of Germany and Austria (NASPAGA)?

      • LJW

        Naspaga sounds like some sort of pasta

    • Urthona

      I was a bit surprised to find they’re only at 65% vaccinated.

      They seem like a higher government trust society.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I read (on BBC site?) that they and Japan tend pro-cash. How long ago was that?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (er, Austria)

      • rhywun

        I’m not, at least in the case of Germany’s 68%.

        They also don’t trust credit cards or those Google vans driving around and taking pictures (a couple examples that come to mind). And they have a libertarianish political party that gets the kind of support the LP could only dream of.

      • Urthona

        cool

      • prolefeed

        Given their history in the mid-1990s, I’m not surprised that a lot of people there aren’t particularly trusting of an authoritarian government pushing them to take unknown substances into their bodies.

      • DEG

        On one of my trips to Germany, a friend of mine who was on a business trip to Amsterdam joined me for a few days.

        I explained to him about Germans and credit cards. Carry cash. It went in one ear and out the other as he tried several times to pay with a credit card at places that took cash only.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Heh. We learned that lesson in Germany back in the 90s, although acquiring cash back then was also difficult if you were a foreigner (we carried AMEX cheques, which were better than nothing but not nearly as liquid as we’d been led to believe). France was much better, ’cause the French love their ATMs and technology, and had already gone all-in on debit cards by ’96 or so. The Netherlands was somewhere in-between.

        Last trip to Europe (2019), ATMs that recognized our debit cards were everywhere, and life was easy.

      • Ted S.

        Is the FDP really that libertarian?

      • rhywun

        I can’t say for sure. More so than any of the other major parties.

  24. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    My dad’s house has one of those glass electric stovetops. I need to roast some peppers. I may just roast them over the gas fireplace, fukkit.

    • ignoreLander

      My dad’s house has one of those glass electric stovetops. I need to roast some peppers.

      My house has those too. I hate ’em. I looked into what it would cost to run gas to the kitchen and it just wasn’t wroth it. When I need to roast, if I can’t do it in the oven, I fill up my chimney lighter and that works pretty well.

    • Mojeaux

      I have one of those now. I hate cooking on electric and would like a gas stove, but if I have to have electric, I like the glass top just because of how easy it is to clean.

      I too have a gas fireplace.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        One thing I didn’t realize (not that I had a choice as to which oven was in the rental) is that you can’t pressure can on glass cooktops.

      • Mojeaux

        I have noticed mine tends to run cool. For instance, I can put the large burner on 8 (10 being high) and it doesn’t give me the same result as on my electric at my old house. 8 was boiling-over hot, while here, I have to push it all the way to high to get boiling water and even then it’s a low rolling boil.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        My stovetop runs hot (even a 3 or 4 can get to a vigorous boil), but takes forever to get to temperature. My oven runs cold, which makes baking a pain in the ass.

        Overall, the glass countertop feels like driving a boat compared to the electric burner feeling like a school bus and a gas burner feeling like a sports car.

      • DEG

        I’ve cooked on both electric and gas. I prefer gas, but I can deal with electric.

        The glass cook-top is easy to clean.

        Natural gas isn’t an option where I live. Propane means work that I don’t want to do or pay for.

      • Not Adahn

        Glass smoothtops do not work well in houses with cats.

      • Mojeaux

        Our cats don’t get on the countertops. They get broken of that very quickly in our house.

        A little spritz with the spray bottle goes a long way.

    • The Hyperbole

      No oven? an electric element on broil should do the trick.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I’ll give the broiler a try, but I have done it that way before and I wasn’t thrilled with the results. Not enough char. But the oven here is fancy, so maybe it’ll do better than the crappy oven I tried last time.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      In the glorious future our leaders have planned for us, we’ll all get to know the joys of electric stoves.

      • C. Anacreon

        Yes, we were able to replace a gas stove in our in-law apartment, but soon new gas stoves will be illegal in California. Then we’ll all be able to cook with the reliable power of wind!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Let me guess, there’s an exemption for high end restaurants that are frequented by politicians.

      • Count Potato

        There better be an exemption for all restaurants.

        Well, there shouldn’t such a stupid law in the first place.

    • db

      Toaster oven?

  25. Winston

    https://brownstone.org/articles/how-fanatics-took-over-the-world/

    The lockdowners, over the course of 15 years, had worn out the opposition. Lavish funding, attrition of wisdom within public health, and ideological fanaticism prevailed.

    As with almost every revolution in history, a small minority of crazy people with a cause prevailed over the humane rationality of multitudes.

    I find this line interesting. Until the lockdowns Tucker would have dismissed these fears as insane alt-right bigoted paranoia. Doesn’t really fit in with the creative destruction, dynamism and innovation talk.

    When people catch on, the fires of vengeance will burn very hot.

    I’m hoping to see it “catch on” and that the vengeance will make things better.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      a small minority of crazy people with a cause prevailed over the humane rationality of multitudes.

      Or, policy is impacted by small groups and 80% of people are asleep at the wheel and/or too pliable to bother objecting so long as the frog is boiled slowly enough.

      • LJW

        I hope that’s the case, if not our scientific abilities are heading towards idiocracy levels.

      • Urthona

        Did they though?

        I seem to remember most people going all in.

        Lemmings.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Let me have my white pill!

        Seriously though, I think we have to differentiate between the people actually doing something about it and the people just nodding along. It’s one thing to answer a poll in the affirmative when it comes to some vax mandate. It’s another thing to (as some of our friends are having to deal with) tell your family they’re not welcome at Thanksgiving without a vax card.

      • Urthona

        true

        I find it worth noting that some of the early stuff like “two weeks to flatten the curve” blah blah blah didn’t seem all that horrible even though it seemed a bit suspect.

        Despite being a skeptic, I figured any government that shut things down for too long would be really unpopular.

        Man I was wrong about that.

        it’s worth noting that lockdowns, forced masking, etc. were by all measures complete failures and STILL places are choosing them.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Man I was wrong about that.

        You and me both. I predicted riots by Memorial Day 2020.

      • rhywun

        Joe is trying his damnedest, give it time.

  26. juris imprudent

    Ozy, thank you for the late replies last post. At least I think thanks are in order, even though I can feel the thread holding up my last remnant of faith in this country thinning and fraying as I read. With what I observe of the senior officer corps of the Army, I thought I had plumbed the depths of cynicism, but surprise, there are dark levels beneath that.

    Yes I do remember the Church Commission, and the bureaucratic blunder called FISC that we got out of it. I have no doubt that our domestic-oriented national security apparatus needs to be razed, burned and the ground salted. Winning WWII may have been a Pyrrhic victory for this republic.

    • Ozymandias

      Thank you for engaging, JI. I really appreciate that, too. I hope you know that I’m only half as strident in person and a lot more fun after a few bong rips.
      It’s been a long coupla decades fighting this battle and living through “lose-win-lose-win-lose-win-lose…” Being able to share it here really does help ease the burden of it, somehow.
      I know it is truly hard to believe, but we’re here because we’re funding our own demise. The bureaucracy is unrelenting.
      Once someone convinces someone high enough up the chain to “do something” – like a giant DoD-FDA joint biologics program – and it gets funding, that thing is NOT going away. It simply “IS” – and there are hundreds of govt apparatchiks who are going to put their kids through college because of that program. And dozens of govt attorneys who get paid to defend it no matter how obviously absurd or wrong it is.
      The mistake has always been in thinking that the Nazis were unique. Milgram was right (article forthcoming).

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        As I like to say, the government is its own special interest.

      • juris imprudent

        and it gets funding, that thing is NOT going away

        Deeply familiar with that dynamic, I can give you a string of offices that serve no useful purpose.

        However, in keeping with comments I’ve made previously – govt isn’t usually very good at accomplishing a thing, as in making perpetual progress toward it. The latter truly does pay for the bureaucrats kids (and grandkids if done right) education.

        I think one difference, that we are rapidly losing, in this country is we have/had a skepticism toward govt. That of course is anathema to the credentialed elite, the meritocracy, in charge.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Busy collecting money and job offers from Pfizer.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No mention of LGBTQMAP+ rights though…Reeeeeeee!!

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      What a steaming pile of unadulterated, hot buttered dogshit.

      I got two of my degrees from the U. of A., and the place has become an enormous embarrassment for me.

    • hayeksplosives

      If I didn’t know this type of character, I’d conclude from that signature that he hates himself and hangs his head in shame at all times.

      But no, he is damned proud of his oikophibia and smugly displays it for all to see, thus absolving himself from any of the crimes he is benefiting from.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “ The act of self-denial seems to confer on us the right to be harsh and merciless toward others. The impression somehow prevails that the true believer, particularly the religious individual, is a humble person. The truth is that the surrendering and humbling of the self breed pride and arrogance. The true believer is apt to see himself as one of the chosen, the salt of the earth, the light of the world, a prince disguised in meekness, who is destined to inherit this earth and the kingdom of heaven, too.” – Hoffer

      • rhywun

        Aussie football matches now start with a “land tribute”.

        It’s only a matter of time before it reaches the US.

      • EvilSheldon

        Oh, it’s here.

        I was terribly disappointed to learn that a ‘land tribute’ was just a bunch of whiny self-criticism, instead of an actual tribute to the tough and fearless warriors whose asses were kicked by our ancestors, back in the land rush era…

      • UnCivilServant

        I figured a land tribute was a ceding of real estate to a suzerein.

      • rhywun

        It’s here, in universities and other uber-woke areas.

        I mean at baseball games and shit.

  27. DEG

    Video posted by inhabitants of the hamlet of Rafael Cal Y Mayor showed about 20 men with guns — mostly hunting rifles. One of the men claimed there were 50 to 100 men under arms in the district.

    I thought Mexico had strict gun control?

    For weeks, activists in Cuba had been calling for a “Civic March for Change” on Monday to demand greater freedoms from the communist-run government, a follow-up to the massive, historic protests that shook the country in July.

    Shame the Cubans don’t have more guns.

    On the other hand, the folks in the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising did more with less.

    As the Sun’s first rays appear over the horizon, the members, in fairy-tale-like garments, chant their personal “emissions” – a ritual invocation of cosmic forces that fills the air with a collective drone.

    These euphemisms.

    The party’s wild-haired leader, Javier Milei, has refused to be vaccinated against Covid, denies climate change is real, and describes himself as a “lion”.

    Milei rose to fame last year with on-air boasts of his sexual prowess, eventually converting media notoriety into votes and peeling away support from Together for Change, the conservative party of former president Mauricio Macri, who hopes to return to the presidency in 2023.

    🙂

    • EvilSheldon

      Most places claim to have strict gun control, but very few places actually have it.

  28. db

    Hey folks! Back from Florida! We made it home in 9.5 hours door-to-door, including having to jump-start the GF’s car (stored in the hangar for the week) from the airplane because the battery was dead.

    Our friends left yesterday at 0600 and got home at 1900, including a layover. So, 9.5 hours for us, 13 for them. They had to be masked the whole time. General Aviation Wins!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Where is your Flight Aware penis pic?

      • db

        I was IFR, so ixnay on the enispay.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Damn shame. Oh well, glad you made it back home okay.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Of course, wouldn’t wanna doxx your tail number

    • DEG

      Welcome back!

      Florida is a good place, especially in these times of insanity.

      • creech

        Too bad most of it will be underwater in 8 or 10 years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        5 years ago even.

      • db

        We don’t have much BS here in western PA anymore, but even FL seemed like a complete DGAFAC paradise in comparison. Our Uber driver to the airport is a real estate agent too, so…

    • westernsloper

      Excellent!

  29. straffinrun

    You have the right to a jury of your intimidated peers.

    • Gender Traitor

      Legal eagles, please remind me – what’s the consequence of a hung jury? New trial?

      • Brochettaward

        I am not a lawyer, but my opinion is always First. Basically a hung jury would leave it up to the prosecutors to decide whether to go for another trial. Given what vindictive political cunts they are, I would anticipate that happening.

      • Urthona

        How hung does the jury have to be? Peter North?

    • Drake

      He would be home right now if it was a bench trial.

  30. Brochettaward

    The Rittenhouse deliberations should have taken 5 minutes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Trying to decide on lesser charges maybe?

      • Urthona

        Or not.

        This could take until Friday or it could take 5 more minutes.

    • straffinrun

      “We’re all decided. But, let’s just sit here for another day so it looks like we struggled with this decision.”

    • Urthona

      At least 5 of those people are going to be total Karens who will not understand why he brought a big scary gun or had to kill multiple people.

      This is going to be a battle.

  31. DEG

    RE: Rittenhouse trial, Rekieta law livestream:

    Judge is back in the courtroom. Judge is talking, sounds like he is playing trivia or something like that. Someone on the panel says the judge likes to play Jeopardy! with the jury alternates to kill time.

    Jack Posobiec, citing an un-named US Marshall, that there are two hold-outs on the jury that are worried about backlash. I take this with a grain of salt as I’m not sure how the US Marshall would know.

    • Urthona

      Well they are apparently given the option of going home at 5 or to continue deliberating. So maybe they think they’re close?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yeah Jack…hard to believe that guy. Judge being judge…

    • Not Adahn

      “Sources say” twitter is the very essence of jornalisming. If you had a degree from Columbia, you’d know that.

    • Brochettaward

      I would imagine that openly stating that you are scared of giving the correct verdict out of fear of backlash would get you tossed from the jury pool. Though I’m not lawyer.

      • Urthona

        I don’t want these people to go home and read about the scary dipshits outside the courthouse.

      • DEG

        They aren’t sequestered.

      • Urthona

        I know.

        Also if they flip on most tv stations they will encounter handsome well-groomed people all agreeing that Kyle is a white supremacist.

    • DEG

      Jury is breaking for the night.

      • Urthona

        Ah. So much for that.

        I’m calling Thursday.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I’d like to believe what Posibiec is saying, but that guy says a lot of stuff. Does it ever turn out to be true?

      • Urthona

        Yeah that sounds like a suspicious claim.

        God I hope these people don’t log onto the internet tonight.

        But I would.

      • DEG

        Does it ever turn out to be true?

        I’m struggling here.

        I have a vague memory of something he said that turned out to be true, but I can’t remember what.

    • The Hyperbole

      I was told by one of the guys (who asked to remains nameless) that brought the jurors their lunch that four or them want to keep this thing going as long as possible because ‘free food’ and they don’t want to go home to their nagging wives.

      • Brochettaward

        If only you were on the jury. No one would be able to get out of that room fast enough.

      • MikeS

        I wonder if the first one out the door would continually talk about it.

      • Ted S.

        You two need to get a room together.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That sounds more legitimate than everything else on the net

      • DEG

        That’s nice.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Having served on a jury, I can attest that the sammiches are sub-par.

  32. westernsloper

    I’d vote for this guy if I could:

    #metoo. #thehair #voteforcrazypeoplenotevilpeople

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      So, what you’re saying is that the Libertarian party needs a Brazilian?

  33. hayeksplosives

    This latest bullshit from Fauci (basically flogging booster shots) is interesting to me in that he repeatedly uses keywords and phrases that indicate opinion, not fact, as if he’s acknowledging he really is guessing at this point.

    “To me,…”
    “I think…”
    “For me..”
    “We can’t predict…”

      • juris imprudent

        Bureaucrat speak – sound authoritative while being mushy and non-committal.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well he is science, so everything he says is a scientific fact.

    • UnCivilServant

      That evil gnome hasn’t gone into hiding yet?

  34. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    Swam with sharks and rays today, which was pretty awesome. Unfortunately our waterproof camera wasn’t working because my wife put the battery in the wrong way. Not a euphemism.

    • db

      So, no viral video of your wife being eaten by sharks?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        How convenient for JR…

      • db

        OK, so, other than Zuckerberg, who else could afford that yacht? Musk? Bezos? Some Saudi royalty or Gulf Emir?

      • UnCivilServant

        My first guess would have been Larry Ellison, he likes boats.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Some Russian.

  35. UnCivilServant

    Dinner tonight is bacon-wrapped Filet Mignon… served on a paper plate.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Classy.

    • Sean

      As long as you don’t over cook it, I won’t judge.

      Though I do hope you put some garlic butter on it.

    • westernsloper

      Fuck the type of plate. We want to know what sort of gloves are used to eat a bacon wrapped filet.

      • UnCivilServant

        Scandalously, none whatsoever.

  36. Brochettaward

    It’s amazing to me with white supremacy being the greatest domestic threat the country faces that juries are completely unaware of the dangers of not letting Rittenhouse walk. Did they not see what happened on 1/6?

    • Ownbestenemy

      This is written as if you are a chatbot that just crawled InfoWars and mashed a sentence together.

    • Urthona

      For every Rittenhouse they take down it spawns 6 more.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And even then, won’t it just be a choice of three of them?

    • juris imprudent

      OK, so why not go from the 5th Circuit to SCotUS, or is this more than the injunction?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Joinder for all the others from various circuits? Because we can’t have States out there acting like they have sovereignty now could we.

      • DEG

        This is the hearing on the order.

        The order is stayed, but there has been no hearing on it.

    • ignoreLander

      I care about the Rittenhouse stuff, but this is way way more crushing to me. The government is effectively taking multitudes of objections to this mess, smashing them down to a single case, then tossing it to a court that will fall right in lockstep with their stupidity, and that will be that.

      Legal Eagles, and we have more than I thought, without me having read the article yet, am I understanding that correctly?

      I had hinged a ton of hope on the court stepping in and ending this before I lose my job, but that hope pretty much evaporated with this. In order to keep my job both the OSHA rule and the federal contractor mandate have to go away.

      If there are 27 different lawsuits against this evil, then there should be 27 separate cases heard, any one of which could end it. And for any cultists who want to argue that this many cases will tie up a lot of courts and a lot of manpower, well that ought to tell you something shouldn’t it?

  37. db

    At a restaurant in Siesta Key, FL, where they encourage patrons to “customize” dollar bills with a sharpie and staple them to the walls (bills are stripped from the walls and donated to disaster relief charities when hurricanes strike), two were prominently situated by the entrance:

    F J B in bold red; and

    #LET’S GO BRANDON in heavy black

    • Ownbestenemy

      Excellent. We have a few places around the country with various slogans that my wife and I have jotted down on dollar bills over the years and hung them up.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m not a bumper sticker girl, but my husband just slapped a FJB sticker on his car.

        I think the good citizens of Pahrump are largely on board with that sentiment.

    • Suthenboy

      I can’t keep up. What is FJB?

    • db

      Frell Joe Biden

    • Ownbestenemy

      Heh. If Kyle gets acquitted he needs to not be like OJ or Zimmerman or anyone else that has been found not guilty and go to a quiet place in the country to live his days out.

      • db

        He could become an icon, but at his age, it’s possible it would destroy him, and do damage to whatever cause(s) lionized him.

      • EvilSheldon

        Possible? It’s absolutely fucking guaranteed.

        If Rittenhouse gets out of this with his ass intact, he should give serious thought to a legal name change, and/or leaving the country.

      • LJW

        After he sues multiple media members into oblivion.

      • db

        yep.

      • EvilSheldon

        But yes, he still should get his rifle back.

      • DEG

        Pedant alert.

        The rifle wasn’t his at the time it was seized for evidence.

        A friend of Rittenhouse’s bought it using Rittenhouse’s money with the understanding that when Rittenhouse turns 18, Rittenhouse will get the rifle.

      • The Hyperbole

        Not possible, I’ve seen this movie, no matter where he hides someday they will come for him and he’ll be forced to once again kill or be killed, along the way he’ll meet a quirky side kick (who will most likely be gay and/or Asian) and a way to hot for him Betty who none-the-less falls for him before the final act.

      • EvilSheldon

        The universe doesn’t love us enough for this.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Is that the plot to Transformers 2: We Couldn’t Think Of Anything Better?

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Dude, you know that the dude who brings him back from the cold will be wearing a Covington Catholic letterman jacket.

      • The Hyperbole

        That’s perfect, when I accept my Oscar for ‘best deplorable screenplay’ I’ll give you a shout out. No money, just a shout out.

    • db

      Truly that would be the perfect world, but only if the judge had ordered the sight be replaced and zeroed, and he tossed a full mag over after the rifle.

    • DEG

      Wow

    • db

      I don’t get it

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      *Brandon Administration frantically scrambles drone for some “Afghani terrorists” *

    • Ted S.

      A livestream?

      How are we supposed to know what you had in mind?

      • Tundra

        A livestream?

        Yes. It’s all the bad people in one place.

    • The Hyperbole

      What’s with the Band-Aid down the left side of Malice’s nose? that’s very distracting.

  38. hayeksplosives

    I got my Nevada driver’s license in the mail today.

    When they took the picture I knew it would be awful because the camera was at desk level and the folks being photographed were standing, so the photos naturally add several pounds, a chin or two, and narrowed eyes.

    Hayek the Hutt. Ho Ho Ho.

  39. The Bearded Hobbit

    Had I been on the jury I would have voted self-defense. To my way of thinking it should have been a slam-dunk.

    Well, it’s not. At this point I’m predicting self-defense on two charges and murder-two or manslaughter on the other. Wishy-washy legal system will not take a position and will choose the worst possible combination when push comes to shove.

    Buh-bye to the Second.