Saturday Morning Pre-Thanksgiving Links

by | Nov 20, 2021 | Daily Links | 244 comments

We’re starting our mad preparations for Thanksgiving. This year, we’re doing a dinner for 25, including people with every possible food sensitivity ever fretted about in People magazine. Looking at the various Venn diagrams of the restrictions, we think we may be able to serve water. Maybe. Vegans, nut allergies, fungus allergies, lactose intolerance, gluten intolerance… this is one damaged group of people.

Speaking of which, an item in the news has most of our staff in a lather. “I’m just not able to COPE today, this is so upsetting!” Again, proof that the world is filled with assault, oppression, discrimination! Doubly upsetting was that our snowiest snowflake knows the accused assaulter. “Look, it’s important to me that when people come forward with accusations, we listen to them and believe them… but she is so awesome, and that’s making it really difficult. I just don’t know what to think!” followed by uncontrollable sobbing. I nodded sympathetically so I don’t find myself without a staff and a café being picketed. Cynical bastards like SP and me immediately think, cui bono? Follow the money to get to the truth. And consider plausibility. Not to mention where this sort of thing falls on the Major Damage To My Life scale.

These kids cannot. My greatest hope is that a couple of them will eventually get it. Eventually.

And eventually, there’s birthdays. Today’s include a guy who saved and destroyed a sport; a purveyor of good vibes; a politician who was way ahead of his time; a guy who Bernie Sanders could only wish to be; a guy who understood the consequences of a recession; the inventor of the Apple watch; a deeply weird guy who taught us how to speak; an interesting actress who birthed one of the hottest daughters in history; a candidate for the most evil and damaging politician in US history; an example of what happens when a prosecutor goes a little funny in the head; the subject of the absolutely geekiest joke I know; the reason I still have some respect and regard for Palestinians; a guy who’s kissed more old ladies than Max Bialystock; a guy who endeared himself to Nixon; a guy who makes Chauncy Gardener look like Christopher Hitchens;  one of the Alou Brothers of comedy; not just a one hit wonder, a one riff wonder; a guy whose bike you don’t want to ride in the back; the best character on The Drew Carey Show; the best character on The Hat And The Hair; and the archetype of “hot and crazy”.

Let’s do Links.

 

This is a good thing, but remember, the actual murderers were immunized because Back The Blue. And their union. This is why I never mourn when a SWAT guy gets killed.

 

AG might have a future working at our shop.

 

This might be the single dumbest thing I’ve seen all week.

 

I have a better idea: get rid of Federal land.

 

Oh, the vicissitudes of being thicc!

 

So we finally have the technology that lets me go into girls’ locker rooms unnoticed?

 

Guess it’s not an optimum time for me to visit Vienna again?

 

Old Guy Music is the one hit one riff wonder from my youth by one of today’s Birthday Celebs. I have to admit, it was a fun tune.

 

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Old Man With Candy

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244 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    We’re starting our mad preparations for Thanksgiving. – will there be tofu?

    • PieInTheSky

      Vegans, nut allergies, fungus allergies, lactose intolerance, gluten intolerance… this is one damaged group of people. – the carnivore diet is the solution

    • Old Man With Candy

      Likely. And seitan.

      But also Saperavi. You’d enjoy it.

      • TARDis

        I call it Satan just to annoy my daughter. I miss her, but not her food.

      • PieInTheSky

        the wine sure… the tofu depends.

  2. Shpip

    White supremacist movements use “lots of insider language and codes and specific references that would require kind of an insider’s knowledge,” Simi said in the courtroom. “They can talk about violence, they can advocate for violence, and then say, ‘Well, it was just a joke.’ “

    Groups have insider lingo and jokes. Details at eleven with our on-the-scene reporter, Lou Reed.

    • Tonio

      Fuck off, Tulpa!

      • SDF-7

        Hey buddy, stop doing that!

      • Tres Cool

        I was told that doing that would make me blind.
        I promised to stop when I needed glasses.

      • Fourscore

        My glasses just keep getting thicker and thicker, I don’t understand…

      • Sean

        A healthy prostate is it’s own reward.

    • Rat on a train

      I’m sure they use dog whistles that only the woke can hear.

    • Nephilium

      /looks at 57 different genders

    • CPRM

      The Betht Motht Clathy jokth!

  3. Ghostpatzer

    “There is a very powerful group of administrators at Alfred State,” Alex Bitterman said. “[It is a] very persuasive group of administrators that I think would not be happy that I’m speaking with you today…that I’m speaking the truth publicly, I think would make them very uncomfortable.”

    Hell hath no fury like a woman Bitterman scorned.

    • ElspethFlashman

      It made me laugh (sorry) that he was groped when she was showing him how her loom worked. My family is full of weavers.

      • slumbrew

        “Why don’t you come back to my place and I’ll show you my etchings loom”

      • ElspethFlashman

        New golf clubs….

  4. PieInTheSky

    a candidate for the most evil and damaging politician in US history;

    “by the early 2000s, he had completely renounced racism and segregation, ” – how very progressive

    • SDF-7

      Yeah — I still think Wilson left all challengers in the dust on that one. Foisted the nucleus of the Progressive state upon us, set back race relations at least another generation — AND screwed up world politics because he had delusions of being The Great Statesman. (Yes, I think WW1 would have ground to a halt with a more negotiated peace after Russia dropped out if the US didn’t jump in — even better if we had stood up for our neutrality and defied Britain’s food embargo of Germany. The Kaiser was a narcissistic twit, but he wasn’t the evil force the propaganda pitched him as.)

      • Old Man With Candy

        Wilson was the most evil on a per year basis, but Byrd kept it going for many decades instead of stroking out.

      • Rat on a train

        A war to make the world safe for democracy more controlled by the victors.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Germany didnt even start WWI. The Austro-Hungarian empire did against Serbia…then alliances.

        Dont think for a minute that Europeans overall have changed. Austria just implemented the most restrictive COVID lockdowns for unvaxxed outside Communist China.

        Europeans try to hide their commie stripes in socialism but there really is not much difference.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    I just don’t know what to think!” followed by uncontrollable sobbing.

    She wants somebody to tell her what to think. I nominate you.

    • SDF-7

      She too old for him to cause her uncontrollable sobbing….

      • SDF-7

        She –> She’s, dammit.

  6. Ghostpatzer

    “a guy who saved and destroyed a sport”

    I didn’t know Landis instituted the Designated Hitter.

  7. PieInTheSky

    I have a better idea: get rid of Federal land. – to be honest, I am not wholly against a few national parks…

    • Certified Public Asshat

      If we privatized Rushmore, we could have a roller coaster coming out of Washington’s mouth. Much more fun.

      • TARDis

        Since Kennesaw Mountain was in the links, I wonder what it would look like when privatized. Oh yeah, shitty little condos everywhere looking down on the filth of Atlanta. No thank you. This is one of parts where I have to leave the libertarian plantation.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But then the Government didn’t stop Rushmore.

      • TARDis

        Too true. They didn’t stop Stone Mountain either.

      • robc

        Does anyone go to Kennesaw Mtn when the park is open? I have been a number of times, but only late at night.

      • TARDis

        Really? They are a dawn to dusk park. The lots are full daily when then weather is good. I drive past the visitor center on work days.

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    Thicc girl should stand up and smack those assholes down, I never met a woman that would tolerate that shit.

    • TARDis

      No payday in that though.

  9. Ted S.

    a purveyor of good vibes;

    Happy birthday Brian Wilson?

  10. PieInTheSky

    Guess it’s not an optimum time for me to visit Vienna again? – been there thrice. It’s rubbish.

  11. SDF-7

    AG seems more likely to have a future working for the Stazi ^W FBI.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    A female classmate identified as A.G. overheard them and allegedly chimed in, “There are more than two genders!” A.G. is neither transgender nor nonbinary but believes in gender fluidity, the suit says.

    A.G. later obtained M.G.’s phone number, and the pair had a contentious exchange, the papers allege.

    “Gender and sex mean the same thing,” he wrote her. “There are only two genders and sexes.”

    She insisted that gender is different from the biological sex one is assigned at birth. “Your [sic] in high school you should know this,” she shot back.

    “I also know that ur a bozo,” he replied. “Just stfu and leave me alone,” he wrote, according to the lawsuit.

    Teen hatefuck, off the port bow! All hands on deck!

    • Ted S.

      How old is that picture of the inside of Exeter High School?

    • Ted S.

      A.G. later obtained M.G.’s phone number,

      Note that MG is referred to as MP earlier in the article. Obviously the Glibs staff was too busy to edit.

  13. Ted S.

    a guy who endeared himself to Nixon;

    I thought Elvis Presley’s birthday was in January.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    The next day, M.P. was pulled out of his science class by the vice principal and his football coach, William Ball.

    The pair confronted him with the text messages A.G. had turned over and chastised him for “not respecting pronouns,” Huyett wrote in the suit.

    Dovholuk also criticized his use of impolite language. She suspended him from playing football for one week, but that afternoon Ball reduced the punishment to one day.

    They should be suing the school for fraud, and impersonating an institution of learning.

    • Ted S.

      The pair confronted him with the text messages A.G. had turned over and chastised him for “not respecting pronouns,”

      How about AG respect MP’s right to be left alone?

      • Chafed

        Pffffft. That’s not how you publicly educumacate.

    • ignoreLander

      The pair confronted him with the text messages A.G. had turned over and chastised him for “not respecting pronouns,”

      It was in these hallowed pages not even a week ago we had the note about the Karen with an autistic sister who lamented her own Karening on behalf of those who never asked for it. Maybe this AG bee-otch needs to meet that girl over in the Jezebel comment section for some re-education.

  15. Fourscore

    I am lost in the mysteries of life, where words seem to mean the opposite of what I learned over the years.

    A protest means burning and looting

    A kid can not be a kid, acting silly, without getting hauled in front of the moral authorities that aren’t in his/her chain of command

    White literally means black when convenient

    This is not the world I grew up in, this is not the country that I spent 20 years defending, even if, at times, we were not “defending” but initiating the violence.
    I don’t know if we can recover.

    Thanks, OM, you folks are a beacon of sanity in an otherwise Humpty Dumpty world.

    • Old Man With Candy

      For certain values of “sanity.”

    • UnCivilServant

      I read that as “a bacon of sanity”.

      I think I need breakfast.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    History was nade

    Biden briefly transfers power to Harris, making her the 1st woman in U.S. history to hold powers of the presidency

    ——-

    After her historic 85-minute stint, Harris traveled from Washington, D.C., to Columbus, Ohio, where she was scheduled to give remarks promoting the bipartisan infrastructure deal that Biden signed into law earlier this week

    “As a woman myself I will note that the president, when he selected her to be his running mate, obviously he knew he was making history, making history that was long overdue,” Psaki said of Harris, the nation’s first female, first Black and first South Asian vice president. “And part of that was selecting someone who could serve by your side as your partner but also step in if there was a reason to and that includes the application of the 25th Amendment that was done this morning.

    “She makes history every day,” Psaki added. “But certainly today was another chapter in that history. And I think that will be noted for many women [and] young girls across the country.”

    “Hey, hold the wheel while I scratch my balls, wouldja? Try not to hit anything.”

    • SDF-7

      Other than Edith Wilson, they mean… (Apparently, harping on Wilson is my Theme Of The Day…. [hey buddy….])

      • Fourscore

        Nancy Reagan has a quibble.

    • Ted S.

      After her historic 85-minute stint, Harris traveled from Washington, D.C., to Columbus, Ohio, where she was scheduled to give remarks promoting the bipartisan infrastructure deal that Biden signed into law earlier this week

      I heard a news story today that implied you can only get a tax break on your EV if it was made in a unionized American factory. How the hell can that be constitutional?

    • Homple

      “She makes history every day,” Psaki added. “But certainly today was another chapter in that history. And I think that will be noted for many women [and] young girls across the country.”

      Thanks to Wille Brown’s dick and Joe Biden’s colon.

    • Chafed

      Lol

    • Old Man With Candy

      I forgot how amazingly shitty those cartoons were.

      • Tres Cool

        The asian guy is named JEW Jitsu?

  17. Grumbletarian

    This is a good thing, but remember, the actual murderers were immunized because Back The Blue. And their union.

    But I was assured that any black shooters would be found UltraGuilty and executed on the courtroom floor.

    • Fourscore

      Tugging on Superman’s cape can be dangerous, taking a skateboard to a gun fight is probably not too smart.

      • Ted S.

        So is spitting into the wind or fooling around with old King Kong.

  18. Sean

    Morning y’all.

    • Aloysious

      (❁´◡`❁)

  19. The Gunslinger

    “men make comments like ‘She’s got fat titties,’ ‘She’s got cakes!,’ ‘That bitch hella thick,’ ‘Go ahead, sexy,’ ‘Damn, girl!,’ ‘She has a fat ass,’ ‘Oh, she looks like a coke bottle,’ and ‘Girl has an onion booty.'”

    Say it ain’t so, Joe.

    • Sean

      “Girl has an onion booty”

      Wut?

      • Fourscore

        Makes a grown man cry

      • Old Man With Candy

        When you cut it, it will make you cry.

      • Plinker762

        It has layers.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It gives you bad breath if you put it in your mouth.

    • Gender Traitor

      Did he die in committee?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Maybe I am grumpy this morning, but “just a bill” seems like some wild propaganda.

    • Fourscore

      I read that as Jailhouse Rock.

      Jailhouse/schoolhouse, same thing

      • ElspethFlashman

        Just a bill on Capitol Hill.

      • Pope Jimbo

        And interns are all on their knees?

  20. The Late P Brooks

    How the hell can that be constitutional?

    Send three box tops to the address below for your secret Constitution decoder ring.

    • SDF-7

      Let’s see.. 3 left turns… “F”… 4 to the right… “Y”… 2 back to the left.. “T”…. 5 to the right… “W”…

      • Sensei

        “Be sure to drink get your ovaltine vaccine.”

    • SDF-7

      At least a medal and promise of a full ride if she wants to go military later. Girl has serious guts — I’m not sold on women in actual combat, but if we’re going to do it — she’s the type of girl [assuming she keeps those traits as a young woman] we’d want.

    • Fourscore

      Juvenile initiates violence, arrested, handcuffed, goes to court, sentenced to community service and noted on her permanent record

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I forgot how amazingly shitty those cartoons were.

    That made Hanna-Barbera look almost mediocre.

  22. Chafed

    Good morning Gliberinos. I wish my dog slept past 5:30 on the weekend.

    • Tulip

      Me too

      • Chafed

        I feel your pain.

    • rhywun

      I wish I could. It doesn’t matter what time I go to sleep. Tossing and turning starts around 5.

    • Rat on a train

      I have an alarm cat that went of at about 0600 this morning.

    • ElspethFlashman

      I am glad to say the dogs respect my need for beauty sleep on the weekends and make it to 8am.

      • Chafed

        Please share your mystical method of dog wrangling.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Playing Money costs too much money.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Rev Jesse Jackson was unavailable for comment

    I’ve seen viral videos of innocent Black men losing their lives because of this stereotype. I’ve watched White people lock their car doors or clutch their purses when men who look like me approach. I’ve been racially profiled.

    Believe it or not, not all black men are perceived as a threat. It’s mostly just the ones who present themselves as such.

    • rhywun

      The comedian Trevor Noah

      ?? Yeah, OK CNN. Pull the other one.

    • CPRM

      The Brute. The Buck. And, of course, the Thug.

      Those are just some of the names for a racial stereotype that has haunted the collective imagination of White America since the nation’s inception.

      Thug is based on cultural stereotype, but like people who didn’t vote for Joe Biden, it ain’t Black. (or even as old as America.)

      early 19th century (in thug (sense 2)): from Hindi ṭhag ‘swindler, thief’, based on Sanskrit sthagati ‘he covers or conceals’. thug (sense 1) arose in the mid 19th century.

  24. PieInTheSky

    on the pie needs a new phone front, I finally ordered a pixel 5A. Not flagship level but I don;t need that. I want good battery good basic function good camera and IP rating. I get all plus physical fingerprint scanner.

    The pixel 6 was quite more expensive, has some glitches, and with no google store in Romania and the phone unofficially imported, i don’t want to pay that much and end up with no warranty.

    Speaking of the latter, I got a phone call from a girl at the store wanting to sell me extended warranty. I blame you people this was clearly copied from Americans.

    • Sensei

      I really like mine.

  25. Q Continuum

    “‘She’s got fat titties,’ ‘She’s got cakes!,’ ‘That bitch hella thick,’ ‘Go ahead, sexy,’ ‘Damn, girl!,’ ‘She has a fat ass'”

    Without pics, the article is useless.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    More:

    This angry White man has been a major character throughout US history. He gave the country slavery, the slaughter of Native Americans, and Jim Crow laws. His anger also helped fuel the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol.
    It’s this angry White man — not the Black or brown man you see approaching on the street at night — who poses the most dangerous threat to democracy in America.
    That’s a sweeping claim. But these trials represent something bigger than questions of individual guilt or innocence. They offer a disturbing vision of the future, and a choice about what kind of country we want to live in.

    The facts of the trials are well known to many Americans.

    But not to you, evidently.

    And the vast hobgoblin army grows.

    • TARDis

      John Blake, certified dumbass. Hey dumbass, you have not seen a bunch of actual angry white men… yet.

  27. Q Continuum

    “Both decisions infuriated many in a country where scepticism about state mandates affecting individual freedoms runs high, encouraged by the far-right Freedom Party”

    Remember children, concern about individual liberty makes you “far-right” in the eyes of the corporate press.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The real divide, worldwide apparently, is people who believe in individual freedom versus authoritarians and totalitarians of the worst sort imaginable. If we don’t win this one there’ll be nowhere else to go unless it’s a basketcase place that’s simply incapable of enforcing their rules.

      • Chafed

        Hello Mexico.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Could be worse I guess. At least the food’s good.

  28. PieInTheSky

    my mom decided and got the booster. may make more sense at her age. anyway her decision…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Probably makes sense for old folks, especially ones that aren’t in particularly good health.

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    The Wehrmacht, the US Army, and an SS officer vs the Waffen SS in the waning days of WWII:

    https://youtu.be/qpd0DDvXwiw

    The Battle of Castle Itter, pretty neat story.

  30. Ghostpatzer

    Waiting for sled hockey to commence, hoping TOK gets a hat trick. These guys are amazing.

    • Ozymandias

      I hope you have a suitable chapeau to toss if that happens!!

  31. Chafed

    That’s a great description of Biden in the links OMWC.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Good grief, it goes on and on and on:

    Ijeoma Oluo, author of “Mediocre: The Dangerous Legacy of White Male America,” wrote that she lives with the constant fear that angry White men will turn violent toward her and “countless other black people, brown people, disabled people, queer people, trans people, and women of every demographic.”

    White male anger could prove to be one of the biggest roadblocks we face in building a successful multiracial democracy.

    Seek professional help

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She might actually have seen white male anger in the past but I suspect it would have been reactionary. Being accused of things you didn’t do and intentions you don’t have gets old quick.

    • Q Continuum

      “she lives with the constant fear that angry White men will turn violent toward her”

      In a sane world, this woman would be under psychiatric care, not writing books.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The real divide, worldwide apparently, is people who believe in individual freedom versus authoritarians and totalitarians of the worst sort imaginable. If we don’t win this one there’ll be nowhere else to go unless it’s a basketcase place that’s simply incapable of enforcing their rules.

    It’s being driven by people who believe the government can and should go to any lengths “necessary” to protect and preserve he lives of their tax cattle. Apparently, it’s right there in the Constitution.

  34. Mustang

    I fucking hate police unions. I’m negotiating with mine now and these guys are every bit as scummy as you think. They shouldn’t be sweeping floors, much less enforcing law. This shit is making me lose a lot of sleep.

    • Chafed

      Why are you negotiating with your police union? I thought you are in the military.

      • Mustang

        The DOD components have civilian police forces that work alongside the various MPs in the US.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        They have been pushing to take over police duties from the military for decades.

        The military has been going thru phases where bases were more secure/less secure depending on some indescribable reasons.

        The military is controlled by civilians in govt per the constitution, but allowing special interest civilian contractors to control military base security is a mistake.

  35. ElspethFlashman

    So I totally slacked off Wednesday in anticipation of a relaxed weekend (attending a seminar).

    The evening that I imagined would be shopping, dinner, and a quiet hotel room watching Cold Case Files, or something. Maybe a manicure. I nearly never travel by myself, so I was really looking forward to it.

    So: I left work early and started making the drive. It rained all the time, got dark out in 20 minutes.

    Stopped for snacks at a Flying J – then couldn’t start the car. With zero warning the battery died on me.
    Luckily, Flying J can handle this and gave me a jump in moments. In the rain. Turned around and headed home.

    Left the next morning at 7am and made it to the conference (not missing a thing). Somewhat boring day hearing family law lectures (snore snore). Happy hour where I get to share drinks with a judge and a few people from law school. Go to the hotel to check in – and – they’ve sold my room without letting me know! Other than attorneys, the hotel is full of hockey families (sigh).
    My coworker comes to the rescue so we shared her room (I got the sofa). Make it until 11am – cut out one lecture early to get home to LH and the heir.

  36. Ghostpatzer

    TOK shoots. He scores!!!!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Sled hockey

      • Gender Traitor

        Hasn’t he used that Blackhawks logo as an avatar in the past? Also in Indy, so…

    • Ozymandias

      NEEDZ MORE COWBELL!!!

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “Ms. Barraza, who started her career at Tesla as a strong, confident, ambitious woman, is currently on a medical leave until the end of the year, ordered by her doctor, in treatment with a therapist who has diagnosed her with post-traumatic stress disorder, and on anxiety medication,” the complaint says.

    Some advice

  38. Nephilium

    Speaking of Benoit Mandelbrot… Mandelbrot Set by Jonathan Coulton.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I can’t quite figure why he’s up to but I wish he’d shut the hell up.

      • Gender Traitor

        Bill Gates has warned that governments must prepare for future pandemics and smallpox terror attacks by investing billions in research and development.

        You don’t suppose he’s positioned to profit from that, do you?

        Naw…

      • UnCivilServant

        His microbiologists are working to engineer superpox.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m sure it’s purely motivated by altruism. Before all of this who would have known that Jobs was actually the lesser asshole?

      • Suthenboy

        Me, thirty years ago?

        Jobs was an asshole because he was a genius surrounded by idiots. Gates is an asshole because…ok, I will give him some benefit of doubt…he made too much money and the progressives dragged him in front of congress and threatened him. He became an instant progressive. I suspect he was already an asshole but that just made it worse.

        Hey Bill, because you are all concerned and whatnot about the welfare of everyone, when are ya gonna release these for general consumption? You own the patent…

        https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/07/laser-shooting-mosquito-death-machine-nathan-myhrvold.html

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C5vkbtpdN4 – 11 year old video.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pretty neat gizmo there…

      • TARDis

        World population reduction and enslavement?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        +1 Georgia Guidestones

      • rhywun

        “It looks like you’re developing biological weapons. Would you like help with that?”

      • Gender Traitor

        ::wild applause!!::

    • Gustave Lytton

      uh, like about 25+ years ago?

    • hayeksplosives

      The fact that he wants to glitterbomb the Earth to reduce absorption of solar radiation is real Bond-villain-level shit.

      • UnCivilServant

        I want us to emerge from the current ice age, not introduce a new glacial maximum!

  39. mexican sharpshooter

    Today’s include a guy who saved and destroyed a sport;

    Its not Mike Tyson or Don King.

  40. Grumbletarian

    Huh, nothing about Andrew Coffee’s acquittals on either CNN or MSNBC’s websites.

    • Suthenboy

      They can’t acknowledge it after a year of ‘…but if it was a black man the cops would have called in an air strike cuz black!”
      Anything counter to their bullshit narrative must be memory holed.

    • Chafed

      That won’t help prove racism.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Who wouldn’t want one?

    Tesla drivers say they have been locked out of their cars after an outage struck the carmaker’s app.

    Dozens of owners posted on social media about seeing an error message on the mobile app that was preventing them from connecting to their vehicles.

    Tesla chief executive Elon Musk personally responded to one complaint from a driver in South Korea, saying on Twitter: “Checking.”

    Mr Musk later said the app was coming back online.

    The Tesla app is used as a key by drivers to unlock and start their cars.

    Owners posted a multitude of complaints online about not being able to use their vehicles.

    Making life better, one app at a time.

    • Sensei

      They come with a NFC card for exactly that reason and it works just fine.

      But because it is 1 Tesla and 2 driven by lots of whiny morons of course it will be a BFD.

      You aren’t supposed to rely only on the phone key, but it works almost all the time so people do.

      In almost three years I’ve used the card key three times.

      • UnCivilServant

        What about using a key key and an actual kill switch that opens the circuit between the power and all the systems?

      • Sensei

        ICE cars don’t do that anymore either.

        The NFC fob tells the ECU it’s OK to start. The start button module on the CANBus sends an OK to the ECU.

        Only difference on the Tesla is this is done with a cellular modem. And all the other manufacturers are now doing the same.

      • UnCivilServant

        Just because it’s been stupidly abandoned doesn’t mean it’s not what I want.

        A car does not need a wireless antenna.

      • Sensei

        The last thing I want is a car with a network. But as far as I know no new car doesn’t have one.

        Everything is modular plugged into CANBus. No more direct mechanical switching.

    • Ted S.

      This will definitely be covered.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, if Tish has any say.

    • Ozymandias

      He said.

    • Ted S.

      This will definitely not be covered.

      • Ozymandias

        Well done, Ted.

    • Sensei

      At least locally it’s well known and was in the news all the time.

      OTH Murphy here in NJ did the same and there has been crickets from the news.

      • rhywun

        Murphy must still be useful to the hive mind for whatever reason. We’ll know he isn’t when he get me-tooed.

      • Surly Knott

        Likewise for Whitmer in Michigan,

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s interesting but needs more info. Does it control for age beyond just under 60 because I’d assume that the unvaxed are disproportionately young and healthy now, IOW people who didn’t need it in the first place.

      • R C Dean

        As always, more granularity would be nice.

        By only looking at under 60, they do filter out the (vast?) majority of the population at high risk from COVID.

        This is all-cause mortality, so I think the cause/risk of mortality is irrelevant. Data like this, and I don’t think its limited to Britain, shows a need to figure out exactly what the hell is going on. The correlation of 2x risk of dying if you are vaccinated is certainly suggestive of the vaccine as a contributing factor, but correlation blah blah.

        One wonders where the precautionary principle people are on all this. Because you would think the vax would be cited as a textbook example of why we should use the precautionary principle. Its almost as though they only trot it out when its convenient to some other cause.

    • Sensei

      High risk people get vaccinated more. As such vaccine or not they likely have higher mortality.

      • Urthona

        Yes. Possibly the issue.

  42. Ghostpatzer

    And TOK gets the hat trick! Woot!

    • UnCivilServant

      Did you give him a suitable hat?

      • Ghostpatzer

        SF is not here, sadly.

    • Ozymandias

      Please tell me the ice was littered with snappy chapeaux for our guy.

      • TARDis

        Ha ha. It is to laugh. The Bee.

      • TARDis

        Oops.

    • CPRM

      Did he get a standing ovation?

      • rhywun

        I laffed. I’m going to hell.

    • hayeksplosives

      Nice!

    • The Other Kevin

      I need more glibs to watch my games. I’m like 1.00 when one of you is here. Thanks for coming out it was great to meet you!

      • CPRM

        Are you accusing us of being game fixers!? What kind of degenerate would fix sled hockey!?…Oh, yeah, one of us…

      • Ghostpatzer

        Just got home. The pleasure was all mine, and you are too modest. I was not expecting to see a speed-skating, puck-handling wizard out there. That first goal was a beaut – top shelf wrister over goalie’s left shoulder. Sweet.

      • Ozymandias

        Our boy went bar down – from a sled?!
        Shit, I can barely go top shelf with two hands and a nice sliding start.

    • Urthona

      except portland

      • Nephilium

        Yeah. I saw this morning that Portland had riots. You know… since they’re right next door to Kenosha.

      • Fourscore

        Only 2 murders in Chi-town, 66 miles from Kenosha, last night but at least no rioting. Must have been white supremacy what done it. Racism is a helluva drug.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Even if ordinary rank and file residents got tired of it, the leftist groups have their Sinn Fein elements to support the criminal side. At this point you’d need targeted assassinations to destroy NLG, ACLU, advocacy and activist groups, and social media/”journalists”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s the same thing with the bum problem. Leaving aside the group of people who think that bums squatting on land and shitting all over the place is perfectly acceptable, there’s another group who are so full of compassion that feel government must supply the bums with every desire (food, shelter, drugs, etc) because to enforce neutral laws on acceptable behavior is heartless. Never mind that subsidizing the bum lifestyle is enabling and encouraging it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Is it Stockholm Syndrome? A misguided attempt to be the last one eaten by the croc? I just don’t get it, most of those officials would be straight up put against the wall if the rioting types got their way.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Take your pick:
        Sympathetic to the stated goals of the rioters
        Using them for their own political power because that’s what the local politics are
        Actual true believers

        There’s an almost zero chance any of the politicians will be up against the wall in the current situation. They have armed police and security to prevent that. And they’re blind to how quickly things can go, historically, from some violent street protest to Madame Guillotine.

      • Chafed

        Portland looks like a lost cause from the outside. I hope it gets better but it seems like the populace is determined to turn it into Detroit or Baltimore.

    • Suthenboy

      The commies in office there, who elected them?

      They aren’t ‘putting up with it’. The town is chock full of morons that support it.

  43. hayeksplosives

    I see what you did there with your selections of flora for the opening photo there, OMWC.

    ?

  44. hayeksplosives

    Are there any documented accounts of an unvaccinated person getting COVID-19, recovering and thus presumably having natural immunity, then catching symptomatic Covid-19 again?

    • Urthona

      Probably not. I mean there are practically no cases of someone who had covid getting it again.

      • Sensei

        We don’t track that on purpose.

        /s CDC

      • Urthona

        They also don’t track breakthrough cases at all for reasons that make absolutely no sense.

    • commodious spittoon

      This is your idiot TruCon party. It’s the knockoff LP party line, which was of course knockoff progressive lite. Condemn the guy because it’s politically useful to be racially divisive. Can you imagine why this guy left the party??

    • R C Dean

      *hesitates, clicks Twitter link*

      Yup, still a cesspool.

    • creech

      “If a black guy walked into L.A., killed his white ex-wife and boyfriend, we would have a different verdict.” Ooops.

  45. R C Dean

    Looks like Portland was the only city with a riot last night. Which is very good news. I have to wonder, though – I expect most of the rioters are bought in to the leftist narrative that the Rittenhouse verdict will mean mobs of heavily armed white supremacists will be roaming our cities with itchy trigger fingers, looking to hunt down and slaughter righteous protestors. If so, I can see why they decided to stay home.

  46. prolefeed

    The Austria article once again buries the lede – no mention of HOW the Austrian government intends to forcibly vaccinate one-third of the population against their will.

    • R C Dean

      Starve ’em out by prohibiting them from leaving their homes for any purpose?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Eugyppius has some more info on that.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    I have checked the underlying dataset myself and this graph is correct. Vaccinated people under 60 are twice as likely to die as unvaccinated people. And overall deaths in Britain are running well above normal.

    I don’t know how to explain this other than vaccine-caused mortality.

    Didn’t the CDC or somebody just come out with a claim that vaccinated people have a LOWER mortality rate overall?

    I’m almost tempted to think it’s manipulative bullshit, all the way down.

    • Urthona

      Probably. Because well off white people are most likely to get the vaccine.

    • R C Dean

      Didn’t the CDC or somebody just come out with a claim that vaccinated people have a LOWER mortality rate overall

      All-cause? Over what time frame?

    • Loveconstitution1789

      I have this very bad feeling that all you who got the jab drew the short straw.

      I will support your vaccinated claims against those that coerced you but you made my unvaxxed life more difficult by giving in.

  48. Not Adahn

    37 degrees outside. Chili for lunch. Bliss.

    • CPRM

      I’ll probably eat some of my Ghost Pepper chili I pulled out of the freezer before I go to bed. Made me gassy last time, but I’m always gassy.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    One wonders where the precautionary principle people are on all this. Because you would think the vax would be cited as a textbook example of why we should use the precautionary principle. Its almost as though they only trot it out when its convenient to some other cause.

    As long as they can keep us from doing things they disapprove of, anything goes.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    R C-

    Try this

    This is a fascinating study that features some really startling data.

    Short version: The authors compared mortality rates between 6.4 million people vaccinated against COVID and 4.6 million unvaccinated people, between last December and this July. The really startling part is that, after excluding all COVID-related deaths, the unvaccinated people had mortality rates that were more than triple than those of people who received the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines, after adjusting for age, sex, race/ethnicity, and study site.

    I don’t have the patience or inclination to wade through it.

    Nor do the vast majority of people.

    Magic potion is magic.

    • Urthona

      Not sure if they realize this actually undermines the vaccines though. The people who get them are obviously healthier overall.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, it’s spelled out in their self-critique in the results section. Could be a few other things too.

    • CPRM

      Well, they should be careful. They’ve had Penny Presses as long as I can remember, and I’m pretty sure it might constitute a federal crime.

      Is it illegal to damage or deface coins?
      Section 331 of Title 18 of the United States code provides criminal penalties for anyone who “fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the Mints of the United States.” This statute means that you may be violating the law if you change the appearance of the coin and fraudulently represent it to be other than the altered coin that it is. As a matter of policy, the U.S. Mint does not promote coloring, plating or altering U.S. coinage: however, there are no sanctions against such activity absent fraudulent intent.

      • creech

        I guess I’m a criminal felon for putting those pennies on the railroad track so many years ago. Hope there’s a statute of limitations.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Not sure if they realize this actually undermines the vaccines though. The people who get them are obviously healthier overall.

    Healthier? I don’t know about that. Maybe more risk-averse in general.