Friday Morning Links

by | Nov 19, 2021 | Admin | 449 comments

Last time in The Shoe

The Patriots shut out the hapless Falcons last night.  Antonio Brown (allegedly) made a logical decision based on his age and overall health. Ohtani and Harper are your baseball MVPs for this season, unsurprisingly. League soccer is back this weekend after the latest international break. And I’m on my way to Columbus tonight to watch Ohio State take on Sparty in a top ten showdown and what will hopefully be a memorable Senior Day for Chris Olave, who is one TD catch from tying the OSU all-time record.  And that’s sports.

A true champion

English king Charles I (who was executed by Parliament) was born on this day.  He shares it with president James Garfield, archaeologist and discoverer Hiram Bingham, band leader Tommy Dorsey, Indian PM Indira Gandhi, HOF catcher Ray Campanella, TV’s Larry King, businessman Jack Welch, TV magnate and large landowner Ted Turner, fashion designer Calvin Klein, actresses Meg Ryan and Jodie Foster, sprinter Gail Devers, motorcycle racer Jeremy McGrath, and the Twitter douchebag Jack Dorsey.

Not a bad list.  Now on to…the links!

[inappropriate cackling]

What the hell is actually going on with the current administration? Because there sure seems to be a lot of infighting, backstabbing, and general chaos.

Way to go, Supreme Court. You bunch of pussies.  Now states will continue to eat away at free association and will continue to compel people to do work they may not want to do. And no, I’m not being anti-gay. I’m being pro-free association.

Meet the new gestapo. Same as the old gestapo.

Austria is going full retard. You never go full retard.

“We do not want a fifth wave,” Schallenberg said, according to ORF. “Nor do we want a sixth or seventh wave.”

I’ve got bad news for you, Wolfgang. You’re gonna have a fifth, sixth, and seventh wave anyway.

The jury’s still out on this one. Funny they only mentioned a blurb about the guy who was following the jury bus and didn’t do a deeper dive into what appears to be an attempt by a major media outlet to track down and find where jurors live.  The whole thing has become a fucking farce.

I’m liking this guy more every day. And no, I’m certainly not referring to Lebron.

DE…oops, I mean REFUND THE POLICE!!! Portland does an about-face in the wake of a rise in violent crime.

“These poor youths” -the left

“This is what happens when we don’t have a $15 minimum wage.” Or that’s what people like AOC would lead you to believe. To me it just looks like a bunch of shitbags stealing luxury goods.

I’ve got a better idea than either of these proposals: just get rid of public schools and give the tax money per student to the parents so they can all send their kids to the school of their choice (or homeschool them, obviously).

Two billion?!?!?! Why not ten billion? Or a hundred billion? Or a billion billion?  It’s all made up numbers anyway. And this isn’t defending Scott. Just pointing out the absurdity of the lawsuit that should be aimed solely at NRG and Live Nation.

Here’s a lovely song for you to end the week with. Hope you enjoy it as much as I will.

Now have a wonderful Friday and an even better weekend.  Go Bucks! Beat Sparty!!!

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449 Comments

  1. JG43

    With a handle like Wolfgang Mueckstein, what else could he say?

    • Tres Cool

      Man walks down the street with a name like that, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

    • invisible finger

      I expected him to blame the jews.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s worse than Jeffrey Shitbucket who lives down the street. Good guy though.

  2. Fourscore

    “Kamala Harris’ communications director is leaving”

    I love it when a plan falls apart

    • juris imprudent

      Is there a promotion in the near future for Astrid? That would be delicious, the reaction of the other two.

  3. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh

    O-H…!

    • sloopyinca

      I-O!!!

      Gonna freeze my ass off this weekend.

  4. PieInTheSky

    “We do not want a fifth wave,” Schallenberg said, according to ORF. “Nor do we want a sixth or seventh wave.” – how the fuck are you going to stop it if the first 32 lock-downs didn’t work. I feel I am taking crazy pills

    • Tres Cool

      Here- Ill do it for you.

      Crazy Pills

    • Sean

      ^^

      And mandatory vaxxes for everyone? Get fucked, Austrian pols.

      • PieInTheSky

        I wonder what my austrian coworkers think… several were not down with the vax

      • sloopyinca

        They’re from Germany Jr. They’ll fall in line like good little menschen.

    • invisible finger

      According to Sting, love is the seventh wave. Austria is against love.

      • sloopyinca

        Oh man, I could have happily gone the rest of my life without hearing any of that dream of the blue turtles shit.

        Thanks a lot.

      • SDF-7

        Eh — I rather like Fortress Around Your Heart… ah, well.

      • Sean

        ^^

      • db

        Yes!

        And if I built this fortress around your heart
        Encircled you in trenches and barbed wire
        Then let me build a bridge, for I cannot fill the chasm
        And let me set the battlements on fire

        Musically and lyrically that song is so tight.

      • Sean

        I can’t even with this.

        Fortress around your heart is a fantastic tune.

      • Plisade

        I dig the melody for Russians.

      • sloopyinca

        Maybe it’s just his pretentiousness at the time that turned me off. I’ll have another listen.

      • DrOtto

        It was the height of the pretentiousness wars. Sting couldn’t just let Phil Collins pretentiousness go unchecked. It would have been madness.

      • Sean

        Recommended: All the odd tracks + Fortress. In fact, start with Fortress.

      • Not Adahn

        Pro-coal power too!

        And possibly anti-urban?

        “Men go crazy in congregations, they only get better one by one”

      • db

        I had a friend in high school who was a huge Don Henley fan. She was a total prog, and fit pretty much every sterotype you can imagine for that demographic.

      • Grummun

        Don Henley

        Sunset Grill is super pretentious. I still like the song, although that might be due to an association with where I was when it came out.

        However, there are some solid, non-pretentious tracks on Building The Perfect Beast. I really like this one.

  5. Rebel Scum

    What the hell is actually going on with the current administration? Because there sure seems to be a lot of infighting, backstabbing, and general chaos.

    It’s a short bus version of game of thrones.

    • rhywun

      there sure seems to be a lot of infighting, backstabbing, and general chaos

      We’re not at Trump levels of all of that yet, but we seem to be heading in that direction.

      • juris imprudent

        The difference with Trump was, almost everyone knew who the enemy was; now, it’s a free for all.

      • Drake

        Deep State uniting to reject the outsider versus Deep State factions fighting over the $trillion spoils.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Deep State cage match to determine who is the power behind the throne.

    • SDF-7

      Given the College Democrats rat fight, I have to wonder if this is the Progressives’ new normal, especially as that crop of morons age up. Always looking to out victim each other and tear down past wrong think does seem like it would turn into just this sort of backbiting mess of incompetence….

      And God help me, that’s probably me being optimistic and hoping this all implodes. 😉

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nourhan Mesbah, the group’s vice president, is undergoing impeachment proceedings after a tweet she posted at age 13 was shared by the CDA Jewish Caucus, Politico reported. “I blame this debate on the yahood,” Mesbah tweeted during a 2016 presidential debate. “Yahood” is an Arabic word used as a slur against Jews, Politico wrote.

        I hate these asshats, but that’s absurd.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Fighting for a larger share of a shrinking market.

        Death Spiral, ACTIVATE!

  6. Fourscore

    “Portland does an about-face”

    A little late for those that actually suffered. Maybe some compensation for the victims…

    • Nephilium

      You mean the politicians who were held accountable right? They’re the real victims through all of this…

      • Grummun

        Neph – left you a note on the movie thread. Don’t know how helpful it is. Good luck.

      • Nephilium

        Yep… saw that this morning. Planning on reaching out to the guy today.

  7. WTF

    The “conservatives” on SCOTUS are a massive, cowardly disappointment. Overly concerned with not being “too disruptive”.

    • Suthenboy

      Has it ever been different?

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly, not since Marbury v. Madison. On the other hand, today’s court wouldn’t author a Dred Scott, they would’ve handled it on far narrower grounds (under MO law he was a free person and once freed, no return to slave status).

  8. Tres Cool

    “Last year, Portland recorded 55 murders, nearly triple the total of 20 in 2016. ”

    I wonder if they’ve heard about Chicago.

    • juris imprudent

      Isn’t Baltimore still the per-capita king of killing?

      • Rat on a train

        I believe St Louis has Baltimore beat.

    • The Last American Hero

      Portland was safe and sleepy until recently. While the total number pales compared to Chicago, it’s pretty startling when that rate triples.

    • Tundra

      Minneapolis is at 87. Get busy, Portland.

  9. Rebel Scum

    The lockdown will start Monday and initially will last for 10 days, Schallenberg said.

    And starting Feb. 1, the country will also make vaccinations mandatory.

    Do you know what other Austrian – oh, never mind.

    • Rebel Scum

      “We do not want a fifth wave,” Schallenberg said, according to ORF. “Nor do we want a sixth or seventh wave.”

      It’s endemic, so…

    • WTF

      Impfstoff Macht Frei

  10. Rebel Scum

    The whole thing has become a fucking farce.

    It was always a farce. No reasonable prosecutor would have brought charges.

    • PieInTheSky

      it is a bit high profile for zero charges.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, that would’ve just opened the door for the state AG to take over, or federal charges (which are still likely to come). All just as bogus of course.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Never leave room for another prosecutor to stand on the dead bodies.

  11. PieInTheSky

    French fry vodka may sound like a late-night college party experiment, but it’s actually the latest offering from Arby’s — and you’ll be able to sample it in Connecticut.

    The fast-food restaurant chain, which specializes in roast beef sandwiches, is releasing two flavored vodkas, with flavor profiles inspired by its original curly fries and newer crinkle-cut fries.

    https://www.ctpost.com/food/restaurants/article/Arby-s-newest-menu-item-is-vodka-16609672.php

    I don’t know what an Arby’s is but that is disgusting

    • db

      Arby’s is the best fast food available in America.

      • db

        My top ten:

        Arby’s
        Wendy’s
        Popeye’s
        Long John Silver’s
        Whataburger
        Captain D’s

        I don’t know, I don’t eat much fast food beyond that. I like KFC to an extent, but there are plenty of better fast chicken places, but I can’t think of any of their names.
        I’d like to be able to list some taco places, but out here in the east, about the only place I can think of is Taco Bell, which makes me shudder even to type the name.

        Also, special honorable mention for Quizno’s (RIP)

      • rhywun

        I liked Quizno’s.

        Potbelly’s is a decent substitute. Or was. Haven’t been in years.

      • SDF-7

        Do you count Zaxby’s as fast food? Because if you do, they damned well should be there. Closest one is in Salt Lake City — and I seriously sometimes contemplate using a 3 day weekend for a family drive that includes getting some again.

      • db

        I have never eaten at Zaxby’s. Maybe I should make a list of fast food places to try around the country.

      • juris imprudent

        I wouldn’t put Zaxby’s above Popeye’s – at least based on the one I ate at. That said, Popeye’s has enough bad franchisees to make me pass over them these days.

      • l0b0t

        If you’re ever in Brooklyn, you need to visit Roll n Roaster

      • db

        looks good!

      • Jerms

        Roast beef and cheese fries.

      • Jerms

        And Spumoni gardens for some spumoni.

      • Not Adahn

        I miss LJS.

        Now I have to search out a “pub” when I want fish & chips, and usually at least one of those two is terrible.

      • db

        Don’t you have any around you anymore? We still have a few, usually combined in the same store with an A&W.

      • l0b0t

        I miss Arthur Treacher’s Fish & Chips, from which I gained my lifetime love of malt vinegar.

      • Nephilium

        There’s still one Arthur Treacher’s left. It’s southeast of Cleveland.

      • db

        Ooh, we should have a meetup there

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I don’t know that I can compile a top ten off the top of my head, but I can pull a handful of contenders I’d rank above Arby’s (and I don’t dislike Arby’s… it’s probably in the 10-15 range)

        -Whataburger
        -Taco Bueno
        -Chicken E/Golden Chick
        -Potbelly’s
        -Tim Horton’s
        -Raising Cane’s
        -Jimmy John’s
        -In-N-Out
        -Chick fil a
        -Zaxby’s
        -Sonic
        -Moe’s
        -McAlister

      • db

        There was a semi-fast-food taco place that we found in Arizona (somewhere between the Grand Canyon and Phoenix) that we really liked about 15 years ago, but I can’t remember the name. I wonder if it was Taco Bueno.

        Chic fil a is good, I don’t eat there much, so I forgot about it.

        Tim Horton’s is probably the best breakfast fast food, although Wendy’s breakfast is beginning to rival it. But I wouldn’t consider it a competitor to Arby’s.

        I can’t stand Moe’s, maybe because the locations near me are loud and have mediocre food. But I had colleagues who always wanted to go there for lunch, so it must be popular.

        Sonic’s good, but there’s none around here that I know of, and I’ve only sampled their menu a few times.

        Jimmy John’s is excellent, but for some reason I classify it as “sandwich shop” rather than “fast food.”

        The others, I’ve never heard of or never had the chance to try.

      • PutridMeat

        taco place that we found in Arizona

        Ifn’ you’re looking for fast food Mexican in Arizona or southern California, you can’t go wrong looking for a small, brightly painted brick/adobe structure with a walk-up window and a drive through and are open 24 hours. Generally have a name something along the lines of Alberto’s, Aliberto’s, Rigaberto’s, or some variation thereof. Best damn burritos you will find anywhere. I almost never eat fast food, but when I do that’s generally where I’ll go (or Five Guys for a bun-less burger – burgers are the only thing that’s better without buns….).

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        @ putrid, Rambertos as well, any of them are great burrito shops, and I find headed south from Upland to SD they just get better.
        thereare zero real Mexican restaurants here, excepy maybe my house.

      • PutridMeat

        @Yusef – I spent some… formative …. years in San Diego. By far the best there. I don’t even like drinking (LIE!), but I’d go out drinking just to get that 2AM Alberto’s with extra hot sauce – ‘home’ made sauce in these little disposable plastic cups BTW, not some little packets. Man, I’m starting to wonder if a weekend off keto might not be advised here.

      • Tres Cool

        YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!

        1) Whataburger
        2) Wendys
        3) Hardees
        4) Rally’s (and/or Checker’s depending on your part of the country)
        5) McD’s (but only for Filet o Fish)
        honorable mention- BK. But their gut-bomb breakfast sandwiches are #1 if I still ate such things.

        Locally, Penn Station, Frische’s and Skyline.
        Donatos for pizza

      • db

        I like Hardee’s (and Carl’s Jr) but don’t have any nearby. I put Whataburger on my list because my time in TX brought me a real appreciation for it, but I haven’t had one of their burgers for nearly 20 years.

        Never eaten at a Rally’s.

        McDonald’s can bite me (although I occasionaly slip and get a Filet o’ Fish, which is decent).

      • Nephilium

        Rally’s is damned near inedible up here. Skyline is near inedible everywhere. Pub cut pizza is a monstrosity.

        Of course, I live by what may be the epitome of 70’s terribleness when it comes to fast food:

        Cap’n Taco

        It used to be a local chain, before Taco Bell came into the area and crushed them. Consider that for a moment… local chain crushed by Taco Bell. The last surviving location still exists, and for a while (before the ‘vid lockdowns) had actually contract brewed a beer that they could sell. I mean who doesn’t want a Cheeze Bang, perhaps even a Chicken Bang, followed by a Crab Meat salad?

      • Jerms

        Finally McDonalds on a list. Two large strawberry shakes and two big macs to go.

      • Suthenboy

        So,Arby’s is the least stinky turd?

        And db…LJS and Cap’n D’s?
        I wouldn’t feed that shit to my dog.

      • Sean

        We only went to LJS for the hushpuppies.

        Mmmmm…hushpuppies…

      • db

        I have a thing for greasy fish and chips, hence LJS. Captain D’s because, well, it’s OK, and I was struggling to think of names of fast food restaurants.

      • juris imprudent

        I miss the days of H. Salt Esquire Fish & Chips. But that was an aeon ago.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I ‘Member

      • The Last American Hero

        I don’t know about the best, but they have the meats.

    • Nephilium

      Arby’s is a fast food restaurant (started in Ohio, like far too many others) that started with a “high end” marketing goal with roast beef sandwiches. They are most well known for their two main signature sauces (Arby’s Sauce – Very sweet and thin BBQ sauce; Horsey sauce – Horseradish sauce), Jamocha shakes, and curly fries (spiral cut seasoned fries).

      • l0b0t

        Lum’s started as a Miami Beach hot-dog stand but was a national chain by 1976. They boiled their hot-dogs in beer.

      • db

        I fucking love hot dogs almost as much as Christopher Walken. That sounds like my kind of place.

      • slumbrew

        I fucking love hot dogs almost as much as Christopher Walken

        ZOMG – I though my friend and I were the only ones who remembered that bit. Still makes us laugh.

        The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Jamba Juice started out as Juice Club, down the street from the pizza place I worked at in college.

    • Not Adahn

      I’m assuming you could make a fermentable mash out of French fries. The starch would already be partially broken down, wouldn’t it?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s not what they’re doing.

        They’re soaking fries in vodka to try to infise fry flavor in the spirits.

  12. db

    What the hell is actually going on with the current administration? Because there sure seems to be a lot of infighting, backstabbing, and general chaos.

    I’d prefer that to be their focus, rather than finding new and interesting ways to rule us.

    • db

      And also, why is it that so many administrations void their political capital through overreach and missteps? One would think they’d learn the lessons of the past.

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL

      • Suthenboy

        What kind of people seek out public office? On the federal level for certain, only the worst kinds of corrupt incompetents barring very few exceptions.

      • Fourscore

        Scum rises to the top…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The one I knew personally was a thrice failed businessman who could bury any company he got his hands on.

        He was perfect for politics.

  13. Not Adahn

    Why not ten billion? Or a hundred billion? Or a billion billion?

    Because they haven’t decided what kind of metal the $E coin would be made out of, and there isn’t enough titanium to mint a billion $G coins.

  14. This Machine

    I’ve got a better idea than either of these proposals: just get rid of public schools and give the tax money per student to the parents so they can all send their kids to the school of their choice (or homeschool them, obviously).

    Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there! We gotta protect the phoney baloney public education administration jobs!

  15. PieInTheSky

    There should be a rule if the mandatory vaxing does not work and it turns out the vax has bad long term effects, the whole government of Austria gets life in jail no parole. They need to sign up on that before any mandates. It is insane how politicians in this world bare 0 consequences for fuckups.

    • UnCivilServant

      How about we skip all those intermediate steps and just jail them now?

      • Ozymandias

        ^^^^…And this, my friends, is how you get Liberty.

  16. rhywun

    just get rid of public schools and give the tax money per student to the parents

    This is exactly the kind of systemic racism that San Francisco has so valiantly fought over the years.

  17. Rebel Scum

    The Poles can’t catch a break.

    Embattled migrants from the Middle East are desperate to enter the European Union but are being exploited by the Belarusian government of Alexander Lukashenko in a geopolitical gambit that is stoking major tensions within the European Union and on NATO’s eastern borders.

    The migrants have been stymied at the Belarusian border as they try to make their way through Poland into Central Europe while facing tear gas and water cannons from Polish border security. Increasingly frustrated, the migrants amassed at the border began throwing stones at Polish border officials in response to their repressive tactics. Belarusian forces, meanwhile, are effectively encouraging the migrants to head to the border in a blatant move to cause trouble with an EU and NATO member state.

    • Suthenboy

      It sounds like they are using the wrong kind of cannon.

  18. rhywun

    Two billion?!?!?!

    Won’t someone please think of the lawyers!!

    • db

      Finally, someone stands up for that lonely profession, historically lacking in advocacy.

    • SDF-7

      Schroedinger’s ammo box there?

    • Rebel Scum

      The internal injury must be catastrophic.

      • Plisade

        [insert cat butt]

    • Grummun

      In the responses, there is a cutaway gun (Giger print). Do you suppose that’s based on a real gun, or just Giger painting semi-random springs and bits?

      • EvilSheldon

        It appears to be cobbled together from examples of real guns.

      • db

        I’m not sure. I’m seeing elements of a firing pin block system, but can’t see how it would work, exactly. There’s no locking mechanism for the breech and barrel that I can discern, so it would be a straight blowback action, but I also see no recoil spring mechanism.

        I’m guessing he looked at a schematic, not really understanding how a handgun is supposed to work or the mechanical necessity of certain things and glossed over them for art’s sake.

      • l0b0t

        This aside is a prime example of why I love this place and all of you.

      • DEG

        The British had cut-away Martini-Henry, Lee-Metford, and Lee-Enfield rifles to train armorers and as a testing tool for armorers to test questionable parts.

      • db

        I saw a transferable M16 that was a cut-away training unit. Purely a collector’s item, but fully functional, used to demonstrate the internal workings of an AR15 (full auto).

      • DEG

        I think more than just the British had these ideas.

        The British cut-away rifles were, I think, also fully functional.

  19. Rebel Scum

    In case you were wondering if mask / social physical distancing theater was intended to ever end…

    Public health experts have warned that this flu season might be more severe, following last season’s mild flu activity.

    Flu cases saw a significant drop during the 2020-2021 season according to the CDC — likely due in part to people wearing masks, practicing frequent hand hygiene and socially distancing to help limit the spread of COVID-19.

    “As we head into respiratory virus season, it is important to take every mitigation measure we can to prevent outbreaks of the flu, RSV and COVID-19,” Dr. Natasha Bagdasarian, chief medical executive for the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services, said in a statement. “Wearing masks, washing hands, social distancing and getting vaccinated for the flu and COVID-19 will help prevent the spread of illness.”

    • WTF

      Of course, once politicians gain control over you, they will never give it up voluntarily.

  20. Suthenboy

    What is going on with this administration? Lots of infighting and backstabbing? Power mongers all trying to crawl over everyone else?
    If you are going to recreate the USSR you have to do it right.

    Free association? If we let people have that the next thing you know we wont be able to segregate the schools.
    Wait…whut?

    Austria going full retard? It’s not like they haven’t done it before.

    As for the MSNBC guy working hand-in-glove with BLM to harass jurors…wont the MSM people be surprised if the commies do manage to come to power. I can hear it now – “No comrade! You are making a mistake! Dont you know who I am?”
    “Of course we do. That is why you are standing in front of that wall.”

    More than Lebron turn a blind eye to the fact that China is a slave state. They always have been a slave state and everyone knows it.

    Refund and hire who? What idiot would take that job?

    If you paid that lot $100 per hour to work and they would still be out robbing and looting. No cops? No prosecutions? You get robbing and looting.
    What I find rich are the commies that bitch and point accusing fingers at businesses that close up shop and leave jurisdictions like that one.

    I am with Sloopy on the schools.

    Idiot 18 yo me -“But Grandaddy, I dont start trouble!”
    Grandfather – “You dont have to, all you have to do is be there.”

  21. PieInTheSky

    Possum Released Without Charges After Holding Woman Hostage

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3nxn5/woman-calls-police-after-being-held-hostage-by-possum

    Police in Dunedin, New Zealand responded to a call late Sunday evening from a distressed woman who said she was being held hostage by a possum.

    “At about 11pm on Sunday night, the occupant of a Blacks Road, North East Valley, address phoned Police in distress, stating a possum was holding her hostage,” Senior Sergeant Craig Dinnissen told Motherboard. “When she would exit her house and attempt to reach her car, the possum would charge at her, and she would flee inside.”

    The woman, who has gone unnamed in the New Zealand press, told Stuff that she originally thought the possum was a cat.

    • Not Adahn

      Possums (from kiwiland) are different than Opossums (from ‘Merica).

      • PieInTheSky

        which one goes for the throat faster?

      • Suthenboy

        If you want to find one of those ‘cute’ NA possums just find a dead cow in the woods and give it a hard kick.

      • ron73440

        AHHH!

        That brings back a bad memory, one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.

      • Not Adahn

        …I’ve never found a dead cow in the woods. Actually I’ve never found a neglected cow carcass anywhere. Various discarded cow parts, sure, but never an entire cow. Either the local scavengers were too efficient, or the people managing the herds were.

        I have found deer carcasses from bowhunters who were too lazy to track down their kills. Never found a possum in one though.

        A docent at the Oklahoma Museum of Natural History used to have her pet possum with her, it was quite friendly and soft.

      • Urthona

        In the US, possum and opossum interchangeably refer to the same animal. But in the south pacific, they just use possum.

      • Gender Traitor

        I thought opossums were the Irish ones

      • Urthona

        nice

      • Not Adahn

        No, those are higher-status Japanese ones.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s the difference between o’ and o-

      • UnCivilServant

        And the disappointing ones are the Oh, possum.

  22. l0b0t

    I’m pretty sure if the UK had a Charles I (Hell, even a Charles II) on the throne today, the world would be a much better place.

    • PieInTheSky

      he would do exactly what the queen does. nothing.

  23. waffles

    “We do not want a fifth wave,” Schallenberg said, according to ORF. “Nor do we want a sixth or seventh wave.”

    Learn to surf.

    • Sean

      Charlie don’t surf.

      • juris imprudent

        Wolfgang sounds like a Surf Nazi name to me.

  24. Certified Public Asshat

    The sharp increase in inflation over the past year has blindsided many economists. Almost no one saw it coming https://t.co/ggikkcZUvW — The Economist (@TheEconomist) November 19, 2021

    The Economist everybody.

    • PieInTheSky

      No one sees inflation coming. it’s chief weapon is surprise

      • Not Adahn

        And an unwavering loyalty to an activist monetary policy.

      • SDF-7

        But it makes that comfy chair more and more expensive….

    • SDF-7

      Kind or raises the question of basic competence there. Must be nice to work in a field where no one seriously expects you to be right about anything….

      • Certified Public Asshat

        We didn’t see it coming, but the good news is inflation is good.

      • Rat on a train

        I heard GDP and consumer spending is up.

      • Not Adahn

        “Nobel Prize”

      • juris imprudent

        Well if you want to be always wrong, economics is a good choice and intelligence is the next best field.

    • rhywun

      Good grief.

    • prolefeed

      Nobody saw it coming except … anybody who understands that creating a massive amount of fiat money to pay for massive spending is gonna cause prices in the devalued currency to rise a lot.

      Aka actual economists.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Some Konvid Karen in the office is complaining about the lack of masks in common areas and such, apparently. I thought everyone that wanted to was all vaxxed up, so I can’t imagine what the problem is to the extent HR feels the need to email everyone about it.

    • Rat on a train

      Leave a box of masks in the common areas.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Halloween masks.

    • PieInTheSky

      “Mers coronavirus is 35x more deadly than Sars-Cov-2..So why would any responsible scientist create a chimeric Mers virus with an unrelated bat coronavirus that could infect and potentially kill millions more people than Covid?”

      “Yet that is precisely what researchers at the Wuhan Institute of Virology were doing three years before Covid erupted. These inherently dangerous experiments, known as gain-of-function research (GOF), were conducted with the approval and financial support of the US NIH.”

      https://twitter.com/R_H_Ebright/status/1461489895667494912

      • db

        sadly, behind a paywall

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The MERs research is truly terrifying. MERs is no joke.

        These idiots were playing with fire while soaked in gasoline.

      • db

        No shit. Remember when people were concerned that the Large Hadron Collider might create a black hole and swallow part of the earth?

        MERS gain-of-function research is orders of magnitude more dangerous than that.

      • Q Continuum

        The really funny part of this joke is that that research never stopped! I’d be shocked if GoF MERS isn’t next in the batting lineup. Might as well bring back smallpox or try to make rabies airborne.

        Humans are so fucking stupid.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes they are.

        The Azores are looking better all the time.

      • rhywun

        I think you mean “evil”.

        This is all biological warfare shit.

      • Q Continuum

        Bonus punchline:

        Since our political and scientific “elites” are all either in on it or on the CCP’s payroll, no one involved will ever face any consequences and they’ll get to just keep fucking around until they make the plague they’ve always wanted to. Wiping out 50% of the population will sure make the green cultists happy.

      • prolefeed

        According to my greenie brother, the preferred number is 90% of humanity gone.

        He seems to think he’ll be one of the 10% in that new paradise.

      • juris imprudent

        The elect, of course!

      • slumbrew

        The parallels between the Greens and Calvinists have been noted.

        TULIP!

      • Suthenboy

        Prolefeed: They always think they will be the ones left to watch lions and lambs lie down together. It is some sick shit.

      • Nephilium

        It was just a freak gasoline fight!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        +1 yougoogly

      • Suthenboy

        Would someone please erase that lab from the face of the earth already? Really, one well placed neutron bomb 10 feet over the roof would put a stop to this nonsense.

      • robc

        Does Israel have bombers with that range?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As for that missing furin cleavage site, another leaked document revealed in September by Drastic, a confederation of open-source analysts like Demaneuf, sent shock- waves through the scientific community. Dr Peter Daszak, head of the EcoHealth Alliance, spelled out plans to work with his collaborators in Wuhan and elsewhere to artificially insert novel, rare cleavage sites into novel Sars-like coronaviruses collected in the field, so as to better understand the biological function of cleavage sites. His 2018 request for $14.2 million from the Pentagon to do this was turned down amid uneasiness that it was too risky; but the very fact that he was proposing it was alarming.

      There’s a youtube interview video of Daszak from December 2019 where he is bragging about doing exactly this, splicing genetic material into coronaviruses in order to make them more deadly so that they could then “figure out how to fight them and prepare for the next pandemic.”

      The arrogance and recklessness of all involved is just staggering.

      • SDF-7

        A “furin cleavage site” sounds like Q perusing Asian beauties while in an Old West saloon, though…

      • juris imprudent

        Safe enough for my work… WFH (on the non-work computer).

      • Tundra

        Giddy up!

      • Grummun

        It is startling the alacrity with which Q can locate porn containing very specific elements.

  26. rhywun

    No meetings today past the usual four stand-ups in the morning! ?

  27. Certified Public Asshat

    NEW – Hillary Clinton: #Bitcoin threatens US dollar as reserve currency.pic.twitter.com/2voMmlf4LO— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) November 19, 2021

    There is still time to start stacking.

    • Q Continuum

      Dateline November 22, 2021:

      Bitcoin committed suicide yesterday with 4 shots to the back before setting itself on fire.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s foreshadowing action from the Feds, which I think we all knew was coming.

      • Urthona

        Also around the holidays every single year bitcoin plummets mightily as some people cash it out for spending. Good time to buy.

    • Suthenboy

      They are deliberately destroying the US dollar and now they want to bitch because people are fleeing to other forms of currency? Did her colostomy bag start backing up to her brain?
      What we need is the New Soviet Man.

      I swear….these fucking idiots.

  28. Q Continuum

    “Kamala Harris’ communications director is leaving the administration”

    She has got to be one of the worst people to work for in DC; and that’s saying a *lot*.

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “ Why not ten billion? Or a hundred billion? Or a billion billion?”
    Listen you heartless right wing nutter, a quadrillion or get the fuck out.

  30. Rebel Scum

    I saw the lunar eclipse this morning. Me and the lady got up, went outside in the cold for a few minutes. Then back to bed. Couldn’t get back to sleep, but I suppose it was worth it.

    • robc

      Are you me? Except I went back to sleep.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      TLDR: Guys who fuck and forget are happier people.

      At least until it catches up to them.

    • Q Continuum

      Other groundbreaking research found that the sky is blue and water is wet.

      • UnCivilServant

        In latest studies the Pope is not catholic, and bears shit in the #5 Truck Stop. (Avoid that one)

  31. db

    There was some discussion overnight about rice cooking methods–when to rinse and when not to. I never do, as I like my rice to stick a bit, or contribute to thickening the sauce/curry/whatever it’s involved with. My GF seems to like to rinse it but doesn’t always.

    What are your preferences?

    • rhywun

      Always prefer sticky rice.

    • PieInTheSky

      I generally don’t cook rice.

      • Not Adahn

        You need to put an ellipses between “cook” and “rice.”

    • Nephilium

      It depends on what the rice is going to be used for. Pilaf and risotto are both rice dishes, but are prepared very differently.

      • rhywun

        OK yeah pilaf needs not-sticky rice. I’ve only made it from the box though. 🙂

    • UnCivilServant

      Rice is not food, it’s a dessicant.

      • db

        I’ll take that as a vote against rinsing…

    • Rat on a train

      We have a rice cooker. Put rice and water in and turn on. No rinsing.

    • ron73440

      My wife is Okinawan, she always rinses it and we have a Japanese rice maker.

      That thing is 22 years old and still going strong. (The rice maker, not my wife)

      • PieInTheSky

        You enslaved a POC woman? you goddamn oppressor

      • Not Adahn

        My Zojirushi is the only rice cooker I’ve encountered that was worth having.

      • ron73440

        My Zojirushi is the only rice cooker I’ve encountered that was worth having.

        That’s what ours is.

        When she picked it out, I balked at the price, but she HATED the $25 steam/rice cooker I had gotten her, so I bought it.

        I think it was $200, which was a lot for us back then, but we have definitely gotten our money’s worth.

      • Not Adahn

        Honestly, cheap rice cookers work less well than a pot on a stove.

  32. ignoreLander

    I’ve got a better idea than either of these proposals: just get rid of public schools and give the tax money per student to the parents so they can all send their kids to the school of their choice (or homeschool them, obviously).

    I’ve got a better idea than all: Do away with government schools, let the parents keep their confiscated property tax money and spend it how they see fit (or not) for their children’s education.

    Hey is that faint laughter I hear across the Internet?

    • ignoreLander

      Upon further review, that is pretty much exactly what Sloopy said in the links. I’m so used to the argument being framed as “either send your kids to be indoctrinated and get a shitty education because you’re already being forced to pay for it, or you can still pay for it then also pay a huge premium to get your kid a proper education, sans indoctrination”. When someone actually makes the point “hey it’s my money, let me choose the product”, it catches me off guard.

      • robc

        Sloopy’s sounds more like an intermediate solution, vouchers with no public schools. While yours sounded more like, just burn the fucking system to the ground, taxes and all. Which is the better option, but sloopy’s can be passed, at least in part.

        My daughter, for example, attends a charter school, so that is about 1/4 of the way down the path.

        Range:
        Public schools
        Charter schools
        Vouchers
        Vouchers but close all public schools (the sloopy plan)
        Separation of school and state (the iL plan)

      • Urthona

        Yeah.

        While I love that idea, it obviously has a zero chance of happening.

        Start with vouchers or tax rebates.

      • robc

        Incrementalism is to step down that ladder. 40 states allow charter schools now, it is nearly ubiquitous. Some places have vouchers, that is where the next big push needs to be.

        The question I like to ask, (which excludes supporting the final step, but I don’t think that one is realistic anyway) “Do you support public education or public schools?” Vouchers is a way to support educating the public. With enough successful private schools, it becomes possible to move to the next step — vouchers without public schools. But it is one step at a time.

      • Fourscore

        “Do you support public education or public schools?”

        In any discussion about schools with friends I always pointed out that the two are mutually exclusive.

        Bumper sticker, “If you can read this thank your parents”

        Even the kid on the corner selling stuff understands supply and demand (and inflation)

      • R C Dean

        I correct anyone who refers to “public schools”.

        “You mean government schools, right?”

      • ignoreLander

        Start with vouchers or tax rebates.

        Which is the better option, but sloopy’s can be passed, at least in part.

        Damn y’all, and your logic and shit.

        But yeah, I agree. And I don’t even have a horse in the race, except it galls me that my property taxes are being used not only to NOT give kids a solid education, but also to groom them to be the next generation of the cancer infesting this country currently.

    • Nephilium

      My interim solution is backpack funding. Divide up the schooling budget by the number of students in the state. Each school gets paid a share based on the number of students they have enrolled. The real weakness in backpack funding is it doesn’t help homeschooling parents (without opening up a section that will be abused heavily by the worst actors), nor those of us without children who are paying taxes for schools. It does introduce competition, gives a big leg up to private schools, and provides an incentive to make the parents happy.

    • DEG

      When pushing against CRT and mask mandates in school came up in Reopen NH and Reopen PA related groups, I told folks that stopping these things are good first steps. The end goal must be to abolish the public schools, otherwise the usual suspects will come back with something else.

      Some people got it.

  33. robc

    Lets brew Wednesday, only 2 days late!

    Whitbread XX xpt

    Replace the goldings with something citrusy or piney from the PNW and it would be a modern American IPA. I think it looks delicious as it is.

    • Nephilium

      Probably want to drop the invert sugar, and replace the Fuggles with a bit more alpha acid heavy strain, but I’d drink that as it was.

      • robc

        I thought about replacing the Fuggles too, but, nah, they work fine. I see no reason to drop the invert sugar. I know Americans have a thing against it, but not sure why. Especially invert #2 to give a tiny bit of color.

      • Nephilium

        The dislike of sugar in beer is probably a holdover from the German influence more then anything. We know the pilgrims fermented damned near anything that had any sugars in it that could be extracted. I use it based on the style I’m going for and the final target ABV. Nothing against the Fuggles, just seems wasteful to need to use almost half a pound of them when you could get away with probably a couple of ounces of Magnum.

      • robc

        Yeah, its why whenever I make a traditional German beer, I intentionally find some way to violate the reinheitsgeboten.

        Which is another word to prove slumbrew’s sokal hoax theory.

      • robc

        The biggest advantage to using a higher alpha acid hop up front is to cut way down the physical amount of hops. That is 7 oz of Fuggles in 5 gallons.

      • slumbrew

        Probably want to drop the invert sugar, and replace the Fuggles with a bit more alpha acid heavy strain,

        Admit it – this is just some sort of Sokal Hoax, isn’t it?

      • robc

        be quiet, people believe we are using real terms. Like trub. Pronounced “troob”.

        Next I am going to start making shit up about “hot break” and “cold break”.

      • robc

        Clearly entirely made up:

        Vorlauf — At the outset of lautering and immediately prior to collecting wort in the brew kettle, the recirculation of wort from the lauter tun outlet back onto the top of the grain bed in order to clarify the wort.

      • slumbrew

        Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity Worting

  34. Q Continuum

    “‘Many Portlanders no longer feel safe,’ Mayor Ted Wheeler said. ‘And it is our duty, as leaders of this city, to take action and deliver better results within our crisis response system.’ ”

    Translation: Violence and crime are no longer politically useful so we have to stop it.

    I guess nobody told these blue city shitheads that once you create a monster, it’s very difficult to control it.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Imagine my shock.

    ‘Jump-kick man’ who was filmed kicking Kyle Rittenhouse in the head before the teen shot at him is revealed as a career criminal with an open domestic violence charge for ‘throwing his girlfriend to the ground and attacking her’

    • WTF

      One of the many heroes brutally targeted by white supremacist Rittenhouse that day.

    • Urthona

      Is today the day Kyle goes to prison for life and the left rejoices?

      I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • Drake

      The state knew his identity and withheld it. Probably one more reason to declare a mistrial.

      • WTF

        Don’t know if the judge has the guts to stand up to the mob, though.

      • Drake

        Doesn’t look like anyone does.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      They were turning their lives around by marching for justice and heroically trying to stop a mass shooter.

    • The Last American Hero

      He’s a BLM ally rioting in the suburbs of Wisconsin. This is my shocked face.

      • juris imprudent

        And the current people walking under the BLM banner in Kenosha – Black Lynch Mob?

      • The Last American Hero

        If msnbc manages to fix the jury, probably. Is there a scenario where the trial ends, the jury foreman comes out and talks to the press and says they acquitted because the evidence made it apparent kh was defending himself?
        No. And the answer is no because the commies outside the courthouse want weregild for one of their own getting gunned down.

  36. Rat on a train

    Traffic frozen in spots in NW DC due to climate change protesters

    Extinction Rebellion’s Reilly Polka told WTOP that “activists are currently using a pink boat and their bodies to disrupt rush hour traffic” to bring attention to “a climate and ecological emergency.”

    Disrupting people’s commutes Throwing a tantrum is an effective way to gain support.

    • Urthona

      They’re really helping the climate causing all those cars to idle.

      • WTF

        That’s not their goal anyway, their goal is to gain attention and feel as though they are doing something noble and important.

    • SDF-7

      Wait, I thought we liked gridlock in DC… 😉

    • Fourscore

      While wearing their super warm clothes. Climate change will warm their dear hearts up and they’ll need shorts/t-shirts for dress up.

  37. Rebel Scum

    I do nazi how Germany has failed to learn from its history.

    Germany will limit large parts of public life in areas where hospitals are becoming dangerously full of COVID-19 patients to those who have either been vaccinated or have recovered from the illness, Chancellor Angela Merkel said on Thursday.

    The move is necessary to tackle a “very worrying” fourth wave of the pandemic that is overburdening hospitals, she said.

    “Many of the measures that are now needed would not have been needed if more people were vaccinated. And it isn’t too late to get vaccinated now,” Merkel said. …

    Merkel said the federal government would also consider a request by regional governments for legislation allowing them to require that care and hospital workers be vaccinated. …

    In a show of unity, finance minister and chancellor-in-waiting Olaf Scholz attended Merkel’s news conference.

    “To get through the winter, we will see drastic measures that have not been taken before,” he said.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “To get through the winter, we will see drastic measures that have not been taken before,” he said.

      At least not for a few generations…

      • rhywun

        More likely, it was the same measures they took last winter and gosh gee they didn’t “work” then either.

      • Nephilium

        They just didn’t do it hard enough!

    • Urthona

      35% is a lot of unvaccinated to be pissed. i gotta think there are political consequences to this.

    • rhywun

      Verpiß dich.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Unpopular opinion: covid patients should never have been put in ICU. Just give em a bunch of whatever may work, mostly vitamins and minerals aspirin and whatever drugs may work, and hope for the best.

    • Urthona

      By putting them in the icu the hospital actually gains immense power over them tom and they cannot be removed.

      But i sound like a conspiracy theorist.

    • SDF-7

      I don’t think that opinion is unpopular around here. The zero middle ground between “Send ’em home and tell them to ride it out” and “Incubate in the ICU!” has been harped on more than once. And once Pfizer’s subscription model *cough*… And once the vax enters the picture, the lack of theraputic treatment became even more commented on.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Where’s the $$$ in that?

    • R C Dean

      Well, other than we actually save the majority of our ICU patients. Believe it or not, even though we aren’t doing what we could with medication etc., we have improved how he handle ICU patients. Most if not all would die without the ICU, and we send a lot of them home rather than to the morgue.

      • robc

        What does a spanish villa and the Atlanta transit system have to do with each other?

      • limey

        I really like the “______ Area Rapid Transit” model of naming these transit systems, but as far as I can tell nowhere beginning with ‘F’ has adopted this nomenclature.

      • Nephilium

        Cleveland of course, had to go against the grain. We have a Regional Transit Authority which runs our buses and light rail (poorly). Hell, you’d think Cleveland Area Rapid Transit would have worked better.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “I was riding a FART the whole way to work this morning. It was a great relief when I finally let go of the FART and walked the rest of the way.”

      • robc

        I have criticized the abbreviation FoCo for Fort Collins (FtC is clearly the correct one), but I rally like TransFort for the transit system.

      • robc

        But, seeing Neph’s comment, F-Cart wouldn’t be bad either.

      • slumbrew

        Glib-fit

    • SDF-7

      There’s those furin cleavage sites again….

  39. ignoreLander

    This story was updated at 4:55 p.m., Nov. 18, to correct that Lowell High School will not necessarily return to the previous, merit-based admissions system.

    I love it man. We’re trying to legislate away intelligence. We’re trying to legislate away ambition, hard work, talent. We think through the force of law and social engineering, we can make the less intelligent, smarter. We can make the untalented, have gifts. We can make the mediocre, exceptional.

    It’s the very nature of humankind that some will rise above in certain facets. I wish I was born a great writer. Plus I wish I had fantastic technical skill in the language of machines. I felt like I saw a lot of current technical trends coming, but, lacking any ability to speak of, I couldn’t capitalize.

    Throwing me into a gifted person’s school because of the color of my skin would not have magically given me the talent I lacked, it would have brought the others down, and it would have humiliated me. Radicalized, even. Instead I stayed in the “normal person” school, where I did just fine, got in a field I like, and now live a prosperous and comfortable life (until I get fired for refusing the jab).

    I quote that great modern philosopher, Judge Smails, when I say, ” The world needs ditch-diggers too”.

    Your God-given abilities don’t care about your melanin content, they truly don’t. It’s an oft-repeated point, but I’ll make it again anyway: when this is the first, last, and only thing you ever notice about a human being, WHO IS IT that’s the racist, again?

    {soapbox} /demount

    • WTF

      I guess Harrison Bergeron is now a how-to manual along with 1984.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Equity is sawing the tall guy off at the knees so everything’s supposedly fair and then no one can reach whatever’s on the top shelf. It’s bullshit that’s as obvious as the nose on your face.

      • ron73440

        I my company’s DEI training, equality was explained as “Everybody gets a box to stand on, doesn’t matter if you need the box or not, evertything is equal so everyone gets a box” with that picture of people watching a game from outside the fence.

        I might have fucked up, but I answered the survey after we completed it honestly.

        They said they wanted honest feedback and that it was anonymous, so I took them at their word.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Why are we helping these people watch a game they didn’t pay to see? Break down the boxes to make the fence taller and have the freeloaders buy for tickets.”

      • ron73440

        Did you bring your breaking down boxes gloves?

      • R C Dean

        I am amused that the universally used picture illustrating “equity” is a bunch of freeloaders.

      • WTF

        So, what they’re saying is that the basket height in the NBA should be lowered to accommodate midgets.

    • rhywun

      It’s madness.

      All the lefty cities are doing this, too. All to distract from the uncomfortable fact that all the smart-kid schools were full of Asians and whites.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The idea of the blank slate vis a vis raising kids was discredited some time ago. It’s about 20% nurture vs 80% nature. Bad parenting, like really bad parenting, can completely wreck an otherwise sound personality though.

    • limey

      It’s all the fault of the covid deniers, the anti-maskers, and the evil anti-vaxxers. They are forcing the hand of these brave politicians and bureaucrats who are selflessly protecting us against the horrible might of the extreme far right menace that is the anti-vaxxer/masker, their misinformation terrorism, their biological terrorism, and their petulant mewling whinging and whining about “freedom”. They are so petulant and obtuse in their complaints that we know they do not even begin to understand freedom! Freedom means doing what’s right for your comrades, and taking the shot! Anyone who doesn’t take the shot is literally trying to kill you.

    • prolefeed

      It’s triage. If you find yourself doing nationwide triage during peacetime and no natural disaster, the problem is government policies.

  40. PieInTheSky

    Sen. Bernie Sanders: “It is not acceptable that the two wealthiest people in this country, Mr. Musk and Mr. Bezos, take control of our space efforts to return to the Moon, […]This is not something for two billionaires to be directing.”

    https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1461339202579226624

    because bureaucrats are so much better at it

    • db

      Fuck That Commie POS Bernie Sanders

      • Nephilium

        You know… I’d kick in some money to send him to the moon. As long as it was a one way ticket.

      • db

        As long as he has to buy his own life support system.

      • juris imprudent

        Buy? No, he has to get the govt issue one.

    • Rebel Scum

      I wish that commie kook would go away.

    • slumbrew

      “Private individuals should not do things I do not approve of!”

      • rhywun

        I can see the red face and the spittle flying just from reading that.

      • slumbrew

        Thank you, it’s the image I was going for.

      • Fourscore

        lol, you made see it too. Disturbing but accurate

    • Suthenboy

      Of course….it is Granpa Gulag. Who coulda guessed?

      • db

        “Granpa Gulag.” I’m stealing that.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    I guess Harrison Bergeron is now a how-to manual along with 1984.

    The idea was sound, but Diana Moon Glampers failed in execution. We can’t let one little slip-up destroy the whole program.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just think how much this kind of stuff occurs and then isn’t caught because there aren’t outside eyes on the proceedings. Until absolute immunity for prosecutors is crushed our justice system is going to be fucked in the worst way.

    • WTF

      Unfortunately once you’re an enemy of the state, the actual law and facts don’t matter.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    “To get through the winter, we will see drastic measures that have not been taken before,” he said.

    The Australian method, then? You’ll need to dig a moat. A really big one.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Sen. Bernie Sanders: “It is not acceptable that the two wealthiest people in this country, Mr. Musk and Mr. Bezos, take control of our space efforts to return to the Moon, […]This is not something for two billionaires to be directing.”

    Dear Senator Red Depends-

    What is or is not acceptable to you is of little consequence to the world at large.

  44. Tom Teriffic

    Apropos of something… Oh yeah, Birthdays.

    She’d likely disapprove of my saying it here, but the happiest of birthdays to the one and only Gender Traitor!

    • PieInTheSky

      19 Today? Happy birthday

      • Nephilium

        21… don’t try to take her wine away.

    • juris imprudent

      Big time birthday celebration for the happy couple!?!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Happy happy Birthday! GT!

    • Sean

      Happy birthday GT!!!!!

    • Tundra

      Happy birthday, GT!

      Thanks for the heads-up TT!

    • Fourscore

      X2 what my predecessors said. You’re a lucky man, according to some you are terrific.

    • DEG

      Happy Birthday Gender Traitor!

    • Gender Traitor

      Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes!

      (TT, you in a heap o’ trouble, boy!)

      • Tom Teriffic

        What??? I never mentioned any numbers!! Didn’t even use the word!

  45. Rebel Scum

    This is fine.

    If the Biden Administration decides to tap U.S. emergency crude reserves to push down domestic energy prices, it may not help all that much. The supplies may just be exported away like last month. About 1.6 million barrels of crude from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve — a monthly record — was shipped out in October, according to data from market intelligence firm Kpler. Three cargoes were

    About 1.6 million barrels of crude from the U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve — a monthly record — was shipped out in October, according to data from market intelligence firm Kpler. Three cargoes were loaded onto a supertanker in the U.S. Gulf Coast and are headed to Asia.

    “Given the ongoing pace of the current SPR release — 12 million barrels in the last two months and the biggest weekly release so far last week at 3.1 million barrels — it’s fair to assume more SPR barrels are going to leave U.S. shores in the weeks ahead,” said Matt Smith, an oil analyst at Kpler.

    The White House has been mulling a range of options to ease soaring pump prices and Democrats are pressing for a potential ban on oil exports as well as the release of crude from the nation’s strategic reserves.

    I can think of a few things to correct the situation, one is to not ship out our strategic reserves…

    • WTF

      Why the fuck would we be shipping strategic reserves to Asia? Especially after cutting domestic production?
      These fuckers in charge really do work for the nation’s enemies.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Damn good question.

      • creech

        Which countries in Asia? Japan, Taiwan, Commie China, North Korea, South Korea??

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m guessing Brunei

      • creech

        Coals to Newcastle.

      • UnCivilServant

        There was actually a guy who made his fortune hauling coal to Newcastle. His ship arrived just in time for a miner’s strike and the city was out of coal.

    • Tom Teriffic

      Look into “supply chain disruptions”. How many of those ships, especially in the Gulf of Mexico, are oil tankers looking for somewhere to offload?

    • Sensei

      I can’t speak to this directly, but it’s a global commodity. So it’s possible it was done in exchange for an import or redirection from somewhere else. Or physical delivery on an future, for example.

      So before I get upset I’d want more information.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Faith healer

    Fauci said on MSNBC’s “All in with Chris Hayes” that he has believed “for some time now” that boosters are effective and should be recommended for all adults in the U.S. who received their vaccine six months ago or longer.

    He “thinks”. He “believes”. “Maybe”. “Should”.

    How is this senile quack not in a straitjacket, under heavy sedation?

    • ignoreLander

      8th grade Honors Chemistry, Mrs. Wilcox. One of my favorite teachers. I’ll never forget, one day she told us, if you’re practicing science, the “weasel words” should never come into play. At the time we didn’t know what weasel words were and and said ask Ms. Wilson.

      Ms. Wilson, 8th grade English, told us they were words slipped into the language as a tool to be talking but saying nothing at all. “may” “might” “could” “possibly”.

      If you think about it, these words can take a single strong statement of fact, and completely wipe away any vestige of meaning it has.

      “Getting vaccinated will save your life”. Declarative statement. Can be conclusively proven or disproven. Science.

      “Getting vaccinated might save your life”. This statement has no meaning whatsoever. You can literally replace the 2 clauses in that sentence with any compatible parts and have a statement. “Swimming might aerate the soil”. “Greeting cards might haunt abandoned houses”. Yes, these statements are non-sensical, yet they mean exactly as much as the statement “Getting vaccinated might save your life”.

      This is our science and public health guru, the one so many cultists get on their knees and do the Wayne’s World “we’re not worthy” bit while worshipping. God help us.

      • Fourscore

        A VN friend in Houston got her booster on Wed, said she was sick the whole night, chills/fever. I asked about the next booster. She said never again and her sisters/brothers agreed.

        “When you’ve lost the Asians …”

      • R C Dean

        Ms. Wilson, 8th grade English, told us they were words slipped into the language as a tool to be talking but saying nothing at all. “may” “might” “could” “possibly”.

        As I am fond of saying, the meaning of any sentence containing “may” is not changed by adding “or may not”.

      • slumbrew

        I have adopted that from you – I keep mentally saying “or may not” when I read “may”.

      • R C Dean

        *mails invoice to slumbrew*

      • slumbrew

        “infected” is probably more accurate than “adopted”

        *retains counsel*

  47. Sensei

    The Ship’s Captain Died at Sea. Six Months Later, His Body Was Still in Its Freezer.

    BUCHAREST—After 40 years at sea, on his last voyage before retirement, Captain Dan Sandu slipped into his cabin on the MV Vantage Wave, a cargo ship sailing away from India, feeling unwell. “Don’t worry,” he typed in what would be a final email to his wife in April. “Everything will be fine.”

    Last month, the ship, by then floating off the United Arab Emirates, sent what had become a familiar plea. Captain Sandu was dead and his body was in the ship’s walk-in freezer. For six months, it had traveled thousands of miles lying near the crew’s meat and vegetables. They needed to get him back to Romania.

    It was the 13th country the Vantage Wave petitioned. All had refused to receive the body.

    • UnCivilServant

      Standard procedure when the freezer space is available.

      Dumping officers overboard for the sharks is so 19th century.

      • Not Adahn

        “And I buried the old man, I buried him at sea”

  48. prolefeed

    The article about Austria failed to mention how the government intends to force all the unvaxed to get the jab. Public health stormtroopers kicking in doors and holding down screaming dissenters while someone else jabs a needle in?

    • rhywun

      Some brave country was bound to be the trendsetter. (And normalizer.)

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Looks like fines first. Beatings by March.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Wow. This anecdote from @NellieBowles
    about how the NYT wouldn’t publish her story on the damage done by the Kenosha riots until after the election is really damning

    “Damning”

    *morose chuckle*

    We’re fucked. The world is being run by depraved sociopaths.

    I have an image in my head of a child, face and hands smeared with chocolate frosting, brazenly (gleefully) denying that it was she who attacked the birthday cake intended for another.

    “Nuh-uhh! Prove it.”

    • juris imprudent

      Those who still subscribe to the NYT as the paper of record will never yield their faith.

    • rhywun

      None of this was ever about “BLM”. It’s about attempting a communist takeover.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This guy gets it^

      • juris imprudent

        They are totalitarians, yes; communists – not so much. They don’t even have that clear of a vision. Their whole fucking shtick is tear down what exists but they really have no clue what will replace it – spontaneous utopia apparently. Their complaints aren’t all that different than our own – it’s all about how fucked things are, not how they are going to get better. Thus my hypothetical yesterday about the political parties in the post-divorce freer states.

      • R C Dean

        Their complaints aren’t all that different than our own – it’s all about how fucked things are, not how they are going to get better.

        Their worldview requires a totalitarian state for things to get better. They are not particularly articulate about the moral/ethical/practical underpinnings of their uberstate.

        Our (well, my) worldview requires a much smaller state, and relies on spontaneous order for things to get better once the dead hand of the state is lightened. We actually have moral/ethical underpinnings, and rely on spontaneous order for the practicalities.

      • juris imprudent

        And we are constantly fighting against both the right and left who insist that things would just be a little better with some ‘guidance’. They may not have a concrete form of their perfect world – but ours is a never-ending battle.

      • rhywun

        Sure, for most of the foot soldiers. But I believe the ones who are pulling the strings are full-blown communists. Hell, the founders of BLM said as much. Their media enablers are on board, too.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    To be sure, under ordinary circumstances we would be outraged by totalitarianism

    Mueckstein, the health minister, said many factors contributed to the current situation, including Austria’s lower-than-expected vaccination rate and the seasonal impact of the virus. But he also apologized for state and federal leaders’ initial reluctance to implement stronger measures.

    “Unfortunately, even we as the federal government have fallen short of our standards in some areas,” he said. “I want to apologize for that.”

    ——-

    Mueckstein, the health minister, said many factors contributed to the current situation, including Austria’s lower-than-expected vaccination rate and the seasonal impact of the virus. But he also apologized for state and federal leaders’ initial reluctance to implement stronger measures.

    “Unfortunately, even we as the federal government have fallen short of our standards in some areas,” he said. “I want to apologize for that.”

    “Given the current infection developments, we believe there are no alternatives to even greater contact restriction than recently, so any measures that help curb the momentum are welcome,” he added.

    This time is different.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Why the fuck would we be shipping strategic reserves to Asia? Especially after cutting domestic production?
    These fuckers in charge really do work for the nation’s enemies.

    Seriously.

    We should be shipping that oil to the Saudis.

  52. PieInTheSky

    Youngkin got elected on culture war issues about race and sex

    So, Youngkin chose a guy with pronouns in his bio to do his comms who also served on the Georgetown Latinx Leadership Forum and supports virtually everything Youngkin’s voters voted against

    This is peak GOP

    https://twitter.com/emeriticus/status/1461604311981600776

    the future is Latinx

    • creech

      Gauleiter Wolf is disappointed.

  53. PieInTheSky

    #277 – The New American Dream | The Tim Dillon Show

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCXqxESTi5k

    more serious episode than usually for Tim but for some reason it is still one pf the few podcasts I enjoy

  54. PieInTheSky

    Twitter is not real life. But it sort of is, because it gives you insight into how those most passionate about an issue feel, and those people drive political outcomes. This is the norm on anything having to do with COVID, there is something very sick in the culture.

    https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1461370230303707148

    • ron73440

      Rick Holmes
      @HolmesAndCo
      ·
      22h
      Replying to
      @RichardHanania
      Unlike the reckless anti-vaxxers, people at the other end of the spectrum -anxious and overprotective of their kids – don’t make headlines. They also don’t deserve your ridicule. Covid has killed millions ffs.

      What is wrong with people?

      • Tundra

        They have no mission in life. The drama of covid provides the only meaning in their pathetic lives.

      • Rebel Scum

        Probably. They need a righteous cause for their own self worth.

      • Tundra

        It sure would be better if they would just go to church.

      • slumbrew

        When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

        – G.K. Chesterton

        As a weak-atheist/agnostic, I try to keep that quote in mind.

      • Suthenboy

        I am not sure I agree with Mr. Chesterton. Not everyone is motivated by fear of punishment or a desire of reward.

        See: The shopping cart theory.

        Dumb Asshole: “You are telling me that if you could steal a million dollars and no one would know, you would not do it? That is bullshit.”

        Suthenboy: “It is not true that no one would know. I would know. It isn’t bullshit, it is just that people like you cant understand what I am saying.”

        I am a pretty solid atheist. I put my grocery carts back in the corral thingy. Every time.

      • ron73440

        I agree with Suthen, I never understood the people who had ATM Malfunctions and took all the money and spent it.

        I’m thinking “you know that’s not yours, what the hell are you doing?”.

        And then they act surprised when the bank tries to get it back.

      • juris imprudent

        Hoffer has a good one to bear in mind also:

        For though ours is a godless age, it is the very opposite of irreligious. The true believer is everywhere on the march, and both by converting and antagonizing he is shaping the world in his own image. And whether we are to line up with him or against him, it is well that we should know all we can concerning his nature and potentialities.

      • Animal

        I was going to reply, but I see Suthen already neatly summed up what I was going to say. So I don’t need to reply.

        ^ Except for that.

        ^ And that.

      • slumbrew

        You’re right, Suthen, that it’s not a hard and fast rule – I’d put myself in the same boat as you. I’m big on the Golden Rule and that’s not based on anticipated punishment/reward.

        But it does have explanatory power for a lot of observed behavior. See, also, my comment about Greenies and Calvinists (TULIP!)

        (I also _always_ put my carts back. I have special disdain for those who can’t be bothered)

      • Tundra

        I’m not sure that’s what he meant. Faith provides an important moral framework. It’s great that you have established your own, but that is certainly not common.

        Most of these new religions (wokeism, climate bullshit, communism, ‘vid freak out) couldn’t survive if people truly believed in the word of God and the promises therein.

      • Nephilium

        ron73440:

        Dumbest thing like that I’ve ever known to happen was at a previous place of employment. A contractor was let go, however due to a paperwork issue he kept receiving checks… for six months. He kept cashing them and spending them. When the company realized they were sending payments to a dead contract, they politely requested their money back. The former contractor said he didn’t realize the payments were in error and he had spent it. The company then thanked him, and said that their lawyers would be getting in contact with him.

      • slumbrew

        @DataDrivenMD – “data driven”.

    • ignoreLander

      Barf. Oh man does that touch a thread with me. This is “lives ruined” in a way I hadn’t pondered. And those poor kids.

    • Grumbletarian

      Clearly either cheese or bedsheets need to be banned.

    • Grummun

      I find the “tree diversity” map really interesting. One of the things that comes up as a negative, between the wife and me, when considering a move to the “free-er” west is how completely different the local flora will be, and how much our expectations of what we can grow would have to change.

    • Suthenboy

      Convicted on all top charges? They are still going to riot.
      The only way to put a stop to this is to get serious about putting a stop to it. Cut the rioters down in the streets. Find out who is financing and planning this nonsense. Go all of the way to the top. Put them in prison.

      • creech

        All agents are presently busy tracking down those who even thought about buying a bus ticket to go to D.C. on Jan. 6th.

      • R C Dean

        Now, now. Don’t exaggerate. Its not all of them. Many FBI/DOJ apparatchiks are piling up the overtime tracking down parents who complain about government schooling.

      • juris imprudent

        After which they have some school board complaints to investigate.

      • Grumbletarian

        A few are trying to setting up a plot to kidnap a lefty governor in hopes of finding non-feds who want to join up.

  55. Suthenboy

    Regarding the rice discussion from earlier:

    Rice done correctly: 1 cup basmati, 2 cups water, 2 chicken bullion cubes, a dash of sweet basil and two tablespoons of water. Place all in one of these: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Progressive-Prep-Solutions-Microwave-Rice-Cooker-4-Piece-Plastic-Set/704254878?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222222339757369&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=s&wl2=c&wl3=74492039807802&wl4=pla-4578091576772178&wl5=&wl6=&wl7=&wl10=Walmart&wl11=Online&wl12=704254878_0&wl14=microwave%20rice%20cooker&veh=sem&msclkid=8620a18e8fe3143a3524c01934cfff2c&gclid=8620a18e8fe3143a3524c01934cfff2c&gclsrc=3p.ds

    Microwave on high for 15 minutes. Perfect rice every time.

    Dont waste that 15 minutes…brown 1lb of ground beef and drain. Add in 1lb of Savoie’s dressing mix, 1/2 cup sauteed sweet bell pepper, 1/2 cup sautéed sweet onion (dont waste the liquid from the bells and onions, add that in as well), about 1/8 cup chopped pickled jalapeños, a dash of garlic, two or three beef bouillon cubes and a pinch of ground cayenne pepper. Mix well
    Add in the cooked rice and mix well. Mix, not stir. Put your spoon in along the side of the pot and scoop and lift. Dont mash the rice into goo. If it is not sticky enough for you add in about 1 cup of shredded sharp cheddar and mix well. That will glue it all together very well.

    I can whip that up in about 20-25 minutes and it makes a whole meal for the Mrs. and I for two days. It is freakin’ delicious.
    * wife sometimes adds in a little extra beef bouillon and water to make it soupy. A hot cup of that on a cold night hits the spot*

  56. Not Adahn

    So, what is #10 shot supposed to be used for? It’s all I could find online. It’s a high brass shell, so I’m assuming it’ll have some oomph. I currently don’t have any plans for it except for random shotgun games, though now I’m wondering if the trap/5 stand guys would allow it.

    • Suthenboy

      I would guess for pests at short range. Shot that small slows down very quickly. I cant think of anything else.

  57. Sensei

    Scientists mystified, wary, as Africa avoids COVID disaster

    “COVID-19 is gone, when did you last hear of anyone who has died of COVID-19?” Ndou said. “The mask is to protect my pocket,” he said. “The police demand bribes so I lose money if I don’t move around with a mask.” Earlier this week, Zimbabwe recorded just 33 new COVID-19 cases and zero deaths, in line with a recent fall in the disease across the continent, where World Health Organization data show that infections have been dropping since July.

    • UnCivilServant

      1: Antimalarials have a good track record at stopping Wuhan.

      2: Africa has a younger population and lacks many of the comorbidities of prosperity which make Wuhan dangerous.

      3: With the much worse diseases endemic to the continent, a but of a cough isn’t going to be noticed or reported.

      4: The reporting infrastructure isn’t in place for reports which may be made.

      • Sensei

        Right in line with my thoughts.

      • robc

        I posted a link to a study about a year ago verifying all of that. Basically, people susceptible to respiratory illnesses in 3rd world countries were already dead before covid came along.

        Covid is a disease of the old, rich, and over-weight.

        And there are strong correlations between those 3 factors.

    • Tundra

      Gee, how could that be?

      What’s that drug that is commonly used across Africa? You know, the same one used in certain states in India – with almost no covid.

      It’s a mystery for sure.

      • ron73440

        I know you’re not talking about HORSE PASTE!

        *Insert Donald Southerland scream and point*

      • Drake

        Nah – different variants of chloroquine. Used to keep the skeeters from killing you. Also handy against flu variants like covid. I was on the stuff while in Southern Asia, they sell it over the counter.

  58. Rebel Scum

    Women’s sports is dead. I hope feminists are happy.

    The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has published a new framework that discards rules on hormone levels for male-born trans athletes competing in women’s sports.

    The new framework, titled “IOC Framework On Fairness, Inclusion And Non-Discrimination On The Basis Of Gender Identity And Sex Variations,” states, “every person has the right to practice sport without discrimination and in a way that respects their health, safety, and dignity.”

    “Athletes should not be deemed to have an unfair or disproportionate competitive advantage due to their sex variations, physical appearance and/or transgender status,” the report said.

    IOC officials swapped out the 2015 framework for the new one, which reverses the committee’s earlier stance on transgender athletes. It previously stated women athletes were only allowed to compete if their testosterone levels were below a certain threshold 12 months before the Games.

    Under the new framework, sex testing to verify an athlete’s gender is deemed “disrespectful” and “potentially harmful” and “invasive physical examination.”

    • Suthenboy

      “Women’s sports is dead. I hope feminists are happy.”

      Mission accomplished. Of course they are happy. They are not ‘feminists’. They are commie pieces of shit. The goal is to destroy any and all institutions that instill discipline and strength of character overall. Organized sports is high on that list.

    • Fourscore

      The Bee is busy this morning

      • juris imprudent
      • Not Adahn

        WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House confirmed that presidential powers will be briefly transferred to Kamala Harris while President Biden undergoes a colonoscopy to find out what’s stuck in his butt.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      On the upside, I’ve always wanted an Olympic gold medal. Time to start hitting the juice and identifying as a woman. For a little while at least.

      It’s nonsense a five year old could spot.

    • LJW

      Funny how the lefts policies always hurt the left the most.

    • ignoreLander

      Under the new framework, sex testing to verify an athlete’s gender is deemed “disrespectful” and “potentially harmful” and “invasive physical examination.”

      Presented without comment.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Reeeeee! It’s not a contagious disease!

  59. DEG

    Vice President Kamala Harris’ communications director, Ashley Etienne, is leaving the Biden administration to pursue “other opportunities,” a White House official tells CNN.

    Does this mean Astrid is out of Joemala?

    Austria announced a new national lockdown and a plan to mandate vaccinations as coronavirus infections hit a record high Friday, forcing the government to walk back promises that such blanket shutdowns were a thing of the past.

    My friend in Vienna told me about this this morning. She says folks are tired of the Lil Rona Panic measures. I asked her if that means there will be mass protests/disobedience. She did not say. I also said she needs to get out.

    The jury members will return on Friday morning to resume their work. Unlike on previous days, they had no questions and no requests to review any evidence Thursday in the politically and racially fraught case.

    They left early yesterday. The Rekieta Law panel is speculating on acrimony between jurors. Today’s livestream

    Fourteen suspects drove away from the scene in three separate vehicles. Investigators said they are following leads, including license plates numbers for the criminals’ getaway cars.

    I expect not much from the police. Louis Vuitton will close the store.

    • Suthenboy

      She needs to get out….of Austria?

      I am sure if Louis Vuitton closes down that shop they will be made out to be the villain.

      • DEG

        She needs to get out….of Austria?

        Yes.

        She’s Bulgarian. She remembers the tail end of Communism and likens the Lil Rona Panic to what she remembers of Communism.

        I asked her if she was thinking about going back to Bulgaria since Bulgaria didn’t have much in the way of Lil Rona Panic restrictions, and those in place were widely ignored. About the time I sent that message, the Bulgarian government introduced vaccine passports.

    • ignoreLander

      Unlike on previous days, they had no questions and no requests to review any evidence Thursday in the politically and racially fraught case

      There is absolutely no racial component to this fraud case whatsoever, except for what the media has tried to gin up. Lying filthy whore mouths.

    • R C Dean

      Unlike on previous days, they had no questions and no requests to review any evidence Thursday

      Not sure how to process that, other than as a sign the jury is irretrievably deadlocked and have basically given up on trying to convince the holdouts and get a unanimous verdict. But who knows?

      Its the Friday before Thanksgiving. We will either get a verdict or the jury will say they are deadlocked. Then its up to the judge to send them back for more “deliberations”, or declare a mistrial.

  60. DEG

    SE PA Glibs: Meet-up this weekend. Check the forums for details.

    • juris imprudent

      Splendid, I’m road-trippin’ to Indiana.

  61. KSuellington

    “just get rid of public schools and give the tax money per student to the parents”

    Califórnia, of all places, will likely have that on the ballot in 2022. I doubt it will pass as the CTA will be tossing vast sums of money to defeat it, but it certainly stands more of a chance now than it did pre Vid panic.

  62. ron73440

    I did the head gasket on my truck.

    I got it all put together, but haven’t started it yet, wanted to take care of an axle leak.

    Broke my rule of no AutoZone parts on my other wife.(That’s what the first wife calls her)

    The spring came out when the shaft slid through(no euphemism).

    So now I am waiting a week and a half for a genuine Dana axle seal and I don’t want to fumigate the garage, can’t start the truck ’til then.

    Is there anything that is still normal?

    • ron73440

      Forgot to mention, it took 3 months to get the head gasket.

      Thanks Biden.

      I have been making “Thanks current president” jokes since Obama’s stimulus had large signs thanking the program.

      It doesn’t feel as much like a joke as it used to.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    I was just thinking about this, a while ago:

    I referred, on many occasions, to Donald Trump as a giant flaming bag of dog shit placed on the Washington Establishment’s front porch by the American People.

    What we have seen and suffered for the past year is their merciless retribution for that effrontery.

    • rhywun

      Yup, the left is nothing if not spiteful, petty, and vindictive.

      • juris imprudent

        As if the establishment right is chopped liver?

      • Not Adahn

        No, but they’ve yet to jail someone indefinitely for putting their feet on their desk.

      • Suthenboy

        Compared to the left? Yeah, pretty much.

      • Ed Wuncler

        What I hate about the establishment Right is that they constantly cater to the Left even though the Left will shit all over them and call the worst of the worst.

        McCain and Romney were called awful things during their campaigns by the Media and the Left but yet they continue to lick these people’s asses and fight for their approval. If I was Romney and was dragged through the mud like he was, I would have a scorched Earth policy and make life as hard as possible for the Democrat’s.

      • Ed Wuncler

        “Why do you make me hit you while all I want to do is love you?”

      • ron73440

        I’m starting to feel like a woman that’s been “told twice”.

      • Ed Wuncler

        “Bitch, why you asking questions about prices increasing on food staples? It’s just your imagination.”

  64. Rat on a train

    DC officials working to combat lack of traffic fine enforcement
    Traffic enforcement is racist.

    Just under 44,000 D.C. residents are eligible to be towed now, along with 167,000 Virginia drivers and 335,000 Maryland drivers. A car can be booted in the District if it has two unpaid fines.

    “We have asked the Metropolitan Washington Council on Governments to convene the three states so we all can negotiate a successful path forward on ticket reciprocity,” Deputy Mayor for Operations and Infrastructure Lucinda Babers said.

    Which third state? West Virginia?

  65. The Late P Brooks

    “IOC Framework On Fairness, Inclusion And Non-Discrimination On The Basis Of Gender Identity And Sex Variations,”

    Avery Brundage shrieks in Hell.

    • juris imprudent

      Deservedly.

  66. waffles

    How long until the jury in the KR case is hanged? Or hung, whatever.

    • R C Dean

      I would not even want to speculate about the hung status of any juror.

      I think its pretty likely they are deadlocked now., but its up to the judge, really. He can keep sending them back. I suspect if they are still deadlocked he will keep them through Tuesday, maybe Wednesday, but I don’t think he will keep them through the holiday.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    From Sensei’s link:

    <em<But there is something “mysterious” going on in Africa that is puzzling scientists, said Wafaa El-Sadr, chair of global health at Columbia University. “Africa doesn’t have the vaccines and the resources to fight COVID-19 that they have in Europe and the U.S., but somehow they seem to be doing better,” she said.

    “Experts” “mystified”.

    Africans: they baffle SCIENCE!

    • Rat on a train

      Since they don’t have vaccines, they don’t have vaccination holdouts which are the cause of severe COVID.

      • Sean

        I…uh…ummm…

        *golf clap*

      • R C Dean

        In the unlikely event this comes up in conversation, I will be using that.

        “As I understand it, the cause of the COVID problem in the US is vaccine holdouts. They aren’t really doing vaccines in Africa, so there aren’t any holdouts there. No holdouts, no problem. I think Africa’s success pretty much proves that holdouts are the problem.”

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I’ll take possible explanations for $500.00

      Humans have this.

      What is natural immunity?

    • Urthona

      Is it because they don’t have really old or obese people?

      i’m using my extensive medical training to ask these clever questions.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    In Nigeria, Africa’s most populous country, the government has recorded nearly 3,000 deaths so far among its 200 million population. The U.S. records that many deaths every two or three days.

    The low numbers have Nigerians like Opemipo Are, a 23-year-old in Abuja, feeling relieved. “They said there will be dead bodies on the streets and all that, but nothing like that happened,” she said.

    The wolf is out there. Be afraid. Honest.

    • Suthenboy

      I would guess that neither sets of reports are accurate. The US has been wildly inflating numbers while Africa is probably under reporting.

      • cyto

        I agree. Something has been wrong about this for a year, and nobody is saying anything. Africa and India should have been bloodbaths. Cities and population density were the big factors everywhere else, along with exposure of the elderly. They don’t have nursing homes. Grandma lives in the same house.

        But they also don’t test.

        And we over tested. And how much we over-reported? Who knows.

        But somehow magically nobody got the flu.

    • Rat on a train

      Hey, Nigeria, deaths with COVID. Don’t be like Italy.

    • rhywun

      Um… what is the life expectancy in Nigeria?

      *let me google that for me*

      Low 60s.

      The U.S. records that many deaths every two or three days.

      It’s a mystery.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Unlike on previous days, they had no questions and no requests to review any evidence Thursday

    “Your Honor, we’re a little stuck. We’d like to have Rittenhouse’s rifle, a live round and a deck of cards brought to the jury room.”

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I would like the skate board. If you think I’m unarmed, you wouldn’t mind if I hit you in the head with this would you?

  70. The Late P Brooks

    “Bitch, why you asking questions about prices increasing on food staples? It’s just your imagination.”

    Now get back out there and peddle that ass a little harder.

  71. cyto

    The Harris Biden feud is pretty epic because of the Jen Psaki analysis.

    When asked she said that Harris was the first woman of color, black woman, Indian woman, (this went on for some time) and there are old power structures of patriarchy and racism that do not accept her achievements…

    In other words, she said Biden’s cabinet is full of sexists and racists.