Top 5 Pop Acts of All Time

by | Nov 30, 2021 | Music | 350 comments

So Sloopy posted this link in the Founders’ Chat.

Much discussion ensued, with Brett L saying:

”High Fidelity prepared us for this: Top 5 pop acts of all time. Go.”

 

Your turn!

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350 Comments

  1. Shpip

    I had limited options for concert-going when I was a kid, so I’ve made up for it by seeing the acts I liked then, now (if they’re still around / touring). Strangely, many were groups named after places.

    Kansas
    Chicago
    Asia
    Boston
    Styx (mythical place, but still…)

    • Shpip

      That said, those groups are no one’s idea of the top five of all time. But I don’t need the extensive choreography of a stage act (looking at you Cher, Madonna, Gaga) or the “high energy three hour concert” (Springsteen, Garth Brooks).

      Freddie Mercury-era Queen and Michael Jackson were probably in most critics’ top five, but I’m no professional music critic.

    • rhywun

      Those 5 are very solid personal choices, well done!

      Esp. Kansas

      • Spudalicious

        Kansas had exactly two hits. You people are high.

      • rhywun

        Well, yeah. There’s a difference between “hits” and “music I like”. I was temporarily expanding my mind to include the latter.

      • Mojeaux

        I wore their greatest hits album out.

      • rhywun

        #metoo

      • Spudalicious

        Was it a 45?

      • MikeS

        ALOL

      • MikeS

        Did Asia have that many?

      • Shpip

        FWIW, between 1982 and 1990 Asia had ten singles that made the Top 40 on the US Mainstream chart, seven of which reached the top ten.

        By the time they released this song, pop music tastes had changed (read: every single was “Lil ___ feat. Whoever” doing some forgettable hip-hop autotuned crap).

      • MikeS

        Huh. I had no idea. I guess the stations I listened to weren’t taking cues from the Mainstream chart.

        This reminds me of something I heard Eddie Trunk talk about once about how geography played a part in what bands people knew, back before corporate radio. Bands that were “meh” nationwide might be huge in certain regions, and vice versa.

    • Spudalicious

      And as much as I like Boston as a teenager, when your shtick is soaring guitar riffs, everything is going to sound kind of the same.

      • Mojeaux

        Agreed but still.

      • Spudalicious

        Yeah, I still wore my cassettes out.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Boston only had one song, which they repeated across two albums.

      • Not Adahn

        Aerosmith has “Dream On,” and then only one other song they keep rereleasing under different names.

  2. Count Potato

    1. The Beatles
    2. Madonna
    3. Elton John
    4. Elvis Presley
    5. Mariah Carey
    6. Stevie Wonder
    7. Janet Jackson
    8. Michael Jackson
    9. Whitney Houston
    10. Rihanna

    I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen any of those people, and I’m certain Stevie Wonder has never seen me.

    • rhywun

      Heh, I’ve actually seen Stevie Wonder in concert. Older bro dragged me to it.

      I would have chosen to see the Beatles in their mid-sixties prime, no hesitation.

      Elton peaked on his first album, IMHO.

      The rest… hard meh.

    • DrOtto

      I saw Stevie Wonder several years ago after the Austin Grand Prix. When he started playing the national anthem on his knees, you never saw so many people walk out of a show. Zero mention in the local or national media.

  3. Tundra

    This is too hard of a question. But, since that’s a lame response:

    The Church
    Guided By Voices
    Hüsker Dü
    The Cure
    Replacements

    BRB with another five!

    • Count Potato

      I’ve seen The Cure and Hüsker Dü. I guess The Cure is kind of pop.

    • rhywun

      The question is epic trolling.

      I’m not even going to attempt a serious answer.

  4. Ownbestenemy

    Garth Brooks.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Elvis is the closest to country on that list, which apart from that is awful on a number of levels. Rihanna? Please.

      • Trigger Hippie

        People on the Twit feed kept asking “Where’s Kayne?”

        I don’t even know how to respond to that.

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    Stones live ’76
    Stones live ’81
    Stones live ’89
    Stones live ’09 the very best show

    • Bobarian LMD

      The Stones last good album came out when I was in High School.

      Scratch that… I was only 13 when Some Girls was released. Anything after that was mixed.

      I wore out Emotional Rescue and Tattoo You, but meh.

      • Bobarian LMD

        My grand-daughter wears my Stones ’81 shirt from the LA Coliseum. I didn’t get to go but my uncle got me the shirt.

        Prince and J Geils opened.

        Prince got booed off the stage when he sang ‘Jack Me Off’.

    • grrizzly

      Stones live ’13

    • BigT

      Stones: 72 Akron, 75 Cleveland, 78 Lexington, 89 Cleveland, 03 Columbus, 15 Columbus

      The last one my 3 kids went with me, all wearing my souvenir shirts from prior tours.

  6. Yusef drives a Kia

    All time?
    Elton
    Bowie
    Queen
    Mick

  7. Yusef drives a Kia

    Elvis
    The Cure
    Depeche Mode
    Pistols
    B-52’s

    • pistoffnick

      “B-52’s”
      *retches*
      There is no accounting for some people’s bad taste. :^)

      • pistoffnick

        “Love Shack” is an immediate change of the radio station for me.

      • DrOtto

        Love Shack is my Karaoke go to.

      • pistoffnick

        We can no longer be friends. Sorry.

      • Grummun

        ::taps mic:: Is this thing still on?

        …ahem…

        The BUUUUTT CRAAAACK is a place where
        two cheeks COME TOGETHER
        butt crack
        it’s a butt crack
        butt crack
        it’s a butt crack

        Thank you! Thank you all very much! I’ll just see myself out

      • Tundra

        Wrong.

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    MEGADETH!
    Fuck Metallica!

  9. Trigger Hippie

    Muddy Waters
    Pixies
    Misfits
    Tool
    Prince

  10. Zwak, sensual panzer

    Television
    Blondie
    Ramones
    X
    Minutemen

    And, bonus, if I never hear Beatles in any way, shape, or form again it will be too fucking soon.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Hey, tomorrow never knows.

      *shrugs*

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      OK, a couple of them aren’t really “pop”, so

      Stranglers
      Stiff little fingers
      Nick Cave
      Old ’97’s

      • MikeS

        I’ve only fairly recently discovered them, but this song is on my current (nd very fluid) top 100 songs list.

      • l0b0t

        (Squeals with delight) The Stranglers’ Shut Up has been my ringtone for many years. But I think Toiler On The Sea might be my favorite because of the decade-ahead-of-its-time keyboard work.

    • pistoffnick

      ‘…Minutemen”

      I knew I liked you, Zwak.
      Throw in some fireHOSE, Meatpuppets, Suburbs, and the Replacements and I’d gay marry you*.

      *j/k never getting married again!

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Well, I have seen fIREHOSE, Meatpuppets, Mike Watt…

      • pistoffnick

        *swoons*

        I’ve mentioned before that I have stalked Mike Watt’s house in San Pedro.

  11. Ghostpatzer

    OK, my five faves from HS daze ..

    Steppenwolf, because my first concert.

    The Who, because Tommy was the soundtrack to good times with my first GF.

    Cream, because I was introduced to weed at MSG during their concert.

    CCR, because I honed my vocal skills by singing along with Bayou Country all summer in 1968.

    The Mamas an the Papas because I love me some tight vocal arrangements.

    • rhywun

      The Mamas an the Papas because I love me some tight vocal arrangements.

      Oh hell yeah.

      Pop geniuses, truth be told.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Who — 1978 was my first real concert. Kenny Jones was on Drums and Pete Townsend was playing with a cast on.

        Last fucking row of the LA Forum.

        It was still incredible.

    • grrizzly

      My dad bought a cassette recorder in the early ’80s in the Soviet Union. It came with an album of the Mamas and the Papas. Like them since then.

  12. Drake

    J. Geils Band was easily the best live act I’ve ever seen.

    2. Dio
    3. Rush
    4. Cab Callaway
    5. Peter Frampton

    • MikeS

      J Geils Band was awesome before they turned pop. Then they were merely very good.

      • pistoffnick

        OK, MikeS, THAT was good!

      • MikeS

        I’m playing the whole album. And after that, I’m playing Blow Your Face Out per Drake’s suggestion. It’s a J Geils night!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Hey Reputa!

      • Spudalicious

        I would have listened to a lot more J. Geils if they had stuck with that.

    • Chafed

      Drake may be the most interesting man in the world.

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Iron Maiden
    Celtic Frost
    Pantera
    Iggy and the Stooges
    Debbie Gibson

    • MikeS

      ?

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Funny, I was just watching clips from American Psycho.

    And that list from Billboard sucks donkey balls.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Huey Lewis or Hootie and the BlowFish?

      • KSuellington

        Absolutely, Huey Lewis and the News made some great fricking pop music.

      • Bobarian LMD

        “I think with this album, they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.”

        Every song on that album was a commercial success.

  15. Yusef drives a Kia

    20 comments in, and my playlist is already posted, fucking Lemmings we are!

  16. Mojeaux

    Question hard. Brain hurts.

    Blondie
    ELO
    Kenny Loggins
    Dan Fogelberg
    Fleetwood Mac

  17. MikeS

    I’m not a big pop fan, but what are Janet, Whitney, and Rhianna doing on that list? And Janet is ahead of Michael?! And Madonna is ahead of Elton and Elvis?! Seems like this list (like most) was purpose-made to induce IOS*

    *Internet Outrage Syndrome

    • Mojeaux

      Janet > Michael

      Elton > Madonna

      Elvis ?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Without Elvis, we’d be talking Buble’ vs. Connick.

      • Mojeaux

        Connick Jr

        Nom nom nom

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’ll stick to pop.

    1) Prince
    2) Michael Jackson
    3) Bowie
    4) Peter Gabriel
    5) Rick Astley, bitches

    • Bobarian LMD

      Prince, even though I’m not really a fan, and Bowie need to replace someone (Rhianna and Janet because I’m apparently misogynistic) on this poorly ordered original list.

    • db

      As far as pop goes, those are solid. I’d replace Rick Astley with possibly Duran Duran.

  19. The Bearded Hobbit

    Very first concert I attended was Iron Butterfly on the Inna-Godda-da-Vida tour. Three warmup bands, including Buffalo Springfield. The second band hand to do a 45-minute cover of “Spoonful” because one of the Springfield drummers had slept past his ride to the venue.

    Memorable was the Steppenwolf concert where the lead guitarist broke a sting in the middle of “Monster” and they stopped the song to replace it.

    The concert where I lost my voice because I was screaming so loud was Blue Oyster Cult/Uriah Heep.

    Honorable Mentions to Rush (several times) and Jethro Tull.

    Oh, and Grand Funk Railroad with Bloodrock opening. Almost got laid after that one.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      BOC would finish their shows with all members on the same instruments during the encore. All five on guitars doing “Hot Rails to Hell” is etched onto my brain.

      Also: Never saw any of the folks on the list and, generally, never had any desire to.

  20. KSuellington

    Seeing as the question was five best pop acts it will have to be:

    1) Prince
    2) MJ
    3) Elvis
    4) Fleetwood Mac
    5) Taylor Swift

    • MikeS

      Yeah, I was surprised to see a few of them but no Prince. And Ms. Swift is still young, but AFAIK is earning (has earned?) her way onto that list.

    • MikeS

      Fleetwood Mac is another band that was better (IMO) before they turned pop.

      And for the metal heads, the more recent version.

      • KSuellington

        Agreed, they were better before they were pop (at least for my taste) but their pop output was good enough to put them high up there in the best list.

        Taylor is pop perfection. I imagine she is gonna keep dominating.

      • MikeS

        Fort sure, didn’t mean to diminish Fleetwood’s pop bona fides. I’m trying to remember…I think I saw an interview with Mic Fleetwood and he said (paraphrasing) it was too bad we made the musical change, but it made us big so…

      • rhywun

        I couldn’t name a single song.

        Long since pay no attention to what is now “pop”.

      • Drake

        I saw them about 10 years ago. Lindsey Buckingham is an underrated guitarist. “I’m So Afraid” was the highlight of the show.
        https://youtu.be/HPNGKZHRFSU

      • Chafed

        That song is so good that both versions work.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I saw Prince a couple weeks before he died. Great show. I wish I had splurged for better seats. Though I may be pigmentally challenged, deep inside there a funky little black man trying to get out.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Squeeze was one of the best “New Wave” pop bands.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      My roommate gave me a ticket to Difford and Tilbrook from Squeeze back in the 90s. Great show. Midway through the show my roommate looks at me and says “why did I waste the ticket on you? I should have brought a date.”

  21. Spudalicious

    My pop list:

    The ’70s.

    • Mojeaux

      ???

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Music went to hell after that. (Tightens onion on belt)

    • dbleagle

      I’ve been many more country or classical concerts but here goes:

      Dire Straits
      Queen (Only seen on YT but they look great. I missed the one time in HS but friends who went raved about it.)
      Fleetwood Mac
      John Prine (Nothing fancy but both times the crowd was really into it.)
      Neil Diamond

      • MikeS

        I’m forever irritated with myself for not seeing him more recently. I saw him close to 20 years ago. Had a chance in a small venue in Fargo a year or so before he died and missed my chance. Stupid.

      • pistoffnick

        I saw him in Fargo in the 90’s.

      • pistoffnick

        Also saw him in Wichita in the 2000’s

      • MikeS

        My one show was in Grand Forks in the 2000’s

      • dbleagle

        I saw him in Ventura, Cali back in the late 90’s and in Honolulu in 2012 or 2013.

        We brought our two teens to the Cali show. They were horrified when he started the show with “Spanish Pipedream” and the crowd, including their parents, started dancing in the aisles. But after the show I caught them listening to the CD’s and albums when they thought we couldn’t hear.

      • MikeS

        I had a vodka & ginger ale the day he died. OK, more than one. RIP, JP

      • pistoffnick

        Come take my hand.

      • dbleagle

        “Hot August Night”. The prologue building is still something.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I was going to mention “Hot August Night”. Still one of my favorites.

      • EvilSheldon

        Your list is close enough to mine that I’m just gonna go with it.

      • BigT

        John Prine! Saw him at a small club in cleveland in about 1979. Great!

        Loudon Wainwright III

  22. Fourscore

    Do you mean pop as in popular? Sorry kiddos

    Here’s my list, arrange them in any order you like

    Frank Sinatra
    Perry Como
    Ray Charles
    The Coasters and Drifters-tie
    Doris Day
    Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
    Connie Francis in any language
    Elvis
    Mamas and Papas
    Tony Bennett

    Your parents and grandparents would probably agree

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Years ago I remarked that I found great comfort in knowing that every single bar in New Mexico had a Patsy Cline song on the jukebox.

      • Fourscore

        Patsy’s on the country list but you are right

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      No love for Dean Martin?

      Sinatra may be the best of all time, especially while buzzed drunk in a smoky bar late at night.

      “One more for my baby, and one more for the road.”

      • Fourscore

        Dean almost made the list but Perry Como aced him out. I like the Dino though too.

      • Fourscore

        Rick should have been drinking coke on his last flight, he’d be here tonight. We were the same age.

      • KSuellington

        Dino was a far better human than Frank. Sammy was more talented than either of them.

      • MikeS

        OK. Now I need a bottle on Suntory.

    • Gustave Lytton

      You have excellent taste, 4X.

  23. Yusef drives a Kia

    Ted Nugent rocks, holy crap! A full blown Lib, in the best way,

    • Bobarian LMD

      Double Live Gonzo is my thrash.

  24. PutridMeat

    Dimmu Brogir
    Gorgoroth
    Surom
    Bloodbath
    Entombed

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      What! No Pig Destroyer?

      I just can’t even.

      • rhywun

        ℑ ???? ???’? ????.

  25. The Bearded Hobbit

    I forgot the two that I saw at Paulo Soleri:

    Santana and Pat Metheny.

    Both wonderful.

  26. Tulip

    No Rolling Stones? They do an awesome show.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Their “Bridge to Babylon” tour was probably the last concert I ever went to. Little, itty-bitty people on a stage far away. Wound up just watching the show on the massive teevee screen above the band.

      Three months later I saw the exact same concert on HBO from the comfort of my living room, same that I had seen shivering in the cold, standing on my feet. Pretty much closed the lid for me on live concerts.

    • Penguin

      I was wondering this. When I started buying albums in my early teens, I noticed that two bands I’d get records of had all these songs I’d previously heard and liked: Stones & Zeppelin.

  27. Raven Nation

    Well, this will probably get me banned from Glibs BUT, the two live performances I enjoyed the most were…

    Bruce Springsteen: his first ever concert in Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7UGF0JCAo

    Larry Norman: first time I ever saw him. Also probably in the 1980s. I think I was involved in stage set up but got to see the whole concert anyway.

      • Raven Nation

        I think the last album I’ve listened to was The Rising.

        I loved Born in the USA but, as I’ve aged, I’ve come to appreciate his earlier ones. My favorite is probably The River.

        Lot of Springsteen fans in Oz hated Born in the USA. Not because of the music, but because it was a pop hit and gained him a whole slew of new fans. We’d been waiting for him to come to Australia for 15 years and suddenly it became almost impossible to get tickets. For his concert in Brisbane, you could only order by mail (with a check). I had my grandma write a check and drove to the main post office on a Saturday morning to drop it off. The concert was scheduled to be held in a venue that held, I think, 8000. By Monday morning, they had 20,000 ticket apps. Moved it to a stadium that held 50,000 and he didn’t quite fill it.

      • rhywun

        Gah. I saw REM when they were huge. I don’t like that kind of concert.

        Fortunately my tastes got passed over and pretty much every concert I’ve seen since was much more intimate.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I was stationed in Ft Monmouth NJ when Born in the USA came out. You would thought, listening to the local rock station, that no other music had ever been made.

        There was a B side single not on the album. Jersey Girl. It was every third song on every station in NJ for the better part of a year.

        I have hated Springsteen with the white hot passion of a 1000 suns for 30 years.

      • Fourscore

        A lad from Freehold that made the big tme

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Norman and Randy Stonehill toured together a lot during the late 70s, and I always thought they were a solid live performance experience. Stonehill could be a real goofball on stage but he always delivered the goods, and Norman was kinda the ultimate straight guy, deadpan delivery that could just drop you if you were in the right mood.

  28. dbleagle

    Related questions. What is the best concert album? The best concert film?

    “The Last Waltz” for concert film is my selection.

    • Raven Nation

      Agree on The Last Waltz.

      You didn’t ask but, best soundtrack, Blues Brothers.

      • dbleagle

        Great soundtrack. The only song not filmed live was Aretha’s. The other could start again between takes but she was different enough that they couldn’t synch the takes. The next time you watch- watch closely. You’ll notice sometimes the sound and body synch, other times not.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Who concert/clip film ‘The Kids Are Alright’ was something that I wore out the album and a VHS.

        My Dad was ready to throw out the album.

      • Tundra

        Quadrophinia.

        But yeah.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That one too, but that was my school room-mate.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Movie: “Monterrey Pop”. The segment with Ravi Shankar was memorable.

      Albums? Too many great ones to choose.

      • Raven Nation

        Ooh, Monterey Pop is also very good.

      • MikeS

        Monterrey Pop is excellent. Haven’t watched that in decades.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Cass: (Oh wow, that was really heavy!)

    • Ozymandias

      Which makes me think that “The Band” deserves more love on this list than they’re getting.

      • db

        heh heh

      • Bobarian LMD

        I saw the Band, less Robbie Robertson, who had recently released his solo work, and Richard Denko, who died in ST Paul MN at the fairgrounds in summer of maybe ’88.

        They were on the side stage with Canned Heat opening, while Humble Pie and Reo Speedwagon were on the main stage.

        The sidestage show, where I was 45 feet from the stage, was WORLDS better than the shit going on the main stage.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They had a song about Dixie, so they’re out

        /modern sensibilities

      • EvilSheldon

        YES!

    • Penguin

      For me, At Budokan by Cheap Trick was my favorite live album. I’m sure The Last Waltz is a very good album, but I’m not a huge fan of the musicians involved.

    • KSuellington

      Lee Michaels (self titled) and If You Want Blood (AC/DC) for best concert albums in the non jazz or classical category. Stop Making Sense for concert film.

      • MikeS

        If You Want Blood

        KSue speaking truth.

      • KSuellington

        They were my first concert (Blow Up Your Video 1988) and still remain one of my favorite bands. I think I lost five percent of my hearing at that show.

      • Chafed

        All hail the man from SF.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Ha! The name of the theater is my last name. I have seen a bunch of shows there, and I think the wife saw Bowie there at leat six times.

      • KSuellington

        Your fam has a great venue. Wish I saw Bowie when I had a chance.

      • Chafed

        You lucky, lucky bastard.

      • EvilSheldon

        Stop Making Sense ties for first with the Oingo Boingo farewell concert DVD.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I saw OB at the Hollywood Palladium on New Years in 88/89. Fun.

    • Tundra

      Aerosmith Live Bootleg.

      First album I ever bought.

    • Count Potato

      “What is the best concert album? The best concert film?”

      The Song Remains The Same is a good answer for both.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That is a great album, but I don’t think I’ve ever watched that whole movie thru without falling asleep.

        I had the 8-track in HS and would play it on a constant loop, but I can’t make it thru that movie.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Best concert film?

      Stop Making Sense

      Best concert album?

      Too many to choose from but Exit Stage Left is up there.

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Ok, that is supposed to be a reply to DblEagle

  29. db

    db’s top ten music acts (in no particular order except #1)

    1. Rush
    2. Pink Floyd
    3. Messer Chups
    4. Dave Brubeck
    5. Gary Burton
    6. Van Halen
    7. Buddy Rich
    8. Yes
    9. Blue Öyster Cult
    10. Emerson Lake and Palmer

    • pistoffnick

      1. Rush
      2. Pink Floyd
      7. Buddy Rich
      8. Yes
      9. Blue Öyster Cult
      10. Emerson Lake and Palmer

      OK we can be friends again, despite your love for rubbery bacon!

      • db

        YAY

    • Chafed

      After last night I expected to see Steel Panther on your list.

    • db

      I noped right out at “Billy Nye.”

      • db

        Eh, 2^5 root-numbered comments on-topic is probably the theoretical limit here. Thanks for being the asymptote.

      • MikeS

        Nice!

      • db

        That’s awesome. Sort of appropriate for my post that will hit tomorrow evening, at least it was many years ago. Never heard it before–thanks for sharing! Great break-up song.

      • Chafed

        Jeebus! Where is my trigger warning?

    • Chafed

      Cry. He has become such a tool.

      • Bobarian LMD

        He’s always been a tool.

      • Chafed

        I’m persuaded.

  30. Chipping Pioneer

    Although I have converted to anarchism and don’t believe in voting, I will put in my vote for my favourite power pop band, The New Pornographers..

    • Zwak, sensual panzer

      Only with Neko Case singing.

    • rhywun

      I have a couple albums that rarely make my rotation – I do like what I have heard.

    • EvilSheldon

      Another very underrated one, both the band and Neko Case. Blacklisted is on the list of ten albums I would be exiled to a desert island with.

      • Zwak, sensual panzer

        Best female vocalist by far. Blacklisted let her voice just SOAR!

    • Chafed

      You got Q’s attention.

  31. Gender Traitor

    You may quibble about whether they constitute an “act,” but I’d like to show some love for The Funk Brothers – the Motown house band. Standing in the Shadows of Motown is my favorite music documentary/concert film of all time. Had the pleasure of seeing them live a few years ago backing up some unknown but very talented singers. I feel as if I really saw a piece of music history.

  32. whiz

    It’s hard to pick just 5, but I’d say (no particular order)

    Led Zepelin
    Rush
    Pink Floyd
    Yes
    Peter Gabriel

    Honorable Mention (more poppish): Heart

    • db

      Zep, Gabriel, and Heart are alos high up with me, along with the others already mentioned.

    • Mojeaux

      HOW DID I FORGET HEART?!

      • Gender Traitor

        I’ve said it before – I’d give my left tit to be able to sing like Ann Wilson.

      • whiz

        And back in the 80’s I’d have given my left nut to something something Nancy Wilson.

  33. rhywun

    OT: Woooo NYCFC! Up yours, New England.

    Too bad our top scorer lost his mind and is out for the Eastern Conference championship who cares we beat NE.

  34. Brochettaward

    Music is for the gays.

    • Tundra
      • Chafed

        I don’t even have to click to know what it is. Well played.

      • slumbrew

        I listened through “Welcome to the Pleasuredome” a few months ago and it’s an amazing edifice of coked-out decision making.

        Weird soundscape track! 14 minute title track! Ronald Regan impressions! Straight Springsteen cover!

  35. cyto

    Consider this tonight for the morning links:

    For those of you who still want to pretend that there is merely a possible bias to the media, but certainly nothing more….. After completely ignoring the story for months and months… Every single major left leaning publication put out stories demanding that CNN fire Chris Cuomo because he tried to help his brother skate on the allegations of sexual harassment.

    All of them. On the same day. Using the same language. Even Rolling Stone, for crying out loud. As if covering CNN opinion hosts is a hot button beat for Rolling Stone.

    “Any other reporter would have been fired immediately”.

    They all just independently came up with this at the same time.

    This from the same group that all decided that a red SUV accidentally drove through a parade, which is definitely not a story worth further exploration…. On the same day. Not even a single dissenting voice.

    The same group that unanimously decided that the son of the leading presidential candidate having proof of corruption and possibly statutory rape on a laptop was a Russian hoax. On the same day. (Which was laugh out loud ludicrous… Even the Bidens did not deny it was real)

    The same group that unanimously has decided that the project veritas story is a non-story. (An administration going after journalist’s sources is automatically a massive story). And now the diary that even right wing sites passed on because it could not be verified has been verified by this action…. And the juicy bits in that thing are rumored to be way, way, way worse than hiring prostitutes to do a watersports show…. (Something covered as nauseam for years, despite being completely made up out of whole cloth). So we have a diary by a president’s daughter that makes some very serious allegations…. And these same people have all decided… Unanimously…. That they have no interest in looking into it. Remember, these same people said that a teenager roughhousing on a bed with a teenage girl for 30 seconds 35 years ago at a party that is well documented to have never occurred was worthy of weeks of FBI investigation and national news coverage all day, every day. But these same people are unanimous on this one.

    But you can explain those with a healthy dose of partisanship.

    You cannot explain the sudden decision to collectively force Cuomo out at CNN as simply partisanship. There is no partisan angle. And you cannot even put forward a cogent theory as to how they all randomly came to this sudden conviction on the same day at the same time… Not without a central command and control mechanism. There is just no way that this is even remotely plausible unless someone is at the center of the spider’s web calling the shots.

    • rhywun

      It’s delicious, isn’t it?

      FOX is running his greatest hits of lies and other assorted embarrassments.

      But yeah, Journolist 2.0 is a thing (and I wasn’t paying attention to the original one).

    • Chafed

      So who is calling the shots?

      /real question

      • cyto

        Yes. My real question too.

        My guess? The Clinton faction and the Obama team are pieces of “the establishment” that are fighting for control. Cuomo was a threat to their hegemony, so they took him out. All the rest exist at their largess…. This is why the lifetime political operatives in the bureaucracy tried to destroy Trump. He is not part of the establishment game.

        The Bush family, the Clintons… All the same. Trump? Nope.. not under control of the establishment.

      • slumbrew

        Not of the body!

      • Chafed

        +1 Landrieu

      • Gustave Lytton

        “It’s festival riot social justice protest time!”

    • KSuellington

      I seriously doubt there is one person (or even five or six) calling the shots. Just as all of us here could immediately tell what stories are going to get either pumped to the max or shot down in flames, so can the media types. They play off each other and they already know the general story line. And seeing as there are only five or six major corps that own almost all the media in this country it is pretty easy to coordinate the narrative. What’s surprising to me is that more people haven’t caught on yet. Although conservatives have in general become much more aware of this over the past five years or so.

      • cyto

        But how does that account for Cuomo. The Atlantic called for him to be fired. And the Times. And Rolling Stone. And MSNBC… And ….

        They were defending him a week ago.

        And someone pulled the pin on him and that is that.

    • Count Potato

      Journolist 2.0

      Also, the DNC issues talking points.

      Remember “Easter Worshipers”? So it goes all the way up to the top.

      Although, a good thing about sheep is that they are easily lead to slaughter. Which is why they gave Trump $5Billion in free media because they all thought he was the most likely to lose to Hillary.

      • Q Continuum

        “the DNC issues talking points”

        This. A handful of high-ranking machine politicos (think Valerie Jarret, Susan Rice, David Axelrod, etc.) in smoke-filled back rooms jot down some verbiage and send it through the phone tree. It’s the only explanation for why *all* the outlets agree on issues *all* the time using exactly the same language.

    • Tulip

      Wasn’t there a link about Harvard group having weekly calls to combat “disinformation”? It’s a cabAl.

    • rhywun

      Awww… looks like Dog is guarding him/her.

  36. Bobarian LMD

    And I have to put in a vote for the #1 grossing band of the ’80s (live performances), the Grateful Dead.

    I saw them 6.5 times. The half was Madison Square Garden in 87. Could not get a ticket but got to hear some of the show from outside.

    Their studio albums, less American Beauty and Workingman’s Dead, are uniformly terrible, but there was an energy to their live shows that was amazing.

    Even without chemical enhancement.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I never understood the attraction of The Dead.

      • Chafed

        That’s because they are horrible.

    • Chafed

      More like naked Tuesday.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Gynecological Exam Tuesday?

  37. Tom Teriffic

    The Funk Brothers. The Swampers. The Wrecking Crew. Barefoot Jerry. The Grateful Dead

  38. Q Continuum

    I don’t know if I’d call them “pop” but the five best concerts I’ve ever been to (in no particular order):

    Disturbed
    Rob Zombie
    Incubus
    Bloodhound Gang
    Coachella 2001 (not because I gave a shit about the music, I thought it sucked, but because of the incredible number of hot, slutty girls on ecstasy)

  39. tripacer

    I haven’t been to that many concerts, mostly because being packed in with a bunch of strangers is not a good time for me.
    Best concerts as follows
    1. Queen- Key Arena in 2005. The Bad Company guy was singing Freddy’s parts, but was still really good.
    2. Neko Case- Paramount 2019. Not a huge fan of hers, but it was a great concert.

  40. Bobarian LMD

    I saw the Kinks in 1985. Incredible show. My college roommate was working backstage. Apparently Ray and Dave Davies were fighting the entire show over finishing with ‘You Really Got Me’ or ‘Lola’. They came to blows during intermission and Ray must have won, because Lola was the closer.

    Dave kept playing the riff for ‘You Really Got Me” between other songs to fire up the crowd. This was just after Van Halen had remade that song a hit 16 years after the Kinks had originally released it.

  41. slumbrew

    I think this morphed from “best pop” to “best concerts”?

    For the latter, I’ve not seen a ton but:

    – Nikka Costa
    – Ice-T at the Middle East
    – Lollapolloza 1992 – a murderer’s row of bands: The Jesus and Mary Chain, Ice Cube, Soundgarden, Ministry, Lush, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam
    – Robert Cray at Jazzfest
    – ??? Ben Folds, mebbe? Rustic Overtones?

    • rhywun

      Most memorable concert for me was 10,000 Maniacs at Shea’s in Buffalo. Say what you will about Natalie Merchant but that woman can control a room.

  42. slumbrew

    Is this a drugs/ass thing?

    Orwell: my self-help guruSlavery should be reinstated so that it can be abolished by a queer woman of colour

    Titania McGrath is a treasure.

    • Chafed

      I haven’t seen it. Holy shit that is spot on.

    • rhywun

      As Orwell explained: “Who controls the past controls the future.“ She knew what she was talking about.

      LOL!

  43. cyto

    Some of us are getting old. These concert stories are revealing.

    I have been to a lot of great concerts. Van Halen and Rush every time they came by starting in 79. Awesome shows. Van Halen made a quantum leap in… I think it was 1980.. women and children first? They changed the sound system from the two giant stacks of giant speakers on either side of the stage to a whole stage made of smaller speakers. It was so much clearer. You take it for granted now that the sound is good.. but back then concerts were really distorted and the mix was often bad.

    For me that was the golden age… Springsteen, Billy Joel, foreigner, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Joan Jett, Fleetwood Mac, Queen… I saw Ozzy 2 weeks after the bat incident. He bit the head off a rubber bat and tossed it… It landed on the guy in front of me and I grabbed it. 5rh row, to the left. My left ear rang for days.

    Everyone back then worked their ass off on stage. Those shows were all great.

    But the best? Objectively?

    I gotta go with Mike Cross. I saw him several times in the Chapel Hill / Durham area. Folk isn’t really my genre, but that dude was a great entertainer.

    • Brochettaward

      Some of us are getting old. These concert stories are revealing.

      When you old men are all dead and in the ground, I’ll still be here Firsting in memory of you.

      • Shpip

        Speaking of Firsting… while you were off playing with yourself or something, I firsted all four articles today with (ostensibly) witty comments that were (tangentially) related to the links or subject at hand.

        You better up your game, if you don’t want to be remembered, dimly, as the firster has-been or never-was.

      • Brochettaward

        I am carrying The First That Will Change Everything. I am the greatest Firster that has ever existed. The First Of All Firsters. You do not know of what you speak. Every ounce of my energy goes to The Gestation.

      • Tulip

        In other words, he’s preparing the indictment.

    • cyto

      My “bad shows”?

      I saw 2 legends back in the day. Dizzy Gillespie and Ray Charles. Not stunk to high heaven. I suppose they were both 20 years past their prime. But still…

      Outside of country music, are there any entertainers who are actually great live these days?

      • Chafed

        I saw Alice in Chains about 5 years ago. They were great.

    • Brochettaward

      Don’t believe it’s his case. He’s talked about it on here, though.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Another key difference between fully licensed and EUA vaccines is that, under the 2005 Public Readiness and Preparedness Act (PREP Act), EUA vaccines are accompanied by a far-reaching liability shield that protects all parties involved with the product from lawsuits.

      And this bullshit keeps getting repeated. Fully licensed products are given the same liability protections as EUA products. The liability protections stems from the Prep Act declaration not the EUA status.

  44. hayeksplosives

    Eurythmics.

    Whitney Houston.

    A-Ha

    Michael Jackson

    Journey

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ah, I forgot Eurythmics on my list. That was an oversight.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Oh yeah. Annie Lennox had great pipes.

  45. hayeksplosives

    Appeal for advice:

    I need a new office chair. Mine is just not working.

    I fractured my coccyx many years ago, so a “scooped” chair with an ill-defined transition from seat back to seat “seat” is no good. If it is a continuous curve, no buses no.

    In July 2019, I had compression fractures of my lumbar vertebrae L2-L3 (fun fact: during a grand mal seizure, your own muscles can break your bones).

    So lower back issues plague me.

    I’m wiling to pay good money for a great office/computer chair.

    Can any of you schlubs make a recommendation?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I use a Herman Miller with an extra thick pad for my ass.

    • Bobarian LMD

      I have a cheapo pad with cut-out that works pretty well.

  46. l0b0t

    Pop music? Talk about pop music? Paul Anka, Burt Bacharach, Karen Carpenter, The 5th Dimension, The Supremes, The Monkees, Glen Campbell.

  47. l0b0t

    In 2 hours and 15 minutes I will be L years old. Fuck…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Now to make it to C.

    • Festus

      Happy one I hope! Have fun. Do something for yourself today whether it be a walk on the beach or involves a locked bathroom door. You’ve earned it, Buddy!

    • Raven Nation

      HB iobot.

      I hit LX in 3 months

    • Ghostpatzer

      Happy birthday, l0b0t. One you’ve gone to L it’s smooth sailing.

    • l0b0t

      Thank you all very much.

      • Festus

        The big “L” was not much. The big “XXXI” is the one that really made me think. Why the fuck am I in this club doing cocaine with girls I was old enough to baby-sit a few years ago? That’s also when the Simpsons stopped being funny. Coincidence? I think not!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Welcome to the OTH Club.

      • Festus

        Ah yes! The Ogle The Heinies Club! Here are your Sacred Mirrored Shades and ready excuses. Welcome, Brother!

      • Festus

        You have to read that in Picard’s voice. Happy one, Friend!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I prefer the old fogey style wrap around shades that go over your readers.

      • Festus

        I call those “X-Ray Specs”.

    • Sean

      You old.

      /not far behind.

    • SDF-7

      Congrats… so I’m racing to the grave just ahead of you… 😉

    • Ghostpatzer

      He’s all yours. If we’re lucky, Murphy will follow.

    • limey

      “My girlfriend and I – I’m Black and she’s Asian and a lot of people would be like, ‘Oh no, mixing races,’ especially amongst the Black community,” said Central High Student Parker McCall. “Whereas we feel like we gotta stick to ourselves but it shouldn’t be about race. Race is a human, man-made construct. We are all one we are all human.”

      Race is incidental, not essential, to who we are. Based.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Weird looking dorsal for a shark. Porpoise maybe?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, Stinky, Sean, & l0 (and hayek if you’re still up.)

      Nothing to say except….another month-end commences. ::slurps down some more coffee::

      • Gender Traitor

        …and Happy Birthday, l0!

      • l0b0t

        Thank you, thank you.

      • Gender Traitor

        The good news is that I have all the proposed new pay rates for next year except for senior management’s, and I don’t have to start entering them into the payroll system until January. Now we just have to wait for the CEO to approve all the pay rates and for the Board to approve the budget.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did you get a decent raise?

      • Gender Traitor

        I think so – fairly typical for a lot of the staff, but I’m probably at or near the top of my pay grade anyway.

      • Gender Traitor

        Suffice it to say the org has been having a surprisingly good year.

  48. Festus

    I’m going to skin-suit the Hyperbole and tell you fine folk that you are wrong, wrong, wrong! Whiz, db and Pissedoffnick get dispensation. Those aren’t really “pop” bands, though.

    • Gender Traitor

      Oh, yeah??? You probably think some CANADIAN acts are all that! ::starts humming a favorite Stan Rogers tune to herself::

      • Ghostpatzer

        Mornin’ GT, and the rest of you reprobates.

        Sad omission by self – Guess Who, best Canadian band of all time.

      • Festus

        Nooooo!!! Max Webster. Musically adept, smart as whips, talented and funny. Used to tour with Rush. The founder is sadly a DJ in Toronto now but he sporadically hits the clubs and old-fests. Really solid band. Not Rush but a different flavor.

    • The Hyperbole

      Hard to answer without a clear definition of “Pop” is it a genre, are their defining characteristics other than whatever happens to be in the top 40 at any given time.

      • Festus

        I think of “Pop” music as not being particularly serious. I’d put bands like The Cars or Blondie in that category. Most pop bands are lucky to strike oil twice. Everyone here seems to be discussing their favorite band or their favorite live show experience. Supertramp was a great pop band and not really my cup-o-tea but they were huge for about five years.

      • Festus

        Then you have the serious bands that went pop. Looking at you Genesis.

      • rhywun

        To me “pop” is mostly defined as a good, memorable tune. It doesn’t have to be popular. And most popular music today is not “pop”.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s the popular music of the previous generation.

      • Festus

        The B-52’s are terrible but also successful. I still listen to “Rock Lobster” once in awhile.

      • PutridMeat

        yep, not sure what “pop” is. So I went over the top silly “pop” black/dark/death metal as a ‘fun’. If it’s really just ‘favorite’ bands, that’s really tough too as it depends on the day/mood. For me it would definitely be (in that order):

        1) Rush
        2) Opeth
        3) Fates Warning

        4 through N would be a mish mash of Metallica, Iron Maiden, John Denver, Queensryche, Triumph, Dream Theater, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Nightwish, various classical composers, Amorphis, Therion, various instrumental get-to-gethers (a la Liquid Tension Experiment), ….

        So I tend more to the technical serious instrumental chops side of things; but over the years, I’ve sort of learned that doesn’t preclude what’s commonly called ‘pop’ – there’s lots very simple repetitive self-similar boring stuff under the umbrella of what’s commonly called pop, but also lots of simple sounding stuff that requires incredible chops to play as well. Shrug. Listen to what inspires you I guess.

  49. Not Adahn

    Pop “Act” requires a stage show. And you are all anglocentric bigots.

    Therefore:

    MJ
    Madonna
    SNSD
    Big Bang
    Garth

    GWAR doesn’t count because they’re metal, not pop.

    • Not Adahn

      Strike Garth, replace with Brittney.

  50. Ghostpatzer

    NYC opens facilities for recreational shooting.

    https://nypost.com/2021/11/30/de-blasio-opening-supervised-injection-sites-for-drug-users-in-nyc/

    “With just four weeks left in office, Mayor Bill de Blasio launched the country’s first legal shooting galleries Tuesday morning, calling them safe havens for addicts — shortly before five people overdosed at just one of the clinics on opening day.”

    Four weeks left. Plenty of time to cause more damage.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Five people od’d at the facility?

      I see no reason to punish or subsidize the bad habits of others.

    • Not Adahn

      As long as they shit there and not on the sidewalks outside, it’s a win.

    • rhywun

      calling them safe havens for addicts — shortly before five people overdosed at just one of the clinics on opening day

      OFFS.

      One in Harlem and one in Washington Heights. If a Republican pulled this, the usual suspects would be shouting to the rooftops.

      • Ghostpatzer

        And these are “supervised” injection sites. Imagine the carnage absent the supervision. Whatever that means.

  51. l0b0t

    What about pop bands with their own tv shows: The Partridge Family, The Monkees, The Archies, Josie & The Pussycats, The Groovie Goolies, The Brady Kids, Jem & The Holograms, etc.?

    • rhywun

      The Brady Kids

      I can’t even.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Don’t be a Jan.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why not? Jan drove the Turks back from the gates of Vienna.

      • Festus

        Can’t forget you mean…

  52. robodruid

    Good Morning all:
    Isn’t this all about what bands we like?

  53. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Festus

      Debate. Debate is goody! Howdy, Sensei!

    • rhywun

      It is astonishing. Fauci and Friends say “Jump” and the world replies, “How high?”

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t see that effect. I’m seeing more and more Fauci goes “jump” and people wander away.

      • rhywun

        Look at the optimist here.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m only relaying my observations.

        It might be different in the downstate branch of the gulag.

      • rhywun

        I’m mostly talking about “the elite”. You know, the one who pull all the strings.

  54. SDF-7

    Come on — I know it is more the BritPop scene — but no one even mentions Pet Shop Boys? They dominated the late 80s in BritPop, stayed big in the 90s and still put out good stuff.

    And come to think of it — no Duran Duran either?

    Nothing else leaps to mind off the top of my head that wasn’t mentioned — I’d probably give the nod to the Beatles… not Queen (that’s Arena Rock, not pop!), Blondie and yeah, Taylor Swift. I still miss the old Taylor, but you can’t deny her impact.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘I still miss the old Taylor, but you can’t deny her impact.’

      To this day I wouldn’t recognize one single Taylor Swift song. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a tune from her in its entirety or maybe at all for that matter. If I have I sure as hell didn’t know or care who was singing at the time.

      • rhywun

        Me neither. I aged out of what was “popular” by then.

    • robodruid

      Wife and I are supposed to see the Pet Shop Boys, only been postponed twice due to Covid.

  55. Trigger Hippie

    I’m getting a little tired of waking up around 4AM every morning and spending a few hours fighting off panic attacks and giving myself a pep talk in order to step out the door and face the world. I hate the holidays. They’re when I feel the most alone/disconnected from my family and the world…

    You all are still cool.

    Sorry for whining.

    • Sean

      I’m getting a little tired of waking up around 4AM

      Well…not waking up is kinda worse. Just sayin.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I dunno, I’m awfully fond of sleeping. It’s the only time I can get away from myself.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Heh, that’s odd.

      • Festus

        He’s venting. I can’t shut my own mind off without a dozen beers per night.

      • Trigger Hippie

        This guy gets it.

    • Ghostpatzer

      e.e. cummings lives!

    • rhywun

      That’s when they pivot to “mask up!” Because that will “solve” everything. ?

      • Festus

        I’m tired of masking up. I’ve had a runny nose for months. Not just an itch, it actually runs snot when I wear the shame muzzle. This will be over someday, right?

      • Sean

        In Canada? Not bloody likely.

        Did they reopen churches yet?

    • Festus

      Starts digging preparatory hole under the house.