Friday Morning Links

by | Dec 3, 2021 | Daily Links | 430 comments

I remember this episode. It sucked then and the rerun is gonna suck too.

The Cowboys finally get some breaks and win a game.  ManUre is less shit than Arsenal, so congratulations I guess. This MLB lockout is pretty freaking serious and I’m starting to think it may impact next season. And Notre Dame is about to elevate Marcus Freeman to head coach. Good for him, he’s a great dude. And Ohio State fans aren’t selling their tickets to the Big Ten Championship or letting their hotel rooms go, which is causing a spike on the secondary market and TTUN fans are whining. I like the pettiness. And that’s sports.

Quality special effects

English mathematician John Wallis was born on this day. He shares it with Union general George McClellan, novelist Joseph Conrad, film score composer Nino Rota, FORTRAN creator John Backus, HOF basketball coach Fred Taylor, singer Andy Williams, race car driver Bobby Allison, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, another race car driver Rick Mears, televangelist Benny Hinn, actresses Melody Anderson, Daryl Hannah, and Julianne Moore, baseball team owner Harold Steinbrenner, and skateboarding great Bucky Lasek.

OK, now on to…the links!

“DeSantis wants to form his own little army!” -CNN. “What kind of crazy ass shit is this? He wants to set up his own little kingdom, I guess. This is terrifying,” they say. Oh wait, this is actually commonplace. Way to shit yourselves, CNN.

“Keep em running boys. Hell, put on a second shift.”
-Congress

These assholes kick the can down the road a little further. Just like they always do. The vote in the House was surprisingly close. Not so much in the Senate. Bunch of fucking idiots.

Christ, what an asshole. If you’re the one handling a gun, you’re responsible. That’s Rule #1, dipshit.  Also…why in the world would his attorney let him give an interview? Oh yeah, because Hollywood justice means he will probably be cleared and somebody else will end up getting blamed. And according to Baldwin, that “somebody” is the person he shot and killed.

Of course New York and Illinois are gonna be next. Because they’ve got nothing else to worry about beyond what lawnmower someone uses.

Our nation is full of prudes. Let this lady do her thing. She ain’t hurting nobody. Lol, just kidding. She’s fucking crazy.

Meet the new American workforce.

In an unsurprising twist, “you get more of what you reward” happens yet again. What’s really fucked up is that everybody in government will be shocked by this.

I was gonna pay more attention to this but I forgot. Oh wait, I don’t give a shit. But I will be curious to see the result of the trial.

Damn, I gotta give props to a California school system. I didn’t think that would happen in my lifetime.  Well done.

I’m not holding my breath. It would be nice to see this sent back to the states where it belongs. But I’m still not holding my breath. Not with Roberts running the show.

Here’s a solid song. One of the positives of smack use, I suppose. I don’t get that part, but I do think it’s a great song.  Enjoy it.

And enjoy this Friday and weekend, friends!

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430 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh

    • sloopyinca

      Oh…not much.

    • Rebel Scum

      Gas prices.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Seriously?

      • juris imprudent

        IKR?

      • ron73440

        If I’m reading that right, it dropped 2 cents.

        Thanks Biden!

      • Ownbestenemy

        And they immediately turn face and praise Biden after speaking out of the otherwise of their mouth that he can’t affect gas prices.

        I’m pretty sure it was to parody the whole situation but I can barely tell anymore

      • Rebel Scum

        Own-goal.

      • juris imprudent

        You have to assume there is some stand-in for HotLips cheering “we scored, we scored”.

  2. Nephilium

    The MLB lockout couldn’t come at a worse time for the Cleveland Baseball Team Indians Guardians. There’s already quite a bit of fans who were already pissed off, and quite a few of us remember that we were on track to make it to the playoffs back in 1994. It’s just another in a short litany of bad omens… such as:

    Cleveland Guardians’ launch starts with store sign crashing to sidewalk

    • Rat on a train

      Have the Guardians and the Baseball Team resolved their dispute?

      • Nephilium

        They did. There was a settlement announced a couple weeks back. Shockingly, it was a couple of days after the Baseball Team’s new Guardians merch was supposed to go on sale (with the lawsuit still pending they couldn’t sell the swag). No terms were released, but I have a feeling (especially with the lockout) the roller derby team did quite well.

    • Festus

      The Blue Jays just lost their Cy Young winner and the MVP to free agency. Build Back Better. Fuuuuck. So glad that I don’t follow sports, anymore.

    • Bones

      The G in Guardians looks an awful lot like a C and an I.

      Just sayin’

  3. Not Adahn

    NY (the government caste) has a YUGE inferiority complex. They’re desperate to prove they’re proggier than Cali.

    Not only will they follow suit, they’re going to find a way of banning harder. Mandatory “buyback” of 2-stroke engines?

    • sloopyinca

      Well, they can two-stroke deez nuts.

      • Not Adahn

        Various municipalities have banned selling gas to dirt bikes/ATV’s. They’ll probably ban pre-mixed fuel. Officially licensed unionized landscaping companies will of course be granted an exemption, as long as they have demonstrated (through their donations ‘natch) that they are a benefit to the community.

    • Suthenboy

      I am not an engine kinda guy but I thought 2-strokes were out a long time ago.

      • ron73440

        My chainsaw and weed eater/hedge trimmer are both 2 stroke.

        Change filters and plugs every spring, while avoiding ethanol and they run forever.

  4. Not Adahn

    skateboarding great Bucky Lasek.

    Isn’t he better known as an ophthalmologist?

    • Fourscore

      I’ll have to get in contacts with him, if he’ll see me

      • sloopyinca

        He and Tony Hawk really took the astigmatism out of skateboarding and took it mainstream.

      • Rat on a train

        visionaries

      • DrOtto

        Eye see what you did there.

      • banginglc1

        Depends on what lens you see these things through.

      • Pope Jimbo

        He was both. Drugs, specs and rock-n-roll.

    • Ghostpatzer

      I see what you did there.

      • juris imprudent

        Referee throws flag.

        “15 yards for metaphoric piling on.”

  5. Not Adahn

    Don’t cats have stupidly sharp teeth? AM I missing something here?

    • sloopyinca

      I’m not gonna sit here and try to get into the mind of a woman who breastfeeds cats. I’m just gonna assume she knows what she’s doing and move on with my life.

      • Nephilium

        I’d just silently thank her for making her insanity public knowledge to warn potential mates away. I never knew nor imagined that there was a level up available for crazy cat lady.

      • sloopyinca

        At first I assumed this was attention-seeking, but she hasn’t posted it to her own social media yet, so now I’m convinced she’s fucking nuts.

        Also, there’s a reverse “Meet The Parents” joke in here somewhere, but I can’t think of it.

      • Not Adahn

        “This woman had one of those, like, hairless cats swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby,”

        Surely there’s a “cuckoo for cocoa puffs” .gif somewhere.

      • invisible finger

        Wondering if that was the only hairless pussy in that seat.

      • Nephilium

        /spritzes invisible finger with a spray bottle

        No! Bad!

        What have we said about crazy?

      • R.J.

        Dr. Evil’s pet sitter could either follow his instructions, or face immolation at the conference table during the next team meeting. She chose wisely.

      • Not Adahn

        Apparently she was attempting to breastfeed, but not succeeding.

        “Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the cat to latch and she wouldn’t put the cat back in the carrier. And the cat was screaming for its life.”

      • Rat on a train

        You can lead a cat to milk …

      • invisible finger

        Assuming this woman was lactating, which Ima guess she wasn’t.

      • Fourscore

        Cat can’t figure out how turn the spigot on.

      • rhywun

        That’s supposedly why they do that thing with their toes, “kneading bread”. To stimulate milk production.

      • Spartacus

        She should count herself lucky that it didn’t latch.

    • Fourscore

      You gotta love the one you’re with, Cat Mama

      • Tres Cool

        Was Cat Stevens on that plane ?

      • Ghostpatzer

        No, he was on a Peace Train

    • cyto

      “Don’t cats have stupidly sharp teeth? AM I missing something here?”

      Yes.

      Cats have tongues that have rough hooks made of keratin (like their claws and your fingernails). They are designed for grooming their thick fur coat and for ripping meat off of bones.

      So…. Yeah. Breastfeeding a cat, not a brilliant maneuver.

  6. Not Adahn

    Nobody else felt like standing in the slush at the dog park yesterday. I really was kind of amazed at how Lily can stand ankle-deep in slush without the slightest indication of discomfort.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s been in the 70s here all week. hit the low 80s a couple days even.
      Enjoy that shit weather. I’m putting the top down again today.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s only shit weather when it can’t decide which side of freezing it wants to be. Once the ground freezes solid and the snow stays snow, it’s pretty great.

    • Tonio

      Labrador genes, yo. They were originally bred for retrieving shot waterfowl from icy waters. Somewhere along the way they acquired the cute and sweet genes, probably a good mutation since there are fewer working dogs these days (as percent of population).

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, between that, her retrieving instinct and he fearlessness around loud noises, she would make an excellent hunting dog.

        But I’m not about to take up that hobby just to keep her entertained.

      • Tonio

        You are a Glib, sir. You need a compressed-air powered cannon to launch canvas retriever-training toys for her. Everyone wins.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You need a punt gun

      • juris imprudent

        Our neighbor must have the one with the double-recessive gene for sweet – meanest damn dog in the neighborhood.

      • Not Adahn

        Is it though?

        Mine is completely sweet at the park or to humans I’ve introduced her to, and a holy terror to strangers coming onto my property.

      • juris imprudent

        Fair point – it is super protective of their property and I’ve never seen it anywhere else.

      • Tonio

        Mean dogs are mostly made, not born.

  7. invisible finger

    Funny how California legislates more dependence on electricity and at the same time legislates further dismantling of electricity infrastructure.

    • Tonio

      They really want everyone to go solar and believe that will virtue signal them out of this process. They are also perfectly happy for people to live in cold dark dwellings in winter, and swelter in the summer.

      • SDF-7

        And they also want the utilities they’re in bed with to keep screwing over people even after they get solar. Yay.

      • invisible finger

        Wow. California really IS the Alec Baldwin of states.

      • banginglc1

        Shoot, that’s a good line. You’ve done a bang up job.

      • Compelled Speechless

        You really think they’ll pull the trigger on this insanity?

      • R.J.

        Solar is great for watches and not powerful enough to do much else.

      • Tonio

        It’s great for certain applications such as remotely-deployed electronics, and primitive off-grid living. It approaches practicality in sunny areas with mild climate. But it falls flat in places with minimal sunlight when you want to run the clothes- or dish-washing appliances.

      • Plisade

        Word. Small solar panels keep my wifi security cams charged year round. Totally cable free install.

      • Rat on a train

        Mine are POE except the doorbell.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Minnesoda is totes compassionate. They have decided to slash the rate increase on residential customers to only 7%. Capitalist pigs will still get the whole 14% increase.

      The PUC on Thursday also approved an interim rate hike of 7.1% for Minnesota Power’s residential customers. Minnesota Power first proposed a 14.2% interim rate hike for all customers, but backtracked — at least for residents — before the meeting because of concerns raised by ratepayer advocates.

      • Pope Jimbo

        This gem is also buried in the story:

        CenterPoint’s alternative plan also would extend a special surcharge repayment period from 27 months to 63 months. The surcharge stems from a gigantic price spike in natural gas in the Midwest after Texas’ gas and electricity systems failed during a February storm.

        By Minnesota law, swings in commodity gas costs are passed directly to consumers. So, customers of CenterPoint and three other investor-owned Minnesota gas utilities in September began paying down a $660 million storm tab over 27 months.

        The monopoly that we are forced to buy energy from here seems to be run by people with sugar beets for brains. Instead of contractually locking in gas prices, they just paid whatevs. Worked until Texas went bonkers and natgas prices spiked.

        So they spent $660M more than expected last winter. Of course, that doesn’t hit their bottom line. They just passed the costs along to their captives customers. Of course spreading the payments for the overages out over 63 months instead of 27 will make the math challenged think they saved some money.

        I’m sure that all the execs at CenterPoint got bonuses this year.

      • Rat on a train

        Not saying my provider is better, but the monopoly here is only on the transport. I get to pick from a list of providers.

      • cyto

        Us too.

        I pay about 10x more for the transport than for the gas. Oof.

        We only use gas for our tankless water heater.

        I suppose it would be smart to get those renovations done and put in a gas stove.

      • slumbrew

        I should also get a gas stove before they ban them.

        That’s on the to-do list for the watermelons.

      • Rat on a train

        My lowest bill of the past year had delivery at 6 times supply. The highest bill was nearly equal. It is the flat $16 charged for delivery connections.

      • Fourscore

        One day when I was building my house I was working on the second level a MN Power rep drove in and tried to sell me on electric heat. I’d had electric heat in TX and knew how fast the rates could change. He was shocked that I wasn’t willing to take some time with him, so he could convince me of the merits. I do have electric heat at the cabin but no one comes in the winter. My bill just to maintain service is close to $30 @ month with all the delivery charges, taxes, etc.

        I’ve got the propane furnace on in the house, Biden is busy reducing energy costs, soon the fuel providers will be paying me just so I’ll use more

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Other than heat pumps, electric heat is horrible. Easily the most expensive way to heat your home or anything else.

      • Rat on a train

        10+kW heating coils get your meter spinning.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Do they actually buy at spot prices or is that just the basis for their pass on rates? Because reading that, it sounds like the latter.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think they were buying at spot prices. But it isn’t their fault!

        With its ill-equipped natural gas systems clocked by the cold, Texas’s exports across the Rio Grande froze up and 4.7 million customers in northern Mexico went without electricity — more than in Texas itself. The spot price of gas jumped 30-fold as far west as Southern California. And all the way up by the Canadian border, gas utilities in Minnesota that turned to the daily spot market to meet demand say they had to pay about $800 million more than planned over the course of just five days as the Texas freeze-up pinched off supplies.

        “The ineptness and disregard for common-sense utility regulation in Texas makes my blood boil and keeps me up at night,” Katie Sieben, chairwoman of the Minnesota Public Utility Commission, said in an interview. “It is maddening and outrageous and completely inexcusable that Texas’s lack of sound utility regulation is having this impact on the rest of the country.”

        Seems like a bold strategy, blaming your supplier for your lack of foresight.

      • Pope Jimbo

        By the way…

        CenterPoint says it needs to impose a monthly surcharge on its customers for the next two years to recover the extra $500 million it spent on gas during that one week in February. Tacked onto the surcharge would be interest of 8.75 percent. The total, the company says, would amount to between $300 and $400 per residential account. And it wants to begin billing right away, even before the utility commission has sorted out its position on what CenterPoint calls the “February market event.”

        Poor, poor monopoly needs to charge 9% on their customers?

      • slumbrew

        wait, customers have to pay interest on the supplier’s fuck-up?

      • Pope Jimbo

        What else are they going to do? Install solar panels and a windmill?

        Fuck you peasant. Pay me!

  8. Sean

    The Alpine Union School District in San Diego County will allow unvaccinated students to continue learning in person and be taught by district teachers at an off-campus location, the superintendent said in a letter to parents last week. The small district’s plans come weeks after California Gov. Gavin Newsom, D, announced that all students and employees at public and private schools will need to be vaccinated, tentatively by next July.

    This is all disgusting and stupid. And it’s certainly not helping my disdain for the general population.

    • Not Adahn

      The San Diego Alps are lovely this time of year.

      • juris imprudent

        A little over an hour’s drive from San Diego harbor and you are at 4000′ elevation.

      • Not Adahn

        So, ~10k lower than the actual Alps?

      • robc

        1000 ft lower than the flat land I live on.

      • juris imprudent

        You aren’t even an hour’s flight to an ocean.

      • robc

        With some high end military jets….maybe.

      • robc

        I had to look it up, the lowest point in Colorado is 3315 ft.

      • robc

        That is the highest lowest point. Wyoming is 2nd at 3099.

        The dumbest lowest point belong to Louisiana, with New Orleans at -8 ft.

      • Suthenboy

        Dumbest but not lowest. Death Valley hits 282 feet below sea level.

      • Rat on a train

        You need to travel about 2 hours to get to 10,000 feet.

      • Nephilium

        Not here in the great state of Ohio. The highest point in the state is only just over 1,500 feet. When I was checking out a new local brewery a couple weeks back, I passed by the highest point in Cuyahoga county. A whopping 1,280 feet. I still wouldn’t want to bike that hill though.

      • Rat on a train

        That is 1,000+ higher than the highest point in Florida.

      • SDF-7

        Depends on how big of a bomb you set off to get there….

    • sloopyinca

      Hopefully more school districts will tell the state to fuck off in one manner or another. I’m not a fan of the segregation, but at least teaching them in person is a step in the right direction.

    • Tres Cool

      If you’re taking my tax money, I have a real issue with the “will allow” part of that.

  9. Festus

    Weren’t we talking about having five dicks not two nights ago? Spacey, Man…

    • Tres Cool

      Fits like a glove!

  10. LCDR_Fish

    Can’t believe I missed the TGP discussion last night. Lousy wifi where I’m staying right now. Good rundown of Nishimura flicks.

    Think there may be some overlap because IIRC there are some similar flicks – maybe same producer but not director like Helldriver, Robo-Geisha, Karate Robo Zaborgar, etc.

    Also – if you’re talking about throwbacks like Ichi, the original j-body horror would be Tetsuo the Ironman.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Oh, and if you can believe it, back in 09 or so TGP was actually part of a “theatrical” presentation (more like college auditorium) from the freaking Smithsonian along with Tears of the Black Tiger and a few other contemporary genre pics. Dont recall if I made it to that screening – I already had a DVD. Just seeing that listing in the paper about made my eyes fall out.

    • ron73440

      Are you in Norfolk?

      If you want to meet for dinner this weekend, let me know.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Thanks for the offer but need to head home for some errands. May be a better opportunity next drill in Jan.

      • ron73440

        OK, let me know.

    • Tres Cool

      Totally wood tho.

      • Not Adahn

        Well, she does want another kid…

      • Tres Cool

        yo with the money she be havin’ ? Its like that Chappelle Show bit where he puts a baby in Oprah.
        Prolly would Oprah too, for that reason alone.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “Gotcha, bitch!”

    • sloopyinca

      Didn’t she celebrate a few weeks ago by posting buck necked photos of herself?
      I only remember looking at them so I could be sure to not click on the link to them again. But I remember it happening.

    • Festus

      Crazy as two cats hung over a clothesline.

      • Festus

        And def wood!

  11. Rebel Scum

    Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis wants to reestablish a World War II-era civilian military force that he, not the Pentagon, would control. …

    Democrats in Florida immediately expressed alarm at DeSantis’ announcement. US Rep. Charlie Crist, who is running as a Democrat to challenge the governor in 2022, tweeted, “No Governor should have his own handpicked secret police.”

    State Sen. Annette Taddeo, another gubernatorial candidate, wrote on Twitter that DeSantis was a “wannabe dictator trying to make his move for his own vigilante militia like we’ve seen in Cuba.”

    ZOMG. It is almost as if this is at least similar to the concept of how the armed land forces of the US was intended to be (I.E. state forces that can be summoned by the common government of the states … the standing national army is not constitutional…)

    Not to mention that this thing exists in other states. The Virginia Defense Force, for example.

    • Tres Cool

      “No Governor should have his own handpicked secret police.”
      Of course they shouldn’t. Not when the DNC controls the IRS, FBI, and DOJ. That’s just silly.

    • Rat on a train

      I looked into the VADF, but they don’t have an intel unit.

      • juris imprudent

        That went out with Stuart’s cavalry.

    • tripacer

      Even Washington has a Washington State Guard. Their patch looks like the 96th troop command (National Guard) patch with “WSG” underneath. They don’t do much, but they do exist.

  12. Festus

    Dragged this over from the dead-thread. It’s only 13 minutes long but well worth your time. https://youtu.be/gVk9PDFtTDM

  13. Rebel Scum

    These assholes kick the can down the road a little further. Just like they always do.

    Eventually it has to come crashing down. ///KeepYourPowderDry

  14. Rebel Scum

    That’s Rule #1, dipshit.

    Actors have never been known for their intelligence.

    • Translucent Chum

      “I also want to point to the overwhelming compliance that we’ve had, given several hundred people have been placed into the Centre of National Resilience linked to the clusters from Robinson River, Katherine, Binjari and Rockhole,” he said. “That compliance continues to be a testament to the large majority.”

      Yes. All so willfully compliant when you run them down.

      Anyway, here’s actual footage of the chase.

      • Drake

        Centre of National Resilience

        I missed it the first time. Maybe the most Orwellian phrase I’ve ever read.

      • Tres Cool

        I was expecting the closing of Benny Hill and Yakkity-Sax.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      We need one of those “that’s a penis!” memes, but it instead says “that’s a concentration camp!”

    • Tres Cool

      That aint Miss Frizzle driving that bus.

      • SDF-7

        Miss Frizzle isn’t exactly a model employee, mind you….

  15. Rebel Scum

    More states considering bans on gas-powered lawn equipment

    Good luck enforcing this horseshit. And why do leftists hate the landscaping industry? And by extension (because you’ll need a cord ///teehee) the lower income people that work in said industry?

    • Ghostpatzer

      lower income people

      Hereabouts, they are mostly zero income people, as far as the IRS is concerned.

    • invisible finger

      I’m sure people will switch to reel mowers.

      And leave the clippings on the lawn, helping to fuel future wildfires.

      • Not Adahn

        I do that, and mulch my fallen leaves. It strikes me as crazy that people pull off and throw away organic material that’s been taken out of the soil so that they can re-fertilize later.

      • Rebel Scum

        Reminds me. I need to cut the grass once more this year, primarily to chop up the leaves.

      • Rat on a train

        Thanks for reminding me. I need to mow the leaves today.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        How do you get up the tree?

      • Rat on a train

        I get my squirrel cousins to help.

      • invisible finger

        Makes perfect sense, except in areas prone to wildfires. But one has to question the landscaping choices of homeowners in fire-prone areas to begin with.

      • waffles

        DEFENSIBLE SPACE.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We switched to an electric mower this summer. Not because I am worried about Gaia, but because my aura causes small engines to stop working within months.

        The mower works fairly well on our 1/4 acre lot. I can do the whole lawn in one charge (we’ll see how the battery ages). It is a bit underpowered, but decent enough for someone like me who isn’t fanatical about the lawn.

        Still would be nice if electric crap just improved enough that it beat out the gas versions naturally. Not because of stupid laws.

      • Fourscore

        Get a longer extension cord, help the neighbors out

      • Pope Jimbo

        Ours is battery powered. Any mower with a cord is just stupid.

        Maybe the smart move is to get into goat breeding. Start selling them to people to keep their lawns trim AND provide feta cheese.

        Gaia Goats

    • Drake

      They hate the idea of peasants owning their own land. You should be out there with a sickle cutting hay for your overlords’ livestock.

      • Ghostpatzer

        You should be out there with a sickle cutting hay for your overlords’ livestock

        What does ZARDOZ have to say about this?

      • ZARDOZ

        ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN INQUIRING ONE. BETTER TO BE HARVESTING GRAIN FOR THE VORTEX! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m personally tickled pink that they are taking serious steps at pheasant habitat restoration. Why are you against that?

        Wait.

        Oh, you said peasant. Nevermind.

    • Festus

      It all circles back to Big Extension Cord. Follow the money!

    • Suthenboy

      Haven’t you heard? Lawn care is white supremacy. I have been hearing that shit for years.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Woman caught breastfeeding her hairless cat on a Delta flight

    This is not the T&A you are looking for.

    • Festus

      I love my cat but not in that way. He cleans his starfish with his tongue.

  17. Rebel Scum

    No end in sight to labor shortage: More than HALF of Americans who lost their jobs during pandemic say they’ve no plans to return – with many saying they’ll take another SIX MONTHS off

    Something something incentives…

    • rhywun

      That’s how we got AOC howling that the patriarchy is taking women’s jobs away from them.

      • Gustave Lytton

        *grabs sammich and backs out slowly*

    • B.P.

      When our great-grandchildren are working Chinese open-pit mines to pay off the national debt, one of them will look at another and say, “I wonder what they bought with all of the money they borrowed.”

  18. Tonio

    Shoutout to DEG for the SL love and pagoda top goodness last night.

    • Tonio

      …and before any of you preverts get ideas, I meant this. [totes SFW]

      • Fourscore

        In1958 I bought a new 190 sedan for $2200, in Germany. The 190SL was a beautiful car @ $4K. A little too small for me plus I didn’t have 4K

    • DEG

      Thanks!

      That’s a car I would like to have.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    “No Governor should have his own handpicked secret police.”

    Except Bloomberg. He’s cool.

  20. Rebel Scum

    It would be nice to see this sent back to the states where it belongs.

    Federalism is fascism.

    • Festus

      Comical judgements about phantom racism don’t matter.

  21. Scruffy Nerfherder

    To get the shot, Baldwin said he needed to cock the gun, but not fire it: “The trigger wasn’t pulled. I didn’t pull the trigger.”

    “I cock the gun. I go, ‘Can you see that? Can you see that? Can you see that?’” Baldwin said. “And then I let go of the hammer of the gun, and the gun goes off. I let go of the hammer of the gun, the gun goes off.”

    Baldwin really is a dumbass. This will be a simple thing for the prosecution to disprove by testing the firearm.

    • Festus

      It’s not really in my wheelhouse but I hope that Alec gets sued into penury. Christ! What a Cunte!

    • invisible finger

      With Baldwin at the other end of the firearm this time.

    • Tres Cool

      And assuming they were filming, video evidence.
      Also, who among us in that same position, with 2 civil suits already filed and a potential criminal investigation on-going, have the ability to get exposure on national TV to declare our innocence ?

      • Ownbestenemy

        The guy who was kidnapped by his SUV that is possessed got some national media treatment recently also…

      • Chafed

        I’m sure his lawyers told him to STFU and he ignored them.

    • EvilSheldon

      This might actually be true. If the gun discharged when Baldwin released the hammer, either Baldwin had been holding the trigger back, or the gun had been modify for fanning (by grinding the sear notch off of the hammer.)

      One of the things that Thell Reed specializes in, is teaching gun fanning to cowboy actors. I wonder if it was one of his guns?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which I think makes it all that much worse with either of those two scenarios.

      • Not Adahn

        There was a Hardy Boys Mystery book which had a plot point about “slip gunning” where supposedly the trigger was removed entirely. After reading that book as a child, I have never encountered the term or concept again.

      • Animal

        Read Elmer Keith’s “Sixguns.” He devotes quite a bit of discussion to slipguns.

      • Not Adahn

        Good to know that F. W. Dixon wasn’t lying to me. Well, except about “his” name.

    • cyto

      If I heard that explanation I would assume that he tried to cock the gun with his thumb and it slipped off, dropping the hammer.

      I would not assume a properly cocked revolver just randomly fired at some random moment after being cocked.

      So if that is his only defense, he might want to keep working on it.

      • SDF-7

        Very nice. The Bee is a treasure.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. If I thought real women would have any advantage over trans athletes, I would have guessed the breast stroke. But I guess not.

      • ron73440

        A lot of men are really good at the breast stroke.

    • Rat on a train

      good vibes, good vibes … you’re respecting the office … you’re supposed to (when it’s held by a D)

    • invisible finger

      And they wonder why attendance and enrollment keeps dropping.

    • Not Adahn

      SFPS abolishes bathrooms altogether?

    • invisible finger

      Head Games

    • PieInTheSky

      When I was in high school the boys bathroom was full of chicks because the bathrooms were at ends of very long hallways and classes near the boys bathroom did not always want to walk. Also the bathroom was a place to smoke in winter for both sexes. Yes I said both deal with it

  22. Festus

    Alright dear friends, that was day 12. I’ll get a day off come xmas eve. 21 for fun! Have fun and stay safe out there!

    • Fourscore

      Congrats, I see you’ve moved into management (salaried) and get to work everyday.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    To get the shot, Baldwin said he needed to cock the gun, but not fire it: “The trigger wasn’t pulled. I didn’t pull the trigger.”

    “I cock the gun. I go, ‘Can you see that? Can you see that? Can you see that?’” Baldwin said. “And then I let go of the hammer of the gun, and the gun goes off. I let go of the hammer of the gun, the gun goes off.”

    Unless they have that entire sequence of events on film, it’s just him saying, “Trust me.”

    They can always disassemble the gun and see if the sear is worn down to nothing.

    Neither of those possibilities has anything to do with why or how the pistol came to be loaded with live ammo. If he was “practicing” as was said somewhere along the way, why were the chambers not EMPTY?

    • invisible finger

      You can bet that if that was caught on film, the film was destroyed.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      His attorney must have looked at the evidence against him and decided this was his best shot. Argue it in the court of public opinion to try to put the prosecutor off.

      I assume Stepholumpagus coordinated the questions with Baldwin’s lawyer beforehand as well.

      Baldwin is fucked if this is the best defense they can come up with.

      • invisible finger

        Nah. We all know what’s going to happen. At worst, Baldwin will agree to do an Ad Council TV commercial (aka government propaganda) about the need for gun control and that will be the end of it.

    • PieInTheSky

      In the end he handled a gun negligently

  24. Not Adahn

    Question for Law Glibs:

    Is there a generalized “hostile (work) environment?” Unless my annual training is lying to me, if I walk around the workplace saying “pussy pussy pussy I love to fuck pussy” I can be fired, and I’d imagine if I did that on campus there’d be some sort of action to get me expelled. (Though I may be wrong about that).

    So, for those anti-Kyle Rittenhouse protestors, is it ok for them to create a hostile environment for him because they were not creating on the basis of a protected class? Is there a difference between class-based hostility and targeted personal hostility? ISTR that nothing bad happened to Mattress Girl, though I also don’t remember her gathering additional people to her cause to get a particular individual expelled.

    • Rebel Scum

      As I recall, mattress girl made a porno of her supposed rape. So Idk how that relates.

      • Not Adahn

        While everyone knew who her supposed rapists was, I don’t remember her making naming him a specific part of her “art project.”

        But that was the closest I can come up with directly targeting a student on campus for harassment.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The better-than-thou brigade don’t hate lawn care equipment. They hate lawns. The plebs should be living in grey concrete dormitories, packed into identical featureless cubicles like egg factory chickens.

    • Not Adahn

      Listen, lawns are for people who can afford to upkeep them by hiring gardners using hand tools. Anyone else is acting above their station.

  26. Ownbestenemy

    The CNN pants shitting article countered by a Wikipedia entry that shows even California is in on it…just a great thing to wake up to

  27. Rebel Scum

    And then he broke matzah over his head.

    You know, when we light this menorah in the White House, when Jewish families place their menorahs in their windows, we’re proclaiming liberty; we’re exercising the freedom the Maccabees sought to simply practice their faith, and we’re showing that there’s still light. That even the most fragile flame can be sustained in a tradition and nourish the soul of the people.

    That little bit of light, wherever it is found, can dispel the darkness and illuminate a path forward. And whether it’s in a temple in Jerusalem or the temple of our democracy, nothing broken or profane is beyond repair. Nothing. We can always build back better, or perhaps build back brighter.

    Fuck. Off.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Kinds hard to separate the church and state when the state is your religion. Fuck off indeed.

    • Chafed

      Biden is asshoe.

    • slumbrew

      Huh, in the decade+ I’ve been with a member of the tribe, I have never seen a menorah placed in the window.

      (((Glibs))), is that a thing?

      • Nephilium

        How about on the roof of a car?

      • cyto

        We have a few of those driving around here in Florida.

        When did that become a thing?

      • Swiss Servator

        This is the first year I have seen them.

  28. juris imprudent

    I can’t say that I think this will end well.

    • PieInTheSky

      I can send them my article on the Romanian constitution

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The only possible outcome which would be an improvement is dissolution.

    • Rebel Scum

      America Is One State Away From Constitutional Reform

      I don’t trust the current crop of political cuntes to do anything good or worthwhile.

    • SDF-7

      Almost as if the states giving away the direct appointment of senators and allowing direct non-proportional taxation was a bad idea, wasn’t it… Nah, it’ll be fine…

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hahaha

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Twitter doesn’t care. They’ll apply the rules inconsistently and go right on about their business.

    • Rebel Scum

      Advocates said they worry the new policy will suppress efforts to document the activities of the far right and will prove to be a gift to members of hateful movements eager to keep their identities concealed.

      So it is targeted politically.

      “It’s going to be emboldening to the fascists,” said Gwen Snyder, an anti-fascist researcher and organizer in Philadelphia.

      I wonder what Twitter and actual fascists have in common.

      • R C Dean

        Advocates said they worry the new policy will suppress efforts to document the activities of the far right

        Honestly, I don’t know what they are worried about. It will only be applied for the benefit of the left, as all the SMITE censorship is.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I have some test/practice/dummy rounds. I got them at the sporting goods store. They’re blue anodized aluminum.

    • Not Adahn

      I need to write a micro-review/open post since I’ve replaced my cheap and unacceptable dummy shells with some expensive but useful ones.

      • EvilSheldon

        For people who dry fire a lot, the right dummy rounds are surprisingly important…

      • Not Adahn

        In this case, the ones that were less than half the price of A Zoom ones are a quarter-inch shorter than actual shells, which makes learning to dual/quad load with them problematic.

      • R C Dean

        Yes, you do. I had to toss my 12 gauge dummy rounds. The rim around the base was too soft, and got hammered out so they would hang up in the magazine tube.

      • Not Adahn

        Interesting. I don’t remember that happening, but I’ll check for wear.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Always start with pistol rounds first.

    • ron73440

      Rectum, hell, it almost killed him!

    • LJW

      Does that cause explosive diarrhea?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Definitely gotta be careful of a blowout

    • Pope Jimbo

      +1 vertical butt stroke

      • juris imprudent

        It was a really deep squat.

    • EvilSheldon

      Please tell me that bomb-disposal robot was involved in the removal process…

      • juris imprudent

        Boston Dynamics: Oh hell no!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Alternatively Boaton Dynamics: Funny, some of our college interns made a robot that does just that

      • ron73440

        Do they call it Fister Roboto?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or Bro for short…oh you said fister…

  30. The Late P Brooks

    So, for those anti-Kyle Rittenhouse protestors, is it ok for them to create a hostile environment for him because they were not creating on the basis of a protected class?

    Something something needs fears of the many…

  31. The Late P Brooks

    whether it’s in a temple in Jerusalem or the temple of our democracy, nothing broken or profane is beyond repair. Nothing.

    Except white-man Republicans. They are irredeemable.

    We must cast them out.

  32. The Other Kevin

    While we were on our Disney trip last week, we saw the labor shortage first hand. While the rides and attractions were still great, anything that depended on a person was lacking, such as room cleaning and customer service. We talked to one of the employees and he said they are still at less than 50% of their normal staffing levels. People either got different jobs, or just decided to come back to work.

  33. LJW

    “Of course New York and Illinois are gonna be next. Because they’ve got nothing else to worry about beyond what lawnmower someone uses”

    How long until a cop kills someone for selling a black market gas powered leaf blower?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Depends, if they sell just one is that considered a loosey?

      • LJW

        What happens when people start smuggling Chinese made blowers from Mexico and we have an epidemic of leaf blower deaths?

  34. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Hey look, a Jack Reacher that actually conforms to the books.

    • PieInTheSky

      IRL Tom Cruise would kick that guys ass

      • PieInTheSky

        Also 9 out of 10 women would prefer Tom Cruise

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        To Alan Ritchson?

        Dude… even I’m gay for him.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Jack Reacher is a really big dude? Who knew?

      • juris imprudent

        Apparently NOT the people that cast Cruise originally.

      • slumbrew

        Legit loved the first Reacher Cruise did, but physically he’s all wrong for the role, from the couple of books I read.

        Looking forward to this one.

      • cyto

        5’9″, 6’5″….. Same diff….

    • cyto

      Yes, please.

      I hope it is as good as Bosch. I really enjoyed the books, and for the most part they brought them to life.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Amend the Constitution, you say?

    Over/under on page length for a proposed 28th Amendment: 500? 1,000? 10,000?

    how many unrelated subsections?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Straight to Harrison Bergeron territory.

      THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law.
      They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking
      than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the
      211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the
      United States Handicapper General.

      • juris imprudent

        So, like Idiocracy, we’re getting there a whole lot sooner than previously thought.

  36. Rebel Scum

    Not the tendies!

    One of the staples of young Americans’ diets, chicken tenders, is the latest victim of the supply chain crisis. …

    The average price of a value pack of whole chicken breast tenderloins has risen nearly a dollar per pound since last year, from $3.02 per pound in 2020 to $3.99 this year.

    The shortage has actually prompted several chicken restaurant chains, such as KFC and A&W, to stop featuring chicken tenders in their advertising campaigns in order to avoid selling out of them in their restaurants.

    • SDF-7

      Hell, they’ve been making them paper thin (KFC) or small enough to be called nuggets more than tenders out here for some years now. Damned depressing.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Tenderloins? I figured chicken nuggets were a pressed combination of cartilage and bone marrow.

      • Not Adahn

        Popcorn chicken is the product of a patented slicing technique.

      • juris imprudent

        They should rebrand them as Chicken Slivers.

    • Nephilium

      When I was at the grocery store yesterday, of all the things I noticed a shortage on the one that stood out the most… eggs. All that were left were organic, pasteurized, or the marked up brown shell eggs.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We have a abundance of eggs, our shortage is breakfast meats. I would love to hear/see the negotiation between suppliers and grocers on who gets what at any given time.

      • Nephilium

        Bacon, sausage, and pork are available here. I just stocked up on some pork tenderloins that were on sale last night (pre-seasoned bagged ones at $7, they used to go on sale down to $5).

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pork Tenderloins and whole fryer chickens are goto deep freezer items here at House OBE. Can get 15-20 lbs of protein for as little as 25-30 bucks.

      • PieInTheSky

        Pork Tenderloins are a sous vide meat

      • Nephilium

        I’ve done the pork tenderloins in sous vide a lot, but I’ve also got a little convection oven with a temperature probe built in. Plug that in, stick it into the pork, and I can set and forget it and have dinner ready in about 30-40 minutes. While it’s resting I can get some vegetables ready to pair with it.

      • PieInTheSky

        vegetables is what the pig eats before it becomes pork.

      • juris imprudent

        Last Costco run we picked up the pork tenderloins on sale $8 off which for the one we bought meant half price. $8 for probably 5 or 6 meals.

    • cyto

      Why?

      Labor shortage at processing plants?

      There have to be plenty of chickens, right? All they need is feed… Won’t cracked corn do?

      I keep seeing observations of phenomena with no explanations. It is getting tiresome.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    One of the things that Thell Reed specializes in, is teaching gun fanning to cowboy actors. I wonder if it was one of his guns?

    Interesting tidbit of info.

    • juris imprudent

      I recall reading that it was some small NM outfit that actually supplied the guns, and ammo. Reed’s daughter, with no experience, was the armorer. And Thell had done business with the NM shop – so I think that’s the extent of the connection. I imagine the heavyweights are trying real hard to figure out how to dump all of the responsibility on that poor SOB in NM.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Which ones? The court artists or GM?

      • PieInTheSky

        The court artist. What is the point?

      • Ownbestenemy

        No photography allowed but artists renditions are allowed for the record. At least that is my understanding

      • PieInTheSky

        given the rendition is not photo realistic I don;t get why it is needed for the record. seems like a waste of tax moneys

      • Ownbestenemy

        Also see Drake. I’m not sure if it’s for the court record, but it’s a way to get a sense of what is going on in the courthouse for newspapers and the public.

      • Drake

        It’s a tradition because photos are not allowed in Federal Court.

    • Rebel Scum

      What’s with the masks?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Fed court…

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Now that I think about it, girls used to come into the Boys’ Room to smoke, at my high school. Nobody gave it a second thought.

    • SDF-7

      But everybody knows that smoking ain’t allowed in school!

  39. ron73440

    Had a VCDL (Virginia Citizens Defense League) meeting in Suffolk last night. They are mostly permit holders, but do not have a problem with unpermitted open carriers, like myself.

    They are not sure where Youngkin stands in regards to gun rights, but they have delegates ready to submit a bill for repealing the DMV, ABC and all other Govt facilities gun free zones.

    Constitutional carry is also ready, but he didn’t sound too hopeful on that one.

    Also ready are repealing of the one gun a month, and reintroducing state wide preemption, so there’s no local gun control.

    Hopefully it goes through and Youngkin signs them, but he has not engaged with them at all.

    Winsome Sears seems much more open to these, I am hoping she can get the Governorship next election.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I wouldn’t expect much from Youngkin. He appears to be a squish RINO who will only do what the Chamber of Commerce wants plus the minimum lean on wedge issues to swing suburban women voters.

      • ron73440

        Yep.

        I don’t think Winsome is a squish.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t think Winsome is a squish.

        Or Miyares. Thank God Herring is gone.

        Youngkin is preferable to McAuliffe and that’s about it.

      • juris imprudent

        Give him some credit, he knew how to crucify McAuliffe on schools. And I thought the Trump video was brilliant too.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We’ll see what he does. I don’t have much hope for him given how fast he caved on vaccine mandates.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, he is a Republican after all; I’m not saying to have much hope – just a little.

    • Rat on a train

      bill for repealing the DMV, ABC and all other Govt facilities gun free zones
      I would support a bill repealing VABC stores.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        McDonnell tried that and got his ass handed to him.

      • ron73440

        Is that when they had commercials saying that privatizing alcohol sales would lead to more abuse and it would be easier to buy, while other commercials said it would become more expensive?

        It can’t be both.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I recall the unionized ABC workers going ballistic in Richmond.

      • Rat on a train

        The state also likes the revenue since they can charge monopoly prices.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you want to piss of an ABC cashier, just check out with a bottle of Trump wine in one of the metro stores.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Add a Rittenhouse Rye to really get them to explode

    • Rebel Scum

      and reintroducing state wide preemption, so there’s no local gun control.

      I don’t see how (I know…) this is not the standard anyway. Localities should not be allowed to violate the state constitution.

      Winsome Sears seems much more open to these

      Perhaps she will have Youngkin’s ear.

      • ron73440

        States shouldn’t be able to violate the federal constitution, but when the feds do it, what’s to stop them?

    • R C Dean

      They are not sure where Youngkin stands in regards to gun rights

      Wild guess: He’s a squish. He won’t sign anything rolling back infringements (other than, maybe, symbolically). He might sign a weak “common sense” infringement.

      Winsome isn’t a squish, but she’s also not governor.

      • ron73440

        Wild guess: He’s a squish. He won’t sign anything rolling back infringements (other than, maybe, symbolically). He might sign a weak “common sense” infringement.

        That seemed to be the general consensus.

        The VCDL President, Phillip Van Cleave, said he hopes if Youngkin won’t sign them, maybe the governor will just let it alone and it becomes law without his signature.

        PVC said he hopes the republicans will do as much for the people that got them elected as the democrats did for Bloomberg for getting them elected.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    And the Boys’ Rooms were almost as smoky as the Teachers’ Lounge.

  41. PieInTheSky

    The Telegraph report Gabriel Magalhaes wrestled a baseball-bat wielding attacker to the ground as raiders attempted to snatch his, Mercedes, mobile phone & watch.

    https://twitter.com/GurjitAFC/status/1465828574607425538

    Is it just me or is it weird to have a comma after “his” ?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yeah that calls for a :

      Then again I was torn apart recently on some of my ✍

    • ron73440

      It’s not weird, it’s just wrong.

      • PieInTheSky

        I thought maybe it is something like an Oxford comma but in another part of the sentence

  42. Rebel Scum

    Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

    Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) plays a horrific death threat she received following Rep. Lauren Boebert’s (R-CO) recent Islamophobic attacks on her.

    Warning: It’s incredibly graphic.

    It is actually pretty mild.

    • Plisade

      She looks amused by it, so, who cares?

    • ron73440

      He called her a sand nigger.

      Is that a real insult people use?

      I have never heard that as a real thing and its inclusion makes me more skeptical than I usually am.

      Narrator: And he is always very skeptical of politicians and their associates.

      • Red Pill Matt

        I heard it and used it growing up in the 90s.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Is that a real insult people use?

        Yeah it is.

      • ron73440

        OK, still skeptical, but maybe a little less so.

      • Nephilium

        Heard it quite a bit here in the late 80’s/early 90’s in Ohio as well.

      • invisible finger

        I first heard it in college in the 80’s. We had some group project that had two Arabs on my “team” – and they hated each other. It was that kind of stuff that made college worthwhile.

      • PieInTheSky

        I saw it on the internet several times

      • Ghostpatzer

        Can confirm it is a real thing – goes back to at least the ’70s.

      • Rebel Scum

        Is that a real insult people use?

        Idk but it does not apply to black people. Derogatory to Arabs/Persians/etc.

    • R C Dean

      My first question is:

      What phone number was it left on, and is that a publicly published number? If not, who has it?

      • Rebel Scum

        My cynical assumption is that this is a political stunt. Otherwise I think those questions could/would be answered.

      • R C Dean

        I believe the feds can identify the phone it was made from. Certainly if it was a cell phone they can identify it.

        If they don’t (and they haven’t yet), or tell us why the couldn’t, then you can rest assured it was a hoax call. Not that there aren’t people out there who would be willing to do something like that, but . . . .

      • Gustave Lytton

        Place your death threats calls through the service providers that the auto warranty folks use. The feds seem to have difficulty figuring out who those people are.

      • Sean

        Smart.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Like I said before, this is where Omar shines. She is the master of the rope-a-woke. Her opponents flail away about all her scandals and she just sits there absorbing their accusations by crying about her victimhood.

      I’m sure every member of Congress could produce a voice mail that is just as unhinged as that. The particular slurs might differ. So far, though, only the GOP softball team has been actual victims of violence.

    • SDF-7

      Repeated twitter link — are you trying to buffalo us there, Pie?

      • PieInTheSky

        copy paste failure

        “Back from the brink: Bison return to Romania after 200-year absence “

    • Ownbestenemy

      Vampire Bisons are things of nightmares

  43. Ghostpatzer

    LJW posted this yesterday, I didn’t bother to look at it then. Youngest patzer just texted me the link, it is hilarious. I wonder if that boy is lurking here.

    The future of COVID

  44. Rebel Scum

    Someone didn’t get the joke.

    Fox’s incessant insurrectionary incitement of the public deserves a revocation of its broadcasting license!
    Abuse of liberal interpretation of the 1st Amendment must not be rewarded by suicidal tolerance! #ShutFoxDown #ShutDisinformationDown

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wonder if they were okay with the other news agencies….ah fuck it, I already know the answer

    • ron73440

      incessant insurrectionary incitement

      Because normal people talk like that.

      Always avoid alliteration.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Make me

      • ron73440

        Why would we want wrath?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Swissys slit sight slung so?

      • Not Adahn

        *light, lilting laughter*

      • Surly Knott

        Summon Swiss scowling.

    • juris imprudent

      Never mind that Fox doesn’t actually have a license to be revoked.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sure they do…the ntended target is the 1st Amendment to be revoked for select persons/entities

      • juris imprudent

        TV (and radio) stations have broadcast licenses. Fox is carried by many of those stations (and cable of course) but is not itself a broadcaster. Not that this in the slightest detracts from the absolute stupidity (two degrees Kelvin level stupidity) of the twit(terer).

      • Ownbestenemy

        I was saying their license is the 1st amendment…and that is the goal

  45. Rebel Scum

    Harvard is not sending us its best.

    Ngl though some of the stuff I’ve heard from people in my circles about 2024 terrifies me. I’m afraid if the worst happens and someone like trump becomes an authoritarian many organizers are going to have to leave the country to organize in exile or face execution here

    Wut?

    • LJW

      Blind to the authoritarianism being pushed by the left.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Transitioning is all the rage. I don’t have a problem if Hogg transitions from organizer to organ donor.

    • juris imprudent

      He’s talking about the chat during his circle jerks.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In their fevered brains, Trump refusing to implement nationwide lockdowns for COVID was authoritarian.

      There is literally nothing rational that you can argue against with these asshats.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Leftists leaving the country because of Trump is hilarious. They literally controlled the entirety of the federal government except the White House during his tenure and ran it without a single restraint.

      They control the cultural institutions, including a large portion of the churches, the educational system, the administrative state, the metro areas, the legal process…. but one guy trips them up for a short period and they flip out.

      It’s that paranoia on their part which makes me want to leave.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Well the Right has super white supremacist pillows that they can use to smother the Movement in its cradle.

      Unfortunately, the Left has no comparable pillow to smother racism and other wrong think.

      • juris imprudent

        Duh, that’s why they have to be woke all the time.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Legit LOL.

      • rhywun

        -1 workable business plan

    • rhywun

      I’m never going to raise kids here

      Thank God.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Wait a second. Will he still rear a kid?

    • cyto

      You guys all missed it.

      This is confession through projection.

  46. Loveconstitution1789

    Here’s how America’s Commies in Academia are working to undermine America:

    Harvard Law Churns Out Lawyers To Fight Elections In Court Instead Of At The Polls

    Since most politicians are lawyers, the problem (and its a huge problem) with America having so many laws and litigation for control, this problem will likely not end. Remember Abraham Lincoln taught himself law. Now we have so many laws (quite a few are unconstitutional laws) that even lawyers cant possibly know all the laws. Even lawyers in specialized fields probably dont know all the relevant laws in that field. We even have paralegals who specialize in law research and document drafting to free lawyers up for interaction with clients and court litigation.

    So lawyers came up with churning out new lawyers for criminal defense and public interest cases. America then gets a burdensome criminal justice system that is mostly plea bargains. We all know how the public sector turned out with all those lawyers involved.

    Now we have law schools trying to churn out new lawyers into the election field. We are already seeing how that is going. Local governments undermining constitutional powers/restrictions based on “friendly settlements” with these election lawyers and their Democrat run non-profits. Elections corrupted away from one person-one vote while in person and those legal vote counts returned fairly quickly. Instead we have delayed vote counts so Democrats can find ballots in trunks and electronic voting machine companies can skew vote tallies for their chosen candidate.

    Less lawyers and smaller government would solve many of the problems America faces domestically.

    • juris imprudent

      There are problems that just aren’t going to be solved. Good luck trying to convince people, left or right, of that.

  47. Certified Public Asshat

    Moderna’s CEO hints at needing new vaccines to get ahead of Omicron. Hmm… pic.twitter.com/aYBNSWjodF— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 2, 2021

    Uh oh, Trevor Noah (of all people) might be starting to get it.

    • slumbrew

      “If we don’t make a new vaccine, this disease could be with us ferrari! Uh, forever – sorry, I was thinking of something else”

      Not bad, Trevor, not bad.

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow, that is surprising. Finally someone is remembering that big pharma companies are supposed to be the bad guys.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or knows where the ratings are…

    • rhywun

      I hesitate to click on that because his face might make me put my fist through my screen.

  48. PieInTheSky

    The Norwegian-Swedish wolf is probably gone forever. Today’s population is descended from Finnish wolves that migrated to the border between the two countries after the original population was exterminated about 50 years ago. Credit: Per-Harald Olsen, NTNU

    There’ s no longer any doubt—the wolves found in Norway and Sweden today are actually Finnish, according to extensive studies done on their genetic makeup. Humans wiped out Norway’s original wolf population in the wild around 1970.

    https://phys.org/news/2021-12-norwegian-wolf-extinct.html

    • Not Adahn

      Geez, don’t ever call a Finnish wolf a scandi.

    • juris imprudent

      Invasive specie!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That was done more to honor and elevate Ginsburg than Elizabeth.

    • slumbrew

      I like to think the queen just rolled her eyes and dropped it in the trash.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s in a junk drawer with an iPod she got from Obama.

      • slumbrew

        That little episode perfectly encapsulated the hubris of the Obama administration.

      • ron73440

        I can’t fathom the ego it takes to give someone that as a gift.

        CWAA

      • Nephilium

        Right next to the iPod of Obama speeches?

      • Nephilium

        This is my punishment for trying to keep up with work chats and e-mails.

        /kicks rock

    • wdalasio

      I’m not an advocate of monarchy. But, Elizabeth is pretty much the textbook example of what you’d want in a modern constitutional monarch. Honestly, I’m surprised they gave her the award.

  49. Certified Public Asshat

    I didn’t think it was possible to become more pro-choice than I already was, but after 7 months of pregnancy all I can think about is how wrong it would be to make someone do this who doesn’t want to.— Katie Hill (@KatieHill4CA) December 1, 2021

    “All I can think about”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What a lucky kid.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Why do I have a bad feeling that if Trump tweeted “Katie Hill is full of shit. No way she’d abort her kid at 7 months, she’s all hot air”, that Hill would immediately live stream herself getting an abortion?

        And how many people would cheer her on?

    • The Other Kevin

      Wait until that kid becomes a teenager and throws this back in her face.

    • R C Dean

      after 7 months of pregnancy all I can think about is how wrong it would be to make someone do this who doesn’t want to

      If only there was a way to prevent the total involuntary condition known as pregnancy . . . .

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pfizer and Moderna are working on that as we speak

      • Nephilium

        Come on man, what if she was hit by a bus?

    • invisible finger

      Gives you an idea of her total narcissism. No thought for the human being she is carrying, just total selfishness.

      Why would anyone think that someone that narcissistic would make a good representative for them?

    • Rebel Scum

      +1 forced birth*

      *christ what an irritating phrase…

    • Not Adahn

      I’m glad that someone downthread answered if that was based off the American 180 or a Vickers.

    • db

      Nice. I *almost* bought one of the single American 180 magazine uppers years ago when they were being marketed. The dual one is even more of a hose. I hadn’t seen that before–neat!

  50. Tundra

    Good morning, friends!

    I hope you all have a fantastic Friday!

  51. The Other Kevin

    Ugh, just finished texting my mom about my passport application. We’re planning a Caribbean trip next year and we’ve never had passports. It’s probably good to have one just in case, based on the state of things today. Anyway, the form requires the birth date and place of your parents, and my mom, the lifelong big government Democrat, didn’t want me to give them that info. Sorry mom, if you’re worried about the government having your personal info you’re several decades too late.

    • R C Dean

      She does know that a birth certificate is a government document, on file with the government, right?

      That thing about your parents must be new – I don’t recall that when I got my passport, or any renewal. My question is why? For purposes of getting a passport, as a citizen It doesn’t matter where your parents were born, only where you were born.

      • db

        What if you don’t legitimately know that information? I know roughly where my parents were born, but if you asked me to say what was on their birth certificates, I’d have no idea. Maybe my Dad was born in a different county that what I thought–there’s no way for me to know, because all of my parents and granparents are deceased.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Sorry bud, you’re stuck in the country.

        /Government stooge

      • UnCivilServant

        It was on the form when I got my passport in 2012. So it was added some time before then.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Technically there’s some edge cases (children of diplomats) where being born in this country doesn’t confer automatic citizenship.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Also, FYTW, it’s on the form, fill it out. I know it’s been there for at least the mid 2000s, because I recall needing to ask my parents for the cities of their birth.

      • R C Dean

        Weird. I just looked at the application form on the intertubes, and it makes no mention of anything but your own birth certificate. Although there is some weaseling about State having the right to ask for additional proof of citizenship, I did not see anything about your parent’s birth certificates on the form itself.

      • db

        I just renewed mine last year, and I seem to recall the question, but am not certain.

      • juris imprudent

        One of the FATCA unexpected consequences is that people around the world who were born but not raised here have learned they are U.S. citizens for tax purposes. So they must go through the process of renouncing a U.S. citizenship they never knew they had.

      • db

        Interesting, but how did they find out? Seems like something they wouldn’t ever have a need to even think about. Did the IRS send letters out or something?

      • juris imprudent

        That is exactly what the IRS did. Tracked them down and demanded they file and pay.

      • db

        I thought most income earned outside the country was exempt? Maybe below some limit?

      • juris imprudent

        I think that the banks in their home countries had to treat them as U.S. citizens as well, which in some cases meant denying them banking services (to avoid complying with U.S. law). Our extra-territorial jurisdiction is an abomination and I would so pleased to see some country tell us to just fuck right off.

      • invisible finger

        Stealing a Monty Python line, but the idea of taxing foreigners living abroad is absurdly cynical.

      • UnCivilServant

        That should be all cases. You should have to have at least one citizen parent to have citizenship from birth.

    • db

      Maybe she’s in the Witness Protection Program?

      • The Other Kevin

        I’d love to think it’s because she’s paranoid and wearing her tin foil hat, but no such luck.

        But somehow they managed to raise 4 kids who are all Republican or libertarian.

    • The Other Kevin

      Must be new then. I got the latest form off the state department web site. The Mrs. turns hers in today, I have an appointment tomorrow.

      We are expediting it because we’ll need them in the next 2 months, but it’s going to cost us almost $500 for the both of us.

    • Gustave Lytton

      The passport card, while not valid for actual travel, works for Real ID compliance or any other government id use.

      • Not Adahn

        *35 million Canadians flap their head in outrage*

    • Pope Jimbo

      My latest govt fiasco with regards to passports is that I need a new SS card (because my old one was laminated in the ’70s and that makes it invalid). To get a new SS card, you are supposed to put your passport in an envelope with your card replacement application and mail it to the SSA. WTF?

      Of course, I think the SSA talks about more security than they live by it. The first time we had to renew our passports after 9/11, the process was way more rigorous. The clerks kept telling us that it was so important that we comply with the new stuff because security was totes important. Then they simply FedExed us the passports in an envelope that was left on our porch for a day.

  52. UnCivilServant

    Took a day off of work, and slept through half of it 🙁

    • The Other Kevin

      Don’t feel bad about it, sometimes you need a break like that.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have things to get done today. I need to drag myself out of the house to do them.

        And for some reason none of these places are 24/7

    • PieInTheSky

      Well that sounds like a good use of the time if you were tired. I can never sleep past 7 30 is i try

    • rhywun

      I wonder if Stacey Abrams’ mom has got it goin’ on.

      • juris imprudent

        If that apple fell close to the tree, no way you wood.

      • ron73440

        He maple it on his own.

    • TARDis

      Man, the vitriol and progjection in the comments are brutal. If the state flips back, there is going to be some bloodshed for sure.

  53. db

    Lockout-Tagout training! Yay!

    • robc

      Death prevention training is always good.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Real life videos and post injury footage, not so much.

        /recalls watching lineman safety films

      • Ownbestenemy

        up… some of those arc-flash videos are brutal to watch

      • db

        Yeah, no thanks–industrial injuries can be pretty gruesome. I had a colleague who, many years before, had been working on a high pressure steam valve with a partner. The valve had been “back-seated,” which is a situation in which some critical valves have both a process-facing seat (the part of the valve that seals) and an opposite side seat that seals so that the valve bonnet cannot be pressurized. Unfortunately, the valve stem was broken and allowed the bonnet to become pressurized. When they loosened the packing around the stem, the pressure in the bonnet blew the broken stem out, piercing the partner’s head and then blowing supercritical steam in a jet through the wound. My friend was blown backward and when he regained consciousness and the vapor cleared, he said his partner looked and smelled like cooked hamburger. That of course led to a change in company procedures to never allow work on backseated valves while the process was pressurized. This was years before lockout-tagout was mandated in general industry, but the company did have one, but considered backseated valves safe to work on. They just didn’t bank on a stem being broken.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Oh…I got that and electrical safety coming uo…