Winston’s Mom Does the Links

by | Dec 10, 2021 | Daily Links | 411 comments

Its late, I’m in no position to get a lot done at the m9ment…

Controlled i im9lies they have control.  They don’t.

Welp. Suddenly I agree with the communists.  Clearly we need to abolish the Senate.

Ha!  Harvard can stoke one and rub another at the same time!

Poor guy.  He’s gonna get cancelled.

I told you clowns to buy gold.

 

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Winston's Mom

Winston's Mom

Biological mother of Winston.

411 Comments

  1. Shpip

    Among other things, she asserted that homeschoolers are “socially awkward” and “in danger of maltreatment.”

    But can they read and do sums? If so, they’re likely better off than a good portion of government school survivors.

    • Rat on a train

      in danger of maltreatment
      As opposed to public schools and certainty of maltreatment.

    • Festus

      They also need to know how to cipher. It’s a challenge.

      • Not Adahn

        “naught minus naught… leaves naught.”

      • Tonio

        “You gotta have something if you wanna be with me…”

      • Animal

        But will it go round in circles?
        Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

    • Fourscore

      I’m guessing that Janet Yellen is a good example of public school. She must have gone to the same School of Economics as AOC and the Big Boss Man of Evergrande.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Bartholet is nothing more than a totalitarian.

      Everything she says about homeschooling is in service of that goal.

      She bases her criticisms of homeschooling around edge cases of abuse, yet never seems to acknowledge the abuse that goes on in the public system.

      • Chafed

        I’ll add she is a partisan. Her analysis isn’t comprehensive. It’s deliberately tilted.

  2. Trigger Hippie

    ‘Bartholet portrays homeschooling parents as tyrants who deliberately remove their children from society in order to do with them as they please. She argues that government needs to regulate or even outright ban homeschooling so it can keep regular tabs on children’s family life.’

    All ur children are now belong to us.

    • Rat on a train

      It takes a village bureaucrat.

      • Festus

        I’ve not seen this in my lifetime. I don’t know how to react.

      • rhywun

        It takes a village of bureaucrats.

      • Rat on a train

        and they are all village idiots

    • Tonio

      “All ur children are now belong to us.”

      They aren’t even trying to hide their intentions anymore. I can’t wait for the first report of a teachers asking children whether their parents watch CNN or Fox News at home; just as they did in former East Germany to determine whether people were watching forbidden West German stations, or approved East German stations.

    • invisible finger

      Spinsters and confirmed bachelors (many on anti-depressants) are now experts in raising children. These people are asking to be mocked.

      • Festus

        Cats are sorta, kinda like children…

  3. UnCivilServant

    They announced Space Marine 2.

    On one hand I’m happy because the original was great.

    On the other hand the company making it is different, and I can’t tell if any of the original dev team is involved.

    So we’ll see.

    • Nephilium

      They also announced it would be against Tyrannids instead of Orks. Seems like that should take it from a massive slugfest to a more horror feel.

      • UnCivilServant

        They’d better keep the thunder hammer as fun as it was in the original.

        I’m not normally a melee guy in video games, but I loved the thunder hammer.

      • Nephilium

        Depends on the game. If we’re talking a space station Looking Glass 451 Immersive Sim (?) game, I’ll generally go the stealth takedown route as much as I can (with a little light silenced weapon as a backup). Brawlers like the Arkham games are a melee combat I really enjoy. Other then that, in games like Fallout New Vegas, I’ll go stealth sniping as much as I can.

      • UnCivilServant

        I default to stealth sniping.

        Except if there’s a ranged weapon with infinite ammo, then I’m trying to snipe with that.

        *remembers tunnel level in Space Marine and sniping orks with the pistol*

        And the Arkham games didn’t give viable ranged options, and I preferred to avoid the mass brawls when I could.

      • Nephilium

        The first two Arkham games I enjoyed the early mass brawls, it turned the fighting into a kind of rhythm game.

        In game related, but not link related, news, I completed Cyberpunk 2077 this week (picked it up on sale a couple weeks back). I’m shocked that the game is still as buggy as it is so long after the release. There’s a lot of interesting pieces in the game, but they needed to cut a couple of the systems out and polish the others. They have a swimming engine (and perks/gear related to increasing your oxygen levels) that I used in one side mission, where I had an oxygen tank and didn’t need to worry about oxygen levels. Vehicles had no mass/weight to them (watching a Porsche go under a truck and flip the truck over was entertaining though). The hacking minigame was entertaining enough, but the enemy AI’s were… challenged. They also really thought I would care a lot more about Johnny then I did.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I tried to play Cyberpunk, but it became too repetitive and simple. Didn’t even bother to finish it.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am apparently the only person in the world who never ran into a bug in Cyberpunk.

        Though yes, the vehicles are… off.

      • Nephilium

        UCS: Most of the bugs that I encountered were things like randomly being put in combat mode (while walking or driving with no enemies visible on the mini map), a subtitle background never going away after control was switched to Johnny (until a close and relaunch of the game), conversations where they talked about me killing someone who I had only knocked out, buff/debuff icons sitting next to my health bar with 0 seconds on them, vehicles being stuck in the ground and being unable to move, and the like. None of them gamebreaking, just a big pile of annoyances (especially for a game that’s been out for a year).

      • UnCivilServant

        Taking a closer look at the trailer I note two things – One, they’re wearing primaris helmets and the bolter bros have bolt rifles implying intercessors. Two, Titus’ helmet has the white and red stripe of a Primaris lieutenant, meaning he got a demotion.

    • Fourscore

      Is that a new Cabinet position and military branch? I would have enjoyed being a space marine in my younger years. Spiffy uniforms and all.

    • Ted S.

      I’d like to see Space Marnie, but Tippi Hedren is too old.

  4. Festus

    Bettie Page is my dream girl! Can I have her circa 1950 as a special present for my Name-day? It is special and all…

    • hayeksplosives

      She’s one of very few who could rock the “bangs” (fringe, for you limeys”.

      She’s awesome. No tattoos!!

      • Timeloose

        She’s a woman who inspired a million tattoos.

      • rhywun

        Boop boop be doop BOOP! I love those.

    • Jerms

      #metoo

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Interestingly, throughout both the interview with the Harvard Gazette and the article in the Arizona Law Review, Bartholet offers no relevant statistical evidence to support her conclusions. Vague adjectives such as “many” and “most” dominate the places in her arguments that should include numerical values and percentages. For instance, she states that “many homeschooling graduates…maintain blogs giving voice to their own and other homeschooler’s concerns” and “many homeschooling parents are extreme ideologues.” Surely someone as highly educated as an Ivy League university professor understands the importance of citing scholarly studies to reinforce their claims. In my opinion, Bartholet’s lack thereof is suggestive of her failure to find any supporting evidence.

    This methodology seems oddly familiar to me….

    • Rat on a train

      Are you questioning a priest?

      • Necron 99

        Look around this world we made
        Equality our stock in trade
        Come and join the brotherhood of man
        What a nice contented world
        Let the banners be unfurled
        Hold the red star proudly high in hand

    • Festus

      Yup. Never seen this route taken before! Just a coincidence atop a conundrum.

    • Rebel Scum

      many homeschooling parents are extreme ideologues

      There is, of course, nothing ideologic about thinking that the state owns all the children, however.

  6. juris imprudent

    I wondered about the morning wood, I should’ve guessed that W’s M had the links duty.

    • limey

      It’s nice to be reminded that it still works once in a while.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Controlled i im9lies they have control. They don’t.

    But- but- The knobs. The levers. The switches. The blinking lights!

    Are you trying to tell me they’re not really connected to anything?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, we have a power line so the lights will light up, but nothing else does anything.

      • juris imprudent

        Having done some IT work at a utility (with a nuclear power plant), my coworker and I walked out and he commented: “given their level of competence, it is pure magic that electricity comes out of the sockets in your home”.

  8. juris imprudent

    For true economic collapse, I favor lead over gold.

    • Not Adahn

      This is one of those Frost things?

    • Ghostpatzer

      This. The alchemists had it backwards.

    • Not Adahn

      OT, but I really enjoyed City of gold and Lead as a child. The whole Tripods trilogy held up surprisingly well.

    • Festus

      What’s the point? They’ve already destroyed that poor fuck.

      • limey

        Now he gets an indefinite stay in the Manning suite?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What was the point of leaving the dead bodies hanging in chains outside the castle walls?

    • juris imprudent

      Not quite our shores – Guantanamo?

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Unethical? When did that impede government action?

  10. Festus

    You butt-holes didn’t get the hint. I’m 57 today and look not a year over 58!

    • juris imprudent

      Happy Birthday little brother.

    • Sean

      Happy Birthday!

    • Nephilium

      You mean you share your birthday with Christmas December 10th?

      Happy birthday Festus!

      • Festus

        Strangely fitting!

    • limey

      Happy birthday. As Winston’s Mom will tell you, I very much try to avoid my butt hole getting the point.

      • Festus

        Thanks Boys and sorta boy, Limey! I never thought that I’d live this long but here we are, Glibbing. It’s been pretty unpleasant from the start and doesn’t seem to be letting up anytime soon but I enjoy what I can where I can and the rest of the world can just go fuck itself! This site is the desert island with Mary-Anne and Ginger. We drowned the rest of the cast in the lagoon and left them for the crab-feast…

      • Fourscore

        Festus, you fall in between my own kiddos, you are the son I didn’t have but now wish I’d had. You have reached another milestone in your young life. Congrats, eat a piece of cake or moose jerky for me.

      • Festus

        Thanks Dad I never had! I don’t actually celebrate anything but I’ll wolf down an order of McDonalds fries in your honor tonight!

      • Festus

        Damn. I dream about my root family all of the time lately. It’s like they are calling me home but I don’t want to visit them. It’s always awkward and embarrassing. If that’s the afterlife , I’ll take the null and void, thank you very much.

      • Ozymandias

        If that’s the afterlife , I’ll take the null and void, thank you very much.

        It’s not, Brother Festus. That’s The Good News.

      • Ozymandias

        And happy Birth-Day, friend. Enjoy those fries, but make sure to eat ’em while they’re still warm.

      • Festus

        I can drive left-handed. I’m not a total retard.

      • Festus

        To Ozy – that was sweet, thanks for that! As I get older maybe I’ll start hoping harder.

      • Ozymandias

        As I get older maybe I’ll start hoping harder.

        YES! I like to think of “Hope” as the seedling of “Faith.”
        It’s when you conquer your fear of the “what if I’m wrong…?” nagging that you can finally take The Leap of Faith, Big Brother.
        That first step is a doozy! But what’s on the other side is… well, heavenly.
        I hope fate contrives to give us a chance to do some hallucinogenics together, Festus. I really would love to share that experience with you.
        🙂

      • Festus

        You probably don’t want to see me nekkid, running amok.

      • Ozymandias

        Damn. You’ve sussed me out, Festus.
        (But it’s kinda fun.)

      • Fourscore

        Yummmm, French Freedom Fries, thanks, son.

      • R.J.

        Happy birthday!

    • Tonio

      Happy birthday, young feller.

      • Festus

        Thanks, Sexy, sexy Tonio!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Well since you seem to want our approval of the day you rubbed your face in your mom’s vagina, sure, happy birthday.

      • Festus

        This! This what was expected and delivered! Awesome! Thanks Pope!

      • Pope Jimbo

        *blushes*

        You have a great day Festus.

      • Festus

        You’re a good egg, Jimbo

      • Pope Jimbo

        Hmmm….

        Hard, white covering beautiful yellow center with goo. Yeah, that is me.

    • Necron 99

      Happy birthday sir, and many happy returns.

      I figured you for an old fart, turns out you are merely a year ahead of me and I am definitely not an old fart.

    • l0b0t

      Happy Birthday! Go eat a big steak and fall asleep cuddling with Judi.

      • Festus

        It’s Marinara and too much cheese but I will abide. I love you, Friend!

    • Count Potato

      HBD!

    • TARDis

      Happy Birthday, fellow 57er!

    • Ghostpatzer

      Happy birthday, young man! Illegitimi non carborundum!

    • Animal

      Happy birthday, you young whippersnapper.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Happy birthday, iron man!

    • slumbrew

      Happy birthday!

  11. Grummun

    Their results showed not only are homeschooled students on a higher level than other students academically, on average

    My completely uninformed guess, this has less to do with homeschooling specifically, and more to do with parents that give a shit about their kids education.

    Also, since Winston’s Mom didn’t provide a music link, I offer an homage to the lady herself. I’ve been semi-following these ladies since Old Man linked their cover of What Is Hip some ways back.

    • rhywun

      My completely uninformed guess, this has less to do with homeschooling specifically, and more to do with parents that give a shit about their kids education.

      ding ding ding

      See also: “failing public schools”. The latest fad is to blame the “building”. Close it down and shuffle those kids off to another building that has better “airs” or something. Anything to avoid blaming the parent(s) for not giving a shit.

      • Nephilium

        Feng shui – coming to board of education meetings in 2025!

      • creech

        Yeah, just look at the fully modern school house that, say, Abe Lincoln got to attend. No wonder he was so smart.

      • Not Adahn

        How can you expect students of color to learn in a building designed by systemically racist architects along white geometric principles?

    • juris imprudent

      Very nice bass work, but the synth horns put me off.

  12. Not Adahn

    Controlled i im9lies they have control. They don’t.

    They may not have fine control but they have demonstrated the ability to destroy.

  13. Winston's Mom

    Fucking gif didn’t work

    • Nephilium

      Well, I thought we were gently requested not to include NSFW gifs.

      • Winston's Mom

        Oh? I’ll see myself out.

    • Not Adahn

      I thought we weren’t supposed to post gifs of fucking during the day.

    • juris imprudent

      As opposed to gif didn’t fucking work? Which of course would be no surprise to Rufus.

  14. Rebel Scum

    Its late, I’m in no position to get a lot done at the m9ment

    Late. Early. I’ll ignore the typo.

    • Nephilium

      Based on a similar later typo, looks like Winston’s Mom is using a membrane keyboard that had… fluids spilled on it.

      • Festus

        It was a Gimlet.

  15. Rebel Scum

    The Economy Is Under Controlled Collapse

    AJ has been saying this for at least a year.

    • juris imprudent

      Deliberate is not the same as controlled.

  16. Rebel Scum

    The Senate passed a provision on Thursday that would allow the Senate to more easily raise the debt ceiling by breaking the Senate filibuster.

    Something something norms.

    Clearly we need to abolish the Senate.

    Not abolish, but return to constitutional form. I.e. make it the house of the states again.

    • juris imprudent

      Repeal the 17th!

      • Ozymandias

        Here here!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hey Ozy, thanks for that article from the ethical skeptic yesterday. I’m still processing it, but his theory definitely has legs.

      • Ozymandias

        Dude has a strong element of “sniffing-own-fartdom,” but he’s also intellectually honest, smart as a whip, and willing to follow the evidence where it leads.
        The self-referential glossary and overuse of highly technical terms is off-putting, but again – not an ideologue or dummy.
        His hypothesis on how Covid spread seems very, very likely and his use of multiple sources from completely unrelated disciplines is something I really like.
        His idea about “consilience” are something I wish more people would take on – rather than slavishly following one “authority”, TES goes out of his way to look for other, completely unrelated evidence that might either disprove or prove his working hypothesis. TL/DR – he’s a real fucking scientist in the old school (modern science) sense of the word.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The fecal aerosol theory definitely makes sense.

        There’s a lot to process concerning the circumstantial evidence for a leak in 2018 leading to prior immunity in the Asia-Pacific region. I’m going to have to read it a couple of times to get a grip on it.

      • Ozymandias

        He marries hard science (like the genetic drift and mutation of the SARS virus, which he seems to have some background in) alongside a whole bunch of other pieces of the puzzle to arrive at a 2018 leak.
        It also matches up very, very nicely with the various waves of the virus and he notes that China’s politicians have used that wonderfully to claim that their lockdown policies work when in fact it’s just that their population has had a headstart on getting to herd imunity (and, of course, that they’ve fucking lied about their deaths and no one in the west – or anywhere – is in a position to counter the CCP narrative because who the fuck really knows China’s population at a granular enough level to make claims of death numbers? “Oh, you say the Lee family lost a bunch of grandmas and folks with high blood sugar? Huh. The Wangs too, eh? Okay…”)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The fact that the Omicron variant is far too divergent from Delta or Alpha in order to be a recent mutation of either is a huge piece of evidence.

      • Ozymandias

        He keeps hammering “the narrative” on Omicron and I’m surprised that Twitter hasn’t just muzzled him.
        I default to the fact that (a) Twitter bots are too stupid to have any idea what he is saying, and (b) those at Twitter that are smart enough, probably figure that most people can’t understand him and so his impact is likely to be minimal… so don’t make him a martyr. But he’s been crushing the “OMICRON IS NOW HERE AND DOOMPANIC!!!” narrative with the analysis of the “age” of Omicron. To me, what he’s doing with this is like what carbon-dating does to the “recent Earth” knuckleheads.

      • R C Dean

        I recall a couple of things from early on.

        Millions of Chinese cell phone accounts went away. This was explained as “oh, people had multiple accounts and cancelled one.” Which is possible, but I wonder.

        The 4channers accessed air quality data from Wuhan, which showed an increase in, I think, sulfur dioxide. They calculated that the increase could be attributed to thousands, maybe more, deaths and bodies being burned.

        What doesn’t make sense about his theory is that he says that the 2018 leak wasn’t of the (now-named) Alpha variant, but of a earlier proto-COVID, which ran for a whole cycle before the Alpha variant “naturally” emerged from it. And that the Chinese government then built a story in Wuhan around the Alpha variant to distract from their lab leak in Wuhan. But if the damn thing was already widespread, and the Alpha variant was a spontaneous variant, why would they need a cover story at all? Hadn’t they already gotten away with the lab leak?

      • Ozymandias

        RC – Have you read the article that Scruffy and I talked about? He has an entire theory for all of that. It’s about 80 printed pages, but I’ve been following him all along and so following this as he developed and refined it. But basically, it’s his view that as it made its way around certain latitudes, it came back into China and there was no hiding what would have been their “second wave” (IIRC). So now the CCP had to concoct an explanation for it as it became known. Out came the bat-fucked-pangolin explanation.
        Also, remember that the original “ZOMIGOD” in November 2019 was treated as, “well, let’s keep an eye on it” and Democrats said it was racist for Trump to react the way he did. Remember Pelosi and “go hug a Chinaman?” But THEN the Dems figured out that it could be used to justify insane policies that might very well help in election fortification for a party that looked like it was going to get its ass kicked in 2020. So you’ve got multiple things happening. The virus itself is one thing – a physical phenomenon – but how it was used is something else entirely – a political phenomenon. But once it became a polictical phenomenon, then the Party had to control the Narrative around it and you get Lysenkoism at its finest. Complete and utter bullshit and politicized “science” – oh, which also provided an incredible opportunity for a serial pharma offender like Pfizer, which by then had completed its capture of the FDA.

      • R C Dean

        I read it, fairly quickly. As near as I can tell, he has assembled a pretty solid case that the first lab leak was back in 2018, and what we are seeing now are spontaneous variants, some of which (Delta) the vaccine is pretty ineffective against, at least as far as transmission goes. The data on effectiveness in reducing severity appears to me to be suppressed, so draw your own conclusions. I completely lack the expertise to evaluate his fecal aerosol transmission theory, other than to note that it has been floated (heh) by others and then disappeared. Perhaps because fecal aerosol transmission would put an end to lockdowns and masking, but who knows?

        OK, there was no hiding their second wave (although they managed to hide their first one, but I’ll go with it because the second wave was more severe).

        If you were going to concoct a cover story, would you really have the cover story center on Wuhan, where the lab leak actually occurred over a year before? If the second wave emerged spontaneously, it wouldn’t have first popped up in Wuhan (in all probability). So why make a fictional cover story that points the finger directly at the actual source?

      • Ozymandias

        R C – I think you’re conflating our politicos’ Narrative with the Chinese. They’re not one and the same.
        Also, facts are stubborn things and if you’re Chinand you know that people are going to eventually be able to trace the origin back to Wuhan, you can’t say, “Oh, this started in Japan!!” That Narrative simply won’t hold up. It’s like most good lies, you try to couch it as close to the Truth as you can, but deviate in one respect that only you know (what TES calls “Nelsonian knowledge.”)
        China can’t get away from the viruses origins, or the likelihood that eventually scientists are going to pinpoint, so they admit to Wuhan…but point to the “wet market” nearby.
        BTW, I’ve been to Wuhan – stayed and ate there in 2018, in fact. No one who has been there would be fooled by the “wet market” claim, but western intellectuals? Oh yeah. There’s no amount of CCP Narrative they won’t cock-gobble.

      • R C Dean

        Maybe so, Ozy. I am less confident than you (and, apparently, the Chinese) that the Alpha variant would be traced back to proto-COVID originally released in Wuhan (the city) by the Wuhan labs. But I can see them saying “The best lie is one that has some truth in it, somewhere.”

        If the Chinese had said something like “we can’t really say exactly where this virus popped up first” (as you would expect of a spontaneous variant that is widely distributed when discovered, see, e.g., Omicron) “but we’ve got it here in China. Looks like it could be a SARS-1 variant (they are related), etc.” I think their odds of getting away with it cold would be good.

        Regardless, I think there’s a plausible explanation for the Chinese taking the misinformation course they did.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Bartholet outlandishly claimed that homeschooling is a threat to our children’s well-being and should be banned.

    There is a way to deal with such tyrannical cuntes…

    Among other things, she asserted that homeschoolers are “socially awkward” and “in danger of maltreatment.”

    Awkward? Maybe. But not more than public school kids. Maltreatment? Basically assured in public school.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m pretty certain that Bartholet actual opposition to homeschooling is the typically traditional arrangement of marital and family duties. She’s a hardcore feminist of the Hillary type who wants to completely upend traditional marriage because of the slights she received during her ascension of the ranks in an admittedly misogynistic era. She wants to make it impossible for that era to ever return thru public and governmental schooling to her preferred social norms.

      In reality, she’s no better than the misogynists she replaced. She wants to enforce her view of the world on everyone even if it means taking children away from their families and forcibly reeducating them.

  18. The Late P Brooks
    • Festus

      Thank You!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Festus, it’s your birthday / Happy birthday, Festus ? ?

        (I ‘membered too. I know you have a hard time of things, but you seem unanimously adored, at least around here.)

      • Festus

        Aww shucks! *digs toe into the ground* Thank You, Miss O’Grady!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw, warm fuzzies ( > cold pricklies).

    • Tonio

      That’s awesome.

  19. Rebel Scum

    The UK health secretary has stated that he has ‘no interest’ in legislating for mandatory COVID vaccinations, describing such a policy as ‘unethical’.

    You’ll be dealt with by the “conservative” Boris Johnson.

  20. Nephilium

    For those who enjoy skiing, it looks like you may want to avoid Vail Resorts properties:

    Brandywine, Boston Mills and Alpine Valley, all owned by Colorado-based Vail Resorts, are requiring guests to show proof of COVID vaccine to eat in their cafeterias.

    It’s part of a companywide policy designed to ensure the health and safety of guests and employees, said Andy DeBrunner, senior manager of communications for Vail Resorts in Ohio and Pennsylvania. “We think it’s important to take a position resortwide,” he said. “We want to be consistent across the board, just to manage expectations.”

    • rhywun

      designed to ensure the health and safety of guests and employees curry favor with the elite

      FTFY

    • juris imprudent

      Ah, but does not apply at the ultra-chic Colorado property. Well, of course not, the rich and beautiful would never be affected by such trifles.

    • pistoffnick

      “…consistent across the board…”

      So they are also requiring proof of immunization against measles , mumps, rubella, HPV, HIV, hepatitis, and all the other communicable diseases right?

      RIGHT?!?!

      • Ozymandias

        Don’t give them any ideas, nick.

  21. hayeksplosives

    Hey, Biden! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  22. Rat on a train

    It’s here!!!
    You better watch out … Omicron is coming to town.

    • Sean

      DOOM!

    • rhywun

      As someone pointed out yesterday, it’s been here for months.

    • Timeloose

      I’m on the back end of whatever variant I came down with. It certainly sucked and I was sick for two weeks.

      I can see how it can lead to bad outcomes in really fragile people, but this needs to end.

    • Rebel Scum

      The omicron variant of the coronavirus has been identified in Virginia. It is the first case reported in the commonwealth.

      Lock it down. (Traffic on my commute sucks again. You scaredycats can stay home…)

  23. prolefeed

    A very belated comment on the snarky tweet about a week ago from the prog who acidly noted that if conservatives get their way on Roe v. Wade, that it would hasten the “Great Replacement” of white profs with more melanin-rich neighbors.

    As if they can’t understand why conservatives might be sanguine with fewer white progs espousing murdering millions of unborn babies, with darker skinned neighbors who think perhaps would think that murdering babies is … well … wrong.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Best case considering this is none of our business.

    President Joe Biden’s administration reportedly plans to push the Ukrainian government to appease Russian President Vladimir Putin by ceding territory, The Associated Press reported Thursday. …

    U.S. officials reportedly plan to urge Ukraine to grant autonomy to eastern regions that are still controlled by separatists who participated in the 2014 Russia-backed revolt against the Ukrainian government. The eastern Donbas region has held a vague “special status” since the 2014 uprising, a status Ukrainian parliament voted to extend for another year on Dec. 3.

    But warmongers gotta warmonger:

    Biden has previously confirmed that deploying U.S. troops to help Ukraine fend off an invasion is not on the table, focusing instead on economic sanctions.

    “We have a moral obligation and a legal obligation to our NATO allies if they were to attack under Article 5, it’s a sacred obligation,” Biden said. “That obligation does not extend to NATO – I mean to Ukraine. But it would depend upon what rest of the NATO countries were willing to do as well. But the idea that the United States is going to unilaterally use force to confront Russia invading Ukraine is not on, in the cards right now. What will happen is there will be severe consequences.”

    “WWII is because we pacified Hitler!!!”

    WWIII will be because we didn’t mind our damned business. Putin is asshoe but he ain’t Hitler.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      2014 Russia-backed revolt against the Ukrainian government

      Horseshit. Donbas democratically voted to secede from the greater Ukraine, then Ukraine responded by sending in troops.

      • creech

        Sounds a bit like 1861 America.

      • Rebel Scum

        Something something “consent of the governed”. And how shall we apply “muh-slavery” so we can whitewash (tee hee) the whole thing here?

      • R C Dean

        Donbas democratically voted to secede from the greater Ukraine

        I wonder how fortified that vote was.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Numbers were ready day before. Never opened boxes.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It seemed to be in accordance with the popular sentiment. And even Putin had advised against holding the referendum just yet.

        An opinion poll that was taken on the day of the referendum and the day before by a correspondent of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, The Washington Post, and five other media outlets found that of those people who intended to vote, 94.8% would vote for independence. The poll did not claim to have scientific precision, but was carried out to get a basis from which to judge the outcome of the referendum, given that independent observers were not present to monitor it. Even with those who said they would not vote counted in, a 65.6% majority supported separation from Ukraine.[20]

        The short story is that the region hates Kiev.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Fucking gif didn’t work

    Something something family friendly.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Putting a note on my calendar to check a year from now on how well this super smart plan is going.

    In a move city officials call “atypical,” the City of Minneapolis has given exclusive development rights for a north Minneapolis property to a new organization specializing in redevelopment efforts aimed at thwarting gentrification and displacement.

    Justice Built Communities, an offshoot of the Minneapolis-based community-building nonprofit Pillsbury United Communities, was granted exclusive development rights for 12 months for a city-owned parcel of land located at the corner of Penn Avenue North and 44th Avenue North, two blocks west of Patrick Henry High School. The Community Planning & Economic Development approved the deal on Nov. 30.

    JBC’s senior director of community development, Jimmy Lloyd, said the organization “leverages land, labor, entrepreneurship and capital to help build equitable wealth for Black and brown residents, and prevent gentrification and displacement.”

    Lloyd defines gentrification as the process by which longtime residents of a neighborhood are priced-out or marginalized in their communities due to rising costs associated with new development. During a normal development process, the public is given a chance to weigh in after a builder has come up with a plan. But JBC seeks to “reverse that process,” said Lloyd. “So, it’s first: ‘Hey, community, let’s put something here with your input leading the way.’”

    • juris imprudent

      JBC? Just Bring Cash.

    • Fourscore

      It ain’t gentrification that’s pricing people out of the market.

    • Not Adahn

      redevelopment efforts aimed at thwarting gentrification

      Tear down what exists and build something less-nice in it’s place?

    • rhywun

      Par for the course.

      Have a look at a similar cash grab that’s going on in NYC, and then weep for our future.

      Two developers have been “selected” through a politicized process to rehabilitate the buildings. The cost is said to be $366 million for a little over 2000 apartments — more than $180,000 per apartment. The developers will do the renovations, and after those are completed, will manage the projects.

      […]

      Are the developers putting in even a dime of their own money?

      Guess what the answer is.

      • Tundra

        Move?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    the City of Minneapolis has given exclusive development rights for a north Minneapolis property to a new organization specializing in redevelopment efforts aimed at thwarting gentrification and displacement.

    People formerly referred to as “slumlords”.

  28. ron73440

    I am in the hospital after surgery on Monday led to swelling on Wednesday.

    Haven’t seen my wife since she was in the waiting room of the ER Wednesday morning.

    It’s nothing serious, waiting to see how an ultrasound tomorrow looks to see if I need surgery again.

    At least I have a private room, it definitely could be worse.

    Catching up on Glibs helped keep me saner and the Joemala episode almost hurt me laughing when I got to the actual tweet.

    • UnCivilServant

      Ouch.

      Hope the swelling goes down and there’s no need to cut again.

      • Fourscore

        Get well soon, hospitals are always serious

      • TARDis

        Yeah, It’s a good place to catch something deadly.

      • R C Dean

        This is true. We are a collection point for exotic bugs.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Isn’t some swelling expected – nay, desired – after penis enlargement surgery?

      • ron73440

        Swelling is actually a couple inches south of that.

        I did send my wife a few pros of this place:

        Free food!
        Comfortable bed!
        People checking my blood pressure every 4 hours!
        Young woman shows up and gives me drugs!

    • Tonio

      Oh, no. Sorry to hear that, Ron.

    • Sean

      Hope you have a speedy recovery.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Why do they need to take an ultrasound for a hemorrhoidectomy?

      Get better soon.

    • Count Potato

      I hope you are better soon.

    • TARDis

      Hope you get well soon, so you can escape.

    • PieInTheSky

      waiting to see how an ultrasound tomorrow looks – maybe you are pregnant?

      • ron73440

        If I am, I guess I’m a marsupial.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Hang in there, hope the swelling disappears sans additional surgery.

    • Tundra

      Good luck brother. Get the fuck out of there, huh?

  29. Tres Cool

    My local VA hospital just did the ol’ “cotton swab prostate exam” on my basal ganglia.
    I should know this afternoon if Ive been carelessly spreading the Kung-Flu around.

    • Nephilium

      Seems like the severity depends on the strain. The one I and the girlfriend got knocked me out for a day, caused me to lose smell and taste 3-4 days after that (all back now thankfully), and just left me with a mild cough and sinus blockage. The girlfriend wouldn’t notice the loss of smell/taste (she’s already lost most of those), but she spent the past couple of weeks just coughing and blowing her nose.

      She tested positive, I tested negative… so take that for what it’s worth.

  30. Ozymandias

    TPTB – I saw Tonio mention we might be a little light on content, so I’m beginning a mass migration of a big swath of old blog articles. Just dusted off a series of 4. One’s in the hopper and the other three should be close behind.
    I don’t know how much the Glibs can take of my brain droppings, but it’s a least some (pre)-text for comments.
    I’ll try to get them up to Glibs standards, though some of the topics will be dated. (Its funny reading stuff I wrote that was “topical” 10 years ago).

    • Tonio

      Thank you.

      Anything that you or anyone else can do is appreciated. We are in a lean season for content. We like to have content scheduled five days out, but recently we’ve only had enough material to schedule two days ahead. Issway ets-gay itchy-tway.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have several stories in flight planned for the site, but I prefer to have the end written before submitting so that I don’t have a long dangling cliffhanger.

      • Tonio

        We appreciate that.

      • Ozymandias

        I just submitted Parts 1-3.
        They’re short, but that’s me making up for the prior walls of text I’ve punished you all with previously.

      • Tonio

        Thanks.

    • ron73440

      I put together an article on all the work I have done keeping my 2001 Dodge Ram with 350,000 miles on the road.

      I will send it in once I get back home, might be boring, but you get what you pay for.

      • juris imprudent

        My Ram is newer, but my objective is to keep it running for that many miles. I’m interested.

      • banginglc1

        If it’s not good, people can dodge it.

      • Tonio

        For your penance you must write an article.

      • juris imprudent

        Penance not punishment?

      • Shpip

        It’ll be a stream of consciousness article that readers are invited to Ford.

      • Animal

        Let’s Mopark this pun thread before it gets started.

      • Tonio

        Thanks, Ron. May all your nurses be comely.

      • juris imprudent

        Heh-heh, Juris’ first hospitalization, around 10 years of age was first met with crying and howls of “why?”, after which composing himself he remarked “I hope I at least have a blonde nurse”.

      • rhywun

        I had a smokin’ hot male nurse with a Russian accent during part of my stay last summer.

        Dreams can come true!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Speaking of comely nurses…

        First time I had a kidney stone (age 39), urologist performed a cystoscope to have a look around. After sitting around in the waiting room for a while, reading the pamphlets which assured me that I would experience nothing more than slight discomfort (note: it is a bit more than that), I was escorted into the room where the procedure was to be done. And there they were, the good doctor’s lovely assistants. Identical twins they were, and would not have been out of place in one of Q’s galleries. They had one job, and one job only: to apply local anaesthesia to the area to be probed. Sadly, I did not rise to the occasion.

    • Fourscore

      Same test as last year but the answers have been changed

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of sweeping assertions

    Nurse Katie Sefton never thought Covid-19 could get this bad — and certainly not this late in the pandemic.

    “I was really hoping that we’d (all) get vaccinated and things would be back to normal,” said Sefton, an assistant manager at Sparrow Hospital in Lansing, Michigan.
    But this week Michigan had more patients hospitalized for Covid-19 than ever before. Covid-19 hospitalizations jumped 88% in the past month, according to the Michigan Health & Hospital Association.
    “We have more patients than we’ve ever had at any point, and we’re seeing more people die at a rate we’ve never seen die before,” said Jim Dover, president and CEO of Sparrow Health System.

    “Since January, we’ve had about 289 deaths; 75% are unvaccinated people,” Dover said. “And the very few (vaccinated people) who passed away all were more than 6 months out from their shot. So we’ve not had a single person who has had a booster shot die from Covid.”

    It’s bad, people. Really bad.

    And yet, I am compelled to wonder how many of those unvaxxed people did not die, or get sick at all.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Since January, we’ve had about 289 deaths

      Lies, damn lies, and statistics

      The inclusion of the months prior to broad deployment of the vaccines is an intentional distortion of the numbers.

      • R C Dean

        Beat me to it. And the biggest spike was before vaccines were deployed outside of health care workers and the elderly.

        That pattern, I am compelled to point out, is also consistent with the vaccine being effective to some degree in limiting severity.

      • R C Dean

        Oh, and let’s not overlook that Michigan has been one of the strictest states for masking mandates and lockdowns.

        How’s that working, toots?

      • whiz

        Looking at the Johns Hopkins numbers, deaths in Michigan right now are near their peak of last January. (Of course there’s the whole “with” versus “because of” thing, but that effect would likely be the same ten and now.) In the USA, the current death numbers are much lower than a year ago, so whatever they are doing in Michigan is not working.

    • Rebel Scum

      I was really hoping that we’d (all) get vaccinated

      Fuck off.

      and things would be back to normal

      The intent is to remain in the new abnormal.

      We have more patients than we’ve ever had at any point

      I wonder what changed in the past 6-12 months. (What is “critical thinking”?)

  32. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. First ring suburbs of Minneapolis are now seeing a rash of car jackings and robberies. St. Louis Park is where the Coen brothers, Al Franken and Tom Friedman all grew up in St. Louis Park.

    FOX 9 journalists at a grocery store in St. Louis Park to cover a previous robbery encountered an attempted carjacking on Thursday afternoon.

    Photojournalist Vanshay Murdock was working on a story with Mary McGuire at the Lunds & Byerlys along Park Center Boulevard in St. Louis Park, covering a robbery that had occurred on Monday. In that incident, a 73-year-old woman was attacked and robbed of her purse in the Lunds & Byerlys parking lot.

    On Thursday, as our crews were shooting video at the store at about 3:15 p.m., they witnessed three young men attempt to violently carjack a man in a Mercedes SUV. In a video from our photographer’s GoPro, a suspect appears to have entered through the backseat and is seen swinging at the victim behind the driver’s wheel with an object that looked like a gun or possibly a power drill. Our photographer yells and honks his horn and the suspects eventually run away.

    Police believe the Monday and Thursday incidents are connected.

    • PieInTheSky

      If you own a car you are asking for it. Life in the Big City, as Seth Rogan said

  33. Rebel Scum

    This bitches question doesn’t make any sense.

    You don’t have antibodies all the time. You produce them when faced with an infection. The Fakeybodies you get from the vax apparently don’t work. So what, pray tell, is the point of the vax? ///Rhetorical ///JabsUntilYouDie ///ImmuneSystemSubscriotionService

    • TARDis

      I couldn’t get through 20 seconds of that. The gushing to get jabbed gags me.

    • l0b0t

      “Brought to you by Carl’s Jr Pfizer.”

      • Penguin

        That was a great video.

  34. Grumbletarian

    The Senate voted 59-35 to concur in the House amendment to S. 610. The legislation will head to President Joe Biden’s desk.

    The legislation creates a temporary tweak to the Senate’s rules, allowing the Senate to pass a bill to raise the debt ceiling by bypassing the legislative filibuster. This would prevent Republicans from trying to block an increase in the debt ceiling as a means to stymie Biden’s legislative agenda.

    “Look, I may have removed the locks on the henhouse doors, but I certainly did not let the fox in!”

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Grim news

    South African scientists see no sign that the Omicron coronavirus variant is causing more severe illness, they said on Friday, as officials announced plans to roll out vaccine boosters with daily infections approaching an all-time high.

    South Africa alerted the world to Omicron late last month, prompting alarm that the highly mutated variant could trigger a new surge in global infections.

    Hospital data show that COVID-19 admissions are now rising sharply in more than half of the country’s nine provinces, but deaths are not rising as dramatically and indicators such as the median length of hospital stay are reassuring.

    Although scientists say more time is needed to arrive at a definitive conclusion, Health Minister Joe Phaahla said the signs on severity were positive.

    Don’t tell Foochy. He’ll be sad.

    • The Other Kevin

      As if that guy takes facts into consideration. “I am science! I AM GAWD!”

  36. Rebel Scum

    Heh.

    I asked 10 top government officials where government money comes from.

    Do you think they had an answer?

    • creech

      I always wondered where the Fed got the money to “buy” government bonds?

      • Nephilium

        From the Social Security lockbox… duh!

    • PieInTheSky

      It is Money only if comes from the Money region of France, otherwise is sparkling currency

      • Ozymandias

        LOL
        Very nice, Pie.
        I vote for an applause gif for that one.

    • Necron 99

      Damn that was epic, that one guy looked and sounded like he was going to cry.

  37. PieInTheSky

    You legally aren’t allowed to put red tape on your weapon as a civilian.
    Including the following tapes.

    -Red (Capitol Police, DEA, ICE, NARC)
    -Orange (CIA, DIA, ISA, FBI, SS)
    -Blue (Low tier Police Departments)
    -Green (US Military)

    Everything else is allowed though.

    https://twitter.com/Judgementfully/status/1469059803586732032

    Question for gun glibs: would you identify this tweet immediately as trolling or would it give you pause for a while?

      • EvilSheldon

        False. No one has ever run a full magazine out of a Automag III.

      • Not Adahn

        I’ve seen it happen. The XLIV on the other hand…

      • juris imprudent

        The Automag (original) I shot couldn’t get off two or three without a misfeed.

      • Grummun

        I had a II and a IV. I don’t recall failures to feed in the IV. The II was a jam-o-matic.

        Lousy triggers on both. “Like a long hike through a cold swamp.”

      • R C Dean

        There you are, Evil. Gun question for you.

        I am pondering the purchase a 5.56 rifle, which is available with either a 16 or 18 inch barrel. Does the extra two inches matter?

        And yes, I’ll leave that hanging curve ball out there for the degenerates among us.

      • UnCivilServant

        At 16, you run the risk of a cop mismeasuring and slapping you with a short barreled rifle accusation.

        Get the safety margin

      • Animal

        And yes, I’ll leave that hanging curve ball out there for the degenerates among us.

        Well, hell, now it won’t be any fun.

      • Suthenboy

        Huh? 30 Carbine is a bit on the light side Mr. Realman.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s trolling.

      The claim is absurd on its face, and not part of any law on the books.

      • UnCivilServant

        Plus aside from the fact that the vast majority of those agencies are civillian, none of them tape their guns.

        No one does as a rule, unless you’ve cracked something and are trying to hold a broken piece together.

      • EvilSheldon

        I sometimes use colored tape (or paint markers) to identify what ammo is loaded in which magazines.

        Legal? Who gives a fuck?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s perfectly legal.

      • EvilSheldon

        In EvilSheldon’s Libertarian Autocracy (ESLA), marking magazines with tape or paint will be illegal. Laser engraving only.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s no good. If I wanted to change the ratio of loadout carried I’d then have to buy even more magazines with expensive laser engraving.

        whycome you hate poor people?

      • EvilSheldon

        …whycome you hate poor people?

        Mostly because they don’t have any money.

      • PieInTheSky

        apparently it caught a few

    • Animal

      I don’t know about “trolling” so much as “full of more shit than a Christmas goose.”

      • UnCivilServant

        You do know you’re supposed to clean the goose before serving it.

      • Not Adahn

        “fuddlore”

  38. creech

    FOX news had Biden and Harris’ remarks regarding Smollett case up on the tv screen a few minutes ago. How do those two assholes claim to be “uniting the country” with remarks like they made? Obviously, they don’t care that anyone with a brain does not support Smollett’s claim.

    • Rebel Scum

      What’d they say?

  39. PieInTheSky

    I am really starting to panic that the fucking vax certificate will only last 9 months in the EU. I don’t want a booster.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Does the EU recognize natural immunity?

  40. PieInTheSky

    Glenn Greenwald
    @ggreenwald
    US liberals want Assange to rot in prison for one reason only: his reporting in 2016 – based on true and accurate documents – reflected poorly on Hillary Clinton and the DNC. They believe opposing Democrats is a crime and want their adversaries imprisoned. They are a true menace.

    https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1469303825811058688

    the leftists were right Greenwald is a fascist

    • juris imprudent

      Everyone who doesn’t vote Democrat hates democracy. It is known.

  41. Brawndo

    I wanted to thank all the glibbies that answered my question about dealing with asbestos in my attic a few days ago. Truly the best community on the internet.

    Now that I’ve buttered you up, I have another somewhat related question to do with radiators. I have a 2 story home heated with radiators from a gas boiler. A couple of the upstairs radiators don’t get hot enough to heat the room before the boiler shuts off (the thermostat is downstairs). My guess is that the downstairs radiators get the most of the steam because they are closer to the boiler, so the room with the radiator reaches the target temp, and the system shuts off before enough steam gets to the upstairs rooms (longer pipe distance). Can this issue be remedied by restricting steam to the downstairs radiators via the twisty knob valve thingies? The valves are all the way open upstairs. I’m hoping that would slow down how fast the downstairs radiators heat relative to the upstairs ones.

    • PieInTheSky

      are the radiators/pipes properly… I don;t know the word … something getting air bubbles out

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We would call it bleeding the radiator. Surely you can understand that terminology.

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm, if the bloodstream had air bubbles would that give a vampire hiccups?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Short answer is yes. Reduce the flow to the downstairs radiators while keeping the upstairs open.

      This assumes that the radiators are connected in parallel and not in series, but that would be an odd situation.

      • Brawndo

        The pipes split into two main lines about 3 feet from the boiler and then into their own individual pipes per radiator a couple feet after that initial split so I assume that is parallel.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

    • l0b0t

      IIRC from my time as a Helpful Hardware Man, each floor’s unit has a specific size of valve for that floor, to remediate that very issue. Installation of the wrong size for the floor was a common enough problem in Brooklyn that we kept 4 different sizes of valve up by the counter.

      • Brawndo

        I don’t take anything being installed correctly in this house for granted. It was built in the 1850s and we’ve found many “fixes” that wouldn’t have been code when they were put in. When you say valve, you are referring to the knob at the base of the radiator where the pipe leads in? And the part at the other end is the vent?

    • UnCivilServant

      What a terrible idea.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Is there a law that mandates 5-day work week?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not explicitly. The way the overtime law is written implies that structure, but isn’t enforcing it as such.

    • Penguin

      Chip Franklin.com
      @chipfranklin
      ·
      21h
      BOOM! New York orders Trump to TESTIFY under oath in their fraud investigation into whether Trump manipulated property values for financial advantages.

      How do you feel?

      That’s great! When are they getting around to Bill Gates manipulating the price of farmland in this country?

    • Not Adahn

      Do they mention how many hours will be in this new work week?

      • CPRM

        The Revolution will set you free!

        The 10-day décade was unpopular with laborers because they received only one full day of rest out of ten, instead of one in seven, although they also got a half-day off on the fifth day (thus 36 full days and 36 half days in a year, for a total of 54 free days, compared to the usual 52 or 53 Sundays). It also, by design, conflicted with Sunday religious observances.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Will we be paid 20% less?

      -Everyone

      • CPRM

        I was told we’ll get a cost of living adjustment…next summer. They already set the percentage, so whatever inflation happens until then…
        Also, other departments already got an adjustment this year, but they’ll also get it in the summer. So they’ll have gotten 2 when we get 1. And they wonder why our department is short staffed.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I got my 6 month delayed 3% raise.

    • TARDis

      At this point I’d be happy to take 20% pay cut to work 4 days per week. Even better would be 3 ten-hour days.

      I’m akshually starting a temporary 4 day week schedule for a project beginning on Christmas Day.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Eek

    New York Attorney General Tish James presented Gov. Kathy Hochul with an early holiday gift on Thursday, bowing out of the coming Democratic gubernatorial primary and making the incumbent a clear favorite to win the party’s nomination next year.

    It’s not as though the field is totally clear for Hochul: New York City Public Advocate Jumaane Williams, Rep. Tom Suozzi and, probably, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio will all be trying to get on June’s primary ballot.

    Still, James’ departure is a significant moment in Hochul’s quest to become the first woman to be elected governor of New York. It removes a candidate who was thought to be her toughest potential obstacle and means Democratic state leadership and top donors will no longer be split between the two frontrunners, potentially narrowing the path for everyone else.

    New York is fucked.

  43. PieInTheSky

    This was the incident back in October when a couple from Indonesia had their $100,000 Richard Mille taken at gunpoint.

    I’m told by law enforcement sources they’ve seen a bunch of watch robberies similar to this.

    https://twitter.com/DionLimTV/status/1469168146216935426

    1. it is funny being an expensive item the comments go directly to victim blaming

    2. To Be Faaair, walking around on holiday with a 100k watch is kinda well… stupid

    • invisible finger

      It was a present from me mother.

    • Fourscore

      Looks like half the people in Podunkville

    • ron73440

      That’s crazy

      • Penguin

        Oh, I’m sure it had nothing to do with any shots he got recently.

      • PieInTheSky

        meh lets not jump to conclusions

      • CPRM

        The Mike Judge would be even richer if the Jump to Conclusions Mat was real.

        Plus, we all know it Covid what killd DT.

  44. CPRM

    8-12 inches expected right when I’m, supposed to go to work. Driving in the dark in a snow storm, fun.

    • PieInTheSky

      8-12 inches expected right when I’m, supposed to go to work. – phrasing?

      • CPRM

        There is a link there that should show my thrust.

    • LJW

      You know who else expected 8-12 inches?

      • juris imprudent

        A woman in bed with two men?

    • Rebel Scum

      8-12 inches expected

      That’s what I told Winston’s mom.

  45. Rebel Scum

    Heh.

    Poor Jussie. Hope he doesn’t beat himself up over this.

    • Sean

      Bazinga!

  46. Tundra

    Good morning, WM!

    Thanks for the lynx. (Although as usual they tempt me to rinse my mouth with a revolver!)

    Musical selection.

    Have a great day, y’all!

  47. Count Potato

    “‘So the rantings of a white woman get you here and scare my children?’: Newly resurfaced video shows Biden’s new black Massachusetts attorney threatening reporters quizzing her about ‘unhinged’ confrontation with shopper where she ‘impersonated a police officer’

    Video that has resurfaced after the new Massachusetts US attorney was narrowly confirmed by the US Senate, with Kamala Harris casting the tie-breaking vote, shows President Joe Biden’s latest appointee angrily confronting journalists in January 2021 over a road rage incident, in which she cut off a white motorist and then appeared to impersonate a police office in a Boston parking lot.

    Biden tapped Suffolk Country District Attorney Rachael Rollins to lead the US Attorney’s Office in Massachusetts in July.

    On Wednesday she made history as the first black woman to be confirmed in the role by the Senate, when Vice President Harris broke a 50-50 tie along party”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10294747/Video-shows-Bidens-new-Mass-attorney-threatening-reporters-expletive-ridden-tirade.html

    • rhywun

      Half-black.

      I don’t know if that’s “making history” or not. Or why the fuck we are supposed to care.

      • UnCivilServant

        Because they have no one with merit

    • juris imprudent

      Biden tapped…

      Oh no he didn’t.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      She’s sure quick to draw the race card.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Muh SCIENCE!-tistic consensus!

    The invocation of a well-known vaccine skeptic is just one example of how federal judges have played down the seriousness of the pandemic while playing up supposed uncertainties about the effectiveness of vaccines.

    ——-

    The cases themselves generally raise legal issues distinct from the federal government’s scientific conclusions. But in many of the cases, doubts about the seriousness of the coronavirus and whether vaccines are effective in limiting its spread have seeped into the opinions, as the judges have taken it upon themselves to explain why their scientific assessments should trump those of government scientists.
    The trend cuts against centuries of American law that instruct judges to “be deferential to elected officials and the scientific experts who advise them on matters of public health emergency response,” said Lindsay Wiley, a public health law professor at the American University Washington College of Law.

    “[A]s the state of emergency has dragged on and the response has become extremely politicized, some judges have become more confident in their own ability to weigh the scientific evidence,” Wiley told CNN in an email, “even to the point of rejecting widespread scientific consensus and cherry-picking testimony from doctors whose expertise is of questionable relevance and whose views are clearly on the fringe.”

    The administration’s requirement — via the Occupational Safety and Health Administration — that large companies subject their employees to vaccine requirements or regular testing was the first to be blocked by a court, with a scathing opinion from the extremely conservative 5th US Circuit Court of Appeals.

    Let me help you with that: as the charade has dragged on, the glaring disconnect between claims and evidence has grown too obvious to be ignored, leading some people to seek other explanations and opinions.

    • juris imprudent

      The cases themselves generally raise legal issues distinct from the federal government’s scientific conclusions.

      WHAT? Legal reasoning in a court of law? What madness is this?

    • Grummun

      and the response has become extremely politicized

      The response was politicized from day one. Ozy explains it more fully, below.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    8-12 inches expected right when I’m, supposed to go to work. – phrasing?

    Sounds like something Winston’s mom would say.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    “even to the point of rejecting widespread scientific consensus and cherry-picking testimony from doctors whose expertise is of questionable relevance and whose views are clearly on the fringe.”

    We should never have listened to Copernicus. He was nothing but trouble.

    • R C Dean

      doctors whose expertise is of questionable relevance

      As I keep telling people:

      Fauci trained as a primary care physician. He is not an immunologist, and he hasn’t seen a patient in over 50 years.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’s a legitimate expert in bureaucracy.

      • juris imprudent

        The cream of the crop.

      • Gustave Lytton

        His top paycheck proves it!

    • CPRM

      #CatholicsAreRight #JoeBidenFaithfulCatholic #NancyPelosiCatholicDemiGod

      • Gustave Lytton

        Gah. Last time I went to mass, it was for my sister’s wedding. I should have got my food and drink like those two. Instead I crossed my arms.

  51. Festus

    Just one more comment before I bounce off the pin ball bumpers on my way to chow and bed. You Glibs are the best! I was lost in a universe of beige before I stumbled onto this site. I was caught in a web of leftoids and Reason wouldn’t let me in. I enjoy every article and finally have a reason to look forward to Wednesday. Thanks so much, Founders!

    • CPRM

      Luv ya 2 bra.

    • Not Adahn

      I like Mike Chen’s videos.

    • ron73440

      That looks good, but I’m on 3 days of the most tasteless food I’ve ever eaten, so anything looks good.

      Even Burger King commercials look good at this point.

      It’s kind of impressive, I don’t know how they remove ALL the flavor.

      • UnCivilServant

        They don’t add salt.

        It makes a big difference.

    • Tundra
  52. The Late P Brooks

    Reiss said it was especially an issue that the courts weren’t giving deference to the agencies at the early stage that these cases are in, before they have been fully litigated.
    “Basically, the court is saying, ‘The agency is an expert. The agency has experts. But we believe these experts instead,’ even though they haven’t been interrogated in court,” Reiss said.
    The Justice Department, for instance, did not have a chance to interrogate the doctor whose assertions about vaccines were cited by Doughty as he blocked the health care worker mandate nationwide.
    Doughty summed up that in the viewpoint of the doctor, Peter McCollough, “COVID-19 vaccines do not prevent transmission of the disease among the vaccinated or mixed vaccinated/unvaccinated populations, and that mandatory COVID-19 vaccines for hospitals do not increase safety for employees or hospital patients.”
    Doughty — a federal judge in Louisiana who was appointed by Trump — cited those false assertions as a reason that it made “no sense” for the agency’s policy to mandate vaccines without other alternatives.

    No need to back those “false assertions” claims up. Because safe and effective.

    • R C Dean

      Basically, the court is saying, ‘The agency is an expert. The agency has experts. But we believe these experts instead,’ even though they haven’t been interrogated in court,” Reiss said.

      Err, neither have the agencies “experts”.

      Doughty summed up that in the viewpoint of the doctor, Peter McCollough

      Implied – he has no data to back that up. Now, is he on the right track based on the data? I have no idea. Is this report propaganda? You bet it is.

  53. Rebel Scum

    The notorious MTG.

    I don’t serve the military industrial complex.

    I don’t serve small arms dealers looking for paychecks.

    I don’t support forever never-ending wars.

    I’m sure as hell not interested in a nuclear war with Russia.

    The Washington D.C. Uniparty is insane!

    Like Drew Barrymore she can be attractive at the right angle and lighting.

    • Tundra

      I like her. Bigger balls than any of the rest.

      • juris imprudent

        Assume the Repubs will do to her what the Dems did to Tulsi.

      • Tundra

        Tulsi is blowing up, so I’m not sure that’s true. Controlling the narrative is getting more and more difficult.

    • wdalasio

      She’s right, though. Wicker (R-MS) actually suggested we shouldn’t rule out nuclear war. Carlson interviewed Tulsi Gabbard on the topic. This shouldn’t be a left-right issue. More of a batshit crazy versus not batshit crazy issue. And if you’re taking the other side on an issue where Marjorie Taylor Greene stands for the not batshit crazy camp, you should know you’ve probably gone off the rails.

      • juris imprudent

        you’ve probably gone off the rails

        New version of the trolley dilemma?

    • Tundra

      This is too far gone to fix. There are many options outside of the Medical Industrial Complex. I am trying to extricate me and my wife completely from that fucked up system. We are exploring an old school medi-share program. You make contributions, pay cash for routine stuff, but there is a backstop if the shit hits the fan. It requires you to stay as healthy as you can, but we do that anyway.

      Rationing is coming. Be ready.

    • rhywun

      “unintended divisive nature”

      *spits coffee*

      • R C Dean

        “We are going to create two classifications of people, one with benefits and privileges, and the other marginalized as much as we can. But this division of society is in no way divisive.”

    • Rebel Scum

      won’t pursue a proposal requiring unvaccinated Illinoisans to pay their health care expenses — including hospital bills — out of pocket if they contract COVID-19.

      That this was even proposed is insane.

      State Rep. Jonathan Carroll, D-Northbrook, said in a statement Thursday that he decided not to pursue the legislation he filed earlier in the week because of the “unintended divisive nature” of the proposal. He has since filed a motion with the clerk of the Illinois House to table the measure.

      Go fuck yourself.

    • EvilSheldon

      Violent threats got a politician to stop doing something shitty? Noted.

  54. UnCivilServant

    Attending [REDACTED]’s rants at the employees is bad for my mental health and blood pressure. [REDACTED] needs to be pushed out the door. If there’s something [REDACTED] can be prosecuted for, all the better.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    (CNN reached out to McCollough and his lawyers in the Baylor case for comment for this story. His lawyers told CNN that they “vehemently” objected to the characterization of McCollough as anti-vaccine. In the declaration McCollough filed in the Louisiana case, he said falsely that the Covid-19 vaccines “are not safe generally,” that their “risks outweigh the benefits for the majority of the population” and that they do not prevent transmission of the disease among vaccinated people.)

    “This is just one clear example of deeply flawed legal reasoning,” Gostin told CNN. “It’s absurd to [give] weight to a given doctor’s opinion, especially when that opinion is so at odds with both agency scientists as well as the clear consensus of scientific opinion, including CDC recommendations.”

    So tedious. That entire article is nothing but an appeal-to-authority infomercial.

    “YOU’RE LISTENING TO THE WRONG PEOPLE!”

    • R C Dean

      Covid-19 vaccines “are not safe generally,” that their “risks outweigh the benefits for the majority of the population”

      The effing FDA said the vaccine was more dangerous for men under 40 than the disease. Was that “false”? And, of course, this statement looks at both risks and benefits. For the (vast?) majority of the population, the benefits are minimal, as the absolute risk reduction is decimal dust. And the risks? Well, it doesn’t take much risk to outweigh a minimal benefit.

      they do not prevent transmission of the disease among vaccinated people

      I thought that was pretty much established. The vax may or may not reduce transmission (I’m not aware of any studies on this, which would have to be based on regular testing of vaxxed and unvaxxed people, on, and by the way, isn’t it interesting that we aren’t hearing anything about actual studies of this). Looking purely at test results won’t tell you, because, unless their employer requires it, people only get tested if they have symptoms, so asymptomatic people who are infected are going to be invisible in that dataset.

      • juris imprudent

        Now they just have to square that with the demand that even the vaccinated must mask up.

        Fucking lying idiot hypocrites.

      • Tundra

        I took my pups to the vet yesterday. No mask. My vet is the coolest chick ever, so I asked if I had to wear a mask. She asked if I was vaxxed. I asked if it even matters anymore. She laughed and said “good point!”.

        Normal people are done.

      • CPRM

        Local grocery store is no longer forcing employees to wear masks. The girl at the deli counter should have kept the mask on a few days. Those were some nasty cold sores.

      • Gustave Lytton

        For the (vast?) majority of the population, the benefits are minimal, as the absolute risk reduction is decimal dust. And the risks? Well, it doesn’t take much risk to outweigh a minimal benefit.

        This is true of most vaccines. Under that reasoning, you’re a fool to get any of the common ones. Maybe tentanus if you play in the dirt or garden.

      • invisible finger

        The other problem is the vaxed were never tested to see if they had already been infected. So the vax is undoubtedly redundant in some unknown percentage of people. Which means the vax is being credited in some instances when prior infection should be given the credit.

        The data tracking on this was sloppy from the get-go. On purpose.

  56. Rebel Scum

    Crop circles are getting strange.

    President Trump sent out a message today praising Missouri.

    A Missouri farmer recently plowed a message into his field, “Let’s Go Brandon! Trump 2024”

    • UnCivilServant

      “The tractor got drunk. It’s this damn ethananol in the fuel these days.”

      • R C Dean

        victims of hate crimes

        That may well be a null set.

    • Rebel Scum

      *race-baiting nonsense* “and then the Jan. 6 insurrection happened.”

      1) There was no “insurrection”. I’d like to stop trivializing words for political purposes.
      2) J6 is the climate change of political events. There is nothing it cannot be tied to.

      • invisible finger

        Can we tie it to climate change?

      • juris imprudent

        Only if Jan6 made climate change worse.

  57. Evan from Evansville

    Article in the works! I put it in the leads/submissions but I want to help the editors and do the formatting myself. I remember doing that before but I can’t find a way to do that now. I also have memory problems and may be being an idiot.

    About living in another country and not knowing the language and what that’s like. I got art ready for it as well. And oh dear, the cover theoretically be a young(er) version of me. I look so happy because I am!

  58. Sean
    • juris imprudent

      Speaking to this month in particular.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    “This is just one clear example of deeply flawed legal reasoning,” Gostin told CNN. “It’s absurd to [give] weight to a given doctor’s opinion, especially when that opinion is so at odds with both agency scientists as well as the clear consensus of scientific opinion, including CDC recommendations.”

    Could/Might/Maybe- that’s what makes SCIENCE! special.

    • Rebel Scum

      I guess getting a “second opinion” is no long ok in the medical sense. Science by bureaucrat consensus is the name of the game.

      • juris imprudent

        +1 NHS

    • Nephilium

      Look… my opinion is based in a rational review of the facts. Your opinion is just hogwash based on your prior beliefs!

  60. Rebel Scum

    TMITE: Jussie Smollett being found guilty of hoax will hurt LGBTQ folks reporting hate crimes
    Jussie Smollett guilty verdict will be used by Trump supporters to prove Democrats wrongly label them villains.

    You expect us to call a spade a spade?

    The Jussie Smollett saga may now be technically over after a Chicago jury found the actor guilty Thursday of five of the six counts he faced, but its impact will be — and has already been — felt for years to come. It doesn’t matter if the actor, who starred on “Empire,” really was beaten up by people yelling “This is MAGA country!” and is wrongly being punished or if he did stage an elaborate hoax, as the jury decided he did by finding him guilty of five counts of disorderly conduct.

    I’m pretty sure false criminal allegations do matter, hence the guilty verdicts.

    Instead, the seemingly never-ending questions over the almost three years regarding the truthfulness of his account means the indisputable victims of hate crimes will now carry an even heavier burden of suspicion.

    If you accuse someone of a crime you have to supply the evidence…

    The only winners found as the dust settles are the members of the right who have declared themselves America’s real victims of hate and discrimination — people who have strategically made the Smollett case their go-to example for how the left operates and how it wrongly makes villains out of Donald Trump supporters.

    How dare someone use an example of something to support an argument that the left is asshoe.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Remember, the (nebulous and ill-defined) ends are all that matters. How they get there is of no importance, except it is preferential if it humiliates those opposed to their goals or even their benevolent rule.

    • Tres Cool

      “He reminded journalists that the police probe into the fake attack involved 26 cops, who spent 3,000 hours and $100,000 trying to help Smollett”

      Cops really get pissy when you make them look stupid.

      • Nephilium

        Explains why the cops are always pissed off.

  61. Tres Cool

    I just got back from getting my basal ganglia swabbed, and doing my best to spread the Commie Croup all over SW Ohio, so Im just catching up.

    Happy Birthday Festus, you metric bastard.

  62. CPRM

    I don’t know if this shows the efficacy of the Jab or the uselessness of it.

    My (deceased) dad’s best friend was hospitalized for COVID!!11 this week. He had two doses and a booster. He is, in Sconnie fashion, obese. He is in his 60s, has recurring issues with respiratory illness and blood infections that hospitalize him 3-4 times a year. He was in the hospital for 2 days, back at home. Make of that what you will.

    • invisible finger

      Sounds like leukemia.

      • Tres Cool

        So you’ve used WebMD too ?

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Unanticipated

    The U.N. humanitarian chief warned that Afghanistan’s economic collapse “is happening before our eyes” and urged the international community to take action to stop “the freefall” before it leads to more deaths.

    Martin Griffiths said in an interview with The Associated Press on Thursday that donor nations need to agree that in addition to emergency humanitarian aid they need to support basic services for the Afghan people including education, hospitals, electricity and paying civil servants — and they must inject liquidity into the economy which has seen the banking system “”pretty well shut down.”

    “We’re seeing the economic collapse being exponential,” he said. “It’s getting more and more dire by the week.”

    Who could have seen this coming?

    • invisible finger

      Two weeks and we’ll all be dead.

    • Rebel Scum

      You mean to tell me that the Tolly-bahn are not good economic stewards?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Nothing to do with the pipeline of money (much of it tax dollars) flooding the country & propping up institutions, that was shut off when the last regime collapsed and Taliban took over. Or the final looting carried out by those fleeing the country not clinging to aircraft wheels.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s a terrible thing when the gravy train shuts down

    • Gustave Lytton

      “How can I get my cut if you guys won’t send money?”

      /every UN agency head

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Oh well.

  64. Tundra

    Meanwhile, in St. Paul.

    Hard to believe they already broke their homicide record this year.

    • Sean

      #girlpower

    • whiz

      Interesting that one of the Minneapolis homicides mentioned was an unborn child.

      • Tundra

        St. Paul. I beleive there were three so far in Minneapolis.

        Fucking crazy.

  65. rhywun

    However, Hochul’s order issued Friday would require grocercy stores, pharmacies and other shops to have their customers mask up or show proof of vaccination at the door.

    I will not comply.

    • UnCivilServant

      I guess I’m shopping out of state again.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Huh, I am surprised they are allowing masks in lieu of vaccination. Why give the unclean a way out?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Masks work at least, which is why everyone needs to be vaxxed and boosted.

      • rhywun

        I can see maybe the chain stores hassling me but there are bodegas and minimarts I know won’t give a shit.

        If I’m in Rite Aid next week and they give me shit I’ll just drop my basket and walk out. I don’t need them.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    The only winners found as the dust settles are the members of the right who have declared themselves America’s real victims of hate and discrimination — people who have strategically made the Smollett case their go-to example for how the left operates and how it wrongly makes villains out of Donald Trump supporters.

    When leftists scrounge up a single “conservative” outlier, and use that example to smear a broad swath of the general population, that’s just good journalisming. When right wing trolls use a single anecdote to question the existence of a vast swarm of violent bigoted lynch mobs overrunning the nation, that’s cheating.

    • Rebel Scum

      declared themselves America’s real victims of hate and discrimination

      There is something about constantly and without evidence calling your political opponents racists/bigots/white-supremacist’s/etc.

    • Tundra

      *rage*

      Minne is cutting violent felons loose every fucking day and they go after this chick in a very small town. Fucking animals.

      *more rage*

      • Tres Cool

        “The owner of a wine and beer bar who openly flouted…”

        Well, she flouted. Openly. How dare she?
        45 days on each charge. And off with her head!

      • Tundra

        It’s fucking Keith Elison. He is the most venal, evil, stupid fuckwit ever to slime the office.

      • Ed Wuncler

        It’s the process of demoralization. They’re doing the same thing in Chicago.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Only if Jan6 made climate change worse.

    It caused a massive spike in hot air emissions.

    • juris imprudent

      Sulfurous rhetoric? At least in the wake of Jan6.

  68. Ed Wuncler

    I know I’m a sexist asshole for saying this but at times it gets tiring to work for women. I work in the corporate accounting (mainly external reporting and consolidations) and I’m the only male in that area of accounting at my job. Most of my bosses in accounting with the exception of a few have been women and I’ve noticed that women in positions of corporate power just loves to lecture their subordinates and nick pick at every goddamn thing they do.

    Most of the time I can ignore it but there are other times when I want to be like….you’re really going to waste both of our time lecturing me for 20 minutes about some dumb shit. When I’ve worked for men and when I’ve managed people, I’ve never lectured or got lectured at because I know I’m dealing with grown ups. If someone fucks up I always ask:

    1. What did you fuck up on?
    2. Why?
    3. Is there anything you need from me to help or explain the process better?
    4. And how can we prevent this from happening again.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ve only worked indirectly for women a couple of times, but my limited experience suggested they were more interested in managing the social aspects of the working environment and how that impacted their careers than the product.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        To be fair, I’ve also worked for men that were the same way.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Often female managers take a lack of emotional response as meaning you don’t care. I’m not saying to get defensive, because that will probably get them even more worked up and extend the “lecture.” But you need to nod, visibly acknowledge and react to what she’s saying, and make her feel like you get what she’s saying and are on the same page.

      • Ed Wuncler

        My wife gave me that advice. I’m more of an okay let fix the issue, see where the gaps of knowledge were, and move on whereas a lot of women in those positions want to talk about it in detail.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep. There will be rehashing over the same things. But if you use “good listener” techniques, you’ll find that she does most of the heavy lifting in the conversation. As a bonus, she’ll end up telling you stuff you aren’t supposed to know. Women really do appreciate a traditional man’s calm demeanor, they just don’t want to feel like they’re talking to a brick wall.

      • whiz

        a lot of women in those positions want to talk about it in detail.

        Womensplaining?

      • R C Dean

        Chicksplaining. Generalizing grossly, men tend to focus on task and outcomes, and women on, well, other stuff.

  69. Ozymandias

    Kevin Sorbo
    @ksorbs
    ·
    13h
    If I had a dollar for every time Socialism worked I would have $0.00.

    Okay, you people aren’t helping me quit Twatter.

    • Tres Cool

      Just cut the cord. One and done.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        /Sup Tres?

      • Tres Cool

        HEY YUFUS!
        Im waiting for my ‘vid results. I read that I should take in plenty of fluids, so I got an extra 30-pack.
        TALL CANS!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have an interview at 3, so TC will have to wait, If you die can I have your stuff?
        /maybe jugsy?

      • Tres Cool

        Jugsy was flagged-off for the weekend due to my 3 positive at-home tests yesterday. Despite being “waxxed & vaxxed” she didnt want to get something here and spread it back to SC next week. If you can make your way to Greenville, SC, I hear she’s free until the 23rd.
        As for my “stuff”, you’ll have to deal with the nearly 11 year old boxer doge, The Dozer.
        Or for our French-Canadian friends, Le Dozeur.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Well if she works for you I should be in good shape, until she gets done with me……

      • Tres Cool

        You have to be willing to die for it….

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      put down the phone and go for a walk, those things rot your mind.

    • Tundra

      I love twitter. You just need to be an informed consumer.

      Micheal Malice and Jesse Kelly make me lol every single day.

      • rhywun

        I just wait for someone here to post the best outtakes; I don’t have to dirty myself there.

      • Tres Cool

        We think similarly.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        sadly, yes we do.

      • juris imprudent

        I usually wait for someone else to comment to decide if any twatter link is worth looking at. Or if there is enough context to justify.

      • Tundra

        I don’t understand why people hate it so much. It’s easy to avoid the poison and it gives me information I otherwise would never see.

        Like this.

        The CEO of El Salvador is a badass.

      • R C Dean

        Any traffic to Twitter supports Twitter. Twitter, overall, is a Bad Thing, so supporting it shold be avoided.

      • Tundra

        I couldn’t give two fucks about that.

        The few accounts I follow will be transitioning away as the other platforms come online.

        Do whatever you like. I think it’s still a quick way to find interesting things.

      • R C Dean

        Slow down, hoss. Are you saying I’m not the boss of you?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        that tweet made no sense at all