Mason the Tireless
Well, I’m assuming that you’re hungover. I’m not. I think I’ve been hungover once in my life, and it involved sherry, so that’s not likely to happen again. Especially since I have to get up at the same time every morning for the Pup’s sake (which means to avoid a psychotic break, I have to go to bed reasonably early every night).
Like I mentioned in my predictions for the new year, the starts are being remarkably chill at the moment. The only real warning is that first dates aren’t looking good and you’ll have a really excellent opportunity to screw up an existing relationship sometime Tuesday (+/- 1 day).
The planets are unchanged from last week except for Capricorns. You know that bogus saying that the Chinese word for “crisis” and “opportunity” are the same? That’s what you’ve got but for real.
Three against one seems unfair. But Lily never complains.
Capricorn: 7 of Swords reversed – This card indicates a one of those high-risk/high-reward situations. Reversed, it means you’re underestimating the risk.
Aquarius: 4 of Cups – Things will attempt to distract you from your goal
Pisces: Queen of Cups reversed – weakness, cowardice, deceit, superficiality, withholding affection, all that good stuff.
Aries: 6 of Cups – Offers received will be sincere.
Taurus: Knight of Swords – An encounter with police.
Gemini: Blank – Try again later
Cancer: The High Priestess – Secrets, mysteries, oral sex.
Leo: 5 of Coins – A have/have-not situation, with you being in the “haves.”
Virgo: Judgement reversed – A decision is reversed
Libra: 9 of Wands reversed – There are obstacles to success, then there are big honking obstacles. This card is about the latter.
Scorpio: Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty.
Sagittarius: King of Wands – Honesty, friendship, tolerance
Young Dog In Snow
Apologies to NA and the many loyal fans of IFLA and Lily. I somehow forgot that today was Sunday which I usually start by editing and scheduling IFLA and GlibFit.
I was about to say that was the quickest jump from one article to the next I’ve ever seen. It’s New Year’s Day, totally forgivable.
But…it’s Saturday.
Yeah I’m so confused.
WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
National Hangover Day, fellas.
This is why everyone should use ISO-8601 and UTC.
This is what happens when we let you gays call yourself ‘people’ 🙁
No, I’m the one who is confused. And hungover.
For a few seconds I had an oh-shit-tomorrow-is-Monday panic attack.
I actually wondered for a brief time if I entirely slept through Saturday, but I imagine the GF wouldn’t have allowed that.
Oh, fuck. Sorry, everyone.
At least this explains why Chafed hasn’t turned in GlibFit yet.
Remembering the lovely stuffed bra makes it all better. Happy New Year Future Man.
I don’t think I want to see Tonio in a stuffed bra.
Why do I always have to work during the best Glib-zooms!?
It was memorable
As was your on-cam makeover. That stuff wash out easily?
Yeah it came out pretty easy. If only the hangover could be washed away
Yeah, OBE; you married well.
You also missed the Who Has The Greyest Chest Hair contest.
Last night was a classic, for sure
This is what happens when you don’t call me first. ?
My internal schedule has been off all week. As long as I remember that I need to start working again in two days, I should be fine.
This whole thread. What the holy fuck.
‘Three against one seems unfair. But Lily never complains.’
I’ve seen that movie.
….aaaaand I’m out. See ya!
Snowing up here in Clay County.
Here in Jackson as well but lightly.
Raining here. Coupled with being sick means I skipped the park today.
I’ve seen that movie.
They’re all spayed females, if that makes it any better.
Roxie is a cowardly little bitch and only jumps in if Lily’s already wrestling someone.
Now that’s a movie I need to watch!
I really hope my work day last night isn’t a portent of the year to come. A couple days ago my exhaust started sounding loud. Last night when I left for work I could hear it dragging on the road. So I turned around and barrowed my aunt’s car. So I was like 3 minutes late for work….Then the guy I was working with had a panic attack mid-shift. Which made me feel like I might have a panic attack, but my pills were in my car, not my aunt’s car…But I made it out and I’m now DRUN AF! WOOT WOOT!
Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.
Yeah, my lifestyle isn’t compatible with police encounters.
Thank God the heavens are full of shit.
I know I got pretty drunk but didn’t realize I slept for a whole day.
I am so confused. Beer reviews and astrology back to back. Let’s do the time warp again.
The astrology seems more plausible when drinking beer, just roll with it.
I’m holding you to this.
It means you’re giving somebody a blowjob.
One pillar says “B.” The other “J.” It’s not like it’s a difficult sign to read.
Considers briefly, then shrugs
Eh. Whatever works.
Is our SugarFree vacationing in the Maldives, or is it a different SugarFree on DerpTube?
Obstacles are made to be overcome.
City openly admits naked racism, Republican gamely pounces.
Of course this is just in furtherance of the stupid casedemic theater but imagine if it were something consequential like distributing recycling bins or voter guides.
Good Lord. I also read Hochul is requiring booster shots for CUNY and SUNY students. NYC and NYS continue to circle the drain.
I take a little nap and I’m 2 articles behind. Life in the slow lane, now I’ll never catch up.
Can I trade Gemini for Cancer?
We’ve only got two cancers in stock, you want melanoma or mesothelioma?
Which one comes with the oral sex?
HPV?
Michael Douglas hardest hit
So predictive, you can read the column BEFORE it comes out!
WTF happened
Tonio. Tonio happened.
Succinct and accurate. I like it!
“.. I somehow forgot that today was Sunday”
As a retired person, I accepted this statement readily. Every day is either Saturday or Sunday and it really doesn’t matter which is which.
Happy New Years y’all. Just as IRL I don’t say much, but this place means a lot to me. It’s an important part of every Saturday and/or Sunday.
https://www.primerpeak.com/smith-and-wesson-csx-9mm-pistol-leaked/amp/
Yeah. I’m gonna pass on that.
If it leaked, maybe it just had a broken gasket somewhere, right?
Interesting. What don’t you like?
It just doesn’t speak to me.
My Micro 9 esv checks off this category for me.
All the proportions look wrong.
“the pistol wears familiar iron sights with the 3-dot set up older shooters have grown accustomed to”
Fuck you, youngster.
Well, I’m assuming that you’re hungover.
That was a good assumption. Did the stars tell you?
I slept the day away. I got breakfast, a shower, got dressed, then went grocery shopping. I am now at home with some Hair of the Dog that Bit Me. Irish breakfast tea, honey, lemon, and a shot of bourbon.
A have/have-not situation, with you being in the “haves.”
I see. Yes, the stars did tell you that I have a hangover. And they are sufficiently shitty in their foretelling.
The Sunday Powerline Meme collection has one for us.
https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/12/IMG_5120.jpg?w=1160&ssl=1
Damn college kids.
https://www.rt.com/business/544933-tesla-bots-companions-musk/
We all know that these end up as sexbots.
Until the batteries catch on fire.
Err, hot?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_Machina_(film)
I decided to start the year off with huevos rancheros, in a little Mexican restaurant I had not tried before.
Will eat again.
Imma be lazy and pop frozen meatballs, dry spaghetti noodles, and jarred sauce in the instant pot.
No muss. No fuss.
Tonight we will likely overpay for some filet mignon or some such. As long as someone else cleans up the kitchen, we are good.
Nice choice. I think I will do the same but different. No tortillas.
Well, looks like the Oklahoma State cowboys are trying their best to lose to Notre Damez. Damned papists.
Go cowboys!!
They beat OU, what more can you ask for?
Sagittarius: King of Wands – Honesty, friendship, tolerance
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Leo is great this week. Yay! And all Christmas decorations have been properly put away. It’s going to be a good week.
‘Leo: 5 of Coins – A have/have-not situation, with you being in the “haves.”’
Yeah, that sounds alright.
I found an upload of the 2022 Vienna Philharmonic’s New Year’s Concert. The teaser still for the youtube upload showed members of the audience wearing face diapers. I will skip watching this year’s New Year’s Concert.
Is Tonio going to drop tomorrow’s afternoon links in a bit?
Spud usually has the late Saturday, but I’m betting he’s in no shape to produce anything right now. Or, if we’re still confused as to what day it is, Glibfit will be dropping.
Scorpio: Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty.{/em>
I’m going to be adopted by Daddy Warbucks?
I feel really left out with these Zooms lately, and feel my legacy of drunkenly destroying appliances is in jeopardy.
I’m making a note to try and show on either Monday or Wednesday since Im off.
I regret that I have but one First to give.
More fun times coming NY
https://nypost.com/2021/12/31/hochul-reqs-boosters-for-ny-state-university-students/
LOL I just went shopping without a mask you unelected tyrant.
I will not comply.
I didn’t vote for you, either.
I will not comply.
Of course he did.
Nothing says break from the past like doing the exact same thing.
Virginia Dept of Health billboard:
“New Variant, Same Proven Measures!”
Proven how, exactly?
Said with a straight face.
It’s always “something needs to be done, this is something, therefore it needs to be done”.
I’ve started to see signs stapled to telephone poles, corkboards, streetlight poles and anywhere else that usually gets all the “We buy houses” and lost pet signs that say:
Just say No to Masks
No to Vaccines
No to Passports
Ohhh you mendacious cunte.
Even Fauci finally admitted hospitalization with does not equal from.
https://youtu.be/hs5quL_GOhc
Listening to Dr. Malone on Joe Rogan. It sure is putting me in a mood.
You shouldn’t listen to that.
Rogan is not a doctor and the other guy must be a liar because they kicked him off twitter.
Thanks KK! there goes the next 3 hours….
Funny, I go to JRE youtube and search Dr Malone and I get no Dr Malone.
The full show is only on Spotify at the moment
Odysee link for those that want to listen too.
Thanks.
*pauses at 4:15………Do you know how many people they fucking killed with their bullshit aids vaccines? *continues………..Aaaahhhh, holds patents gained while being funded by taxpayer money. Fuck these people. Convince me this man is not a worthless fucking leach.
You know he is the guy sounding alarms about the Lil Rona vaccines and the government’s response to Lil Rona?
Ya, but I did not know he was knee deep in the aids vaccines hoaxes……..man they fucked some people up then. Ok, glad he came around but I am not sure one can get clean from those trials.
May have spoke too soon.
It is a fantastic listen
And now he is telling us he got fucked up by the vaccine?
JFC I will never take another vaccine,
https://archive.md/gryGj/82e248ac97496f3f381eab626307484f5c72b673.jpg
Except for that one time she drove me home. Ok, a couple times but that’s not the point.
I can think of a few times after sex where the ex-girlfriends involved and I helped dress each other.
Throwing her wadded-up clothes at her and telling her to get out doesn’t count as “helping.”
In the morning, don’t say you love me:
https://youtu.be/zSQp7YOPdJ8
I read this to my husband. He said, “That didn’t go where I thought it was gonna go.”
“Where did you think it was gonna go?”
“Something along the lines of re-dressing the blow-up doll.”
“One of us! One of us!”
Yes.
I met Mojeaux’s husband. He’s a good guy and I think he’d fit in here.
Heh.
I should have seen that coming.
Newsweek has begun a habit of occasionally publishing stuff that isn’t completely moronic.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/let-omicron-spell-the-end-of-the-pandemic-and-the-covid-shaming-opinion/ar-AASfBOY
I never thought of NYC as a libertarian paradise. Who knew,
City health officials plan to install 10 vending machines across the Big Apple that will dispense clean needles and overdose-reversing Naloxone to drug users — an initiative it claims will help tear down barriers created by “white privilege.”
https://nypost.com/2022/01/01/nyc-to-install-clean-needles-naloxone-vending-machines/
I’m assuming the next issue is that the machines require cash, but I’m sure they’ve got a plan for that too.
They’ll only accept Bitcoin or an NFT?
“tear down barriers created by ‘white privilege'”
Meaninglessness is meaningless.
Future news story: city compiled list of junkies using captured credit card data and facial recognition of machine users; claims they were merely trying to target follow up services to most vulnerable
Nice euro pricing in the photos.
I assume those are in Germany, since the words are in Germany-talk.
Interviewer: The equipment will be realized until Marz 2022?
Bürokratie: Turnover plan ist 2 000 000 per annum.
Interviewer: Who is managing development?
Bürokratie: Herr Doctor Herrmann (is that a redundant name or not?) is on the desk.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time.
Bürokratie: It was a pleasure.
LOL for once I agree with that jerk.
Price you pay for priority COVID testing.
I sure picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Surely, you can’t be serious!
I am and don’t call me Shirley.
What?
Roger, Roger.
“Spend 28 minutes hustling with Larry Bird man!”
“New Variant, Same Proven Measures!”
We proved we could get away with them.
Haha, suckers!
If you look at it that way, they’re not lying.
So I missed the apparently epic NY’s eve zoom last night because sometimes us blue collar losers have to go to work when it snows so……………….Are we zooming tonight because I got some shit to say.
If I do join, I might be dry tonight. Not sure I can do that again so soon.
The song remains the same
New York City’s new mayor, Eric Adams, pledged Saturday to steer the nation’s largest city out of the pandemic by drawing on the resiliency of its people and promising a government that works better, even if it’s not radically different.
Hours after being sworn into office in Times Square as the city rang in the new year, Adams used his inaugural address to promise more efficiency, invoke New Yorkers’ reputation for toughness, and urge the city’s nearly 9 million residents to make a New Year’s resolution that their lives not be controlled by the pandemic.
“Getting vaccinated is not letting the crisis control you,” Adams said at City Hall. “Enjoying a Broadway show. Sending your kids to school. Going back to the office. These are declarations of confidence that our city is our own.”
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Adams said this week that he plans to keep in place many of the policies of outgoing Mayor Bill de Blasio, including vaccine mandates that are among the strictest in the nation.
Standard issue gibberish.
Don’t let the virus control you. Letting the government dictate your every act is the path to freedom. He’s the change you’ve been waiting for.
Fully expected.
PS, Eric:
I will not comply.
Please never give up, it get’s lonely out here,
I’ve read enough to understand that I would be crazy to submit. I am fortunate enough to have that choice, for now.
“I am clear on my mission to aggressively go after those who are carrying violent weapons in our city,” he said.
Those damned violent weapons! He’ll have to declare war on Indiana.
I would like one of them to be honest and just come out and say they don’t want those types to have this particular freedom.
I would like one of them to be honest and just come out and say they don’t want those types to have this particular freedom.
Like Honest Mike Bloomberg did.
Ha did he? I don’t remember.
And it only hurt his popularity so much that the City Council rewarded him with a third term against the voters’ wishes.
Ha did he? I don’t remember.
He came right out and said it. Black men (under the age of 30 or 35, something like that) should not be allowed to own firearms.
It was a speech at an Aspen Institute conference, if I recall correctly. Nobody in the crowd objected.
Well, as far as Bloomberg goes, you can’t hate him for it, it’s just a thing that 3′ tall guys are prone to day. They can’t help it. It’s a side effect of the dwarfism.
I’m waiting for a flame sensor for my furnace, until then I have to bypass the safeties to run it, not optimal. I need to keep the pipes warm or Yikes, so I have to monitor my flame, if it goes out, i’m dumping natural gas into the heat cells, a very bad thing, no sleep for me.
Man, that’s one thing I hated about that part of the country. It’s too damn cold. Drove over to WV again this weekend and partied with some folk. Rained all weekend, but was around 60F the entire time.
Fake news. #CapricornsRpeople2.
Damn, it’s 2022, I have a hangover and have been trying all day to drink my way out of it. One has to worry that 2022 will be even worse than 2020 and 2021. I don’t know how, but I’m sure our betters will manage to pull it off.