Saturday Morning Quarantine Links

by | Jan 8, 2022 | Daily Links | 269 comments

OK, after a week of this, SP and I are through with quarantine. Now, officially, we don’t have the Coof because we weren’t tested. So “quarantine” has involved going to work as usual, going to the store as usual, and doing our part to promote herd immunity, just in case. You can tell from the piles of corpses around our house and in downtown Mayberry. I think they’re setting up mass burial pits in the Wegman’s parking lot, and we had to step over the bodies to make our way through Walmart.

Speaking of bodies, many were originally extruded on this date, including a guy who beat Darwin;  a guy who actually didn’t kill his wife; the guy who wrote my favorite math book; a woman who added “sped redn” to the English lexicon; a guy who got Van Johnson acquitted; a funny guy who has outlived Betty White, Forrest Tucker, and Ken Berry; another career leeching piece of shit; another Very Serious TV Journalist; a guy who sold a few records; a guy who continued to get laughs post-mortem (in a famous group interview); some dude in a wheelchair not named Ironside; a talented freakshow; and a guy with a remarkable bladder.

And on the subject of eructation, let’s piss out some Links.

 

“Answers to the name of ‘Snacks.'”

 

Fact Check: It’s only tens of thousands.

 

Stupidity cuts both ways. Crazy idea, inspired by the last two stories: rule on law and constitutionality, not policy preferences. HAHAHAHAHA, not gonna happen.

 

Being a lawyer in Chicago means steady work.

 

Now all we need is a milk truck accident and we’re set.

 

Nice that he started in on the grift this quickly.

 

It was my little daughter,’ said Parsons with a sort of doleful pride. ‘She listened at the keyhole. Heard what I was saying, and nipped off to the patrols the very next day. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh? I don’t bear her any grudge for it. In fact I’m proud of her. It shows I brought her up in the right spirit, anyway.’

 

Old Guy Music is the song that made me sit up and take real notice of kd lang. Holy shit, what a voice and what a performer!

 

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

269 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Being a lawyer in Chicago means steady work. – bunch of bastards the lot

    • PieInTheSky

      The problem with flu cases and flu deathes is no one really ever counted them accuratly

      • Lackadaisical

        Exactly. It’s probably far less for the flu and far more for the common cold than what’s reported.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Nice that he started in on the grift this quickly. – if a person is the best qualified for a job they should not be denied based on their relatives

    • Fourscore

      How big was the pool he picked from? Probably was 2 and his sister didn’t want the job.

      There’s a reason I never wanted to go into business with either of my brothers.

      • DrOtto

        I learned early when me and my brother “split” a paper route he initially wanted, but was too young to get alone. I had that route 3 years, he split it with me for about the first 2 weeks.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Many on social media criticized and mocked Supreme Court Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch after he incorrectly suggested on Friday that the seasonal flu kills “hundreds of thousands” each year in the United States.

    And how did those very same people react to Sotomayor’s “10 million” blabber?

  4. The Late P Brooks

    “COVID-19 is unprecedented,” U.S. solicitor general Elizabeth Prelogar responded.

    /em>

    The hysterical response to it is unprecedented.

  5. PieInTheSky

    It was my little daughter,’ said Parsons with a sort of doleful pride. ‘She listened at the keyhole. Heard what I was saying, and nipped off to the patrols the very next day. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh? I don’t bear her any grudge for it. In fact I’m proud of her. It shows I brought her up in the right spirit, anyway.’ – this makes the case for retroactive abortion really

    • Rat on a train

      She will probably get an award at her next Young Pioneer meeting.

    • Not Adahn

      Have you read 1984? I’d imagine it wasn’t available before the curtain came down but no idea if such literature became popular there afterwards.

  6. Drake

    I bet if the Feds offered hospitals cash for flu deaths, we could get those numbers up there.

    • Sean

      ^ This guy gets it.

  7. Fourscore

    Good mornin’ OM

    I don’t read German but I’m sure I understood what that sign said. Biden needs to do that in Spanish and put them on the border, for all the good it would do.

    No song for Elvis?

    I learn a lot on week ends, reading the Wiki reviews from your commentary. Thanks.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    “Gorsuch: ‘the flu kills hundreds of thousands of people every year’ NO IT DOES NOT. STOP GETTING YOUR MEDICAL STATS FROM FOX NEWS,” Elie Mystal, a justice correspondent at The Nation, tweeted. He went on to link to accurate data about flu and COVID-19 deaths.

    Where did he get “accurate” numbers about the plague? Not from the CDC, that’s for sure.

    • Fourscore

      Elie’s info is correct because he capitalized his retort. That’s how I know. Besides he got it off the internet and not from Fox News.

  9. Plisade

    “Answers to the name of ‘Snacks.’”

    I’ve paddle-boarded and swam in the Wekiva, along with its feeder Rock Springs Run, several times. Gators, yes. Dangerous cuz of them, meh. However, it would be easy for the current to push a swimmer beneath thick floating vegetation in places, if one wasn’t paying attention.

    Saw some cool things there: a gator swimming beneath my board in the crystal clear water, a male deer walking in the thick floating vegetation and chowing down, baby gators riding on momma’s back.

  10. CPRM

    After a video showing Therese harassing a Capitol police officer and then being punched in the face surfaced online, Helena tweeted, in what has become a viral post: “Hi mom, remember the time you told me I shouldn’t go to [Black Lives Matter] protests because they could get violent … this you?”

    Helena has since moved across the country from her mother and says that they are barely in contact.

    Sounds like an emotionally healthy adult. I trust her judgement.

    • Ted S.

      As with last night’s post, I hope Mom writes her out of the will.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nothing like airing out the family laundry in public

      • Sean

        Attention whores.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ‘Tis a gift to be peaceable.

  11. rhywun

    I’m with my (((near-neighbors))) in the cover pic.

    I will not comply.

    • Fourscore

      My neighbors are like State Farm. Works out well

      • Ted S.

        Like a nosy neighbor, State Farm is there?

      • Fourscore

        Nah, that’s the Jehovah Witnesses. Seems like you can’t outrun the long arm of those folks.

  12. limey

    ‘It was my little daughter,’ said Parsons with a sort of doleful pride. ‘She listened at the keyhole. Heard what I was saying, and nipped off to the patrols the very next day. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh? I don’t bear her any grudge for it. In fact I’m proud of her. It shows I brought her up in the right spirit, anyway.’

    It’s far too accurate, of course.

    • rhywun

      We’ve gone from rolling our eyes at our crazy uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to turning him in to the Thought Police.

      Thanks, Trump.

  13. Tonio

    What was the site that many of you were using yesterday to follow the SCOTUS oral arguments reik… riek… something?

      • Tonio

        Thanks.

      • The Hyperbole

        It was the least I could do.

    • PieInTheSky

      Be careful it is one o them far right youtubes

      • Rat on a train

        I’m already on FSB correction FBI (it is easy to confuse the two) lists for visiting this site. What is one more.

  14. rhywun

    The Guardian is sourcing its news from Teen Vogue.

    Perfect.

    • Ted S.

      I always imagine Madonna singing, “What are you looking at? Teen Vogue, Teen Vogue, Teen Vogue”.

    • CPRM

      And it didn’t even have any advice on butt stuff in it.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s Dierdre’s gig.

    • Chafed

      It’s a reliable source.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Malarky

    Despite a number of prominent economists praising the president’s performance, the public continues to view the Biden administration’s efforts as a failure. Sixty percent of the 1,895 people surveyed for a recent CNBC/Change Research poll “disapprove” of how he has handled the economy.

    The president’s critics have largely pointed to America’s historic 6.8 percent inflation increase when knocking his performance, especially as supply chain concerns did not largely materialize during the holiday season.

    “Joe Biden and Democrats are leading our nation down a dark economic path of fewer jobs, higher prices and less opportunity,” Florida’s Republican Senator Rick Scott said in October. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell tweeted in December in response to his opposing the Build Back Better plan: “It is unthinkable that Senate Democrats would try to respond to this inflation report by ramming through another massive socialist spending package.”

    While the price of gas and groceries has indeed experienced a rise, Gary Burtless, an economist with the Brookings Institution, previously told Newsweek that in terms of America’s pandemic recovery following the pandemic’s onset, he is “surprised at how good things have turned out to be from an economic standpoint.”

    He’s an excellent President. Best one we’ve got.

    • Brawndo

      Yea it’s just gas and groceries going up. You know, two things that the poor spend a huge chunk of their pay check on.

    • DrOtto

      Maybe if the cast of Hamilton sang it, the poors would understand how inflation and empty shelves are good for them.

    • Rat on a train

      in terms of America’s pandemic recovery following the pandemic’s onset, he is “surprised at how good things have turned out to be from an economic standpoint.”
      The economy has recovered better than expected after Democrats shut it down in spite of Biden’s policies.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      $10k?

      That sounds like one of those “made from the skins of Gentile babies” products.

  16. Sean

    Fallout 4 – I thought I had explored everywhere in Nuka World. Nope, found the Dry Rock Gulch employee area last night.

  17. juris imprudent

    rule on law and constitutionality

    Eight pairs of eyes blink uncomprehendingly. Thomas’ eyes do a Marty Feldman.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    “America is the only leading economy in the world where the economy as a whole is stronger than before the pandemic,” Biden said. “(Republicans) want to talk down the recovery because they voted against the legislation that made it happen. They voted against the tax cuts for middle-class families. They voted against the funds we needed to reopen our schools, to keep police officers and firefighters on the job, to lower health care premiums.”

    Stronger than before the pandemic?

    I suppose all that government spending has really boosted GDP.

    • rhywun

      Biden cut taxes?

      • Brawndo

        I’m not even sure how that’s supposed to be spun that’s such a bald faced lie

      • Gender Traitor

        The real reason Biden was “fortified” into office: “We tell him what we want him to think and say, and if he believes it when he repeats it, then technically he’s not lying!”

      • rhywun

        The only thing I can think of is child tax credits, maybe? Was that a thing?

        I would call that “social engineering” before I would call it a “tax cut”.

      • Brawndo

        We have a 1 year old. I’m not sure we’ve gotten anything, though perhaps we won’t see it until we do our taxes.

  19. Tres Cool

    “…saying that his father had been hinting at doing “something big”, Teen Vogue reported.”

    Isnt that the publication that offered a butt-sex primer for girls, too? I mean, teen Tres would have been on board. Adult (in age) Tres is glad he doesnt have a daughter.

    • Tonio

      Not just girls, you cishet bigot.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ewe! Keep the sheep out of this

  20. Old Man With Candy

    It surprised me not when I found that exactly zero of the kids on staff had ever read Orwell, and all but one had never even heard of him.

    • PieInTheSky

      Orwell is a dead white cisgender male so who gives a fuck about what he wrote?

      • Gender Traitor

        Pie gets it. I’m sure Orwell has been yanked from the Language Arts curriculum of public schools in favor of Maya Angelou and Ta-Nehisi Coates. And whoever else the Grievance Studies minors now getting teaching certificates were fed in college.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What?

    • slumbrew

      “never even heard of him”

      What the hell? And these are college kids? We read Animal Farm in high school.

      They never hear “Orwellian”?

      • juris imprudent

        They assumed it had to do with holes in the ground where water comes out. Which made context tricky, but then it was old people talking anyway.

    • PieInTheSky

      Island man – I expected a smallish island but it does not seem so

      • Old Man With Candy

        Homo australis.

    • Ted S.

      Island man, what you wanting with the white man’s world?

      • Tonio
  21. Trigger Hippie

    Wow, that Guardian article was disgusting.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well it is the Guardian

      • Trigger Hippie

        True.

        I just can’t get over the idea of ratting on family short of murder or rape. Being a rat-fink snitch is no way to go through life.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Welcome to public schooling. Snitching is encouraged.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *feeling slightly validated that I’ve never procreated*

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There are moments when I wonder if it was a moral thing to do.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Just for the record, I’m not trying to shit breeders. I like The Breeders: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-e6PPpb430

        I’m just saying there are probably millions of families who have children conditioned to betrayal of the blood for the sake of the current power structure of the State. The idea sickens me.

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s on them trigger hippie.

        It’s your responsibility to raise your kids right. I think my son will have a great life and has already experienced a lot of joy. I think that is a moral good.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      The funniest thing for Lefties is that when they created a few generations of family snitches, their kids will tell on them for being Commies.

      That’s what happens when you brainwash kids to follow state tyranny. When you teach kids right from wrong, they factor in family interests and what “crime” it might be. Telling on your parents if they were going to shoot up a school or something. Not going to DC to protest. Then the US Capitol was inexplicably closed due to Commies that run this country, so we went inside. Oh, and I brought a few guns because the 2nd Amendment protects that right. Oh and I told the corrupt govt and cops to go fuck themselves because they had closed a public building for no good reason.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Negoc? Apparently they also sell Montagny and Maranges, both of which would end up in my shopping cart as well as the Santenay.

      • PieInTheSky

        Negoc? – first I ever encountered but seems they have some of their own vine but also traders

    • Ted S.

      I’m not spending $30 on a Pinot Noir.

      • PieInTheSky

        I got a good discount and bough it for 65 Lei or 15USD.

        Also good Pinot Noir is usually above 50 USD

      • Sean

        What if it’s in a box?

      • Old Man With Candy

        Yeah, good ones cost a lot more than that in general.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Zing

    “All the secretary is doing here is to say to providers the one thing you can’t do is to kill your patients,” Kagan said bluntly to Jesus Osete, an attorney representing states challenging the health worker rule.

    Everybody knows the slightest contact with an unvaxxed person can only end n certain death.

    • R C Dean

      “the one thing you can’t do is to kill your patients”

      The hell we can’t.

      • Sean

        ?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I laughed when I heard that. I wish someone were on their toes to shoe just how many people the medical industry kills right when that was said.

      • Lackadaisical

        Think how many people will be saved if we just ban doctors. /Corona logic

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Trump is a twat.

      So many opportunities to stick it to the agencies and he failed to do so.

      • Old Man With Candy

        If you go in with the idea that he’s always been a Democrat until the time came to run for office, the complete failure to significantly end idiot agencies and programs makes perfect sense.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I knew he was a 80’s/90’s Democrat, I was just hoping that some of that trademark vindictiveness of his would show itself.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        He never ran as a Democrat politician when he ran for office. It was always Republican.

        He was registered Democrat for business probably. No Democrat I know ever acted like Trump.

        Yea, trump just suddenly became the best President in US history. He has thought about his positions for years/decades.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        He tried. According to federal law the President cant fire tens of thousands of federal employees.

        Maybe he could have done more but he did so much that the Democrats started Civil War 2.0 to get him out of office. That says a lot about what he did to limit the federal govt.

    • Sean

      The Jackal didn’t make the list? ?

    • gbob

      Putting any movie, other than Pulp Fiction and Die Hard ahead of the Last Boy Scout is criminal. Terribly underrated movie. Perhaps representing the pinical of action adventure genre.

    • PieInTheSky

      man those cars were ugly

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re like bulldogs, so ugly they’re adorable.

    • The Other Kevin

      We drove to Florida in one of those every summer. Ours was solid dark brown. All the seat belts were permanently shoved deep into the seats of course. We’d put the back seat down and play back there while Dad drove.

  23. PieInTheSky

    Chef Dan Richer owns Razza, one of New Jersey’s best pizza restaurants. Richer makes everything from meatballs to bread to pizzas — a whopping 400 to 600 a night — in the popular restaurant’s wood-fired oven.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuBxs1eW0u0

    • Sean

      Pro tip: Avoid NJ.

    • Drake

      Looks good, I’ll try it.

      Looks up address – Jersey City – hard “no” to ever going there.

      • rhywun

        That’s near my office that I don’t go to any more. I’ll check it out if the world ever returns to its senses.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Rules are rules, they said

    Novak Djokovic has had a strange couple of days. The world’s best tennis player has spent the past 354 weeks ranked at No. 1 and the past 48 hours held in visa limbo at one of Melbourne, Australia’s more notorious detention facilities. He now awaits deportation after his entry into Australia was denied. What began as an airport visa kerfuffle has escalated into a full-blown standoff between the Australian government and an apparent choice Djokovic has willingly made: to not get vaccinated against Covid-19.

    ——-

    Rumbling began when Craig Tiley, the Australian Open’s tournament director, announced in November that all players competing in the 2022 contest would need to be fully vaccinated to play. At the time, Djokovic was mum on his status and vague in his responses when questioned about what he planned to do. He remained that way until Tuesday, when he posted an upbeat message to social media: After what Tennis Australia called “a rigorous review process,” he’d been granted a medical exemption from the vaccine by Tennis Australia and the Victoria Department of Health and was on his way to Melbourne to defend his title. The love and support poured in. So, too, did the fury.

    For some Djokovic fans, the news came as proof that it was possible to “stand strong,” to beat the mandate. Djokovic had refused to compromise on his beliefs, and he’d won (the specifics of the medical condition that qualified him for the exemption were not immediately made clear). But for countless millions of Australians and global observers, the exemption was a shocking flaunt of public safety protocols granted seemingly to accommodate the extreme privilege of a celebrity. In fact, another (less titled) player, American Tennys Sandgren, opted to withdraw from the tournament because he wasn’t vaccinated and knew he didn’t meet the criteria for an exemption.

    Djokovic’s victory lasted the length of his 14-hour flight from Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, to Melbourne. Though he’d been granted entry into the tournament, his exemption was not valid for entry into Australia. Border patrol held Djokovic for questioning for eight grueling hours, and on Wednesday, Scott Morrison, the prime minister of Australia, announced that Djokovic’s visa had been canceled. “Rules are rules,” he said. Djokovic was relocated to the Park Hotel, a misnomer for the asylum-seeker and refugee detention center prone to maggots, mold and building fires.

    I haven’t been following closely. The world needs more individuals with prestige and fuck-you money to get up on their back legs and fight this hysterical idiocy. Djokovic will survive.

    It’s completely insane to pretend naturally acquired resistance through prior infection doesn’t exist. If it didn’t we would have died out a thousand years ago.

    Of course, the “Where’s your pass?” hall monitors will never willingly relent. There’s too much money in it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They questioned him for eight hours?

      If this is even remotely true, they’re even further gone than I thought. I don’t even think Lubyanka questions for that long anymore.

    • rhywun

      His state-level exemption was granted because he had the plague less than six months ago. Do catch up, NBC.

      Australia doesn’t give a shit about that.

      • Ted S.

        He had a positive test less than six months ago. He also failed a covid test back in June 2020 and all the virtue signallers whined and shrieked about what an evil POS he was for holding a charity tournament at the time.

      • rhywun

        ISTR a bunch of participants got the ‘vid there and nothing was ever spoken of it again because they were all fine a couple weeks later, if they were even sick.

  25. The Gunslinger

    Do any of the law type people know when the supreme court will issue something regarding the mandate oral arguments yesterday? I’m still not sure what my employer is going to do. The latest info was just a request for vaccination status to meet the record keeping requirement. It feels like they are slow walking and doing the bare minimum and hoping the mandate goes away, but I feel in limbo.

    Overheard some masked coworkers this week talking about the mandate and one said “just get the vaccine. Fuck your personal freedom”. It didn’t help my morale.

    • Sean

      It’s not a vaccine.

      • Gender Traitor

        “We’ve ‘fortified’ the definition of ‘vaccine.’ Please try to keep up.”/CDC

      • The Gunslinger

        Granted.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My response to your coworkers would not have been polite and probably bordering on criminal.

      • rhywun

        My coworkers rarely talk about this stuff but still I’ve had to hold my tongue a few times. I think that would be one instance where I would lose my self-control too.

      • Jerms

        I have so much pent up anger over this stuff right now Im actually afraid to encounter someone who says something like that. Afraid for that person actually. Im really not handling this mandate/vaccine situation well, its effecting my mood and life way too much. Im retired and havent even been forced into anything yet so Im not sure why.

    • rhywun

      I’m still not sure what my employer is going to do.

      Yeah, this is getting a little ridiculous. It would be kind of useful to know whether I will be employed in a month before I consider spending on anything more than groceries and utilities and rent.

      • Lackadaisical

        Start searching for new jobs now? I guess your finances can handle it and it’s just you, but it’s something to consider.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        If you people live in these tyrannical states – move now. The tyranny is not going to get better.

        In Georgia, we dont have lockdowns or mask mandates or vaccine requirements. Business is booming so much I see Commifornia license plates all over.

        When you people talk about all this COVID stuff that worries you, we just dont have those worries in this state. I dont see how you people can live in a place that piles all this tyranny on top of tyranny.

    • Trigger Hippie

      “just get the vaccine. Fuck your personal freedom”.

      Either you own your own body or you’re a slave to the State you live in. Die free.

      • The Gunslinger

        Yeah, personally I won’t be getting one of the “vaccines” and I told that to my boss. I also explained that masking and weekly testing is not an option for me.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The hear more arguments on Monday I believe.

      • The Gunslinger

        Okay thank you. I didn’t know that. I was actually expecting to have some a ruling from the SC on Friday afternoon.

    • ttyrant

      I’m in your boat, Gunslinger. My company has already requested vaccine status and mandated that to be in office, you must be vaccinated, but has not yet taken the step of mandating vaccination. I’m still waiting for that axe to eventually fall but I’ve been spared for now, which is fortunate given my wife is due with our first child in a little over two months. I’m in financial services and just saw Citi mandated it, despite having loads of remote workers, so reading that wasn’t encouraging.

      I also have a part-time gig that similarly isn’t mandating it, but they are requiring you to get tested if you’re not vaxxed and the company won’t pay for the tests. I am fortunately in a position with the part-time gig that I can tell them to go pound sand. It’s a shame, as I like the folks I work with, but I’m not playing the testing game unless my back is 100% against the wall.

      • ttyrant

        The one thing I’m curious about is what percentage of employees lied on their initial vaccination attestation. Perhaps it’s a tiny amount, but at first our company was not requiring any sort of proof, just a simple yes or no. Then, a month or two later, they required the actual proof. It did run through my head to say ‘yes’ on the initial attestation question, given they weren’t at the time requiring proof, so I’m glad I ultimately just said I’m not vaxxed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yup, my company recently fired at least one, with rumors of several more at other locations for lying on the attestation.

      • Lackadaisical

        Smart man.

        Then they don’t need to provide accommodation, because you lied and they have a non religious or medical reason to fire those folks.

    • gbob

      I decided against taking a moral stand. The hell with it. You don’t get points for that. If society wants to go mad, that’s not on me. I will be doing the “right” thing by lying and cheating the fucking bastards. “Here’s a picture of my totally legitimate card. If you doubt me, cross reference it with the database….oh, that’s right. You can’t check. Guess you’ll just have to take my lying word. Go Vax!”

      • R C Dean

        oh, that’s right. You can’t check.

        Are you positive about that? Are you positive they will never be able to check?

        Because there is a database. Oh, yes, there is.

        I’m not saying “Don’t lie”. Just be aware of the risks.

      • gbob

        I’m sure that employers have no way to verify, and neither to resturants, stores or sporting events. Might I wind up in jail for it someday? Possibly, but the way things are going, I’m sure I’ll get to share a cell with a few fellow glibs at the quarantine camps.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        You understand they have charged people for making false vax documents. I know you folks think you are smart by fighting this way but forgery, fraud, and perjury are crimes. Thats how they will get you. They want the resisters to resist using methods they can flip around on you and make you a criminal. Once they have you labeled as a criminal, they can control you. Ask Black Americans how that turned out. Democrats went from slavery to using criminal sentencing as slavery for Black Americans.

        Its like lying to the cops. Never lie to them. Its a crime. Just dont talk to them. They cannot force you to talk to them. You cant talk your way out of most situations in which they want to interrogate you. Dont go to the police station. Dont call them back. Just ignore them. Tell them to fuck off.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      They normally issue an opinion at the end of their judicial term. You can go to the SCOTUS website for more timelines.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    It surprised me not when I found that exactly zero of the kids on staff had ever read Orwell, and all but one had never even heard of him.

    Now do Animal Farm, and Lord of the Flies, and Player Piano.

    OMWC Book Club; it has a nice ring to it.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I’d sub Harrison Bergeron for Player Piano. Shorter, with smaller words.

      • rhywun

        Plus, I’ve heard of it.

        But yeah, we read all of those in middle school.

      • Desk Jockey

        We read Harrison Bergeron in junior year (2011)

        About half the class thought it was a good lesson in how to make things more equal, and that’s not an exaggeration.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, half the class WOULD be below average, at least for the group.

      • Lackadaisical

        Jesus. We read it in like 5th grade, maybe 8th. Educational standards are really slipping. No wonder we’re ducked.

      • Desk Jockey

        And this was in the “Advance Placement” class. Granted, it was a NYS public school so low bar.

    • Pi Guy

      Player Piano. Nice Vonnegut reference.

      The dystopian endgame of escalating minimum wages and worship of credentials.

    • Surly Knott

      And The Lottery. We read that in 6th grade.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Would be a good forum topic.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        the curriculum, that is. In fact, I think I’ve suggested it before.

    • PieInTheSky

      it is safe to admit hat now because the latest thing is the booster so fully vaxxed and unboosted is not vaxxed at all

  27. The Late P Brooks

    man those cars were ugly

    No can do twatter links [insert crocodile tear emoji]; what cars are we talking about?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      LTD station wagon with wood paneling and sideways seats in the back.

      Noted for the swinging back door that weighed three tons.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        A buddy of mine had a hand me down one of those in the ‘80s. It was great for piling in a dangerous number of people for alcohol fueled underage road trips.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I had a 76 Suburban.

        It served the same purpose.

      • PieInTheSky

        googles… that looks even uglier

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Uglier maybe but way less uncool.

      • PieInTheSky

        that sounds like white male privilege to me

      • Drake

        My Mom’s car in the 70’s.

    • Lackadaisical

      Shocking.

      Who could have predicted it?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Noted for the swinging back door that weighed three tons.

    Nice. I had a Caprice wagon for a while. I used it as a shop truck. You wouldn’t want that “three way” rear door to fall on your toe.

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I don’t care enough to look but did Newsweek fact check Kagan? That being said, how can so many supposedly extremely intelligent people make so many mistakes on basic pertinent facts of a case of such importance to so many people? It seems that everyone here has a more accurate understanding of the numbers involved than the average Supreme Court justice. Doesn’t fill me with confidence on any of their decisions I must say.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am positive that Gourch was the only person that pushed medical and statistical misinformation. /NPCBot(end)

    • Old Man With Candy

      No-one, of course, observed that all of that is irrelevant to constitutionality. The SC is not supposed to rule on whether something is a good or bad policy, only if the policy is CONSTITUTIONAL.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We discussed that yesterday, its just we are too smart for public consumption. The medical information doesn’t even belong in the court. It should be an exercise of law and the limits of government power.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Exactly. The Democrats are trying to enter prejudicial and emotional medical information, false information to boot, into a claim of state overreach where they are violating the Constitution.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If they were having that discussion, OSHA wouldn’t exist.

      • slumbrew

        Oddly, the top comment on Fox site was just that – the SC needs to rule if things are constitutional or not.

        Nice that we’re not the only ones who remember that.

      • Pi Guy

        Or that even if they’d all presented correct information, it’s not the place of the judge to present evidence in trial.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        To be fair to the hacks on the SCOTUS, they all know or should know that there is zero constitutional authority (as in enumerated in the US Constitution) that allows govt to mandate vaccines, masks, or lockdowns.

        Interstate regulation of commerce is the only thing remotely close and regulation does not mean banning or shutting down. Its means slight govt interference.

        “To regulate” might be limited to “make regular,” which would subject a particular type of commerce to a rule and would exclude, for example, any prohibition on trade as an end in itself; or it might expansively be interpreted to mean “to govern,” which would include prohibitions as well as pure regulations.

        The interstate commerce enumerated power was to give the federal govt a way to help manage a problem that states could not solve. States like Georgia and Florida have solved the COVID “problem”. Dont require any masks, lockdowns, or vaccines and go about your normal lives.

      • rhywun

        “We wish we could impose this mandate but *shrug* our hands are tied.”

      • Loveconstitution1789

        That should have been the default for most federal/state laws. The respective constitution ties our hands to not implement/strike proposed law.

    • creech

      Don’t know how a SCOTUS hearing looks (are clerks feeding them the info?) but I’ve sat in on a Congressional committee hearing and there was constant paper passing between congresscritters and their aides as the testimony went on. I can see how someone would be overwhelmed by the data that is required to make sure you pass every “fact check.” That’s why power point presentations can be effective – you show the data and you show the footnote that indicates where the data came from. Then the questioner has to argue with the data from, say, Congressional Budget Office, and not with you.

    • slumbrew

      No, they didn’t.

      But the Ingrahm article on Sotomayor didn’t mention Gorsuch’s error either.

      So everyone sucks.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    I’d sub Harrison Bergeron for Player Piano. Shorter, with smaller words.

    No reason it can’t be both.

    Vonnegut was a damn good writer, before his brain turned to mush.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    That being said, how can so many supposedly extremely intelligent people make so many mistakes on basic pertinent facts of a case of such importance to so many people? It seems that everyone here has a more accurate understanding of the numbers involved than the average Supreme Court justice. Doesn’t fill me with confidence on any of their decisions I must say.

    Seriously. How hard could it be for a Supreme Court Justice’s clerk to call around Washington and get some statistics? Who walks into court (on either side) that unprepared? It’s not like HHS is going to tell them it’s classified.

    • R C Dean

      Who walks into court (on either side) that unprepared?

      Every single person involved in that hearing – Justices, clerks, lawyers, you name it – is fully immersed in the DC/DemOp Narrative Bubble. Nobody called out the incorrect statements of fact because every single one of them believes they are true.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t care enough to look but did Newsweek fact check Kagan?

    As I commented above, they made no mention whatsoever of Sotomayor’s preposterous claim about 10 million dead.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Or Beyer claiming if we had 100% vaccination rate there would be no mo vid.

      Or the notion that when machines spew whatever is why OSHA regulates so why not humans when they spew virus.

      “Why is a human being not like a machine if it’s spewing bloodborne viruses”

      • Jerms

        I dont understand how people are still making claims like this. Where are they telling people that the vaccines actually stop the spread?

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m fine with OSHA saying that sick people shouldn’t come to work. Deal?

        Wait, they just reduced quarantine? Huh.

  33. DrOtto

    This is the inspiration I need to finally pull the transmission out of my avatar today.

    • DrOtto

      Dammit, twas supposed to be a reply to Sean’s Twatter link regarding the station wagon.

  34. PieInTheSky

    Penis song/The naval medley – Monty Python live Mostly (Sub Ita)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR4Whf1WRVU

    I can only find a full version of this song subbed in eyetalian and I always wonder if the managed to find enough Italian slang for penis/vagina or just randomly translated and it males no sense to Italians.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “We’ve ‘fortified’ the definition of ‘vaccine.’ Please try to keep up.”/CDC

    SCIENCE! is like a greased pig. Hard to pin down.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Get it straight, it is a uniquely effective vaccine now. Whatever that means.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Djokovic- they should have snuck him into Australia in a sealed shipping container. Like Lenin.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    This is the inspiration I need to finally pull the transmission out of my avatar today.

    Put a 5 speed in it.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    The medical information doesn’t even belong in the court. It should be an exercise of law and the limits of government power.

    But without utilitarian arguments, they’d have no case at all.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Agreed but we are where we are.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Cram it, Dr. Spud.

      (I pay a buck a day for this?)

      • Tundra

        I let mine lapse. Just too many like this.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        But Editorial Board. Him and Her and another Him or two?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Henninger, Strassel, Baker (et al?)…

  39. PieInTheSky

    30 million acres of U.S. farmland were held by foreign investors as of 2015. Nearly the size of Ohio.

    China’s ownership of U.S. farmland has grown 10x in a decade.

    This is a national security issue.

    Every state must ban or restrict foreign entities from owning our farmland.

    https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1479670339902844929

    • slumbrew

      I remember the panic mongering over the Japanese buying property in the 80s and 90s

      Brings a whole new meaning to “molon labe”

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yeah! Those Chinese might decide to just plow under the crops or dump the milk right down the drain. We can’t let them do that!

      • westernsloper

        I got ten bucks it is all corn fields and they are grabbing at some subsidies.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Worst comes to worst…they’re not exactly in a position to enforce their ownership….

      • PieInTheSky

        in Romania some years back politicians wanted to ban foreign construction companies from building highways because they can have strategic importance… like the foreign companies can just pick them up and take them with them

      • Lackadaisical

        Exactly. Not a national security issue at all.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Yeah, going the contrarian route here and saying whomever a private property owner decides to sell their property to is none of the state’s goddamn business.

      • juris imprudent

        NOTHING OUTSIDE THE STATE

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There are so many reprehensible idiots out there that I can’t remember them all but I know Siskind has a special status in that regard for some reason.

      • Lackadaisical

        That tweet Salome is evidence enough, though I agree. I’m sure there’s something I read from her before.

        What happened to not wanting people to be evicted? Now we’re just going to put them out of work permanently. Absolutely no negative effects to their health and well being there.

    • rhywun

      Hatred of freedom + sexism. Something for everyone!

  40. westernsloper

    And on the subject of eructation.

    I wake up with one of those everyday.

  41. westernsloper

    Now, officially, we don’t have the Coof because we weren’t tested.

    Heretics. You are stealing other peoples fear porn from them. We have to keep those numbers up.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    They baffle economics!

    The perplexing December jobs report is raising concerns about how many Americans may have permanently left the labor force because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

    ——-

    Even so, the intense need for labor has not drawn roughly 1.7 million Americans who left the labor force in 2020 — and thus aren’t counted in the unemployment rate — back into the job hunt.

    “The unemployment rate is now only 0.4 percentage point higher than it was prior to the pandemic. But with 1.7 million fewer people in the labor force than would be expected given the state of the economy, the labor market is less recovered than the unemployment rate would suggest,” wrote Jason Furman, a top economic advisor in the Obama White House, and Wilson Powell III of Harvard University, in a Friday analysis.

    We’ll find those slackers and tax cheats when the paypal and etsy 1099s roll in.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘The perplexing December jobs report is raising concerns about how many Americans may have permanently left the labor force because of the COVID-19 pandemic.’

      I’m so goddamn sick of this talking point. No. The negative things occuring to us now is not because of Covid, it is all do to government action…and it seems more abundantly clear by the day that that includes Covid.

      What allowed this virus to be created? Government. What funded it’s research? Government. What was too lazy or incompetent to ensure its containment? Government. Who lied about flattening the curve? Government. Who imposed crippling economic stress on countless millions of people? Government. Who forced people to inject their bodies with something that nobody has any real idea of what it may do to you ten years or more down the line? Government.

      All this death, all this depression, all these trillions of dollars lost by working people worldwide while the most wealthy of us soak up most of the fiat money while our bills slowly creep ever higher,…from start to a hopeful finish…ALL of this has been created by government.

    • westernsloper

      The Nutella pasta was over the line.

  43. robc

    I was going to make an FA Cup MacBeth joke but it was Birnam Wood in MacBeth not Boreham Wood.

    I was hoping the football club was named for it.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    When you need to get the groceries home before the ice cream melts.

    Most excellent.

  45. Toxteth O'Grady

    What the heck does that say in the photo?
    A— Deutscher Auto Club? The DAC part is understood.
    Free men be cautious
    Schnupfe something? I can’t read it. Cold? sniffles?
    Jews not welcome here.

    • Ted S.

      Allgemeiner.

      It looks like Schnupfe Coßbeck, which in guessing is a brand name of snuff or something.

      • Ted S.

        I also tried Cotzbeck and Colzbeck, and none of them yielded relevant search results.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Danke, mein gut Herr.

        allgemeiner = general public?

        What does that say below? 107 something? an address?

        I should make researching trivia into a profession, as in Desk Set. ?

      • Ted S.

        Looks like 107 Sorten to me.

      • rhywun

        107 varieties of something

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Danke.

  46. PieInTheSky

    The Malthusian ideologues pushing the population crisis were intrinsically hostile to nuclear power.

    They hated it for the same reason that the current green anti-human movement hates nuclear power: It threatens to solve a problem they need to have.

    https://twitter.com/HumanProgress/status/1479618994017611777

  47. The Late P Brooks

    The Malthusian ideologues pushing the population crisis were intrinsically hostile to nuclear power.

    I don’t understand why those people aren’t dancing with glee over the plague. Maybe if it only killed the young and productive…

    • Urthona

      They are. Secretly.

    • Lackadaisical

      Stay safe, don’t stick your dick in a hole that hasn’t been triple pricked.

      • Q Continuum

        Frothy fourths?

    • rhywun

      Parks and Recreation is ten times better than The Office ever was anyway. OK, The Office was good for a couple years. Before it turned into the Jim and Pam Show.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oy, yuck. I stopped watching when Pam became pregnant.

        I don’t have the attention span for series anymore.

      • KSuellington

        Parks and Rec had the Ron Swanson character, which was the funniest and best portrayal of a libertarian ever to grace a television show. It also had Aubrey Plaza, mmmmmm Aubrey Plaza. She played almost the same character in Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, which was pretty frigging funny.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, she is a highlight of the show.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Did you guys know that that Ron Swanson actor played Tom Mason on Deadwood? He kind of plays the same guy in everything. he’s kind of funny though.

  48. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    Holy shit, that woman can sing. Almost makes me forget the rampant stupidity of the lynx!

  49. The Late P Brooks

    I should make researching trivia into a profession, as in Desk Set.

    I just watched that (again) a couple of nights ago.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Evan and I should set up a shop.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Beware of attacking rabbits while canoeing?

      • KSuellington

        I want muh Billy Beer!!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wow

      But maybe what didn’t sell in 79 is now a winner in 21. Carter was just ahead of his time.

    • Q Continuum

      Key party at Suellington’s house!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Pretty much all I remember about Wolf of Wall Street (sorry, dear Marty).

      • KSuellington

        No cum on the shag carpets man, I’ll never get that out.

    • rhywun

      2020-24 is going to go down in history as “how not to run an Administration”. Well, in honest history books.

      • Tundra

        Depends on who wins.

  50. R C Dean

    At Instapundit:

    If you can wait in line for hours for testing, you can vote in person.

    Sure, everyone will take the vaccine, mail it. Our health and safety are too important to show up in person, just like mail-in voting, safe, secure, and honest. So mail it and all will give themselves the shot and send the paperwork back saying, vaccinated. You trust that, right?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      NIce

  51. rhywun

    Have some blatantly illegal racism, and proud of it:

    Tech giant Facebook, for example, has committed to half of its employees coming from “underrepresented communities” (i.e., black, Native American, and Hispanic) by 2023. Best Buy is hiring one person of color for every three new hires over the next five years. United Airlines has promised that at least half of the pilots they will train in the next decade will be women and “people of color” (currently, only 13 percent of pilots are people of color).

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sue!

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      So if, say, United Airlines doesn’t get enough black applicants, what will they do? Just pull some dude off the street?

      If airlines wanted a broader range of applicants, they could pay for flight training for underrepresented minorities. How can they hire X number of POC if those POC don’t have the proper training for the job? Our pilot friends here know better than I, but to become a pilot with a mainline commercial carrier costs in the neighborhood of $100k (assuming no prior military experience & training). Most people can’t afford that, POC or not.

  52. DEG

    Gorsuch, who was nominated to the top court by former President Donald Trump in 2017, drew widespread criticism on Twitter after he showed ignorance of the massive discrepancy between deaths caused by COVID-19 and the seasonal flu during the Friday hearing.

    When I see widespread criticism of Prelogar’s opening assertion that Covid-19 is the worst pandemic the country has seen, I’ll consider listening to the twitter mobs.

    A group of Chicago parents is suing the Chicago Teachers Union (CTU) after teachers refused to return to in-person instruction due to COVID-19 concerns and school officials canceled classes entirely.

    I wonder if this will be decided on grounds similar to the cases saying the police have no duty to protect you, only to protect “the public”.

    Boxes of cereal and other food products were strewn across I-86 after a Wegmans tractor-trailer accident late Friday morning.

    More supply chain issues.

    Mayor Eric Adams has tapped his younger brother to serve as a deputy NYPD commissioner, The Post has learned.

    I wonder if he’s smarter than Fredo.

    Jackson Reffitt, a 19-year old from Texas, called the FBI weeks before his father, Guy Reffitt, stormed the US Capitol on January, saying that his father had been hinting at doing “something big”, Teen Vogue reported.

    I hope Guy wrote Jackson out of the will.

    Old Guy music is good. Interesting. I never paid attention to k. d. lang.