Yep, it’s Saturday evening, so here are the Links!

by | Jan 22, 2022 | Daily Links | 305 comments

Even the trees must dance.

Yep, the ol’ calendar has clicked around to Saturday again. I’d say in general, it’s been a shitty week in the country, and survey says it’s only going to get worse, so let’s wallow in some links!

 

No wallowing here. File this in the “bitchin!” category.

 

A tale of two countries?

 

Can’t we just give them their nukes back and forget about it?

 

 

Plenty of time left for cranking the hog.

 

“You are an acceptable casualty, citizen.”

 

“Bow to your Master!”

 

That’s it for me today. Time for some football.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

305 Comments

    • MikeS
      • MikeS
    • DEG
      • DEG

        I know where the Exton Drive-In used to be.

        At the risk of doxing myself, for a little while during my undergrad I used to work at a factory in West Chester, PA. I drove through Exton, not far from the Exton Drive-In, to get to the factory.

        This is my favorite Hooters song.

      • MikeS

        That’s really cool. It is a cool video. Even cooler if, like you, you’ve been there.

      • DEG

        I’ve never actually been in the Exton Drive-In.

        I’ve been in Exton.

        The first time I ever went through a DUI checkpoint was in Exton, PA. I don’t remember if it was the State Police or the Exton Police running the checkpoint. I had just gotten out of work from the factory and just wanted to get back to where I was staying (my parents’ place). When the cop asked if I had anything to drink, I said, “Just some water before I left work.” He seemed a bit pissed. He pretty quickly waved me through.

      • rhywun

        One of those bands that could have used a little more attention. They could sure write a tune.

      • Not an Economist

        I’ve always liked “All you Zombies

      • rhywun

        I haven’t clicked any of these links but I know what that is & I love that song. ?

      • MikeS

        ????

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        IFL that song – strong memory associations

      • DEG

        Excellent.

        Another.

        They had to be careful with framing or else graffiti and trash lined streets would have been in the video.

    • MikeS

      Beating Nick to the punch:

      The Dance

  1. dbleagle

    The Bengals v Titans game has been okay. I am saving my time for the GB tonight. It might be 7 degrees at kickoff.

    Harvest some lettuce and near the last of my tangerines in the tree. But the apple bananas might ripen this week.

    Looks to be a bit over 100 on the stalk. Anybody want to assist me?

    • Spudalicious

      I would love to!

    • Not an Economist

      As a card carrying member of the Procrastinators Club (I would be if I could get around to joining), I predict the Bengals will beat the Titans by a score of 19 to 16 on a last second field goal despite 9 sacks of Joe Burrow.

      • Mojeaux

        You are utterly prescient.

    • DEG

      Looks to be a bit over 100 on the stalk. Anybody want to assist me?

      I’d love to except for the Hawaii Covid Bullshit.

      • DEG

        And mask wearing on planes.

        Fuck that bullshit.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Stevie Ray with the chops of Albert King but the reserve of big brother Jimmie

      I remember generally ignoring the tune the first time I heard it……until the guitar: whoa

    • Chipping Pioneer

      This is what I came here to say.

  2. Fourscore

    “WE HAVE HIGH-RISK INDIVIDUALS IN OUR COMMUNITY.”

    “If Heaven ain’t a lot like Texas…”

    I understand their reluctance but still…

  3. The Gunslinger

    I’m only 1/2 deaf and it’s miserable trying to understand what people are saying when they have a face diaper on. Especially the natural soft talkers.

    • Spudalicious

      Imagine the lip readers.

      • rhywun

        Why do deaf people want to kill the human race? So selfish of them.

    • db

      Touch my Monkey!

      • Spudalicious

        Touch it!

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Have some ginned up nonspecific paranoia

    The Department of Homeland Security’s Office of Intelligence and Analysis circulated multiple situational reports this week evaluating the potential for violence surrounding the March for Life and Defeat the Mandates, as well as another, unconfirmed Proud Boys event being discussed on social media. The DHS reports obtained by Yahoo News, which were marked unclassified, law enforcement sensitive and “for official use only,” include details about a number of security preparations in place ahead of this weekend’s events, including plans for multiple coordination calls between federal and local law enforcement partners leading up to and during the events.

    “The events come during a time of heightened threat, and domestic violent extremists (DVEs) have used narratives associated with pro- and anti-abortion rights or perceived government overreach surrounding the COVID-19 mitigation efforts as justification to promote or commit violence,” reads a report issued by the DHS intelligence office on Jan. 19. The report also mentions concerns expressed by local authorities that Defeat the Mandates and the March for Life may attract counterprotesters, “which historically has led to violence at similar events,” but states that the DHS intelligence office “currently lacks information on specific or credible threats emanating from these events.”

    ——-

    The report references comments made by one user who claimed they were “at J6,” in reference to the Jan. 6 assault on the Capitol, and advised attendees at the anti-mandate protest: “If shit gets weird…get weird back. Ain’t no reason to give anyone up to the DC mafia. I’d rather be called a terrorist than doing nothing.” According to the DHS Intelligence office, users in the Defeat the Mandate’s official public instant messaging channel chat claimed there are over 100,000 registered attendees for the event.

    “The Department of Homeland Security does not have information indicating any specific, credible threats related to the events occurring tomorrow and this weekend in the National Capital Region,” a DHS spokesperson said in an emailed statement to Yahoo News. “However, as noted in the current National Terrorism Advisory System (NTAS) Bulletin, the United States is in a period of heightened threat. Domestic violent extremists (DVEs) and those inspired or motivated by foreign terrorists or other malign foreign influences continue to pose a threat to the homeland.”

    We have no real reason to expect violence, but those people are all traitors to the Father- errrr Homeland., and there is nothing they wouldn’t stoop to in order to destroy DEMOCRACY!

    • rhywun

      Sigh, what kind of mayhem is the FBI ginning up now? It’s gonna have to be more spectacular than “J6” to get that bill which protects democracy over the hurdle this time.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The federal govt is unconstitutionally and illegally snooping on American phone calls, emails, and internet activity. They know that Americans are talking about how Civil War 2.0 is coming to a head where violence will likely be the only way to get rid of their treasonous bureaucrats.

  5. The Gunslinger

    “If shit gets weird…get weird back. Ain’t no reason to give anyone up to the DC mafia. I’d rather be called a terrorist than doing nothing.”

    What do you wager this came from a Fed?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Yeah, at this point I just assume any statement by any intelligence agency is a bald faced lie if not right outi pushing a threat conjured up by themselves.

      • Trigger Hippie

        …right outi was my nickname during summer camp.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    The IOC has been sticking it up the world’s ass for a long time.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    That was true for Christ in the Desert until March 2020, when the coronavirus pandemic forced the monks to close their doors to the outside world. For nearly two years now, guests have been prohibited from staying at the monastery, leaving the monks in a position they have never faced before.

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say a man made the decision to lock the doors.

  8. The Hyperbole

    Some of us can’t stay up all night Zooming with you nerds, so here is a pre Zoom Zoom link, as always , to not step on Neph’s or Tonio’s or Tulip’s toes this link will shut down as soon as the ‘official’ Zoom opens, Tonight’s pre zoom topics of discussion will be the works of Ken Bruen and/or what ever happened to ‘insert the name of some Glib that hasn’t been around for a while”

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I was well & truly expecting a link to “Kokomo” or something

    • Tundra

      Sorry I bailed. Dog was in distress. Made it outside in time, though!

      • The Hyperbole

        No worries, good chatting with you. It was time for the official zoom anyhow.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      My e-leaflet Manhood Too Large explains self-help tactics.

      But she’s not posting the tactics in the article? Way to leave us hanging.

  9. grrizzly

    Today I went to a Costco located in the occupied zone for the first time since September. A month ago Nashua reintroduced the mask mandate but the desire to pay no sales tax on a new laptop was strong. The woman checking membership at the entrance asked us if we had masks, we ignored her, she yelled “mask mandate” but did nothing afterwards. Costco employees inside didn’t care about masks and we had to deal with a whole bunch of them before getting the laptop.

    • DEG

      Many places in Nashua do not enforce. I returned not too long ago from Ye Olde Brewpub (not its actual name). The staff wears masks, but the required signs aren’t up and the staff don’t care if customers wear masks. I did not wear a mask. The staff did not care.

    • Lackadaisical

      More or less same experience here in the people’s Republic of new York (back for a quick visit to settle my affairs).

      Went to 3 different places that ‘must’ enforce the rules, nothing else happened, and I want the only one.

  10. Gustave Lytton

    So three months later FBI is releasing a report that Laundrie claimed responsibility. Why wouldn’t this have come out then? Why the wait? Considering the FBI isn’t exactly a well of credibility.

  11. Tonio

    Because Nephilium is guilty of having a life, yet again, I will guest host the GlibZoom happy hour, ppl got shit to say, my personal reinterpretation of Falling in Love Again, starting at at 20:00 ET and continuing until the last Glib can maintain an interweb connection.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      What if you have nothing to say?

      • Tonio

        Schatzi, darling — you can always just hang out and enjoy the leg show.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And I am going to miss this? ?

      • Tonio

        It will be reposted on my onlyfans, use the free pass I sent you.

    • db

      What if you’re Tired?

  12. Ownbestenemy

    Teen #2 bday today. His request? Canes for dinner. Fine. I van have some chicken strips and some fries.

    • Tundra

      Lol. Maybe a couple bong hits before you go?

      Happy birthday to the boy!

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I don’t know what any of this means past the ?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Canes Chicken. Fast food.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “It’s nice. Not thrilling but nice.”

    • Ted S.

      So you caned your son?

  13. Tundra

    Hiya, Spud!

    As I get older, I regret a little that I wan’t the kind of dude who becomes a real estate tycoon. Because that Bugatti video was AWESOME!

    How are things in Idaho?

    • Spudalicious

      Great, Tundra! I like that the German government sent him a stern letter.

      • Tundra

        A real man would wipe his ass with it!

    • pistoffnick

      You could NEVER do that in Minnesoda.
      There would be some asshole driving the speed limit in the fast lane. Man, I hate those assholes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        At least they’re driving the speed limit?

      • Fourscore

        Ducks down

      • rhywun

        German drivers are VERY aware of the lane etiquette, for obvious reasons.

      • MikeS

        Then blow by them on the right. What is everyone’s hang-up with this?

      • Don escaped Texas

        It’s illegal some places (Germany, for example), but I’ve gotten over it. I got to this life’s-too-short point and now just blow by everyone everywhere including the occasional shoulder dive on country interstate. I am not going to live long enough to see a better world, and I am tired of the fuckings the current one can hand out, so, if they ditch etiquette, fine by me: we understand each other.

        Driving is no different from anything else: there is not enough time left to suffer fools, to argue with those who will never understand, to be irritated by the optional.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        The Asshole Trucker Move (as you approach two trucks the one behind pulls out to pass. Blocks the left lane for many miles. Much hilarity.) is becoming my Final Straw. Followed two assholes up and down hills for ten miles approaching Albuquerque. Next time, it’s passing on the shoulder with a middle finger extended. Fuck those assholes.

      • MikeS

        ^ this guy get it ^

      • DEG

        YES

      • MikeS

        Well, that’s all well and good. But you still haven’t explained why passing on the right is so dangerous. Why is someone a fool just because they don’t duck back into the right lane at the “proper” time? I’ve never understood this.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My favorite is the trucks with the “Do not pass on right” stickers. Hey asshole, don’t hang out in the left side lanes then.

      • Don escaped Texas

        If there is no paradigm and no etiquette, then nothing matters.

        But if staying right and passing left are a convention, then you should presume that the errant driver wants to, is entitled to, move back over right. Again, back when the governors were writing up those little books to pass out sophomore year, cars didn’t have mirrors on the right……imagine in the 0.824MPH pass trying to crane around and figure out if someone is inside your right quarterpanel.

        The problem, of course, is I don’t own muh roads and ban people who don’t drive by Don’s Rules. As with anything else the gubbermint does, a suboptimal steaming pile is produced where half the money would have produced competence in the private sector.

        If we drive on the right, enter and exit on the right, then the right hand land is the one that tends to be encumbered and the left is the one with any hope of producing speed. In my world everyone can go as fast as they wish: even I will be out of your way by before you get to me. But this is another nice thing we just can’t have.

      • MikeS

        I guess I’m saying it shouldn’t be a convention. My guess is it causes a lot of undue road rage.

        And old guys who remember the olden days when cars didn’t have passenger mirrors* also have no bearing on today. I mean, we all wish the government followed the Constitution, too.

        *I’m old enough to have owned vehicle or two that didn’t have passenger mirrors.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My wife early 90’s civic didn’t have a passenger mirror.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I’m not striking a pose; I’ve already acknowledged that I don’t have time to wait for the world to make sense. It was a convention; the convention has been abandoned; I too have give up on it.

        But the reason you drive on the right is an American convention that is 200 years old, older than rear view mirrors and cars entirely. I mean, if there’s not room to pass on the right, you can always get British on it and dive into oncoming traffic, fuck it all to hell…..whatever works!

      • pistoffnick

        I have and I will pass on the right. It’s the damned people that drive the speed limit in both the left and the right lanes that piss me off. DONT BOX ME IN!
        I have people to do and things to see! Get out my fuckin’ way!
        Gonna start passing on the shoulders and then deploy my James Bond caltrops. Have fun changing all 4 of those punctured tires in the dead of Minnesoda winter you inconsiderate twat!

        /actually since both Minnieapolice and St. Pole have both instituted mask and proof of VAX mandates, I have no reason to drive I35.

      • pistoffnick

        The whirlled sucks, I am going to become a hermit, write a manifesto, and send pipe bombs through the mail to people I dislike.

      • Sean

        I have returned to full, feral NJ driving tactics. Fuck everyone.

      • DEG

        As Don said, it is illegal in some places.

        I will do blow past them on the right, but it pisses me off that I have to do so, doubly so if they start racing me as I do it.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I adopted rechts fahren after reading serious driving editors in Road & Track in the late seventies. It’s natural and easy for me to stay right. I remember when you had to special order a right door mirror on a car and bought a truck as late as 1994 that didn’t have one (or power steering or power brakes, but that’s just me).

        Another thing about the different behaviors: none of the marginal strugglefests that people put themselves through make a damn. Great, you’re “passing” because you’re driving 0.824 MPH faster than this other guy; makes total sense. Then you’re going to fuck around at the gas station and piss away more time than you could ever make up on the road. Zig left, zig right: that ain’t the magic: it’s hitting the holes when they’re there that matters; the rest of the time you can just unwind and wait; take it from a guy who drives as hard as is humanly possible. I guess I drive a car basically like most guys drive motorcycles: trying not to get killed while I wait for something to happen….but since I don’t have that power-to-weight ratio and spent my childhood not trying to upon up the secondaries on the carb any more often than I could afford, I’m all about smooth. Indeed, if I touch my brakes more than once an hour on the highway I count it as failure to perceive, failure to manage, failure to be smooth.

      • DrOtto

        I don’t pass on the right, I drive right. If you got passed and you’re in the left, you’re in the wrong, not me. That’s my point of view. Also, I will shoulder roll if approaching a rolling roadblock. Then I always make sure it’s the left shoulder and front left fender of the asshole in the left lane either better slow down or he’s getting brushed as I pass. I have yet to meet someone who hasn’t understood this in practice.

      • MikeS

        If you got passed and you’re in the left, you’re in the wrong, not me.

        It’s really that simple. People who insist on passing only on the left are idiots. There, I said it.

      • DrOtto

        Once upon a time in MN on 35E NB just north of St.Paul on a sleepy Sunday morn, a young MrOtto (not yet DrOtto) was speeding next to a friend on his crotch rocket in the neighborhood of 135mph. We took the cloverleaf to highway 36 WB and as we were exiting Rice street (down to speed limitish at this time) I espied a MN state trooper who came bounding through the median towards us. Long and short of it, I hate cell phones and snitches with equal abandon, but the worst person in the world is a left lane straggler asshole snitch with a cell phone.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        In every state there is a white sign that says “slower traffic move right”. That is literally a mandated rule of the road like a speed limit which is also on a white sign. That doesnt mean that traffic must follow the sped limit or you can legally block them in the fast lane as a citizen enforcer. It also illegal in all/most states to impede traffic. Just move to lanes to your right if traffic is faster tha you.

        White signs are mandatory
        Yellow signs are cautionary or advisory

        If you are driving slower than me I flash my lights like a European. If that doesnt give you a clue, the I pass in right lanes. Then if your a citizen enforcer, I pass on the right shoulder. If you an asshole who wants to cause a traffic accident because I can out drive you, then I pull in front of you and slam on the brakes without ever letting tou slam into my tailgate.

        I drove in Puerto Rico. For any of you unfamiliar with PR driving, traffic signals are suggestions and passing on the shoulder is expected. I was also taught emergency vehicle operating by the secret service, so if you cant J-turn GTFO trying to pull some citizen enforcer stupid driving.

  14. dbleagle

    This has been a pretty good defensive game. Muy enjoyable.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      One of the better games I’ve watched this season.

      (Note: I have not watched very many games this season)

  15. Mojeaux

    Well, now I know whom the Chiefs are playing next week.

    • Ted S.

      Augusta National?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Haven’t you heard yet, Mo? A Bills victory is predetermined. Josh Allen is the greatest quarterback in the sport’s history. Hell, Reid and Mahomes is third rate coach/qb combo at best. Even the Bengals who’ve won maybe right games prior to this year are clearly the better team…*time to hope the Royals aren’t garbage cuz the Chiefs are already toast.

      *Been watching national sports media this week for some stupid ass reason.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *right?

        Eight.

        Damn you, new phone. Just because I haven’t typed that word yet doesn’t mean it needs to be autocorrected.

      • Mojeaux

        Josh Allen is the greatest quarterback in the sport’s history.

        I noticed this also.

      • Ted S.

        National media has been blowing the 49er running game, ignoring Aaron Jones and AJ Dillon.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Somebody else aside from that long-haired, greasy, lying, anti-vaxxer Rodgers plays for GB? Huh.

  16. The Late P Brooks
  17. The Bearded Hobbit

    Just ran across this quote from St. Heinlein back in 1939

    There are but two ways of forming an opinion in science. One is the scientific method; the other, the scholastic. One can judge from experiment, or one can blindly accept authority. To the scientific mind, experimental proof is all important and theory is merely a convenience in description, to be junked when it no longer fits. To the academic mind, authority is everything and facts are junked when they do not fit theory laid down by authority.

    Seems oddly prescient.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Or there’s nothing new under the sun.

  18. westernsloper

    File this in the “bitchin!” category.

    Holy shit!

  19. Aloysious

    STEVE SMITH DANCE. STEVE SMITH LIKE DANCE WITH POTATO HOOMAN.

  20. Brochettaward

    Hayek earlier brought up the notion of two Firster’s “making love.” Firsters do not make love. We fuck in a battle of wills to see who will dominate in the hierarchy of Firsters, and then move on after reveling in our victory. There is no love involved.

    • Ted S.

      Howard Roark rapes you, and you enjoy it.

      • Mojeaux

        +1 engraved invitation

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Yeah, but do you wait until she is “first”. A true gentleman would.

  21. Tres Cool

    Is it Christmas? I wake up to find my Ben-GIRLS beat Tennessee ?

    Am I dreaming ?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      From my observation the Titans really did not want to win that game.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m still trying to figure out this whole single man coverage on Chase strategy DCs are employing. That kid is no joke.

  22. DEG

    I would have been dancing last weekend except for reasons related to weather I cancelled the trip. Turned out to be a good thing for other reasons. Maybe for the February dance I’ll be down in PA.

    Czech real estate tycoon Radim Passer has been officially scolded by the German Transport Ministry for a video he posted to his popular YouTube channel of him driving a Bugatti Chiron at an indicated 259 mph (417 km/h) on the Autobahn.

    I don’t see what he did wrong.

    Just 125 miles west of Washington, the temperature at a weather station in Canaan Valley plunged to minus-31 degrees. It is the coldest reading on record in that part of the state.

    Just say no to Winter.

    U.S. military aid to help Ukraine defend against a possible invasion by Russia began arriving on Friday night, according to the American Embassy in Kyiv.

    LET’S GO BRANDON!

    “I am an undergraduate at the University of Chicago, a school which I love,” student Declan Hurley said. “But today, I am imploring the University of Chicago administration to lift or modify their mask mandate, which hurts deaf and hard of hearing people like me.”

    Fuck face diapers.

    The Communist regime claims the virus test — which involves inserting a 5cm long saline-soaked swab up a patient’s bum and rotating it — is more accurate than other on-the-spot virus tests.

    Fuck the ChiComms.

    • Spudalicious

      I think the ChiComs will be doing the fucking.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Damnit!

    • Trigger Hippie

      /Uses bad Russian accent

      In Beijing, ChiComms fuck you!

  23. The Bearded Hobbit

    NFL slogans: “End racism”

    Hobbit: “You first”

    • Trigger Hippie

      I find the entire exercise intrinsically funny.

      Imagine if you will: A person(presumably white) going their entire life feeling perfectly comfortable with being a racist until one day stumbling across the fact that racism is generally frowned upon in American society. Then later that week clicking the TV over to watch their favorite sport and seeing the words END RACISM painted outside the end zone and thinking to themselves: “Oh, I guess I never thought of that before…Huh. The people I idolize don’t like my views on race relations. Maybe I should revisit my beliefs on the subject.”

      The very thought of that happening in real life makes me giggle.

    • rhywun

      The propaganda is so incessant and so very false. It’s getting very disturbing.

      There is a college around here that runs numerous commercials with a diverse chick claiming they’re special because they let people in “regardless of how they look”. AYFKM? Have you not paid any attention at all to how college admissions have worked for the past forty years or so?

  24. commodious spittoon

    Damn, girl.

    Bunny-boiler eyes notwithstanding.

    • rhywun

      You’re about to get a thousand marriage proposals.

      lol

      • Sean

        Not wrong though.

  25. rhywun

    My back has been jerked up lately. So I was digging around in stacks of unpacked moving bins for my stash of Wii discs today and after moving one of the bins to get at another one below it, my back screams out in agony. And remains there hours later.

    I think it’s a sign that I am officially too old for this shit.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

      • rhywun

        I’m self-medicating. Should be good in an hour or two. *hic*

    • Don escaped Texas

      My back is good right now.

      But sometimes the least little thing and I’m stuck: can’t get off the coach or walk upright.

      I don’t want to know.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I have a glaucoma screening test Friday.

      • rhywun

        Yikes. Good luck.

        I have a feeling I’ll still be playing Legend of Zelda with trifocals and a back brace.

      • Fourscore

        I’ve had tri-focals for 40 years, I had trouble seeing the speedometer with bifocal and out to about 6 feet. Now the problem is that the distance is double vision, just got these glasses, much better and thicker than the previous ones but closing one eye helps.

      • DEG

        I’ve been through that before. Good luck.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Thanks guys. First eye exam from a new eye doc, after seeing the last one for close to forty years. Reading glasses to go with the coke bottles. And finding enough to schedule follow up testing.

        Have been noticing a handful of minor things telling me I’m not 22 anymore.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I’m a skinny guy and I think around a decade younger but I suffer frequent lower back problems as well due to being a dumb fuck who still does a lot of heavy lifting/manual labor. A word from the wise: Stretching after your morning shit/shave/shower followed by one before dinner will work wonders.

      Sometimes after a particularly rough day at work I’ll lay spread eagle on the floor for an hour to let my spine and right hip realign.

      • rhywun

        Back pain is a new thing to me. I wonder if it’s the sign I need to finally get a decent mattress. I do prefer to sleep on the side that is hurting.

      • MikeS

        Mattress could be part of it. Exercise is likely a big culprit, as well.

      • Brochettaward

        I’ve already told you people that the key to being a fit individual is Firsting. YOU DON’T LISTEN. Firsting will burn more calories and cause you to walk upright. It will be a pep in your step. DO IT. DO IT NOW.

      • MikeS

        I am the first to reply to this comment. Does this count?

      • Brochettaward

        Go sit in the corner facing the wall.

        If I had a dunce cap, you’d be wearing it right now.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Look up, your wearing it,

      • MikeS

        You mean, if you had an extra dunce cap?

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t wear hats of any kind. If you saw my head of hair, you would understand. I have the greatest hair, perfectly fitting of The First Of All Firsters. Beautiful flowing locks, Alexander the Great like.

        No one would ever put a dunce cap on me and cover up that hair. Not to mention that I’m a super genius. Firsting requires rapid fire brain synapses. Beautiful, stable genius.

      • DEG

        Yes, look into a better mattress. Also core exercises. Stuart McGill’s “The Gift of Injury”, which some Glib whom I can’t remember recommended to me, has some good advice.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Possible. I honestly think sleeping on the ground is probably better for your back than sleeping on a mattress so worn it bows your back.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’ve noticed you haven’t made comments about your back pain nearly as frequently as you have in the recent past. I assume the tips in the book are working?

      • Sean

        Get
        A
        New
        Mattress.

  26. Brochettaward

    Aaron Rodgers needs to lose this game. I can feel it in every fiber of my being.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Well, you *have* been wrong before.

    • MikeS

      ^ this guy gets it ^

  27. creech

    Anyone else starting to get annoyed by those breathless ads for the Winter Olympics? “The skier everyone’s been waiting for, Mickela Shiffrin.”
    A snowboarder named Shawn. The bobsledders. Who cares? Then I realize: more people do care about these once every four years contests than care about whose pockets are being lined by the Chicoms, or should the neighbor’s kid go off to fight for the Ukrainians, or what the drooly guy in the White House says about your being George Wallace, or that 3 million Americans catch colds every day without the necessity for the Karens taking away one’s rights. Bread and circuses because, I guess, we can’t always be focused on “serious matters.”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “Anyone else starting to get annoyed by those breathless ads for the Winter Olympics? ”
      No, it’s a waste of time.
      Fuck the CCP
      Fuck TV
      Fuck the World
      Party on Wayne

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Party on Yusef!

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘Anyone else starting to get annoyed by those breathless ads for the Winter Olympics?’

      I’m so disconnected from network television at this point (outside the occasional sporting event) I honestly haven’t noticed. When any advertisment begins between programming my eyes and mind instinctively glaze over or I focus on something else.

    • Ted S.

      Cool link, bro!

      • Chipping Pioneer

        No idea what happened there.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      So you can’t rhyme with orange, eh?

      Squarnge: The lacy white stuff between the fruit and the peel of an orange.

    • Plinker762

      The link and its disappearance

  28. The Other Kevin

    I hope Tundra is watching our teams play each other. Much more entertaining than last night’s game (for me anyway).

    • Tundra

      Yes!

      A much better game than last night.

    • The Other Kevin

      Lainkanen is playing out of his mind.

      • Tundra

        What a finish! Sorry for back to back Ls, but that was a great goddamn game!

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      The Vikings aren’t in the playoffs!!

      Oh…hockey

  29. UnCivilServant

    🙁 🙁 🙁

    Of course my food slides right off the plate and onto the dirtiest spot on the floor.

    • UnCivilServant

      So the larger of the two chicken thighs is now in the trash.

      The only saving grace is that I hadn’t picked the other one out of the pan yet.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Have you ever done beef rendang? Very similar to the marinade that you made. Quite possibly the best thing I have ever eaten.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not that I’m aware of, so I’m going to say not.

      • rhywun

        “Instant” LOL

        Looks yummy but exhausting

      • Chipping Pioneer

        It requires some effort but goddamn it is worth it.

        Pro tip: make a double batch.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Serve with rice made with coconut milk.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Also, put all the hard spices, including the tamarind, into a bouquet garni, then wring it out into the dish after the pressure cook.

      • UnCivilServant

        Now that I’ve had that smaller one I’m even sadder, because it was delicious and juicy. The brining worked.

        Damn frictionless plates…

      • Brochettaward

        We all know you overcook your chicken.

      • Ted S.

        Assume a spherical, frictionless plate in a perfect vacuum….

      • MikeS

        That’s the signpost up ahead…

      • UnCivilServant

        “Objects in motion may be heavier than they appear”?

      • rhywun

        Science!

      • pistoffnick

        If they are truly frictionless, you are sitting on a gold mine.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, they’re very smooth and with the juice from the chicken, there was very little force required for it to leave the plate.

    • Sean

      Did you do the sad face of the kid who dropped his ice cream or did you curse like a drunken sailor?

  30. Chipping Pioneer

    I am optimistic that the Covid narrative is collapsing, and that most people see that, and that we will be back to normal soon. Except here in Ottawa, of course.

    • Ted S.

      Or in Austria.

      • MikeS

        Or Australia.

      • rhywun

        Or NYC.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Are there any FL or TX Glibs who would like to sponsor a family of refugees?

  31. Brochettaward

    I don’t know what would be more satisfying. Aaron Rodgers coughing the ball up on a strip sack in which he breaks his fucking leg, or him staying healthy all game and losing.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I’m just enjoying the cold, the snow, and the defense. It’s like I’m watching a classic late 80’s/early 90’s NFC playoff game. Offense has it too damn easy in the NFL nowadays.

    • Swiss Servator

      Another collar bone fracture would satisfy me.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Jeez, guys, back off on the hate. It’s just a game.

        TH: This is how football is meant to be played. Frozen field in the snow. Screw domed stadiums.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Prost!

      • Trigger Hippie

        Sad thing is GB installed heating coils underneath the Frozen Tundra… pussies.

      • Swiss Servator

        Hey, I didn’t want him paralyzed or dead…just hurt. A lot.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’m trying to be judgmental here but I’m a lifelong Chiefs fan just old enough to remember the career of John “Horse Faced Fucking” Elway.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Do you dislike him because he’s a dirty anti-vaxxer

      • pistoffnick

        +1 Anthony Barr (a Viking)

      • commodious spittoon

        Christ, I think I like this Rodgers guy, maybe back up a bit.

      • MikeS

        #metoo

        /Niners fan

    • KSuellington

      Let’s see a Niners win here!

      • pistoffnick

        Well fuck!

        /packers fan

      • KSuellington

        For some reason they can’t beat the Niners in the playoffs. I won money on that and now we get to see Brady play against them next week. Sweet.

      • MikeS

        ^ this guy gets it ^

      • KSuellington

        Are we gonna see a Super Bowl 16 replay Mike?

      • MikeS

        That would be really, really cool.

      • MikeS

        …as long as the ‘Niners win again.

      • KSuellington

        First they must defeat The Brady.

      • MikeS

        Fuck that punk.

      • dbleagle

        If the Packers special team coaches have jobs on Monday close of business I will be seriously pissed. The Packers ST’s have sucked for years, and this year has been worse than average for them. They cost 10 points today in a game the Packers should have won.

        I use a kick return or punt return for a chance to get a drink since their last kick return for a TD was 2000 and their last punt return for a TD was 2004. They are 32d in both categories. When the Jaguars and Lions have done better than you in both categories you must admit you have a problem.

        On a positive note, watching a game in a snowstorm is good to see. Death to all domed stadiums!

      • KSuellington

        Yeah, that was nice to see a game in a snowstorm.

      • Swiss Servator

        ..and I laughed. Drink, indeed.

    • commodious spittoon

      promoting the concept of agape

      I’ve seen videos of agaping and they’re pretty divisive.

    • Q Continuum

      “Treat people like human beings instead of political abstractions”

      Well that just won’t do. How are we supposed to manipulate humanity’s natural tendency toward tribalism for political gain by treating them as individuals?

    • rhywun

      A kinder, gentler grift.

      Yeah, thanks but no thanks. I’m glad my work is not obsessed with this stuff. It’s there if you want it but entirely optional.

  32. Q Continuum

    “My kids became fully vaccinated in late December, the same week that Omicron began spreading rapidly throughout the U.S. They were so excited to weave some normalcy back into their lives—to go to restaurants, to have sleepovers with friends, to do all the things my husband and I had previously told them were not worth the risk of infection.”

    https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2022/01/covid-parenting-challenges-stress/621322/

    No words save one: pathetic.

    • rhywun

      Because nothing says “normalcy” like standing in a long line to show your papers to enter a restaurant. ?

      70 percent of moms, and 54 percent of dads, are feeling overwhelmed and stressed; that about half of parents are feeling depressed and hopeless; and that fewer than 15 percent of mothers, and 25 percent of fathers, are getting enough sleep. “There are really high rates of mental-health struggles across the board,” Calarco told me.

      Has it occurred to you that that is precisely what they wanted for you?

      • commodious spittoon

        As much as I like Harding*, has English-speaking humanity given up on normality as the right and proper word?

        *by which I mean the president, not the preliminary act before engaging in frottage**

        **which I just made up, I hope.

    • KSuellington

      I didn’t RTFA because I live in a city full of paranoid ejits like that bitch. I’m stressed as a parent alright, because people like her have helped to make COVID life way more difficult than it need be. We have three kids ten and under and have been trying to have them live as much of a normal life as possible.

    • grrizzly

      I’m delighted that they are so miserable. My main problem? How to plan 12 days in Florida when I only have 3 days occupied with the Miami Open.

  33. Trigger Hippie

    Wow….Ha!

  34. Brochettaward

    A First Of All Firsters is never wrong.

    • Trigger Hippie

      “Elbow deep inside the border line…”

      Oh, I think I read that wrong.

      • commodious spittoon

        This is all very fitting.

  35. Tundra

    Are you kidding me?

  36. Mojeaux

    So now I know whom the Chiefs will beat in the Superbowl.

    • Penguin

      So long as San Francisco suffers more. They want to inflict horror on everyone who is even moderately productive, they deserve everything they get.

      • MikeS

        Are you projecting the SF city council’s politics onto the NFL team that calls SF home? (even though they now play in Santa Clara)

      • Penguin

        If I don’t generally have an opinion on the team, I’ll go by the people the city votes for. I dislike Baltimore (Ravens, Orioles) even more than Nephilium does. Also, NYC.

      • Chafed

        I like the way you think.

    • Swiss Servator

      I can only hope the Chiefs lose, for Gawds sake let us have some one new and less cocky…

      • Mojeaux

        ?

  37. Mojeaux

    The Fugitive is on. I never ever ever get tired of this movie. I cannot tell you how many times I saw it in the theater.

    “I didn’t kill my wife!”

    “I don’t care.”

    Best line ever.

    • EvilSheldon

      What a great movie…

      Woman with bad taste in boyfriends: high-pitched screaming

      Sam Gerard: “Shaddup!”

      Woman with bad taste in boyfriends shuts up

      • Mojeaux

        I was shipping Gerard and the nurse played by Julianne Moore. /romance writer

  38. Tulip

    The Great British Sewing Bee is really wonderful (as l0b0t said on zoom). He posted the links in the forum. Check it out. If you have HBOMax, also check out the Great pottery throwdown. Wonderful tv.

    • limey

      When the 48 hour rule becomes the 18 month rule.

    • Penguin

      limey, you might be interested in this video.

    • rhywun

      A new federal holiday was established, ‘National Day for Truth and Reconciliation,’ though its effect was somewhat marred when Trudeau commemorated the day by going surfing in Tofino.

      Perfect.

  39. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    Went in to work early….got home early

    TALL SABBATH CANS!

    • Fourscore

      Mornin’ TC and all/any others around,

      Been up for an hour and had the first cup of day brightener. They just don’t make Sundays like the old days, when I needed all the sleep I could get to shake off the shakes.

      • Tres Cool

        Ive found pickle brine to be more effective than Gatorade. I cant count how many times Ive sat in church on sunday, quietly burping, and someone says “do you smell vlassic?”

        Morning.

  40. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, homey & 4(20)! (I’m assuming everyone else upthread has passed out.)

    Only in These Troubled Times would I believe that the Bengals are advancing in the playoffs and the Cheeseheads aren’t. (Sign of the last days?) Ah, well – all I care is that I have my mug of chai latte and my choral music on the satellite radio. Happy Sunday!

    • Ted S.

      Packer fans have been clamoring to get rid of Drayton (ST coach) all season. Last night, and having just 10 men on the final FG, was an encapsulation of what an utter disaster he was.

      • CPRM

        At least now I don’t have to worry about getting Feb 13 off from work.

    • CPRM

      Huh, says it has higher scoville than their reaper, but its ‘heat grade’ is lower?

      • Sean

        That’s a high heat level for a non red pepper. We’ll see how it pans out.

        Long lead time to harvest. Glad we’re starting early.

    • Ted S.

      More covid deaths.

    • robodruid

      And you believe them?

      • Sean

        *Looks out window for unmarked van*

        “Yes.”

    • Ted S.

      Dicks out for them?

  41. The Late P Brooks

    I snoozed through most of the second half. Did I miss anything?

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Sadly, three were euthanized.

    Along with the humans who were exposed to them?