¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Jan 25, 2022 | Daily Links | 249 comments

Its that time of year again.  Where the weather is warm enough to finally go outside and play baseball.

Oh right, most of you are in a frozen wasteland.

Nevertheless, my youngest had his baseball tryout last weekend.  Sure they called it a “skills evaluation” but I convinced the boy it was a tryout.  The problem?  He missed a week of school after a mild case of nom nom nomicrom and another extracurricular required a negative test the day prior.  No problem its outdoors and the baseball crowd leans yokelish right?

Wrong.  After a brief negotiation with the coach running the tryouts we agreed the boy could get his turn after all the other players leave.  So people are at least being less stupid about it.  I turned in the background check paperwork to be an assistant this morning so I am certain I will have to deal with this jackass again.

He hit 4/5 pitches and fielded all but one ground balls so at least it was worth waiting in the car for two hours…

 

¡Enlaces!  ¡I will say nothing about Ukraine!

Taco prices on the rise… like damn near everything else.

I’m surprised there aren’t as many jokes about dead journos as there are about lawyers, because then I’d have a witty lead in.

Cool, they can fail together.

Please, like that’s the worst thing you can catch at Carnival.

Those retards finally do something American.

That had to be quite the eruption.

 

You know what’s weird?  I have never played White Zombie. Let’s change that.

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249 Comments

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So how’s El Salvador handling the BTC implosion?

    • UnCivilServant

      Setting up power plants to harness the energy of monetary fusion?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Most people go in when the price is up, but the safest and most profitable moment to buy is when the price is down. It’s not rocket science ??‍♂️So invest a piece of your McDonald’s paycheck in #BitcoinNow go back to flip more burgers you lazy fvçk!— Nayib Bukele ?? (@nayibbukele) January 24, 2022

      Still chill.

    • KSuellington

      In recent pictures the President of El Salvador has turned his ballcap inside out to what is known in Spanish as “el rally cap”.

  2. Rebel Scum

    I will say nothing about Ukraine

    The Ukraine.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “El” Ukraine

      • Nephilium

        Thems Wekraine?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        MarineKraine?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        iKraine – Now with Bauhaus inspired architecture.

      • SDF-7

        Ukrainx.

    • Rat on a train

      Ukranian doesn’t have articles.

      • Animal

        Then what do they print in Ukrainian magazines?

      • Rebel Scum

        Right now Ukrainian magazines transfer ammo.

      • Animal

        Well played.

      • Rat on a train

        Ukrainian magazines are places where you go to buy things.

    • Nephilium

      One great lamentation of the loss of a local restaurant (pre-‘vid) was that I could never convince the girlfriend to try the hog’s head.

      Of course, she got freaked out by Mabel’s BBQ having both pig ears and pig tails on the menu. Both were good, and appear to have been removed from the menu in the current times.

      • Timeloose

        Barbacoa is always the first taco I would order when re-visit TX. Eat it while it’s hot or you will regret it. My wife is pretty good with unusual foods. She spent some time in South America and ate a lot of goat and guinea pig.

        At some point it really came down to if it tasted good I would eat it.

      • Nephilium

        The girlfriend is not adventurous. I’ve at least gotten her to try thing she previously told me she didn’t like. Some of which she still doesn’t like, others she’s a big fan of now.

        She spend time living in Scotland and ate at Pizza Hut. She had never heard of a Scotch Egg until I made her try one here in the states.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        She spend time living in Scotland and ate at Pizza Hut.

        I’m not sure what’s worse, Scottish food or Pizza Hut.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Genius of the “and,” d00d. Genius of the “and.”

      • Rat on a train

        haggis pizza?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Haggis pizza with a black pudding stuffed crust

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘The girlfriend is not adventurous. I’ve at least gotten her to try thing she previously told me she didn’t like. Some of which she still doesn’t like, others she’s a big fan of now.’

        Go on…

  3. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    So people are at least being less stupid about it.

    Still seems pretty damn stupid

  4. Rebel Scum

    Cuck motherfucker.

    Governor Glenn Youngkin called on parents to follow school mask mandates in areas that have defied his executive order in an interview with radio station WRVA on Jan. 24.

    Youngkin told host John Reid he was confident the courts would rule in the administration’s favor and ultimately allow parents the choice to opt out of local school mask mandates.

    He said parents should “maintain trust in the legal system” as the several lawsuits challenging his executive order go through the courts.

    • Lackadaisical

      listen to principles, there, I fixed it.

    • Tonio

      Part of me is disappointed, but I’d rather give the various local school boards a fair trial followed by a fine woodchippering.

      • TARDis

        By fine, I hope you mean slow and precise to concentrate on extremities first. Drugs to be administered to force consciousness to be maintained. In the end they roll themselves into the machine to end their misery. I’m kidding. 10 years at hard labor will work for me.

      • Lackadaisical

        No, like finely shredded rather than big chunks.

  5. juris imprudent

    Our journalismists couldn’t possibly work in those conditions. They practically die when Starbucks can’t get their orders right.

  6. westernsloper

    Organized crime’s extortion demands have disrupted production…….

    But enough about the government. Good on your kid for the try out.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The Government is not that organized.

  7. Rebel Scum

    Heh.

    They should spend 6 days crying about it, declaring a national emergency, seeking therapy for their trauma, and then write a best-selling book about how much danger they’re in, like CNN and Jim @Acosat did.

  8. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    “I turned in the background check paperwork to be an assistant this morning so I am certain I will have to deal with this jackass again.”

    You’re assuming you’ll pass the background check?

    • juris imprudent

      If asked, we’ve never heard of him.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I don’t think they care I want to overthrow the government, they’re just making sure I’m not a pedophile.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Yeah, but look at the crowd you’re hanging out with.

  9. Enough About Palin

    “Those retards finally do something American.”

    Then by God let’s make them a state!

    • Drake

      Aren’t they all descended from people like Ponce de León?

      • limey

        Yes and they are very ashamed of it?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Yes Drake, he was also a white male.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Lets just start with buckets of hot and sticky stuff with boxes of pillow stuffing and see how thing proceed from there.

      • The Last American Hero

        I don’t think the My Pillow uses feathers.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Brandon strikes again.

    As a result of the @US_FDA’s abrupt decision to remove the EUAs for two monoclonal antibodies, monoclonal antibody treatment sites will be closed until further notice. Full press release is below.

    DeSavage responds.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Of course, they refuse to review the evidence on other therapeutic treatments or just deny that they work at all.

      This, more than anything else, has been a crime against humanity.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I wonder how many of the people supporting this support “right to try” laws.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I doubt most people even know what that means.

      • Tonio

        Right to try laws only further the spread of misinformation. Why, there might be a statistical anomaly and the peasantry might think they’d actually disproved the words of our Top Men.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      So let me get this straight. They are banning monoclonal antibodies because they are not as effective against Omicron. Of course “not as effective” isn’t quantified. However, I can believe that effectiveness has declined since the antibodies are based on the original variant. Meanwhile, the vaccine also isn’t as effective against Omicron since it was developed against the original variant, but not only is it not banned, we are expected to get boosted. How does this make sense?

      Furthermore, I would expect the monoclonal antibodies to offer a wider array of protection than the vaccine since the vaccine was only for the spike protein, so I would expect the decline in effectiveness to be greater for the vaccine. I don’t know if the numbers back that up, but I don’t expect the FDA will share those numbers with us either.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Shut up and take your booster

    • The Other Kevin

      Part of that sounded like the opening statement to a presidential debate.

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        SHUT FATS!!!!

        /presidential rejoinder.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That DeSantis response is blistering.

    • Count Potato

      That’s completely fucked.

    • The Other Kevin

      He said they’re fighting it. I’m not sure what options there are, but if this is overturned Biden just stepped on yet another rake.

      • Penguin

        Biden follows the Sideshow Bob strategy.

      • Penguin

        This includes the insane cackling. To be fair, there are few politicians I can’t see doing that.

    • SDF-7

      This is one of the many reasons I’m not a governor. My response would be more along the lines of “Screw the FDA, screw Washington — we’re doing it anyway.”

    • Drake

      The owner of my gym was just talking about it. His mother is in FL and has covid. She had an appointment today for the antibody treatment. His sister got a text cancelling the appointment a flipped out – the clinic told her to call Biden.

  11. rhywun

    Cool, they can fail together.

    I feel like leftism has been tried in South America once or twice before. I wonder how that went.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Uruguay says “We’ll keep our private banks open to foreign investment.”

    • Chafed

      That is a puzzler. I hope someone in South America can research it and get back to us.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Only once or twice?

      • DEG

        It was really zero times. They’ve never tried real leftism.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        True

  12. Rebel Scum

    Ain’t that something.

    And that’s the reason that the FDA made that decision since these two monoclonal antibodies don’t work against Omicron, that it would not be a good idea to administer to anyone, because all you will have is the risk of a potential adverse effect with essentially no benefit from the actual therapeutic effect.

    So just like the “vaccine”.

    “There is a monoclonal antibody, sarilumab, that actually does work against the Omicron, and that’s a monoclonal antibody made by GSK.”

    Curious…

    • The Other Kevin

      Oh, well Fauci said they don’t work, and he knows everything there is to know about science, so that settles it.

      • Chafed

        America’s doctor™️ has spoken. There is no one I believe more.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        SCIENCE has spoken.

        KNEEL BEFORE SCIENCE

  13. Chafed

    I’m glad you corrected your oversight MS. ??

    • mexican sharpshooter

      ????

  14. westernsloper

    What a jackass.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      The food is terrible and comes in such small portions.

    • TARDis

      He needs to be caned all the way into the nearest gator pond.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Sent back to Canada in just his bathing suit.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Freed even noted, again unironically, that thousands of Quebec residents have explored moving to Florida since the pandemic began, and observed how easy it was to receive a free PCR COVID test in the Sunshine State. Such tests in Canada, Freed noted, are both expensive and hard to come by.

      Free healthcare isn’t free? Weird.

      • Bobarian LMD

        They ain’t free here either.

    • KSuellington

      I saw that article last night. It was hilarious. “Oh sweet freedom, please we need some of it. Wait a second, there really is freedom here. Not freedom like this, oh no, that’s a bit scary. Let’s get back to safe Canada, eh?”

      Wanker.

      • Lackadaisical

        As long as he does the second part of fucking off back home. That goes for all new yorkers, new jerkers and anyone else showing up on these beautiful shores who doesn’t want what they ostensibly came for.

        /new resident

      • westernsloper

        Holy shit. Fuck that.

      • l0b0t

        IKR, even NYC isn’t that crazy.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Freedom of speech is Finnished.

    Two Christian leaders in Finland stood trial in Helsinki on Jan. 24 for publicly stating the Bible’s teachings on sex and marriage. Longtime Member of Parliament Paivi Rasanen and Lutheran Bishop Juhana Pohjola defended in court their decision to write and publish, respectively, a pamphlet explaining Christian teachings about sex and marriage.

    In the trial’s opening arguments, which will resume on Feb. 14, Finnish prosecutors described quotations from the Bible as “hate speech.” Finland’s top prosecutor’s office essentially put the Bible on trial, an unprecedented move for a secular court, said Paul Coleman, a human rights lawyer with Alliance Defending Freedom International who is assisting in the Finns’ legal defense and was present during Monday’s trial.

    “The prosecutor began the day by trying to explain that this case was not about beliefs and the Bible. She then, and I’m not kidding, she then proceeded to quote Old Testament Bible verses,” Coleman said in a phone interview with The Federalist after the trial concluded for the day. “Trial attorneys, Finnish trial attorneys who have been in and out of court every day for years, said they didn’t think the Bible had ever been read out like that in a prosecution.”

    Never before has a Finnish court had to decide whether quoting the Bible is a crime. Human rights observers consider this case an important marker for whether Western governments’ persecution of citizens for their speech and beliefs increases.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      There are a ton of Christians in the US who have no clue this is coming. They’re still under the misapprehension that we’re living in a late 20th century secular pluralistic culture that has respect for the core values of western civilization, even if there are fights going on about the particulars.

      Its going to hit them like a ton of bricks when the attempts to force Christianity out of the public square hit full stride.

      • Nephilium

        Never forget that the public government schools were started (in part) due to filthy papists teaching children Catholicism.

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, there is a yuuuge cohort of Christians that will applaud this. They’re already embarrassed by the backwards nature of the Bible and having the government force their church into becoming a proper Good Person’s Club will be welcomed with open arms.

        My parents literally switched denominations because their particular UMC didn’t join the proggie split and they heard about a Lutheran church that was so progressive they had the first black preacher in Houston!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Know what is amazing, nothing in my bible school and church goings ever gave me the idea I could rule over another person’s life or their decisions and their sin was their own. I must have gone to a weird fucking church.

      • Lackadaisical

        a Lutheran church that was so progressive they had the first black preacher in Houston!

        Me, a catholic, with our many African priests: yeah okay.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        there is a yuuuge cohort of Christians that will applaud this

        From my perspective, there are four main groups.

        1) the social clubbers – they’re the evangelical half of the clique that is embarrassed at the backwards Bible thumpers. They’re why the SBC has started losing membership of conservative churches.
        2) the progressives who happen to be Christian – large swaths of mainline Protestants and Catholics fall in this bucket. They’re also embarrassed by the Bible thumpers.
        3) the clueless middle – they’re the ones talking about unity right now. Can’t we all just get along? Just wear that mask so that those other people stop complaining.
        4) the culture warriors – an amalgamation of politically and theologically conservative groups that are aware of the impending troubles. These groups usually occupy their time bickering with one another in various settings, but the bickering has really quieted down as many of the groups have recognized the need to start building a coalition. See Andrew Torba and his Gab parallel economy movement as the most glaring example.

        The first two groups will nearly completely fall away from the faith when the troubles come. The lion’s share of the third group will fall away as well. Only the fourth group will retain most of its members, and that’s because they’re already teetering on the line of social ostracism.

        Many people who recognize the coming challenges are predicting a revival in the church. I disagree. We’re about to see a cleansing of the church. Within a decade, Christianity will be, at best, a ~30% minority in the West, and I do believe that there will be some level of persecution. Maybe that’s just social disfavor, but I think it will be more than that. Probably along the lines of that hate speech case, but on steroids.

      • Lackadaisical

        You’re probably right. Man, I hope heaven is real.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I popped on Gab for the first time in a couple months to see what was going on there, and within the first 5 posts, Torba addresses exactly what I’m describing here.

        Andrew Torba @a : “I’m a Christian…and I think it’s not people’s business which domination I am. What I wanna see is Christians from across the enitre faith work together and unite in the Body of Christ… Right now, the enemy does not differentiate us, like we differentiate ourselves. The enemy sees us all as Christians and they want us all dead. So, we need to work together. I see this forming on GAB: Trad-Caths, Orth-Bros and Reformed Protestants, these groups are coming together on a united front against this Satanic World Order. That’s a good thing. No more Brother Wars.”

      • Spudalicious

        I somewhat disagree. I think that attempt has been made, and the pendulum is slowing.

      • Tundra

        Really?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Internecine warfare

    The day after a judge struck down New York state’s mask mandate, the state attorney general’s office tried to block the ruling from going into effect — citing “irreparable harms.”

    On Monday, a judge ruled that the state’s Department of Health did not have the authority to enact such a mandate without approval from the legislature.
    But Attorney General Letitia James’ office filed a motion to stay the ruling. If granted, that stay would mean the statewide mask mandate would remain in effect during the appeals process.
    “The Order, if not stayed, will allow individuals to refuse to wear face coverings in indoor public settings where the risk of COVID-19 spread is high, including in schools where many children remain unvaccinated against COVID-19,” the court filing states.

    I want to see an honest-to-god shooting war between state agencies in Albany.

    • Sean

      Maybe that’s why UCS left town.

    • TARDis

      Hell yeah. Roll cameras.

    • rhywun

      Horrible, horrible freedom!

    • Lackadaisical

      “The Order, if not stayed, will allow individuals to refuse to wear face coverings in indoor public settings

      Already been doing it lady.

  17. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    6,000 barrels of crude?

    Based on past experience, I’d say the micro-flora and -fauna in the surrounding ocean will chew through that stuff within about a month.

    • juris imprudent

      And it was what, a 3 ft wave at that point? More like someone just oopsed?

  18. DEG

    High lime prices are hitting the pockets of Mexican consumers by bumping the cost of tacos. The price of the citrus fruit has skyrocketed 153% in annual terms, according to the Economy Ministry.

    This also implies Dark n Stormies are getting more expensive.

    The world-famous Carnival festivities in Rio de Janeiro will be held in late April rather than the final weekend of February, as the number of coronavirus cases in Brazil spikes and the omicron variant spreads across the country.

    Fuck. I’m not sure which is worse: this or Germany cancelling Oktoberfest.

    • TARDis

      Random thought:
      I wonder what life would be like if they had cancelled the invasion of Poland.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Carnival has far more scantily clad women. I’m going with carnival closing being worse.

      • DEG

        But Dirndls!

      • Zwak, All dressed up in his ridiculous seersucker suit

        Yeah, scantily clad women are great in youth, Dirndls are great in age.

    • grrizzly

      Will they cancel Oktoberfest for the third year in a row? It goes without saying that those not up to date on their vaccines won’t be allowed.

      • DEG

        Unfortunately, they probably will. Fuck. It’s enough to drive me to drink.

    • Rat on a train

      We must secure our source of fish tacos.

    • l0b0t

      The mayor of New Orleans canceled Mardi Gras last year; the source of her authority to do so was never contemplated. Instead of parades, there were “house floats” (people decorated their porches and threw out trinkets and gave drinks to passerby.) If there are no parades this year, she may have a riot on her hands.

      • Lackadaisical

        They should hold the parade and let them try to stop it…

  19. The Late P Brooks

    “My responsibility as Governor is to protect New Yorkers throughout this public health crisis,” Hochul said in a statement, “and these measures help prevent the spread of COVID-19 and save lives.”

    The Constitution is just a fucking piece of paper.

    • rhywun

      these measures help prevent the spread of COVID-19 and save lives

      No, they don’t. And the numbers show it.

    • Urthona

      I think it’s a violation of their own constitution, but I’m not sure. How hard would be for a deep blue state to use its actual legislative body? It’s been two years.

      • rhywun

        One might ask the same of Congress.

        Being terrified of doing their fucking job seems to be a feature at all levels now.

    • slumbrew

      Really sad. I can totally see how that happens, too – can’t keep up with the cleaning but too proud to let anyone in to actually see it.

      I know some old couples where that could totally happen.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Hat tip to her. Most people just bitch about social security insolvency. She’s doing something about it.

      Think globally, act locally.

      Way too many people take the cop out and give their geezer parents money for heat and food.

    • Rat on a train

      I’ve seen snowplows in Alaska do that, but they spray to the right. You want to avoid being on the roadside when they pass.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        They do it in Alberta on roads like Highway 2 between Edmonton and Calgary (a 300-kilometre-long stretch). And they do it at speed. Produces an impressive plume of snow to the right of the plow. Albertans generally know better than to be within a quarter-klick or so of a plow when it’s doing that.

      • Rat on a train

        I saw it in Animal’s area on the highway between Anchorage and Fairbanks. The trees beside the road were taking a beating.

    • Spudalicious

      That’s called malicious compliance. “You want me to go plow the median? Okay, I’ll go plow the median.”

  20. Count Potato

    “”The wingnuts of the Right have no institutional power” is such a cop out. Millions of people sit on YouTube all day long, with conspiratorial grievance-mongering from right-wingers their only source of information. If this isn’t “power” then nothing is.”

    https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1485745671349350401

    What?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Beats me.

      If YouTube commenting is the ultimate expression of power then we’re all screwed.

      • The Last American Hero

        Are you saying Lars doesn’t rule? Because YouTube comment sections disagree.

    • limey

      Twitter is still a window into a nonsense hell. Film at 11.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Man, Claire Lehmann’s sunk far and fast in the last 18 months or so. I’m not sure Quillette will ever fully recover from her dunder-headedness. She had such promise, back in the day.

      • one true athena

        I guess that’s what happens to Australians who feel they have to defend every decision their dumb government makes.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        The real Claire was black bagged in 2019. This is just a crudely assembled robot Claire controlled by PM Morrison in an attempt to keep Oz from descending into a Mad Max dystopia.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m going with this explanation.

    • Rat on a train

      Imagine if they found this place. Oh the power we have.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The 1st Screaming Orphans are the toughest shock troops the world has ever seen.

      • Rat on a train

        Were they finally allowed to sharpen their sticks?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Neverending story

    The next Covid-19 variant that will rise to world attention will be more contagious than omicron, but the real question scientists need to answer is whether or not it will be more deadly, World Health Organization officials said Tuesday.

    ——-

    “The next variant of concern will be more fit, and what we mean by that is it will be more transmissible because it will have to overtake what is currently circulating,” Van Kerkhove said. “The big question is whether or not future variants will be more or less severe.”

    She warned against buying into theories that the virus will continue to mutate into milder strains that make people less sick than earlier variants.

    “There is no guarantee of that. We hope that that is the case, but there is no guarantee of that and we can’t bank on it,” she said, noting that people should heed public safety measures in the meantime. What’s more, the next iteration of Covid may also evade vaccine protections even more, making the existing vaccines even less effective.

    Yeah, okay.

    • The Other Kevin

      Great more experts making predictions. Bonus points if they used a model.

      • slumbrew

        According to my model, my model is correct.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      “What’s more, the next iteration of Covid may also evade vaccine protections even more, making the existing vaccines even less effective.”

      Get your boosters.

    • Urthona

      When they are wrong, no one will remember this.

  22. Tundra

    What position is the boy gonna play, Señor?

    The weird thing about tryouts is that they never bothered me when I was the subject, but I did not like watching the kids go through theirs.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      You know how it goes, everyone either is suited to play second base or outfield.

      • Tundra

        Lol. I played catcher then first. It was awesome! I thank my father for steering me in those directions, plus letting me bat left-handed. That extra step toward first was a godsend!

      • mexican sharpshooter

        He can play all infield positions except for first. He’s a bit of a runt. Likely due to my wife’s insistence on buying organic milk.

      • Tundra

        Haha. I was a 5′ 9″ first baseman. He’ll be fine.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Local paper shows a little love for local GOP representative. Of course it is only because his RHINO butt got kicked out of a meeting of “Far Right Activists”.

    RHINO is now pressing charges of assault against the guy who told him to leave and grabbed his arm when he tried to continue trespassing.

    A Republican state lawmaker is pursuing police charges against a right-wing activist who physically yanked him out of a political event Friday.

    Rep. Nolan West, a third-term lawmaker from Blaine, was uninjured in the incident, which was partially recorded on video. But he said he wants the man prosecuted on principle because the increasingly hostile — physically hostile — tenor of politics has gotten out of hand.

    “I’m sure this is going to be a big pain, but with the way politics is now, this is completely insane,” West said in an interview Monday. “You can’t lay hands on people. Come on.”

    I’m sure his constituents will all side with this pol now that he’s been manhandled by crazy birds.

    • Pope Jimbo

      West said that since the event was being held in his district and appeared to involve training people to attend upcoming precinct caucuses — the first step toward party endorsements for candidates — he would attend to see that happening.

      “I didn’t want to hijack their event,” he said. “I went there thinking they wouldn’t recognize me.”

      But a man who identified himself as Tony stopped West before he took his seat.

      “He said, ‘We don’t allow politicians here.’ I was taken aback.”

      The two argued in the doorway, and at one point the man threatened to call the police. West scoffed, which appeared to anger the man, who grabbed West’s arm and tugged. The physical contact between the two was recorded in the background of a video of the group’s leader, who was speaking to those seated. West maintained his balance, and the man grabbed West’s arm with both hands and yanked West, throwing him off balance and stumbling into the hallway. The man slammed the door behind him.

      It was really a Minnesota Nice “door slamming”. They guy literally held the door so it wouldn’t slam and interrupt the speaker.

    • Rebel Scum

      he said he wants the man prosecuted on principle because the increasingly hostile — physically hostile — tenor of politics has gotten out of hand.

      I’m glad American politics has always been so peaceful while dealing with tyrannical cuntes.

  24. hayeksplosives

    This is a strange day. I drove up to Mercury NV at the NNSS. I made the mistake of turning on the audiobook version of “Now It Can Be Told”—an excellent book beautifully narrated, but chilling to the bone.

    The wind today is swirling and creating patterns of dust and sand across the roads, the prehistoric-looking palm trees and Joshua trees bending with the wind, tumbleweeds rolling across the deserted highways.

    When I got to Mercury to pick up my new “upgraded” badge, I had to use the fingerprint scanner so they could ensure I matched the recorded prints on file. The scanner kept returning “No fingerprint detected”. A reboot solved the problem, but for just an instant there I questioned reality: was I in a dream? Or a nightmare in which I had no prints, no identity? Is this surreal landscape I drove through even Earth?

    Now I’m home again, sitting by the fire and listening to the wind moan and whip in the chimney.

    I have never had this weird feeling of premonition. I hope it is nothing, but I feel as if something is approaching a crossroads. Is it limited to just me and my life? Is it America? Is it the whole planet? The Universe?

    Man, I need something lighthearted to read.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Don Quixote! I highly recommend it.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      When the Area 51 employee who had her fingerprints removed gets concerned you know it’s going to be bad.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Mebbe she’s just becoming one of the Men in Black and no-one’s told her yet.

        If so HEx, can I borrow your neuralyzer when you’re not using it?

    • Pope Jimbo

      You should have reached into your bag of orphan fingers (that had been lopped off in mining accidents) and gone “Hmmm…, now which one of these did I use when I signed up?”

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Hmm. No fingerprint? Does that mean you’re a vampire or something?

    • Drake

      I’ve been watching Peacemaker because it’s too stupid to stress me out.

      • Urthona

        I’ve enjoyed it so far.

    • Mojeaux

      Oh, hey! Have I got a book for you!

    • ron73440

      “Now It Can Be Told”—an excellent book beautifully narrated, but chilling to the bone.

      I loved that book, but it gave me some very entertaining nightmares.

      I don’t know if the audio version would be worse or better.

  25. DEG

    Too local news – Robbing gun shops?

    Local police and a federal law enforcement agency are investigating an attempted burglary on Sunday at a Hooksett gun shop.

    A $5,000 reward is being offered by Shooters Outpost and Firearms Museum in Hooksett after an attempted break-in at just after 5 a.m. According to a post on Facebook, the store posted information about the incident, noting the would-be burglars “didn’t make it far” and “no guns were taken.” Due to extensive security, “they never even made it into the facility.”

    • creech

      One day unmasked. The whole Nassau community will be dead within a week, right?

      • Urthona

        I’m not even convinced children avoiding covid is a valid public goal at this point. Kids getting omicron seems like a positive for society in every way I look at it.

      • rhywun

        It was never about the children. It was about the Karens pretending to teach them.

    • l0b0t

      When I dropped son this morning, I asked the principal about the ruling and she looked at me like I just took a shit on her dog.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am curious. How do you appeal a State’s Supreme Court ruling, especially when it isn’t a federal issue or no immediate federal issue present? Hasn’t it gone through appeals to reach its final arbiter?

      • Night Watchman

        In New York, Supreme Court is the general trial court. The next level is the Supreme Court Appellate Division, and the court of last resort is called the Court of Appeals.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thank you both!

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Man, I need something lighthearted to read.

    P G Wodehouse.

    S J Perelman.

    Dorothy Parker.

    • limey

      Spike Milligan

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Donald E. Westlake

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Rep. Nolan West, a third-term lawmaker from Blaine, was uninjured in the incident, which was partially recorded on video. But he said he wants the man prosecuted on principle because the increasingly hostile — physically hostile — tenor of politics has gotten out of hand.

    Like refusing to leave a gathering after you have been asked?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Thwarted, for now

    The Biden administration is withdrawing its Covid-19 vaccination and testing regulation aimed at large businesses, following the Supreme Court’s decision to block the rule earlier this month.

    The US Department of Labor’s Occupational Safety and Health Administration said Tuesday it will be withdrawing the vaccination and testing emergency temporary standard for businesses with 100 or more employees, according to a statement on the agency’s website.
    “Although OSHA is withdrawing the vaccination and testing ETS as an enforceable emergency temporary standard, the agency is not withdrawing the ETS as a proposed rule. The agency is prioritizing its resources to focus on finalizing a permanent COVID-19 Healthcare Standard,” the statement read.

    All those people cowed into taking the vaxx? It was for their own good. They’ll thank us, later.

    Besides; we’ll be back.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I’m not even convinced children avoiding covid is a valid public goal at this point. Kids getting omicron seems like a positive for society in every way I look at it.

    But- but- dead grannies!

  30. The Late P Brooks

    The President has emphasized the necessity of getting vaccinated against the virus for months and eventually decided to use the mandate on large employers as his main vehicle for convincing hesitant Americans to get their shots.

    Petulant thin skinned old man is petulant

    • Rebel Scum

      decided to use the mandate … as his main vehicle for convincing

      Huh…

    • westernsloper

      One lick in the bag amirite?

    • ron73440

      LoBat
      @Lomaniii
      ·
      36m
      Replying to
      @POTUS
      i think i speak for all residents of america when i say we NEED a one year lockdown right now

      Very first reply.

      Is this a real person?

    • Rebel Scum

      Tbf the ice cream helps with the dementia.

    • rhywun

      That picture is everything that is wrong with current year.

      JFC.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Contingency plans

    The United States is in talks with major energy-producing countries and companies around the world over a potential diversion of supplies to Europe if Russia invades Ukraine, senior Biden administration officials said on Tuesday.

    Speaking to reporters on a call, the officials did not name the specific countries or companies they were in talks with to ensure an uninterrupted energy flow into Europe for the remainder of the winter, but said they included a broad range of suppliers, including sellers of liquefied natural gas (LNG).

    Reuters reported earlier this month that State Department officials were discussing contingency plans with energy companies to ensure stable supplies to Europe if conflict between Russia and Ukraine disrupted Russian supplies.

    Gas. It comes out of pipes.

    • The Gunslinger

      If you’re relying on the Biden administration to keep your heat on, you might be in for a cold couple of months.

      • Sean

        I’m planning on burning commies for heat.

  32. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Work meeting today:

    Boss’s boss: “Anyone have any questions/thoughts/concerns before we wrap up?”
    Me: “What’s gonna happen with our work in Ukraine?”
    Boss’s boss: “Blah blah blah nebulous platitudes and talking points blah blah blah. This is going to have a big impact on our work”

    So, why did I have to ask? Why didn’t you address the issue in your opening remarks?

    They never even said anything about our Belarus office shutting down on Dec 31.

    I’ve worked in this arena for a long time. I’ve never seen an Administration so opaque and dishonest with its own people. That just says to me that the whoppers they’re telling the general public are even more egregious.

    Nobody believes me when I tell them how disgusting things are in DC.

    • Tundra

      Nobody believes me when I tell them how disgusting things are in DC.

      I do.

      Since you are here, Mark Rippetoe’s podcast this week featured a discussion of where to buy land, live free, etc. I thought you might enjoy it.

      It’s the last part.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Thanks Tundra!

      • Tundra

        Your welcome. I was a little surprised at the conclusion, but after some thought it makes complete sense.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      My dad, his wife, and I watch season 1 of House of Cards together, and I said that it was a very accurate portrayal. My dad’s wife was shocked – SHOCKED!!

      (Kamala is a real life Frank Underwood)

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just as bad in the field. We had a very light obscure email about “stop processing firings” when the injunction went into place last weekend. Nothing pushed from the administrator, or even Mayor Pete. Quietly hiding information that people all have. Its like they don’t know how to quell the rumor mill.

  33. Count Potato

    “”Do you agree or disagree with this statement: The media are “truly the enemy of the people”?”

    -AGREE-
    White – 56%
    Black – 63%
    Oth Non-White – 60%
    Dem – 37%
    Unaffil – 61%
    GOP – 76%
    All Voters – 58%

    58% Of Voters Agree: Media Are ‘Enemy of the People’”

    https://twitter.com/Rasmussen_Poll/status/1485971164715487233

    Glad that’s settled then.

  34. mock-star

    The shipment of monkeys that I ordered from Amazon is running way behind.

    • Count Potato

      LOLOLOLOL

    • Rat on a train

      code monkeys?

      • Not Adahn

        They like Fritos, Tab and Mountain Dew.

    • Sean

      ?

    • db

      niiiiice.

  35. Annoyed Nomad

    I had a “cold” the week of Christmas, but didn’t get a Covid test to determine if it might be the OMGcron. So, yesterday I got an antibodies test and it came back positive: 51.6 U/ml.

    Does that mean I no longer need to worry about ‘vid?

    • The Last American Hero

      Chances are you never did.

      • Tundra

        Nice.

      • westernsloper

        ?

      • Annoyed Nomad

        True, but I’m curious if this means I’m not going to catch the new variants.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Congratulations

    • grrizzly

      Where did you get an antibodies test? I was definitely exposed in early January but had no symptoms. I’m a bit curious if I now have antibodies.

      • westernsloper

        Just claim it as faith. Kind of like vaccine protection. I tell everyone I identify as immune.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        LabCorp. I went to their website, verified there was a local office and then ordered the test and made the appointment online. There was an initial $6 fee. I entered my insurance info, but we’ll see if they cover the $42 charge for the test.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I don’t see an antibody test on their website, just the PCR test.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Nevermind – found it after googling

  36. Count Potato

    “WATCH: Biden’s Surgeon General claims Joe Rogan should be censored

    “We’ve got to recognize that our technology platforms, whether particularly social media, these have an important role to play… These platforms have still not stepped up to do the right thing.””

    https://thepostmillennial.com/bidens-surgeon-general-joe-rogan

    • rhywun

      Well, since the public health poobahs now have supreme power at all levels, seems like all he should have to do is snap his fingers and it happens.

    • Rebel Scum

      “It’s such an important question,” Murthy replied, “because we can have the best science available. We can have the best public health expertise available. It won’t help people if they do have access to accurate information.”

      Having doctors on to make medical arguments is literally domestic terrorism.

    • Jerms

      I havent heard any of these assholes give an actual example of any misinformation theyve actually heard from any of Rogans guests.

      • Ownbestenemy

        What was the awesome headline given by the Bee?

        Entire Medical Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Something about horse paste and mass hysteria.

  37. Ownbestenemy

    Slaps on tinfoil…

    With the FedGov mandate on the ropes with the injunction, the next logical step was to remove any therapeutics, even ones that were developed under Operation Warp Speed, so that the government can claim in court that vaccines are the only treatment available.

    • Sean

      There is no limit to their evil. That ain’t even tin foil level thoughts.

      • Tundra

        Lamp.

        Posts.

    • westernsloper

      Ya, what Sean said. They have been doing it for over 2 years so no tinfoil needed. It is reality.

      • Count Potato

        What if tinfoil cures covid, and that’s why it’s now aluminum?

      • westernsloper

        *rolls eyes*Slaps the potato*

  38. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    On an optimistic note, I am fully decompressed from DC. Too bad I have to go home on Monday. It takes me about 3 days to reach zen after leaving home (zen = normal sleeps & shits)

    • Ownbestenemy

      4S is the key to life. Sleep, shit, shower and a shave is what keeps my sanity in check.

  39. Ownbestenemy

    https://www.politico.com/news/2022/01/24/kerik-jan-6-voting-machines-00001552

    Kerik told Jan. 6 panel that former Army colonel came up with idea to seize voting machines

    So doesn’t this all go against the notion that Trump was moving into coup territory if he rejected this guy’s ideas altogether and never gave an asinine EO the chance to see the light of day?

    • rhywun

      The emailed PowerPoint again ?

  40. Ownbestenemy

    Also on a more optimistic note, I was in work today to make sure my minions are doing their jobs — they are. Also to make sure I still had an office — I do. My poor techs who were on the fence and broke down and got the vaccine were parading into my office and asking “is there anything I can do? Cause this is bullshit! I felt forced to take it to keep my job”.

    This is where smoke breaks come in handy and I can drop that manager’s cap and tell them “hire a lawyer”.

    • westernsloper

      Good luck to your guys.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    The news is on, over in the corner.

    That F35 that went into the drink after a carrier landing “mishap”? Apparently we are now in a race with the Chinese to salvage it from the bottom of the South China Sea.

    uh.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wouldn’t we loiter in the area to do so?

      • Tulip

        Remember who is in charge these days.

      • westernsloper

        No Loitering.

    • The Last American Hero

      Sounds like a job for Dirk Pitt and NUMA.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Remember who is in charge these days.

    Punchine to an old old joke:

    “Paint an “X” on the floor of the boat? That’s stupid. How do we know we’ll get the same boat?”