IFLA: the “Snow!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 27

by | Feb 27, 2022 | IFLA | 130 comments

Lily finds a stabilicer. Edie wants to steal it.

 

It’s an eventful week, one that has signs which may or may not be related to last week’s.

The week begins with the moon dropping between Venus and Saturn, signaling the end of a romantic relationship.  They day after that, the Moon and Venus are instead in line with the Earth, indicating that your domestic love life is going fine.  After a brief moment of general felicity on Thursday, we get into the truly odd stuff.  On Friday, the Earth-Venus pairing, having ditched the moon now pick up Jupiter.  So this gives us domestic tranquility; Peace, Love and Joy; and most excellent Netflix and Chillin.  What’s odd about that?  Well, there’s an additional wrinkle in that one of the driving aspects of this happy result is Mercury-Mars, or “news of war.”  How news of war gives you a happy home life I have no idea.  If I figure it out before this gets submitted I’ll add it then.

It’s Pisces time.  Pisces often gets overlooked, probably because fish are boring (if tasty).  While Pisces doesn’t get the early boost that’s common to the beginning of it’s solar visit, it DOES get Jupiter for the entire month.  That is (literally) boss.  Enjoy.  Aquarius, on the other hand, not only loses the Sun but gets stuck with Mercury (chaos) and Saturn (endings).  Sorry about the celestial whiplash.  Capricorn continues to keep the Mars/Venus pairing and the moon as well, so this is a good week for ideas and correct snap judgments.

 

I keep trying to explain that Canadaface is considered to be very rude.

 

Pisces:  3 of Wands reversed – The end of troubles, suspension or cessation of adversity, toil and disappointment.

Aries:  10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

Taurus:  The Sun – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment.

Gemini:  5 of Cups reversed – News, alliances, affinity, consanguinity, ancestry, return, false projects.

Cancer:  King of Swords – Judgment, power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown..

Leo:  4 of Swords reversed – Wise administration, circumspection, economy, avarice, precaution, testament.

Virgo:  4 of Cups – Weariness, disgust, aversion, imaginary vexations.

Libra:  7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination, project.

Scorpio:  3 of Coins – Métier, trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory.

Sagittarius:  8 of Cups – Giving joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty, the decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence–either for good or evil.

Capricorn:  Ace of Wands – principle, beginning, source; birth, family, origin,

Aquarius:  The Fool – Folly, mania, extravagance, intoxication, delirium, frenzy, bewrayment.

 

Got to keep moving when it’s snowing. Otherwise…

 

…you might turn into a snowdrift.

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

130 Comments

  1. Don escaped Texas

    Libra: 7 of Cups reversed – Desire, will, determination, project.

    I think I can, I think I can, I think I can – Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

    • Don escaped Texas

      this is where some comment about Firsting for our Sins goes

      • Tulip

        Wow does he live in your heads.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 8 of Cups – Giving joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty, the decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence–either for good or evil.

    Do I win the lottery or not?

    • juris imprudent

      President SugarFree?

      • Not Adahn

        At least it would be a different kind of horrifying.

      • juris imprudent

        SugarFree/Heroic Mulatto – that’s your ticket. The link is either broken or makes you regret you clicked on it.

      • Don escaped Texas

        hey, I can botch a link as well as anyone!

        https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/26/politics/trump-cpac-putin-ukraine/index.html

        More oil economics nonsense: “A strong American president would work with European partners to replace their supplies of Russian oil with American energy and they would hit Putin where it actually hurts — on the Russian energy sector. If Joe Biden can’t or won’t do these things, then he should resign,” South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem declared in a speech Friday.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, your link wasn’t half as busted as the political grandstanding, so you got that going for you. Exactly why I can’t have any real enthusiasm for voting R – it’s just a little less dumb than D.

        Side note – I have to laugh at the kerfuffle about America First PAC and white nationalist/supremacist Nick Fuentes. Since when did Italian/Hispanic Catholics qualify for being white? Did the KKK start admitting them?

      • Ted S.

        It’s the same way Asian-Americans are White when saying so advances the Narrative.

      • juris imprudent

        Whereas real white supremacists would never accept that kind of mongrelization of their pure blood/cause. smh

      • The Last American Hero

        CPAC is literally a convention for grandstanding – but she’s not wrong. Low energy prices hurt Russia, and Biden cracking down on fossil fuels in this country have helped Putin out.

    • Hyperion

      The Donald would know not to break the link! /The Hat

  3. Hyperion

    Fake News. #ThisIsWorseThanCNN

  4. Hyperion

    So, do the lefty dems hate Ukraine now? Because:

    Guns R Bad

    • Not Adahn

      These guns are good, because they were owned and distributed by the state. Privately owned guns r bad. Just like the second amendment says: A state-run militia has a non-abrogable right to own guns.

    • slumbrew

      Nice piece.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        The Airsoft rifle’s okay, too. /gets smacked on back of head by Spousal Unit as she glances at the screen whilst walking by

    • Q Continuum

      I would like to copulate with her.

      • Brochettaward

        It’s cute how her rifle matches her pants.

      • Hyperion

        It’s gonna make a nice Instagram post for her.

  5. westernsloper

    Gemini: 5 of Cups reversed – News, alliances, affinity, consanguinity, ancestry, return, false projects.

    That is not even a word. You are just making shit up.

    • Not Adahn

      I had a vendor give a presentation wherein he said his company had modified AFM tips to emit plasmonic polaritons.

      Boy was I embarrassed when I found out that was actually a real* thing**.

      *sort of real, depending on your definition
      **”thing” in the same way an imaginary number is a “thing”

      • slumbrew

        Let me walk you through the Donnelly nut spacing and crack system rim-riding rip configuration. Using a field of half-C sprats, and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps, and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of one half meter from the damper crown to the spurve plinths. How? Well, we bolster twelve husk nuts to each girldle-jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch-hamplers. Then, pin-flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden-apexes of the jim-joist.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That was the funniest part of the series.

      • slumbrew

        Whoever it was at Amazon that failed to properly promote that series should be flogged.

      • Fatty Bolger

        That, and Cocaine Red.

      • Mojeaux

        “No.”

        Good choice, Blandings.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I hate it when my plasmonic polaritons get mixed up with my gammatronic gravitons.

      • Gender Traitor
      • Ted S.

        I had a vendor give a presentation wherein he said his company had modified AFM tips to emit plasmonic polaritons.

        Just the tips?

      • Not Adahn

        Well, yeah. They’re the only part small enough to work.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        That’s what I keep telling the Spousal Unit.

    • Q Continuum

      Think of it the next time you’re fucking your sister.

  6. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

    All of this, please

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I just realized this could apply to the Sims game I’m about to play

      • Hyperion

        Sims game you are about to play? What Sims game?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        The Sims 3

      • Hyperion

        How’s the killin and lootin?

  7. creech

    “Virgo: 4 of Cups – Weariness, disgust, aversion, imaginary vexations.”
    Hey, aren’t horoscopes supposed to change from week to week? This is just “Groundhog Day.”

  8. Mojeaux

    Taurus: The Sun – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment.

    Hmmmm. Fortunate marriage is ongoing (although lately, after watching true crime shows and reading r/AmITheAsshole, I have become aware of how terribly wrong it could have gone). Very blessed on several levels.

    Contentment. I don’t think I’ll ever truly get there. Chronic anxiety. We have a nice nest egg and a plan. Still can’t shake the feeling of impending penury.

    Material happiness. Well, I can’t think of one thing I need or want, although I’d like my books out of storage to put in my pretty new bookcases. I love looking at my books and knickknacks and art.

  9. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    I call bullshit. None of these prognostications include “strong possibility of global nuclear conflict.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wouldn’t that be the Sun reversed?

    • Mojeaux

      It’s almost like you’re just watching trailers, eating popcorn, and waiting for the movie to start.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        “Honey, you might wanna put some jam in your pocket, ’cause we’re about to be toast.”

        Yeah, my humour can be black sometimes. Sue me.

    • Not Adahn

      That would be Mats the Sun and Saturn. This week is Mars the Sun and Mercury.

  10. Not Adahn

    I watched NuDune on 4k. I was surprised at how much it held up to a second viewing. I don’t know if it’s a setting I had on my TV or BluRay, or if it as recorded this way, but the dynamic range was so much better than the theatrical version. The loud bits were loud and the soft bits were soft without having to extend out from “KABLOOIE” to “inaudible.”

    The special features were fairly meh. The most disappointing thing was realizing that the alien writing system was a direct cypher to the Roman alphabet.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I quite liked it. I was prepared to hate it à la Dune-the-movie-mid-1980s, but it was much more visually audacious and seemed to distill the central ideas of the book more parsimoniously (if that makes any sense). I could even imagine myself knowing nothing about the book and still “getting” the movie.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Wouldn’t mind watching again…but my now that we know the rest of it will come out, my proclivities force me to wait for the inevitable BR box set.

      • Not Adahn

        Eh, if it’s a franchise I want to show support for, I’ll get them all.

        For Neon Genesis Evangelion, I have the original ADV Films DVDs, the Platnium Edition, the Platinum Edition compact form factor, The ADV Film directors cut, the Hong Kong import with no publisher listed, the U.S. Manga movies, and DVDs and BluRays of the Rebuild series

      • The Last American Hero

        Sounds like my collection of Rush recordings.

      • Sensei

        Any version that doesn’t have “Fry Me to the Moon” at the end isn’t canon.

        Found on my playlist – refuse to click as I boycott every single video with the word “reacts” in the title.

      • LCDR_Fish

        I do that for some items/movies/series – not too many these days… I sold the ADV discs after the Platinum collection came out. Also, decided to wait for the Rebirth blu-ray set after I bought 1.01 on DVD and then 1.11 came out a month or two later.

      • Sensei

        My favorite bit of trivia is what Gainax’s next project was:

        Kare Kano

        Hideaki Anno got into a pissing match with the manga author and the series essentially got cut short. It’s still a good example of anime that are no longer made. It makes actual use of the animation to convey the story in ways that can’t be done in other forms.

    • WTF

      I started watching Vikings Valhalla on Netflix. I should have known better. Lots of strong womyn raiders who can defeat multiple men twice their size, and we even have Jarl Haakon Sigurdsson, an actual historical figure, played by a black woman. I noped right the fuck out.
      Apologies if already posted.

      • Ted S.

        Sigurðsson, played by a woman? And a non-white woman, no less?

      • WTF

        Yup. When she appeared, I said to my wife “what in the ever loving fuck?! Makes as much sense as a show about Shaka Zulu where Shake is played by a white woman. Insanity. The fucking left ruins everything.

      • dbleagle

        Thanks for saving me the wasted time watching it.

      • Don escaped Texas

        same

    • Fatty Bolger

      I enjoyed the movie, but was very disappointed with how it looked and sounded on HBO Max. After watching I checked into it, and realized the problem was the garbage app for the PS5. Tried on on the TV directly, and it looked and sounded amazing. I didn’t re-watch, because we’re going to save that for when the next one comes out.

  11. DEG

    Wise administration, circumspection, economy, avarice, precaution, testament.

    Hmm…. I don’t see how my getting sick works into that.

    Nice dog pictures.

  12. Brochettaward

    I…AM…FIRSTER MAN

    Has he lost his mind?
    Can he see or is he blind?
    Can he walk at all
    Or, if he moves, will he fall?

    • Cy Esquire

      Are you… some kind of crazy person?

      • Brochettaward

        The only thing crazy in this world is being second.

  13. DEG

    OT: Chris Sununu orders NH Liquor Stores to stop selling Russian products

    New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signed an executive order Saturday directing the state Liquor and Wine Outlets to remove Russian-made and branded spirits.

    Sununu said the move is mainly symbolic, but the Russian liquor industry could be impacted if other states follow New Hampshire’s lead.

    “We see whats happening. People are losing their lives,” Sununu said. “It’s unprovoked aggression, and if we can get New Hampshire to do their part and take these products off of the Russian shelves—I dont know anyone buying that garbage right now, frankly—its a good thing and its a step we can make.”

    • Mojeaux

      He does like having that bit in his teeth, doesn’t he?

    • Don escaped Texas

      no, sorry, the answer we were looking for was “embargo”

      the judges would have also accepted pointless posturing to mindless constituents or a lovely diatribe on how Biden’s doing it all wrong

    • slumbrew

      ‘Live Free Or Die (unless you want to buy liquor from anyone but the State)’

      • Don escaped Texas

        Florida seems to slip ahead by a fender on the inside, but NH is carrying that high line speed that may well pay off down the backstretch

        https://www.freedominthe50states.org/

      • db

        People in Ohio and Pennsylvania both seem to thing that taxes are lower in Ohio. However, according to a friend of mine who is an accountant and prepares taxes as a side gig, among his clients, OH and PA residents are about even–Ohio has higher local taxes, while PA has higher state taxes (income). PA definitely loses on gas taxes–here we pay a premium of 30 to 50 cents per gallon more than in Ohio, depending on where in Ohio you go.

      • Fatty Bolger

        You have state tax, pretty average rates I think. But every locality has a tax too, usually 1-2%. Well, that’s not too bad, right? Except:

        1. It’s on the pre-tax gross. No deductions, exemptions, cap, etc.

        2. You pay it based on where you live, your local school district, and where you work. It can really add up because of #1.

      • Gender Traitor

        I don’t know all the details, but in Ohio, at least, many municipalities give credit based on tax withheld where you work so you don’t have to also pay full freight where you live. (I think it also depends on which has the higher rate.) Also, not all school districts have an income tax.

      • whiz

        Do these take into account COVID mandates, because I see some obvious problems with that list.

      • Don escaped Texas

        great question: food for thought

        I’m pretty sure about some things, but this sort of thing is just subjective to me. Questions like yours are the part I enjoy most.

        Here in Memphis, there has been little state interference: my misery has been considerable, completely the result of local government. I don’t know how you score that one: how many demerits does TN deserve for not shouting down the local tyrants?

      • whiz

        Yes, city-specific laws do make it more difficult to rate states.

        And just like all attempts to rate states, how you weight the various factors (or even evaluate them in some cases), is in the eye of the beholder.

    • Not Adahn

      Russian branded?

      Like anything with the word “Rasputin” on it?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “I don’t know anyone buying that garbage right now”
      OK, problem solved then. The people that want to buy that garbage should be able to if they want to though.

    • Hyperion

      I bougtht a nice bottle of Beluga last night just because I hear they were starting this non-sense. Look, take that Putin, we’re going to unish Russians who make a product people want to buy, that will show you! Duh! Now I’m off to buy a case or Beluga, it’s good stuff.

      • Hyperion

        Man these type-os are killing me. Looks like giving up beer kills your probiotics and brain cells as well.

  14. Sean

    Got all four on Quordle. Yay me.

    • Fatty Bolger

      6 5
      8 4

      4/4 so far, but it’s taken 8 or 9 guesses each time.

    • slumbrew

      Some cute butts (and some big culos)

    • WTF

      Nice.

    • Mojeaux

      That innocent little mouse “plink” right before clicking on CTRL-ALT-DEL.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Do the Russians have any terms of victory? or is this a big waste of Blood and treasure?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes. They announced their basic terms before the invasion.

        1) Crimea and Sevastopol are now part of Russia
        2) The Donbas region is an independent country(s)
        3) Shelling of the Donbas region by Eastern Ukraine must stop
        4) Ukraine must put in writing never to join NATO

        Now they’re obviously going to gut the existing Ukrainian government and install a friendly regime if/when they succeed. So add that. They have a list of other specific objectives.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I know that silly, but he knew he wasn’t going to get that so what’s the end game now?

      • Sean

        Death and destruction.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You can read the full text of his speech here

    • Fatty Bolger

      Wife and I were watching news on what’s going on, and man, the Russians look really disorganized. I’m 100% against intervening, but we could essentially wipe out most of their invading forces in a matter of minutes.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And their remaining forces (the bulk of their military) staged in Russia would step up and all restraints would be removed. Not to mention the risk of nuclear escalation.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I think it’s probably safe to assume that the rest of the army is just as disorganized, if not more so. But yeah, the nukes still work. Which is why Putin has made sure to mention them.

      • WTF

        From the analyses I’ve seen, their training, logistics, motivation and ability to execute seem really lacking.

      • Sean

        I don’t see how Putin stays in power here. Perhaps I’m too naive.

        He seems to have miscalculated, big time.

        And all of NATO is sending weaponry now.

      • WTF

        All of NATO is sending weaponry and also bulking up NATO defenses. Before the invasion I read a
        few military analysts predicting that trying to take all of Ukraine in a large scale strike wouldn’t go well, largely for the factors we’re seeing, not to mention long term guerrilla war with the West aiding the Ukrainians tying up the bulk of Russia’s army in a costly attempt at occupation. And that therefore Putin wouldn’t actually do it.
        Oh well.

      • Hyperion

        With the supposed number one fighting power in the West tripping over themselves to prove that our army will be made of pink and blue haired Xes and girly boys, you don’t suppose that emboldened Putin a little? Add to that, that our supposed leader is a diaper shitting turnip. Putin probably could not pick a more opportune time to get bold and he knows that.

      • WTF

        Oh absolutely, he smells weakness in the West. But that doesn’t improve his military, and the woke brigade still has a way to go before they degrade our military to the level of Russia.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, but the culture is already in place and it’s going to weaken our military’s will to even fight. Which was the intention they had when their master, Xi, gave them the marching orders.

      • Brochettaward

        Before the invasion I read a
        few military analysts predicting that trying to take all of Ukraine in a large scale strike wouldn’t go well, largely for the factors we’re seeing, not to mention long term guerrilla war with the West aiding the Ukrainians tying up the bulk of Russia’s army in a costly attempt at occupation.

        Putin has stated they don’t intend to occupy, and for military reasons I believe him. I think he’s seen the result of Americans trying to do that in Iraq and Afghanistan.

        I think the goal is to take Kiev. Decapitate the Ukrainian military, install a puppet government and get out. His limited objectives would have been achieved.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So far, his stated goals and his actions have aligned. That was true in Georgia as well.

        Let’s hope it stays that way.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Decapitation is clearly the strategy. But if it fails, what then?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Probably nothing good and potentially some very bad things.

        A desperate former major power with nuclear weapons that perceives an unacceptable strategic risk to its very existence is not something we want.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Escalation until the goal is achieved? They can’t go shock and awe, as that’ll get NATO involved. They can turn up the heat on the frog, though. Perhaps set up some false flags to “justify” the escalations?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t see an off-ramp for Russia now. Again, they view this as an existential conflict and have set the terms as such.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Agreed. Losing is not an option for them. However, direct conflict with NATO is not an option, either. They lose a conventional war in weeks, and everybody loses a nuclear war.

        The only “win” for them is to thread the needle. Just enough force to conquer Ukraine. Not enough force to engender more than wagged fingers from the West. Is there actually a needle to be threaded? Dunno. I really hope they don’t just say “fuck it” and rely on the nuclear deterrent to keep NATO out of the fight. I don’t trust Biden to respond with caution. Not in an election year after a couple years of being labeled as weak.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I don’t know. I’m not nearly as optimistic that Russia can’t clean Europe’s clock, if the US doesn’t intervene. They’ve been heavily pulling punches against Ukraine to minimize causalities. The Russian squad captured here and an vehicle convoy destroyed there are mainly morale boosters, and I haven’t seen anything that shows Russia is seriously bogged down.

        Even if the US intervenes, Russia also has tactical battlefield nukes in the fractional kiloton range designed to wipe out conventional military targets. This isn’t going to be like invading Iraq.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Even if the US intervenes, Russia also has tactical battlefield nukes in the fractional kiloton range designed to wipe out conventional military targets. This isn’t going to be like invading Iraq.

        To clarify, the US could take Russia in a conventional war at any time. But it would be bloody with guaranteed escalation on both sides. I don’t see any path once Article V is invoked that this wouldn’t escalate to nuclear exchange against cities.

      • WTF

        And then when he gets out, what happens to the puppet government? From what I’ve seen of the Ukrainians the past few days I would expect some “puppets” decorating some lamp posts.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And after this, would Ukraine be less or more likely to desire the protection of NATO or similar military alliances?

      • Hyperion

        “I think he’s seen the result of Americans trying to do that in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

        And Russia did that first and Putin was around to see it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep and Kiev is now surrounded. It’s going to get very bloody if they don’t hash out a deal but the outcome is not in doubt. As for the capability or lack thereof of the military, I think people here are falling for propaganda. Are they at our level? Of course not but this is day four and they’ve been relatively restrained in their actions.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There’s an immense amount of propaganda roiling about. I’m suspect of any claims being made about the actual current state of the military action.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Remember when that moron Trump told NATO members they needed to step up their defense spending, and stop relying so heavily on oil from Russia? Ha-ha, what an idiot!

      • WTF

        “Uh, the 80s called, they want their foreign policy back.”
        That really aged well.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah, what was that clown thinking?

  15. juris imprudent

    Holy crap, Chelsea and Liverpool are through 9 rounds on penalties.

    • juris imprudent

      Now for the keepers!

      • juris imprudent

        Arrizabalaga misses and Liverpool win.

      • Not Adahn

        Do you smell toast?

    • slumbrew

      The Beautiful Game

  16. Pope Jimbo

    Aries: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

    When I scrolled fast, all I saw was “Aries: 10 gain inches …..”

    For a few seconds I was pissed about unfair life is.

    • Hyperion

      I guess that might equate to wealth is you become a jiggalo and start attracting them wealthy Gilfs.