Sunday Morning Florida Man Links

by | Feb 27, 2022 | Daily Links | 261 comments

So… interesting news. Apparently, OMWC got a batch of counterfeit PPE of substandard quality and may be away for longer than just the weekend. Just depends on how long the trip lasts.

I made the mistake of asking Spud “where are they usually found?” In regards to this headline. I know better than to ask that of a career first responder.

It was a creative try.

Have you tried staking its heart and cutting off its head? I was once locally famous in the IT department of a Florida government agency for a long rant about the uselessness of COBOL after one of the mainframe guys wouldn’t take my name off his distro list of mainframe current events. Something about strapping a rocket engine to a horse-drawn carriage not making it a racecar, if I remember correctly.

Dude, never apologize. You’re Florida Man!

This is one for Mrs. L. She would leave me in an instant for Jon Frusciante. Similarly, if Gat Gadot was interested in me, I would drop her like a hot rock.

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

261 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Nice flag!

    I’ve never seen that before.

  2. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  3. Count Potato

    “”That’s what we see in banana republics,” the judge said. “That’s what we see in countries like we’re experiencing now over in Ukraine. That’s where we’re headed if we don’t do something to stop it. And I don’t know what we do to stop it.””

    Oh, fuck off.

    “Prosecutors said they received a tip during plea negotiations with Johnson that he intended to publish a memoir. His plea agreement includes an unusual provision that requires him to relinquish compensation from any book, script, song, interview or product bearing his name or likeness, for up to five years.”

    Assholes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t try to keep judges from their holier than thou pontificating, it’s a fool’s errand.

    • Tonio

      Relinquish compensation to who, exactly? My guess is the government.

      But it’s not about the compensation. They don’t want people saying anything that contradicts the government narrative about Jan 6.

      • TARDis

        Reason I wish I was a billionaire #35,112:

        I would pay the dude 99 cents for his memoir. Then I would have him paint me a picture that captures his angst and sense of hopelessness. For that I would pay $5 million in crypto.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        So much this. But, at this point, what with Biden seriously underwater, and most people saying that Ukraine wouldn’t be where it is right now, what with the Russians and all that, if we still had the Trump in office, I don’t think that is working out like Nancy girl thought it would.

    • cyto

      I had already copied that clip to post… Holy crap. No sense of irony at all!!

      Or maybe they are all laughing behind their double layered cloth masks as they gleefully gaslight the world.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is relinquishing all compensation a statutory punishment for the crimes he’s pleading to? No? Then the non-banana republic judge tossed that portion of the plea agreement, right?

  4. Tres Cool

    “Johnson, a stay-at-home father, is married to a medical doctor and hasn’t had to work for the past 11 years, prosecutors said.”

    THAT dude bagged an MD? No way…please tell me she’s a chiropractor or more along the lines of Dr. Jill Biden.

    • Tres Cool

      “Johnson and his wife have received death threats, his lawyers said.”

      Well yeah. From the US gov’t for starters.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Prosecutors said they received a tip during plea negotiations with Johnson that he intended to publish a memoir.

    My Life and Hard Times.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Johnson bragged that he “broke the internet” and was “finally famous,” prosecutors said. They argued that his actions at the Capitol “illustrate his sense of entitlement and privilege.”

    Nothing is more terrifying than a Morlock who thinks he’s human.

    • rhywun

      He probably even thinks Nancy works for him and not the other way around, SMDH.

  7. Tres Cool

    “COBOL has also become an old (though still quite reliable) clunker in the high-speed world of programming languages and software development.”

    See also: AS-400

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Cost me a pretty penny to get off that system.

      But it would have cost me more to build the integrations to it for future needs.

      • Tres Cool

        The few AS/400 guys I know remind me of HP calculator users when it comes to defending how their archaic, antiquated, system, is still the best.

        /uses HP-41CX daily

      • rhywun

        +1 slide rule

      • Tres Cool

        Heh. I still have my Dad’s Keuffel & Esser slide rule on my desk.
        I can add & subtract with it, but that’s about the extent of time Ive invested into learning to use it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I still use an RPN calculator on my phone. Somebody stole my HP-42S years ago. To me, that was the perfect calculator model.

      • Tres Cool

        I have the memory expansion module for mine….its 8kb

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Are you saying she’s got junk in her trunk? That it’s the PAWG of calculators?

      • Sensei

        Old finance guy.

        HP 12C.

      • slumbrew

        I wonder what I did with my 12C? Probably in a box in the basement, somewhere.

        Haven’t used it since school, I think.

      • slumbrew

        Wait, no – 17b maybe? Financial calc, but not RPN.

      • Sensei

        17B V2 will do both RPN and algebraic

        The 12 is just simpler, but I used both.

      • Plinker762

        I use my HP-48GX or 48 phone app. daily.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I still have my 48SX, along with a 32S.

        I’ve got several of the newer overseas models but they don’t have the same feel.

      • rhywun

        I have a 32S but I can’t figure out what kind of batteries it needs.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        I use my HP-48GX or 48 phone app. daily.

        As do I.

        It warms my black heart to see so many calculator nerds here.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        HP-15C, HP-17B, HP-19BII. Still have the 17B (the 15C and the 19BII went to A Better Place). Batteries are killers, though.

        Oh, and when I was a teen, I also bought an HP calculator (specific model # escapes me, but it was around 1974/75) that used the old 7-seg LED display; that thing went through its battery charge like a pig, but I loved it. Belt holster and everything.

        NERDZ ROOL!

        Nowadays, I use the paid version of RealCalc (I paid ’cause I HATE ADS) on my ‘Droid phone; not sexy, but it does everything I want and I can import .XML files to expand its unit conversion capabilities if’n I want. And of course, as is true of cameras, the best calculator is the one you actually have to hand when you need it.

      • whiz

        RPN is the bomb. I cried when my HP 32SII died. So I went on the internet and bought a used one.

      • robc

        My HP-29S is somewhere in storage right now. I will have it back next weekend.

        There are better ones, I am sure, as I bought mine in 1988. However, reverse polish is an absolute requirement for any calculator, including the one I use on my phone.
        And I have yet to find a phone RP calculator that works as smoothly as my HP.

      • robc

        28S, typing is hard.

      • Gender Traitor

        I found an old TI-81 lying around the office years ago and brought it home.

        Maybe one of these days I’ll learn how to use it.

      • Spartacus

        You all probably know this already, but the pedant in me can’t resist…postfix notation is called Reverse Polish because it was first developed and advocated for by a group of Polish logicians in the 1920s. I cannot remember any of their names offhand.

    • Don escaped Texas

      I miss my reference piles of green bar tractor feed

      pulling up spreadsheets on my cellphone is making me soft

    • Rat on a train

      About 15 years ago I was writing a data parser in Python for a government data source. I had the structure but needed some business rules. I asked for documentation. I received COBOL.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve been at my new job for a few years now, but I still put in a few consulting hours a week for my old job, where they write software schools use to track everything. A lot of it is still in COBOL. Think Ferriss Beuller changing his attendance. Not making the effort to replace those COBOL screens was the difference between becoming a big player and just scraping by with a few remaining customers.

    • juris imprudent

      high-speed world of programming languages and development?

      Doing the same shit over and over again and calling it original? You want a rant sonny, I’ll give you a rant about how nothing has improved since the fucking Mythical Man Month was first published. Every goddam thing done today is just what was done 50 years ago, but with more bloat and inefficiency – oh, and with a whole new set of buzzwords (describing the same old shit) every 4 to 5 years. What a fucking retarded business the whole damn thing is.

      • cyto

        Someone was late for their stand-up scrum…

      • juris imprudent

        That’s merely the latest bit of stupidity in the business.

      • rhywun

        I have four of them every day.

      • robc

        Someone doesn’t understand how agile works.

        The only good thing I will say about agile is that everything is better than the waterfall model, so that includes agile.

        Release early, release often is good. Waterfall is stupid. How you get there is a management problem, and the biggest problem with scrum and other agile concepts is that management doesn’t understand them. Or, worse, does, but refuses to follow it.

        On the other hand, a former co-worker of mine (who was big into cross-fit so had no real room to talk) said that he lost all respect for scrum when they started calling things “ceremonies”.

      • cyto

        Some people need that sort of nonsense and social recognition. Those people are not on the IT side of the table.

      • juris imprudent

        Hahaha – you haven’t seen the govt version of agile, have you? Waterfall makes more sense.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No shop talk on the weekend!

      • Don escaped Texas

        It took considerable argument to convince the German automotive suppliers I worked for that cheaper injection molding tools were the better play. With tools that last a million shots, the delay to release is driven by the need to be perfect and minimize later revision.

        Using the cheapest material that would product acceptable product allowed an early move from prototyping to pre-production. Later, with all the money saved from the original material choice, a complete set of upgraded tools can be validated with whatever improvements and correction are needed. With a large tool (for a part between a breadbox and a doghouse), the costs either way were similar, but the freedom, speed, risk, and change management were much easier by simply capitulating in project management to a prompt second-phase revision before the first was ever built.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Doing the same shit over and over again and calling it original?

        Do you have a newsletter? This here dinosaur would like to subscribe.

        Also, Long live COBOL! When inflation eats up my retirement savings, I’ll still have my mad COBOL skillz to fall back on.

      • Sensei

        Well, somebody has to keep FedGov’s transfer and Soc Sec systems printing the checks.

  8. Count Potato

    “The SIMPSONS release specially commissioned cartoon of Homer, Bart and family holding blue and yellow flags in a ‘show of solidarity’ with Ukraine as show’s executive producer says it’s important to be ‘vigilant about defending freedom'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10554469/The-SIMPSONS-release-specially-commissioned-cartoon-family-holding-Ukraine-flags.html

    “SNL gets serious: Show ditches traditional cold open for moving performance of Ukrainian national anthem. Host John Mulaney cracks jokes about rehab and having a baby with Olivia Munn… but makes no mention of the wife he ditched”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10556467/SNL-forgoes-traditional-cold-opening-moving-performance-Ukrainian-national-anthem.html

    I don’t remember all this when China took over Hong Kong.

    • Tres Cool

      Or Georgia?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Well, there was McCain who was pushing hard for us to get involved in that shitshow.

    • rhywun

      It is weirdly coordinated response from all over. Offshoot of “Russia! Russia! Russia!”…?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Given that the administration is desperate to change the narrative, do you have any doubt that the DNC is pushing it through their media channels?

      • Drake

        Now Russia will be blamed for inflation, gas prices, supply chains, and anything else our administration fucks up.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        And only morons will buy it. Unfortunately the world is replete with morons.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep, and what Stinky said.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just as long as Hank Azaria doesn’t voice a Ukrainian character.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But his portrayal of a British Raj was spot on

  9. Cy Esquire

    “The image of Adam Johnson smiling and waving as he carried Pelosi’s podium went viral after the pro-Trump mob’s attack on Jan. 6, 2021. Johnson placed the podium in the center of the Capitol Rotunda, posed for pictures and pretended to make a speech, prosecutors said.”

    2 months in prison? For moving a fucking podium?

    Gee I guess he should’ve just looted a target or something? Maybe kick the shit out of some elderly shop owners? After all, only certain types of social justice are allowed in our ‘free’ country. Oh, and where is the guy who is responsible for the only fatality of the day? Did he spend a single day in jail?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Selective enforcement for the win. People with certain viewpoints can get away with all kinds of shit, people with others can’t.

    • juris imprudent

      pretended to make a speech

      Mocking the High Priestess of Democracy? He should be crucified!

    • cyto

      How long did they hold him before the deal?

      • Ownbestenemy

        He was one of the lucky ones apparently and was out on his own recognizance.

  10. Cy Esquire

    Brett L: just incase no one has mentioned it to you, that description is on point!

  11. The Late P Brooks

    It’s never too late to buttress the narrative

    Two preprint studies posted Saturday offer further evidence that the coronavirus originated in animals and spread to humans in late 2019 at the Huanan Seafood Market in Wuhan, China.

    One of the studies – neither of which has been peer-reviewed or published in a professional journal – used spatial analysis to show that the earliest known Covid-19 cases, diagnosed in December 2019, were centered on the market. The researchers also report that environmental samples that tested positive for the virus, SARS-CoV-2, were strongly associated with live-animal vendors.

    The other study says the two major viral lineages were the result of at least two events in which the virus crossed species into humans. The first transmission most likely happened in late November or early December 2019, the researchers say, and the other lineage was probably introduced within weeks of the first event.

    Experts have roundly condemned the theory of a laboratory origin for the virus, saying that there’s no proof of such origins or of a leak. Many of the researchers behind the new studies were also participants in a review published last summer that said the pandemic almost certainly originated with an animal, probably at a wildlife market.

    They’re EXPERTS, dammit! who are you to question them?

    • rhywun

      AYFKM?

      Oh, it’s CNN.

    • juris imprudent

      They’re EXPERTS, dammit! who are you to question them?

      If they face no consequences for being wrong, then anything they have to say has no value.

    • whiz

      Are these the same “experts” (I can use scare quotes, too) that have connections to Wuhan?

  12. Drake

    I hope this real.

    “Russia claims that Ukraine had agreed to meet its delegation in Belarusian city of Gomel. The move came after Zelensky had a phone call with Lukashenko, RIA reports.

    The negotiations will take place in the border area between Ukraine and Belarus, RIA adds, citing a local Belarus news site.”

    https://gab.com/disclosetv/posts/107870126808446923

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I certainly hope so. The sooner this ends, the better.

      • The Last American Hero

        I lost a lot of respect for Malice after the Dave Smith interview when the invasion began. US actions over the last 30 years haven’t helped this situation, but hanging everything bad that happens on us is pretty sad.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The new studies take this area of research “to a new level” and are the strongest evidence yet that the pandemic had animal-related (or zoonotic) origins, Michael Worobey, a professor and head of ecology and evolutionary biology at the University of Arizona told CNN. Worobey was lead author on the geographical study and co-author on the other paper.

    He called the findings “game, set and match” for the theory that the pandemic originated in a lab. “It’s no longer something that makes sense to imagine that this started any other way.”

    Worobey likened the pattern of the coronavirus’ initial spread to a firework, with the market at its center. The explosion started in late 2019, but the pattern had changed completely by January or February 2020, the hallmark of a virus “seeping into the local community.”

    That lab was blocks away! Our model proves it could not have been the point of origin.

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s just a really big coincidence that the virus happened to first appear near one of a handful of labs in the entire world that does research on making that very specific kind of virus jump from animal to human.

    • cyto

      Yeah, that is such a silly analysis. One dude from the lab grabbing lunch at the market explains their “results” better than an animal source.

      Worse, if I read that right, they are claiming two distinct zoonotic transmissions in the same location within 2 weeks.

      At that point you are just lying. Two separate wild animals are brought to a market on separate occasions, both happen to be infected with closely related but distinct strains of a novel coronavirus that is infectious to humans?

      Who the hell wrote that? That is so completely implausible, it is almost like they are just screwing with you.

    • whiz

      I seem to remember that they tested animals in the market and found no trace of the virus. But animals with various viruses from all over southeast Asia that were related to COVID were brought to the Wuhan lab.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Now Russia will be blamed for inflation, gas prices, supply chains, and anything else our administration fucks up.

    We cannot allow a vodka martini gap.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Polish made Sobieski is better than the Russian stuff anyway. Cheaper too.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Vodka always tasted like dirty dishwater mixed with rubbing alcohol, to me.

    • Trigger Hippie

      *shrugs*

      Still better than gin. Gin tastes like stomach cancer.

      • Sean

        Both of you are weird.

      • MikeS

        I’m on Team Sean on this one.

      • slumbrew

        Gin is just flavored vodka.

      • Brawndo

        No, gin tastes like a Christmas tree

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      OK, rum then.

    • Akira

      Vodka always tasted like dirty dishwater mixed with rubbing alcohol, to me.

      I was never a big fan of vodka either. The best vodka in the world (according to vodka “experts”) has no taste whatsoever, and it only gets worse from there. It literally ranges from “god-awful” to “completely neutral”. Other spirits – if you’ve sprung for sufficient quality – are actually something you’d want to taste. I’d much rather go for one of those.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    I made it to the end of Reacher. Good thing they didn’t drag it out much more, because I was having some difficulty maintaining my suspension of derisive incredulity.

    Good dialog, though.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Started out ok, got progressively worse with each episode.

      • cyto

        Not as good as their other big series… But I give them some rope. Many great TV series took some time to get their feet under them.

        I actually did a “background noise” rewatch this weekend. I did not even bother with the final boss battle.

  17. The Other Kevin

    I’m not buying the “Russian army is full of inept clowns” thing. Maybe they are meeting more resistance than they expected, but no way Putin would trust something this high profile to anyone other than his best. And as a lot of you said, Russia has no problem putting the hammer down mercilessly, so they’re probably holding back right now.

    This is just like Coronavirus coverage, I have no idea what the truth is or who to listen to anymore.

    • cyto

      Ukraine is almost 50% bigger than Iraq. Claiming that taking more than 2 days to overwhelm and pacify a country that size is inept, or even unexpected is kinda silly. Plus, the terrain is not flat desert like Iraq. They gotta follow roads and bridges, etc.

      There is no way Putin’s generals budgeted 4 days for the invasion and conquest. Pretending that they are in a panic is kinda crazy.

      • Don escaped Texas

        Poland took five weeks

        Virginia took a century

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Virginia took 4 years, 5 generals, and a whole lot of dead.

      • robc

        They still havent managed to take WV back and its been over 150 years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only thing I can think of was hoping the ‘we can take out all your shit’ at any moment would have made Z and his government grovel. They didn’t expect to move into an urban combat environment with large amounts of boots and hardware on the ground.

      • cyto

        You could interpret it that way…

        Or you could interpret it as a measured approach intended to avoid civilian casualties and minimize overall casualties.

        Remember Iraq? All the shock and awe designed to avoid collateral damage? (,There is a solid turn of phrase. Collateral damage)

        From TV coverage and even Ukraine propaganda, I would call resistance “light and sporadic”.

        Picture US forces against tank columns. Burned out equipment everywhere. You don’t see much of that. Columns of Russian troops walking into the city perimeter behind light trucks. That is a fat target if you are putting up “heavy resistance”.

        My wild-ass guess is that both sides are trying hard to minimize loss of life. Because if they weren’t, some much more violent munitions and tactics are available.

    • Brawndo

      Latest theory I’m seeing is Russia’s real goal is raiding some US run bioweapon labs in Ukraine or something. Maybe some relation to origins of covid

      • cyto

        Fat chance. If that is all they wanted, they could have just driven over and raided the place. They had tons of troops and vehicles in the country already.

      • juris imprudent

        I’d venture to say that wherever you saw that, you avoid said place in the future.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Dailymail coverage

      The dailymail is pretty good with coverage. While the Fog of War would lend to the idea that who knows whats really happening, the Ukrainians are fighting Russians, helping their own people get out of the line of fire, and gather After Action Report information.

      Elon musk turned on Starlink for Ukrainians to use and report destroyed Russian vehicles, so the tally of Russia vehicle casualties might be fairly accurate. Even the Ukrainians are not trying to count Russian dead. Makes sense since vehicle counting is easier than Russia dead and wounded

      It appears that Russian forces are fighting in Kiev, Kharkov, Odessa, and Maripul. That would mean Russia has enough troops to conduct those operations and any losses taken so far were not enough to stop them…yet.

      Its also a fact that Ukraine is still holding their own against the Russian Army Day 4 going into Day 5.

  18. Don escaped Texas

    To cripple a major country’s central bank is totally wild, and unprecedented. Particularly when that country is already facing a major economic and financial crisis. Perhaps difficult for those not versed in monetary and financial policy to comprehend just how significant it is.— Steven Hamilton (@SHamiltonian) February 26, 2022

    Being an agorist sitting on a pile of shotgun shells and beanieweanies as Russian tanks roll into your home town isn’t the answer to everything, but it seems like a start

    • cyto

      How significant is it if China invites them to swim in their pool?

  19. LCDR_Fish

    via twitter, looks like the Kharkiv advance stalled completely – also a failed thunder run with light trucks and some armored carriers lighting up a de-armed monument BRDM. Good times. I’m not too worried about Ukraine at this point. Even the Spetznaz – who appear to be being used as mech/motorized infantry don’t look to be too effective. (also some shots of airstrikes against stalled convoys, etc).

    Also…not sure why Germany giving weapons to Ukraine would get Putin’s ire up. Poland has already given them a lot of materiel.

    Oh, and now the Ukrainian members of the French Foreign Legion are reportedly being allowed to head to Ukraine with their gear (not sure if confirmed yet or not).

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Justice sweeps the nation like fire in dry grass

    Baristas at a Starbucks (SBUX) cafe in Arizona on Friday became the third store to vote in favor of union representation, the latest in a rising wave of organized labor pushes at multiple locations across U.S. cities.

    The Mesa, Arizona cafe is one of dozens inspired by last year’s vote in Buffalo. That location became the first of Starbucks’ workers to vote for union representation, in the face of the coffee giant’s open opposition. After the eligible vote count, 25 workers at the Mesa location voted in favor of the measure, compared to 3 who voted against.

    Yet three votes were challenged and two were deemed ineligible, while another was unclear about the workers eligibility.

    “I am super excited. This is like enormous for the entire country for all Starbucks workers across the whole. This takes it from, East Coast all the way to West Coast,” Tyler Ralston, a barista at Mesa’s Power and Baseline store.

    A modern day Jimmy Hoffa.

    • rhywun

      The walls are closing in on Big Café.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Idiot kids who never worked in an union environment or for a unionized company.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep. When they find out that boomer old man that has been working there for 10 years cause they are bored in retirement gets all the fat bennys we eill hear cries that they are marginalized.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wait til they either have location seniority or company wide seniority. Or bumping rights. There’s a thousand ways that “fairness for everyone” turns out to fuck a specific person.

      • Akira

        There’s a thousand ways that “fairness for everyone” turns out to fuck a specific person.

        Labor unions are giant corporations with leadership salaries in the millions. They make money by bringing workers under their control and charging them dues. They’ve just been amazingly successful at marketing themselves as benevolent organizations to help the poor,downtrodden workers.

    • cyto

      That tuckermax guy is in my head. You guys know I have been borderline obsessed with the media propaganda machine ever since Trump broke the facade… And now it is just ludicrous.

      “1. Hero stories popup immediately, that end up not being true.

      The 13 guards telling the Russian naval ship to fuck off (turns out they surrendered), the “Ghost of Kyiv” (doesn’t seem to be true), the sunflower seed story, etc…

      MOST telling, media runs them uncritically.”

      That is just bog standard propaganda.

      But

      “2. The biggest weird thing to me: no one stopped buying oil/gas from Russia.

      Germany said they will keep buying.

      US State Dept went so far as to say, EXPLICITLY, that sanctions are designed to NOT stop the flow of gas.

      What? Those exports are 30% of the Russian economy.”

      Are you guys seeing that mentioned anywhere?

      Every mention of sanctions is filled with modifiers… “Harsh”, “severe”, “crippling”…. Never “weak and innefectial” which would be more accurate. Hell, they don’t even mention that the pipeline sanctions are less than the ones Biden unilaterally cancelled a year ago.

      I vacillate on this one… Are they cynical and venal in believing everyone will buy any lie they tell? Or do they truly love Big Brother and truly and instantly believe whatever they are told to believe?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We’ve known for a while that the CIA has media handlers and will feed news stories to the major outlets. And the major outlets are desperate for government feeds, both for being the first to report it and for the status that it brings them.

        A situation like right now is when we’re most likely to be getting what the government wants us to hear.

      • juris imprudent

        As Greenwald and Taibbi have pointed out, it is even worse with ex-spooks actually moving into media to serve as expert analysts. They sure as hell aren’t ever caught criticizing their spooky brethren.

      • Sensei

        I too enjoyed watching Trump break the media.

      • Don escaped Texas

        any lie they tell

        I’m tired of arguing about oil markets and have not further comment on that aspect, but I rise to observe that Team Biden isn’t lying about gas: they truly think they are managing sanctions as well as can be done; whether it works is another matter. Incompetence explains much more about this and most administrations than mendacity.

      • cyto

        Team Biden lying or not lying is kinda beside the point.

        It is the vast swath of media that instantly and unquestioningly believes the lie of the day and runs with it. Or even if today’s lie is the truth. They make no effort to validate or provide context.

        If this were a dictatorship, that would be a useful feature. The ability to unquestioningly believe and repeat and even enhance the story being told by the dictator is an important skill.

        But a democracy depends on an informed populace. That is civics 101. We need a skeptical, honest and competent 4th estate to survive. We need this because ultimately it is the people who are calling the shots. And if we are all lead asstray by propaganda, we cannot correct the errors of our leaders.

        And if you do that for too long you become Moldova or North Korea or Venezuela.

      • juris imprudent

        The ones telling the lies are cynical and venal, the ones believing the lies truly love Big Brother.

  21. westernsloper

    “That’s what we see in banana republics,” the judge said.

    Like placing trespassers in solitary confinement? Like treating elected government officials like royalty? Those kinds of banana republics?

    • rhywun

      Apparently a new chance to right Kelo is coming up next term, so it seems appropriate to add:

      Like taking property from a hundred private owners and handing it to one bigger private owner?

      • juris imprudent

        Oh how I would love to see Stevens knocked on his ass with the overturning of Kelo. CT to write the majority opinion to top it off.

      • Sensei

        But stare decisis….

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’m not even sure they rely on legal terms anymore….just come out and say the leviathan is too powerful cause we unshackled its restraints.

  22. Q Continuum

    ?Sunday, Slutty Sunday?

    https://archive.md/w4QJ5

    The girl in the light blue on the golf cart might be enough to temporarily turn me into an ass man.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Who the hell wrote that? That is so completely implausible, it is almost like they are just screwing with you.

    EXPERTS wrote it. Experts, with highly respected credentials. You are just not capable of understanding higher ratiocination, pleb.

    • juris imprudent

      How about he disclose his funding from NIH/CDC and anything laundered through EcoHealth Alliance?

  24. LCDR_Fish

    Hayek – I sent you DM in the forum and to your proton. Also, I think that specific Daniel prophecy is more focused on the post-exile, pre-Christ period, including the Maccabee revolt and some Antiochus Epiphanes.

    Rhywun – still wish I could play more Fallout 4 – after two 20+ hour runs that stalled out with consistent, unavoidable crashes – on my xbone…. even with the addons removed — not sure if I can avoid that by not doing any base building or other things that might bog down the memory….but who knows. Disappointed at this point and not sure it’s worth restarting unless I could guarantee a smooth playthrough.

    • rhywun

      *looks around nervously*

      I’ve never played Fallout 4. Was that comment for someone else?

      • Ownbestenemy

        He’s a fish, you can’t expect him to keep us all straight to our weird hobbies

      • LCDR_Fish

        Sorry…prob Sean from last thread – icons look the same on my phone or if I’m scrolling too fast. Sorry

        Most crashes started in downtown Boston near Freedom Tour stuff…

      • Sean

        Console version of the game of the year disc is $20 on Amazon.

        *Points to avatar*

        Lots of bang for the buck.

    • Sean

      [FO4] I’m on PS4 with all dlc, but no mods. It’s been pretty stable, and I’ve got heavy settlement builds in most places.

      There was one place in NW (the infirmary) that would reliably crash, but once I cleared the raiders out, it stopped. *shrug*

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m on PC, and form some reason I don’t seem to suffer from the bethesda bugs most people get. I do mod up the wazoo after the first run though attempt. Usually it starts when I get fed up with slowly crawling from merchant to merchant to liquidate my loot, or just slowly crawl back to my stash after a lucrative venture.

        No, I will not drop the junk, especially in FO4 where it’s building materials.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Their model of having the community make their games better is fantastic.

        I have 86 active mods and some of them are big hitters and no issues on a PC wither…even base game.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Me neither.

      • UnCivilServant

        Clearly, it’s the evolved form of the buffalo hat.

    • Not Adahn

      Boy, you’ve got a seraph on yo’ head.

  25. UnCivilServant

    Between 2:30 am and now, pressure in my ear dropped so drastically my first thought was something had burst while I was asleep. So far, I can find no evidence of that, so I’m wagering the inflammation dropped and it was able to begin draining while I was laying down again.

    • Fourscore

      Hopefully you are on the mend. Are you up and about? Doing your necessities?

      • UnCivilServant

        I am up and about. My biggest problems were loss of focus and dizziness which were side effects of pressure in the ear. With that diminished, now I just have the “my ear is still clogged” and inability to hear from that side.

      • Count Potato

        I would go to a doctor ASAP

      • UnCivilServant

        I have been in communication with my doctor on the matter.

  26. TARDis

    So are there US Bio-labs in the Ukraine? If there are, that’s some serious provocation. Snopes says it’s a conspiracy theory, so now I don’t know what to believe.

    • cyto

      I was pretty sure that was nonsense…. Until Snopes said it was a conspiracy theory…..

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It would an exceedingly stupid place for the US to put them, so… maybe.

      • cyto

        Grain of truth?

        Many years ago when I was in bio research, I saw a paper or a story somewhere about old Soviet bioweapons research. They had developed a strain of bacteria to use as a weapon. It produced myelin which would prime the immune system, making people infected with it have an autoimmune disorder that attacked the myelin sheaths around their neurons.. effectively giving them Multiple Schlerosis. But super fast advancing. Paralyzed in a couple of weeks.

        The intent was not to kill, but to maim and disable sonthe enemy spent all their time caring for the wounded. The enemy would quickly become debilitated and demoralized.

        I think this research was carried out in a Ukraine.

      • cyto

        … the preceding post relies on memories from a single reading, 25 years ago. The gist is accurate. But beyond that? Who knows?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Most of the Soviet bioweapon research was carried out on Vozrozhdeniya Island in the Aral Sea (Kazakhstan). Doesn’t mean they didn’t perform it elsewhere, but that was the main hub of it.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Lord Routledge is delivering candy to kids (from Poland) and medical aid to other organizations.

      • commodious spittoon

        M M M MILES!

    • cyto

      Interesting video.

      Did not age well? Is that the proper phrase?

      Captures the sense of denial that most humans have about any impending disaster.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Mocking the High Priestess of Democracy? He should be crucified!

    All of the 12/6 insurgency traitors should be crucified at the entrances to the Imperial City, for the edification of any truckers who might be thinking of desecrating the holy city of Washington.

  28. Count Potato

    “JUST IN – Germany is going to arm itself: Additional 100 billion for the nation’s defense this year and more than 2% of GDP for defense from 2022 onwards, Chancellor Scholz announces.”

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1497883411209461762

    Now we’re talking. It wouldn’t be WWIII without Germany.

    • LCDR_Fish

      I did not foresee this new gov’t constitutionally enshrining their NATO defense spending obligation…but 2022.

    • Sensei

      While shutting down their nuclear generation. Makes sense…

      • cyto

        Biting, as usual.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    12/6

    1/6

    Stupid fingers.

    • juris imprudent

      11/8 will be the next day to live in infamy (per the DNC anyway).

    • Q Continuum

      I’m not capable of seeing anything other than one-sixth when someone writes that.

  30. Count Potato

    “Interview with @M_Millerman on Russias invasion of Ukraine, how the West cripple themselves by failing to understand the Russian perspective, and how the rise of Eurasianism could manifest in the future.”

    https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1497068802420273155

    Very good video.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      If LS is in it, you know it’s good
      /HAWT!

  31. Ghostpatzer

    Just got done with a 5-minute game against a Ukranian opponent on Chess.com. Who plays speed chess in the middle of a war?

    • Don escaped Texas

      #MeToo

      had the same thought

      • Ghostpatzer

        I wonder if there is some social signalling going on – you can pick any country you like on your profile.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Same with troops hitting up Tinder of the country they invaded…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Churchill

    • The Other Kevin

      Probably someone in need of a 5 minute break. Or maybe he’s trying out one of Elon’s satellites.

    • Mojeaux

      Did he say he was actually IN the Ukraine?

      • Ghostpatzer

        He identified as Ukranian (Igor P.) in his profile. Might be social signalling as I said above, but he did have a sub-par connection.

      • Sensei

        Yeah, but how did he play?

      • Ghostpatzer

        He lost to me. ’nuff said.

    • Don escaped Texas

      root cause analysis: Norwegian chick

    • Fourscore

      I’m sure SOME of the people on this site imagine having sex

      • Ghostpatzer

        I’m sure SOME of the people on this site imagine having sex

        Imagine that

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Redlining

    More Americans own a home now than in any year following the Great Recession, with the US homeownership rate climbing to 65.5% in 2020, according to NAR. That’s up 1.3% from 2019, the largest annual increase on record.

    But Black homeownership, at 43.4%, remains lower than it was a decade ago. And it is nearly 30 percentage points behind the White homeownership rate of 72.1%. Meanwhile, the Hispanic homeownership rate rose to an all-time high, reaching over 50% for the first time, and the Asian homeownership rate is 61.7%.

    ——-

    “Today, homeownership is the principal source of wealth creation for most American households,” said Marcia L. Fudge, Secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, in a statement. “Unfortunately, NAR’s report confirms that Black Americans are being locked out of homeownership opportunities at an even higher rate than a decade ago.”

    Secretary Fudge added: “It is critical that we bridge the racial homeownership gap with intentional solutions that recognize both the persistent history of discrimination and inequity, and the current crisis of housing affordability.”

    What are the odds those “intentional solutions” will drive black home ownership below 25% in another decade or two?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I was “locked” out for almost 40 years but I buckled down, moved to an area that had a low cost of living, made sacrafices and worked my ass off. Fuck off. If there is true discrimination then combat that but this is laying the ground work for giving not only wealth, but property in the name of equity.

    • Hyperion

      ““Today, homeownership is the principal source of wealth creation for most American households”

      umm, who is the dumbfuck who wrote that? Owning a home is a liability, not an asset. Geez, these people are stupid.

      Anyway, Klaus says that you veel own nothing and you veel be happy.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m going to go with you’re both wrong.

        Home Ownership is a sign of financial stability, not a driver of wealth creation, so the initial writer is wrong.

        You need a place to live, and unless you end up with a lemon like Moj did, expending the shelter budget on someplace that you own and can later recoup some of that expense from will cost less than renting. I don’t see how you get all the way to liability unless you have a lemon of a house.

      • Mojeaux

        Once the kids are out of the house, my husband and I will be moving to an apartment. I have insisted and he has resignedly acquiesced because after all those years of “it’s cheaper than renting!” and “we’re building equity!” I’m not getting on that train again. We spent so much on infrastructure, we could never actually DO anything to the house to make it now worth almost 3x what we paid for it. It needed a new roof. That was when we broke. Here it is in all its rehabbed glory. Some of it we did and they just changed details. The kitchen/dining was what we had planned to do. We had also planned to move the mechanicals, which they did.

      • Sensei

        Electric heat, ouch!

        Here in NJ my taxes are more per month than my mortgage. Fortunately, not much more on the mortgage, but likely a decade on the taxes until I can flee.

      • Mojeaux

        Gas with an electric fan system. Electric stove. ?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ’65 for ya.

      • Mojeaux

        Er, it WAS gas, when we lived there.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Good storage. But what’s going on in the garage?

        Maybe the Japanese have the right idea, rebuilding every few decades.

      • Mojeaux

        The mechanicals were moved so I don’t know but the garage was huge and the storage space INSANELY huge.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I’m with UCS. I hope my notes don’t hurt any feelings:

        Pick a suitable rental: the renter is paying all of the costs, including any debt service that creates equity for the owner. For that rental, there is some equivalent equity play in a property that is essentially equivalent (house, condo, whatever) which has the same costs but for which the same debt service content accrues equity to buyer. The cash flows for both are equivalent; the difference is only in for whom anything ever gets better, renter or buyer.

        For the rental there is also administration expense: the person who deposits the rent and enters the transaction into the software and so one; for an equivalent property, the cost of renting must be more than the cost of owning.

        The rental only has the advantage of insulating a renter who has little wealth from inevitable maintenance cashflow spikes; the renter ALWAYS is paying for this maintenance in his rent, but like car insurance, the slow bleed of known fees seems better to someone who can’t self-insure and who would just write those checks when they are needed. This is the classic problem that savers avoid: they build a little pile earlier in life and then can make good, long-term decisions based on wealth maximization instead of short-run liquidity needs. But the emotion around this situation blinds many people from making a good decision; of course, the lack of the small pile prevents many from ever making good decisions (see also: car rental, low deductible insurance, appliance insurance, and so on).

        The rental has the disadvantage in that no part of the fee ever ends; no mortgage is ever retired. Both buildings decline, both are taxed, both are insured, but the rent never ends. The choice to replace some expenses with one’s labor is not available to the renter: he must pay for the owner to have his brotherinlaw come out and replace some rotten eave…again, renting demands cash flow, eternally, with no reasonable substitutions.

        The problem with most of the stories told is that they’re apples to oranges: someone realizes they can’t afford the house they’re in, and they end up in an entirely unrelated rental situation which happens to be affordable. The original choice to buy something affordable had been deemed unattractive, but that original mistake proves nothing about the financial nature of the choices in and of themselves.

      • Mojeaux

        I hear what you’re saying and I can understand it intellectually. Yes, our experience was THAT bad. However, I prefer renting (always have) because I have almost never, from the time I was a baby, lived in a house that wasn’t under construction and half-witted DIY (i.e., learning as we went along). I want something finished and that I am not responsible for beside changing the lightbulbs (and we can’t even do that here because the lights are contractor boob lights on the 20′ ceiling). I do not want to have to think about what I want besides hanging curtains and artwork and maybe not even then. The most I’d be willing to do if I absolutely could not live with the wall color is ask to paint or put up starched fabric on the walls.

      • Mojeaux

        Those are LOVELY. Thank you!

      • Hyperion

        Well, it’s very easy my friend. If I own a home and I have mortgage, and even if it’s paid off and I am paying taxes on it and maintaining it, the net cashflow from that house is going out, in the wrong direction for it to be an asset, it’s a liability.

      • Don escaped Texas

        no sir: the outflows from the house are also in the rental in every regard

      • Don escaped Texas

        or, if you prefer, yes sir: they would be in the equivalent rental as well

      • Hyperion

        You’re skewing the argument. Yes, a rental is aslo a liability, for the renter, it’s an asset for the landlord. A house that you live in and do not rent is a liability no matter who you are.

      • Don escaped Texas

        the tacit subject matter was always ownership versus renting, so

        I’m happy to let you win if this is your final position

      • Hyperion

        I OT’d bro, you forget the OT rulez?

      • TARDis

        If my wife would let me rent the basement out to some nice assets from the local college, it would be an asset then.

      • Don escaped Texas

        Medical students rent some of the house around me. I might note that the rents on these houses are considerably higher than the mortgages would be, higher even than an amount with maintenance added, so says I who have maintained mine here for eight years.

      • Hyperion

        But the banksters will love you if you continue to believe owning a house is an asset. Remember, Freddy Mac and Fanny Mae are just folk, just like you.

      • Don escaped Texas

        what do bankers think about landlords?

      • Hyperion

        They hate them because they are not folk, like Freddy Mae and Fanny Mac and you and I, but greedy captitalist pigs.

      • Akira

        umm, who is the dumbfuck who wrote that? Owning a home is a liability, not an asset. Geez, these people are stupid.

        I think the advice “buy a house” is kind of like “go to college” – it’s so incomplete that it’s bad advice. Owning a house can be the better financial choice for people who select a home in good condition, plan to stay in the area for a long time, and budget enough money to cover any maintenance expenses that come up.

        Just like going to college: If you get a degree that is in very high demand, you should be able to pay off your student loans with no issue and have a great salary the rest of your working life. But taking on six figures of debt to become a Ph.D in Women’s Studies? The wiser choice would have been to flush your money down the toilet.

        People don’t really specify any of this when they repeat the mantras of college-attending and house-owning to young people, and those young people end up making haphazard decisions that fuck up their lives.

    • Trigger Hippie

      It’s shocking that after decades of state and city governments encouraging the building and occupancy of public housing within the black community that home ownership is low within the black community.

      • Akira

        The “progressive” playbook is basically this:
        1. Call attention to some social problem (either a real one or something that they merely classify as such)
        2. Complain that nothing is being done about this issue; declare that “we’re the only nation in the world that won’t do anything about this”
        3. Implement some hair-brained program that is colossally expensive and riddled with bad incentives; aggressively push the narrative that this program will solve the issue once and for all
        4. Years later, when the problem still exists and has possibly gotten worse, ignore the existence of the new program and go back to step 2.

    • The Last American Hero

      It takes 2 incomes for most households to be able to own a decent house. How’s that family stability going in the Black Community?

      • Hyperion

        Easy solution, pay crack mum more for each crack baby she pops out? Equity!

    • R.J.

      “Secretary Fudge.” Heh heh.

      • Hyperion

        Only thing we can be certain of it that Fudge is a non-binary queer person of color.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The states that are most affordable for Black households to purchase a home are Maryland, West Virginia, Kansas, Ohio and Indiana, according to an NAR analysis based on income levels and availability of homes. The least affordable states for Black households are Utah, Oregon, California, Nevada and Rhode Island.

    Oh.

    • Q Continuum

      #whofuckingcares

    • Count Potato

      Wait what?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Two of those states are least affordable for everyone.

      • cyto

        How the hell is a house affordable for a black person independent of being affordable for a white person? I am so confused…

        Are they comparing median income by race with median home prices? Because that sounds superficially on point.. but does not account for things like “don’t live in Manhattan if you work at Burger King”

    • Don escaped Texas

      there was a federal program that fixed all that; let’s see how it worked out

      • cyto

        I thought you were going to link to the 2008 crisis…. Because that is a straight line. From redlining to mark to market accounting in SOX to troubled assets to collapse.

        And for some reason the press kept pushing that it was all about people getting “scammed” into taking out bigger loans than they could afford.

      • Ghostpatzer

        I thought you were going to link to the 2008 crisis

        #metoo. /former Lehman Brothers contractor

      • Gender Traitor

        Likewise. ::thinks back to when the credit unions for mere mortals had to spend years bailing out the “big guys” further up the food chain::

    • The Last American Hero

      How affordable are they for other races?

      • TARDis

        Very affordable for us. We just had to show our privilege card and we got 42% off list price. The bank practically threw the nice family that lived in our house right out into the street.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I laughed

      • Gustave Lytton

        *cue Eddie Murphy snl sketch*

      • Hyperion

        Well, that family was probably the wrong color, so there, equity works again!

  34. Count Potato

    “The U.S. met with China over three months to present intelligence showing Russia’s troop buildup near Ukraine and to urge Beijing to help avert war, U.S. officials said.

    Chinese officials rebuffed the U.S. and shared the information with Moscow.”

    https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1497171785657331714

    What were they expecting?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Right now China is calling for de-escalation from both sides and abstained from the voting on the action in the UN.

      http://chnun.chinamission.org.cn/eng/hyyfy/202202/t20220226_10645830.htm

      If you take the press release at face value, they appear to be quite concerned about it spiraling even further out of control.

    • Q Continuum

      “Adults in the room”

    • juris imprudent

      What were they expecting?

      Same thing they expect with every other country in the world – do what we want.

      The real question is why do these idiots expect that?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    A consortium of housing groups, including NAR, has created the Black Homeownership Collaborative, which aims to increase Black homeownership by 3 million households by 2030. Recommendations to achieve this include improvements in homeownership counseling and down payment assistance, credit and mortgage products for underserved and excluded populations, and expanding the number of affordable homes.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • Hyperion

      Government as the chief driver of racism?

      • juris imprudent

        The Old South rises again?

    • rhywun

      So, wave a magic wand?

      Why hasn’t anyone of thought of this before.

      • Hyperion

        No, it works like this. You go to get a home loan and the bank completely ignores your credit worthiness and ability to pay and goes solely on the color of your skin. There, equity, better than magic wand. This is going to work.

  36. Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

    Speaking of Frusciante, his ex is nothing to shake your fist at either.

    She’s the bottle-blond playing the sick Fender Jaguar:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtfB8MqP1jU

    • cyto

      How did you have that in your arsenal?

      The production on those vocals is like bad karaoke

    • Hyperion

      I have no idea what that was all about, but boobies.

  37. limey

    They argued that his actions at the Capitol “illustrate his sense of entitlement and privilege.”

    Right.