Watershed, Part 2

by | Apr 7, 2022 | Fiction | 58 comments

(Part 1)

keelboat

 

21 March, 405 UE

Thomas D’Arc

 

Dear Thomas,

Spring is the time of summoning, and this year is no exception.  Our King has summoned me to The Falls for a meeting of his council of Dukes and he has “requested” I bring you as my Aide.  My liege would like to meet his liege (to be), while he can still command it.  In addition, your mother and sister have been summoned to the Capitol by your grandmother.    We shall leave together tomorrow.  I will travel with them down to the Great River, but then I will turn towards you.  As they will need to travel slower than you or I are accustomed, this letter should get to you at least a week before I arrive.  I expect to meet you and the Marquess about 11 April.  Be prepared to leave the next day, we should be at The Falls by the 21st.  Your stay at The Falls may be short, you will need to travel back to the Capitol.  I had hoped to travel with you, but I am afraid my business with the King will not allow it.  I expect his Majesty will attempt, again, to arrange marriage between his son and your sister.  When he finds out you will be going to The Capitol, you may receive a travel partner.  His son is about your age.  If he is like his Father, you and he could become good friends.  Just do not let a woman come between you.

Your brother shall also be leaving shortly, he will be working with an archeology team at the Mouth of Crocus.  My plans to have him named Lord Crocus have encountered push back from the Capitol (specifically from your grandmother), but we have a few years before it could be finalized, so much could change in that time.

As for the question you asked in your most recent letter, while I have read Jonson’s History of Unification, I do not have it in my library.  I read it in The Capitol when I was about your age and do not remember details.  Therefore, I cannot answer exactly which parts are myth and which are real, but I can cover what I think the real story is and we can discuss when I arrive whether they match the book:

Emperor Peter I declared dominion over the entire Great River and its tributaries, dissolving the northern and southern kingdoms.   The armies of the north and south destroyed the old Capitol and laid siege to the Emperor in his office.  While it was defensible, preventing the armies from seizing him directly, he also could not get supplies in and eventually starved to death.  His son came out of the great plains with his horse lords and split his cavalry into 3 parts.  He sent one of his sons north, one south, and Peter II himself commanded the attack on the main bodies of the combined north-south forces.  It was a standoff, but after the sons finished sacking the northern and southern kingdoms, they preceded along the west side of the great river and surrounded the rebel armies.  The rebels attempted to retreat to the east of the river, but the King of The Falls showed up with his army to cut them off.

Up until here is true, according to all accounts.  The next part is myth, at least partially.  The rebel kings surrendered and were taken up the 1076 steps to the Imperial Office.  There they found six people waiting for them.  Emperor Peter II was there with the High Priest.  Each of his sons were there with the eldest niece of the respective rebel kings, both very large with child.  Peter II offered the Kings their life and their crown – as regents – in exchange for fealty and blessing their nieces’ marriages to his sons.  The grandnephews would be raised in the new Capitol until they came of age and took their place as King.  The Kings agreed, the High Priest immediately married both couples and thus, the North and South Kingdoms exist to this day and remain loyal to the Emperor.

I am sure you can see the flaws in the story.  The timing just doesn’t make sense, there wasn’t time for the nieces to be that pregnant and unlikely they would both be pregnant with sons.  But the general idea is true, the marriages sealed the peace and allowed the Northern and Southern Kingdoms to continue to exist.

I have my own theories, some of which I will not put to paper.  You can ask me about it in private.  But from an organizationally perspective, the existence of those two kingdoms creates a power balance that allows the Empire to exist.  Peter I’s claim to the throne required him to deny the legitimacy of the kingdoms, but Peter II’s pragmatic solution is the reason the Empire continues to exist 400 years later.  Also, if you want to be theoretical instead of pragmatic, then Peter I would have never been Emperor, he was technically Emperor-Regent, and Peter II would be named Peter I.  Never forget that politics does not always follow the rules.

Part of the reason for the practical is that theory is not always clear.  Watershed theory states that the Lord of a River has dominion over its entire watershed, including all tributaries.  But when two rivers come together, which is the main branch and which is the tributary?  Your uncle’s throne is based on the theory that the larger watershed in area is the main branch.  Historically, prior to unification of the empire, the King of the Falls based his claim on volume of water.  And the old Northern Kings claimed straightness as the primary factor.  Don’t laugh, I have seen northerners make that argument seriously.    Only the Southern Kingdom doesn’t care as any of the three theories would be valid for their claim.  If they had the military might to match their wealth, they would have conquered the other three kingdoms centuries before unification.  But no southern king has ever made a claim to the entire empire, they have been content controlling the port to the sea and defending their kingdom.

We shall discuss more as we travel up river.  You have been gone too long, I am looking forward to spending time with you again.  Say prayers for your family, especially your sister.  She may need it.

Love,

Father

About The Author

robc

robc

I like beer.

58 Comments

  1. robc

    I have a family tree that I was going to add into this post, but I discovered it was already posted. Surprise, surprise.

    So the family tree will have to wait for part 3. Or I guess I could post it in the comments?

    • UnCivilServant

      You could leave people wondering.

      • robc

        Nah, it is nothing they couldn’t do for themselves, other than a few first names that haven’t been mentioned.

        Everyone on the chart was at least casually referenced in part 1.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m just being silly, because I don’t want to go back to work and hunt for ad-hoc documents from a decade ago.

      • robc

        They should be in documents/ad-hoc/

      • UnCivilServant

        nope, they get dropped wherever the author feels like it, and then get moved by various ideas of reoganization over the years. No clue where they ended up of it they still exist.

      • UnCivilServant

        Way to spoil the mystery, man.

    • Not Adahn

      Fantasy family trees can be quite odd, especially if they involve atypical lifespans.

      Arwen and Aragon are first cousins (quite a few times removed).

  2. robc

    test, are we still server erroring?

    • UnCivilServant

      I haven’t seen any server errors.

    • Sean

      [Server error]

    • Rat on a train

      foot faults?

  3. The Bearded Hobbit

    Plinker,

    I’m going to have to cancel lunch with you today.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Should have exchanged numbers.

      • Plinker762

        Come on man, is there is no better way to communicate than a random website.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        The countertop guy just left. He got lost. Can’t imagine why; many of the houses in the area do not have house numbers (including ours) and cell phone coverage is very spotty.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I had his email address at one point but lost all my Outlook stuff in a disk crash.

    • Plinker762

      No problem TBH, I’m going to go see some nuke history.

  4. Sean

    On topic:

    Royalty.

    • Animal

      Stiff upper lip, wot?

    • Fatty Bolger

      “The Speaker is fully vaccinated and boosted, and is thankful for the robust protection the vaccine has provided”

      You’d think “robust protection” would mean not getting it in the first place.

      • kbolino

        All the superstition of old-timey religion, but none of the ancient mythology and socially beneficial effects.

      • rhywun

        They pivoted from “it will stop you from getting it” to “it will protect you when you get it” a while ago.

        Not sure how all those reports out of Israel and the UK that 80% of the hospitalized are “fully boosted” fit in.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I guess it’s like “jobs created or saved.” Remember that? Without those shots, they’d all be dead.

    • Gender Traitor

      was at White House with Biden

      So THAT’S how they’re going to try to get rid of him!

  5. Tonio

    RobC, sorry for the last-minute scheduling of your story.

    Thanks for the family tree, and definitely include that in Part 3.

    What server errors? This is the first I’ve heard.

    • Lackadaisical

      Someone mentioned it last post, but I’ve not experienced anything out of the ordinary.

    • robc

      I got one in a reply, but just once, wasnt sure if others were getting it.

      • UnCivilServant

        If you comment too fast you might get a server error instead of the message that you’re commenting too fast.

  6. Sean

    Nutsack.

    SFW.

    • UnCivilServant

      Masses of fondant are not appetizing.

      • The Other Kevin

        No. Those fancy cakes are cool to look at but are not great to eat.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Still would.

    • rhywun

      Naming rights to a wing in a Chinese bio research facility, maybe?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Some future museum might pay a king’s ransom for such a document.

      • Not Adahn

        I mean if it takes a $450k bribe to get into Stanford, surely Brown is worth more than that.

    • kbolino

      [Clown meme template]

      Holding the makeup brush: Gays are just normal people

      A little makeup: Transgenders are just like gays

      Half the face: Hormone replacement and sex changes are basic healthcare

      Mostly done: If “trans kids” can’t get get chemically castrated they’ll commit suicide

      Full clown face: You’re a hypocrite to call them groomers because Trump had an affair

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “The slinging of the word ‘groomer,’” French harrumphed on Twitter this week, “or insinuations of sympathy for pedophilia by the same people who spent *years* stan[d]ing for the man who appeared in ‘Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate 2000 Bernaola Twins’ (and that might be the least worst thing he did) is just too much.”

      OFFS. I’m going to enjoy watching the Never Trumpers impale themselves on this issue.

      Particularly that POS French who forbade his wife from using email or Facebook to communicate with men while he was in Iraq. His hypocrisy is completely off the charts.

      • l0b0t

        “…forbade his wife from using email or Facebook to communicate with men…”

        Wait, what? So saucy phone calls and popping around for a little how’s your father was A-Ok.

      • kbolino

        Only consensual cuckoldry allowed for Mr. French’s wife and her boyfriends

      • rhywun

        LOL I’d forgotten about that.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Seriously? That is the sign of a very insecure man.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Jody isn’t after email or FB.

      • l0b0t

        HOLY SMOKES! I had forgotten all about Jody and the endless ditties warning of him. Thanks for that reminder.

      • Sean

        🙂

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Who doesn’t appreciate a good gladiator film once in a while?

  7. MikeS

    Thanks for this series, robc. The story is intriguing, and I like how you’re doing it through letters. Fun.

    • robc

      Thanks. It was originally written as normal prose. The first chapter was a meeting between mother and daughter after arriving in the capitol, and chap two was a conversation between father and son on the boat ride. With descriptions and otherwise. But, it was hard. The letters flow better and allow for some tension and intentional gaps in world building.

    • Plinker762

      I just don’t get how this relates to the guy just getting out of prison.

      • robc

        It all ties together eventually.

      • Fourscore

        Very interesting, robsee. Waiting another week

      • robc

        I have promised monthly updates. I can’t guarantee weeklies.