Thursday Afternoon Links of Chaos and Screaming

by | Apr 7, 2022 | Daily Links | 285 comments

Chaotic, musical screaming.

 

GLIBS HQ in CHAOS: Screaming, madness, the well-intentioned gift of a toenail refused, WordPress being pissy about this week’s Daily Stoic. It’s almost enough to make me apply for that job opening at TOS. But enough introspection and whining, you people are here to be entertained, and entertainment shall you have.

 

BREAKING: Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmed, 53-47.

 

MEAN TWEETER: Beth Pritchard Geer thought her confirmation hearing for a cushy spot on the TVA was a cinch. Turns out she forgot about that mean tweet she made about the appearance Sen Joni Ernst who is on the committee confirming Geer’s nomination. Geer then digs herself in deeper by saying “I apologize if I offended you…” Of course, the TVA shouldn’t even exist in the first place.

 

ANOTHER FDR LEGACY: Army Corps of Engineers shits on SpaceX expansion plans. US Fish and Wildlife service jealous they didn’t get there first. An independent Republic of Texas would come with a turnkey space program. Just saying…

 

BIDEN PHONES: Biden administration confirms giving free phones to immigrants. Oh, how we will miss our beloved Strawberry.

 

INVASION OF THE FACT-CHECKERS: Chafed dropped this excellent non-fitness link on Sunday. I’m re-linking for folks who don’t read GlibFit. Thanks, also, to the unknown commenter who originally provided this; take a bow.

 

RUN AWAY: NYT makes emphasizes that Twitter use is optional for their reporters dem-ops with bylines, claiming fear of “online harrassment.” IOW, they’re afraid of being called out on their bullshit. I wonder if a certain recent sea change in the Twitter boardroom has anything to do with that.

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285 Comments

  1. R.J.

    I come here to post my mean tweets. Fuck twatter.

  2. MikeS

    Thank you for typing “whining” and not “whinging”.

    • Gender Traitor

      After all, that parrot isn’t “pinging for the fjords.”

      • Tonio

        Ha! And because of my background I read that as “pinging” with a hard “g,” which is a thing one does in network testing and troubleshooting.

      • Gender Traitor

        One ping only!

      • Rat on a train

        I’ll take “Whore Ads”, Alex.

      • MikeS

        Bugger off.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You sod off, you git.

    • Bobarian LMD

      That’s a whingy complaint.

      • Nephilium

        You’re a right boffin.

    • rhywun

      ???

  3. The Other Kevin

    Oh, Jen. She has the attitude and tone of voice to sound like she’s making a great counter-point. But if you listen at all to her words, she’s got absolutely nothing to work with.

    • kinnath

      I just watch the body language with the audio off.

      It’s clear that she doesn’t want to be there listening to “stupid” questions.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s why I loved Kayleigh. She relished the fight and was ready for it.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nobody was more fun than Sarah Huckabee.

      • TARDis

        I’ll take either. If one of them manages to make it back in via a win from the fake oppo party, I hope their intro music for the daily briefing is something like this.

  4. rhywun

    NYT makes Twitter use optional

    So… it was mandatory before? That’s a no from me, dawg.

    • The Other Kevin

      I would hope that “Everything you write must be of service to the Democrat Party” would have been the deal breaker.

    • Sean

      It’s never been mandatory.

    • Tonio

      Okay, I fixed that. They emphasized that it was optional. Thanks for keeping me honest, folks.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’m still trying to figure out Geer’s qualifications to run the TVA other than finding ManBearPig’s cock for him for years.

    • Rebel Scum

      Same qualifications as Pete Bootyjudge and probably everyone else in these positions.

  6. ron73440

    I saw the Stoic post was had the Submit for Review button still lit up.

    I just figured I forgot to release it, so I did.

    Anything I need to do differently?

    • Tonio

      No, you’re fine. Riven had put up a placeholder to save the spot for you because I suck at scheduling. Eventually, Sug and Neph figured it out. Swiss normally does the lion’s share of scheduling but is taking a well-deserved vacay.

      Thanks again for writing this for us.

  7. Rat on a train

    “I apologize if I offended you…”
    At least she didn’t go with a passive non-apology.

    • kinnath

      Sorry about that Senator. I was drunk at the time. Who hasn’t posted something they regret after half a bottle of Chardonnay? And who can get through the state of union without drinking?

      • Rat on a train

        I was thinking “I apologize if you took offense.”

      • kinnath

        I was just thinking what an honest answer might look like.

      • Fourscore

        “Please don’t take it the wrong way, I meant it as I said it”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “I’m sorry you feel that way…”

      • slumbrew

        “I’m sorry you’re so thin-skinned”.

  8. Lackadaisical

    ‘ANOTHER FDR LEGACY’

    404 is from FDR?

    But seriously, going to move it to Florida to avoid wetlands? Best of luck, can’t escape the corps, not in the US anyway.

    • Rat on a train

      Wait until the EPA finds a way to enforce their definition of “waters of the United States”.

      • Lackadaisical

        You: *cleaning gutters*

        EPA: I noticed your gutters are wet, please stop destroying that habitat. Or else.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *ka-chunk of racking shotgun*

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      not in the US anyway.

      I wonder how elon’s oil platform launchpads are coming.

    • R C Dean

      I’m a little puzzled why SpaceX is expanding onto the 0.00001% of Texas that is wetlands.

      • juris imprudent

        Coastline, he should’ve gone a mile offshore and built an island.

      • R C Dean

        Possibly stupid question:

        Why do launch facilities need to be on coastlines?

      • Tundra

        Fuck-ups? I’d rather have the rocket crash in the ocean than in my backyard.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        This plus the noise factor. Even if the rocket doesn’t crash, I don’t want it launching from my backyard.

      • TARDis

        50% less chance of not killing a bunch of people?

      • Not Adahn

        As above, you want to have ocean to your east to avoid possible casualties. But mainly you want to be near the equator to take advantage of the increased rotational speed.

  9. Rebel Scum

    Biden administration confirms giving free phones to immigrants.

    “Free.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re so the government can keep in touch with them and keep track of them.

      Because an illegal alien who didn’t want to be tracked would definitely keep that phone and not sell it off or dump it at the first opportunity.

    • R.J.

      Indeed. TANSTAAFL. We paid for it.

    • Drake

      The Pfizer kickbacks starting to peter out? Is Verizon or AT&T their new sugar daddy?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Remember when the government providing free phones to citizens was controversial?

      • The Other Kevin

        Slippery slopes don’t exist, or so I’m told.

  10. pistoffnick the refusnik

    …you people are here to be entertained…

    Here we are now, entertain us
    A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido*

    *some damn fine lyricsmithing – other potential words that could rhyme with mullato: potato, tomato, Clamato, torpedo, tuxedo, magneto, placebo, gazebo, bonito, burrito…

    • Bobarian LMD

      That’s another song:

      My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
      I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

      • pistoffnick the refusnik

        +1 spontaneously combustible drummer

      • Compelled Speechless

        +1 Stonehenge in danger of being crushed by a dwarf

  11. Shpip

    “We take these attacks extremely seriously, and we know just how much this abuse affects our colleagues’ well-being, sense of safety and ability to do their jobs.”

    Evidently, mean tweets are now violence. And any type of disagreement, is, ipso facto, mean.

    • Tonio

      Yes, I call this the “kindness” trap.

  12. Rebel Scum

    Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmed, 53-47.

    I suppose the “sensible” R’s voted in favor. I also suppose that Bug-eyed Sparticus gets to keep his happy or whatever he was blabbering about the other day.

      • Homple

        Miles Gloriosus? Booker is Gluteus Maximus.

  13. Animal

    Beth Pritchard Geer thought her confirmation hearing for a cushy spot on the TVA was a cinch.

    Wait, the Tennessee Valley Authority is still a thing?

    • kinnath

      of course

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Is there a government program that has ever gone away?

      • hayeksplosives

        Trump got rid of the federal committee on the Y2K “threat.”

        In 2017.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, we will surely be caught unaware now for Y3K.

      • slumbrew

        Amusingly, our 2009 Honda has a Y2K22 problem (which should fix itself in August).

    • Lackadaisical

      Still running all the dams and power stations that got built.

  14. Rebel Scum

    they’re afraid of being called out on their bullshi

    Challenging the narrative is treason.

  15. Lackadaisical

    “The rule also limited the scope to only those that will impact water quality. It excluded other considerations, such as air quality or “energy policy.” ”

    Madness! A clean water requirement doesn’t result in getting a veto ‘just cause’? No fair.

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So if the NYT is fleeing Twitter, where are they going to go?

    They’ve practically built Twitter into their business model as a means of promoting articles and firing up the controversy.

    • kinnath

      Elon must have called up and explained what the future looks like.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Admittedly, Musk in control of Twitter is far more important than Bezos in charge of the WaPo.

        I wonder what Jeffrey is going to buy in response.

      • Nephilium

        Meta? Or just Facebook?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well, bye….

    • Compelled Speechless

      That’s strange. Why are they rewarding Florida and Texas for policies they say they disagree with?

    • rhywun

      Took them long enough.

    • Fourscore

      Now if CA would ban the locals from moving to those two awful places it would be win-win for TX and FL anyway

    • R.J.

      Yay!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I need to check and see if I’m still holding a position in uranium mining.

    • Lackadaisical

      They had recently signed some deal to get a nuke plant up and going, so it’s not entirely out of left field.

      • Lackadaisical

        Bradwell B.

    • Tonio

      Damn, the watermelons just got thrown under the bus. Good.

    • rhywun

      Things must be worse than they let on.

    • The Other Kevin

      I look forward to our country following their lead 50 years from now.

      • Sean

        She was such a cutie.

      • DEG

        And back when Doctor Who was good.

    • DEG

      Sanity? Wow.

  17. Rebel Scum

    You should worry about the Chechens.

    Athletes from Russia and Belarus previously accepted to compete in this year’s Boston Marathon who are currently residing in either country will no longer be allowed to participate, the Boston Marathon Association announced Wednesday.

    The exclusion from the world’s oldest annual marathon also extends to athletes previously accepted into the B.A.A.’s 5K event. However, it doesn’t affect Russian or Belarusian athletes registered for the events who are not residents of the countries. They will be allowed to compete but won’t be able to run under their country’s flag.

    “Like so many around the world, we are horrified and outraged by what we have seen and learned from the reporting in Ukraine,” B.A.A. president and CEO Tom Grilk said in a statement. “We believe that running is a global sport, and as such, we must do what we can to show our support to the people of Ukraine.”

    That’ll show Putin.

    • The Other Kevin

      See, those athletes will get on the phone and call Putin and tell him how mad they are and how they’re not going to vote for him next time.

    • Q Continuum

      Apparently leftists think that Twatter cancel tactics work on unhinged dictators.

      • The Other Kevin

        To be fair, that has worked just about every time they tried it here.

  18. Warty

    INVASION OF THE FACT-CHECKERS: Chafed dropped this excellent non-fitness link on Sunday. I’m re-linking for folks who don’t read GlibFit. Thanks, also, to the unknown commenter who originally provided this; take a bow.

    Ahem.

    • Rat on a train

      COVID?

    • Tonio

      Thanks, Warty!

  19. Rebel Scum

    Ok, groomer.

    Brian Stelter Claims That Conservatives Are Mad Because Disney Wants Diversity, Equity & Inclusion

    Maybe they just want to date Disney.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He looks the part.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Is Stelter’s show the flip side of the Colbert Report? Is he satirizing a clueless woke elite media and he’s just so good at it that no one realizes it’s a joke?

    • rhywun

      And? DEI is a euphemism for the racist claptrap that millions of average Americans are watching their HR departments push. Try again, Brian.

      • rhywun

        Have no fear, a little more schooling will beat any independent thought out of those students before they’re let loose.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmed, 53-47.

    Can we call her Justice Jungle Fever?

    • Rebel Scum

      Idk, man. I’m not a psychologist.

    • Lackadaisical

      Why would we do that?

      Even if we would, isn’t that Clarence Thomas?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    The expansion would have been built on about 17 acres including wetlands and mud flats otherwise useless land.

    • Compelled Speechless

      You wouldn’t be so flippant about it if you were a flamingo that had to move a few blocks over from your favorite mudhole. Those birds will be traumatized from the minor inconvenience for the rest of their lives.

  22. Plinker762

    It is kind of weird to walk around a museum and see items which were top secret when I was in the Air Force. The National Museam of Nuclear Science and History in Albuquerque was worth the 8 dollars (Vet) and 2 hours of wondering around. I never thought I would see and touch a PAL controller again. (Used to lock/unlock the later weapons)

  23. Rebel Scum

    First lunch?

    At @TheAtlantic’s #Disinfo2022 student Christopher Phillips confronted @BrianStelter about how CNN is a “purveyor of disinformation” and “all the mistakes of the mainstream media, and CNN in particular, seem to magically all go in one direction.” Stelter quipped: “Time for lunch”

    Then he provided a master class in not answering the question.

    • Q Continuum

      “HOW DARE YOU SAY THE EMPEROR IS NAKED?!”

    • Hyperion

      It’s always time for lunch with Humpty.

    • Fourscore

      Would have been more fun if his wife hadn’t given up on sex, he could have still been banging sis-in-law on the side.

      • Ted S.

        +1 Marty Brodeur

  24. Hyperion

    Awful American Consumers

    You don’t need more than one kind of stuff, you’re killing mama Gaia and hurting prog feewlings.

    • Compelled Speechless

      You have to give credit to the socialist being honest for once. At least this time they’re telling you that there’s going to be A LOT less to go around when they’re done taking over.

      • Q Continuum

        After 100 years, they’ve at least figured out that their pipe dreams don’t bring prosperity. Not that that would ever stop them from forcing those pipe dreams on everyone…

      • Compelled Speechless

        They all believe they’ll be high ranking apparatchiks. Unfortunately there are always far fewer seats on the central planning committee than there are true believers to fill them. And the ones that get them are very good at thinning the opposition.

      • Hyperion

        “They all believe they’ll be high ranking apparatchiks.”

        That’s always the way it is, right up until they are up against that wall with their shocked faces.

        I remember back a couple of years ago someone was interviewing this kid on Youtube and they asked him some question about the ‘elites’ and he says ‘I am one of the elites!’, and turns out the kid worked at a Mr. Tire fixing flat tires. But that’s how delutional they are, they think having the same opinion as everyone else on the left, suddenly turns you into an elite, instead of a useful idiot who will be quickly disposed of when their usefulness is no longer needed.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Suthenboy‘s ruminations on “useful idiots” as cockroaches being dumped on a coveted neighbour’s property to get rid of the neighbour is an excellent modern-day parable.

    • Ted S.

      The other day, I listened to an interview with a member of the Irish parliament about the current inflation. The guy made an enraging comment about people of his parents’ and grandparents’ generation avoiding food waste and repairing/mending stuff showing a concern for the environment.

      For God’s sake no! They did it because they were desperately poor, and this guy wants us (but not him, presumably) to go back to being desperately poor.

      • Fourscore

        Good answer, Ted S’. Because his parents did it he can now live a little nicer life without wearing old clothes, unless he want’s to be trendy.

    • TARDis

      We want cheap stuff fast and don’t care who it hurts.

      Who is ‘we’, bitch? You don’t speak for me. STFU

      It would be great if if people/corporations/bureaucracies/organizations were not allowed to speak for individuals. I don’t think that is a violation of free speech.

    • The Last American Hero

      There is very little about any of that that isn’t fake.

    • Hyperion

      They’re killing Gaia with those electric cars.

  25. juris imprudent

    So this is a long read. For those of you with children, girls especially, an important one. Social media is far more toxic than we thought.

    • Hyperion

      “Social media is far more toxic than we thought.”

      Unpossible.

    • Hyperion

      “otherwise known as “FtM”.”

      How exactly is that pronounced?

      • rhywun

        “female to male”

      • Hyperion

        I think we have a winner…

      • juris imprudent

        How exactly is that pronounced?

        Futa

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is a long article and I intend to read it but her pictures are telling the story.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The whole article, I kept thinking about how the issues are deeper than she recognizes. Tumblr didn’t do this to her. Teenage insecurity didn’t do this to her. There’s something deeper and more fundamental here. The lion catches the weakest gazelle, but disease wipes out the whole herd.

        Tumbler is a lion. School psychologists are lions. Planned Parenthood is a lion. What is the disease making the entire herd so sick that the lions can pick them off at will?

      • Compelled Speechless

        The exciting prospect of fancy new genitals isn’t enough explanation for you? I don’t know about you, but I’m bored to the tears I masterbate with of my worn out little ol’ penis. Now a fancy new vagina complete with heated interior and auto-lubrication……

      • The Last American Hero

        Intersectional bs and elevating victimhood. These girls are mostly white and not poor. So they only get points for womanhood and even then they are privileged by an army of young men competing for their attention. So the trans thing gives them instant victim cred.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Intersectional bs and elevating victimhood.

        Symptoms more than causes? My analogy may start to fall apart here, but I don’t think Intersectionality and victimhood worship would gain traction in a healthy culture.

        I don’t pretend to have the answer, but I don’t think it’s as simple as pointing a layer or two deeper in the Critical Marxism rot. Shitty ideas are as omnipresent as bad bacteria. It’s only when the host is weak that the disease begins.

        One possible component, IMO, is the increased acceptance of adolescence as a portion of childhood rather than as the start of adulthood. Kids don’t work, they don’t interact with many adults. They’re cloistered off and fiercely protected from any character building because “they’re just children”. Adolescence has turned into the character/moral fiber/self-confidence equivalent of masking and social distancing.

        /Just a theory

      • rhywun

        I can’t help but think the internet is big part of rotting kids’ brains.

        I mean, what is the one thing that kids have today, that kids my age did not? And not only do they have it, they spend enormous amounts of time there reading all kinds of crap that we could not even have thought of.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I mean, what is the one thing that kids have today, that kids my age did not?

        There are a lot of people your age and mine who completely bought into this bullshit, hook, line, and sinker. Maybe the internet rotted everybody’s brains, but I’m hesitant to accept that explanation. We didn’t have similar descents into madness when other ways of improved communication were invented.

      • juris imprudent

        Symptoms more than causes?

        I don’t think so. I think the personal struggles that all adolescents (and again, girls more than boys it seems) go through are no longer supported by the family and institutions that we assume are there to do so. Instead they get a virtual community.

        The whole story just reminds me so much of how cults work in the physical world – except here it doesn’t require as much trolling.

      • juris imprudent

        To be clear, I don’t think she would never have gone down the physical rabbit hole, if she hadn’t been swallowed by the virtual one first. Sadly everyone [professional*] in the physical world worked to support the delusion she developed from the online influence.

        * I’m reminded of Denzel Washington’s dialogue in Man on Fire about “I’m a professional”.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I made an appointment at a Planned Parenthood

      If they can’t murder your baby, they’ll just rot your genitals out so you become infertile.

      • Compelled Speechless

        What do you mean that PP was explicitly founded for the purpose of practicing eugenics? CONSPIRACY THEORIST!!! GRAB HIM!!!

      • Compelled Speechless

        Nice. I’ve heard of this, but I’ll try to give the whole thing a watch. It’s funny that we discuss how bad the media has gotten at covering up the fact that they are outright propaganda. Then you read the opening title card for this and realize they’ve always been terrible and the public has always been incredibly credulous.

    • B.P.

      This whole thing is going to be looked back upon like the satanic panic ritual abuse craze of the 1980s, right?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It will be associated with the decline of an empire and the collapse of a civilization.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Yes. (Which I remember well.)

      • slumbrew

        If there’s any cosmic justice, Tooky Amirault will be waiting for Martha Coakley in the afterlife.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Damn, that is a long read but worth it. Thanks for posting it. I’ve sent it to the wife.

      I’m hoping our 2 homeschooled girls will be well inoculated from this shit by their teenage years, but it doesn’t hurt to be aware.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Mine will be actively warded away from this shit. Equal helpings of disdain for this kind of thinking, confidence building, and regular interaction with people who aren’t [insert same age] girls

      • Compelled Speechless

        I have young kids to and while this is definitely a concern, I was listening to Curtis Yarvin on a podcast and thought he offered a good strategy for child rearing. He pointed out that children are naturally going to want to rebel against institutions that try and enforce rigid ideology and structure. In most cases that can be either the parents or the teachers. By making the teachers seem like the ideological prison guards and making yourself seem less rigid and open, you can turn their own propaganda against them. He said it worked on his kids.

        Before that, I was listening to a different podcast with Gene Epstein where he said both of his daughters are mega-prog despite his best efforts to steer them away. As someone who rebelled against my parents religion, economics and conservatism as a knee-jerk when I was a kid, it made me think Yarvin might be onto something. Food for thought.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        He pointed out that children are naturally going to want to rebel against institutions that try and enforce rigid ideology and structure.

        I think this gets way overplayed, to be honest. 90% of the “rebellion” in our lifetime wasn’t rebellion at all, it was tension between cultural and familial expectations. Culture says X, family says Y, kid chooses X. It’s a path of least resistance mentality, not a rebellious one.

        Not to say that rebellion isn’t a real concern, but it’s funny how the Amish don’t really struggle with mass rebellion, but “rebellion” has become a rite of passage for the mainstream culture. Of course, that “rebellion” has become the civic religion over the past 60 years, blasted into kids’ brains from all sides. Gender dysphoria, transition drugs, and Tumblr are merely the third or fourth iteration of “sex, drugs, and rock & roll”.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Call it what you will, but it’s a phenomenon you’ll most likely have to deal with. I think the strategy could yield two positives. 1) Less chance of spending the last few years that you get to have your kids around where they see you as the enemy and fight with you. You might even be their ally against the establishment. 2) They organically learn from a young age that the state is not their friend.

        I’m not saying it works. I’m just making sure I’m going to be malleable in my parenting strategy and have options because no matter how much planning I do, they’re going to make sure all the planning was for nothing.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        By making the teachers seem like the ideological prison guards and making yourself seem less rigid and open, you can turn their own propaganda against them. He said it worked on his kids.

        I mean I get what’re you saying here and it certainly seems like a worthwhile approach for parents with no other choice to set one’ self up as a foil… but there’s an alternative option that doesn’t involve putting my children under the care of psychotic prison guards in the first place.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You have me thinking… I may amend my “fight, withdraw, submit, those are your only options”. Undermine is an option. It’s a form of fight, but perhaps different enough to justify its own category.

        That said, I’m in SSD’s camp. Why paddle upstream for the next 20 years, hoping to be able to undo the damage this profoundly broken culture is causing when I can simply change the way we interact with that culture such that it’s not the overwhelming influence on my children’s worldviews?

    • Tundra

      Dang. Thanks, ji.

      T

      he beauty of gender ideology is it provides a way to game this system, so that you can get some of those targets off your back and enjoy the camaraderie of like-minded youths. You can’t change your race, pretending to have a different sexuality would be very uncomfortable in practice, but you can absolutely change your gender, and it’s as easy as putting a “she/they” in your bio. Instantly you are transformed from an oppressing, entitled, evil, bigoted, selfish, disgusting cishet white scum into a valid trans person who deserves celebration and special coddling to make up for the marginalization and oppression you supposedly now face.

      Very perceptive for a youngster. Great essay.

    • Tundra

      The people that do this to kids deserve the boats.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        The people that do this to kids deserve the boats woodchippers.

        FTFY.

      • DEG

        Tundra is right.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Too slow and uncertain for my tastes.

    • hayeksplosives

      Good find, Juris. Too bad it won’t get the circulation that society needs it to!!

      The beauty of gender ideology is it provides a way to game this system, so that you can get some of those targets off your back and enjoy the camaraderie of like-minded youths. You can’t change your race, pretending to have a different sexuality would be very uncomfortable in practice, but you can absolutely change your gender, and it’s as easy as putting a “she/they” in your bio.

      Instantly you are transformed from an oppressing, entitled, evil, bigoted, selfish, disgusting cishet white scum into a valid trans person who deserves celebration and special coddling to make up for the marginalization and oppression you supposedly now face.

      • hayeksplosives

        Ha! tundra and I seized on the same paragraph.

        Plenty of insight in that essay.

        It’s crazy how bad the counselors and psychologists were about aiding and abetting the pro-trans without question. Aren’t there any psychologists and psychiatrists whose only agenda is to heal their patients anymore?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    A little while ago, when I went past the airport, there was an ultralight sitting outside a hangar. Probably a good day for it. A little chilly, but blue sky and no wind.

    I have always been fascinated by gyrocopters, but I’d have to have a better understanding of the dynamics before I’d go up in one. That “pushing the fan through the air makes lift” business sounds a little too much like, “If I plug this power inverter into the cigarette lighter of my car, I can use it to run a battery charger and charge the car’s battery. I’ll have free unlimited power.”

    • The Gunslinger

      I watch Watchjrgo on YouTube. He just bought a scrap gyrocopter from a scrap yard and is working on trying to get the engine started. Based on his description of the operation of gyrocopters, you’d have to be certifiably insane to leave the ground in one. Basically it sounds like you drive the gyrocopter really fast until it takes off and then you hope the rotor doesn’t stop spinning – no drive power to the rotor.. No thanks. The one that Watchjrgo bought doesn’t have a rotor so he has no plans to fly it.

    • Fourscore

      Or aerate a bucket of minnows and keep them alive ’til you got to the lake and changed water.

    • SDF-7

      I love the idea of an ultralight and have considered it.

      My wife equates the idea with instant heart attacks (because she’d be so worried), on the other hand….

    • Dr Mossy Lawn

      Why is it different from a standard wing?.. the rotor’s plane is inclined against the direction of travel. The rotor is a rotating airfoil, you just sum up all of the vectors and if they result in positive lift, then you go up.

      For a regular airfoil, you start with a glider.. it descends but also goes forward at a good ratio. Then you add a forward thrust vector and generate enough power to overcome the drag.

      Unpowered rotating wings also do not fall out of the sky, they translate their vertical (perpendicular to the disc) energy into the disc and therefore generate some vertical lift (autorotate). The angle is steep, but like the glider, they are light. You add a horizontal power source, and tilt the plane, and you get lift. They aren’t relatively fast due to the drag but they work and can land without power.

      Speaking of the inverter to charger, My friend bought a Truck camper that had just such a system on it, where the 30A shore power could be attached to the Inverter. There are reasons that amateurs shouldn’t do power work, I took all of that out and put in a proper automatic transfer switch so that all interior AC could run off of the inverter, except for the battery charger, which would only work off of true shore power.

  27. Ownbestenemy

    I’m upon my capstone for my class and we successfully went through the whole class NOT discussing any DE&I. Imagine people who are professionals acting like professionals.

    One point I said “seasoned employee” and someone just asked clarification and we moved on.

    • Ghostpatzer

      “seasoned employee””

      Lunch break?

      • Rat on a train

        below 20% moisture content

    • Mojeaux

      Cumin? Paprika?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Might I suggest the fava beans and chianti?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Baquet said it will be purely optional for Times journalists to use Twitter moving forward, and the organization’s leadership will take steps to support anyone who decides to stop using the platform.

    “If you do choose to stay on, we encourage you to meaningfully reduce how much time you’re spending on the platform, tweeting or scrolling, in relation to other parts of your job,” he wrote.

    GET TO WORK.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I’m not going to read that. I’m just going to assume it was a pegging accident.

      Still would.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        She looks kinda like she’s still de-transitioning, frankly.

  29. Plinker762

    When will this masking and public transportation theater end? No, don’t tell me. I know it is never.

  30. The Hyperbole

    Last call for Quordle #73 entries, lookin’ at you Ted’S

    Hype’s
    6 7
    8 4

    DQR and WDQR goes live in 10 minute

    • Ted S.

      5746

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Wash your hands

    Several Kinder chocolate products, including the popular Kinder Eggs, are being recalled across Europe and Canada due to a salmonella outbreak across several European countries.

    At least 134 cases have been reported by the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control, mainly among children under 10 years old. The first case was identified in the United Kingdom in early January.

    You’d think there might be less of this, what with our newly gained cultural germophobia, but apparently not.

    • Plinker762

      Do they still offer the Spring Surprise and Crunchy Frog?

    • Tundra

      134? Out of millions.

      Cool. Now do the “vaccines”.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Well it’s a good thing they’re banned here.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        They were selling these huge effing Kinder Easter eggs at Costco Business the other day. Soooooo tempting . . .

    • Tundra

      Yep. That was brilliant.

      Thanks, Sean!

      • Sean

        ?

  32. The Late P Brooks

    We want cheap stuff fast and don’t care who it hurts.

    That “cheap Chinese craaaaap” is conjured up out of thin air. There is no compensating exchange.

  33. The Hyperbole

    DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP
    #73
    Men’s Division
    Champ(s)
    l0b0t 18

    Sean 22
    Tundra 22
    Ted’S 22
    JG43 23
    MikeS 23
    Rat on a train 23
    TARDis 23
    Bobarian LMD 24
    grrizzly 24
    Ghostpatzer 24
    Grummun 25
    The Hyperbole 25
    Grumbletarian 27

    Chump(s)
    kinnath 1,000,018
    Raven Nation 1,000,020

    Women’s Division
    Champ(s)
    No entries.

    Will I0b0t get the first 3 peat? will anyone identify as female to take the abandoned WDQR championship? tune in tomorrow, same Quordle time* same Quordle station to find out.

    *Not really, I’m just going to post it when I get a chance.

    • Tundra

      Damn you, whoever started this. I didn’t even have my first cup of coffee before I fired it up this morning.

      I used to do the crossword every day, but this is way more fun.

      • TARDis

        Champs could be kind and post their starting word.

      • Tundra

        Not a champ.

        However, since there is no prize money (and I cribbed it from someone else):

        TRADE
        SPOIL
        MUNCH

        I don’t know if a three word start will ever win (outside of a lucky coincidence) but I haven’t failed one since I started.

      • TARDis

        I’ve been concentrating on vowels, but maybe common consonants would be better for the second round.

      • rhywun

        My constant 1st and 2nd were completely useless today. Mr. Quordle has a knack lately for choosing words that don’t contain very many common letters.

      • Tundra

        I started with DAILY and that worked well. These three words provide more consistent results.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        I use (as the spirit moves me) one or more of the following as my “start” words:

        RHEUM
        HOTEL
        AUDIO

        They’ve generally worked pretty well. I haven’t been skunked yet with them.

      • l0b0t

        I’ve been using REACH or TEACH, ROBIN, FLUID, HEART… I’ve trying to knock out vowels first.

      • The Hyperbole

        You stopped doing the crossword? Why not both? as the saying goes.

      • Tundra

        Good question.

        I’ll go with lazy.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Well slap my ass and call me Lia. I’ll join the women’s division. New champion!!!

      • Rat on a train

        What about people who identify as animals division?

      • The Hyperbole

        Furries still need to identify as the gender of their chosen fursona.

      • Compelled Speechless

        God I hope they actually use the word fursona. Is it wrong to be so entertained by mental illness?

      • slumbrew

        Fursona is 100% a word regularly used in those circles. I hear.

      • TARDis

        Will you be My Fursona.

      • Rat on a train
      • The Hyperbole

        They do and color me naïve but I think Furries are like cosplayers and other Larpers and they know they are just plying make-believe, not necessarily nut-jobs.

      • Tundra

        I agree. How are they any different from the Goths or suburban punks?

      • Not Adahn

        Furries are not necessarily therians/otherkin.

      • slumbrew
      • Compelled Speechless

        6gt2t33 w

      • Animal

        Eh?

      • Compelled Speechless

        Gc

    • rhywun

      FWIW I did mine at 4:30pm again and did not chump out this time. I even did better than one person on your list.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Too busy to do this today. Took SU to the airport to go see her Mom in the Lower Mainland. Now the pup and I have five days’ worth of steaks, roasted chickens and beers to consume.

  34. creech

    Next time you are confronted with a “white supremacist” charge, you might want to point out that 100% of the Democrats in the Senate just confirmed a Supreme Justice who doesn’t know if Black people have natural rights.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I see no handguns at all.

      Are you feeling okay?

      • Sean

        Had one holstered when I snapped the pic. ?

    • DEG

      Nice!

    • Tundra

      LOL!

      Related.

      • rhywun

        oligarch failsons

        LOL!

  35. Winston

    https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1512008280327041024

    Monty Python is re-running on British TV (not BBC). I can’t decide whether the accompanying warning is for real, or part of the satire: “This programme reflects the standards, language and attitudes of its time. Some viewers may find this content offensive.”

    Social change is always good.

    Also there were people at the time who were offended by Monty Python but those were old fogies. That was then, this is now.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s all a matter of generational difference – what was old is now new.

      • Winston

        Yet it’s assumed that this generational difference will not affect acceptance of laiisez-faire economics.

      • juris imprudent

        Assumed by whom?

      • Winston

        People who believe in inevitable progress?

      • juris imprudent

        Ah fools it is then.

    • l0b0t

      You’ll notice they never show Love Thy Neighbor or Curry & Chips at all anymore and there is growing row over It Ain’t Half Hot Mum.

      • Not Adahn

        “Hot mum” is undoubtedly a brit ypornhub category.

  36. Winston

    https://www.econlib.org/is-there-a-carbon-tax-in-our-future/

    Then cigarette smoking gradually went out of style. The proportion of adults who smoked fell steadily, and is now a fairly small fraction of the population. Smoking became associated with lower class workers. More and more people saw smoking as a dirty habit with nasty negative externalities. (The negative externalities are overrated, but I’m looking at perceptions.) Smokers were seen as anti-social. Society responded with very punitive and hugely regressive taxes on cigarettes. (There were also large implicit taxes associated with the legal settlement agreed to by the major cigarette companies.) These punitive taxes would not have been politically acceptable in 1960s, when a large proportion of Americans of all classes smoked cigarettes.

    Wow, modern “tolerant societies” are still intolerant to those things they don’t like. Really need an economist tell me that.

    You might not think there’s anything disgusting about a car driving by you belching exhaust out its tailpipe. Fair enough, but in 1965 I didn’t think there was anything disgusting about someone sitting next to me at a bar smoking a cigarette, it seemed normal. What we find disgusting is almost purely subjective.

    [I’m repulsed when I read of all the horse manure on the streets of NYC in the 1800s. But when I grew up there was lots of dog poop that people didn’t bother picking up, at least in Wisconsin. My daughter’s generation would find the 1960s to be disgusting. Another example is spitting on sidewalks, which used to be common. One or two more generations and Americans will be disgusted that people of the 2020s wore their shoes indoors.]

    Yes, future people will regard me as a reactionary Neanderthal but don’t worry they will always love Free Trade and Laissez-Faire and not dismiss those views as one of my reactionary Neanderthal mindset.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      One or two more generations and Americans will be disgusted that people of the 2020s wore their shoes indoors.

      Whattaya mean “one or two more generations,” Kemosabe? You don’t take your shoes off at my door and I tell you to take a hike. I have to clean and vacuum those floors.

      • Hyperion

        I haven’t allowed people to enter a house of mine with shoes on in at least 30 years, no freaking way. And smoking? Forget about it, not in my cars either.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        ^^THIS.

      • Hyperion

        When my son still smoked, he came to stay with me for a couple of months and I told him before he came, no smoking. He said in the house?, I said not on the premises and in this community, smoking is banned in public areas, which means pretty much everywhere inside the gates except for on the road. So he’d go out to the road, but it rains a lot here in the summer and I think that made him miserable enough that he just quit. It’s not just the smoke, smokers have nasty habits such as believing that the entire world is an ashtray.

      • The Hyperbole

        You don’t let people wear shoes in your car?

      • Hyperion

        Context, what is that?

    • Hyperion

      “Another example is spitting on sidewalks, which used to be common.”

      Now in totally progressive utopias like San Fransisco, they just shit on them and leave dirty needles all over them.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        PROGRESS! UTOPIA IS UPON US!

  37. Winston

    The basic idea is that all individuals can agree on general or constitutional rules of state action, as opposed to ad hoc interventions; and that simple or qualified majorities may, at the post-constitutional stage, make decisions in compliance with the higher constitutional rules. The system is not contradictory because what every individual gets is the respect of the rules that he has virtually bargained for with other citizens and accepted as generally in his own interest. The power of political majorities remains strictly limited.

    This assumes that

    • Winston

      Dammit posted too fast:

      https://www.econlib.org/three-meanings-of-liberal-democracy/

      This assumes that “all individuals can agree on general or constitutional rules of state action”. What if that is not the case?

      And when did this virtual bargaining occur? And what if he changes his mind.

      • juris imprudent

        Why do you ask a question that is answered in either the preceding paragraph or the following one?

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      **HEAVY SIGH**

      I don’t get it. I need more steak and beer. So does my pup.

      • R.J.

        STEAK GOOD

      • R.J.

        STEAK GOOD

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Two out of two squirrels agree.

  38. Count Potato

    What’s tonight’s movie? Because I really really really want to know, what’s going on?

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I’ve been bummed for months that Robinson Crusoe on Mars hasn’t been in the line-up.

      • R.J.

        For you, I will add it.

    • Hyperion

      Night of the Wampus Cat?

    • R.J.

      Class of Nuke’em high! With drunk RJ.

      • Count Potato

        Awesome!!

        I’m not drunk …. yet.

      • R.J.

        DRINK FASTER!

      • Hyperion

        And more.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Monty Python is re-running on British TV (not BBC). I can’t decide whether the accompanying warning is for real, or part of the satire: “This programme reflects the standards, language and attitudes of its time. Some viewers may find this content offensive.”

    Just wait ’til they get to Dennis Moore, Highwayman.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      “STAND AND DELIVER. Your lupins, or your life.”

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Wut?

    The FBI arrested two men in Washington, DC, Wednesday for allegedly impersonating Department of Homeland Security agents for more than two years, giving expensive gifts to federal agents in DC, providing them apartments and offering to purchase a weapon for a Secret Service agent assigned to first lady Jill Biden, according to an affidavit.

    Arian Taherzadeh and Haider Ali allegedly provided “rent-free apartments” estimated to cost more than $40,000 annually each to a DHS employee and members of the US Secret Service, all while impersonating federal agents, the affidavit said.
    As of Monday, four Secret Service agents were placed on administrative leave pending investigations.
    The affidavit details substantial gifts the two defendants allegedly gave federal agents.

    According to the document, Taherzadeh allegedly provided a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the White House complex a “rent-free penthouse apartment” for one year at a cost of about $40,200.

    Don’t call it a swamp.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      “Wut?,” indeed.

      There’s a crime here (other than impersonating a Fed, I guess . . . )?

      • LCDR_Fish

        on twitter yesterday – feds, USPS, etc raiding an apt in Navy Yard area. Definitely compromised at least a handful of SS agents (if they weren’t previously from Colombia, etc). Accepting “free” luxury apts, etc – good grief.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        So they were being (for lack of a better term) “groomed” for some potential future op where they’d be used to attack something/someone the USSS normally protects?

        I must be very dense this evening.